A group of young adult stoners embarks on a road trip to a three-day music festival, expecting nothing but fun. However, their journey takes a dark and unexpected turn, transforming their carefree adventure into a terrifying ordeal. This indie horror-comedy promises a unique blend of laughs and scares.
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texas-death-trippin horror-comedy road-trip stoner-movie music-festival indie-film thriller 2019-movie
#TexasDeathTrippin #FullMovie #HorrorComedy #RoadTripFilm
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00:00:00Welcome to the Texas Death Drippin' Movie.
00:00:15I'm Stoner Jesus, and we should get this out of the way now.
00:00:20You are all going to hell.
00:00:24Seriously, this stuff is pretty messed up.
00:00:27Enjoy the movie.
00:00:30You are all going to hell.
00:01:00Enjoy the movie.
00:01:15What's up.
00:01:17Hey, great.
00:01:19How you doing?
00:01:20Good.
00:01:20So, I gotta know, are you ready for the greatest three-day stoner rock festival to ever break
00:01:28the beautiful state of fucking Texas?
00:01:34Let's get it.
00:01:42Dude, I can't stand him.
00:01:44I mean, I hate everyone, but he, he's the worst.
00:01:51Fuck, Sid.
00:01:52You gotta be kidding me.
00:01:55It's, don't tell me it's...
00:01:57Andy!
00:02:00Aloha, my brother!
00:02:01Captain, my captain.
00:02:12How's the swinging gentleman?
00:02:14So, check it out.
00:02:17I pulled off the big score.
00:02:20It's, it's, it's an ass.
00:02:24Nice.
00:02:28Wait.
00:02:30Let me see.
00:02:32Oh, yeah, that's a naked booty.
00:02:36Yep, and it's attached to my trip date.
00:02:39Sheena Starr, fucking internet and cosplay sensation, has over a million followers.
00:02:44Oh, wow.
00:02:47An online model.
00:02:49So rare.
00:02:50So lucky you are.
00:02:52I'm gonna be knee-deep in vagina hole while you're pulling on your joystick, bud.
00:02:56Oh, you're sitting well.
00:03:07Left up here.
00:03:08GPS says we're close.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:09Don't worry, bud.
00:03:27Don't worry, bud.
00:03:33Things get bad, I'll let you blow me.
00:03:37Thanks.
00:03:38You're the best.
00:03:39Poong-tang.
00:03:53Poong-tang for everybody.
00:03:55Poong-tang.
00:03:55Boong-tang.
00:03:56Poong-tang.
00:03:58P-U-N-T-P-O-N-T-P-O-N-T-P-O-N-T-P-O-N-T-A-M-G.
00:04:18We can see.
00:04:20Okay, we can see.
00:04:22Woo!
00:04:23Texas, here we go.
00:04:25Mm-mm!
00:04:26Here we go.
00:04:27Come on, see him.
00:04:29Come on, see him.
00:04:36Here we go!
00:04:38Okay!
00:04:39Woo!
00:04:42This one.
00:04:44We have pussy.
00:04:46We pussy.
00:04:48We pussy.
00:04:50We pussy.
00:04:52Woo!
00:04:54Let's dance.
00:04:58We pussy.
00:05:00We pussy.
00:05:02We pussy.
00:05:04We pussy.
00:05:06We, woo, we.
00:05:14Pussy.
00:05:15Oh, Texas, you're gonna
00:05:17eat the week.
00:05:19Wait till we get there.
00:05:21Stone and ride.
00:05:25Here we come.
00:05:27Stone and ride on the foot.
00:05:31Man.
00:05:33Stone and ride.
00:05:35With
00:05:37the one
00:05:39and only
00:05:41Merlin.
00:05:43That's who's gonna ride the fucking
00:05:45house, bitch.
00:05:47Merlin!
00:05:49Wee,
00:05:51booty,
00:05:53soul, and Merlin.
00:05:55B-I-M-E-L.
00:05:59B-I-M-E-L.
00:06:01B-I-M-E-L.
00:06:03B-I-M-E-L.
00:06:05B-I-L.
00:06:13Texas, I hope you're ready for me, man.
00:06:15Cause I am high fructose
00:06:17pouring syrup.
00:06:19Pouring, pouring, pouring, pouring!
00:06:21Ooh!
00:06:23That damn shit.
00:06:25Get this shit.
00:06:55You guys look like you just played rock, paper, scissors to see who gets to sit next to me.
00:07:25Basically.
00:07:32Don't just stare at it.
00:07:55Oh, so I hope you guys don't mind.
