Skip to playerSkip to main content
Free Documentary
  • 2 days ago

Category

📺
TV
Transcript
00:00:30It's amazing how filthy your room is when you are such an impressive vacuum.
00:00:42Good one.
00:00:43I ran into Jackie yesterday.
00:00:48Your friend Johnny, he sold her seaside apartment in under a week.
00:00:52He's not my friend.
00:00:53You know, he moved out of his parents' house when he graduated.
00:00:57Maybe he could be your mentor?
00:00:58I'm older than him.
00:00:59Exactly.
00:01:00You know what would make your flyer pop?
00:01:05I don't need a catchphrase.
00:01:06It's working for Johnny.
00:01:08Available eight days a week, starting today.
00:01:10You know, that actually defies 8,000 years of human history, but thank you.
00:01:14I hear he has a lovely girlfriend, too.
00:01:18An Italian.
00:01:19You need something to separate yourself from all the other schmoes out there.
00:01:23Something so people know they can trust you.
00:01:26Let's hear it.
00:01:28I'll treat your place like it's my own.
00:01:34Just don't show them your bedroom.
00:01:36Ma, I love you, but I do not need a catchphrase.
00:01:41Okay?
00:01:42I'm an adult.
00:01:44Can I borrow the car?
00:01:49This is at Ditmar's Boulevard bound, Annet Train.
00:01:56The next stop is Astoria Boulevard.
00:02:00What the fuck?
00:02:21Hello?
00:02:22Hello?
00:02:23Hello?
00:02:24Hello?
00:02:25Unbelievable.
00:02:26Hey, this is Ian Jensen.
00:02:49We have an open house today.
00:02:51It's in 10 minutes.
00:02:55Call me.
00:02:56Oh, fuck.
00:03:24Oh, come on.
00:03:25Oh, God.
00:03:26Hi!
00:03:27Here, Ian Jensen.
00:03:29Hey, let me show you around.
00:03:31This is the living room.
00:03:32As you can see, there's ample room for a couch and, uh, is there a room?
00:03:39You know what?
00:03:40I really want to show you the bedroom.
00:03:41Come on.
00:03:42Sorry about the mess.
00:03:43Uh, I was just finishing tidying up.
00:03:44Uh, as you can see, the bedroom is spacious.
00:03:46Uh, it has a lot of room for-
00:03:47Whoa!
00:03:48Uh, dude, what the fuck, dude?
00:03:49Don't what the fuck me, man.
00:03:50Where have you been?
00:03:51I've been right here, man.
00:03:52I've been right here, man.
00:03:53Yeah, I can see that.
00:03:54But we have the open house.
00:03:55Hey, thanks for the tour, but this is not the apartment I'm looking for.
00:03:56Dude, my battery must have died.
00:03:57I'm sorry, man.
00:03:58I'm sorry, man.
00:03:59I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm sorry.
00:04:02I'm sorry.
00:04:03We're going to show you the bedroom.
00:04:04I'm sorry.
00:04:05We're going to show you the bedroom.
00:04:06Come on.
00:04:07Sorry about the mess.
00:04:08Uh, I was just finishing tidying up.
00:04:09Uh, as you can see, the bedroom is spacious.
00:04:10It, uh, it has a lot of, uh, room for-
00:04:11Whoa!
00:04:12Uh, dude, what the fuck, dude?
00:04:13Don't what the fuck me, man.
00:04:14Where have you been?
00:04:15I've been right here, man.
00:04:16Yeah, I can see that.
00:04:17But we have the open house.
00:04:18Hey.
00:04:19Thanks for the tour, but this is not the apartment I'm looking for.
00:04:22Dude, my battery must have died.
00:04:24I'm sorry, man.
00:04:33But we're in luck.
00:04:34Yeah?
00:04:35Why is that?
00:04:36My roommate must have cleaned the apartment.
00:04:52Hi.
00:04:53Welcome.
00:04:54Please take a look around.
00:04:55Um, there's a sign in sheet right there.
00:04:56If you have any questions, I'd be more than happy to answer them.
00:04:57Yeah, the place is newly refurnished.
00:04:58Right by the NQR.
00:04:59Great schools.
00:05:00Any questions?
00:05:01Uh, no, no, no.
00:05:02I live in building.
00:05:03Come to see layout.
00:05:04My apartment bigger.
00:05:05Oh.
00:05:06Oh.
00:05:07Oh.
00:05:08Oh.
00:05:09Oh.
00:05:10Oh.
00:05:11Oh.
00:05:12Oh.
00:05:13Oh.
00:05:14Oh.
00:05:15Oh.
00:05:16Oh.
00:05:17Oh.
00:05:18Oh.
00:05:19Oh.
00:05:20Oh.
00:05:21Oh.
00:05:22Oh.
00:05:23Okay.
00:05:24Well, hey, if you know anybody that might be interested, please take a flyer.
00:05:26Too small.
00:05:27Okay.
00:05:28Oh.
00:05:29Thank you for coming.
00:05:34Yeah, all right.
00:05:35Hey, welcome.
00:05:36If you have any qu...
00:05:37Johnny?
00:05:38Well, if it isn't Ian J.
00:05:40What are you doing here?
00:05:41This is an open house, correct?
00:05:43I have a client.
00:05:45Hey, go look around while I catch up with my old friend here.
00:05:48What?
00:05:49So you're gonna try to steal this listing from me too?
00:05:52Buddy, let it go.
00:05:54They reached out to me.
00:05:56Besides, I would not associate myself with this apartment.
00:05:59Oh.
00:06:00Oh.
00:06:01Seems to be good enough for your client.
00:06:02It's not.
00:06:03We're heading to that new development over on Steinway.
00:06:05He had to take a shit, so...
00:06:06Oh, come on.
00:06:07Hey, but check this out.
00:06:10Girlfriend's birthday last night?
00:06:12Shit got crazy.
00:06:14Cheese Italian?
00:06:17Still with Atlas, I see.
00:06:20Shall I send you regards?
00:06:22You can let them know that I am crushing it.
00:06:25See, a real estate entrepreneur like myself really needs to be their own boss.
00:06:30You might enjoy being a wacky for an outdated corporation.
00:06:34But that changes.
00:06:36Give me a call.
00:06:38There's room for one more in this wolf bag.
00:06:41Hey, we should get going.
00:06:44I think you're out of toilet paper.
00:06:50Oh.
00:06:51I mean, Williamsburg people are my people.
00:07:20my people like they're educated or just super smart. I'm not elitist but they
00:07:25like care about the arts and what's going on in the world which basically
00:07:27nobody else is doing. I just feel like if you don't live in Williamsburg and
00:07:32you're able to then you're just probably not really a good person. Right yeah I
00:07:36pride myself on being a good person. Are you into the arts? Like who do you
00:07:40support? Yeah I mean I saw the most recent Transformers movie knowing it
00:07:46wouldn't be very good. Like I just went to this art exhibit it was brilliant just
00:07:50brilliant. It was in Chelsea so worth it. Tickets were like $200 or something like
00:07:55that. Yeah. I got comped but like almost everyone else paid. Huh. And guess what
00:08:00was inside? Art. Dirt. Three massive piles of dirt but not just any dirt. Like one
00:08:06was collected from Syria another from Afghanistan and the third from an
00:08:09African country where there's a war going on. Wow. What what country was it? I
00:08:14don't remember it was an open bar. But like what a message right? Yeah. Like
00:08:18things are really bad there and I'm just glad I could do my part to be a part of
00:08:23the solution. Nice. So what was it like a fundraiser? I mean what do they do with
00:08:28the money? They opened a studio in Bushwick. I mean just think of all they can do to
00:08:32get the message out now that they have their own space. Yeah totally. Your profile
00:08:36didn't mention where you live. Oh. You know I live pretty nearby. It's okay you can finish your
00:08:44bite. I'm going to head to the ladies room. Okay.
00:08:52Woohoo. Things are going well. You're gonna lie about where you live or ask mommy if you can have a sleepover?
00:08:59I do not want to talk to you right now. Now Ian I did not raise you to be a liar.
00:09:05She's gonna like you for who you are. So why don't you invite her over for
00:09:09lasagna Thursday. All I'm saying is I absolutely need my own place because things at night get
00:09:14freaky. Hey keep it to yourself Johnny. Anal. I told you I don't want to hear it. What? I didn't say
00:09:21anything. Yeah you did. You said anal. I won't deny things get hot on occasion. Look all I'm
00:09:28saying is you may want to keep the living situation close to the peruvial chest.
00:09:32Whatever. I prefer the honest route. That's my boy. Yeah that route pulling in the tail. Your calendar filled up. Who was the last lucky lady anyway?
00:09:43Amy. I've always liked Amy. You've stayed in touch with Amy since graduation? No. I haven't. My work here is done.
00:09:53Okay. What do I have to do? Open your binder to that place on Warhammer. There. The owners don't get back until Monday. It is right down the street. Listen brother. It is not your fault that you were born to some family in New Jersey destined to be sounds intercourse for the next five years. I'm not going to be living there for five years. I was being optimistic buddy. Luckily for you that terrace will do all of the heavy lifting.
