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00:00:00I know.
00:00:23They're so iconic.
00:00:26Sorry, excuse me.
00:00:26Where do we find a trio?
00:00:28I don't like to hear you.
00:00:30Oh, fuck it, fuck it.
00:00:38Teresa.
00:00:40Hey.
00:00:42How are you?
00:00:44Isn't it your wedding day?
00:00:51Yes.
00:00:51I just wanted to tell you that I'm really happy, and I love Drew, and I forgive you.
00:01:10Okay.
00:01:12I love my husband.
00:01:17I really...
00:01:23Drew.
00:01:24Drew, give us a smile.
00:01:25Drew here has never seen The Shining.
00:01:33All of you?
00:01:35I love you.
00:01:39Okay.
00:01:40You can't be warm in the winter.
00:01:43The mountains and spring.
00:01:46Drew here has never seen The Shining.
00:01:50All of you?
00:01:52I am doing DIY December, where we are doing DIY December.
00:02:22Hey Drew, what's it like to lose? How small is the print of the island going to be? Pretty small. How small are we talking?
00:02:32Honeymoon, guys. Honeymoon, guys. Got it. Have you seen my, have you seen my, my husband?
00:02:40Okay. An island in Panama. Our honeymoon. I love that. So, are you still in a daze from the wedding?
00:02:48Oh, we actually got married a year ago, but we did the whole mini moon thing. So, this is the official, official honeymoon.
00:02:56Yeah, and I'm still in a daze. Do you want a bar? They're keto. It's like a keto cookie bar. I have like five of them.
00:03:05Good. So, how did you two meet? Craigslist. Craigslist? I was selling a lamp. My Nana gave me this lamp and I didn't have a place for it.
00:03:17And I was leaning more into this Japanese minimalism aesthetic. Nana was a maximalist.
00:03:22And I answered his ad. Oh.
00:03:25Everybody was like low-balling me and, and I'm like, this is my Nana's lamp. So, Teresa comes in, she makes the lowest offer, right?
00:03:34And I couldn't say no. So, I kept her number and I promised myself I would not text her for drinks for a whole week. And when I did, she answered right away.
00:03:44Oh. Couldn't say no. Oh, I love that.
00:03:51Is he okay?
00:03:53Sir?
00:03:58Can someone...
00:03:59I got it.
00:04:00Oh, buddy. You're not a doctor. He's not a doctor.
00:04:03I got it.
00:04:04Right there. Now.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Oh.
00:04:08Oh.
00:04:09Oh.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:11Oh.
00:04:12Oh.
00:04:13Oh.
00:04:14Oh.
00:04:16Yeah.
00:04:17Yeah.
00:04:18Yeah.
00:04:19Peanuts.
00:04:20Wow.
00:04:22Oh.
00:04:23Oh.
00:04:24Oh.
00:04:25No.
00:04:26No, no, no.
00:04:27Who brings peanuts on an airplane after they announce there's a nut allergy?
00:04:34Your keto bar.
00:04:36I mean, our keto bar.
00:04:49It's our honeymoon.
00:04:50You're gonna be on the ground.
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:01It doesn't even say there are peanuts in here.
00:05:03Yeah, look.
00:05:04It says right there.
00:05:05Repaired in a facility with nuts.
00:05:06It's not our bags.
00:05:07The bags never made it to Houston.
00:05:08I knew we shouldn't have checked them.
00:05:09That's only.
00:05:10Hopefully it's not your fault.
00:05:11Besides, we can go 24 hours without our stuff.
00:05:12Life at the equator is striking.
00:05:13Oh.
00:05:14That is a hat.
00:05:15It's good, right?
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:17Hello.
00:05:18Yes.
00:05:19Hello.
00:05:20Yes.
00:05:21Hello.
00:05:22Hello.
00:05:23Yes.
00:05:24Hello.
00:05:25Hello.
00:05:26Hello.
00:05:27Hello.
00:05:28Hello.
00:05:29Hello.
00:05:30Hello.
00:05:31Hello.
00:05:32Hello.
00:05:33Hello.
00:05:34Hello.
00:05:35Hello.
00:05:36Hello.
00:05:37Hello.
00:05:38Hello.
00:05:39Hello.
00:05:40Okay.
00:05:41Wow.
00:05:42We're buying the hat.
00:05:43Hola.
00:05:44How's your day?
00:05:45How's your day going so far?
00:05:46You really got to chat with everyone, don't you?
00:05:50You say something?
00:05:51No.
00:05:52Nothing really.
00:05:53Woo!
00:05:55Wow.
00:06:08She wanted an adventure.
00:06:09Yes, uh, Pinterest.
00:06:10And the Panama beaches are stunning.
00:06:11Supposed to be food.
00:06:12I'll reach out to the rental guy.
00:06:13Second living room.
00:06:14Drew, there's a guitar.
00:06:15Did you see the guitar?
00:06:16Yep.
00:06:17And here is the bathroom.
00:06:18The bathroom.
00:06:19The bathroom.
00:06:20The bathroom.
00:06:21The bathroom.
00:06:22Oh.
00:06:23Oh.
00:06:24It's a window.
00:06:25Right.
00:06:26Come on, too.
00:06:27It's a pretty nice road.
00:06:29It's a good food.
00:06:29I'll reach out to the rental guy.
00:06:31Sock in the living room.
00:06:32Drew, there's a guitar.
00:06:34Did you see the guitar?
00:06:35Yep.
00:06:36And here is the bathroom.
00:07:10Wow, look at you.
00:07:16Actually, go back a few.
00:07:24Okay, stop.
00:07:28Yes.
00:07:38Hi.
00:07:39I'm going to go talkless because I'm an empowered woman.
00:07:49Yo.
00:07:50True.
00:07:51You said this was a private beach.
00:07:52Hello.
00:07:54Hello.
00:07:55Hi.
00:07:55Hi.
00:07:56I'm Paz.
00:07:57Oh, Paz.
00:07:59Yeah.
00:07:59Paz.
00:08:00The rental host.
00:08:02P-A-Z.
00:08:02Paz.
00:08:03Oh, oh, Paz is the name.
00:08:05Love that.
00:08:06How are you guys finding the place?
00:08:08It's great.
00:08:08Oh, it's great.
00:08:09Yeah, thanks.
00:08:09Yeah.
00:08:10Good.
00:08:11Sorry to be annoying.
00:08:12We, um, I think there was supposed to be like food in the house or like a lunch prepared,
00:08:16part of the welcome package.
00:08:18The honeymoon package.
00:08:19Oh, yeah.
00:08:20I told my friends to drop off some food, but, you know, island time.
00:08:23We move at the speed of nature.
00:08:24Oh, yeah.
00:08:25Don't worry about it.
00:08:25We actually already ate.