00:08:04I told my girl Teresa she could come along.
00:08:11What's up, bitches?
00:08:18Hey, girl.
00:08:20What do we say?
00:08:29What do we say?
00:08:30What do we say?
00:08:55Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight.
00:09:02Oh, mamas.
00:09:04Mama, mama, mama.
00:09:06Mama, you're gonna suck it to me.
00:09:08Oh, you're gonna suck me.
00:09:10Mama.
00:09:11Mama, you're gonna suck it to me.
00:09:14Mama.
00:09:15Mama's gonna suck it to me.
00:09:17Mama, you're gonna suck it to me.
00:09:20Mama, you're gonna suck it to me.
00:09:22Suck it to me!
00:09:36Damn. Damn, son.
00:09:40Turned my ass on, what the fuck?
00:09:43Oh, God.
00:09:46I don't think I saw last night.
00:09:48I don't think I saw last night.
00:10:00Baloney!
00:10:02B-O-L-N-G-A-R.
00:10:07Wario.
00:10:11Oh!
00:10:12Urgh.
00:10:16Urgh, burr, burr, burr.
00:10:18Urgh, burr, burr.
00:10:19Urgh, burr, burr, burr.
00:10:20Urgh, burr.
00:10:23May I say, Goddamn you're even hotter spam.
00:10:29Yeah, Randy. Yeah, I am.
00:10:31Actually, it's Andy.
00:10:32You guys want to smoke a joint?
00:10:35Dude. She's eloquent.
00:10:37Yeah.
00:11:07Your soul is a melting ground
00:11:10Upon an altar underground
00:11:14Watch your son be on the floor
00:11:21Doesn't seem but the heart is so hard
00:11:26The ends will never come
00:11:30So the great sun is a cute dance
00:11:33Woo!
00:11:37Fuck it
00:11:38So Sheena
00:11:40Like Joe Average that follows you
00:11:42Gets to see your ass on the daily, right?
00:11:44Does that mean your premium followers
00:11:47Gets to see your butthole?
00:11:49And how exactly does that work?
00:11:51Excuse you?
00:11:52Wow, this dude is terrific
00:11:54I'm sorry, hot chicks
00:11:56I'm just curious
00:11:57And I get really horny when I get stoned
00:12:00We all do
00:12:07Oh my god
00:12:09Me too
00:12:12Hashtag
00:12:15Oh my god
00:12:16Oh my god
00:12:18Holy shit
00:12:21And he has a double boner
00:12:23This rules
00:12:24Oh shit
00:12:28Oh my god
00:12:33Who's driving?
00:12:35So basically my Instagram blew up about a year ago
00:12:55And then I got into modeling
00:12:56And that's all I do full time now
00:12:58So I'm good
00:13:00Looks like her joint knocked you on your ass a little bit
00:13:04Did you doze off?
00:13:07Andy?
00:13:08Are you alright?
00:13:09Are you kidding me right now, baby metal?
00:13:11Andy!
00:13:12Are you okay?
00:13:14Are you okay, Andy?
00:13:20Are you ready to party or what?
00:13:22I got us a little something for the festival
00:13:27Whoa!
00:13:30Where'd you get that?
00:13:33Rodrigo
00:13:33Your homie's a fun guy
00:13:36Most people get the shits from shrimps
00:13:39Just saying
00:13:40God damn it!
00:13:42Told you to never talk to that scumbag again
00:13:45Rodrigo's trash, dooter
00:13:48Damn
00:13:50Straight betrayal
00:13:51I heard he got this girl pregnant at my old school
00:13:56He's cool, he's cool
00:13:58No
00:14:00He's kind of a scumbag
00:14:02Fuck
00:14:04Fuck
00:14:06Fuck
00:14:06Fuck
00:14:06Fuck
00:14:07Fuck
00:14:08Fuck
00:14:09Fuck
00:14:10Fuck
00:14:11Fuck
00:14:12Fuck
00:14:13Fuck
00:14:14Fuck
00:14:15Fuck
00:14:16Fuck
00:14:17Fuck
00:14:18Fuck
00:14:19Fuck
00:14:20Fuck
00:14:21Fuck
00:14:21Fuck
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00:14:24Fuck
00:14:25Fuck
00:14:26Fuck
00:14:26Fuck
00:14:27Fuck
00:14:27Rough
00:14:28Of
00:14:50I figured you knew where to score some shrooms.
00:14:52Shut the fuck up, pretty boy.
00:14:57You hear that?
00:14:59That's the sound of adventure.