00:10:22Oh Ian what a gorgeous terrace. This view is amazing. And it's so private. Nobody can see what you're doing. I want to suck your-
00:10:36What's that? Nothing. Nothing. Oh this? This is just papers from work. I got some open houses lined up next week. So when am I going to see you on Million Dollar Listing?
00:10:45Well my agent is in talks with the producers right now. I love that show. There was an apartment in Tribeca where I considered like throwing myself at the buyer just to get up there. Just kidding. He was married. But he had a terrace the size of my bedroom.
00:11:00Oh well actually uh I live on Lorimer which is right here and uh I got a terrace. Yeah. You know I'm glad I didn't include it on my dating profile or else I wouldn't know if this date was for me or my apartment.
00:11:16You live on Lorimer. Very cool. Oh thank you. Do you ever go out on your terrace and look at the other eight million people in the world and just think how nice it would be with less people?
00:11:28Every day? Ha ha. Yeah. I just imagine if this city only had like one million people. I mean the subways would actually be on time for once.
00:11:38And it would trip my morning line for coffee.
00:11:40Mm-hmm. Yeah. All lines. You know what? No lines would exist. It would be fantastic. It would be like an urban utopia.
00:11:45Every time I see a light go on in the distance I say to myself that's the asshole that's gonna get to SoulCycle before me and take the last bike in the front row and ruin my day.
00:11:53Yeah. Mm-hmm.
00:11:55So what do you say we wrap this up and get a drink in my place? We can hang out on my terrace and curse these people that are clogging up the city.
00:12:08Yeah.
00:12:10Okay. You can open your eyes.
00:12:14Oh wow. This place could be a million dollar listing.
00:12:17Thank you. I got lucky finding it.
00:12:21You want to go see the terrace?
00:12:24Yes, I do.
00:12:25Alright.
00:12:33Oh my god. What a gorgeous terrace. This view is amazing.
00:12:37Thank you very much.
00:12:38And it's so private.
00:12:40Mm-hmm.
00:12:41No one can really see what you're doing.
00:12:43I wanna... I wanna take a picture.
00:12:47Oh, oh, the view. Yeah, sure. I don't mind. Yeah, do it. Um, I'm gonna go pop this baby open.
00:12:54Okay.
00:12:55And I'll get us some glasses.
00:12:56Great.
00:12:57Yeah.
00:13:14Hey, what's funny?
00:13:15Oh, just my friend being an idiot and offered to sign a rescue party.
00:13:19Huh? Well, I hope you told the party to stand down.
00:13:22They're waiting for their instruction.
00:13:24Yeah.
00:13:25Why don't you tell them to come by and I think I can win them over.
00:13:30And give up some of our champagne? I'd rather make the wrong decision.
00:13:33Oh, home sweet home.
00:13:57Oh, look. Your mom sent me another card. Some holiday I don't know about.
00:14:02It's a thank you card. For my thank you card. Does it ever end?
00:14:18Did you have someone over here?
00:14:21No.
00:14:22You mean you drank this bottle all by yourself?
00:14:25No.
00:14:26Who is he?
00:14:27No, I mean I've never seen that bottle before.
00:14:29Oh, the champagne fairy strikes again.
00:14:32You mean you're not prepared to tell me about your other boyfriend?
00:14:37Who is in our bed?
00:14:40And he's bi.
00:14:42Hi, sorry. He didn't tell me he had a roommate.
00:14:45Ian, wake up.
00:14:46Ian?
00:14:47Who's Ian?
00:14:48It's our realtor. Oh my god.
00:14:49What's our realtor doing in our bed?
00:14:51That's not your bed, Ian. That's our bed.
00:14:53I'm really sorry. Listen, I just didn't think you were going to be back for a week.
00:14:58You don't live here?
00:14:59Um, not exactly.
00:15:00Where do you live?
00:15:01Listen, let me just talk to them real quick.
00:15:03Hey, hey, hey, listen, I'm sorry. I invited her over just to show her the terrace and we had a drink and one thing led to another.
00:15:09Is it Bushwick? Do you live in Bushwick? I mean, maybe that could work.
00:15:12I think I want my keys back.
00:15:13And our bed.
00:15:14I'm sorry. Look, I really messed up. I did. Just, please, don't take the listing from me.
00:15:18Is it Queens?
00:15:19I really need it. Please.
00:15:20Do you live in Queens? I heard things are kind of cool there now.
00:15:21You heard right, darling.
00:15:22No. No, no, no. This is not consensual. You can't just bring girls back to my apartment.
00:15:27No, I know. Just give me a week, alright?
00:15:29Where do you live?
00:15:30I live in New Jersey!
00:15:33With my parents.
00:15:34Oh, hell no.
00:15:35I know. I know. I mean, it's big. It looks like I have my own apartment.
00:15:39The size of your apartment should be the least of your worries.
00:15:42I faked my orgasm.
00:15:46Both of them?
00:15:47Yes.
00:15:54Oh. There, there. Drink this. This will make you feel better.
00:15:59Sometimes I wish I could fake an orgasm.
00:16:02As if.
00:16:04So Brandon and I were talking, and we agreed that you can keep the listing.
00:16:09You mean it?
00:16:10Hey, everybody makes mistakes, right?
00:16:12Oh, God.
00:16:13Like dating women, for one.
00:16:14Oh!
00:16:15Thank you so, so much. Listen, I promise I will treat this place like it's my own.
00:16:20Uh, no. Actually, don't do that.
00:16:23Okay.
00:16:24Oh, no, no. That's not what I meant. That's my slogan.
00:16:26Oh, well, you need to get a new one.
00:16:28Seriously.
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:30I promise to not have sex in your bed.
00:16:33That works.
00:16:35Ah.
00:16:55Good morning.
00:16:56How did Poochie sleep?
00:17:02Sorry about last night.
00:17:08You passed out in under five seconds.
00:17:12But I have plenty of energy now.
00:17:16Oh, the romance!
00:17:26Not again!
00:17:28That Scottish idolizing bastard!
00:17:31Want some music?
00:17:33It won't work.
00:17:34Bagpipes operate on an unstoppable frequency.
00:17:47How's the day looking?
00:17:49Oh, I shouldn't be too late.
00:17:51I want to remake my new creation a bit.
00:17:54Yeah, some kind of eclair, right?
00:17:58It's as if a croissant and an eclair had a baby, but with lighter cream.
00:18:04Well, if it's half as popular as the cronut, we can buy this place and I can be your assistant.
00:18:10We've tried that. You don't follow directions.
00:18:13That measuring cup was in Spanish.
00:18:17But I can design a website to handle all your international orders.
00:18:22What? So no line of people forming at 6am?
00:18:26People will love you for it. You can declare it the anti-cronut.
00:18:31I was thinking crew Claire.
00:18:34Fluffy eclair.
00:18:36Not quite. It's missing something.
00:18:39Fluffy nuggets.
00:18:42I don't think we need the word fluffy in the title.
00:18:46Fluffy will sell. Trust me.
00:18:49Hi Sean. Hi Samantha. Do you have a minute?
00:18:52Ah, you stay. I'm a bit late.
00:18:54I'm gonna see you tonight though. Maybe I'll have a fluffy sweet robe waiting for you.
00:19:00Hey man. What's up?
00:19:04The new cameras are installed. That one's high definition. Keeps an eye on the mailboxes.
00:19:10Cool. I'll be sure to get my best behavior in a walkthrough.
00:19:14The reason why I mentioned that was because we as a board have decided that an assessment was necessary to pay for these enhancements.
00:19:22I saw the Facebook update on it. Totally on board with the board.
00:19:26Your last payment was the old amount.
00:19:30Oh, I got you. I'll update the amount tonight for sure.
00:19:34You have a package.
00:19:36Oh, nice. I'll grab it on my way back. Enjoy the day man.
00:19:52You're welcome.
00:19:56This is a good time.
00:19:58I'll see you all.
00:20:00I'll see you on the next day.
00:20:02I'm gonna have a package.
00:20:04I'll see you on my own.
00:20:06And I'll see you later.
00:20:11I'll see you on my page.
00:20:12I'll see you behind theIGNE come true.
00:20:14I'll see you on my page.
00:20:18I'm going to stitch it on my page.
00:20:20Thanks for coming up, uh, you didn't grab my package.
00:20:46No.
00:20:47All I saw down there was this.
00:20:49Can you show me how to access the security camera footage?
00:20:53Sure.
00:20:54I'm pretty sure somebody grabbed it by mistake.
00:20:58I knew I should have grabbed that package.
00:21:01You know, Michelle and 2E, uh, had a package stolen last week.
00:21:04But that was before we installed the cameras.
00:21:07Anything valuable?
00:21:09Not anything too expensive.
00:21:11Not sure what their policy is on stolen packages, though.
00:21:16What floor is this guy on?
00:21:19He doesn't look familiar.
00:21:25Ha!
00:21:26There!
00:21:27What?
00:21:28Who the?
00:21:29Is he actually opening my package in the lobby?
