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Love Island Australia S 7 EP 3
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00:00Ten Islanders, two bombs, equals a villa full of...
00:09You know what? Let's just roll the recap.
00:21Like, I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
00:24Stop it, yeah.
00:25If she was to couple up with you, like, how would you be feeling?
00:29Gabby and Lacey jostled over Gotham.
00:32I mean, jump-um, jump-um.
00:35No, it's not even that, it's Jotham.
00:38Kids came between Zack and Bailey...
00:41I feel like so blindsided.
00:42...before Zack came between Ross and Sian.
00:45I definitely felt jealous.
00:49Then, new bomb Mick...
00:51Hola, senoritas!
00:54Had the girls squealing...
00:57It's about time that you bring an atomic bomb in this bitch.
01:01And the boys really...
01:03He didn't even say a load of it.
01:05He got teeth for days, doesn't he?
01:07Big pearly whites on the fella.
01:09Coming in with a shirt that I don't know if I'll wear.
01:12You and me, we got bad blood.
01:18Tonight!
01:22A shock text.
01:24Tomorrow, Gabby and Mick will decide who they want to couple up with, and somebody will be dumped.
01:29The whole house energy is just like...
01:33The tension is palpable.
01:35He could just point his finger in any direction and like, it's not great.
01:39The ball's in your court, and you have to make it clear to Gabby and I.
01:45I don't want to go home.
01:47I do feel a genuine connection with Jonathan.
01:51Damn it, that's not his name.
01:54For four buried secrets...
01:56This boy has had sex with a woman more than 30 years older than him.
02:01Whoa!
02:02This girl was paid six grand by a guy just to reply to his DM.
02:07What?
02:08Dig up a whole load of trouble.
02:11Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:13Woo!
02:14Woo!
02:15Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:20Woo!
02:21Woo!
02:22I could already see his grave.
02:24He really did just dig his own grave there.
02:38How are you?
02:39Can't stop me now.
02:40I'm fucking here, baby.
02:41What?
02:42Hello, senoritas!
02:43Where's some vices now?
02:44Dig in the look.
02:45Hello.
02:46How are you?
02:47How are you?
02:48Oh my God, he's so hot!
02:49That guy is the hottest man in this villa.
02:53How are you?
02:54How are you?
02:55How are you?
02:56How are you?
02:57How are you?
02:58I'm Mick.
02:59Mick.
03:00Hello.
03:01Oh, hi, Bailey.
03:02Hello.
03:03Did you say hello to Mick?
03:04How are you?
03:05I'm Bailey.
03:06Oh, cool.
03:07How are you?
03:08They're cool. Thank you
03:11We need to go talk to our girls. Let's go
03:21Mick is about to shake
03:23Everything up we went on a date and we went to like it was literally just like a cute little vibe
03:31And there was like two seats and champagne like drink dating at all at the same time
03:38Girls and then him it went so well like everything just flowed. Yeah, he seems like he seems very like chill
03:43Like what did you ask him like what were the questions you asked him on his job?
03:47Like what he's into he's kind he's into kind of anyone wait yeah, babe
03:55He said to us he likes a girl like he likes a woman that I can tell him what to do and I was like, oh my god, Bailey
04:01Hey, sorry, I really are you guys into him? I think
04:06I think me and him have more of a connection. Yeah, you definitely did
04:09So Yana do you like him?
04:11I do like him. Do you think that he's vibing you?
04:13He's definitely vibing. They were like eye-fucking
04:15Did you like that?
04:17I don't know I kind of did like it
04:21I'm catching myself smiling. Stop!
04:23Go down bad girl bad girl stop
04:29How you feeling bro? How are the dates?
04:31How's your dates?
04:32Mate, I was a bit nervous. I was like, bro, isn't it?
04:33There's two of them at once. I'm like, oh shit
04:35Who'd you get vibing?
04:37Yeah, who'd you like?
04:39I mean, not both nice. Yeah. Is that the good answer?
04:43Yeah, I mean, I guess.
04:44That's a good answer. What's the honest one?
04:47I was getting a bit of eye-fucking from the brunette one again?
04:51Yana.
04:52Yana.
04:53Yana, yeah, she was eye-fucking me a bit.
04:55I had a bit of a connection with Yana. I liked how she was looking at me in the date, you know
05:02She gave me the eyes. She was chatting like she liked me a bit.
05:05Me. Me, yeah. But that's it. That's all that happened. Just eye-fucking. There's nothing else.
05:10I'm not going to let anybody get it over me, so I'm going to go back out there and get serious with Yana and start making shit happen with her.
05:18Bro, act cool. Don't do the nervous willy tickle. God damn it.
05:23I'm going to go fucking see how my chick went. Nice to meet you, bro. I'll be back.
05:30Cooper's just been a bit restless all day, hey?
05:33Like, I was asking him how he feels that you're gone and he actually said he was sweating a little bit.
05:37He's nervous because you're on his mind the most. I got a really good vibe from him that he's like so about you.
05:45He's, did I just eat a fly?
05:48Maybe. It's protein.
05:50You good for a chat?
05:52You want to chat?
05:53Where do you want to go?
05:54We'll go down to the fire pit.
05:56Did you miss me when I was gone?
05:58Yeah, I was stressing big time.
05:59Oh, really?
06:00He's dating that.
06:01Oh, really?
06:02Yeah.
06:03It felt really good that Cooper was feeling a bit jealous about me being on the date.
06:09Like, do the math.
06:10Like, if he's stressing, like, that means that he must really like me.
06:14No, well, I think our date went really well.
06:16Like, it was, like, quite fun.
06:18Like, it was a bit exciting.
06:20You said that you were eye-fucking him.
06:21We were eye-fucking a little bit.
06:23I'm not going to, like, fart.
06:23I said to him, I was like, yeah, you stopped by fucking.
06:28He was kind of getting, like, revved up over me.
06:31Like, I don't know.
06:32I really liked that.
06:34Got me excited.
06:36My thing was, like, at this point, I was like, you're, like, do a favour.
06:41Like, especially after today, after chatting with everyone.
06:44Oh, shit.