00:15:02Yes.
00:15:03This will definitely make the trip trippier.
00:15:14You want a bump for the road?
00:15:17Oh, no.
00:15:19No, thanks.
00:15:27Malachi, I forgot you were here.
00:15:29I'm glad you're alive.
00:15:31What's going on here?
00:15:32Did I interrupt something kinky?
00:15:35He looks kind of young.
00:15:37R. Kelly?
00:15:39No, no, dude.
00:15:41I'm just here to pass C-0-1.
00:15:46Drugs?
00:15:47You mean, like, Tide Pods?
00:15:50No, that's not my style, dog.
00:16:01Oh, my God, you're bad.
00:16:03Are you serious?
00:16:04Holy shit, dude.
00:16:09Oh, that's too much.
00:16:11Are you kidding me?
00:16:14Wow.
00:16:15You're such a good storyteller.
00:16:17Yes!
00:16:18Don't be filling up on processed bullshit now, guys.
00:16:25I'm going to the first spot that's close so we can camp for the night.
00:16:28I'm making my famous bowl of chili.
00:16:33Where the fuck are we?
00:16:36A small town called...
00:16:38Dark Marsh, 40 miles outside of Galveston, on your way to Houston.
00:16:48Google Maps ain't got shit on that.
00:16:56Ew.
00:16:56So, here's the creep playing pocket pool.
00:16:58You kids need to get in and get out and get to where you're going.
00:17:02It's very dangerous around here.
00:17:04I recommend not stopping until you reach the next range, man.
00:17:08Fuck.
00:17:09You kids need to get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get out and get
00:19:09God damn, you stink.
00:19:12God, fucking get me out of this.
00:19:15Let me go.
00:19:16Get me the fuck out of here.
00:19:19God damn it.
00:19:20What the fuck are you?
00:19:29Fucking hands on you, motherfucker.
00:19:35God, fuck this will be on me.
00:19:39Motherfucker, I know you can hear me, you ugly motherfucker.
00:19:42Fucking free show.
00:19:43Damn.
00:19:46Motherfucker.
00:19:49Fucking hell.
00:19:56You fucking pussy.
00:20:06If I ever get fuckin' out of these goddamn fuckin' ties, I'm gonna beat you with that fuckin' hammer!
00:20:13Fuck!
00:20:14I just want a little beef jerky.
00:20:19Smell like a cast, that's it.
00:20:22That's it.
00:20:36That's it.
00:20:39I'd say it's all about a combination of it.
00:20:42I'd say people, I'd say you're a little scared and a grew old.
00:20:46I'd say a lady, no, I'd go somewhere to the ground.
00:20:52I'd say a lady, no, I'd say a lady.
00:20:54I'd say a woman, I'd say a woman, she'd say a girl, she'd say a woman, she'd say a woman, she'd say a woman.
00:21:00Help me out of this way!
00:21:03We are the master.
00:21:21Fresh meat.
00:21:24Got that fucking hammer inside.
00:21:34Come on, put it down.
00:21:35Motherfucking ass.
00:21:36Try to make up the mind of the AC.
00:21:38Come on.
00:21:54Go.
00:22:03Get the fuck alone.
00:22:11No.
00:22:15Here's Buck, let's go.
00:22:17You can go with Joanne in five seconds.
00:22:22You.
00:22:24You're my favorite.
00:22:30What the fuck, man?
00:22:32Fuck this fucking guy.
00:22:33Go, go, go, go, go.
00:22:35Fuck you, motherfucker.
00:22:37You smell like fucking farts and body parts.
00:22:45You smell like a cigarette.
00:22:47And the sound like a cigarette and body parts.
00:22:49Nicole, go.
00:22:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:55Oh!
00:22:57Oh!
00:22:58Oh!
00:23:03Oh!
00:23:06Oh!
00:23:11Oh!
00:23:13Where the hell are you going, sweet tits?
00:23:28It's about time you let me up.
00:23:31Now you fucking let me out of here.
00:23:33Give me a fucking shot at the title.
00:23:35Come on.
00:23:36Come on.
00:23:38You're fucking crazy, you freak.
00:23:41Well, boy, you fucked up this car, boy.
00:23:44I almost got away.
00:23:45You can't.
00:23:48Oh, help me out.
00:23:50Well, come on.
00:23:51I'm sorry, you're pulling.
00:23:53Shut the fuck up.
00:23:55Damn it.
00:23:56Damn it.
00:23:57Shut the fuck up.
00:23:59Well, boy, there's a van full of fresh meat out there.