00:21:32Um, uh, yeah.
00:21:45It was a bit of an impulse buy.
00:21:48It's actually...
00:21:49Well...
00:21:51It's a...
00:21:52It's a sex toy.
00:21:54For men.
00:21:55For your butt?
00:21:56No, man.
00:21:57Not for my butt.
00:21:58It's a toy that, you know, you would use to jerk off.
00:22:02It has a video.
00:22:03It has a video.
00:22:04It has a video.
00:22:32So, uh, do I need to call the police and file a report?
00:22:45I don't think they deploy a task force to recover your van spunked.
00:22:51Ver spankin'.
00:22:53That guy does look familiar.
00:23:05He probably lives nearby.
00:23:07Let me see that card.
00:23:15Robin Hood 2020 coming to you again.
00:23:17We got another package here.
00:23:19You know, I, uh, rot from the rich and give to you, all my fans and followers.
00:23:23This package is courtesy of Mike Miller from 420 Bedford Avenue.
00:23:31Let's see what he got.
00:23:32Or shall I say, let's see what you get.
00:23:34Holy shit.
00:23:36This guy just steals packages and hasn't made a YouTube channel about it?
00:23:41He has over 6,342,000 subscribers.
00:23:47What?
00:23:48Are you kidding?
00:23:49I don't want six million people knowing I ordered a sex toy.
00:23:53I need to stop this guy before he makes his next video.
00:23:56Can you zoom in on his face?
00:24:03Power of high definition.
00:24:17You swing out.
00:24:18You swing out.
00:24:19You swing's the same mane.
00:24:20You swing out.
00:24:26Coffee in the dance tray.
00:24:33spaced on top and down.
00:24:38Andsniffled.
00:24:44Hey! Don't touch those!
00:25:14Hi, hon. Yeah, I'll be home in a minute.
00:25:44Hi, hon. Hi.
00:25:47These look delicious. Have we decided on fluffy nuggets yet?
00:25:51That's still undecided. You can try one. I've decided to explore the opinions of people who are not my boyfriend.
00:25:58I give unbiased opinions. Always have.
00:26:01And these? Did this guy steal something from us?
00:26:05Yeah, that guy stole my package and Todd was able to send me this photo from the camera feed in the lobby.
00:26:11Taking matters into your own hands, I see.
00:26:16Seems the police won't investigate theft below $100, so I inserted myself into the situation.
00:26:22What got you so motivated?
00:26:25That's a funny story.
00:26:28Go on.
00:26:30It's actually something called a Verspankin'. It's a sex toy.
00:26:36No, really?
00:26:41Well, thanks, but I'm pretty sure mine just needs new batteries, so...
00:26:46Yeah, uh, it's actually for guys.
00:26:53For your butt?
00:26:55No, it's not for my butt. Why does everyone think that?
00:26:57No, it's... well, it's hard to explain. There is a video, but it's not for my butt.
00:27:02Video? Wait, what do you mean everyone?
00:27:06Todd was also confused about it.
00:27:09Todd? I'm glad you're so comfortable sharing, but perhaps we keep things related to our sex life to ourselves?
00:27:17Absolutely. It's not that I was oversharing, but he was helping me access the... and... well, he pried it out of me.
00:27:24Maybe not the best choice of words.
00:27:28I have to head to the board meeting.
00:27:30I just know that if Jennifer likes these, she'll mention it to her sister, the one with the blog.
00:27:34I eat my happiness?
00:27:36No, it's called Happy Eats.
00:27:39I'm just gonna grab one more before you go.
00:27:42No. No.
00:27:43Jennifer didn't get one last time, so this time I'm bringing one for everyone.
00:27:48Then maybe if you water the plants, you won't be missing that for spent after all.
00:27:54For spankin'.
00:27:56Yeah, that.
00:27:57Bye.
00:27:58Bye.
00:28:14Coming!
00:28:17What did Poochie forget?
00:28:18Hi, Evan. Come in. Thanks for coming. We're just waiting on Samantha to get started.
00:28:44Hi, Todd.
00:28:48Well, hello there.
00:28:50Hello there to you, too.
00:28:52I hope the last night wasn't too...
00:28:54No, no. It was fun.
00:28:56Um, I'm sorry I didn't stay.
00:28:58I just really love my bed, and it's surprisingly easy to walk home.
00:29:02Yeah, that's very true.
00:29:04I am slowly getting used to having the whole bed to myself as well, so...
00:29:08Well, it's a nice adjustment. Trust me.
00:29:10Yeah.
00:29:12Hey, guys. I come bearing gifts.
00:29:16Splendid.
00:29:21These look good.
00:29:23Are these chocolate eclairs?
00:29:25Uh, no. It's a new creation.
00:29:27I'm thinking of calling them fluffy nuggets.
00:29:30Branding is very important.
00:29:33Mmm.
00:29:35Oh, yeah. These are very good.
00:29:38Anna?
00:29:39Oh, no. I can't.
00:29:40But, um, Evan can have mine.
00:29:42Oh, perfect.
00:29:44I'd be happy to share the recipe on your sister's blog if you like them.
00:29:48Oh, yeah. I'll try one in just a second.
00:29:50I just want to bring the board meeting into order.
00:29:52We have a few things to cover, including interviewing somebody for the new doorman position.
00:29:57That'll be good to have. Another package was stolen from the lobby earlier today.
00:30:01Again?
00:30:03Sean had something stolen.
00:30:05I don't know. What was it?
00:30:07It's nothing important. It's just something he ordered online.
00:30:11Did the cameras pick it up?
00:30:12Yes. Power of high definition.
00:30:15Have you posted the picture on the building's Facebook page?
00:30:17People should be on alert in case he returns.
00:30:19Sure.
00:30:20And speaking of unsavory people in our building, I would like to raise the issue of people renting out their apartments on Airbnb.
00:30:26Who's renting out their apartments?
00:30:28Naveen and 2B for one. He has somebody new in there every week. And I just can't get comfortable with strangers in the building.
00:30:37Oh, that must be our guy.
00:30:42Everyone, this is Vladimir.
00:30:44You can call me Vlad.
00:30:45Thank you for coming.
00:30:54Yes.
00:30:57I see you come with a lot of experience.
00:30:59Perhaps you can start by telling us what interested you in this position.
00:31:02Being a doorman in Manhattan is a young man's game.
00:31:09Your job post mentioned a chair.
00:31:14I will happily come to Williamsburg for the occasional sitting in the chair.
00:31:23I see you worked in the Dakota in the late 70s. I can only imagine those stories.
00:31:29Which I will take to the grave. A doorman who shares his secrets is no better than...
00:31:37I'm not sure who that could possibly be.
00:31:42I'm not sure what your plans are later, but I was thinking about going out to the...
00:31:47Hey, what is she doing here?
00:31:50Hi, everyone. Sorry I'm late.
00:31:52Can we pause for a minute? Can we talk?
00:31:59You flirting with Anna already? That didn't take long.
00:32:04What? How are you doing here?
00:32:05I'm still a member of the board.
00:32:07Yeah, you moved out.
00:32:08So what? My name is on the mortgage and I want to protect my investment.
00:32:11I told you I would buy your half.
00:32:13Okay. When we finalize the price and you pay me my half, I will gladly step down.
00:32:20Sorry I'm late, everyone. Do you have another chair?
00:32:23We didn't think you were coming. Um, or else I would have grabbed another chair from the other room.
00:32:28Just wait one second.
00:32:31Excuse me.
00:32:35Would you mind sitting on this? It shouldn't be a long meeting.
00:32:39Happy to work out my core while I'm here.
00:32:43Okay. Sorry about that. We were just interviewing Vlad about the new doorman position.
00:32:48Great.
00:32:49Oh, lol.
00:32:51So, perhaps you can tell us what you think your experience can bring Tip 190 Lorimer.
00:32:56I have not lost single package in 30 years.
00:33:01I remember names with a handshake, and I know when to look the other way.
00:33:08I feel extra responsible for residence, like parent.
00:33:12I once flushed coke down toilet faster than I can say to officer.
00:33:17What coke?
00:33:19That's sugar.
00:33:21I saved him a lot of trouble.
00:33:23There was a time I deliver baby in lobby.
00:33:27Not so common in this country, no?
00:33:31It was boy.
00:33:34Which is better than girl.
00:33:40Are you two fucking?
00:33:42What the hell, Tracy? Not appropriate at all.
00:33:46Yeah, Evan and I are not involved at all.
00:33:48I want Evan to tell me that. Go ahead.
00:33:51This is not the appropriate time to have this conversation.
00:33:55Besides, you moved out.
00:33:57I will lose my shit right now if you don't answer me.
00:34:01Just so we can move on.
00:34:03Nobody, Anna included, has slept with me.
00:34:05I just thought when I...
00:34:09Sorry about that.
00:34:12Just spent a crazy few weeks is all.
00:34:15I don't mean to be insensitive, but don't you think Evan would simply lie given the circumstances?
00:34:20He can't lie.
00:34:21Like, physically, his right eyebrow twitches any time he lies.