06:45Aw.
06:45Judging that I can't wipe the smile off my face,
06:48I think I'm officially catching feelings for Cooper.
06:50So, I was on the date, and he asked me about my couple, and I, honestly, I felt a bit of guilt,
06:56like, you know, a part of me, like, felt like I was, like, cheating.
06:59I was like...
07:00It feels wrong.
07:01It feels wrong.
07:02It does.
07:03Like, it was weird.
07:04So, I'm pretty much a fuck girl, because I want Mick, and now I want Cooper.
07:16I'm done.
07:17I can assure you all, she is not done.
07:20I also saw a lot of people online saying Mick looks Italian.
07:23I can again assure you there is nothing Italian about him whatsoever.
07:28I grew up in...
07:30I grew up in pizza shops.
07:31I was, like, born in the back of a pizza shop.
07:32Really?
07:33Yeah.
07:34Like, your mum gave birth to you in a pizza shop?
07:35Like, not so close, but, like, kind of, yeah.
07:37Like, pretty much.
07:38Do you like pizza?
07:39I love pizza, yeah.
07:41Um, Mick, how was your date?
07:43Well...
07:44Dates, should I say.
07:45It was good.
07:46Yep.
07:47Funny.
07:47What's your usual type?
07:48Well, my first girlfriend was blonde.
07:50My second was brunette.
07:51Oh!
07:52So, I don't know that much.
07:53You never know.
07:54I like eye contact.
07:55So, like, if a girl looks at me and I can, like, see it in her eyes that she's, like,
07:58looking at me, like, the energy's there.
08:00Okay.
08:00Then that's what I lean towards.
08:01Right.
08:02Yeah.
08:03Mick is definitely hot.
08:04I don't think any of the boys here in the villa have, like, real sex appeal,
08:08like that, um, womaniser type energy.
08:10He's definitely giving that.
08:12You're giving Fabio.
08:12Are you Italian?
08:13Fabio?
08:13Like, Fabio's...
08:14Fabio's got, like, a massive jaw down here.
08:16It's giving Italian.
08:17It's giving Italian.
08:18Fabio, yeah.
08:18Not far from.
08:19Yeah.
08:19Yeah.
08:20Well, this is, like, this outfit's a bit, like...
08:21It's very Italian.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Yeah, well, the girl's quite pretty.
08:25I think I kind of got my eye on Isabelle a bit.
08:27I know she's dating Connor, but, um, might have to steal your girl, brother.
08:34Wait, we should go over, like, our situations.
08:36Yeah, I want to know.
08:37Yeah, well, you go.
08:38Okay, so I'm coupled up with Zach.
08:40He's actually broken up with me this morning.
08:42He broke up with you?
08:43Because I've explicitly told him that kids have not been something that I'm interested in.
08:47He was the only connection I had in here, so I'm a little butthurt in the fact that I have
08:50nobody to flirt with anymore.
08:54Please, Mick, I hope that you pull me for a chat.
08:57I don't want to come across too big, you know?
08:59I would love for him to pull me in front of everyone.
09:02You know, I don't want to be, like, the hungry, like, lonely kitten.
09:07Oh, shit.
09:09Oh, my God!
09:11I got a chat!
09:12What about it?
09:14What about it?
09:15Islanders, tomorrow, Gabby and Mick will decide who they want to couple up with, dot, dot, dot,
09:21and somebody will be dumped.
09:23Hashtag bombs away.
09:25Oh, my goodness.
09:27Somebody will be dumped tomorrow.
09:29Oh, my God!
09:31No!
09:33My heart sinks to my asshole.
09:35I'm fucking scared.
09:41This is my last 24 hours with somebody.
09:44Or it could be my last 24 hours with everybody.
09:47I don't like that.
09:47Bro, that's hectic.
09:52So one of the two single people left will get dumped, like, boy or girl, maybe?
09:57Fuck.
09:58The whole house energy is just, like, the tension is palpable.
10:03What a fucking wall we're living in.
10:05My idea is just don't trust in just whatever happens happens, right?
10:09Yeah, but you've just, you've only got here, like...
10:11I get to pick, so everyone just relax.
10:12You, yeah, you're excited because you know I own a fashion show.
10:15You're going to get chatting to everyone.
10:16I've got time.
10:16Bracing.
10:17Don't rush me.
10:20So I've got my work cut out for the next 24 hours, but I do think I will make the right decision.
10:25Am I afraid to send one of them home?
10:28Can't really say I am, mate.
10:29We'll just get it started.
10:43With 24 hours to our first dumping, it's time for Mick to get his graft on.
10:48Downstairs, preferably, Mick.
10:49That's where the girls are.
10:51Don't be shy.
10:52Excellent.
10:53Now hard left.
10:54Left!
10:55The chase, man.
10:56I'm all about the chase.
10:57I like the chase.
10:58So it's like, just get in there, fucking talk to everyone.
11:03I've got some talking to do.
11:04So that's what I'm going to do.
11:05I'm hopping myself up in this bitch.
11:07I'm feeling good, baby.
11:09Might even chuck the glasses on.
11:10Get in there.
11:13I don't know.
11:14I might have made a glass.
11:14It's too much.
11:15It's too much.
11:18Hi, Bom.
11:19Hey.
11:19How you feeling, doll?
11:20Just having a little bit of a squeeze, you know?
11:22Ah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Scouting.
11:24I think I'm, right now, I'm leaning towards Isabel.
11:28I've got to be honest.
11:28But I just need to kind of pull her away for a chat soon.
11:30But everyone's kind of together.
11:37Fucking guy keeps taking my girl, man.
11:42Hmm.
11:43She's got a guy that she's talking to.
11:45I don't know how she feels about that guy, yeah?
11:47So I've got to pull her away for a chat.
11:51And I'll do it in due time, all right?
11:54But just, um, yeah.
11:58Oh, this is off to a very interesting start.
12:01Yeah, that much.
12:06You want to go have a chat?
12:07Sure.
12:08We can go have a chat.
12:09Bailey.
12:10Bailey, I like her tooth.