00:24:03I went ahead and marked it for you.
00:24:05It's a real nice blonde treat for us, boy.
00:24:08Go get it.
00:24:09We'll get you some of that.
00:24:10I've got it here.
00:24:11We're under good control.
00:24:14We're about to have a real good time.
00:24:18Oh, yeah.
00:24:19I'm coming back.
00:24:23I'm coming back.
00:24:24I'm coming back.
00:24:25I'm coming back.
00:28:55Are you guys like out camping and shit?
00:28:57What is this?
00:28:58Some sort of men's retreat?
00:29:01Fill me in, fellas.
00:29:03Yeah, we just found a cool place to stop and have some beers and then make my famous chili
00:29:07for the night.
00:29:07Yeah, it's a couple of times.
00:29:08Yeah, it's a couple of towns outside the festival, I think.
00:29:13That's fucking, sorry guys, I'm taking a piss, but that's fucking weird, bro.
00:29:18But you know what?
00:29:19Shit, I can dig it, dude.
00:29:21I can do it.
00:29:21And you know what, dude?
00:29:22Fucking Sid Will's chili is straight fire.
00:29:25Are you fucking did it.
00:29:26I fucking did it.
00:29:26I can do it.
00:29:26I can do it.
00:29:26Oh my God, I'm pissing myself.
00:29:28Shit.
00:29:28Oh my God, I'm pissing myself.
00:29:31Shit.
00:29:32Fuck.
00:29:33Yeah.
00:29:33Ah, shit.
00:29:36Yeah.
00:29:37Ah, shit.
00:29:38Guys, don't get too fucked up tonight, okay?
00:29:40We got a long day tomorrow, bro.
00:29:43And listen, I'll see you Stoney Bronies tomorrow around noon, dude.
00:29:47I'm going to be at Bud Buster's shirt booth.
00:29:49Post it.
00:29:50Listen, you know their bass player, Deanna?
00:29:52I heard he can roll a joint in five seconds with one hand, dude.
00:29:56Dude, I totally said that earlier.
00:30:00Uh, actually, Andy, you said, and I quote, I heard he could roll a joint in under five seconds.
00:30:08After I said Buffalo Bud Buster would be playing, like Dino and the rest of the band aren't Buffalo Bud Buster.
00:30:20Like, Buffalo Bud Buster is like a giant human-Buffalo hybrid that just calls himself that.
00:30:29Has a band and can roll joints really fast.
00:30:35Poser!
00:30:38Weird.
00:30:42Okay, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
00:30:44I gotta go.
00:30:44Peace.
00:30:46Later!
00:30:46Bye, wing!
00:30:48Oh, he hung up.
00:30:50Why would you say that?
00:31:08You are a wizard of love, betrayer of love, or bringer of destruction, and honor of love, or bringer of destruction, and honor of love.
00:31:34You are a wizard of love, or bringer of love, or bringer of love, or bringer of love, or bringer of love.
00:31:48You're the last, you're the only last
00:31:54I will have to be your soul
00:33:23All right, guys.
00:33:24Yeah.
00:33:25When you actually look at it, it's the same exact length.
00:33:28So he's going to be ready soon.
00:33:33Oh, it's so cool.
00:33:34Oh, it's so cool.
00:33:35Oh, it's so cool.
00:33:36Oh, it's so cool.
00:33:37Oh, it's so cool.
00:33:38Kiss the cook, boil the chef.
00:33:40Oh, it's so cool.
00:33:41Oh, it's so cool.
00:33:42Okay, so we're going to...
00:33:43This is what we...
00:33:44This is what we...
00:33:48Don't do it.
00:33:49Oh, what a gorgeous bird.
00:34:19Oh, there's another one.
00:34:24What the fuck is that?
00:34:26Seriously, what the fuck?
00:34:31It's a fucking Sasquatch.
00:34:33Duke!
00:34:34Duke!
00:34:35You gotta see this.
00:34:37Hey!
00:34:39What the fuck do you want now?
00:34:41What the fuck?
00:34:42Dude, this is Sasquatch right there.
00:34:44See?
00:34:45Fucking Sasquatch.
00:34:46No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:47Give me those fucking things.
00:34:48Sasquatch, I found it.
00:34:49Fuck you.
00:34:50I'm telling you, it's mine.
00:34:52See it?
00:34:53Get fucking high, dude.
00:34:56What the fuck?
00:34:57I'm telling you, it's there.
00:34:59There ain't no fucking Sasquatch there.
00:35:01I'm calling the news.
00:35:02I see a Sasquatch.
