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00:00:00You
00:00:30I don't know.
00:01:00Okay. Give me a beat.
00:01:03What kind of beat?
00:01:04Like chill? Like hardcore?
00:01:06Yeah, hard. Like old school.
00:01:10Yo.
00:01:11Yo.
00:01:13Yo, yo.
00:01:14Yo.
00:01:15Chilling on the beach and it's winter break.
00:01:18We stay hot in the sunshine.
00:01:20No shirts, no shoes, no snitches.
00:01:24That's what Santa brought me for Christmas.
00:01:27Step to my crew.
00:01:28You have to be nuts.
00:01:30Passing the mic to my little man Peanut.
00:01:33Me?
00:01:33Yeah, you got this.
00:01:35Go Peanuts.
00:01:36Go Peanuts.
00:01:38Go, go, go, go.
00:01:41I am Peanut.
00:01:42I am Peanut.
00:01:43I am P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P- Peanut.
00:01:47Hey, Peanut. It has to rhyme.
00:01:49Peanut rhymes
00:01:50with peanut.
00:01:52Yeah, I mean, keep practicing.
00:01:54Ew!
00:01:54Nooo! Look at this! It's like a dead jellyfish or something that washed up on the beach!
00:02:06Okay, alright!
00:02:21What was that?
00:02:23I bet it was a monkey, like a monkey they did tests on at a shampoo company, and its hair fell out, and its legs fell off.
00:02:30I think it was a guy in a costume, and it was a construction guy, and that's how he dug the hole.
00:02:36That was crazy! I bet we could flush it out.
00:02:39Yo! It's gonna bite you. You'll get friggin' rabies.
00:02:44Billy can probably reach down there. Yo, Billy! Come here!
00:02:47Nah, I'm gonna do a little work. There's an easy pickup down the road. $7 tip. Only like 20 minutes.
00:02:54Oh! You're doing the pizza boy thing again!
00:02:58Uh, yeah. It's not always pizza. It's a flexible delivery partnership.
00:03:03I get to be my own boss. I get mad tips. It's tight.
00:03:07So lame.
00:03:08Alright, get that money!
00:03:10Yo, have you talked to Billy lately? Like, what's up with him?
00:03:14Well, he's gotta work. We're in a recession.
00:03:17Peanut, you might be too young to understand this, but it's not about the recession.
00:03:23Ever since Billy turned 16, he's been mad different. Like, he drops out of school, all of a sudden he's Mr. Working Man. Like, too mature for us.
00:03:31I think he still likes us, cause he said he's gonna let me use his wheels when I'm five feet tall.
00:03:36Peanut, no offense. You're never gonna be five feet tall.
00:03:39You know, his swag weight is really cool.
00:03:48Obviously, it's really cool.
00:03:57Moola, moola, moola.
00:03:59Christmas is behind us. Q1 is around the corner. With a new cycle, there's always an energy shift. And that means one thing, more money.
00:04:07Everything has a vibration, including money. And I can show you how to channel those vibrations into beautiful dollars.
00:04:16Let's set goals. Let's talk Rezzy.
00:04:20Leave a comment. What are your New Year's resolutions?
00:04:22Leave a comment.
00:04:24I'll see you next time.
00:04:31Time.
00:04:32Fun broaden.
00:05:06Oh, good morning, Ruth. Looking sprightly. Hello, Boris. Staying out of trouble, I hope. Oh, Patricia, you get a good night's sleep.
00:05:22Well, don't just stand there.
00:05:25Grubster delivery? Casa huevos?
00:05:28I'm living in a casa huevos. I've got more huevos than casa at this point. Look around you.
00:05:34Okay, so is this your food? Is this 87 Coral Drive?
00:05:39Oh, here we go again. I've written to the city about this for years. There are four 87 Coral Drives. Mine was first, not that anyone asked.
00:05:49The app sent me to this one. I'm going to mark the order as delivered. Will you take the food?
00:05:57Oh, I never get delivery. I will take the food for compost if you take some of these eggs off my hands.
00:06:04Those aren't eggs. I think they're from the mini-golf place up the street.
00:06:11Whatever they are, they're all yours.
00:06:14I don't golf.
00:06:15I don't care if you golf. Who asked? People come around here and want to tell you their whole life story.
00:06:23Ma'am, what's the best way to get back to civilization?
00:06:25There's a trail down at the end of the road that pops onto the highway. It's tricky, though. One wrong move and you'll be up to your neck in swamp goo.
00:06:34That's fine. I don't make wrong moves.
00:06:36Thanks for grubbing with Grubster. Have a grubby day.
00:06:41Funny little man. Reminds me of you, Boris. Very focused.
00:06:46But is all that focus... Oh! Oh! Hey! No! Oh! It's too early in the day for this!
00:06:54Shoo! Shoo!
00:07:05You lost?
00:07:07No. I've got food here for Rosario Dolphin.
00:07:11Sorry, it's grub.
00:07:13Rosy. Uh, alright.
00:07:21Uh, she's in Greenhouse 4. Follow the signs.
00:07:37Well, that smells disgusting.
00:07:43So, let's go.
00:07:44So, let's go.
00:07:50Tastes like heaven.
00:07:56Tastes like honey.
00:08:00Tastes like piles, piles, piles of money
00:08:11Time going by
00:08:20Things grow and die
00:08:26Day after Christmas
00:08:32My winter citrus
00:08:38Tastes like heaven
00:08:41Tastes like honey
00:08:47Tastes like piles, piles, piles
00:08:55Out on me
00:09:01Hey Mike, will you hand me a watering can?
00:09:13Oh, you're not Mike
00:09:16I'm filling in, Mike fell into a ditch and broke his legs
00:09:22What ditch?
00:09:25I do not know why I said that
00:09:28I'm supposed to give this food to Rosario Dolphin
00:09:30Word, that's me
00:09:32I'm going by Rosebud now
00:09:34With a Z
00:09:36Okay, Rosebud
00:09:38We had math class together
00:09:40I was a freshman and you were a senior
00:09:42Oh, you grew your hair out
00:09:45You're, um, Billy 5000
00:09:48The human caterpillar
00:09:50The human calculator, yeah
00:09:52Right
00:09:54Cool wheels
00:09:56You're a junior now
00:09:58What's the square root of 218
00:10:04Well, actually I dropped out recently
00:10:06Do you remember my sister Gail?
00:10:08I'm actually living in her garage
00:10:10But to answer your question, it's 14.7648141805
00:10:16It just keeps going
00:10:17I'm down with it
00:10:18Reject the educational hierarchy
00:10:20That's what I did
00:10:21Came here straight out of high school
00:10:23Okay, but isn't your mom Dr. Dolphin?
00:10:27Don't remind me
00:10:28I'm next in line to be Dr. Dolphin
00:10:32Yeah
00:10:33So, so how does that reject, uh
00:10:35I'm gonna break the cycle
00:10:37Taking this place down from the inside
00:10:38By not doing any work
00:10:41I got the perfect setup here
00:10:44The grounds are so big
00:10:46Nobody can keep track of me
00:10:47I try to look busy
00:10:49In front of my supervisor
00:10:50Like, three times a day
00:10:52Rest of the time
00:10:53I'm commuting with nature
00:10:55Eating fruit
00:10:58You like fruit, 5000?