00:08:26Yeah, we brought some bars.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:29Yeah, they're these healthy bars.
00:08:30They're for women.
00:08:31You know, well, they're for anybody.
00:08:32Like, I mean, they're not gendered.
00:08:35They're not Mrs. Barr, Mr. Barr.
00:08:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:38They're keto, you know, so.
00:08:40I don't.
00:08:40Oh, God, you need to know keto, because I think that's probably the diet here, right?
00:08:45I promised the food it was great.
00:08:47I recommend trying BB's down the beach.
00:08:49Do you guys want to?
00:08:50Oh, okay, BB's.
00:08:53We would love to.
00:08:54We were just going to settle in a bit.
00:08:57Yeah, right on.
00:08:58Well, if you need me, I'll be right down the beach.
00:09:00Nice to meet you.
00:09:01Yeah.
00:09:02And I appreciate you, Serena.
00:09:14You have a great night.
00:09:15Bye-bye.
00:09:17Who's Serena?
00:09:20It's going to be a few more days.
00:09:22The bags are still in Houston.
00:09:23Really?
00:09:24Yeah.
00:09:25That's annoying.
00:09:26Well, they're doing the best they can.
00:09:29Well, you could have yelled.
00:09:30You never yell.
00:09:33I yell.
00:09:35Oh, you do.
00:09:36Yes.
00:09:45You know what?
00:09:46I am really just tired from the flight.
00:09:49Okay.
00:09:50We don't have to.
00:09:51No.
00:10:00It's fine.
00:10:03It's fine?
00:10:04No, I'm not.
00:10:05I just mean it's our honeymoon.
00:10:07Oh, it's our honeymoon.
00:10:09I've heard that before.
00:10:11Hey, you cannot say that.
00:10:13I just did.
00:10:14It's our honeymoon.
00:10:16It is.
00:10:17Really.
00:10:18I love melody.
00:10:45It sings to me
00:10:51In your eyes
00:10:55A symphony
00:10:57Hold me close to you
00:11:07Underneath the starry beam
00:11:11You and I
00:11:15In lovers' dreams
00:11:18Don't end up
00:11:41Dispatches from paradise
00:11:48Dispatches from paradise
00:11:56Dispatches from paradise
00:11:58Dispatches from paradise
00:12:01Good morning
00:12:04Breakfast?
00:12:10Uh, no, I don't
00:12:11I want to get back to my wedding weight
00:12:14I was actually thinking of trying intermittent fasting
00:12:16Cool
00:12:17But there's coffee
00:12:18Oh, thank you
00:12:20I want to be in my body
00:12:23And be close to nature
00:12:25Awesome
00:12:26Like moving at the speed of nature
00:12:31Hey
00:12:34Do you want to fast with me?
00:12:38Like on our honeymoon?
00:12:41I feel like it's the perfect time to, like, reset
00:12:44It's only in the mornings
00:12:48Um
00:12:49It's intermittent
00:12:51But I work out in the mornings
00:12:53And I think if I skip breakfast
00:12:55That might be a little tough for me
00:12:57Fine
00:13:00We'll eat breakfast
00:13:02Weird
00:13:06What?
00:13:08Jason just liked that picture of us
00:13:10Jason?
00:13:11Jason Nichols
00:13:12He commented too
00:13:14He said
00:13:14Great picture
00:13:16Teresa
00:13:17Just Teresa
00:13:18That guy's so nice
00:13:20I remember him
00:13:21Hi
00:13:23Are you thinking something to eat?
00:13:25Yes, yes
00:13:27I will have the breakfast traditional, por favor
00:13:29Okay
00:13:30Teresa
00:13:31Oh, una más piña colada, por favor
00:13:33And to eat?
00:13:36I'm fasting
00:13:37I'm also going to say fasting
00:13:40How's your day going so far?
00:13:44It's a beautiful day
00:13:45It's like every day
00:13:46You are so lucky to live here
00:13:48It's our honeymoon
00:13:49Congratulations
00:13:50Yeah, well, it's a delayed honeymoon
00:13:53Yeah
00:13:53One year I've been married to this one
00:13:55Isn't he handsome?
00:13:58He is very handsome
00:13:59Thank you
00:14:00He's a handsome golden boy
00:14:02Even my mom has a crush on him
00:14:04And she doesn't even really like me that much
00:14:06Actually, on the plane ride over here
00:14:10He saved a man's life
00:14:11Yeah, a man who may or may not
00:14:13Have been having a little reaction to my keto bar
00:14:16We don't know anything for sure
00:14:17Well, yeah, we were on the plane
00:14:19And this guy's like
00:14:21My throat's closing up
00:14:22And Drew was like
00:14:24Give me that EpiPen
00:14:25And then he stabs the man
00:14:26And the man was saved
00:14:29The man lives
00:14:31Because of Drew
00:14:32And then everybody was staring at me
00:14:36With eyeball daggers
00:14:38Because I'm the bitch who opened up the nut bar
00:14:40Which, again, we don't even know
00:14:41If there were actually peanut traces in there
00:14:44But after the entire plane has practically applauded him
00:14:46And given him the Medal of Honor
00:14:48He decides to say that it is our keto bar
00:14:52He takes the blame
00:14:55Are you okay?
00:15:00What?
00:15:00I'm telling a funny story
00:15:01Everybody's laughing
00:15:02He took the blame for our keto bar
00:15:06What's wrong?
00:15:29Nothing
00:15:29Are you sure?
00:15:31Yeah
00:15:31I feel like you're mad at me
00:15:36I'm not mad
00:15:39I'm not mad
00:15:40Am I allowed to be a feeling that is something other than jovial?
00:15:43I mean, this is going to be a week-long vacation
00:15:46And I'm allowed to be a feeling that's something other than happy
00:15:48In fact, right now, I'm relaxed
00:15:50I'm relaxing
00:15:51Okay, good
00:15:53Good
00:15:53You know, what happened on the plane does sound obnoxious
00:15:57Yeah, it was
00:15:58Sorry
00:16:02Don't apologize
00:16:04No
00:16:04I, um, I shouldn't have snapped
00:16:07Is there anything that I can do to make it right?
00:16:14No
00:16:15No
00:16:17You're good
00:16:19You're sick
00:16:21That's a good one
00:16:32What are you laughing at?
00:16:34Your hat
00:16:35Your ironic fisherman hat
00:16:38Are you, um, not wearing that hat to make me laugh?
00:16:51I see what you're saying
00:17:01I shouldn't have tried to take credit for the keto bar
00:17:04Okay, but even that, even saying that
00:17:06Like, can you just try not to be so good for once?
00:17:11Does that make sense?
00:17:11I mean, we've been married a year now
00:17:13Are we different?
00:17:14Do you feel different?
