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She's The Undercover Boss - Full Movie
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00:00Ms. Peterson, it is a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:08The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:11You know, I have to commend you.
00:13I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:18I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:21Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:30Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshits.
00:33Every assistant they've sent me has been completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:39I saw.
00:41Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:48Not at all.
00:50While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client, I have no doubt we'll be able to imagine.
01:00In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Ms. Carter.
01:12I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:22Jed Abrams will meet his match.
01:27Can you quote me on that?
01:31You told GQ what?
01:34Oh, come on.
01:35Imagine the headline.
01:38Corporate Cupid tames titans.
01:40Matching the unmatchable.
01:41More like delusional CEO, Tank's own company, playing pretend.
01:47You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel?
01:54All while trying to run your own company.
01:56I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly, as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
02:01I know he's an asshole, and I know you want revenge, but...
02:04That's not what this is about.
02:07This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:10I mean, if Jed Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:16Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
02:19Ooh, honey.
02:21I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:24Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin,
02:28but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:32Not my type.
02:35Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:43You little bitch.
02:58Mr. Abrams?
03:00Good morning.
03:01I have your coffee.
03:02You must be my new assistant.
03:09Uh...
03:10Uh...
03:10Yeah.
03:11Uh...
03:12Arya Riley.
03:13Pleasure to...
03:16Meet you.
03:21You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance, I expected something a little more, uh, impressive.
03:31I suppose I'd get extra points for nice packaging, huh?
03:34Mr. Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:37Someone I could count on.
03:38Someone who's not going to bail when I demand perfection.
03:45Someone who's not going to fuck up my coffee order.
03:46What's up?
03:48What's up?
03:49You mind someone?
03:52Yes, I am.
03:54Good.
03:56Now clean this shit up.
03:57Go change.
03:58And, uh, a lot of those reports on my desk.
04:00Oh!
04:02This is strike one.
04:03You understand?
04:05Good.
04:05You fucking prick.
04:23Ah!
04:23It's just a few weeks.
04:30Gather intel.
04:32Make a match.
04:33Free press and GQ.
04:36Everybody wins.
04:38I could do this.
04:40I could do this.
04:42Oh, my God.
04:45What the hell are you doing in here?
04:46I don't want everyone to see me.
04:48You always have extra shirts in your office?
05:05Sometimes things get a bit messy.
05:06I don't want everyone to see me.
05:18Strike two, Miss Riley.
05:33You must have a new record.
05:35Fired by lunch.
05:44So much for another preface.
05:48I'm surprised anyone's lasted this long.
05:52You flirt with all your assistants.
05:56Uh, uh, Mr. Abrams, I, I, I'm sorry, I didn't...
06:01Stop.
06:05Every submission that Diya just sent to me was sketch shitless.
06:12Not you, though.
06:17Clear your schedule.
06:18You're working the party tonight.
06:20Lots of important potential clients, so...
06:23Do your homework.
06:25And...
06:25No more stains.
06:28All right?
06:30I'll see you later.
06:31So, he clearly needs someone that can go toe-to-toe with him.
06:43Someone who will not put up with this bullshit.
06:45I mean, this guy has major control and trust issues.
06:49You should have heard him.
06:50He was like, someone who's not gonna bail.
06:54Someone he can rely on.
06:55Unlike you.
06:59Excuse me?
07:01You don't think he's gonna be pissed when he finds out you're lying?
07:05That you betrayed him?
07:07Well, I...
07:09By the time he finds out, he'll already be matched.
07:15False fair in business.
07:17That's not how that saying goes.
07:18This.
07:25This.
07:28And...
07:28This.
07:32Glenn.
07:32I'm trying to get into his business.
07:35Not his pants.
07:36Aria?
07:37He said so himself.
07:39He's not impressed.
07:42Yet.
07:42Yet.
07:42Yet.
07:49Alright.
07:54Let's go.
08:03Hello.
08:04Hello.
08:04Hello.