00:11:00Yeah, some fruits
00:11:03I'm not supposed to show anyone this
00:11:06Come on
00:11:08This is the experimental wing
00:11:14My mom is obsessed with these new cultivars
00:11:18Hybrids
00:11:19Honestly, okay
00:11:21She's kind of a genius
00:11:24Lunar Satsuma
00:11:26It grows in soil from a crushed up moon rock
00:11:30She paid half a million dollars for in the 90s
00:11:33Grapefruit orange combo
00:11:36It's designed for cocktails
00:11:39Cube tangerine
00:11:41I think it's easier to ship these
00:11:44This one's my favorite
00:11:46Oh
00:11:47It looks like mold
00:11:48But look closer
00:11:49Each of these little blue dots
00:11:51Is its own special miniature fruit
00:11:53That can only grow on a host lemon
00:11:56Oh
00:11:58Rosie?
00:11:59T-Bone
00:12:00I was looking for you
00:12:02No, you weren't
00:12:03The doctor is expecting you
00:12:06We are on track to be five minutes late
00:12:08But I can minimize the damage
00:12:13Excuse me
00:12:14Oh, out of my way
00:12:15Cut
00:12:17Ah, excuse me
00:12:18I'm sorry to bother you doctor
00:12:19But we're ready doctor
00:12:20Hello team
00:12:21As you know my daughter has been studying cultivation
00:12:38Today she will demonstrate her knowledge
00:12:41I only wish I could be there in person
00:12:43But well
00:12:44You understand
00:12:45Rosario
00:12:46Let's begin
00:12:47Mom
00:12:48It's not Rosario anymore
00:12:50It's Rosebud
00:12:51Pff
00:12:52This again
00:12:53We'll have to print a new ID tag
00:12:55Make sure they get the Z
00:12:56We'll discuss later
00:12:57There are 100 oranges in front of you
00:13:00Your task is to select the best one for propagation
00:13:04Um
00:13:06Laser focus
00:13:07Remember the four S's
00:13:09Okay
00:13:10Okay
00:13:11Looking for
00:13:12Shape
00:13:13Size
00:13:15Saturation
00:13:17And
00:13:18Uh
00:13:19Skin
00:13:22Don't help her
00:13:23I knew that
00:13:25Skin
00:13:26Um
00:13:28This one
00:13:29Are you telling me
00:13:30Or are you asking me
00:13:33Uh...
00:13:35I'm telling you?
00:13:54It's onion rings?
00:13:57I've been working all morning, I needed grub.
00:14:03Please take it to the break room, because we are done here.
00:14:09Message from PYL Logistics regarding shipment delays.
00:14:12Can you turn that off, please?
00:14:15A promising performance, Doctor.
00:14:17T-Bone, don't sugarcoat it.
00:14:19She has no interest in taking over the company.
00:14:22She's such a promising child!
00:14:24So obedient! What went wrong?
00:14:26I can crunch the numbers on that.
00:14:28When I was her age, I had already released a chart-topping hit.
00:14:31Do you remember?
00:14:33Who could forget?
00:14:34The Cran Grapefruit Cocktail.
00:14:36You had a knack for it, Doctor.
00:14:38The family gift.
00:14:39And mind you, this was at a time when hybrids were completely out of fashion.
00:14:44Over 20 million cartons sold.
00:14:57There it is.
00:14:58Oh-ho-ho-ho.
00:15:00Size, 44 centimeters.
00:15:03Shape, 97% topographic uniformity.
00:15:07Saturation, nearly full.
00:15:09Skin?
00:15:10No visible defects.
00:15:11Doc, that's, uh...
00:15:13A 95.
00:15:14Run the numbers yourself if you want, but I'm sure of it.
00:15:17Let's propagate.
00:15:19Leave me alone with this specimen for a moment.
00:15:25Juice the rest.
00:15:26Music, the rest.
00:15:27You are confessed!
00:15:28Together!
00:15:29The
00:15:48Beautiful
00:16:20Oh, we need a good snag.
00:16:31Yeah, it's been a while.
00:16:33Okay, this one.
00:16:34Like we practiced.
00:16:44I've got it.
00:16:45See you.
00:16:46Are you okay?
00:16:47Oh, so much.
00:16:50Zane.
00:16:51Bobby, did you kill somebody?
00:16:54Miss, lady, help me.
00:16:56I'm calling an ambulance.
00:16:58Don't move.
00:16:58No, don't call an ambulance.
00:17:02I think I'll be okay if you buy us a 12-pack of beer.
00:17:08Oh, my God, you little asshole.
00:17:10Something drinkable.
00:17:11Oh, a six-pack would be fine.
00:17:15Is it okay, lady?
00:17:17That lady ran over my friend.
00:17:18I got the whole thing on tape.
00:17:20Oh, this place is a zoo.
00:17:22I'll be getting my guests elsewhere from now on.
00:17:24And these little cretins should be in school.
00:17:26Yeah, that's your opinion.
00:17:28Bobby, I have to pay.
00:17:29Oh, no, chicos, no me den problema.
00:17:32Váyanse.
00:17:33This curb is public property.
00:17:35We have human rights.
00:17:37Ustedes creen que me importa?
00:17:39Pues no.
00:17:39¿Saben cuál es mi fantasía?
00:17:41Que un camión venga, se extrae contra la gasolinera,
00:17:43explote, los mate a todos,
00:17:45me derrita la cara,
00:17:47y me den seis meses de vacación pagada.
00:17:48Váyanse.
00:17:49Okay, man, chill.
00:17:51It's all good.
00:17:51We have places to be.
00:17:53We do?
00:17:55Everyone's on cop mode these days.
00:17:57Like, oh, don't hang out at the gas station.
00:18:00Don't hang out at the beach.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:03What else is there?
00:18:04I used to think that gas station guy was cool.
00:18:06Can you believe that?
00:18:09Go around.
00:18:16Why do they drain the pools in the winter?
00:18:18It's warm enough to swim.
00:18:20It is not.
00:18:21I'm freezing.
00:18:22You got something wrong with you, man.
00:18:23They should study you.
00:18:25Peanut, did you get a good haul from the gas station
00:18:27while we distracted the guy?
00:18:29Buckle up, boys.
00:18:30I got straws and napkins.
00:18:35The straws and napkins are free.
00:18:37Did I mention ketchup packets?
00:18:41That's not a snag.
00:18:42I know.
00:18:44I couldn't do it.
00:18:45What if God saw me?
00:18:46God doesn't watch gas stations.
00:18:49Hmm.
00:18:50Oh, that reminds me.
00:18:52Two snacks today.
00:18:53First, I got all these golf balls.
00:18:55And then check this out.
00:18:56Audacious lick from the Dolphin Grow Labs.
00:18:59Experimental lemon.
00:19:00Not on the market.
00:19:01How much do you think that's worth?
00:19:06I have no idea.
00:19:08Priceless?
00:19:09No such thing as priceless.
00:19:10We need a good appraiser.
00:19:12You got balls, Billy.
00:19:13I've made some good snacks, but I wouldn't steal from Dr. Dolphin.
00:19:17Why not?
00:19:18You don't know the legend of Dr. Dolphin?
00:19:20So, everyone knows, in the 1960s, they were doing experiments at Cape Carnivore for NASA.
00:19:30They were studying dolphins because of their intelligence.
00:19:33And things got really twisted.
00:19:36They spent millions of taxpayer dollars to create this half-human, half-dolphin hybrid.
00:19:40It was only four feet tall, so it was perfect to operate the little space capsule.
00:19:46And it was really smart.
00:19:48Too smart.