00:35:03Do you want to know what the worst part about camping is?
00:35:07Bugs.
00:35:08The outdoors are so fucking great, why do they always want to be in my house?
00:35:14Well, we're out there.
00:35:17We're going to keep going.
00:35:18Have a look.
00:35:19There's another corner.
00:35:21That way.
00:35:22Other corner.
00:35:27This is this corner?
00:35:29What the fuck?
00:35:31This is America.
00:35:33This is America, you can't put a tent of a...
00:35:36What fucking ship is this?
00:35:42This one's gotta be shorter, look how long this is.
00:35:44That one's almost the length of this, and this one's got...
00:35:46This one goes all the way under here.
00:35:50Hey, you want a beer?
00:35:56Damn.
00:35:58Okay.
00:35:59Did you see that?
00:36:00Oh, man.
00:36:01She is crazy.
00:36:02No, okay.
00:36:03Go, guys.
00:36:04Cheers!
00:36:05Cheers!
00:36:32You...
00:36:35I'll see you next time.
00:37:05Oh, babe. I'm so glad that we finally got away from the city.
00:37:13Yes, a much-needed chill time.
00:37:15Yeah, and look, I'm sorry that I banged your roommate. I was drunk and you were...
00:37:20Let's leave all that back in the city and with that bitch to deal with. At least it's in her name.
00:37:25Yeah, good luck getting that deposit back.
00:37:28We need to focus on us. Besides, it's not like I haven't banged any of your friends.
00:37:32Wait, what?
00:37:33Whoa!
00:37:34Do you hear that?
00:37:35I don't know. Could be the party.
00:37:37Maybe we should check it out.
00:37:38What? So you can bang them all?
00:37:39I'm here with you now, jerk.
00:37:41Oh, yeah. What a treat.
00:37:42I don't know.
00:37:46I don't know.
00:37:47I don't know.
00:37:48I don't know.
00:37:48I don't know.
00:37:49I don't know.
00:37:50I don't know.
00:37:50I don't know.
00:37:51I don't know.
00:37:52I don't know.
00:37:52I don't know.
00:37:53I don't know.
00:37:54I don't know.
00:37:55Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:38:12We're really throwing a fit right now.
00:38:13Ah!
00:38:15Ah!
00:38:17Ah!
00:38:19Ah!
00:38:21Ah!
00:38:23Ah!
00:38:25Ah!
00:38:27Ah!
00:38:31Ah!
00:38:33Ah!
00:38:39Ah!
00:38:41Ahh!
00:38:43...
00:38:45...
00:38:47...
00:38:48I'm pretty partial to ravioli, but, uh,
00:39:17I just chilled it pretty far.
00:39:23Ayo, Andy!
00:39:25You have any of this chili, bro?
00:39:27We're tearing it up!
00:39:30No thanks!
00:39:32Beans upset my stomach.
00:39:38Pitch made.
00:39:39You know what I'm saying?
00:39:40Yeah.
00:39:42It's like he's like...
00:39:44The beans are not going to come out of my throat!
00:39:46I don't want to get it!
00:39:48I don't want to fart everywhere!
00:39:50My butt hole is going out!
00:39:52Oh my god.
00:39:54I'm going to think of him every time I eat beans.
00:39:56I really love it.
00:39:57Every time I make my famous bowl of sugar,
00:39:59I'm going to be laughing about it.
00:40:01Mmm hmm.
00:40:03Mmm hmm.
00:40:16Mmm hmm.
00:40:21Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:40:23Oh!
00:40:24Oh!
00:40:25Oh!
00:40:26Oh!
00:40:27Ehhhhhhhhh
00:40:29Ehhhhhhhhh
00:40:31Hehehehehehehe
00:40:33Hehehehehe
00:40:35Hehehehe
00:40:39Hehehehe
00:40:45Hehehe
00:40:47They're stupid mother fuckers
00:40:49Oh, my God.
00:41:19Oh, my God.
00:41:49Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, my God.
00:43:19Oh, my God.
00:43:22I want it to engulf me.
00:43:25I've been waiting for this.
00:43:26Yeah, I'll be here.
00:43:56I'll be here.
00:44:26I'll be here.
00:44:56I'll be here.
00:45:26I'll be here.
00:45:56I'll be here.
00:46:26I'll be here.
00:46:28I'll be here.
00:46:30Nice.
00:46:32Long.
00:46:33So, you play?
00:46:38Well, I don't so much as play, I more or less feel it inside my being.
00:46:47Wow.
00:46:48That's really deep.