00:17:15We just got married
00:17:16We're still the same people
00:17:17Taxes are different
00:17:19Like, when you were talking about Alan
00:17:20Like, but
00:17:21Jason
00:17:21Yes, Jason
00:17:22Okay
00:17:23A lot of guys would be weirded out by that
00:17:25I'm not gonna put that on you
00:17:27Mmm, that is weird to me
00:17:30I'm saying if we were to look back
00:17:32Would we be like, yes
00:17:33We went all out
00:17:34We lived full lives
00:17:36Does that make sense?
00:17:37It does
00:17:37And
00:17:38I will try
00:17:40I want to try
00:17:41I just hear honeymoon
00:17:42And suddenly I feel like this
00:17:43Wait
00:17:44Like, suddenly
00:17:45Like, this needs to be, like, the best week of our lives
00:17:47Like an adventure
00:17:48Yes
00:17:49Yes
00:17:50Yes, like an adventure
00:17:51Yeah
00:17:51Yep
00:17:52But we're on the most adventurous vacation of our entire friend group
00:17:55I don't know, I'm confused
00:17:58And it's a lot of pressure
00:17:59But no, no, no, no
00:18:00There's no pressure, okay?
00:18:02There's no pressure
00:18:03It's just our honeymoon
00:18:04Oh, but there is one
00:18:05Oh my God, come here
00:18:08Yeah
00:18:09I do feel seen by you, I do
00:18:12I do
00:18:13I see you
00:18:15Like I see you
00:18:16And I see you seeing me, I do
00:18:18I see you seeing me, I do
00:18:20I really love it when you tell me these things
00:18:24I, I really do
00:18:26Okay, that can sometimes be hard for me
00:18:29I feel really, really good
00:18:34I do
00:18:35Just to be able to talk, you know
00:18:38Good morning
00:18:42Oh, hey
00:18:46I told you guys, my friends always come through
00:18:48Are y'all getting hungry?
00:18:49Brunch is just about ready
00:18:50Honeymoon package
00:18:52Uh, we're fasting
00:18:54Do you want to join us?
00:18:56Yeah, I do
00:18:58When I got here, I was like
00:19:02I need to be by the jungle
00:19:03Always
00:19:04But I need to be by the ocean too
00:19:05And I feel like camera boat
00:19:07Because I get the best of both worlds
00:19:08You can have it all
00:19:10If you have balance
00:19:11That really, really resonates with me
00:19:16Like for me, I knew I needed something for me
00:19:18Outside of work
00:19:19Outside of the rise and grind culture
00:19:21And so I was like
00:19:22I'm taking back Mondays
00:19:24But like, what does that mean actually, right?
00:19:27And so I was like
00:19:27Okay
00:19:28Sunday scaries
00:19:30No sleep
00:19:32Monday fog
00:19:34Caffeine fix
00:19:36So, I decided to make my morning coffee
00:19:38A practice of self-care
00:19:39Skip the blue bottle
00:19:41Brew at home
00:19:42I started doing it every day
00:19:43And I realized
00:19:44I do have the discipline
00:19:46And I sort of got control over myself
00:19:48And I think it was that sort of
00:19:50Mental obstacle
00:19:51Like that hurdle of doing it every day
00:19:53That sort of changed my life forever
00:19:55Yeah, that is balance
00:19:59Yeah
00:20:00Yeah
00:20:01How about you?
00:20:05How do you find balance?
00:20:06Oh
00:20:08Um
00:20:08I uh
00:20:09I work out
00:20:11In the mornings
00:20:12I'm a podcast engineer
00:20:14And it's
00:20:15It's
00:20:15A lot of sitting
00:20:16And so
00:20:17Working out
00:20:18Helps me focus
00:20:19And
00:20:20Stay balanced
00:20:21You're in your head
00:20:24You're in your head right now
00:20:25Take this
00:20:31A rock
00:20:33It's not just a rock
00:20:35It's a special rock
00:20:36So whenever you have anxiety
00:20:37Or
00:20:38Something's coming up for you
00:20:39You can hold it
00:20:40Or play with it
00:20:40Or whatever you want
00:20:41But
00:20:41I used to have the same thing
00:20:43So I get it
00:20:44Well
00:20:46I uh
00:20:47I don't want to take your special rock
00:20:49No
00:20:49It's your rock now
00:20:50Seriously
00:20:51I'll be right back
00:20:54I'm gonna go get myself a new rock
00:20:56Yeah
00:20:58Okay
00:21:07Listen
00:21:08Remember when we were talking about
00:21:10Trying something new
00:21:12For our adventure
00:21:13Okay
00:21:14Hear me out
00:21:15Don't react
00:21:16Until I finish
00:21:17Okay
00:21:18What if we seduced Paws
00:21:22Ever in a host?
00:21:28Are you serious?
00:21:30Yeah
00:21:31I mean
00:21:32We're both
00:21:33Clearly attracted to them
00:21:34And like
00:21:35There's
00:21:35A connection
00:21:36I mean
00:21:38This is our honeymoon
00:21:39Right?
00:21:40And
00:21:40It's a safe space
00:21:41To do it
00:21:42And you know
00:21:44We didn't anticipate it
00:21:46Which I think is really good
00:21:47Yeah
00:21:48Um
00:21:49It's
00:21:49I mean
00:21:50It sounds like
00:21:51A lot
00:21:51Um
00:21:53Yeah but
00:21:54Okay
00:21:55Don't you want to
00:21:55Jumpstart things
00:21:56And like
00:21:57Reset things
00:21:58I mean
00:21:58We're setting the table
00:21:59For the rest of our lives
00:22:00And I
00:22:01We
00:22:01Want
00:22:02An adventure
00:22:04Okay
00:22:05Okay
00:22:06To be clear
00:22:06You're saying you just
00:22:08Want to have a
00:22:09Threesome here
00:22:10And
00:22:11And we're not opening
00:22:12Our relationship
00:22:13At all
00:22:13We're not opening
00:22:14No
00:22:14No no no
00:22:15Yeah
00:22:15A threesome
00:22:16But
00:22:17I mean
00:22:18If you and Paws
00:22:19Wanted
00:22:19To have your own experience
00:22:21I'd support that
00:22:22Like I think
00:22:24Like I think
00:22:24That'd be beautiful
00:22:25I
00:22:27A threesome
00:22:30For us
00:22:31Yeah
00:22:32For us
00:22:32You know
00:22:34I don't
00:22:35I don't
00:22:36I don't know
00:22:37No
00:22:38Gotta have your rock
00:22:40I don't think so
00:22:41Okay
00:22:43That was an awesome meal
00:22:44Oh
00:22:45Yeah
00:22:46For sure
00:22:47Really great
00:22:47Oh
00:22:48Nope
00:22:48Nope
00:22:49Nope
00:22:49Nope
00:22:49I got this
00:22:50We're gonna clean up
00:22:52You've been amazing
00:22:53We're gonna write a great review
00:22:54On the rock too
00:22:56Right on
00:22:57And you rock
00:22:57Oh
00:22:58Thank you
00:22:58Yeah
00:22:58Alright right on
00:23:00Well if you need me
00:23:00I'm just up the beach
00:23:01Great
00:23:02Thanks a lot
00:23:03Yeah
00:23:04Alright
00:23:04Uh
00:23:09Paws
00:23:10Yeah what's up
00:23:12Hey
00:23:12Um
00:23:13Can we pay you
00:23:14To show us a good time
00:23:15I mean like a good time
00:23:19Like a good time
00:23:20Around the islands
00:23:21Cause we were gonna be here
00:23:21For three or four days
00:23:22We just wanna
00:23:23We want an adventure
00:23:24Around the islands
00:23:25Yeah just like a tour guide
00:23:26Yeah only a tour guide
00:23:28Like you either
00:23:29Don't have to put us to bed
00:23:30Or anything
00:23:30Or like babysit us
00:23:31You know
00:23:32But uh
00:23:32Shows that I'm compromising
00:23:34And I'm open
00:23:35Yeah
00:23:36For sure
00:23:37No we could
00:23:37I'm totally down
00:23:38We can go to Pocky Point
00:23:40And there's the mangroves
00:23:41I could take you guys
00:23:43To Secret Island
00:23:43Secret Island?