00:19:49It rebelled against NASA and escaped into the swamps.
00:19:53After a while, they assumed it didn't survive, but it came back.
00:19:57As a businesswoman, she built the juice company from the ground up with her savvy mind.
00:20:04And according to the legend, that dolphin is still there.
00:20:09Living underneath the orange juice factory.
00:20:19That's not true.
00:20:21Is it?
00:20:22I think you're getting confused with how they invented Gatorade.
00:20:25Uh, no.
00:20:26Nobody invented Gatorade.
00:20:28It's a liquid.
00:20:28Like milk.
00:20:29Nobody invented milk.
00:20:31Hmm.
00:20:32Hmm.
00:20:33Um, Billy?
00:20:36He's doing it again.
00:20:38Ooh.
00:20:40Milk.
00:20:41My G.
00:20:42When's the last time you went to sleep?
00:20:45Sleep is for rich people.
00:20:47Am I rich?
00:20:48Not yet.
00:20:50Don't tell anyone about this, okay?
00:20:52I'm on a really good hustle.
00:20:54My busted grubster.
00:20:57So drivers are paid in G-points.
00:20:59They do that so it's harder to keep track of how much money you're making.
00:21:02When you want to get paid out, first you have to exchange your G-points for cash.
00:21:08But look at this.
00:21:11It doesn't have to be U.S. dollars.
00:21:13If you scroll down, you can pick up the Czech Karuna.
00:21:16And then, this is where someone messed up.
00:21:19When it transfers over, it gives you the Danish Krona.
00:21:22Krona for Karuna.
00:21:24Anyone can make that mistake.
00:21:26And the exchange rate between those two is 7.2 to 1.
00:21:29So if I do $100 of deliveries, I can get 720 bucks.
00:21:34Bro, how did you figure this out?
00:21:36I just told you.
00:21:40Hmm.
00:21:41I have to make as many deliveries as I can before someone on Grubster finds out.
00:21:46It's when they pass that glitch.
00:21:48Hmm.
00:21:49Hmm.
00:22:06Florida at night.
00:22:15It gets colder when they turn our own lights.
00:22:24Florida sometimes.
00:22:28It just feels like this place wants to die.
00:22:33Where am I going for?
00:22:37I just turned 16
00:22:43I love everything
00:22:49I just knew about you
00:22:55I just used to sleep
00:23:01Excuse me
00:23:23Oh, Miss Sharon
00:23:25Good morning
00:23:27Merry Christmas
00:23:29Would be a lot merrier if my detached garage wasn't desecrated
00:23:33You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?
00:23:37Maybe it shut up by itself?
00:23:39Act of G-O-D type thing?
00:23:43Whoever is responsible for this transgression will be dealt with. If not by the big man himself, then by local authorities
00:23:51Out of curiosity, this is not an admission of guilt. But what is the big man's punishment for tagging up a garage?
00:23:57Well, I'd have to check the book
00:23:59Mm-hmm
00:24:01Yep
00:24:03Just what I thought
00:24:05Petty vandalism, third trapezoid of damnation
00:24:07You could get five or six hundred years of hellfire
00:24:09Per letter
00:24:11Wow, that could really add up
00:24:13You've had your fun
00:24:15Judgment day is not far off
00:24:17Get right while you still can
00:24:19No one ever got into heaven on an electric vehicle
00:24:23Sleeping beauty
00:24:29Welcome to the waking world
00:24:31You slept for two days
00:24:33We thought you were dead
00:24:35Hi Gail, can I have a coffee?
00:24:37Coffee? Since when?
00:24:39It's his thing now
00:24:41I'll have one too
00:24:43Double expresso
00:24:45How was your Christmas?
00:24:47Bloody, as usual
00:24:49You should see it, Billy
00:24:50It's head trauma all day every day
00:24:52Old people slipping in the shower
00:24:54Car accidents
00:24:56But most of all, boys your age riding around with no helmet
00:25:00I know you don't listen to me, ever
00:25:02But I don't like you doing these deliveries
00:25:04Especially at night
00:25:06Okay
00:25:07You think I'm exaggerating?
00:25:08Come by the ER
00:25:10See for yourself
00:25:12Oooh
00:25:14Okay
00:25:15Oh, did you see the envelope on the fridge?
00:25:18Mom sent you a hundred bucks
00:25:20Tell her she doesn't have to do that
00:25:22I'm making my own money now
00:25:24Why don't you tell her yourself?
00:25:26When's the last time you talked to her?
00:25:28Six months ago, eight days, sixteen hours, twenty minutes
00:25:31Ah, I don't like when you do that, it's freaky
00:25:33Save it for calculus
00:25:35Wait, but he doesn't
00:25:37You're right, you're right
00:25:38Why don't you keep that money, Gail?
00:25:39You buy me so much food and stuff
00:25:41Uh-uh, you're gonna focus on school
00:25:44You're gonna get a scholarship
00:25:46You're gonna get a good job
00:25:48And then you can pay me back
00:25:50When you're rich
00:25:51Bye losers
00:25:53Bye losers
00:25:54I'll be home super late
00:25:55Wash your hands if you've been touching money
00:25:58Sooo, when are you gonna tell Gail you dropped out of school?
00:26:03Are you kidding?
00:26:04She would go berserk
00:26:06I have to get my finances sorted out first
00:26:10If I see the five thousand dollars, I can put down a deposit on my own place and pay her back for living to live here
00:26:16She has nothing to freak out about
00:26:18I think she's still gonna find something to freak out about
00:26:22Okay
00:26:24Moolah, Moolah, Moolah
00:26:27Are you practicing the Moolah mantra?
00:26:30I want you to take that goal number of yours and repeat it three times in a row, three times a day
00:26:36Trust me, things will start happening
00:26:39A new side hustle will appear and triple your income
00:26:42It could be flipping houses, breeding puppies, I don't know
00:26:46The universe can be so generous
00:26:57Junk removal
00:27:00What a business
00:27:03Look how tall that heap of trash is
00:27:07Every house makes so much garbage
00:27:16Junk removal
00:27:18Maybe that's where all the cash is
00:27:26The King Reporters
00:27:29Dropping off dinners
00:27:32Ninth Degree
00:27:34Are the winners
00:27:38Too hot
00:27:42Too sweaty
00:27:45Everything on me
00:27:48Feels so heavy
00:27:51Iris
00:27:55Legs and belly
00:27:58Why do I always
00:28:00Feel so heavy
00:28:06Oh, it's these stupid golf balls
00:28:08What is that?
00:28:22Something like that?
00:28:25Ahhhh
00:28:27Get sh Nothing like that
00:28:29Let me know
00:28:30Ahhhh
00:28:33Oohh
00:28:34Aahhh
00:28:35Hold on the road, please!
00:28:48Have a grubby day.
00:28:49Have a grubby day.
00:28:52Am I in the right place?
00:28:54Do you have spaghetti?
00:28:56Then you're in the right place.
00:28:58Apparently, Guy orders spaghetti from every place in town.
00:29:01I've already been here twice this morning.
00:29:03My theory? He's a traveling food critic.
00:29:05Specifically, a spaghetti critic could tip her.
00:29:10I love a spaghetti.
00:29:12I used to think I loved spaghetti more than anyone else in the world.
00:29:16Now, with this guy in the scene, I'm not so sure anymore.
00:29:20After you tried five or six spaghettis in one day, they would all taste the same.
00:29:25Now fettuccine, on the other hand.