00:46:50You have no idea.
00:47:08I'll be here.
00:47:09I'll be here.
00:47:18I'll be here.
00:47:20I'll be here.
00:47:21Let's have some fun.
00:47:22Let's have some fun while we all die.
00:47:26Celebrate our days.
00:47:30Celebrate all your pain.
00:47:34All of your demons exercise.
00:47:39Let's have some fun while we all die.
00:47:46So, Teresa, what's your favorite bee substitute?
00:47:56I feel like a tree.
00:47:59I feel like a tree.
00:48:00I feel like a tree.
00:48:06Whoa.
00:48:08I bet Andy's fuming I left the campsite.
00:48:11Yeah, man.
00:48:12That's why they started calling me Muppet.
00:48:18Before that, they just called me J-Dog the Booty Hog.
00:48:26Okay.
00:48:27Oh, shit.
00:48:28What about Teresa?
00:48:29Oh, I left that bitch alone with Sidwell.
00:48:42Get off her, baby!
00:48:46I was just kidding.
00:49:02I was just kidding.
00:49:03I was just kidding.
00:49:04No, it wasn't gay at all.
00:49:15That's not what I heard.
00:49:17It's fact.
00:49:18Watching another guy fuck a girl, that's gay.
00:49:22So you're telling me that a chick fuck another chick with a dick is more hetero than a boy
00:49:35on girl porn?
00:49:36Listen, if I'm gonna see a dick, I'd rather be attached to another hot chick instead of
00:49:41an ugly dude that's not you.
00:49:44Yeah, that makes sense.
00:49:45That's true.
00:49:46Yes.
00:49:47Oh, fuck!
00:49:48Oh, my God!
00:49:49Holy shit!
00:49:50Oh, my God!
00:49:51Oh, my God!
00:49:52Come on!
00:49:53Are you fucking serious?
00:49:54Jesus!
00:49:55Don't fucking get out of here!
00:50:03Dude.
00:50:04Did you see the size of that guy?
00:50:06Are you fucking kidding me?
00:50:08Don't fucking leave me, dude!
00:50:09Come on, man!
00:50:10I'm sorry!
00:50:11Not cool!
00:50:12No!
00:50:13Who the fuck is this guy?
00:50:14Jesus, man!
00:50:15No!
00:50:16No!
00:50:17No!
00:50:18No!
00:50:19No!
00:50:20No!
00:50:21No!
00:50:22No!
00:50:23No!
00:50:24No!
00:50:25No!
00:50:26No!
00:50:27No!
00:50:28No!
00:50:29No!
00:50:30No!
00:50:31No!
00:50:32No!
00:50:34No!
00:50:38GRRRRRRRRGHRRR!
00:50:45Dude!
00:50:46Oh, my God.
00:52:46I didn't know.
00:52:51There was nothing I could do, Sid.
00:52:53You know how fucking hard it is to pull a bong out of my brain?
00:52:57It fucking hurts.
00:52:59I'll tell you that much.
00:53:16What the fuck am I?
00:53:26What the fuck am I?
00:53:31Oh, my God!
00:53:36Oh, my God!
00:53:36Oh, my God!
00:53:40Oh, my God!
00:53:47Oh, my God!
00:53:47Oh, my God!
00:53:5217 different Italian herbs and spices.
00:54:17You know, all wrapped up in that nice pasta satchel, it's like a beefy pillow, it's fruit
00:54:31of the gods.
00:54:33You know what else?
00:54:36It's in a can.
00:54:37It'll last literally forever.
00:54:41And, it's delicious.
00:54:54You're disgusting.
00:54:58Heaven's delectable raindrops sent from Mount Olympus itself, whoever that is.
00:55:09I'm north of here.
00:55:13You wouldn't know, Andy.
00:55:18You fell!
00:55:19What was I supposed to do?
00:55:21We would've both been killed.
00:55:23It's no secret you don't like me, bro.
00:55:27Leave me out there to die?
00:55:30Some really fuckin' unchilled pussy shit, bro.
00:55:34Look at that, look how you did that now.
00:55:40Stress my fuckin' face over my face, you fucker!
00:55:45No, you're not gettin' away that easy.
00:55:48Not this time.
00:55:49Fuck!
00:55:50Come on, Andy.
00:55:54You're not so dover!
00:56:00You asshole!
00:56:10You asshole!
00:56:17Bitch, are you okay?
00:56:19Bitch.
00:56:20Oh my god, what the fuck did you do?
00:56:23Did you murder them?
00:56:24I didn't do it.