08:07Hello.
08:08Hello.
08:09Hello.
08:10Hello.
08:10Hello.
08:11Hello.
08:11you're late fashionably
08:20come on let's make some rounds
08:24oh first remind me who is he
08:29uh some old white guy with a bad tux
08:35you're not very good at this are you
08:39thought i told you to do your homework
08:41don't blame me for your bad memory
08:43it's not leadership
08:45fair enough
08:49ah fuck
08:52what jet
08:55are you avoiding your fiance
08:58i believe you're my ex-fiance
09:00for now
09:02not the first time we've called it off
09:04oh but it is the last
09:06i think i learned my lesson when you skipped our engagement
09:09partying with my best man
09:10that was a momentary lapse in judgment
09:16that's all
09:17lena taft
09:22this would be abrams
09:24and you are
09:27cosplaying as a las vegas showgirl
09:31aria riley mr abrams assistant
09:36speaking of keir hamlin is at the bar
09:40you should go talk to him before his third dirty martini
09:42if you'll excuse him
09:46how's that for a reminder
09:49give it up honey
09:53he'll never be interested in the likes of you
09:56you're the help for god's sake
09:58he'll never fit into his world
10:01great
10:08what the hell are you doing here
10:11abrams
10:13donates to the philharmonic so we're planning as a favor
10:16you are you
10:17you're here with diane or
10:18looking for clients
10:19sort of
10:21jesus are you talking about the silent treatment
10:24i've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks
10:28why haven't you answered my calls
10:30maybe because you literally stole from me
10:34you wrote yourself a check for my checkbook
10:36i told you i would pay you back
10:38it was 10k
10:39it's not exactly an iou situation
10:42always playing the victim
10:44we're gonna get you a therapist for that
10:47after we get you therapy for your gambling addiction
10:50how about that
10:51that is all behind me now
10:54hey come on come on baby
10:57i've missed you
10:59i know you miss me
11:02gray
11:03it's over
11:05i told you
11:06i don't want to give up on us
11:09is this man bothering you are you
11:12is he one of your clients
11:18no
11:18i'm actually a hair
11:19boyfriend
11:20chat sweetheart
11:24this is my ex
11:25gray
11:26right
11:28i suppose i should thank you
11:31for fucking up
11:34if it wasn't for that
11:36you've never found the moment of my dreams
11:38i don't believe it
11:43this guy is in your tongue
11:46since when do you go for suits
11:49you always said you don't shit where you eat
11:51i
11:53i
11:55okay
12:00okay
12:14Oh, you hated PDA.
12:18Nah, maybe with you, buddy.
12:21Good luck with this one.
12:24Work always comes first with Arya.
12:28You'll see.
12:33Fuck.
12:34I am so sorry.
12:37That will never happen again.
12:38No, no, you're good.
12:41You helped me with my ex.
12:43I guess we're even now.
12:44Mm-hmm.
12:47How about a drink?
12:48Yeah.
12:49Yeah, let's go.
13:01I've tried many times, but it's just hard.
13:08Want to sit down?
13:09Yeah.
13:09All right, let's go.
13:13Oh, I am such a klutz.
13:18Probably did you a favor, though.
13:19Cheap thing like that belongs in the trash.
13:21I'd be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that.
13:23Excuse me?
13:24What the hell is your power, Melina?
13:29Go.
13:31Go.
13:32Come on.
13:33Come on.
13:41Here, sit down.
13:44Can I see it?
13:45Jess is ripped?
13:46No.
13:53Jess is ripped.
14:10Ah.
14:11Does it hurt?
14:12No.
14:13It's just cold.
14:41We should probably get you home.
14:47Yeah.
14:48Here.
14:49You take my card.
14:52Okay?
14:53I'm gonna need you at the office early in the morning.
14:58You gotta set up for the meeting with Hamelin.
15:01I'm gonna need a briefing doc of all the strategic angles.
15:05Can you handle that?