00:29:31Cool wheels!
00:29:32Have a grubby day!
00:29:36Five thousand dollars.
00:29:37Five thousand dollars.
00:29:38Five thousand dollars.
00:29:46Okay.
00:29:47What...
00:29:48What is this?
00:29:53Ow!
00:29:54No!
00:29:55Yeah.
00:29:55Yeah.
00:29:56Yeah, that's better.
00:29:58What is...
00:29:59What...
00:30:00What...
00:30:01Uh...
00:30:02Are you...
00:30:03Are you like a little donut?
00:30:04That's funny.
00:30:05Hi.
00:30:06Donut.
00:30:07Donut.
00:30:08Donut.
00:30:09Donut.
00:30:10Donut.
00:30:11Donut.
00:30:12Donut.
00:30:13Donut.
00:30:14That's funny.
00:30:15Hi!
00:30:17Donut.
00:30:18Donut, Donut!
00:30:21Donut, Donut, Donut!
00:30:44Hello, Grubster Pickup.
00:30:54Two monster cheese dogs and a shake.
00:30:57It's going to be a minute.
00:30:58Making them fresh.
00:30:59Fine.
00:31:05Usually around this time of year, we get no traffic, what with tourism season being over.
00:31:11Conventional wisdom would be such to shut the place down from November to February,
00:31:14but hey, I live in the dog. I'm here all day as is. Why not keep it open?
00:31:19Even if it's just for Byron.
00:31:21Who's Byron?
00:31:22You're picking up for Byron, right? He orders from me all the time.
00:31:26As far as I know, he's never come here in person and seen the dog.
00:31:33Isn't that kind of odd?
00:31:35That's really none of my business.
00:31:37Yeah, maybe so, but I mean, let's face it, everybody wants to see the dog.
00:31:42The food, that's not the point.
00:31:44People want to take a picture, or they need to use the restroom.
00:31:53I'd be straight up with you.
00:31:55The hot dogs we sell here, they're good.
00:31:59And I'm not just saying that out of a point of personal pride.
00:32:02But I'm saying it because I'm a hot dog guy.
00:32:06I've eaten quite a few in my day.
00:32:08This might well be the best in town.
00:32:13And no one seems to care.
00:32:17Except Byron?
00:32:20Maybe Byron's the only one in this town with his head on straight.
00:32:23And the rest of us are all too blinded by the spectacle.
00:32:29Too focused on the big dog to care about our own little dogs.
00:32:35How long is this conversation going to go on for?
00:32:38I don't mean to be rude, I'm just wondering.
00:32:40Point taken. I hear you loud and clear, my man.
00:32:43Loud and clear.
00:32:45Give my regards to Byron.
00:32:47I'm actually not allowed to give any regards.
00:32:49Grubster policy.
00:32:51Have a grubby day.
00:32:52Where I come from, a man picks up his own dog.
00:33:02One thing I'm wronged.
00:33:24Is running in the soul of time.
00:33:27Being outside in the town.
00:33:31Being outside in the town.
00:33:37Easy way to meet by a friend.
00:33:43Always got something to do.
00:33:50Never going back to school.
00:33:53Hot dog man.
00:34:14Hot dog man.
00:34:17Chew those up for me.
00:34:19What?
00:34:21Chew up the hot dogs.
00:34:23Make things a little easier for me.
00:34:26I hate chewing.
00:34:29I can't do that.
00:34:33It's a health concern.
00:34:35Oh, no.
00:34:36I have you people do this all the time.
00:34:38I'll give you a $10 cash tip.
00:34:40Let's not do this all day.
00:34:45I'm getting hungry.
00:34:46$20 final offer.
00:34:49And put them in the basket so I don't have to come down there.
00:34:52$5,000.
00:34:53$5,000.
00:34:54$5,000.
00:34:55$5,000.
00:34:56$5,000.
00:34:57$5,000.
00:34:58$5,000.
00:35:09Yeah.
00:35:10Nice.
00:35:11It's here! I sawn it!
00:35:15Lock your doors! Repent for your sins!
00:35:17The worm from the center of the earth has arrived to devour us!
00:35:21They predicted this!
00:35:23If you take a look at Revelations, it's all there!
00:35:26It's spelled out in place!
00:35:26Yo, Sharon's gone totally bonkers.
00:35:29Imagine if you could draw like that.
00:35:31Like, if you were really good at drawing,
00:35:34you could draw a girl with huge boobs,
00:35:37and then you could look at it anytime you wanted.
00:35:39Yeah, but Sharon would never draw boobs.
00:35:42She would only draw...
00:35:43Hold up. Is that the freaking monster we saw at the beach?
00:35:47Uh, no. Probably not. It's a crazy drawing.
00:35:51Let's not look at it anymore.
00:35:53You didn't even see the monster.
00:35:54You were all the way on the other side of the beach.
00:35:56I saw it. I got right up close to it.
00:35:59We gotta go back. I bet we could find it and get on the news.
00:36:03What's our plan here?
00:36:07Do you gotta have your shirt off, man?
00:36:08Um, yeah. It's the beach.
00:36:11No shirt, no shoes, no problem.
00:36:15But guess where I read that?
00:36:17A shirt.
00:36:18I found something!
00:36:21Oh, it's Billy.
00:36:23I thought the point of dropping out is you don't have to read anymore.
00:36:26You know, the kid's a freak.
00:36:28Obsessive.
00:36:29He gets hopped up on something and becomes an expert,
00:36:31and then it's been two weeks and he hasn't brushed his damn teeth the whole time.
00:36:34Oh, jeez.
00:36:45How'd you get over here?
00:36:47I didn't get me out of here.
00:36:49All right, you gotta go back to where you came from.
00:36:52First thing tomorrow.
00:36:53This is feeling a little bogus.
00:36:59Can we come back in the morning?
00:37:00It's gonna be too late by then.
00:37:02Sharon's probably already talking to the CIA.
00:37:05Ew!
00:37:06Something touched my foot!
00:37:09Oh, it was seaweed.
00:37:11Is that good?
00:37:15Is that something?
00:37:16Nah, I got nothing.
00:37:31Hello?
00:37:32Is the fussy old lady here?
00:37:35I was here last week with Grubster.
00:37:38I have some questions.
00:37:39The golf balls you gave me are defective.
00:37:41Is everything okay in there?
00:37:50I don't want to intrude.
00:37:52I'm just gonna set this bag down and I'm gonna go on my way.
00:37:59Oh.
00:38:01The old slippy trippy special.
00:38:03That's gotta be the third one this week.
00:38:05Like, ever heard of a bath mat?
00:38:08Can we get something to eat after this?
00:38:10Yes, I'm starving.
00:38:12What was that sandwich place we went to last week?
00:38:15You read my mind, friend.
00:38:16I've been thinking about a Reuben all day.
00:38:18Alright, little man.
00:38:19We're all done here.
00:38:20Thanks for calling it in.
00:38:22Don't steal anything on the way out.
00:38:23Wink wink.
00:38:34Okay, Donut, don't eat that.
00:38:36Okay, fine.
00:38:49I'll take a little break.
00:38:51Five minutes.
00:38:54Till Lorraine passes.
00:38:59Oh, you're all good?
00:39:00All good?
00:39:01I'll take a little break.
00:39:11Oh, you're all good.
00:39:14I'll take a little break.
00:39:17All right.
00:39:18I'll take a little break.
00:39:18Let's go.
00:39:19I'll take a little break.