00:56:25You have a knife in your hand.
00:56:28So who else did it, then?
00:56:30I didn't do it!
00:56:31Who else did it?
00:56:32Freaking somebody else!
00:56:34Get away from me, you psycho.
00:56:36What does it mean?
00:56:40Oh, fuck.
00:57:04Somebody help me!
00:57:10Get away!
00:57:16What?
00:57:17Oh, my God.
00:57:47Oh, my God.
00:58:17He was the king of the dead.
00:58:29Help me! Help me!
00:58:31Help me! Open the door!
00:58:33Help me! Help me!
00:58:37You have to help me. Let me use your phone, please.
00:58:40Calm down, sir.
00:58:41You're real dirty, but you're real cute.
00:58:45Call the police. My friends have been murdered.
00:58:47Look, there's nothing out there, sweetheart.
00:58:49Calm down.
00:58:50Let's go.
00:58:56All right.
00:59:00Let's go.
00:59:00I'm fucking telling you
00:59:24it was a Sasquatch
00:59:25fucking Sasquatch
00:59:27there ain't no fucking Sasquatch
00:59:28it was a Sasquatch
00:59:29I'm telling you
00:59:31here you smoke this
00:59:33I'm calling the sheriff
00:59:34I need my lighter
00:59:35well then get your lighter
00:59:36I'm calling the sheriff
00:59:38Sheriff's office
00:59:46this is Sheriff Sonny speaking
00:59:48yeah Sheriff
00:59:50this is Toby
00:59:51I'm telling you man
00:59:53I just saw a Sasquatch
00:59:54he's got the fucking news guys
00:59:56coming over here dude
00:59:58he's laughing at me
00:59:59yeah of course he is
01:00:01I'm telling you
01:00:02over by old McCreepy's place
01:00:03I have a video
01:00:05I got the news coming
01:00:07yep
01:00:07uh-huh
01:00:08okay
01:00:10Sheriff's coming
01:00:11dude what the fuck
01:00:14you put in that thing
01:00:15I'm seeing shit
01:00:17hell down fucktide
01:00:18fucking Sasquatch
01:00:20I'm telling you
01:00:21yeah yeah yeah yeah
01:00:23we're gonna be rich
01:00:24we're gonna be rich
01:00:24yes
01:00:25get out of here
01:00:28no
01:00:29no
01:00:30yes
01:00:32ah
01:00:33bleh
01:00:33bleh
01:00:34bleh
01:00:35hey
01:00:39how far are we from the festival?
01:00:43hold up on my thumb
01:00:44are you kidding me
01:00:46we don't need that shit
01:00:49they grew up on here
01:00:52okay
01:00:54well then how far are we from Texas?
01:00:57we are in Texas
01:01:01sweetheart
01:01:01only a couple hours away from where the musical festival's at
01:01:07yeah
01:01:08yeah it looks like it's a small town called
01:01:11uh
01:01:11dark marsh
01:01:12yeah how'd you know?
01:01:16duh
01:01:16from around here
01:01:18my old stomping grounds
01:01:21in fact I lost my virginity
01:01:25a couple miles down that way
01:01:27in a place called
01:01:29the almost laundromats
01:01:31pee-pee
01:01:34I'm gonna pull over here for a bit
01:01:44I'm gonna spot
01:01:47get out
01:01:50stretch
01:01:52smoke a joint or two
01:01:55oh yeah
01:01:56alright
01:01:58but as long as we make it there
01:02:01we're on time tomorrow
01:02:02I do not want to miss the buffalo butt buster set
01:02:05my old roommate knows Dino
01:02:09no way
01:02:10yeah
01:02:11hey
01:02:12have you ever heard
01:02:14of
01:02:15a drag sauna?
01:02:17alright
01:02:18but you quit with that shit
01:02:20here's my UK
01:02:23cock rock bullshit
01:02:25I'll just like to see her
01:02:28hold on here we go
01:02:34hold on here we go
01:02:34yeah
01:02:39this is it
01:02:41this is it
01:02:46ladies
01:02:47let's check it out
01:02:54let's check it out
01:02:58so
01:02:59let's go
01:03:08oh
01:03:10What the hell are you doing?
01:03:18Me, my dad, and my grandpa
01:03:22Haunted his very worst ladies
01:03:37Did you guys hear that?
01:03:40Everybody parties in the woods and all these zoos
01:03:44and shit else to do around here
01:04:01I'm sinners and partiers
01:04:05Oh my god, what is that?
01:04:07Is that an ankle monitor?