00:23:45Yeah
00:23:45It's this island
00:23:46That no one really knows about
00:23:47And it's fucking sick
00:23:49Great
00:23:50Such an Outro
00:23:54And it's fun
00:23:55We can get you guys
00:23:56And it's really nice
00:23:56But why can we come to that
00:23:57And if we go to the boat
00:23:58Yeah
00:23:58That's really nice
00:23:59Well
00:23:59Yeah
00:24:01Yeah
00:24:03So the owner was like, hey, Paz, why don't you just keep an eye on things you hear all
00:24:24the time?
00:24:25I'll pay you.
00:24:26So it kind of just worked out.
00:24:27Sometimes things just work out.
00:24:29Yeah.
00:24:30Sometimes things just work out.
00:24:33Check how we met on Craigslist.
00:24:40I was selling my Nana's lamp.
00:24:42Didn't really fit in my place.
00:24:44You would sell your grandma's lamp?
00:24:47Um, well, I was leaning into a more Japanese aesthetic, and Nana was more of a maximalist.
00:25:01Hmm.
00:25:02Teresa answered the ad.
00:25:06And, uh, a lot of people were lowballing me.
00:25:10And then she comes in and she offers me the lowest number, right?
00:25:15And I, uh, couldn't say no because she's a good negotiator.
00:25:20Cool.
00:25:21Let's go first one.
00:25:22Yeah.
00:25:30Yeah, it's magical.
00:25:31I mean, there's, like, fireflies everywhere, and, um, I don't know why people shit all over
00:25:36the Midwest.
00:25:37It's the best.
00:25:38I'm trying to remember why I was there.
00:25:40My cousin loved her.
00:25:42But it was winter, so there were no lightning bugs.
00:25:45Your cousin loved her?
00:25:47Yeah.
00:25:48My cousin sent me at the time we were dating.
00:25:50You were dating your cousin?
00:25:52Yeah.
00:25:53Like, second cousin?
00:25:54No.
00:25:55First.
00:25:56It's very common for cousins to marry and have children.
00:25:59It's actually a Western-constructed taboo that's pretty damaging to a normal and acceptable
00:26:03practice.
00:26:04Super Western.
00:26:05Super Western.
00:26:07Super Western.
00:26:08Super Western.
00:26:09Super Western.
00:26:10Super Western.
00:26:11Su話.
00:26:12Hi.
00:26:13Hi, Armonio.
00:26:14Hey.
00:26:15What's up?
00:26:16How are you doing?
00:26:17How are you doing?
00:26:18How are you doing?
00:26:20Hi!
00:26:21Hi!
00:26:22Hi.
00:26:23Hi.
00:26:24Hi.
00:26:25Hi.
00:26:26How are you doing?
00:26:27How are you doing?
00:26:28I'm doing great.
00:26:29I mean, wow, this is a secret island?
00:26:31Wow.
00:26:32Oh, no.
00:26:33No, this isn't a secret island.
00:26:34No, I got to get to know you a little better before we go to Secret Eye.
00:26:41Ooh, tough luck.
00:26:43Ooh, come on, babe!
00:26:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:26:49Wow, babe!
00:26:51Pause, I thought you said you played soccer.
00:26:53Oh, come on, give me a minute.
00:26:58Okay, if I were a fruit, what would I be?
00:27:01No, coconut.
00:27:04Okay, what would Drew be?
00:27:06Oh.
00:27:09Are you saying I'm round?
00:27:10No, no, coconuts are sweet.
00:27:12Where did you get that?
00:27:13Oh, yeah, my pops gave it to me.
00:27:15It's an Albanian Eagle.
00:27:16Dads usually give it to their sons, but my dad gave it to me, not my brothers.
00:27:19Why?
00:27:20Because you're his favorite?
00:27:21Probably.
00:27:22Watch the step.
00:27:23Thanks.
00:27:24Oh, thanks.
00:27:25I got it.
00:27:26Yeah, we're still waiting on the bags for Houston, but it's actually pretty liberating.
00:27:30But who needs more than one outfit?
00:27:32Right?
00:27:33I mean, who needs clothes at all?
00:27:35I'm just kidding.
00:27:36Yeah, I only have t-shirts.
00:27:37How'd you choose your name, by the way?
00:27:40Pause?
00:27:41It means peace.
00:27:43So what, you just woke up one day and decided you wanted to be named Peace?
00:27:47That's exactly what happened.
00:27:49Okay, well, if you can change your name, I can too.
00:27:51You can.
00:27:52Okay.
00:27:53You can change it right now.
00:27:54Okay, uh, my name's Coco.
00:27:56Because of the coconuts?
00:27:58No.
00:27:59We're moving at the speed of nature around here.
00:28:03Oh my god.
00:28:04Oh my god.
00:28:05Oh my god.
00:28:06Here you go.
00:28:07Thanks.
00:28:08Yeah, for sure.
00:28:09So, what kind of podcast do you work on?
00:28:24Conversation mostly.
00:28:26True crime, pop culture, sports.
00:28:30Right on.
00:28:31You like true crime?
00:28:32Not really.
00:28:33No.
00:28:34Do you?
00:28:35Fuck no.
00:28:36I used to be in music.
00:28:37No bills are paid that way.
00:28:38Mm.
00:28:39But the skills carry over into podcasting, so.
00:28:44Right.
00:28:45I used to be in music.