12:11Uh, her tooth jam is cool.
12:12But, um, she got a bit of pizzazz, you know?
12:15I don't know something about her.
12:16I just, I like her look.
12:17Oh, boy.
12:18Huh?
12:18You're going to the fire pit.
12:19No, we're done.
12:20You're done?
12:21Oh, kiddish.
12:22What?
12:23Don't be like that.
12:25Be like, what?
12:27I high-fived him.
12:28We have a little bit of awkward energy, me and him.
12:30You have to understand.
12:31Yeah, I can see that now.
12:33All right.
12:33So, tell me a bit about you.
12:35Like, I want to get to know you.
12:36Me?
12:37Yeah.
12:38I'm quite boring, you know?
12:39I just avoid the nerve to fire.
12:40I don't think you're boring.
12:40The outfit's definitely not boring.
12:42The outfit's not boring, yeah, yeah.
12:43Well, like, this is just, like, there's something, you know, just...
12:45You just threw it on.
12:46Yeah, the same one, like, just...
12:47Whatever.
12:48No, I put a bit of effort in.
12:49You're like, just wait and see.
12:50I'm going to come in, make an impact.
12:52All right, all right.
12:53Impact.
12:53Instant.
12:54Definitely make an impact.
12:55I mean, I ain't got the grills, so I'm that cool.
12:57Yeah, I'm happy I wore them tonight.
12:58Oh, they look good.
12:59I like that style.
13:00Thanks.
13:01Yeah.
13:02I've had the worst day.
13:03Like, I've woken up cuddling a man who then dumped me, was kissing girls in front of me.
13:10Like, and now I'm having the best day because the sexiest bomb has come through the door.
13:15My time in here has been...
13:17I've had, like, a crazy roller coaster.
13:19Like, I've been begging you to have fun.
13:20You're being stressed now.
13:21You're not having fun.
13:22No, I've been trying to, like, giggle with everyone and everyone's just, like, stressed out.
13:25I'm having...
13:26This is the most fun I've had all night.
13:27Really?
13:28Yeah.
13:28Okay, good.
13:28That's what I want.
13:29One hundred percent.
13:31Why are you shaking?
13:35Nervous?
13:35I'm a little nervous.
13:36Are you?
13:36Yeah.
13:37Why?
13:37Because I think you're really handsome.
13:38Oh, thank you.
13:39That's nice.
13:40Yeah, you're welcome.
13:44I appreciate that.
13:45You look nice, too.
13:46Um, now I'm speechless.
13:48Remended.
13:49Now you're a little bit shocked.
13:50Yeah, I don't know what to say.
13:52I'm going up right now, but, like, I don't want any of this.
13:56I only want more up.
13:58I'm pretty slow when I'm, like, a little bit, like, blown away.
14:02Blown away?
14:02Yeah.
14:03From what?
14:03You.
14:04Why?
14:04You're great.
14:05I think you're great.
14:06Well, you're cool, too.
14:07Thanks.
14:07I think we've had a good job.
14:08I think so, too.
14:09Yeah.
14:10Yeah.
14:12Yeah.
14:12I've enjoyed it.
14:14You can just sense that there's, like, a little chemistry there.
14:18Like, I kind of think we both know that it's going to be pretty nice between us.
14:31Bro, do you want to have a chat?
14:32Yeah.
14:34Whatever.
14:36What?
14:37No, they're going to have a little chat, because they're in the, um, they're in the love triangle.
14:42Ah, true.
14:42Yeah.
14:44Shall we?
14:47Olympic swimmer Zach dived in and kissed Sean in front of Ross.
14:50He's waded into a love triangle and feeling buoyant, but he's treading lightly with Ross,
14:57who's just trying to stay afloat.
14:59Swimming ponds, guys.
15:00Come on.
15:02When you guys kissed, I was like, all right, this is kind of real and I need to, like, up my game.
15:06But you played it fucking so well, bro.
15:08You think so?
15:09Yeah.
15:11If, like, the way you handled me kissing her, I didn't try to do it in front of her.
15:15I was like, what are you thinking of me now?
15:17I was right there, eh?
15:18I was like, oh.
15:19I think I would just, like, Ross made it, like, to be a bit more, um, communicative.
15:25Like, communicative. Is that a word?
15:27Yeah.
15:27Yeah.
15:28Learn something every day.
15:29Big words.
15:30Like, like Zach is.
15:31Yeah.
15:32Zach's been a lot more open.
15:33He's been a lot more open, confident and, like, go get it.
15:35Yeah.
15:36Yeah.
15:36So, if Ross still wants to be in a couple with me and he needs to step up and he needs to tell
15:42me that that's what he wants, just to know that I'm heading in the right direction.
15:45I'm not putting too many eggs in his baskets if he's not interested when I could be pursuing things
15:51with Zach more.
15:52That's your two men down there.
15:54I know, right?
15:55I don't want to turn around.
15:55At once?
15:56No, I'm kidding.
15:57They're having their little boy shit.
15:59I think we're being very mature about this.
16:01So do I.
16:01Us two as the oldies.
16:02Honestly, bro, I would not want to be in this situation with anybody else.
16:06We're the unks of the villa, bro.
16:08I do not want to be in this situation with anybody else.
16:10We're the unks of the villa.
16:11I don't feel like I'm going against you.
16:12I feel like we're both going to do our thing with her.
16:14Yeah.
16:15And if she chooses, she chooses.
16:16She chooses, she chooses.
16:17And I'd be stoked for you if she went with you.
16:19But, yeah, I want it to be me.
16:21Yeah.
16:22Yeah, you want it to be you.
16:23Exactly, right.
16:23Exactly.
16:34Lacey is finally having a chat with her partner Gotham.
16:38Uh, Blossom.
16:38Uh, Possum.
16:40That guy.
16:41Hello, hello.
16:42It's been so, so long.
16:43Hey.
16:44How are you doing?
16:45How are you feeling, babes?
16:47Gabby, how are you feeling?
16:49Great.
16:49Do you have your mind set?
16:50I know who I'm picking.
16:55Tell me, what's on your mind?
16:57Everything.