01:04:10Are you on fucking house arrest?
01:04:12Shit, no, I knew the ring fell out
01:04:18Awkward
01:04:19Okay, so, anyway, Nick
01:04:23What was it like growing up out here?
01:04:26You know, having a hot beer on food
01:04:28Swinging from tire swings
01:04:30Yeah, you're like what I imagine what would happen
01:04:34if someone put a baby on the steps of a karate studio
01:04:38I never knew you were such a country man
01:04:41Well, what do you want to tell you about?
01:04:47What's your life?
01:04:50It's quiet
01:04:55Not a whole lot of drama
01:04:56A lot of beauty to look at, obviously
01:05:02But you get into a whole lot of limits
01:05:06You know
01:05:08A lot of fishing
01:05:12A lot of tracking
01:05:13But
01:05:18Not a whole lot of women out here
01:05:20Of course
01:05:22I mean, don't get me wrong
01:05:24I like the big city
01:05:25Don't get me wrong, you know
01:05:29It's just so refreshing, you know
01:05:30I don't know
01:05:32Come out here
01:05:33Let me piss off the place
01:05:35Fuck yeah, man
01:05:37This weekend
01:05:39Is going to be killer
01:05:41Give it to the door
01:05:43Okay, you guys
01:05:44I swear
01:05:45I just fucking heard something again
01:05:47Right
01:05:49I think I did too
01:05:51What the hell was that?
01:05:54What the hell was that?
01:05:56What the hell was that?
01:05:58What the fucking guy?
01:06:00What the hell!
01:06:03What the hell?!
01:06:05Oh, the hell!
01:06:06You're not a good
01:06:08않은
01:06:10Of course
01:06:12I guess
01:06:14Hey
01:06:16Hey
01:06:17Hey
01:06:19Hey
01:06:20Hey
01:06:21DiGu
01:06:23Hey
01:06:25Hey
01:06:26Hey
01:06:27Hey
01:06:28Hey
01:06:29Oh, my God.
01:06:59Oh, my God.
01:07:29Oh, my God.
01:07:59Oh, my God.
01:08:29Oh, my God.
01:08:59Oh, my God.
01:09:29What the fuck are you?
01:09:32I think you can come into his woods, smoke weed with your friends, have a good time.
01:09:39Oh, my God.
01:09:41Oh, my God.
01:09:43Oh, my God.
01:09:45Oh, my God.
01:09:47Oh, my God.
01:09:49Oh, my God.
01:09:51Oh, my God.
01:09:55Oh, my God.
01:09:59Oh, my God.
01:10:02Come on!
01:10:06How do you want to survive?
01:10:14How do you want to survive?
01:10:23Stop!
01:10:31I don't want to survive!
01:10:52Fuck you!
01:11:01Fuck you!
01:11:31Oh no, I will survive!
01:11:52That was a good one, cutie.
01:12:01I knew you'd come around, but head on the first date?
01:12:16That's crazy!
01:12:22Smell it?
01:12:27Smell it as soon as I came into the woods.
01:12:30You're a goddamn vegetarian!
01:12:33Yeah, your pH is all off.
01:12:36A little muskie.
01:12:39What the fuck is that?
01:12:53What the fuck is that?
01:12:55What the fuck is that?
01:13:11What the fuck?
01:13:13Oh fuck.
01:13:32Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
01:13:35Where's that boy at? Where the fuck is taking him so long?
01:13:39Yeah! Yeah!
01:13:41Please stop it!
01:13:43Ah!
01:13:45Oh no! No!
01:13:47No more!
01:13:49No more!
01:13:51You got a stick in it!
01:13:53You got a stick in it!
01:13:55Please stop!
01:13:57No! Please stop!
01:13:59Please!
01:14:09funny
01:14:13I'll see some people asking a question
01:14:15if you do nothing
01:14:17You know...
01:14:21All right We found it!
01:14:25We found it that you had to keep you in it!
01:14:27The red one is red!
01:14:29And the red one is red…
01:14:31We found it you can find...
01:14:33You did not even find it!
01:14:35This is a red one got to be a queth Aurelip
01:15:38I thought he was a Sasquatch.
01:16:00Good God, boy.
01:16:05I think we've killed the killer.
01:16:30I think we've killed the killer.
01:16:39I think we've killed the killer.
01:16:41I think we've killed the killer.
01:18:49That's the news.
01:18:50Good night and sleep well, Texas.
01:18:52Good night and sleep well, Texas.
01:19:22Good night and sleep well, Texas.
01:19:52Good night and sleep well.
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