00:28:50No bills are paid that way.
00:28:52But the skills carry over into podcasting, so...
00:28:56Right.
00:28:59And I do get to play a little bit with the true crime stuff.
00:29:01Like, I'll add creepy music and mess with the levels.
00:29:09I don't think they notice, though.
00:29:11Probably not.
00:29:12In the other shows, the hosts are like semi-famous people
00:29:18acting like they're saying something important to build their brands
00:29:22so they don't have to podcast anymore.
00:29:24Oh, fuck. That's depressing.
00:29:28So you play an instrument?
00:29:30You guys, look.
00:29:32They're so cute.
00:29:37Why are you?
00:29:37Why are you?
00:29:38That guy has a...
00:29:40I don't know.
00:29:40What are they saying?
00:29:44That cat's got scabies.
00:29:46Oh, my God.
00:29:47Oh, my God.
00:29:48No, Teresa, cat's scabies.
00:29:51They don't bite humans.
00:29:53God, I love that woman.
00:29:56They don't bite humans, Teresa.
00:29:58Come on.
00:30:00I can feel it.
00:30:02You're white.
00:30:03It's fucking crazy.
00:30:04It's good.
00:30:08It's good.
00:30:08It's good.
00:30:10Thank you so much.
00:30:20I'll see you there.
00:30:21Hey, guys.
00:30:22The boat is ready.
00:30:22You see my hat?
00:30:32Hey, oh, excuse me.
00:30:34Oh, that's my hat.
00:30:35That's mine.
00:30:36It's his hat now.
00:30:37I traded for this.
00:30:39What?
00:30:40It was a special rock,
00:30:41and he really wanted you to have it,
00:30:43but I was like,
00:30:44she's not going to take a rock from a kid,
00:30:45so I gave him a hat.
00:30:48Besides,
00:30:49your wife hates the hat.
00:30:50With me,
00:30:51I love you.
00:30:51I love you.
00:31:09I love you.
00:31:17I love you.
00:31:18um do you want to join us for a drink tonight
00:31:27of course all right what better way to end the day
00:31:32what do you mean we're going dancing tonight
00:31:35how are you this is drew
00:31:42so this is my kiki so um my kiki what brought you to focus no i'm just kiki
00:31:57a pause loves nicknames
00:31:59well i was out here for a certain reality tv show
00:32:12filming on an island out here you can't get that one and i was really excited of course
00:32:18and i mean it's super competitive to even get on so i didn't care if they cast me as
00:32:22the villain i was just so ready and um it's okay
00:32:27i was voted off for the first night oh yikes it's okay you put yourself out there and i
00:32:36think that is so big thanks for you so big and i love that you're someone who would do
00:32:40that i appreciate that yeah it's just i don't know pause understands completely because i don't
00:32:48know if you've even seen a reality tv show before no one
00:32:53well the only thing worse than being the villain is being the one no one remembers so i decided
00:33:03to stay in town to decompress and wallow a bit and pause found me at coquitos drowning my sorrows
00:33:13i still think that it's just so cool i would love to be on a show like that you should
00:33:18right yeah i mean you've got the strength obviously and the social game which is pretty much most of
00:33:26it i'm gonna re-up my drink does anybody want another drink oh no i was still working on mine
00:33:33thanks though thank you so what brings you guys to the island i'm gonna deal with that okay yeah
00:33:41it is our honeymoon your honeymoon yeah oh my gosh congratulations the happy couple
00:33:49yes i have questions oh please fire away
00:33:53you like it is sour
00:33:58you like it is sour
00:34:05how long have you and um my kiki been together oh we're not together
00:34:13we just enjoy each other's company
00:34:16oh i figured which is fine obviously but wouldn't it be fine
00:34:23i don't blame you for staying this place is so beautiful i mean it is it really is i mean it's
00:34:28it's amazing but i didn't stay here for the island i stayed here for buried treasure
00:34:34what yeah yeah no i'm serious there's buried treasure all over this island
00:34:42yeah try this
00:34:43you're gonna spit it you like it
00:34:55mm-hmm okay i don't disgusting
00:35:01all right let's dance
00:35:13yeah
00:35:26all right
00:35:26It's the history, and the adventure, and the exploring, it's just...
00:35:48Incredible.
00:35:49Yes!
00:35:50Guess what?
00:35:51We're going to the secret island, huh?
00:35:53Ooh!
00:35:54What's that?
00:35:55Oh my god!
00:35:56No, because I don't like things that crawl.
00:35:58Look, it won't do anything.
00:36:00It's just a cup.
00:36:01Ooh!
00:36:02Ooh!
00:36:03I love this stuff!
00:36:04Hey, drink's on me.
00:36:05Okay.
00:36:06Paz and Kiki, they're just friends.
00:36:09Very friendly friends.
00:36:10What about Kiki?
00:36:12Uh, uh, I don't know.
00:36:14What about Kiki?
00:36:15Come on.
00:36:16You know?
00:36:17No.
00:36:18No.
00:36:19Okay, let's...
00:36:20No, no, no.
00:36:21Come on, come on, come on.
00:36:22I was open to Paz because you were attracted to them.
00:36:23Why don't you just be open to Kiki?
00:36:25Uh, I don't know, Drew.
00:36:26It's...
00:36:27I don't know.
00:36:28The energy's not there.
00:36:29I found a connection with Paz.
00:36:31Okay, took a beat.
00:36:32But we're on vacation.
00:36:34Like, this is a safe space for us to explore together.
00:36:37Don't laugh.
00:36:38You know you want to.
00:36:39Okay.
00:36:40Our adventure.
00:36:41Okay, fine.
00:36:42Maybe.
00:36:50Paz said they're gonna pick us up tomorrow morning and take us to breakfast on the ocean.
00:36:55I mean, do you feel that chemistry with Paz?
00:36:58Because I see it between you two.
00:36:59I mean, it is electric.
00:37:01It's like we're alive.
00:37:03And Secret Island is clearly where they go to fool around.
00:37:07I mean, you saw the look on Kiki's face when Paz said that.
00:37:10What do you think it's gonna be like with Paz?
00:37:13Are you mad about Kiki?
00:37:17When we go to Secret Island, it's gonna be like this.
00:37:36And this.
00:37:45And this.
00:37:58And this.
00:38:04And this.
00:38:08And this.
00:38:11And this.
00:38:15Ah, I love this.
00:38:17Ah...
00:38:19Ah...
00:38:21Ah...
00:38:22Ah, I love this.
00:38:44What time is it?
00:38:51I have no idea.
00:38:54Hey, what if we didn't sleep with Boss?
00:38:57What?
00:38:58Yeah, I just feel like I sort of forced you into it and...
00:39:03I don't know.
00:39:04No, no, you didn't. Let's just stick to the plan.
00:39:08For us.