15:07That's a lot to ask of a cripple.
15:10Well, I have all the faith in the world.
15:17I'll see you in the morning, yeah?
15:21Okay.
15:22Get home safe.
15:24Thanks.
15:40Double shot, dry, almond milk, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
15:53Mm.
15:55In the cup.
15:56This time.
15:57Hey, I wanted to talk to you about what happened between us last night.
16:03Ugh.
16:04That can't happen again.
16:07I mean, I can't.
16:10I crossed the line when I kissed you, and I'm your boss.
16:14I'm your boss.
16:15No.
16:16No.
16:17I know it didn't mean anything.
16:18Oh.
16:19It's my fault.
16:20It's my fault.
16:22When I saw my ex, it just kinda rattled me.
16:25Right.
16:26Yeah.
16:27I crossed the line when I put you in that position, so.
16:31Okay.
16:32I'm sorry.
16:34Um, I think, uh, moving forward, we should just, uh, maintain some professional boundaries.
16:47I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:00Sorry.
17:01I don't mean to interrupt any business matters.
17:06Absolutely not.
17:08Cheer Hamlin.
17:09Ready to finalize this deal?
17:12Only if you want to be a lot richer than you already are.
17:14Absolutely.
17:15Come on in.
17:16Have a seat.
17:21You look familiar to me.
17:23Do I know you from somewhere?
17:25Uh, I don't think so.
17:27Unless you saw my tumble at the party last night.
17:29No.
17:30That's not it.
17:32Ah.
17:33I just got it.
17:34You look exactly like this CEO.
17:38Oh.
17:39A knockout if I've ever seen one.
17:45What did her company do?
17:48It was something with corporate matchmaking.
17:52Uh, diet?
17:53Right.
17:54That's where Arya came from.
17:55Hmm.
17:56What a funny coincidence.
17:57I haven't had the pleasure of meeting our CEO.
17:58Uncanny.
17:59Hmm.
18:00Well, gentlemen, should we get down to business and hammer out some deal points?
18:01Absolutely.
18:02Okay.
18:03Coffee, Mr. Hamlin?
18:04Mmm.
18:05Sweet and milky.
18:06Darling.
18:07Okay.
18:08Hmm.
18:09Hmm.
18:10Hmm.
18:11Thought you were fed up with Dyad.
18:12Yeah, I'm giving him one last chance.
18:14You sly dog.
18:15I guess you were just holding out for the goods, huh?
18:19What do you say?
18:20We share the wealth?
18:21We could make her one last day, and then we'll be able to look back down to these
18:24videos and put them to a house for you, because they were missing any off the computer.
18:29But you did a nice job.
18:30I was just holding out for the goods, huh?
18:31I thought you were fed up with Dyad.
18:34Yeah.
18:35That's what I'm saying.
18:36I'm giving him one last chance.
18:37Oh, you sly dog.
18:40I guess you were just holding out for the goods, huh?
18:43What do you say?
18:45We share the wealth?
18:47We could make her one of the deal points.
18:50She's mine.
18:52My assistant.
18:54Leave her alone.
18:56Hmm.
19:01Thank you, sweetheart.
19:03Hmm.
19:06The fuck was that?
19:09Get out.
19:11Excuse me?
19:12You heard me.
19:13I fucking warned you.
19:15Now get out.
19:17You're going to tank this deal and lose millions?
19:21For her?
19:22Good assistant's worth their weight in gold.
19:25We're through here.
19:38You really didn't have to do that.
19:40I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
19:44Yeah, I know.
19:45I met your ex-boyfriend, remember?
19:47Yeah.
19:48Shouldn't have to deal with guys like that, though.
19:51Especially with me around.
19:52Hmm.
19:55So, I'm a good assistant, huh?
19:58Not some pseudoscience bullshit?
20:00So, like, I admit I was a bit harsh in that interview.
20:04A bit?
20:04And I can be difficult to work with at times.
20:08Mm-hmm.