00:39:21I'm not alive
00:39:25Let's go find
00:39:28We're having a mile of time
00:39:3287
00:39:35I hope that I change now
00:39:51When the old man died, he left me his golf course under one condition
00:40:05That he'd be buried under the 18th hole
00:40:08I had some reservations
00:40:11The grave site wasn't exactly on theme for a Cretaceous hole
00:40:15Nevertheless, I made it work
00:40:18That's what running a business is all about
00:40:22Adapting
00:40:23Delivery for Herschel Cretaceous?
00:40:26That's me
00:40:26My weekly BLT
00:40:28Cool wheels
00:40:31Thank you
00:40:32Now you give me a compliment
00:40:36Uh, hmm
00:40:38I got nothing
00:40:41Sorry
00:40:42Have a grubby day
00:40:43Working lunch before the afternoon rush
00:40:49Is what the old man would have wanted
00:40:51Five thousand dollars
00:41:18Five thousand dollars
00:41:21Five thousand
00:41:23Five thousand
00:41:24Five thousand
00:41:25Huh ?
00:41:29Hi
00:41:29What ?
00:41:34Time to go.
00:42:00Time to flush.
00:42:04Time to take you down.
00:42:10You never know.
00:42:16Maybe I'll see you around.
00:42:26Down the drain.
00:42:28People do this every day.
00:42:34Down the drain.
00:42:36It's okay to walk away.
00:42:40Down the drain.
00:42:42Down the drain.
00:42:44Down the drain.
00:42:46Down the drain.
00:42:48Down the drain.
00:42:56Hello?
00:42:58Can you hear me?
00:43:00This is private property.
00:43:02Hello?
00:43:04Do something if you can hear me.
00:43:10Rosebud.
00:43:12You kind of turned your head a little.
00:43:14Was that a...
00:43:16Are you responding to my voice?
00:43:24Alright.
00:43:26That was a close call.
00:43:28Adios.
00:43:30Oh, the man himself.
00:43:32Gracing us with his presence.
00:43:34What up, fellas?
00:43:36We're going down to the train tracks.
00:43:38Do a little train track stuff.
00:43:40You in?
00:43:42Yeah, I could do train tracks.
00:43:44It's been a while.
00:43:46Oh, my God, dude.
00:43:48You smell like a pet store.
00:43:50He's right.
00:43:52I can smell you from here.
00:43:54I could smell you from down the road.
00:43:56When's the last time you took a shower, dog?
00:43:58Thanksgiving?
00:44:00Yeah, I don't know.
00:44:02Have another time.
00:44:04I'm waiting for the hustle.
00:44:22Jesus!
00:44:24Yo, Billy.
00:44:25What shirt are you going to wear?
00:44:26Because I want to wear I'm with Stupid.
00:44:28But I don't want us to wear the same thing.
00:44:30Look stupid at the tracks.
00:44:31I'm with Stupid.
00:44:32Fine.
00:44:33Even conditioner.
00:44:34It's going to take a second.
00:44:35So, just go ahead.
00:44:36I'll meet you guys there.
00:44:39Wanna hear my rap?
00:44:41Peanut, get out of here.
00:44:42Go away.
00:44:43What did I do?
00:44:44You can't walk in on a shower without knocking.
00:44:47Give me some privacy.
00:44:49Oh, I don't care if you're naked.
00:44:51It's very all natural.
00:44:53Aww.
00:44:54Hi!
00:44:55Hi!
00:44:56Hi!
00:44:57Hi!
00:44:58Hi!
00:44:59Hi!
00:45:00Hi!
00:45:01Hi!
00:45:02Hi!
00:45:03Hi!
00:45:04Hi!
00:45:05Hi!
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:07Are you like...
00:45:08Do you think I'm your mom?
00:45:09Come here.
00:45:10No.
00:45:11No one comes in here.
00:45:13No one comes in here. Don't make a fuss while I'm gone. I'll bring you back some food.
00:45:20Whatcha doing back there, bud?
00:45:22N-n-nothing! Science project. Don't look at it. It'll burn your eyes out.
00:45:26Okay, wear sunscreen!
00:45:28Can I wear sunscreen?
00:45:30It never hurts!
00:45:43Hmm. Unexpected, but promising.
00:45:51Nine minutes, fifteen seconds.
00:45:54Hi.
00:45:56The R&D Tower is perfectly centered within the campus. Why do you think that is?
00:46:02Because it's in the middle?
00:46:08Because it is the brain of the entire Dolphin Grove's nervous system.
00:46:13It is tactical. No other spot on the compound is more than a seven-minute walk away.
00:46:18So, I have to wonder, where were you?
00:46:22What task had you so far flung that it took you nine minutes, fifteen seconds to get here, dear?
00:46:30Okay, point taken. I'll stay late and make up the minutes.
00:46:33I don't want your minutes. I want my minutes.
00:46:38I'm giving myself a headache. T-Bone, pull the footage.
00:46:43This delivery boy, he was here twice this week?
00:46:48Yes. You brought in some grubster. Bad attitude.
00:46:52And as per security protocol, did anyone get his name?
00:46:56Rosario, what can you tell me?
00:47:01You chatted with him for almost three minutes.
00:47:05Is he a peer of yours? An old friend from school? One of your radical layabout comrades?
00:47:10Is he selling you drugs?
00:47:22Not helpful, dear.
00:47:23Oh, were you talking to me? Because you kept saying, Rosario.
00:47:27Rosebud, who is he?
00:47:33I don't know.
00:47:37Track him down. Whatever it takes.
00:47:40He has something that belongs to me.
00:47:42To me.
00:47:43Thank you for your patience here on the road with Grubster Partner Support.
00:47:45This is Ned. How can I help you today?
00:47:46Hi, Ned.
00:47:47I'm trying to cash out.
00:47:48Some of my money is missing.
00:47:50Three things, I don't know.
00:47:51Two things, I don't know.
00:47:56Yes, I don't know.
00:47:57Can I help you?
00:48:06Thank you for your patience here on the road with Grubster Partner Support.
00:48:11This is Nan. How can I help you today?
00:48:13Hi, Nan. I'm trying to cash out, and some of my money is missing.
00:48:17$3,766.80.
00:48:21Okay, I can absolutely take a look at that for you.
00:48:24Let me just pull up your account information.
00:48:26Name?
00:48:27First name is Billy.
00:48:28Last name is 5000.
00:48:30Username is Billy5000.
00:48:36Okay, I see what happened here. I can adjust this right now.
00:48:41Great, thank you.
00:48:42Oh, don't say thank you just yet. You might not like this.
00:48:46So you never really had those $3,000?
00:48:51It was a technical error with the app. I'm so sorry about that, sweetie.
00:48:55Can you just confirm to me that you're seeing the correct balance?
00:49:00$394.28?
00:49:02Yeah, that's what it says, but the money was there in my account.
00:49:06If Grubster made a mistake, shouldn't they be on the hook of that?
00:49:11We're transferring you to another Grubster associate.
00:49:14Due to holiday congestion, the wait times may be longer than usual.
00:49:18I was already on hold for an hour.
00:49:20Hey, Rosebud. Thanks for meeting me.
00:49:30So I have two pancake burger combos, large orange juice and styrofoam with no ice, syrup on the side.
00:49:37Oh, you already ordered?
00:49:38Kind of.
00:49:40But it was just sitting on the counter.
00:49:42Every place does that now for deliveries.