16:58Everything.
16:58Like, I don't know about you, but this whole day I've been, like, kind of not a vibe.
17:04Yeah.
17:04I feel like my energy's been down.
17:06Like, your energy or, like, you're talking about our energy?
17:09I think our energy.
17:10Yeah.
17:10My energy's been down because of our energy.
17:13Because of our energy, yeah.
17:14You know what I mean?
17:14Like, I feel like I've got, like, not a lot from you.
17:22It's like, for me, for me, I guess, right now, it's like I nearly put the ball in your court.
17:29But the ball is not in my court, babe.
17:33It's in your court.
17:34Mm-hmm.
17:34So Gabby is 99% gonna pick you.
17:38Mm-hmm.
17:39Okay?
17:39The ball's in your court, and you have to make it clear.
17:42Yeah.
17:43To, you know, Gabby and I.
17:47Someone is going home.
17:49And if Gabby chooses me, that could be Lacey.
17:53I want to be open to everything, but if being open means that Lacey's gone, then that's not what I want.
18:00Getting close, though.
18:04Oh, my God.
18:04I'm like, my shit.
18:07You are my pick.
18:07Really?
18:08Mm-hmm.
18:10I made my decision, you know?
18:11You are my pick.
18:12You are my number one girl.
18:31You feeling a bit more reassured now?
18:39I don't want to go home.
18:40I do feel a genuine connection.
18:44And with Jonathan, damn it, that's not his name.
18:53Well, good shot, babe.
18:55Good shot, hey.
18:56Good shot.
18:57Good shot.
18:57I have to pull Gabby's pick shot now.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Yeah.
19:01Yeah, yeah.
19:01Yeah.
19:02She has to hear it from me first, you know?
19:04Yeah, I think so.
19:05You should probably go through the heart.
19:07Mm-hmm.
19:07Coming up.
19:12Digging for secrets.
19:15This boy hasn't had sex for a year and a half.
19:18His balls must be blue.
19:21Uncovers very hard truths.
19:26That's doghouse, babe.
19:29I might as well be a dead man after this.
19:31I don't know.
19:39Everybody want to...
19:40Everybody want to...
19:41Everybody want to...
19:42Everybody want to...
19:43Everybody want to...
19:43Everybody want to put me in a box.
19:44Can't put me in a box.
19:48Hot nurse Conor has the hots for hot girl Isabel.
19:51And while he knows when to change a bandage, a compress and an IV line, no problem,
19:56he is less certain around lip gloss.
19:59How often do you reapply that stuff?
20:01Is it just something to do?
20:03How do you put it on?
20:05When?
20:06Because I always do that.
20:09Why do boys do that?
20:10I just feel like that's what you've got to do.
20:12Oh, yeah, I saw that.
20:12Hey, boys.
20:13I saw that.
20:14They're doing makeovers.
20:15Do you want to do my...
20:16Do you want to do my make-ups, babe?
20:18Don't look.
20:19Private.
20:20You're a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend.
20:24That's crazy.
20:25Sorry.
20:27Not the B word.
20:28So far in the villa, I've had a really nice, effortless, calm experience with Conor.
20:35I haven't felt this way in a very long time.
20:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:38Fall too fast and hit the ground.
20:43But maybe I want to find out with you, cause...
20:49I keep helping.
20:53I'm picking up your touch, thinking loud like you.
20:58That's a good kiss.
20:59Like a great kiss.
21:00I don't need any for a little bit.
21:11Or do I?
21:11No, you don't need to touch it.
21:14That was our first kiss since the challenge.
21:16We just kind of forgot where we were, and we were just kind of in the moment.
21:19We were really enjoying each other's company, and like, it feels like it's meant to be.
21:26We came for cuddles tonight, eh?
21:27Yeah.
21:30I'm not getting freaky, though.
21:34Having kissed Lacey, Jotham, that's J-O-T-H-A-M, Jotham, needs to chat to Gabby,
21:40just as soon as she's finished today's English lesson.
21:44What's adultery?
21:45It's cheating.
21:47Never heard of that before.
21:49Could I please steal you for a chat?
21:51Who? Me?
21:51Yes. Yes, please.
21:53OK.
21:53All right, all right, all right.
21:55Should we go down five here?
21:57Yeah, I'll be down.
21:59That's all right.
22:01How did everything go with Lacey?
22:03Yeah.
22:03Where were you guys?
22:04We were just by the TP.
22:06Yeah.
22:07He's going to tell her he's not into her.
22:09No, that's not.
22:10For real?
22:10I reckon.
22:11Be true.
22:11The energy.
22:12He would have just had a chat with Lacey and Lacey's probably giving him an ultimate American.
22:17And then he's.
22:19My big thing that I was talking to her about and we explained yesterday that was we very much wanted
22:24to get to know everyone.
22:25Yeah.
22:25In the recoupling, like I said to you, like I'd be happy to recouple with you as long as like we could keep our options open.
22:31Yeah.
22:32Um, and you know, I just kind of explained to her then that still in all the conversations I've had,
22:42like she's my first pick.
22:45Yeah.
22:45Like we did.
22:46We'd click strong.
22:47Mm-hmm.
22:47We did end up kissing so.
22:49Yeah.
22:50I wanted to let you know that but.
22:51Yeah, that's fine.
22:52Yeah, I thought like.
22:54Thanks for telling me.
22:54Yeah, I wanted to tell you, let you know.
22:56Yeah.
22:56Kind of where my head was at with that.
22:59Yeah.
23:00Jotham's done a big 180.
23:04Completely different to the man that I went on a date with but sure.
23:11Should we go join everyone?
23:12Yeah.
23:12All right.
23:13Good.
23:13Yeah.
23:14I'm glad we had that chat.
23:15Yeah.
23:15Thanks for letting you know.
23:16Of course.
23:21Aye, aye, aye, aye.
23:24That's negative vibes.
23:27Hey.
23:28Hey, aye.
23:31Tense vibes guys.
23:32Crickets.
23:32What's going on?
23:33Literal crickets.
23:35Okay, I'm just going to like.
23:36All right.