00:34:25I have no reason to lie!
00:34:27Now, can we please move past this ridiculous scene that you were causing?
00:34:33You are saying?
00:34:36In this job, you are constantly learning and growing.
00:34:41Are you trying to be slick?
00:34:43What is it now?
00:34:44You said nobody had slept with you.
00:34:45Yeah, so?
00:34:46Nice try.
00:34:47Answer me this, have you and Anna had sex?
00:34:49I have already said, Anna and I have not had intercourse.
00:34:55No twitch.
00:34:56Can we move on with this, please?
00:34:57See what he's doing?
00:34:58He's trying to narrow his answer.
00:35:00What is it?
00:35:01You get a blowjob?
00:35:02She looks like the blowjob type.
00:35:04You're embarrassing yourself.
00:35:05Answer me!
00:35:06No!
00:35:07Anna has not given me a blowjob.
00:35:09Seriously, this is crazy.
00:35:11Back to the interview.
00:35:13No twitch.
00:35:14As I said before, I will take all secrets with me to the grave.
00:35:20Really?
00:35:21A handjob?
00:35:22Is that it?
00:35:23That's cute.
00:35:24Tracy, you need to get a hold of yourself.
00:35:25Stop looking in my eye!
00:35:27No!
00:35:28No one has given me a handjob.
00:35:31Alright, happy?
00:35:32Now you owe Anna and everyone else in this room an apology.
00:35:36I know you're hiding something.
00:35:41Stay away from Evan.
00:35:42Are you trying to kill me?
00:35:44Oh, don't exaggerate.
00:35:45No, you know I'm lactose intolerant.
00:35:47Nobody's ever died from an eclair.
00:35:49Fluffy nugget.
00:35:50What?
00:35:51Consistent branding's important.
00:35:52You know what?
00:35:53Up a job.
00:35:54What?
00:35:55Yeah, I jerked your ex-boyfriend off with my feet.
00:35:57Happy?
00:36:01See, I knew they were up to something.
00:36:05Um, I think I better go as well.
00:36:07Vlad gets my vote.
00:36:12Does this mean I have job?
00:36:27Here you go, sir.
00:36:28You have to use a machine, miss.
00:36:31I don't know.
00:36:33These.
00:36:34Yes, yes.
00:36:35Wait.
00:36:37One second.
00:36:38You have to hit credit card in a TV screen here.
00:36:41No, no.
00:36:42I don't understand.
00:36:43Sorry.
00:36:44What?
00:36:45Okay, it's right here.
00:36:46You hit credit.
00:36:47Ah, got it.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:50Can I go now?
00:36:51Okay.
00:36:52Good?
00:36:53Here you go.
00:36:54Yeah.
00:36:58What do you say?
00:36:59Do you call him?
00:37:00Yes.
00:37:01Okay.
00:37:02Yeah, we are outside.
00:37:03Okay.
00:37:04Great.
00:37:06He's coming downstairs to get us.
00:37:07It's a nice building.
00:37:08Perhaps Marco was right in choosing Williams.
00:37:09Maybe.
00:37:10Hi.
00:37:11Hi.
00:37:12Hi.
00:37:13Hi.
00:37:14Hi.
00:37:15Hi.
00:37:16Hi.
00:37:17Hi.
00:37:18Hi.
00:37:19Hi.
00:37:20Hi.
00:37:21Hi.
00:37:22Hi.
00:37:23Hi.
00:37:24Hi.
00:37:25Hi.
00:37:26Can I help you?
00:37:27Oh, no.
00:37:29We were just waiting for someone.
00:37:31Hi.
00:37:32So nice to see you again.
00:37:34Oh.
00:37:35It's been so long.
00:37:37Hey, Jennifer.
00:37:38Hi.
00:37:39You're friends from Italy?
00:37:40Oh.
00:37:41Well, I guess you guys got a lot to catch up on.
00:37:44Welcome to 190 Lorimer.
00:37:46Come on in.
00:37:48Hope your flight in was okay.
00:37:49Yeah.
00:37:54Sorry about that earlier.
00:37:55Jennifer is just against Airbnb.
00:37:56So I just have to be a little small.
00:37:57Is it a problem?
00:37:58No.
00:37:59No, no, no, no.
00:38:00But if anyone has to say we're friends.
00:38:01Sure, sure.
00:38:02So which one of you is Cara?
00:38:03That's me.
00:38:04Hello again.
00:38:05Hi.
00:38:06You don't look like Omar.
00:38:07No, Marco couldn't come.
00:38:08I'm Leah.
00:38:09Hi, Leah.
00:38:10Welcome home.
00:38:11So this obviously is the kitchen.
00:38:12Help yourself to any food that's there.
00:38:14That is my room in there.
00:38:15And that's you guys up there.
00:38:16Nice.
00:38:17This is the key to the apartment.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19And the code to the gate downstairs is pound zero three nine zero.
00:38:21Pound is?
00:38:22As in hashtag?
00:38:23Oh, yeah.
00:38:24And what do you guys have planned for the rest of the week?
00:38:25We're going to see everything.
00:38:26Yes.
00:38:27Uh huh.
00:38:28First.
00:38:29Mom.
00:38:30Mom.
00:38:31Mom.
00:38:32Mom.
00:38:33Mom.
00:38:34Mom.
00:38:35Mom.
00:38:36Mom.
00:38:37Mom.
00:38:38Mom.
00:38:39Mom.
00:38:40Mom.
00:38:41Mom.
00:38:42Mom.
00:38:43Mom.
00:38:44Mom.
00:38:45Highline.
00:38:46Highline.
00:38:47Chelsea Market.
00:38:48No Times Square?
00:38:49Oh.
00:38:50Oh, yeah.
00:38:51Of course.
00:38:52Stay away from Elmo.
00:38:53I would actually advise you to stay away from anyone in a costume.
00:38:56Okay.
00:38:57Yeah?
00:38:58Remember that.
00:38:59Enjoy your stay.
00:39:00Feel at home.
00:39:01Thank you so much.
00:39:02And I'm going to be gone.
00:39:03Maybe I'll catch you later.
00:39:04Okay.
00:39:05Okay.
00:39:07Ciao.
00:39:08Good night.
00:39:10Bye.
00:39:11Bye.
00:39:12Bye.
00:39:13Time is going to have a place.
00:39:14Come get ready?
00:39:15I'm in the camera.
00:39:17I'm in the camera.
00:39:18The photos are here.
00:39:19Oh.
00:39:20Oh.
00:39:21Oh.
00:39:22Cool.
00:39:23Oh, that's also a nice picture of the photos.
00:39:24Beautiful.
00:39:25Yeah.
00:39:26So, what about?
00:39:27Are you bored?
00:39:28Do you want to rest?
00:39:29No.
00:39:30Come on.
00:39:31Let's go explore.
00:39:32A little to the right.
00:39:33No, my right.
00:39:38Perfect.
00:39:40Okay, one down.
00:39:43How many of these do we need?
00:39:45I promise five a day.
00:39:47Is Pietro getting a little old for this?
00:39:50He's five.
00:39:52Besides, he's his favorite player, Buffon.
00:39:54Which also happens to be my dad's favorite player.
00:39:57You know, your dad is the one who really wants them.
00:40:00Obviously.
00:40:03Let's go and see the bridge.
00:40:06Oh, it looks so pretty.
00:40:08Oh, wait.
00:40:10I'm not waiting.
00:40:11Oh, come on.
00:40:12Fine.
00:40:13Go ahead.
00:40:14Eat your ice cream.
00:40:16This one, I take the best shot ever.
00:40:20Boom.
00:40:22Ah, let me see.
00:40:26Mango would have loved this.
00:40:31You know, he stops at every place we pass to get a sorbet.
00:40:36Roger Turin is impressive.
00:40:38Okay, I'm instituting a no Marco Ruo.
00:40:40Sorry.
00:40:41I just thought about it.
00:40:42The ice cream is good.
00:40:43The sorbetto?
00:40:44It's quite respectable, I should.
00:40:46Wanna try it?
00:40:47Just a spoon, no?
00:40:48It's good, right?
00:40:49Not bad.
00:40:50Yeah.
00:40:51Hey, it's Ali Fair.
00:40:52Come on.
00:40:53Now I'm gonna get a double spoon because you're bad.
00:40:55Uh, I know how to cheer you up.
00:40:56What?
00:40:57Drinking and shopping.
00:40:58In that order.
00:40:59Let's try it.
00:41:00Wine in a box.
00:41:01What?
00:41:02I don't want a drink that.
00:41:03The man promised me we're good.
00:41:05Yeah, right.
00:41:06Okay, so I'm gonna get a double spoon because you're bad.
00:41:07I'm gonna get a double spoon because you're bad.
00:41:13Uh, I know how to cheer you up.
00:41:17What?
00:41:18Drinking and shopping.
00:41:19In that order.
00:41:21Let's try it.
00:41:22Wine in a box.
00:41:23What?
00:41:24No, I don't want to drink that.
00:41:25The man promised me we're good.
00:41:26All right.