00:49:44You can take the food, and when the real delivery person comes, they just make it again.
00:49:49No one cares.
00:49:50That's really radical.
00:49:52Exploit the oversights in a dehumanized system.
00:49:55Very cool way to reallocate material goods.
00:49:58If you don't want the pancake burger, there's probably something else.
00:50:02I'll try it.
00:50:03It's like pancakes instead of a bun.
00:50:05I think it's pancakes instead of lettuce, and maple syrup instead of cheese.
00:50:10It's pretty good.
00:50:11There's an egg.
00:50:15Not where you'd think an egg would be.
00:50:19To be honest, I was super surprised when you texted.
00:50:23I thought you were gay.
00:50:25Oh.
00:50:26Okay.
00:50:27The reason I asked you here is I need a small favor.
00:50:30You think I'm hot, though, right?
00:50:32Not that I care.
00:50:33That's kind of a separate conversation.
00:50:35Can you help me get a job?
00:50:37I can peel oranges.
00:50:39Um, I don't know.
00:50:40I can drive a golf cart.
00:50:44You know they asked me about you?
00:50:46They have all this security footage.
00:50:48They were asking me if I knew who you were.
00:50:50I didn't, Nark.
00:50:51What's the deal?
00:50:52You stole something?
00:50:53Oh.
00:50:54Valid.
00:50:55I didn't even think about that.
00:50:57That's really good.
00:50:58Yeah, you're gonna walk right in and get a job.
00:51:01Dude, you're hilarious.
00:51:02No, I like that you have this, like, nihilistic worldview, like, operating within these capitalist
00:51:13structures but rejecting them at the same time.
00:51:16That's my planet, Dolphin.
00:51:18Dismantle it from the inside.
00:51:20How are you gonna do that?
00:51:22You gotta read this.
00:51:24It lays out the whole playbook.
00:51:25Are you into freak jazz?
00:51:32Freak jazz?
00:51:34I don't know.
00:51:36If you were into freak jazz, you would know.
00:51:45Chapter one.
00:51:47An insurmountable equilibrium.
00:51:49Capitalist dichotomies exist everywhere, even and especially in nature.
00:51:52To understand differential stratification, one need look no further than the ground beneath
00:51:57one's feet.
00:51:59Consider the common garden snail.
00:52:01The self-containment of the snail, with its home built into its body, makes it an ideal
00:52:06worker in an individualistic society.
00:52:09In deep contrast, consider the ant.
00:52:11Each ant is little more than a millionth of the greater social unit, the colony.
00:52:16Resultantly, the life of each ant is worth precious little.
00:52:19Under a magnifying glass, the beauty of a snail's spiral shell is enhanced and appreciated.
00:52:26Under the very same magnifying glass, an ant is fried.
00:52:30It probably goes without saying that in this metaphor, the magnifying glass is market forces.
00:52:35The ant colony is the supply chain, and the snails are economic theorists.
00:52:40Are you doing okay?
00:52:52You're hungry?
00:52:53You didn't eat your sandwich.
00:52:58Okay, that's fine.
00:52:59Um, what about these chicken fingers?
00:53:01Hmm, fries?
00:53:02Oh, no, no, no, that's the box.
00:53:07Oh, you're really going for it.
00:53:15Bro, why did you do that?
00:53:22No, it's okay.
00:53:23It's okay.
00:53:24Okay, Freckles, rap at us.
00:53:30The theme is...
00:53:32Breakfast at night.
00:53:34Ha-ha!
00:53:36Ha!
00:53:37Okay!
00:53:39Ha-ha!
00:53:40No.
00:53:41Beat Bucks.
00:53:43There's something I gotta tell you.
00:53:45All you guys.
00:53:47I'm out of the rap game.
00:53:49What?
00:53:49I'm transferring over to sensitive ballads.
00:53:52Huh?
00:53:52You're such a good rapper.
00:53:54Yeah.
00:53:56That's kind of the problem.
00:53:57I feel like I've done all there is to do in the world of hip-hop.
00:54:01Um, do you still want me to beatbox?
00:54:05It's not very sensitive.
00:54:07Do you want to shake this can of beans?
00:54:18Eggs again.
00:54:19I think I'll have eggs again.
00:54:26There's so many different ways to have eggs.
00:54:31You could have a different way every day.
00:54:37Fried or scrambled.
00:54:41Whatever your angle.
00:54:43All from the same egg.
00:54:58Incredible.
00:55:00Edible.
00:55:02Egg.
00:55:05Crack it.
00:55:05It runs down your leg.
00:55:07What's your deal?
00:55:12Why are you doing that?
00:55:15What are you doing?
00:55:20What do you want?
00:55:22We all start as eggs!
00:55:26Feed me.
00:55:28Feed me.
00:55:30Feed me.
00:55:31Feed me.
00:55:32Feed me.
00:55:33An egg!
00:55:37Feed me.
00:55:39Okay, beatbox.
00:55:40We're done.
00:55:42Brrra!
00:55:44Oh!
00:55:45I was like that when I arrived in ruins.
00:55:52Of course.
00:55:54My father's beautiful course hasn't even been six months since we renovated.
00:56:01Shelly, who did this to you?
00:56:04Local teens?
00:56:06Look, sir, I have a little hairs. Look at the shape they have. And look at the bites.
00:56:12This was not done by adolescents.
00:56:14This here is an opossum.
00:56:21I'm so sorry, Shelly.
00:56:23After all these trillions of years, the cycle of nature continues.
00:56:29Holy traveler. Your journey has been made. You will never play the riches of the gavelets' cave.
00:56:44Go between his legs.
00:56:46I was gonna...
00:56:48The amulet! Press B! Get the amulet!
00:56:51I can't focus when you're yelling at me.
00:56:54Do you guys see my lemon anywhere?
00:56:56No.
00:56:57What lemon?
00:56:58The snag from Dr. Dolphin's the experimental spotty lemon?
00:57:03Oh yeah. No.
00:57:08You probably ate it and forgot about it.
00:57:10Or Gail threw it away because it was moldy.
00:57:12She never throws anything away.
00:57:14Where's Peanut?
00:57:16Let's just say, he's taking a bathroom break.
00:57:21Hello? Does anyone know how long I've been in here?
00:57:26I gotcha. I gotcha.
00:57:28Blah!
00:57:29It kinda stinks in there, but I was pretty much used to it.
00:57:34This is gross.
00:57:35Peanut, you can't let those guys push you around like that.
00:57:38Dude, you ruined it!
00:57:40He needs to marinate for another 45 minutes.
00:57:42Am I still initiated?
00:57:44You're barely medium rare.
00:57:46You guys are pricks.
00:57:47Like, seriously, grow up.
00:57:49Whoa.
00:57:50Where is this coming from?
00:57:51Toilet time is a rite of passage.
00:57:53Don't you remember when we did toilet time?
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:56You almost died.
00:57:58It's true.
00:57:59Toilet time changed you.
00:58:02This is why I don't hang out with you guys anymore.
00:58:04Is this really how you want to spend your whole life bumming around forever?
00:58:07There's cash money to be made out there.
00:58:09Okay.
00:58:10Thank you so much for the lecture.
00:58:11I had no idea we had a sucky life.
00:58:13I never would have figured that out.
00:58:15Good thing we've got the world's smartest pizza boy here.
00:58:18I'm not a pizza boy.
00:58:20Are you a boy?
00:58:21Do you deliver pizzas?
00:58:23Find my lemon.