23:53You're fine bro.
23:55Yeah.
23:55Yeah.
23:56Yeah.
24:00What's wrong?
24:01I've literally only just left you and you were like beaming.
24:04Yeah, I just like.
24:06What's wrong?
24:09I just feel like I'm like.
24:10Oh God.
24:11I just feel like I'm way too much for everyone here.
24:14Like.
24:14You are not too much for anyone here.
24:16You know what the answer is?
24:18They are not enough for you.
24:19You're not too much for you.
24:20You're not too much but they are not enough for you.
24:26Babe, what's, what's caused this?
24:28Joseph just like took me for a chat and he just said like oh like me and Lacey had a good chat and like he's like we had a kiss like I wanted to tell you.
24:37And like I literally couldn't even like hold a fucking, like I was just like okay.
24:41Did you just leave or what?
24:42I was just like thanks for telling me and then I just walked off.
24:44Like what am I meant to say?
24:45Like I just feel like so stupid.
24:48Like you're feeling like he's your strongest connection and then he's gone and done that with Lacey.
24:53Yeah and it's fine.
24:53Like they're in a couple like they can do that but I just feel like a dumb fucking girl.
25:00They're all playing it safe in their couple or whatever.
25:02And I don't want you to take that personally because I think they're all scared.
25:07Yeah.
25:08He's literally a boy from the Gold Coast.
25:09Like why am I like crying right now?
25:12No.
25:12No I'm pissed off now.
25:13The fuck?
25:14I'm fine.
25:18And that's why I love her.
25:20Hashtag second win.
25:21Hashtag Gabby is back.
25:24I'm a fucking bad bitch.
25:26Like I'm not like a bummy little girl.
25:29Like I have my shit together and I know who the fuck I am.
25:32I'm just going to keep going for the person that I do find the most attractive and that I think I have a connection with.
25:39So what you're going to do is you're going to keep being you.
25:41You're going to stomp around your fucking boots all around the villa.
25:44Tits out.
25:45Pussy out.
25:46Hot as shit.
25:47Bro we are way too baddy for these men.
25:49I know.
25:49Let's do a little strut.
25:51We're too bad.
25:52We're too bad.
25:53Only five minutes after mental breakdown.
25:56Now that Jotham has ended things with Gabby as requested by Lacey.
26:00Surely Lacey only has eyes for him and him alone.
26:04I kind of just want to lay down.
26:06Kind of like what?
26:06What?
26:07Do you want to lay down?
26:07Can we just lay down on a towel?
26:10Oh yeah the conversation with Mick honestly caught me by surprise.
26:14I wasn't expecting that.
26:15Oh I like your belt.
26:16I didn't even like see that.
26:18Yeah it's pretty cool.
26:19The outfit is cool.
26:21My pants aren't dirty by the way.
26:23It's just look.
26:24No yeah no.
26:24I caught that vibe.
26:25And the rings.
26:26Yeah.
26:30How are you doing?
26:31How are you feeling?
26:32What's up my guy?
26:33How are we doing my guy?
26:34Fuck you were going for ages.
26:35Man.
26:36So what are you liking a guy?
26:40What I like in a guy?
26:41Yeah.
26:42I like a directive leader.
26:46Someone like you know like just uses their brain.
26:49I don't want to have to.
26:49Bit of a boss yeah.
26:51Like I'm a boss bitch.
26:53Yeah you are a bit.
26:54Yeah I am.
26:55Yeah I've been intimidated.
26:56Oh really?
26:56I think so.
26:58Do I intimidate you?
27:01Seeing Lacey with Mick.
27:02I don't know what the hell is going on here like like literally not 10 minutes ago.
27:06She's riding me like a horse.
27:07And you know we're sharing a little kiss.
27:09But here she is watching the stars with with him.
27:14Like what the hell?
27:15Lacey I'm like I'm one or two.
27:17You're Lacey?
27:17Yeah I think so.
27:18I've got a bead around.
27:20Fair enough.
27:21Fair enough.
27:30Have you taken any pics?
27:31Do you want to take a pic?
27:31Oh I forgot about that.
27:33You've been taking some selfies.
27:36I don't know if she's out here playing games.
27:40Trying to make me jealous.
27:41Or maybe she's really interested.
27:43But I don't do the toxic stuff so.
27:45This is your house of pain.
27:48The dark lips.
27:49It's a vibe.
27:51Oh my god.
27:52Sorry.
27:52Sorry darling.
27:53Got my got my like one mill of filler.
27:56I like them more like zoo then though like.
27:58Dude tomorrow Mick has to pick someone.
27:59You know that?
28:00Yeah.
28:00Yeah.
28:01So like what if what if you.
28:02I mean.
28:04What if he does be lazy?
28:09Yeah.
28:09Who knows.
28:10He could be lazy.
28:11It does make me question the conversation I've had with Gabby.
28:23And I'm wondering if I regret it.
28:27Watch all the memories come up on flames.
28:38In this house.
28:39Oh, my God, have I had a night.
29:00As night falls and the islanders get ready for bed
29:03by cleaning out their ears and picking dry skin,
29:06Zach goes for a Jotham and Lacey deep dive.
29:09Cos he's a swimmer.
29:11So where does Jotham stand with Lacey now?
29:14Fuck no.
29:15What better person to ask?
29:18Where do you stand with Lacey now?
29:20You just fighting?
29:21I mean, I guess my only worry would be if he picked her, but...
29:24That would be a concern.
29:26That would be my concern.
29:28He could just point his finger in any fucking direction.
29:30We're just like, oof, great.
29:34Oh, babe, you look so good.
29:36Do you smell fresh?
29:42Fresh.
29:43Fresh is it easy?
29:45So does anyone snore?
29:46I think everyone does a little bit.
29:48Oh, great.
29:49What's going on?
29:52Do you want to wait to talk to me with my mask?
29:55I'm really confused.
29:58With Mick, there was a connection where I felt like I could sit there
30:02and then talk to him for hours.
30:04Whereas, like, with Cooper, I feel like we have really good chat
30:09and really good banter, but, like, it's for, like, two seconds.