00:39:10Our adventure.
00:39:13Right. Right?
00:39:16Okay, I'm gonna go make coffee.
00:39:19Big day.
00:39:20Secret island.
00:39:22Secret island.
00:39:43How is it?
00:39:44It's good.
00:39:45Come in.
00:39:46Who's ready for a secret island?
00:39:49Up we are.
00:39:50Yes.
00:39:51No way.
00:39:52I told you I got you.
00:39:53You didn't have to do this.
00:39:54No, I did.
00:39:55And it is a Panama hat. They're just made in Ecuador. It's a common misconception.
00:39:58Oh, you look so cute.
00:39:59Okay, so I have a picnic packed up here. A special picnic. We have some arts and crafts. I love arts and crafts.
00:40:06And a lot of water.
00:40:07A lot of water.
00:40:08Oh, good. And the thing about secret island. When we get there, we're gonna have...
00:40:09Oh, my God. What's wrong? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:40:11What's the matter?
00:40:12Did you get bit? No, nothing. It's fine.
00:40:13Teresa.
00:40:14What happened?
00:40:15Fuck. No, no, it's...
00:40:18No, no, no, it's...
00:40:20No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:21Oh, my God.
00:40:22I told you I got you.
00:40:23I told you I got you.
00:40:24You didn't have to do this.
00:40:25No, I did.
00:40:26And it is a Panama hat. They're just made in Ecuador. It's a common misconception.
00:40:28Oh, you look so cute.
00:40:30Okay, so I have a picnic packed up here. A special picnic. We have some arts and crafts.
00:40:32I love arts and crafts.
00:40:33I love arts and crafts.
00:40:34And a lot of water.
00:40:35A lot of water.
00:40:36Oh, good. And the thing about Secret Island. When we get there, we're gonna have...
00:40:37It's fine.
00:40:38Theresa.
00:40:39What?
00:40:40Fuck.
00:40:41No, no, it's...
00:40:42No.
00:40:43It's fine.
00:40:44It's fine.
00:40:45What is it?
00:40:46My ring.
00:40:47I had it on the porch.
00:40:48It was on my finger and then I came out here to the ocean and then I stuck my hands down
00:40:50on the ground because I was grounding myself.
00:40:52Remind me, Barry.
00:40:53Just dig.
00:40:54Just dig.
00:40:55Are you sure it was right here?
00:40:56Yes.
00:40:57That was so stupid.
00:40:58It's okay.
00:40:59What do we do?
00:41:00It's okay.
00:41:03I'm so sorry.
00:41:04It's okay.
00:41:05No, I...
00:41:07I'm not good.
00:41:08Don't say that.
00:41:09I'm not.
00:41:10I love you so much.
00:41:11I'm not good.
00:41:12No, don't say that.
00:41:14It's gonna be okay.
00:41:16There you go.
00:41:18What?
00:41:19Guys, I'm so sorry.
00:41:22The last metal detector on the island went missing six years ago.
00:41:29I'm so sorry.
00:41:30I'm so sorry.
00:41:32Fuck.
00:41:33Is there anything I can do for you?
00:41:40Is there anything I can do for you?
00:42:03No, no, no.
00:42:04No, no.
00:42:18But it's not my point.
00:42:20I found my den perfect memories for you.
00:42:28We should go inside.
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:52You've been trying to seduce me this whole time.
00:42:55No.
00:42:57No.
00:42:58Okay, well, yes.
00:43:03It's fine.
00:43:04We have a connection.
00:43:08You know what, it would make this even better.
00:43:10What?
00:43:11Breakfast in bed.
00:43:13Here, we'll help.
00:43:14Go ahead.
00:43:14No, no, I got it.
00:43:15No?
00:43:15Yeah.
00:43:16I feel so present, like, so in my body.
00:43:39Yeah, that's good.
00:43:41I've been trying to be, like, more in my body and just, like, more in myself in general.
00:43:45Like, for example, in my morning routine, I wake up, I do my morning pages, I write three
00:43:50things I'm grateful for, three things I wish I could improve upon, and three intentions I
00:43:53have for the day.
00:43:54Just fine.
00:43:55If I'm not staying grateful, I just, like, end up being in this really, like, negative head
00:43:58space, which sort of accelerates me to be, like, more in my body.
00:44:01Whoa.
00:44:02So you do all that so you can be present?
00:44:06Yeah, yeah, all the time.
00:44:20I want you to be present with me.
00:44:24I don't, I don't, I don't think I can do that.
00:44:31May I?
00:44:32I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't think I can do that.
00:45:02You can surprise yourself when you quiet yourself.
00:45:12Breakfast on the upper deck.
00:45:14man i am so full but i can't stop eating i love your pancakes true i'm really good at making
00:45:28pancakes should we uh should we do a check-in um yeah sure yeah well i can go first so we just
00:45:38engage in an intimate experience together and i feel very good about it
00:45:47well i i feel good i feel really good i'm surprised at how good i feel and um i'm more connected
00:46:03with you so thank you pa's that makes me really happy to hear teresa oh um i feel like i have to pee
00:46:33are you happy now
00:47:01life is moving
00:47:05at the speed of nature
00:47:15more to the pancakes
00:47:25i am happy i'm really really happy
00:47:33god
00:47:37flour
00:47:39sugar
00:47:40eggs
00:47:42milk
00:47:44chocolate
00:47:45chocolate
00:47:49from your bag
00:47:52that's not chocolate
00:47:55chocolate
00:47:56it's not chocolate
00:47:59it's magic chocolate
00:48:02oh my god
00:48:13gap in the teeth leads to the heart
00:48:17it's all in math
00:48:21albert einstein's second wife elsa was his first cousin
00:48:25oh my god
00:48:27their mothers were sisters and their fathers were first cousins
00:48:31oh my god
00:48:32can you imagine how hard it would be to balance mother-in-laws who are also sisters
00:48:37on top of maintaining his relationship with elsa
00:48:44i love my husband
00:48:47i love his jokes
00:48:50they're funny
00:48:53they are funny
00:48:56you know what
00:48:57what
00:48:58i have to love people right where they are
00:49:03you gotta love people right where they are true
00:49:07i've got your back
00:49:10i'm so happy
00:49:20i'm so happy
00:49:24i'm so happy
00:49:28i drugged us
00:49:41i drugged us on accident
00:49:43oh shit
00:49:49wow
00:50:13guys
00:50:16wow
00:50:17Let me see it.
00:50:22Oh, fuck.
00:50:26Oh, fuck.
00:50:33Jeez.
00:50:36This is like the best thing I've ever eaten.
00:50:42What are the plans for tonight?
00:50:44I need to dance.
00:50:48Oh, you know what? I need to dance, too.
00:50:51Mm-hmm. Let's dance.