20:09But I've learned from experience.
20:14People are generally disappointing.
20:18They leave when the going gets tough.
20:19Just weeding those people out early.
20:23I don't want to waste my time.
20:27But you, miss, I'm most definitely not a waste of my time.
20:32I guess I'm in my match.
20:37Mm-hmm.
20:43Um.
20:45Well, do you need anything else from me?
20:48Besides losing you a million dollars?
20:49No.
20:53No.
20:54No.
20:57Okay.
20:59Okay.
21:04Um.
21:08Get back to work?
21:09Yeah.
21:09Yeah.
21:10Okay.
21:11Okay.
21:21Fuck me.
21:29Fuck me.
21:31That doesn't sound like appropriate office talk.
21:35Nothing screams classy like dropping the F-bomb.
21:37Oh, like fucking your fiancée's best friend?
21:42I didn't see you on the schedule today.
21:45Don't you know you have to go through me to get to him?
21:50He didn't tell you.
21:53Alistair Holdings is investing in my makeup company.
21:56Now be a dear and fetch me a latte while the adults talk business.
22:01Okay.
22:07What do you want, Lena?
22:24I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:29There's no hour or anything.
22:32We've been broken up for months.
22:35Well, like it or not, we have a contract, remember?
22:39Until you break it, remember?
22:43Baby.
22:44Baby.
22:45What has got you so stressed, huh?
22:54Maybe I can help you relax.
23:04Excuse me.
23:06Uh, no, no, no.
23:07Stay.
23:10If you'd like to make an appointment, make it with Aria.
23:12Just like everyone else.
23:14I'm busy here, Lena.
23:15Of course.
23:18Reserve the jet tomorrow.
23:19Mr. Abrams and I will be flying into New York.
23:22Excuse me, I have to work, Lena.
23:23This is work.
23:26I want to open an office in New York,
23:28and you want to do your due diligence, don't you?
23:32Make sure there's a couple bottles of Dom stocked.
23:36I want to celebrate our merger.
23:44Merger, huh?
23:58Jealous?
24:00No.
24:01I'm not.
24:02I'm not.
24:04No.
24:06Don't worry about Lena.
24:07Forget her.
24:09I do need you to do something for me, though.
24:10The contractors are coming for the kitchen remodel on Friday?
24:24Mm-hmm.
24:25I need you to go let them in.
24:27You could go over there after I leave.
24:30Maybe stay the night, if you want.
24:34And that's not crossing a professional boundary?
24:37Sleeping in your bed?
24:38I do have plenty of guest rooms, Miss Riley.
24:42But if you wanted to...
24:43No.
24:44I don't.
24:45I wasn't, um...
24:48Yeah, that would be fine.
24:50Mm-hmm.
24:51Thank you, Mr. Abrams.
24:53So, let's hear it.
25:10What's it like working for the biggest asshole in America?
25:15Uh, you know, he's, um...
25:20He's not that bad.
25:23Miss Pearson, not that bad does not make for a great article.
25:30Not that bad means it's your company's fault, not his.
25:36And I'm sure that's not the angle you're looking for, right?
25:41Of course not.
25:44You know Dyad is everything to me.
25:47Okay, I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this.
25:51I know.
25:51I've done my research.
25:55Which is why I'm surprised you're not taking the chance to defend it.
26:00I would give anything for this company.
26:03Well then,
26:05if I were you,
26:07I'd dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
26:10Okay, damn.
26:29Major CEO, girls.
26:30Hello?
26:31Hey boss, I've got a couple reports you need to sign.
26:38Should I bring them by tall, dark, and scary's office?
26:40Actually, I'm at his house right now.
26:45Beverly Hills.
26:46I'll send you the address.
26:47Oh my god.
26:59It's like I stepped into 50 shades of gray.
27:01Oh, is there a pleasure room?
27:05Don't touch anything.
27:08This man is a total control freak.
27:11Anything is out of place, he'll...