30:12No ex-girlfriends ever told you if you snore?
30:14Not really, no.
30:15Oh.
30:16Tomorrow I steal someone, so who the fuck am I taking with me?
30:20That's the question on my mind.
30:21Thanks for having me, guys.
30:22It's been great, OK, so far.
30:23Thanks for being here.
30:24If anyone wants to talk to me tomorrow, let me know.
30:27It's scattered, but the Riker will be chosen.
30:31Let me assure you that.
30:34I'm just scared.
30:35I feel like you know.
30:36I'm just scared.
30:37I feel like you know.
30:38I'm just...
30:39What do you have to be scared about?
30:42The dumping.
30:43The dumping?
30:44Yeah.
30:45Because it's not so big.
30:46Yeah.
30:47It's so big.
30:48Yeah.
30:49Yeah.
30:50It's so big.
30:51Yeah.
30:52Yeah.
30:53Mm.
30:54It's so big.
30:55Mm.
30:56Which one happened the other day?
30:57Yeah.
30:58It was great.
31:00Mm-hmm.
31:01I don't know.
31:02But...
31:04I don't think...
31:05I don't think that you...
31:06Like me.
31:07I don't think so.
31:08Yeah, I guess I'm you either.
31:09And now we're both in a similar situation.
31:11Yeah.
31:12Shut up!
31:13Well, yeah, I guess I'm your either.
31:18But now we're both in a similar situation.
31:23Shut up!
31:26You're, like, talking, you're not even whispering.
31:28I can hear you, bro.
31:29Wait, really?
31:31Yeah.
31:33I've got fucking earplugs in and I can still hear you motherfuckers.
31:36Everybody shut the fuck up, all right?
31:38Let me sleep.
31:39So, please.
31:40Good whisper, guys.
31:43Turn the sun up
31:45Waiting for the sky
31:48Do I cross your mind?
31:51Don't wanna
31:52Find another
31:54Trying to forget
31:58But if I let go, will I see you again?
32:09If I let go, will I see you again?
32:12Everybody shut up, moon.
32:24Another day in glorious Spain.
32:27The culture, the scenery, the food, the people.
32:30Oh, such splendour and elegance.
32:35Well, elegance is subjective.
32:39In the villa, the islanders soak up a night's worth of bodily gases in a poorly ventilated room.
32:46It's bad in there, guys.
32:48They can barely breathe.
32:49Listen.
32:52Oi.
32:53It's actually not that bright, eh?
32:58Good morning.
32:59Good morning.
33:00Good morning.
33:01Rise and shine.
33:02Good morning, Mick.
33:03How was your first sleep?
33:05Amazing.
33:07We fell asleep, cuddling.
33:08Did we?
33:08I don't remember falling asleep, but I do remember us cuddling and that's the last thing I remember.
33:12Aw.
33:13Aw.
33:13Aw.
33:14Yeah, that was nice.
33:15Ross and I had some cuddles last night.
33:16Yeah, it was a nice spoon.
33:17He's a little hesitant, like, he's very careful.
33:20I don't think he's being mindful not to push any boundaries with, like, physical touch and being too grabby and stuff.
33:24So, he's sort of just like, he's just like, oh, you know, it's really cute, actually.
33:30Critics say that this show objectifies the girls, so we've decided to take action and objectify the boys instead.
33:40Ah, shit.
33:44Morning, handsome.
33:45What do?
33:46Good morning, Mallorca.
33:49It's been an interesting morning so far.
33:51Fucking Terminator coming past me.
33:54Mid, uh, mid-sarts.
33:57Mi amigo.
34:03I like what I saw.
34:05Mick's got a really nice body, so it's kind of hard not to stare.
34:09Yeah.
34:10I'm trying not to be a freak.
34:12I am the freak today.
34:14Indeed.
34:16Meanwhile, Olympic swimmer Zach is hoping to make a splash in the kitchen and impress Sian.
34:22Whilst he may never fertilise her eggs, he can at least cook her some.
34:26First one in the kitchen, I'm just going to make Sian brekkie.
34:29I just wanted to make her aware that, like, she's definitely the person that I like the most in here.
34:32A bit of effort can go a long way in here.
34:36I'm like, you know what, let's just whip up a little omelette.
34:43Zach was frying up a one-man kind of omelette, and I'm like, oh, sweet.
34:47Normally we do a communal thing, so that was like, oh, okay, he's just cooking for himself.
34:51Big appetite.
34:51I'm like, you know what?
34:52Cheese!
34:53It's finished, got some cheese, got a bit of bacon.
34:57Unfortunately, there was no avocado, but I was like, you know what?
35:01Chopped up a little banana, which I don't know if that was cool, but...
35:06Mmm, five eggs, some salt and a banana.
35:09Take me to bed and show me your big bronze medal, handsome.
35:13I just wanted her to look at me like I can do those things.
35:20You know?
35:22Oh, what's that dude?
35:25Shut up, did he make you breakfast?
35:29Bailey, you asked for eggs, and he's bringing you eggs.
35:31Bless.
35:31Oh, bless him.
35:32You're a good boy.
35:37Morning, Olympian.
35:38Morning, guys.
35:39Sian, I made you a little omelette.
35:44Me?
35:45Yeah.
35:46Oh!
35:47Oh, thank you.
35:48That was very nice.
35:49Hope you have a nice day.
35:51Oh, that's so nice of you.
35:53Oh, love.
36:04I thought that was for you.
36:07No comment.
36:09Oh, that looks good, babe.
36:11I think, whoa.
36:13I looked downstairs, and Jan, and she's, like, tucking into this omelette, and I was like,
36:18oh, shit.
36:19What do you guys reckon happening today?
36:22A lot.
36:23A lot.
36:23Poor Ross.
36:25Defeated by a salty Olympic omelette and a banana.
36:28I know.
36:29Why don't you work out with walking testosterone avalanche, Jotham?
36:32He'll inspire you to be your strongest, most rugged self.
36:37How am I going to?
36:38Oh, yeah.
36:39Yeah.
36:39You ready?