00:58:30Wicca wicca errrrr.
00:58:32Are you mad at me?
00:58:34Moola!
00:58:35Moola!
00:58:36Moola!
00:58:37They just drew the Mega Ball.
00:58:39Winning numbers 5, 17, 29, 53, and 67.
00:58:44Notice something strange?
00:58:45All prime numbers.
00:58:47It's just like I've been saying.
00:58:48The secret to getting rich is numbers.
00:58:50More numbers, more money.
00:58:52I'm always saying this.
00:58:53You can't win if you don't buy a ticket.
00:58:59Another loser?
00:59:00Yep.
00:59:01Price bought us $100 million.
00:59:02Imagine.
00:59:05It's probably for the best.
00:59:07After taxes, you'd only end up with $50 million.
00:59:09And a lot of lottery winners end up suicidal.
00:59:12Or even bankrupt.
00:59:13So why'd you buy the ticket?
00:59:15Um...
00:59:16The fantasy, I guess.
00:59:18I like thinking about what I do with the money.
00:59:20I wouldn't let anyone know right away, of course.
00:59:23But one day, it showed up to work.
00:59:26And there'd be nothing here.
00:59:28Empty field.
00:59:29Because I bought the whole company.
00:59:31And in the middle of the night, I had everything bulldozed.
00:59:34I'd bulldozed.
00:59:35I'd bulldozed the R&D building.
00:59:37The bottling plant.
00:59:38Even this greenhouse.
00:59:40But I'd leave all of the trees.
00:59:42And there would be a little sign that said,
00:59:44Free oranges.
00:59:46Take as many as you want.
00:59:49Wait, I love that.
00:59:52From the time I got the ticket, up until now,
00:59:55I was just renting that fantasy.
00:59:57That's really what you pay for.
00:59:59Is this HR?
01:00:00The gate was open.
01:00:01No tourists today.
01:00:03I'm here about a groundskeeping job.
01:00:05Ahem.
01:00:06We're ready, doctor.
01:00:17Oh.
01:00:18Huh.
01:00:19Billy 5000.
01:00:20Do you know why you're here?
01:00:21Oh.
01:00:22Huh.
01:00:23Billy 5000.
01:00:24Do you know why you're here?
01:00:26Oh.
01:00:27Billy 5000.
01:00:28Do you know why you're here?
01:00:30Oh.
01:00:31Oh.
01:00:32Billy 5000.
01:00:33Do you know why you're here?
01:00:35Uh.
01:00:36Yes.
01:00:37I'm self-motivated.
01:00:38I thrive in challenging environments.
01:00:42Hmm.
01:00:43What else?
01:00:44Right, of course.
01:00:45I'm a straight shooter and a quick learner.
01:00:48I love watering cans.
01:00:51And the hoses.
01:00:52And what about this?
01:00:54No one can prove anything.
01:00:56I know my rights.
01:00:58That could be anyone.
01:00:59A lot of people look like that.
01:01:01Okay, so what happened was the lemon fell into my back.
01:01:06Enough with the lemon.
01:01:07I don't care.
01:01:09Oh.
01:01:10Wait.
01:01:11What do you want?
01:01:12What do I want?
01:01:14I want to tell you a story.
01:01:16Decades ago, my mother was alone in the swamp.
01:01:20Alone and afraid.
01:01:22That's when she found them.
01:01:23Or rather, they found her.
01:01:24My mother called them angels.
01:01:25But they didn't come from heaven.
01:01:26They came from the ground.
01:01:27They gave her a very special gift.
01:01:28A perfect orange.
01:01:29The one she used to found this company.
01:01:31The creatures left.
01:01:32But they promised to return.
01:01:33I know the angels are back.
01:01:34I also know you have one of them.
01:01:35It belongs to me.
01:01:36To you.
01:01:37This specimen might be an endearing pet.
01:01:38But it has great industrial potential.
01:01:39The one she used to found this company.
01:01:40And they came from heaven.
01:01:41They came from heaven.
01:01:42They came from heaven.
01:01:43They came from the ground.
01:01:44They gave her a very special gift.
01:01:45A perfect orange.
01:01:46The one she used to found this company.
01:01:47The creatures left.
01:01:48But they promised to return.
01:01:49I know the angels are back.
01:01:50I also know you have one of them.
01:01:51It belongs to me.
01:01:53To you.
01:01:54This specimen might be an endearing pet.
01:01:56But it has great industrial potential.
01:01:57These creatures emit a special radiation.
01:01:58One that makes fruits grow bigger.
01:01:59Rounder.
01:02:00All due respect, Doctor.
01:02:01Don't bother explaining.
01:02:02He doesn't even know the four S's.
01:02:03Size, shape, saturation, skin.
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:05They teach that in kindergarten.
01:02:06You're a very smart kid.
01:02:07And you lie.
01:02:08You have a promising future.
01:02:09This can go two ways.
01:02:10I can press charges for my stolen lemon.
01:02:11You'll be tried as an adult due to the severity of the crime.
01:02:12Or you can bring me the specimen in exchange of the
01:02:37I'll name a flavor of juice after you.
01:02:40I think we both know this is bigger than juice.
01:02:43Oh, young people.
01:02:46Nothing's ever easy.
01:02:48A cash payment for your little pet.
01:02:51Five thousand dollars.
01:02:52My best and final offer.
01:02:55Hmm.
01:02:56Hmm.
01:02:57It's interesting.
01:02:58I'll think it over.
01:03:00Bring the creature in as soon as possible.
01:03:05Don't talk to any other juicers.
01:03:12So she doesn't care about the lemon at all, and now she's offering you a fat payout?
01:03:19Pretty lucky.
01:03:20Sort of.
01:03:21If you think about it, it's a classic ULC.
01:03:24What's that?
01:03:25Oh.
01:03:26You know.
01:03:27An undistributed leverage curve.
01:03:29Like, as a human being, I'm worthless to Dr. Dolphin.
01:03:32Kind of a nuisance.
01:03:33As a worker, I have marginal utility, but I'm more or less replaceable.
01:03:37As the holder of a productive asset, I have some negotiating power for once.
01:03:42I learned about it from the book that you gave me.
01:03:47To be straight up with you, I did not finish that book.
01:03:53But I got the gist.
01:03:56You learn about the curve on page four.
01:03:59It goes without saying, but you obviously can't take the money.
01:04:03The cost to your integrity is too high.
01:04:05Cost to my integrity?
01:04:07You've got a huge family fortune, no matter what you do.
01:04:10For me, it's a different situation.
01:04:12Uh, no it's not.
01:04:13Okay.
01:04:14Hypothetical.
01:04:15A stranger wants to pay you to chew up a hot dog while they watch.
01:04:18How much would that cost?
01:04:20I wouldn't do that.
01:04:22I'm a vegetarian.
01:04:24I got an idea.
01:04:26Let's read your palm.
01:04:29Hmmmm.
01:04:30Yeah.
01:04:31See this?
01:04:33It's your money line.
01:04:35It says you're gonna be rich.
01:04:37Your lifeline is fractured.
01:04:41A big change is coming up.
01:04:43And then, here's your love line.
01:04:50It's wiggly.
01:04:52You have romance in your immediate future.
01:04:56How did you get all of that from looking at my hand?
01:05:00I made it up.
01:05:04Stupid ass.
01:05:06Billy.
01:05:07There's something I want you to do for me.
01:05:11Yeah?
01:05:12Will you introduce me to your friend with the freckles?