00:41:29All right, you trusted him
00:41:35You know what?
00:41:37Full glass. You are American and Dutch. That's right. Time to celebrate
00:41:46Okay, stop. Wow, that's...
00:41:54Excuse me!
00:41:59Picture time!
00:42:03Ah, best picture ever!
00:42:09You know what? Let's slam it in the shopping.
00:42:21Welcome. Let me know if I can help you with anything. We have more sizes in the back.
00:42:26Okay, thank you.
00:42:29Great choice. We also have another print from that designer in the front, if you want me to grab it.
00:42:34No, thank you.
00:42:35I think I'm going to try this one now. It's cute.
00:42:39I think I'm going to try this one now. It's cute.
00:42:46I think I'm going to try this one now. It's cute.
00:42:50I think I'm going to try this one now. It's cute.
00:42:51It's cute.
00:42:52It's cute.
00:42:53It's cute.
00:42:54It's cute.
00:42:55It's cute.
00:42:56It's cute.
00:42:57It's cute.
00:42:59It's cute.
00:43:00It's cute.
00:43:02It's cute.
00:43:07It's cute.
00:43:08Cut!
00:43:09Cut!
00:43:12I'm gonna try it.
00:43:13No, nothing yet.
00:43:15How are we?
00:43:16Perfect.
00:43:17Confident.
00:43:18Confident.
00:43:19Confident.
00:43:20Okay.
00:43:23You're not going to take it off?
00:43:25I like these more than what I was wearing.
00:43:29Ciao! I'd like to buy these dresses.
00:43:31Okay, great. I'm glad you found something you like.
00:43:33You need to take off the dress.
00:43:35Uh, maybe not.
00:43:38Oh, that's fine. I can ring you up.
00:43:40If you lean forward, I can remove the tag.
00:43:45My God.
00:43:50Oh, you'll also need to come around so I can remove the security device.
00:43:57Oh, boy.
00:44:01I so want to take my phone out.
00:44:10Okay.
00:44:14You're all set.
00:44:15Here's your receipt.
00:44:20This is nice.
00:44:22Yeah.
00:44:23It's beautiful.
00:44:26I want to take a picture of you with the dress and the...
00:44:29Okay.
00:44:30Skyline.
00:44:31Go ahead.
00:44:32Okay?
00:44:34Let's do it properly.
00:44:35Oh, come on.
00:44:36Haven't we passed our five photo quota?
00:44:38No, one more and this time you'll hold them.
00:44:41Where did your father get these, anyway?
00:44:43He didn't.
00:44:44Marco bought it.
00:44:45Marco?
00:44:46Yeah, for Pietro's birthday.
00:44:48No wonder you keep bringing him up.
00:44:50Don't be stupid.
00:44:52No, I get it now.
00:44:53This isn't about taking photos for your brother.
00:44:55This is about bringing Marco along with you.
00:44:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:44:57Cara, every photo is a reminder.
00:44:58You can't keep taking photos of this stupid doll.
00:44:59It's not healthy.
00:45:00What the fuck, Leah?
00:45:01Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:45:02You can't go in there.
00:45:03It's the East River.
00:45:04I'm going.
00:45:05Cara, smettila.
00:45:06Esci fuori dall'acqua.
00:45:07Stay zitta.
00:45:09Cara.
00:45:10Marco's going to make things right.
00:45:11He made a mistake.
00:45:12One mistake, but he's going to make things right.
00:45:13Cara, look at yourself.
00:45:14You're saving up bubble egg from a river.
00:45:15He won't make things right, I told you.
00:45:16Cara.
00:45:17Stop it!
00:45:18Stop it!
00:45:19Stop it!
00:45:20I'm going.
00:45:21If I'm going.
00:45:22No.
00:45:23But you don't mind.
00:45:24No!
00:45:25No.
00:45:26No, you're right.
00:45:27No.
00:45:28You're right.
00:45:29You'll run with me.
00:45:30No.
00:45:31No!
00:45:33No!
00:45:35No!
00:45:36Tara!
00:45:37Stop it!
00:45:38Leave me alone!
00:45:43You ruined it.
00:45:45It's ruined.
00:45:47Tara, I'm sorry, but it's a doll.
00:45:52It's not a doll.
00:46:06Tara, I'm so sorry.
00:46:20I know it is hard.
00:46:22I just miss him so much.
00:46:25You know, we've been talking about this trip for over a year.
00:46:29About how romantic it was going to be.
00:46:33You deserve better, and it will happen.
00:46:38I promise.
00:46:43There is some good news out of this.
00:46:45What is it?
00:46:46The doll is no longer what Marco gave you.
00:46:50Now it's a reminder of our trip to New York.
00:46:53It's a monster.
00:46:55It's our monster.
00:46:58Thank you, Leah, for coming.
00:47:02The thought of staying in Torino.
00:47:05Of course I came.
00:47:07Think of all the excitement we've had.
00:47:09We haven't even made it to Manatea yet.
00:47:11You haven't done anything yet.
00:47:12We haven't managed to go.
00:47:13Please leave the door outside for no reason.
00:47:14Put your bored room on the door.
00:47:15Is there any 침das her at all?
00:47:16So to meet you.
00:47:17The hot dog doesn't help you..
00:47:24We safe.
00:47:25못 do whatever.
00:47:26We don't know the problema tree.
00:47:27Then we privatize everything.
00:47:29We talked a lot about our situation.
00:47:31Then there is a tough Nagille.
00:47:32What is it?
00:47:33Through herんと laying down here,
00:47:35all the fences had stayed鈍,
00:47:36justいました.
00:47:37Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, no!
00:48:01Hi, I locked myself out of my apartment, do you think I could borrow your phone?
00:48:10Yeah, of course.
00:48:12It's probably going to take a while for a locksmith to show up, you want to come in?
00:48:16Yeah, thanks.
00:48:20I thankfully gave a spare to my friend who lives nearby, she just better pick up.
00:48:24Here, make yourself home.
00:48:28Thank you, this is so embarrassing.
00:48:32I'm Evan, by the way.
00:48:34Oh, sorry.
00:48:35I wish I'd introduced myself to you and your girlfriend when I first moved in.
00:48:38That would make this a lot less awkward.
00:48:40Please, please, please pick up.
00:48:42I like your slippers.
00:48:44Oh, thank you!
00:48:45They were a gift for a friend, but once I named them, I couldn't let them go.
00:48:48This one is Oscar, and this one...
00:48:50Oh, Jenny, thank God, I'm locked out of my apartment.
00:48:54Oh, it's in my neighbor's phone.
00:48:57Um, stop laughing, I'm in my pajamas, it's not funny.
00:49:01Yeah, why?
00:49:03He has a girlfriend.
00:49:06Okay, then get dressed.
00:49:08Yes, now!
00:49:10Yes, I love you so, so, so much, just please hurry up.
00:49:14Please, thank you, thank you.
00:49:16So, no need to be alarmed, but my girlfriend and I recently broke up.
00:49:25That's what the boxes by the door are.
00:49:27You know, my friend was just being an idiot.
00:49:29She has a maternity level of a squirrel.
00:49:33Do you want a sweatshirt?
00:49:35Yes, please.
00:49:36I know we're neighbors and all, but I don't typically go out dressed like this.
00:49:41For a fellow Dubfire fan?
00:49:43No way, you're a Dubfire fan?
00:49:45I didn't think they were known outside of Austin.
00:49:47Well, I grew up in Round Rock.
00:49:49You know they're playing at the Oasis party tonight, right?
00:49:51I know, I'm so mad I couldn't get tickets.
00:49:53Uh, is everything okay?
00:49:58Uh, yeah, no, um, my ex is coming to grab her things right now.
00:50:05I don't mean to be weird, but would you mind waiting in the bathroom?
00:50:10It's just, she has a temper and, you know, rather than explain that you got locked, it'd just be easier this way.
00:50:17I could wait in the hallway if you prefer.
00:50:19No, it's just she's already in the hallway and I just don't want her to see you leaving the apartment.
00:50:22You know, it's fine. Never mind, I'll just, I'll explain.
00:50:25No, no, it's okay, I understand.
00:50:27Breakups can be tricky.
00:50:29Oh, okay.
00:50:35Coming!
00:50:38Hi, Tracy.
00:50:39No need to come in.
00:50:40I box blister your things.
00:50:42In fact, why don't I just help you bring this down?
00:50:45Nice to see you too, actually.
00:50:47Can I just, um, leave the bathroom?
00:50:49Uh, no, you can't.
00:50:51What?
00:50:52What?
00:50:53Uh, I actually, I have to go first.
00:51:04So, Tracy needs to go to the bathroom.
00:51:06I need to hide you.
00:51:08I thought I was hiding.
00:51:09Look, if you do this for me, I'll give you my friend's ticket to the Dubfire show.
00:51:14Are you talking to yourself?
00:51:16Just saying a few mantras.
00:51:22It's all yours.
00:51:23It's all yours.
00:51:24Oh.
00:51:25It's all yours.
00:51:30I don't know.
00:52:00I think you're out of soap.