36:40Oh, he's shaking.
36:41Oh, he's shaking.
36:42Wait, wait, wait.
36:43That was no warm-up, too.
36:44That was tough.
36:44Yeah.
36:46Do you want me to just piggyback?
36:47Yeah, just piggybacking.
36:49All right, B.
36:50Ready, set, go.
36:51Oh, she's holding me.
36:53Go, squat.
36:54Oh!
36:55Oh, yes!
36:56Damn.
36:57She's going slower, too.
36:58She's showing you up.
37:00I could do that, too.
37:01Be lifted by a girl, I mean.
37:03Anyway, guess what happens next?
37:06Oh, shit.
37:08I got a text.
37:09Oh, shit.
37:11Damn it.
37:12My heart just sank.
37:14I'm scared.
37:16Islanders, ghosting is a sin, but today is a challenge.
37:19Get ready to dig up some dirt on each other.
37:22You're about to be ghosted.
37:23Hashtag grave danger.
37:25Hashtag kiss and tell.
37:27Yeah!
37:27A challenge!
37:28A challenge!
37:29Wait, what?
37:29Hashtag kiss and tell?
37:32Can't wait to get some kisses.
37:33Everyone, clean your t-t-pegs.
37:36Use floss.
37:37Get kissing, brother.
37:39Yeah!
37:40Let's go.
37:41I ain't saying what I'm done.
37:43He does some shit, huh?
37:44Ah.
37:45First challenge!
37:47Woo!
37:48First challenge!
37:49First challenge!
37:50Let's go!
37:52I'm keen to shake some shit up.
37:55I'm keen to shake my ass, and I'm keen to kiss some boys.
37:59Aw, the excited squeals before it all goes horribly wrong.
38:04I've missed this.
38:05First challenge!
38:06That's what we know is!
38:08Woo!
38:14Woo!
38:16Catch that feeling.
38:18Let's go!
38:19Come on, say shit.
38:20Slow-mo running can only mean one thing.
38:22The first challenge of the season.
38:25It's the year of the wicked sins, and there is none worse than ghosting.
38:29This is Ghosted, and it's Boys Vs. Girls.
38:36Our Islander Gravediggers will start with a sexy shovel dance
38:42before digging up some dirt on a fellow Islander.
38:47This boy once told a girl he had a micro-penis to get out of a date.
38:52Very damaging for the brand.
38:55I think there's a few things you could say to girls
38:57to get out of hooking up with them
38:59before saying, you've got a micro-penis.
39:01They decide who they think the secret belongs to
39:05and lock lips inside a cosy coffin...
39:10..before the spirits of Love Island's past reveal the true answer.
39:18I was lying.
39:19Oh, we all know you're telling the truth.
39:21The micro-penis story was a joke.
39:23Up next is Yana.
39:31Oh, shit!
39:33Come on, baby!
39:35Yay!
39:37This boy has had sex with a woman more than 30 years older than him.
39:42Whoa!
39:43That's a big gap, babes.
39:45That's like my mum.
39:47I think I know.
39:48I think it's good fun.
39:49I think it's good fun.
39:50I think it's good fun.
39:51I think it's good fun.
39:52Yeah, it's good fun.
39:53Go girls!
39:54Woo!
39:55Woo!
39:56Woo!
39:57Woo!
39:58Woo!
39:59Woo!
40:00Woo!
40:01Woo!
40:02Woo!
40:03Woo!
40:04Woo!
40:05Show us how you make babies!
40:06Woo!
40:07Yes!
40:08Woo!
40:09Woo!
40:10Woo!
40:11It wasn't a bad little kiss.
40:12It was good to sort of remind each other that there's something there.
40:14Woo!
40:15Woo!
40:16I want to know who it was.
40:17Oh, my God.
40:18Oh, mighty Love Island spirit slash work experience Lucia, reveal the answer!
40:23Woo!
40:24Woo!
40:25Woo!
40:26Woo!
40:27Woo!
40:28Woo!
40:29Woo!
40:30Woo!
40:31Woo!
40:32Woo!
40:33He's in some wrinkly old saggy vaginas.
40:35Wow!
40:36Wow!
40:37I was like 17 or 18 and she was, yeah, past 50.
40:40Woo!
40:41Woo!
40:42Woo!
40:43I'm happy for him, you know.
40:44It sounded like he had a good time and I think he would have got some valuable life experience.
40:48It's time to burn the show!
40:55He's getting down and dirty, babe.
40:58This boy has a third nipple.
41:00What?
41:01What?
41:02Oh!
41:03I know damn well who has a third nipple, but I'm going for the man that I want to kiss.
41:07I don't give a shit.
41:08Spice.
41:09Spice.
41:10Spice.
41:11Okay.
41:12She just wants the kiss.
41:14She just wants the kiss.
41:16Woo!
41:17I honestly was feeling a bit of sparks.
41:22I kind of just wanted all the other islanders to move away because I think if there was no
41:26one there, things would have gone a lot further.
41:28Oh, my God!
41:32Oh, yeah!
41:33Yeah, the kiss with Bailey was quite nice.
41:35You know, it would be nice to get to know her a bit more in the next few days, I think,
41:37for sure.
41:38Second baby!
41:39Where's your nipple?
41:40Where is it?
41:41Where is it?
41:42Where is it?
41:43Right here.
41:44I was born by the third nipple too.
41:45Where is it?
41:46And when I was born, they thought I was going to have three tits.
41:47Oh!
41:48Oh!
41:49Oh!
41:50Oh!
41:51Oh!
41:52Lay-see looks good in that fit.
41:53Oh, my God!
41:54This boy's body count is ten.
42:15I
42:18Didn't expect any of the boys coming on Love Island. What do you count to be ten?
42:22I thought that this was literally where fuck boys come to play
42:27hmm
42:28which
42:29My left it is telling me Jossam and my right boobies telling me Connor. Maybe these two?