27:14Glenn!
27:16It's for you!
27:18And me.
27:23You deserve a break.
27:25And besides, he's a freaking billionaire.
27:27Is he really going to miss this $2,000 bottle of champagne?
27:31Oh my god.
27:32Holy shit!
27:33Wow, you're popular.
27:38It's gray.
27:40He's been harassing me ever since I told him that Jep was my boyfriend.
27:44You what?
27:45It was nothing.
27:47I ran into him at this party, and he wouldn't stop bothering me.
27:51So, Jep played along.
27:54He actually really saved my ass.
27:58And he kissed me.
28:01What?
28:02Yeah.
28:03Okay.
28:04Well, it sounds like we have a lot of ground to cover.
28:09How about we do it out by that gorgeous pool?
28:12I brought bathing suits.
28:14How did you know that he...
28:15Duh.
28:16All billionaires have pools.
28:18Now, come on.
28:19It's not like he's going to come home anytime soon.
28:26And then I was thinking drinks at this bar that my friend just opened.
28:29It's super chic and, like, impossible to get into.
28:32And then I was thinking tomorrow we'd skip out to the Hamptons.
28:40Daddy's in Shanghai, so we'd have the whole place to ourselves.
28:42Lena, I told you, this is strictly a business trip.
28:47What about that?
28:50There is no office, is there?
28:55I just wanted us to get away like we used to.
29:03Without your obnoxious assistant poking around.
29:06Baby, you know this isn't over between us.
29:16I can't do this with you.
29:18I...
29:19I'm going home.
29:21But, like, was there tongue?
29:34No.
29:37Shut up.
29:39Bitch, I knew it.
29:41I knew you wanted to jump his bones.
29:44Okay.
29:45First of all, don't call your boss a bitch.
29:48Second of all, who says I want to jump his bones?
29:54Okay, fine.
29:55Fine.
29:57He's a total package.
29:58I mean, he's hot.
30:00He's rich.
30:01He's smart.
30:03Sounds like someone else I know.
30:06Maybe slightly less rich.
30:08Okay, but still, you two are like a match made in heaven.
30:11Yeah, right.
30:13I mean, and what happens when he finds out I've been lying to him this whole time?
30:18Besides, he's probably not even into me.
30:20He's in New York right now with his ex-fiance.
30:24I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?
30:25Arya?
30:29Dad!
30:30Dad!
30:30Uh...
30:31What are you...
30:34Um...
30:34Who is this?
30:37Oh, oh, Jew.
30:38Look at the time.
30:40I have to go feed my fish.
30:42Fish?
30:44My fish and my cat.
30:46Yeah, you should probably do that.
30:52I'm sorry.
30:53I didn't...
30:54Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house?
30:57I'm not going to ask you again.
30:59Who is that?
31:01Wait...
31:02Wait...
31:03Are you...
31:05Jealous?
31:08Of Glenn?
31:09Glenn?
31:13But this is funny to you?
31:15Oh...
31:15No, I...
31:18He's my...
31:19Friend.
31:21Mm-hmm.
31:23And trust me, he's...
31:25Way more...
31:27Interested in you than he is me.
31:31Do you like this?
31:41Like, toying with me?
31:43Making me crazy?
31:47When I wrap my house...
31:50That's a little bikini?
31:57What do you care?
31:58Where's Lena?
32:00Think I give a shit about Lena?
32:03Think that I don't care?
32:04You don't think I'm going crazy seeing you every single day?
32:11Maintaining these professional boundaries?
32:12Ever since we kissed...
32:21I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:26These lips?
32:29You're my boss.
32:31You're my assistant.
32:33So assist me, Aria.
32:36Put me out of my misery.
32:37Oh, you're so hot.
33:07So are you...
33:08Oh, I mean, you're burning up.
33:12Oh.
33:14Let's get you inside.
33:15Okay.
33:16Okay.
33:32Now, I've been dreaming of this.