00:52:02Uh, check under the sink.
00:52:04No, I don't see any.
00:52:06I'm just gonna use your shower gel.
00:52:21So, I've been thinking...
00:52:24What's that?
00:52:25Well, I've been talking to my therapist and...
00:52:27We don't need to have this conversation again.
00:52:29Just hear me out, okay?
00:52:32I feel like I need to take some responsibility
00:52:34for all of this and...
00:52:36Tracy, we really don't need to...
00:52:37I've reacted poorly and I can't help but think
00:52:39that, you know, maybe I was to blame.
00:52:41I felt like maybe you weren't attracted to me anymore
00:52:44or, I don't know, I just, I got really insecure.
00:52:47You know that's not...
00:52:50Erectile dysfunction is a really common problem
00:52:54and neither of us are to blame.
00:52:58And I was just thinking that, you know, maybe...
00:53:03Tracy, what are you doing?
00:53:05Well, I just...
00:53:07I was just thinking that maybe I would be willing to try that...
00:53:10Well, you know, the thing.
00:53:13No, I don't know.
00:53:15The thing with the feet?
00:53:17That is not a thing.
00:53:19That happened one time.
00:53:21But it worked with her so I was thinking, you know,
00:53:23maybe it would work with us.
00:53:25Yeah, but that was not the only thing that was wrong
00:53:26with our relationship.
00:53:27Fuck you.
00:53:28Like your temper, for one thing.
00:53:31I'm Italian.
00:53:32Being 50% Italian doesn't give you the right
00:53:34to be 100% an asshole.
00:53:35I didn't even want to do the thing with the feet.
00:53:37I was just saying that I was willing to try it
00:53:40because it was something that you needed.
00:53:42That's not something I need.
00:53:45I need you to get going.
00:53:47It's all in there.
00:53:49I'm just making sure.
00:53:51Where's my Dubfire sweatshirt?
00:53:53That's... that's my sweatshirt.
00:53:56But I bought it, so I want it back.
00:54:01Well, I threw it out.
00:54:03Bullshit.
00:54:05No, I didn't get rid of it because I was...
00:54:08I was mad or anything, I just got rid of it
00:54:10because it reminded me of how sweet you could be
00:54:13and the nice memories that we have.
00:54:16My sensitive pool bear.
00:54:19We can still make nice memories.
00:54:22Oh.
00:54:26Hi, I was just locked out of my apartment
00:54:31and I just needed to use the phone as well.
00:54:33Anna, too far away being on the second floor?
00:54:36You had to find someone across the hall to fuck?
00:54:38I'm serious, Tracy, this isn't what it looks like.
00:54:40How many sluts can live in one building?
00:54:43Wait, and you gave her my sweatshirt?
00:54:46Another nice memory, asshole.
00:54:48Here, here, you can have it.
00:54:50I just... I was locked out of my pajamas
00:54:51and Evan saw that I was a Dubfire fan.
00:54:53Oh, that's cute.
00:54:54Did you get that trying to find yourself at Burning Man?
00:54:57Tracy.
00:54:58I'm leaving.
00:54:59Don't call.
00:55:05Damn well.
00:55:07Look, I should go meet my friend.
00:55:08She'll be here any minute.
00:55:10I'm sorry for getting you in trouble.
00:55:12Let me buy you a drink at the Dubfire concert
00:55:14and we'll call it even.
00:55:15Deal.
00:55:16Deal.
00:55:46Deal.
00:56:06Hi, I'd like to come in for a pedicure as soon as you have available.
00:56:09Yeah, 3 p.m. is perfect.
00:56:11Yeah, 3 p.m. is perfect.
00:56:26Morning, Squirt Gun.
00:56:27Mom.
00:56:29Morning, Aiden.
00:56:31Why'd you sleep?
00:56:32I didn't sleep good.
00:56:33I didn't sleep good.
00:56:34I'm a lady here.
00:56:35You didn't sleep good or you didn't sleep well?
00:56:37How's my room?
00:56:39We just need to unpack some of your toys
00:56:41and you will love it here.
00:56:42I promise.
00:56:44You want some eggs?
00:56:45The sunny ones?
00:56:46Of course the sunny ones.
00:56:47Two, please.
00:56:53Go change out of your pajamas, hon.
00:56:54Amazon.
00:57:06Hi, Blair.
00:57:07Hi, darling.
00:57:08I'm sorry I missed your call.
00:57:10Went and tried a new salon.
00:57:11Big mistake.
00:57:12My day is in turmoil.
00:57:13It's not even 10.
00:57:14Are you free for lunch?
00:57:15Oh, sorry, darling.
00:57:16I can't make it to Brooklyn today.
00:57:18I have Bikram at 11 and I've got to pick up Abigail at 4,
00:57:20but I promise to come see your new place very soon.
00:57:24Well, I'm actually going to be in the city today, so I was...
00:57:27Why didn't you just say so?
00:57:28No, of course we could meet for brunch here.
00:57:30Were you thinking Daniel or Norma's?
00:57:32Well, we're just still finalizing things,
00:57:34so I thought maybe I'd place a little less...
00:57:38Oh, of course, of course.
00:57:39Why don't you meet me at my rental?
00:57:41I'll have Daniela cook something.
00:57:42That sounds perfect.
00:57:43I actually have something to tell you.
00:57:46Is Michael dying?
00:57:48No, he's actually alive and well.
00:57:52Alive and well.
00:57:54And ketchup.
00:57:57Anyway, listen, lunch sounds perfect.
00:57:59I'll see you or two.
00:58:02Okay, bye-bye.
00:58:05Here we go.
00:58:07Very welcome.
00:58:09Two cents.
00:58:14Take Dad home.
00:58:19Hi, Dad!
00:58:20Hey, little guy.
00:58:21Looking forward to our weekend?
00:58:22I want to show you a new trick.
00:58:24Looking forward to it, buddy.
00:58:26Can you put Mom on for a minute?
00:58:28Mom! Dad wants to talk to you.
00:58:30I can hear you from here, Michael.
00:58:32Private time, please.
00:58:34Hey, I can't wait for breakfast, please.
00:58:37You're cutting it close, no?
00:58:40What if there's traffic?
00:58:42Why are you wearing a tie?
00:58:44It looks everyone really well.
00:58:46A couple wants to look at two of my pieces.
00:58:49Cassidy offered to come together.
00:58:50Cassidy?
00:58:52Come on.
00:58:53She offered to help.
00:58:54As a friend.
00:58:55As a friend.
00:58:57I'm not going to be engaged.
00:58:59And I'm not going to send our son off with some idiot.
00:59:02Can she even drive?
00:59:03Dammit, Julie.
00:59:04It was you who wanted to move to Williamsburg.
00:59:07And we set up these times for a reason.
00:59:09I would be more than happy to get Judge Stein's opinion on this.
00:59:14Look, Julie.
00:59:15We'll figure this out.
00:59:17This is important.
00:59:19Will you like Cassidy Palmer or should I come get you later?
00:59:22Fine.
00:59:24But this is the first and last time somebody else comes and gets our son.
00:59:29Fine.
00:59:30Fine.
00:59:33Dish in the dishwasher, please.
00:59:35Yes, Mom.
00:59:48Come on out.
00:59:49I'm going to miss you, squirt gun.
00:59:53Mom.
00:59:54Daddy's assistant is going to take you into the city because he has some extra work to do.
01:00:02Let me ask you a question.
01:00:04Is Cassidy around on the weekends when you're with Daddy?
01:00:08No, why?
01:00:10Nothing.
01:00:11Just wanted to make sure that you and Daddy are spending good time together.
01:00:15We're going to New State Park for the peer leader today.
01:00:17You are?
01:00:18That's so exciting!
01:00:20You know what I'm going to say next, though.
01:00:22Yes, Mom.
01:00:24I'll wear my helmet.
01:00:26That's my boy.
01:00:33Hi, Ms. Gaba.
01:00:34Just a minute.
01:00:37I'm going to miss you.
01:00:39Call me if you need anything, alright?
01:00:40Yes, Mom.
01:00:41Okay.
01:00:42Let's go.
01:00:46Hey, Daddy.
01:00:47Hi.
01:00:48Let's go.
01:00:53Chapter 2.
01:00:55Attracting Abundance.
01:00:56We will learn how to attract abundance of love, beauty and grace.
01:01:05An abundant mindset requires a shift in perspective no less profound than a caterpillar transforming into a butterfly.
01:01:13A being once confined to the ground is able to fly.
01:01:17But just as a butterfly does not return to its prior self, we too must not return to our old ways of being.
01:01:25You will experience your life with an openness far beyond those who simply rely on what their eyes can't see.
01:01:43Darling!
01:01:45Hi, Blair.
01:01:46So good to see you.
01:01:49Hi.
01:01:50Welcome!
01:01:51I'm sorry my place is so cramped.
01:01:52The new place was, of course, supposed to be ready three months ago.
01:01:56Oh, it's nice.
01:01:58Look at this view.
01:01:59Come, come.
01:02:06So, how's it going?