00:50:53I'm gonna meet up with some friends, but y'all should definitely have some fun.
00:51:00Oh, yeah. Good. Yeah, that's great, actually.
00:51:03You know what? I've been wanting some solo time with you, right?
00:51:06Oh, yeah. That's good. Yeah, that's a good idea.
00:51:09All right, well, if you need me, you know where I live.
00:51:15Right down the beach.
00:51:21All right.
00:51:22Bye.
00:51:23Bye.
00:51:24I'm just so funny.
00:51:27Hmm.
00:51:30So be nice.
00:51:31No, I-I am glad we chose here.
00:51:47Yeah. It's been so, um...
00:51:50You okay?
00:51:52Yeah.
00:51:54Whoa, what the fuck was that?
00:51:55It's just a crab.
00:51:56It's just a crab.
00:51:57It's a crab.
00:51:58It's okay.
00:51:59Oh, my gosh. I don't like it.
00:52:00I don't like it. I don't like it.
00:52:01The thing is, I feel like if I'm moving, then things can't bite me. Does that make sense?
00:52:06Mm-hmm.
00:52:07So I just feel like we need to go dancing.
00:52:08Yeah, let's just, let's go dancing.
00:52:14Are you okay?
00:52:15Mm-hmm.
00:52:16Mm-hmm.
00:52:17Oh.
00:52:20Drew?
00:52:22Are you sure you're okay?
00:52:25Yes.
00:52:27You can go without me.
00:52:29Don't deny your dancing mood.
00:52:32Okay.
00:52:35I'll be dancing here.
00:52:37I'm good.
00:52:39Goodnight.
00:52:46Um, hola.
00:52:47Hi.
00:52:48Uh, um...
00:52:49Un tequila soda, por favor.
00:52:50Tequila soda?
00:52:51Si.
00:52:52Okay.
00:52:53Oh, con lime.
00:52:54Right now.
00:52:55Hola, John.
00:52:56Hi.
00:52:57Hi.
00:52:58Uh, um...
00:52:59Un tequila soda, por favor.
00:53:00Tequila soda?
00:53:01Si.
00:53:02Okay.
00:53:03Oh, con lime.
00:53:04Right now.
00:53:05Un tequila soda, por favor.
00:53:06Un tequila soda, por favor.
00:53:07¯¯¯
00:53:08telegram.
00:53:13Hola, John, ¿qué tal?
00:53:15Hey, Kiki.
00:53:16Hola.
00:53:17Hi.
00:53:18Hi.
00:53:19How are you?
00:53:20How are you?
00:53:21Hi.
00:53:22Wow.
00:53:23Hi.
00:53:24Hi.
00:53:25How was your day?
00:53:26Oh, it was, um...
00:53:27It was great.
00:53:28Thanks.
00:53:29Yeah.
00:53:30It was great.
00:53:31It was great.
00:53:32Thanks.
00:53:33That's great.
00:53:40Do you hate yourself?
00:53:43No.
00:53:45I don't. She hate myself.
00:53:46That's great.
00:53:48What kind of question is that?
00:53:51Oh...
00:53:52Right, um...
00:53:53No, I'm just wondering.
00:53:54I was just wondering.
00:53:56You see, I was on this reality TV show.
00:54:04Yes, I know.
00:54:05Oh, right. Um...
00:54:07Sorry.
00:54:11Just I figure you...
00:54:14have to...
00:54:16hate yourself...
00:54:18to put yourself on a show like that.
00:54:20But at least now I know I hate myself.
00:54:27And I'm working on it.
00:54:29And I think someday...
00:54:31I will like myself.
00:54:34That's great, Kiki, that you're doing all that work.
00:54:37Um...
00:54:38But I...
00:54:40like myself.
00:54:41So...
00:54:43I don't really think that pertains to me.
00:54:47That's good.
00:54:50What?
00:54:54Oh, Pepto.
00:54:55Thank you, God.
00:54:59You know, I saw you guys...
00:55:01earlier.
00:55:03You and...
00:55:04Paws and Drew.
00:55:07Oh.
00:55:08Yeah.
00:55:09That's okay.
00:55:10I mean, I'm super used to it...
00:55:11by now, isn't it?
00:55:12That's kind of Paws' thing.
00:55:14You know?
00:55:15Sleeping with couples here on vacation.
00:55:17And it's funny,
00:55:18because they all think it's like this...
00:55:20magical, unique thing.
00:55:23But it's...
00:55:24not.
00:55:29Being with Paws alone...
00:55:31though, that's different.
00:55:32That's special.
00:55:33Like, they...
00:55:35they let very few people in...
00:55:37one-on-one like that.
00:55:39Um...
00:55:40Okay.
00:55:42I have to...
00:55:43go.
00:55:44Um...
00:55:45Okay.
00:55:46Do you...
00:55:47Um...
00:55:48Okay.
00:55:50I have to...
00:55:51go.
00:55:53Um...
00:55:54Okay.
00:55:55Do you, um...
00:55:56I have an experience.
00:55:57I can have my own experience.
00:55:58I don't hate...
00:55:59Pause.
00:56:00Pause.
00:56:01Oh.
00:56:02Sorry.
00:56:04I have an experience.
00:56:05I can have my own experience.
00:56:06I don't hate...
00:56:07Pause.
00:56:08Pause.
00:56:09Oh.
00:56:10Sorry.
00:56:11Pause.
00:56:12Pause.
00:56:13Pause.
00:56:14Oh.
00:56:15Sorry.
00:56:16Pause.
00:56:17Pause.
00:56:19Oh.
00:56:20Sorry.
00:56:21Pause.
00:56:36Pause?
00:56:42Hey.
00:56:47How's your night?
00:56:52Hey!
00:56:53Yo!
00:56:54I was just packing so we could go first thing.
00:56:55Oh.
00:56:56Great.
00:56:57Yeah.
00:56:58Awesome.
00:56:59Um...
00:57:00Do you wanna have a beer?
00:57:01Is it cold?
00:57:11You're quiet.
00:57:12I just feel at ease when I'm around you.
00:57:21So you like me?
00:57:23I'm sorry.
00:57:24Um...
00:57:25Theresa's just in my head.
00:57:28I'm sorry.
00:57:30Um...
00:57:31Theresa's just in my head.
00:57:33I'm sorry.
00:57:36Um...
00:57:37Theresa's just in my head.
00:57:40And I can't stop thinking...
00:57:43Um...
00:57:47I thought that...
00:57:48I was standing on something solid.
00:57:53But...
00:57:54Now...
00:57:55I think that...
00:57:56I'm the only one that felt that.
00:57:58She said that she wanted us to have our...
00:58:12own experience.
00:58:14You and me.
00:58:15And that's fine.
00:58:16You were the only one that felt...
00:58:17Great.