33:35I dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the prince.
33:59Jed, I need to tell you something.
34:07No, tell me later.
34:09Okay.
34:10Okay.
34:11Okay.
34:12Okay.
34:17Okay.
34:17I don't know.
34:47Here.
34:49Wow.
34:52This place looks like a five-star hotel.
34:53I didn't know it had all the amenities, too.
34:55Mm-hmm.
34:57Mm.
34:58This looks delicious.
35:00Yeah, I'd say so.
35:05This looks good on you.
35:07Yeah?
35:08Yeah.
35:09But I also think that it'd look better off of you.
35:17Kitchen contractors.
35:21What?
35:22I'll take care of it, boss.
35:23I did it.
35:32Gray!
35:33What the fuck were you doing here?
35:35Did you follow me?
35:36You still weren't answering me.
35:38I needed to talk to you.
35:41You weren't at Dyad.
35:42You weren't at your apartment.
35:44So I thought I'd try your boyfriend's office.
35:46Or should I say your bosses?
35:50Now, you can imagine my surprise when the receptionist corrected me.
35:54Now, I knew you didn't give a shit about this guy.
35:57Like I said, it's all about work for you.
36:00Question is, how's he gonna feel when he finds out about your double life?
36:08What do you want?
36:11Now you're asking the right questions.
36:14$10,000.
36:16What?
36:17You heard me.
36:18Get me the money, or else this fucking guy finds out exactly who you really are.
36:23Blackmail, Gray.
36:25Really?
36:26That's fucking desperate.
36:28Even for you.
36:29What, are you gambling again?
36:31I'm not bailing you out this time.
36:33You have 24 hours.
36:43Fuck.
36:51Everything good?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Just contractor stuff.
36:56Hmm.
36:57Big promises and bigger delays.
36:59Yeah.
37:01Hmm.
37:02I should, uh, I should go get ready for work.
37:05Wait, wait, wait.
37:07I'm sure that the boss doesn't understand.
37:09Wait.
37:10No!
37:12No, okay.
37:13Wait, hold on.
37:14Wow.
37:15That's fine.
37:17We can't do this.
37:19We can't do this.
37:20Aria, we already have.
37:23I don't date my client.
37:26My bosses.
37:28Well, I don't sleep with my assistants, but, um, here we are.
37:32Look, truthfully, I haven't felt this way, like, maybe ever.
37:45Tell me I'm not the only one.
37:47You're not.
37:48You're not.
37:49No.
37:50So, what, are you gonna fire me now?
37:52What?
37:53No.
37:54The best assistant I ever had.
37:55I don't know what I'd do without you.
37:56But, maybe, we could have it both ways.
37:57You know?
37:58Professional in the office, unprofessional out.
37:59Please.
38:01I really don't wanna lose you.
38:03I don't wanna lose you.
38:05No.
38:06No.
38:07No.
38:08No.
38:09No.
38:10No.
38:11No.
38:12No.
38:13No.
38:14No.
38:15No.
38:16No.
38:17No.
38:18No.
38:19No.
38:20No.
38:21No.
38:22No.
38:23No.
38:24No.
38:25No.
38:26No.
38:27I didn't say anything.
38:35OK.
38:53All right.
38:55I have your money. Just tell me where to send it.
38:58Aria, I'm so sorry, but...
39:01While you were taking your sweet-ass time, I found a better deal.
39:05A better deal? What the fuck? You told me I had 24 hours.
39:10Oh.
39:11You'll see soon enough.
39:18Maisie.
39:19Jeff.
39:21Hi.
39:22Yeah. Apparently, the Philharmonic wants to thank me for my donations at a private event tonight.
39:29Well, private, plus the press, you know.
39:34Well, it'll be fun. Plus, I can't go anywhere without my assistant, can I?
39:39Uh, Jeff, I...
39:42Starts at eight. Where's that little gold dress?
39:48Remember, the biggest...
39:50You just never do what you're told, do you?