01:02:09I have one week of unpacking left and Aiden's having a tough transition.
01:02:14Oh, I hear kids love Brooklyn.
01:02:16Did I make a mistake, Blair?
01:02:18What are you talking about?
01:02:20I mean, I would need two Xanax to get on the L-Train, but that's what Ubers are for.
01:02:24I am the oldest person there, there are no kids Aiden's age, and none of my friends will make the trek out to Williamsburg to visit me.
01:02:33Honey, I'll come visit you. I promise. It's just that things have been extra busy these days.
01:02:37Daniella, we're ready for lunch.
01:02:38Be right there.
01:02:48What can I get you to drink?
01:02:50Well, being as Julia has news, I think we'll have a bottle in the Chevrolet.
01:02:54No, no, no, no. Really, it's not that important.
01:02:59So, what's the news?
01:03:02I've decided to go back to the stage.
01:03:04You got a show?
01:03:05Oh my gosh, where?
01:03:06No, I did not get a show yet, but I did get an audition this afternoon for a reinterpretation of Streetcar.
01:03:12Okay.
01:03:13And I played Blanche in production when I met Michael, so...
01:03:15No, no.
01:03:16I remember. I think it is great that you're jumping right back in.
01:03:19I just thought, I don't know, maybe being cast in the same show might be fate?
01:03:23Speaking of fate, thank you. Just in time for a toast.
01:03:32To my friend Julia, may life bring you all that you desire and a little extra for me.
01:03:38I haven't stocked any respectable wines in the new apartment yet.
01:03:48Maybe that's why I don't eat.
01:03:50No, it's true.
01:03:51A well-stocked wine cabinet makes a house a home.
01:03:58Hey, Julia.
01:04:00Hey.
01:04:05This is Julia Carver.
01:04:08Hello.
01:04:13I can give an introduction before we begin.
01:04:17I am Hans, and I will direct this piece.
01:04:21The production will focus on desire.
01:04:26Desire not only of the characters, but of the audience.
01:04:30Thus, the second act will be staged entirely in the nude.
01:04:34All the actors will be naked?
01:04:37Yes.
01:04:40She doesn't get it.
01:04:42No, no, no, no. It's very interesting.
01:04:44It will be magnificent.
01:04:47Once everyone is in the nude, the real provocation begins.
01:04:52There's rumors about your character spread.
01:04:55Paint and charcoal will be thrown on her that's representing her entrance into insanity.
01:05:01Yeah.
01:05:02Yeah.
01:05:03And so, in the final scene with Stanley and Blanche, we will have the actor who plays Stanley shave your head.
01:05:12So, let's begin.
01:05:15Setting intentions informs the universe, which in turn will respond.
01:05:20You must be open for the path to be illuminated.
01:05:24It may feel as if you're sitting in the dark.
01:05:28But, think of an owl that is able to see while others are unable.
01:05:33You too must find a way to see the right path.
01:05:40Find the owl.
01:05:44Find the fucking owl?
01:05:47What about pigeons?
01:05:49We have pigeons.
01:05:52Fuck.
01:05:54You shouldn't be in here.
01:05:57This one's yours?
01:05:59No, mine's the one over there with the great view of the brick wall.
01:06:04It's just that, um, Nicole in 1A, she tells the board if we use her space, she's not too good at sharing, so...
01:06:12It's okay. I'm wrapping it up.
01:06:15You just moved into 2E, right?
01:06:18That's me. What brings you to Williamsburg?
01:06:21Divorce?
01:06:24Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
01:06:27Is that why you're sitting on the floor?
01:06:30No, it's just one of those days.
01:06:34Still adjusting.
01:06:36And, I had the audition from hell today.
01:06:39Oh, you're an actress.
01:06:43I don't know.
01:06:49You want some wine?
01:06:50The guy at the, uh, wine store put plastic cups in the bag. I'm not really sure what that says about me, but, um...
01:07:00There's one in here somewhere.
01:07:02The skyline is so beautiful with the air so clear.
01:07:19Come on. You can see.
01:07:20You can see.
01:07:24Is that an owl?
01:07:26Oh, yeah. It's kind of my thing.
01:07:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not you. It's not you. It's not you. I've been looking for an owl.
01:07:41Oh, yeah.
01:07:42It's not so cool.
01:07:45Thank you for the wine.
01:08:02Damien downstairs is having a party if you want to come check it out.
01:08:06Thank you, but I'm gonna finish my cup of wine and head home.
01:08:10Come on, you can meet people to potentially borrow some sugar from in the future.
01:08:15Thanks, but I'm good. I appreciate it though.
01:08:22Anna, 1C.
01:08:26Julia, 2E.
01:08:29Welcome to 190 Lormer.
01:08:45The QOV will be finished by Tuesday. It's mainly headcount.
01:08:56Cost savings should be realized in 18 months.
01:09:00Andrew?
01:09:02It's not like it's Apollo we're up against. It's Crest Lake Capital for fuck's sake.
01:09:07If I have to spoon feed management like a little baby sucking on my teeth, I will.
01:09:13James. James. I gotta go. Other business to take care of.
01:09:19Yes, fucker.
01:09:21Alright, call me back.
01:09:23Ian.
01:09:24Yeah, yeah.
01:09:25You're late.
01:09:26I'm so sorry. You know, trying to get here from New Jersey. It's like a modern day odyssey.
01:09:30You learn to master time, or time masters you.
01:09:33Okay.
01:09:34The building looks dope.
01:09:36Yeah, yeah, you know, the apartment layout is, uh, it's fantastic and the view from the terrace is just amazing.
01:09:42Do you wanna take out the gym first?
01:09:44Yeah.
01:09:45Yeah, okay.
01:09:47And it actually comes with HBO as well.
01:09:51What do you think?
01:09:52Daddy's home.
01:09:53Nice.
01:09:54You, uh, looking mainly in Williamsburg?
01:09:56Uh, girlfriend's been handling the search.
01:09:59Where are you guys living now?
01:10:01I'm in Wall Street. She's in Greenpoint.
01:10:03Oh.
01:10:04It's only been a month, but it feels right.
01:10:06Nice.
01:10:07Well, I don't know if you have your own furniture, but, uh, the place is fully furnished.
01:10:11Comes with the rent.
01:10:12Um, that is a very comfortable bed.
01:10:17Uh, I have the same mattress.
01:10:20So it feels good.
01:10:22Yeah.
01:10:23Hey, my, uh, girlfriend's outside.
01:10:24How does she get in?
01:10:25Oh, hey.
01:10:26Looks like she figured it out.
01:10:27Why don't you go check out the terrace?
01:10:29I'll buzz her up.
01:10:30Cool, bro.
01:10:31Alright.
01:10:33Hi, come on up.
01:10:36Hello?
01:10:38Hey, welcome.
01:10:41What'd I tell you?
01:10:56So.
01:10:58What do you think?
01:11:00It's not bad for Williamsburg.
01:11:02I still think Manhattan's the better play, though.
01:11:04Well, if you feel that way, there's a few other apartments I can show you, downtown, in Tribeca.
01:11:08Look at this terrace, babe.
01:11:10Look at how private it is.
01:11:13Just think of that for a minute.
01:11:17Don't fall in love, bro.
01:11:20We'll take it.
01:11:21What are you doing here?
01:11:22I came to let you know that I'm moving into the building.
01:11:35What?
01:11:36Yeah.
01:11:374B came available, so my boyfriend and I decided to take it.
01:11:39Boyfriend?
01:11:40Don't be all weird about this.
01:11:42I've moved on, and I see that you have, too.
01:11:47Anyway, I better get back.
01:11:49I'm moving such a pain.
01:11:52Guess I'll be seeing you around.
01:11:57Who is it, babe?
01:12:00Tracy.
01:12:01What is she doing here?
01:12:02She's moving back into the building.
01:12:06What? She said that you could keep the apartment.
01:12:08Yeah, no, she's moving into 4B.
01:12:12It's her new boyfriend.
01:12:16Your ex-girlfriend is moving back into this building?
01:12:19I told you she was crazy.
01:12:31Still doing laundry on Sundays?
01:12:37You could say hi, you know.
01:12:38What are you sure wearing those?
01:12:42Andrew likes to keep it sexy.
01:12:46How are things with, what's her name?
01:12:49Sarah?
01:12:51She hasn't started throwing pastries yet.
01:12:53That wasn't my finest moment.
01:12:55But I'm happy to hear that Anna survived, you know, being that she was lactose intolerant and all.
01:13:02So, what does your boyfriend think about us all being in the same building?
01:13:08He doesn't know, and he's not going to.
01:13:10What am I supposed to say if I run into him?
01:13:12Whatever you want. That doesn't entail our failed relationship.
01:13:15I'm not the only one who could mention it to him, you know.
01:13:18Yeah, but you're the one that I'm gonna blame if he finds out.
01:13:22Okay, well, I just think he should know.
01:13:25Split your legs.
01:13:36What?
01:13:37You gotta split your legs. You get better balance, you get better reps.
01:13:40Watch.
01:13:48You a personal trainer?