00:58:18Please grab your fingers and oil andress.
00:58:21And that's alright.
00:58:22Thanks, alguns guys.
00:58:24I know you guys I've Who thought you were gonna be...
00:58:26You'll also be our ''Sda!''
00:58:27Oh, my God.
00:58:57I know you think I'm crazy, but I'm not.
00:59:27Oh, my God.
00:59:29The store's jammed.
00:59:43Do you want me to fix it?
00:59:53Did you have fun?
00:59:55It was really, really fun.
00:59:59I missed you.
01:00:04How are you feeling?
01:00:06Oh, much better.
01:00:07Good.
01:00:08Mm-hmm.
01:00:09Hey, listen.
01:00:10I want you so bad right now.
01:00:14I miss your one-on-ones.
01:00:17Oh, heal the breath.
01:00:20Sorry, Bean.
01:00:22I miss my Bean.
01:00:23No, no.
01:00:24Mm-hmm.
01:00:25Mm-hmm.
01:00:26Well, any tipsy there?
01:00:32You know what?
01:00:33I'm really tired.
01:00:34Mm-hmm.
01:00:35You know what?
01:00:36I'm really tired.
01:00:37Mm-hmm.
01:00:38Mm-hmm.
01:00:39Mm-hmm.
01:00:40Mm-hmm.
01:00:41Mm-hmm.
01:00:43takiej
01:00:49You know what?
01:00:54You know what I mean?
01:00:57Yeah, that makes sense.
01:00:59No?
01:01:00You know what you mean?
01:01:02Yeah, man.
01:01:03No.
01:01:04I don't know.
01:01:06sorry no keep going no i was just messing around
01:01:22are you ready for secret island
01:01:27oh how was the bar oh it was really really fun
01:01:33yeah i love hanging with that crew
01:01:38pause is such a funny dancer
01:01:41pause was there that is that's weird
01:01:45why is it weird
01:01:47well pause was here getting the boat ready for today
01:01:53okay and um i saw them and i went down there
01:01:57and then we had our own experience
01:02:02um you and pause yeah you and pause hooked up
01:02:10yeah yeah like you wanted it was i was open and it was awesome
01:02:20wow yeah that's okay right because you said that you told me you wanted me to
01:02:27yeah yeah of course
01:02:34hey here we are at private beach or whatever it's called
01:02:57there is the ocean and here is pause
01:03:05and there is drew drew drew drew use a smile okay that is gonna have to be good enough
01:03:15hey theresa are you uh are you upset no no no why would i be upset
01:03:23oh because drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew drew
01:03:53to be me so that's fine i'm sort of over here you're sort of over there great we're the three
01:04:01musketeers one of the musketeers have been like picked out of the group and asked back to some
01:04:06sort of weird reunion tour but no i'm good hey are you hungry no drew i'm not hungry i'm fasting
01:04:17okay you two need to figure this out can you just give us a second
01:04:24no theresa just talk to me there's nothing to talk about uh well i'm confused because you said that
01:04:32you wanted this that's exactly what you said okay i don't mean every single thing that i say
01:04:37how am i supposed to know that i would never do anything that would hurt you i would never
01:04:45hey where are you going you two need to figure it out you're gonna just leave us here
01:04:54great fucking great what i did something yeah literally pause left us stranded here
01:05:04because we're so fucking awkward to be around
01:05:07i just think it's funny i just think it's funny but this entire week i've been the bad guy for
01:05:12wanting to do something with pause i never said that you were the bad guy for wanting us to do
01:05:17something with pause then meanwhile lotty fucking doll you and pause this was your idea you said i
01:05:23would love for you to have your own experience with pause i think it would be beautiful oh okay mr this
01:05:28is for us that is the only reason why i agreed to do the threesome god forbid i want anything outside of
01:05:36this you know what you didn't want this for us you wanted it for you and now you're pissed off because
01:05:42pause and i have a connection the three of us weren't enough for you you just wanted your own thing
01:05:48you know what all this little playing pretend that we're doing so blah makes me sick this whole thing
01:05:59makes me sick and honestly drew i feel bad for you i just want everyone to love you
01:06:08is that why you're bending over backwards for pause for the boat driver for the guy in the aisle seat
01:06:15everyone why do you make me feel this way you make me feel bad for just existing
01:06:24apparently there's something inherently wrong with me that you see and nobody else in the world sees
01:06:31like i'm really sorry that people actually think i'm a good person
01:06:35maybe there's something wrong with you teresa you know what you're not the only person who thinks
01:06:41that about me oh guess who else thinks that about me i think that about me but at least i do the
01:06:47work to be okay with being a complicated person fetal fasting's not doing the work the videos it's not
01:06:54work and the threesome's not doing the work okay well why don't you tell yourself whatever little
01:06:58story makes you happy right like how about our story our little me cute yeah oh i texted her and i
01:07:04waited a whole week and then she got back to me right away right i didn't even save your number
01:07:10i was just drunk and horny on a shitty date so i thought yeah why not hook up with the rando who i
01:07:16literally don't remember and i show up and it's the lamp guy yeah i referred to you as the lamp guy to
01:07:23my friends for weeks and you just kept hanging around so i thought sure i'll you sure i'll date you
01:07:29sure i'll marry you which was so dumb because three years later i still can't fucking stand you
01:07:38and i'm sorry you're right i for whatever reason for whatever reason that i cannot explain
01:07:46i cannot figure out a way to love you what is wrong with me that i cannot figure out a way to love you
01:07:55you when the rest of the fucking world can
01:08:09true what are you doing i'm building a shelter oh my god we're stranded on an island called secret
01:08:28island who knows how long we'll be here okay well um let me help you i don't want your help
01:08:39i don't want your stick
01:08:55drew drew don't talk to me
01:09:01drew don't talk to me i have nothing to say to you drew our boat is here
01:09:27so how's your day going
01:09:31i'm going to talk about the narrow inside
01:09:49gracias senor mi esposo como se dice um tips well
01:10:01how good is the pina colada sound right now drew can we talk about this i'm sorry
01:10:21my lawyer will be in touch
01:10:25are you seriously divorcing me right now
01:10:31yes
01:10:43i want to go back
01:10:47i want to go back
01:10:49i want to go back
01:11:08can we stop it babies
01:11:17i want to go back
01:11:30about earlier no no no no no no need to apologize it's okay
01:11:36theresa and i are done
01:11:37oh
01:11:40oh
01:11:41oh fuck okay and i just wanted to come check on you
01:11:44i know it was a lot you just broke up with theresa you coming to check on me
01:11:49yeah yeah
01:11:55true i'm okay
01:11:56okay right
01:12:04okay right
01:12:09i'm sorry
01:12:10i'm sorry
01:12:22i'm sorry
01:12:38so
01:12:40i'm sorry
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