01:05:23I think I'm in love with him.
01:05:25Grubster delivery.
01:05:34Taste of Italy for...
01:05:35I got a spaghetti here.
01:05:40Are you the spaghetti critic?
01:05:42It's not gonna fit.
01:05:46It's not gonna fit.
01:06:01Alright, you're all set.
01:06:03A cash tip is appreciated.
01:06:07Have a grubby day.
01:06:12A드� bath bath with eatiert to woohoo.
01:06:16A mommy Boo Praェified healthier.
01:06:21If he sends it to her, he'll get more!
01:06:22Ideally, she's even lógs up so far.
01:06:24It's not gonna grunds
01:06:31though something she'll be doing.
01:06:32Well, that was lame.
01:06:36You went to get more creepy!
01:09:27How's the science project, loser?
01:09:34I'm wrapping it up.
01:09:39Gail, I think I'm about to get my hands on some money.
01:09:42I'm going to pay you back for everything.
01:09:44I know. That big brain is our meal ticket.
01:09:47That's why I kept you around.
01:09:49What if I didn't have a big brain?
01:09:52You'd have to bring something else to the table.
01:09:54Probably compassion or positive energy.
01:09:57You wouldn't be allowed to be so off-putting.
01:09:59You're turning out okay. I'm proud of you.
01:10:07Oh. Huh. It's Mom.
01:10:10Oh, wow. She reached out. That's a good sign.
01:10:15She ordered a pizza.
01:10:21A pizza. Oh, boy.
01:10:29Who is that?
01:10:41It's Billy.
01:10:43Huh?
01:10:45It's Billy. I'm working here for Grubster.
01:10:48I have your delivery.
01:10:49What?
01:10:50Pizza.
01:10:51Pizza.
01:10:51Pizza.
01:10:59Thank you, sweetie pie.
01:11:06Who was it?
01:11:07Pizza boy.
01:11:29Pizza.
01:11:36Pizza.
01:11:38Pizza.
01:11:38Pizza.
01:11:39Pizza.
01:11:39Pizza.
01:11:39$5,000, $5,000, $5,000.
01:12:09Hey donut, I changed my mind.
01:12:33I don't even know know if you're aware of what's going on.
01:12:36But I'm not going to sell you to Dr. Doll.
01:12:38I really need the money, but I think we can figure out another way to get it.
01:12:43I'm going to take you back to the garage, but then...
01:12:46Well, I don't really know.
01:12:48We'll see what happens.
01:12:49It'll just be...
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01:13:45Do you guys know each other?
01:14:08Aaaaaah!
01:14:16Oof!
01:14:38Oh, my God.
01:15:08Oh, my God.
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01:16:08here Billy I saw everything my sweet baby would not have survived without you
01:16:21oh sure yeah don't that's cool glad I could help I have to say I'm impressed
01:16:28you'd make a great dad you want to I don't know give this a shot
01:16:38you and me I know I know is it traditional no is it what you thought you were looking for
01:16:47probably not could we make it work hey who knows it would be an adjustment for sure we live in a
01:16:55cave 10,000 feet below the surface of the earth it's not fancy but for a single mom I do all right
01:17:00this is my least favorite part of vacation having to wrangle all the kids
01:17:07is that everyone
01:17:25message from Billy five zero zero zero not going to sell you the creature
01:17:39Sri still interested in gardening job if it's available fix
01:17:44knock knock is this a good time to go over some creative not especially I was thinking we could
01:17:59mix pomegranate and pomelo call it pom-pom pom-pom your make or break idea is pom-pom but we can talk
01:18:10about it later
01:18:12it's not your fault dear it's not it's not it's not my once-in-a-lifetime chance to get my hands on one
01:18:25of the angels and it just slips through my fingers of course it does what's the point I turned my
01:18:31mother's company from a hippy-dippy roadside shack into a top three juicer I patented a dozen new breeds
01:18:39but then for what for what I give my life to this company and still we're down four percent year over year I can't catch a letter licking brain to save my life
01:18:51assistance requested on sub basement level yeah you shouldn't see me like this dear why don't you excuse yourself
01:19:08say you
01:19:10yes
01:19:12hmm
01:19:14hmm
01:19:16hmm
01:19:18hmm
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01:19:24hmm
01:19:26hmm
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01:19:32hmm
01:19:34hmm
01:19:36Hello, Mother.
01:19:46I know. It doesn't look great.
01:19:51It's a temporary setback. It's manageable.
01:19:57Mother.
01:20:00Yes, yes. The hippy-dippy roadside shack was a poor choice of words.
01:20:05You know I didn't mean it. This company is my life, and I...
01:20:09Retire! Mother! Respectfully, Rosario is not ready for a leadership role, and you haven't even heard my new ideas for...
01:20:25How can you say that? What about the Cran Grapefruit Cocktail?
01:20:30Well, the vitamin C morning mood booster...
01:20:34The juice business ebbs and flows. You taught me that, Mother. We can ride this out.
01:20:39If that's what's best for the company...
01:20:51Huh. I wonder what they talk about in there.
01:21:07I don't know what they talk about in there.
01:21:17A new life awaits, handsome!
01:21:20I know. It's a big choice. Experience the natural beauty of a new world. Build a relationship. Watch these kids grow up.
01:21:32Or stay here, in Florida, until you die.
01:21:35I have to decide right now.
01:21:39Um...
01:21:41It's a lot to take in.
01:21:45Sweetie pie, not doing anything is still a decision.
01:21:51Sweetie pie, yes!
01:22:14Happy New Year!
01:22:32Happy New Year!
01:22:44Happy New Year!
01:22:47Happy New Year!
01:22:50Happy New Year!
01:23:05Happy New Year!
01:23:10Moolah! Moolah! Moolah!
01:23:14We're a week into the year.
01:23:16Are you keeping your resolutions?
01:23:18It's honestly so easy once you tune yourself in to the wavelength of wealth.
01:23:22And our sponsor Grubster makes it even easier.
01:23:25You order the food, someone else does the rest.
01:23:28You don't even have to say thank you.
01:23:30Saves time, time is money, and money is...
01:23:33Moolah!
01:23:36Get out there and have a grubby day.
01:23:40There he is!
01:23:46Hey, Peanut. How was school?
01:23:49Same old. Is Billy here?
01:23:51I took his lemon to show and tell, but now he can have it back.
01:23:55Nobody's seen him since New Year's.
01:23:57Must be he finally got all his money together and left town.
01:24:00He wouldn't bail on us like that.
01:24:01Good for him if he did.
01:24:03He'll probably send us a postcard once he gets settled.
01:24:07People don't send postcards anymore, clown penis.
01:24:10Then why are their mailboxes clown penis?
01:24:13For coupons.
01:24:15Well, I'd love to talk about coupons all day, but I've got some business to attend to.
01:24:21You guys wouldn't understand.
01:24:23You guys wouldn't understand.
01:24:24You guys wouldn't understand.
01:24:26You guys wouldn't understand.
01:24:28You guys wouldn't understand.
01:24:30Hmm.
01:24:32Hmm.
01:24:34Hmm.
01:24:35Hmm.
01:24:37Hmm.
01:24:38Hmm.
01:24:39Hmm.
01:24:40Hmm.
01:24:41Tastes like heaven
01:24:54Tastes like honey
01:25:00Tastes like pine, pine, pine
01:25:09Tastes like honey
01:25:39Tastes like honey
01:26:09Tastes like honey
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