01:13:50Private equity, but I make YouTube fitness videos.
01:13:54Sell some merch. You know, gotta have a side hustle.
01:13:57Nice. Well, thanks for the tip. I'm Evan.
01:13:59Yeah.
01:14:02Hi, Anna.
01:14:04Hi, I'm Anna.
01:14:05Hey.
01:14:06You're new to the building, right?
01:14:07You know, I couldn't help but overhear that you're a personal trainer.
01:14:09I have been looking for someone who can commit to the schedule.
01:14:13A schedule, anything really.
01:14:14Well, I'm Andrew and I just moved into 4B.
01:14:16Well, welcome to the building, Andrew, in 4B.
01:14:19I am sure I'll be seeing you in here.
01:14:23Did you just say you moved into apartment 4B?
01:14:26That's right.
01:14:27Yeah.
01:14:28Girlfriend found the spot.
01:14:29It's a dope apartment.
01:14:31Hey, I'm all done here, but one more pro tip.
01:14:35Increase the weight.
01:14:37There's something you should know about your girlfriend.
01:14:41Her name is Tracy, right?
01:14:44Yeah, that's right.
01:14:45She, uh...
01:14:48She's really sweet.
01:14:50I ran into her over the weekend in the hallway when you guys were moving in, so it's just, um...
01:14:54Oh, yeah.
01:14:55Welcome to the building.
01:14:56Thanks, bro-chacho.
01:15:05I love you, Evan.
01:15:06I love you, Tracy.
01:15:08I mean...
01:15:10Oh, it's okay.
01:15:11You wanna roleplay?
01:15:13Y-yes.
01:15:14Now all I have to do is shrink my ass and act like a bitch!
01:15:17No, no, it's...
01:15:18Her moving in the building is so weird, you know?
01:15:20I'm just...
01:15:21I'm all messed up.
01:15:22Yeah, and here I was, about to suggest that we moved in together.
01:15:25Move in together?
01:15:26We've only been dating 4 weeks.
01:15:27Yeah, but our connection is so strong.
01:15:29Yeah, it's strong for 4 weeks.
01:15:32You know, maybe we should just take a break until I get my head straight.
01:15:36Oh.
01:15:37Okay, Evan.
01:15:38That's fine.
01:15:39I mean, you need time to figure everything out.
01:15:41That's fine.
01:15:42Just like, whatever.
01:15:43Take as much time as you need.
01:15:45Thanks, it's just...
01:15:46Go fuck yourself!
01:15:59What the hell?
01:16:00What the fuck?
01:16:30There she is again.
01:16:48Holy shit.
01:16:54Fuck you, Evan!
01:17:00Fuck.
01:17:05Hi there.
01:17:08How was that?
01:17:09Um...
01:17:11Nothing, you just scared me, so...
01:17:14I thought you quit.
01:17:16Oh, I...
01:17:17I did.
01:17:19Things got...
01:17:20complicated.
01:17:22Okay, Mr. Drama.
01:17:25Let me have a puff.
01:17:27It's not about you this time, at least.
01:17:28Oh.
01:17:30Sandy giving you trouble?
01:17:31Sarah?
01:17:36Don't you find it confusing...
01:17:38being back in the same building together?
01:17:41We have a lot of memories here.
01:17:43I call bullshit.
01:17:45I mean, you don't seem to be having too much trouble making new memories.
01:17:50But I promise never to have sex in the pump room.
01:17:53That's ours.
01:17:55See? It's not so hard.
01:17:58Seeing you here, it's, um...
01:18:01Go on?
01:18:03Nothing. I'll just... I'll get used to it.
01:18:06I'm glad you found someone to make you happy.
01:18:09Thank you, Evan. That means a lot.
01:18:12You know, Tracy, I, uh...
01:18:14I want to apologize.
01:18:16About being so critical.
01:18:18About your temper.
01:18:19You know, honestly, I played a big part in it.
01:18:22And...
01:18:24In retrospect, it really wasn't so bad.
01:18:27Thank you?
01:18:29Anyways.
01:18:31See you later.
01:18:32You know how I feel about form.
01:18:44I'd rather do eight quality reps than twelve sloppies.
01:18:47The minute you notice your form falter, put the weight down.
01:18:50Performance X is all about precision of the body and the mind.
01:18:54Now focus on these last three...
01:18:57Two...
01:18:59One...
01:19:01And done.
01:19:03Good workout today.
01:19:05Now don't forget about your five-minute mantra meditation, bro-chachos.
01:19:09I am whole.
01:19:11I am crushing it.
01:19:13And I will see you here tomorrow for a new take on leg day.
01:19:15This is Andrew X, signing out.
01:19:18Boom.
01:19:20Boom.
01:19:25Hey, babe.
01:19:26Just finishing the V-log.
01:19:28I think we made a mistake with the apartment.
01:19:31I was just busting your balls.
01:19:32I mean, the commute sucks, but this place is legit.
01:19:36It's not that. It's just that...
01:19:38I never told you that I had recently broken up with someone when we first started dating.
01:19:42There's no need to confess.
01:19:45You know, I was dating other people too, and now it's just you, and we've got this place.
01:19:49I just, I wonder how long it'll take him to move on, you know?
01:19:52It seems to take time, but out of sight, out of mind.
01:19:55Yeah, no, that's the part that might be a little difficult, the out of sight part.
01:19:58Don't you guys work together?
01:19:59No.
01:20:01You got the same group of friends?
01:20:02He lives in the building.
01:20:03What building?
01:20:04This building.
01:20:05You and your ex-boyfriend moved into the same building at the same time.
01:20:07What are the chances of that?
01:20:08Not very good.
01:20:09I knew he lived in the building, because I used to live with him.
01:20:14What?
01:20:15I used to live in this building.
01:20:17With him?
01:20:20I'm sorry, it's just that I loved the building so much, and when we broke up it was so sudden,
01:20:25and I was just like, you know what, I don't want the apartment, you take it.
01:20:29And then I was like, what the fuck? Why would I let him have the apartment?
01:20:31You lived in this building with your ex-boyfriend?
01:20:33Well, ex-fiance, but I'm thinking maybe it wasn't such a good idea.
01:20:39Because it's fucking crazy.
01:20:42No, you're crazy.
01:20:43Who moves in with someone after six weeks?
01:20:45We live in the same building.
01:20:47We live in the same building.
01:20:49We live, we live in the same building.
01:20:51It's getting hot in here.
01:20:53It's getting hot.
01:20:54It's getting hot in here.
01:20:55We live in the same building?
01:20:57Do you want me to get you a drink?
01:20:59It's getting hot in here.
01:21:01Yeah.
01:21:02Give me some water.
01:21:03Please, because it's getting fucking hot in here.
01:21:06Jesus, it's getting hot in here.
01:21:09Oh my goodness, where is the mirror?
01:21:11Here's my mirror.
01:21:12Here's my mirror.
01:21:13Here's my mirror.
01:21:14I am whole.
01:21:18I am crushing it.
01:21:20I am whole.
01:21:21Should I call someone?
01:21:22I am crushing it.
01:21:23I am whole.
01:21:24I am crushing it.
01:21:26I am whole.
01:21:27I am crushing it.
01:21:28I am whole.
01:21:29I am crushing it.
01:21:31I am whole.
01:21:32I am crushing it.
01:21:34Are you okay?
01:21:36I am whole.
01:21:37Do you want me to get someone?
01:21:39I am crushing it.
01:21:44Are you okay?
01:21:47You had me worried.
01:21:52I'm really sorry.
01:21:54I know it wasn't the best decision.
01:21:57Tracy.
01:21:58Have a seat.
01:22:02Okay.
01:22:03The principles of Proformance X state that one must be calm and satisfied within to make rational decisions needed to live a happy and successful life.
01:22:28And when viewed from the posterior, bad decisions can highlight turmoil within.
01:22:33I love you Tracy.
01:22:35But I think you have some soul searching to do.
01:22:38Now come give me a hug.
01:22:40As you continue on your journey.
01:22:43Where is that journey to exactly?
01:22:47You must venture out and find your way.
01:22:57What's with this?
01:22:58Things don't work out with Sarah.
01:23:00Which I am okay with as I am learning that spelling is not her strong suit.
01:23:04Well I just came to tell you that I am moving out.
01:23:08My apartment in Greenpoint is still available so.
01:23:10What about Andrew?
01:23:11It didn't work out.
01:23:12I'm starting to think maybe I wasn't ready for a new relationship.
01:23:16Yeah I've kind of realized the same thing.
01:23:19You know that box looks a lot of heavy.
01:23:22Why don't you let me carry it for you and you can buy me a coffee or something.
01:23:25Where was this gentleman when we were together?
01:23:28Let's do it.
01:23:42Hi.
01:23:43This is super embarrassing but I locked myself out of my apartment.
01:23:47Can I borrow your phone?
01:24:12Let's do it.
01:24:13Let's go watch your phone where people need to pay attention.
01:24:15As Sue
01:24:25Go
01:24:31Ready!
01:24:35Good
Be the first to comment
Add your comment