40:03I love the red, though.
40:08Hey.
40:10Why are you so nervous?
40:11Jet, I...
40:16I need to tell you something.
40:19Ooh, what could that be?
40:21Lena?
40:22What are you doing here?
40:23You didn't think that I'd miss your big night, did you?
40:27No, get me a Chardonnay.
40:29Will you?
40:30Okay.
40:32Chardonnay?
40:32Oh, um, Gray and I have a little surprise planned for you tonight.
40:45Ladies and gentlemen, a brief moment, please.
40:50This evening, as well as this plaque, are just a couple tokens of gratitude for one of our most generous donors.
40:59Chet Abrams.
41:04But, of course, no CEO would be anywhere without their loyal assistant.
41:10A round of applause from Ms. Aria Riley, if you will.
41:15Then again, Aria's not just an assistant.
41:20Great.
41:20And her name's not just Aria Riley.
41:24Please don't do this.
41:25Aria, what's going on?
41:26She's also Aria Riley Pearson, the CEO of Dyad.
41:37Well, looks like they're talking that through now.
41:40You've been lying to me this entire time?
41:43Jet, I was doing this for you, okay?
41:47If you just let me explain.
41:48I just wanted to find you the perfect assistant.
41:52Okay, that's it.
41:52I thought if I went undercover, that I could get you exactly what you need, and then...
41:56And then you were going to leave me?
42:00I trusted you, Aria.
42:03No.
42:04Oh, I never wanted to hurt you.
42:06Ugh, she's lying.
42:07Ever since I found out who you really are, I've been asking around.
42:15See, I have friends at GQ, too.
42:18And a little birdie told me that you pitched an article boasting you could find an assistant
42:23for...
42:25What did she call him?
42:26What did you call him?
42:28What was it?
42:28Oh, I remember.
42:30The biggest asshole in America.
42:35She was never here for you.
42:37She was here for herself.
42:40For her company.
42:42It was all...
42:44Just a little PR stunt.
42:54Jet, please...
42:55Don't.
42:55You're fired.
43:01So, in light of recent events, Jet Abrams reached out to the magazine
43:31to share his side of the story.
43:35Dyad regularly engages in corporate espionage, and their best practices are lies and deception,
43:42and their CEO and founder, Aria Pearson, is a major liability.
43:49Would you care to respond before we go to print?
43:51I, uh...
43:55I...
43:57She has no comment.
43:59Thank you, Helen, but that's all the time Ms. Pearson has today.
44:02No.
44:03Wait.
44:05Aria?
44:07Public allegations of fraud are for lawyers to handle, not you.
44:11You could hurt the company if...
44:12Yes.
44:13Yes.
44:13I lied to Mr. Abrams.
44:22Stepping in was not about going beyond for the client.
44:25It was about promoting Dyad.
44:31It was selfish and wrong.
44:37Any relationship, professional or personal, is based off honesty and trust.
44:44And that I betrayed Jet.
44:49Uh...
44:49Mr. Abrams.
44:56I take full responsibility for my actions.
45:05Can I quote you on that?
45:06No.
45:07No.
45:08Sabotage Jet?
45:27What the fuck is your problem?
45:29I take it.
45:29You talk to Helen?
45:31Look, I know you're upset with me, but to slander my name in the press...
45:35I'm just being honest.
45:36I'm like you.
45:38Was it even real?
45:39Was fucking me just part of the plan?
45:41God, what the fuck is wrong with you?
45:43I did what I thought I had to do, okay?
45:45Yeah, you had to lie to me.
45:46You had to manipulate me.
45:48You cheated to get ahead and you know it.
45:49Seriously?
45:51You inherited your company from your dad.
45:54Who inherited it from his dad.
45:56You have no fucking idea what it's like to build something from scratch.
45:59To put your whole soul into something.
46:02Dyad is everything to me.
46:03Was everything to me.
46:10Look, I know you're upset with me for lying.