42:38And to be honest, I kind of just wanted to kiss them both
42:45Yeah, this is good. I can never get bored of kissing Lacey our biggest problem is knowing where to stop
42:57Yeah, I've never waited in line for a kiss which is a bit weird
43:09That made me feel quite uncomfortable. I was just like
43:15I
43:21Don't like a few one-night stands and I just they're never for me, so I like need the connection for it to be fun for me
43:29Connor's secret was a massive green flag. It made me much more confident in the connection that I have with Connor
43:35Yeah
43:41This boy finds girls ankles sexually arousing
43:45What? I had no idea ankle fetishes were a thing, but you know don't yuck someone's yum
43:50Who fucking is the freak that likes ankle?
43:52Oh no!
43:58The kiss for Zach was like it was good. It was very similar to the one that we had earlier, but I didn't get the fanny flutters
44:06I
44:16Honestly can't explain it. Do you think he's broke up with me because of my ankles? I think these are pretty good
44:21This boy hasn't had sex for a year and a half
44:31Kind of made us a bit confused like his balls must be blue as blue as the mayor can ocean no girlfriend for a year and a half
44:40Don't say that
44:49Get your lips off my name
44:51Ew
44:52I reckon by far hottest kiss like he knows what he's doing
44:57To have a kiss with her was nice off the back of our eye fucking last night on the date
45:05That's hot let's change that
45:10This boy's father was an olympic swimmer
45:26Wait is it not Zach? Is it not Zach?
45:28The girls are all telling me all different names
45:30But I just completely am blocking everyone else out
45:32This is my moment to shine
45:34I bet you wanna be like me
45:36I bet you wanna be like me
45:38I'm the bombshell
45:40So I'm giving it my all with the guy that I have my eye on
45:48Gabby's kiss took me by surprise
45:50I was not ready, but I was loving it
45:52Oh my gosh!
45:54She's riding on that bang!
46:00Kissing Gabby the way that he did
46:02That's doghouse babe
46:04That's how you bomb!
46:06That's how you bomb!
46:08Fire!
46:09I can feel the heat!
46:10Oh my god!
46:11No I don't know
46:12Oh my god your lips!
46:13They just started twitching
46:14You see her hair?
46:15Yeah, what the fuck?
46:16Yeah, yeah, yeah
46:17I'm off that
46:19I'm off that
46:20Yeah, I'd be off that too
46:21I'm off that
46:22I'm off that
46:23If he gave me one thing, he gave me his good genes
46:27Yeah
46:29I can feel the daggers coming from Lacey
46:31I might as well be a dead man after this
46:33The Islanders are halfway through their first challenge
46:57Now it's the boys turn to sexy dance
47:01I said sexy dance sack
47:03And dig up some dirt on the girls
47:06This girl has a vibrator called Ophelia
47:08What the hell?
47:10Oh, is that a play on words?
47:12Ophelia?
47:13Oh Ophelia
47:14I think the girl that has this vibrator must be very funny and intelligent
47:18And also the girl that I kind of really want to kiss
47:21I feel like Zach's second kiss with Sian was a bit more direct and not related to the question
47:36The kiss was good and I definitely would want more for sure
47:43Oh mighty Ouija board slash work experience Lucia reveal Ophelia's true owner
47:53Okay, to explain, it's actually nothing creative
47:56It's just a name that it comes with on the box
47:58So that's what we call it
47:59And all of the girls know it's called Ophelia
48:01Sleigh Queen, I love that for her
48:02You've got to always have a connection with your vibrator
48:04It's a special thing, doll
48:05Yes, daddy!
48:07Woo!
48:08This girl loves to call men daddy during sex
48:17Oh!
48:18Every single one of them
48:19Daddy, big deal
48:21Daddy, mommy, puppy
48:22Call me whatever you want
48:23I like it
48:24I've got to be honest
48:25I knew that wasn't Isabelle
48:26But I only wanted one kiss
48:27So I went for it
48:28I enjoyed my kiss with Isabelle
48:29I thought it was quite nice
48:30Give it a solid 8.5 out of 10
48:44That's crazy!
48:45What a shock!
48:46Wrong answer, daddy!
48:47Wow!
48:48Shit!
48:49That micro penis!
48:50This girl was paid six grand by a guy just to reply to his DM
49:08Oh shit!
49:09What?
49:10Wait, listen, I think it's Sian
49:13Taking 6k off a bloke for a DM is crazy
49:17Girl!
49:18Look out for me
49:19Look out for me
49:20Look out for me
49:29I honestly picked Yana because I thought that she was the one that took 6k and the kiss was unreal
49:34Stoked
49:35Oh, the leg
49:36Yeah, I did get a little bit jealous
49:37That has just sort of made me realise a bit more that no, I do actually like it
49:42Oh shit!
49:43Six grand?
49:44Yeah, a guy like I made him pay me six grand and then every time he wanted to reply he had to pay me $300 and he did
49:57So you replied to mine for free?
49:58Yeah
49:59Yeah
50:00My middle name is Wave
50:01Let me get a straight house, I spend my day
50:02Let me get a straight house, I spend my day
50:03Let me get a straight house, I spend my day
50:04This girl has shot and chopped up cows
50:10I don't get it
50:11I don't get it
50:12Man, this answer could be anyone
50:13Oh shit, he better pick you, I swear to god
50:17Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
50:24What'd that skeleton do?
50:26Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
50:28The first kiss was so good, I had to come back for seconds
50:32Ahhhh!
50:34Oh no!
50:35Ahhhh!
50:36She loves to jump up!
50:37Damn son
50:38I could already see his grave his grave was already dug he really did just do
50:53his own grave there oh she fucking hates that I think Jotham's in the doghouse
51:00it will have some explaining to do for sure thank you next my grandparents um had a farm so I was got
51:13there and like yeah it's the wrong one oh no that's bad because he should have kissed you Lacey is not
51:22happy there are some some best there's coming from across the bench right now this is in the
51:27grave tonight baby on his gravestone it would be Jotham minus Lacey I don't think Lacey is happy
51:39we like the exact same guy but it's love island I will claim him and he'll be mine
51:45see this is why I stopped digging up graves it always ends in drama and speaking of drama
51:56next time the bombs will steal and someone or some ones are getting dumped next time
52:04welcome to your third
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