46:13But you have no fucking right to destroy everything I worked so hard for.
46:19You know what?
46:22Lena was right.
46:24We're from completely different worlds.
46:26This never would have worked.
46:39Arya, Dyad doesn't need you to step down as CEO.
46:43That's just giving up.
46:45I'm not giving up.
46:48I'm letting go.
46:51Dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy.
46:57I still believe in everything we did.
47:03I just don't know if I believe in myself anymore.
47:07I'm sure it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses.
47:10I'm sure it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses.
47:17So then the more I thought about it, the more I realized we actually do need a New York office.
47:39I'm thinking Soho, maybe Hudson Yards, anything but Midtown.
47:46Ew.
47:50Jet?
47:52You need to move on.
47:54Forget her.
47:55After what you said to GQ, that bitch is finished.
47:57Do not call her that.
48:03I just...
48:05I keep thinking about the last things that she said to me.
48:09She said,
48:11I've never built anything from scratch.
48:16She's right.
48:19Okay, but does that justify her lying to you?
48:22For weeks?
48:25When you are as privileged as we are,
48:28you cannot let your guard down.
48:31You have to stick with the people you know.
48:36And I know you.
48:39And you know me.
48:48You're right.
48:51I do.
48:54I know you lied to me.
48:56I know you betrayed me.
48:58And I know that when you found out about Arya,
49:01you teamed up with her ex to humiliate her instead of coming to be...
49:04I didn't.
49:06I was trying to protect you.
49:09Because I love you, Jet.
49:10You don't love me.
49:14And I don't love you.
49:15I don't think I ever did.
49:21Ever since being with Arya.
49:25Waste made me feel.
49:32You need to leave.
49:33Are you kidding me?
49:42You're going to choose her.
49:44Over me.
49:48Go, Lena.
49:49I don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment.
50:17Because there are no documents.
50:23I lied.
50:24I needed to get you back in the office.
50:29We've had calls all morning from firms wanting to make capital investments.
50:34Up to nine figures.
50:35W-what?
50:38How?
50:39Jet recanted his statement.
50:42And sang your praises.
50:43He said that Dyad had an unimpeachable business model
50:46and is the best investment of the year.
50:49He said his judgment was clouded because of his...
50:53feelings for you.
50:57Oh.
50:57And you had to tell me this at the office.
51:02Why?
51:04He's here.
51:05Waiting for you.
51:24Oh.
51:25Sorry.
51:25I just wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after CDO in the city.
51:30I need an assistant.
51:49Oh, yeah, I...
51:54Chad, I...
51:56Me first.
51:58Okay.
52:01I thought about what you said.
52:03And...
52:04I should not have lied.
52:06And...
52:07For everything that I lied about...
52:09I was always honest about us.
52:12I mean, I had...
52:13I have...
52:19I have...
52:20Very real feelings.
52:25I never thought anything could be more important to me than work.
52:30And then I met you.
52:31And I know what you did with GQ.
52:36And if you were just trying to undo the damage, I get it.
52:41But I was hoping that maybe...
52:46Why do you think I'm here?
52:51Everything I said was true.
52:54And I was such an idiot.
52:56And I'm sorry that I got so angry with it.
52:58No.
52:58I'm sorry.
53:00But I shouldn't have lied.
53:01I just...
53:04The thought of losing you...
53:08I got...
53:11I got scared.
53:15I'm not going anywhere.
53:19I'm not even not.
53:20I trust you.
53:31I'm not.
53:36In the office?
53:38So unprofessional.
53:40Good thing we don't work together anymore.
53:43You fired me.
53:44Remember?
53:49You're such a control freak.
53:52Guess that makes us the perfect match.
53:53Guess what?
53:58No!
53:59I love you!
54:00I'm not.
54:02I love you.
54:11I love you.
54:12For my God.
54:14I love you.
54:18I!
54:19I love you.
54:20I love you.
54:21I love you.
54:22I love you.
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