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00:00You
00:02you
00:28Let me turn this up
00:32I can't even do this. Where are your sleeves, bro?
00:34You're like, what are you, Chris Brown in 2016?
00:37No!
00:38Oh, I'm back to the TV!
00:40Oh, rice and chimes, beautiful?
00:46No, you're sitting here dashing chips.
00:47You're supposed to be making chips, bro.
00:48What's going on with the stair-over shit?
00:50Oh, look, why is this guy blazing me for?
00:52Yo, the basement's blessed
00:55and we already secured our first guest.
00:58Excuse me.
00:59The water's not working downstairs.
01:02Don't worry.
01:02The upstairs bathroom will be free for you
01:04just now in about two seconds, ma'am.
01:07Girl!
01:08Hurry up and jump out the washroom!
01:10Why are you yelling like that so early?
01:12Yo, easy on the front!
01:13Fuck you and don't yell at me!
01:18Yo, I have a second.
01:21Give me a ride to Xenathon.
01:22I can't even look at you right now.
01:32That's crazy.
01:33Bro, cut it out, bro.
01:34I told you $19 an hour is not going to cut it, bro.
01:36How much are you really getting paid?
01:37$35 an hour.
01:39He said $35?
01:39Yeah.
01:40$35, eh?
01:41Yeah.
01:42Holy, can I have a dollar?
01:43Bill Gates?
01:44Yeah, let's see if he doesn't get fired in two days.
01:46Is it hiring?
01:46Yeah, honestly, I could take it.
01:47Sightening, I'm out of fucking sellouts.
01:49Whatever, man.
01:49You can give me a ride or not.
01:52All right.
01:52Yo, your zipper's half down, though.
01:54It's a little cold outside.
01:56No, it's half up.
01:57It's how I rock it.
01:58Why don't I just zip it up?
01:58Bro, it's how I rock my shit.
01:59I'll just give me a quick zip real quick.
02:01For what, bro?
02:01Just zip it up, bro.
02:02You worry about Xenathon, bro.
02:03Don't worry about Shazam shit.
02:04Your zipper's down.
02:05I'm just saying zip it up.
02:06Let me see you zip it up.
02:06It's good as is, bro.
02:07It's how I rock it.
02:08You sure it's not just broken?
02:09Broken what?
02:09Okay, bro, this is money.
02:11These aren't cheap.
02:14There are zippers all the way down, gang.
02:16Oh, shit.
02:18All right, let's get the fuck out of here.
02:19Yo, fix that water.
02:20Replace my fucking chips.
02:21Those aren't my chips.
02:22Exactly.
02:24My Chris.
02:26Everett totally hacked our immigrant idea.
02:29And when you're here,
02:31Sabrina jobs can be easy.
02:33I mean, you might have to interview,
02:34but everyone at Shazam is a fucking idiot.
02:36So, I mean, don't even get me started on my boss.
02:39Like, the other day, he said...
02:40Steve Breezy.
02:41Hey!
02:42Holy bagla-ness.
02:43What are you, the bag lady?
02:44Sorry, I'll clean that up ASAP.
02:46Sorry.
02:47Holy shit, Carly.
02:48Get it together.
02:49I won't give up until we're together.
02:51In the meantime, I'm sending more barrels.
02:54Love and kisses from your baby.
02:58Carly.
02:58Hi.
03:00You checking on the adoption stuff for Michael?
03:02Trust me, I've been refreshing my email all night.
03:05You trying to stick me for overtime hours?
03:07I'm trying to make sure we're not under fucking investigation.
03:11I don't know why you're so chill.
03:13Like, a PI wasn't just here.
03:14Yeah, but what is there really to investigate, though?
03:16Like, really, if you look into it.
03:18Defrauding the government $30,000
03:19and submitting false information on an undocumented immigrant.
03:24Okay, but he's about to be documented, though.
03:26Is he?
03:26Yeah.
03:27In due time.
03:28Oh, shit.
03:31Dear Mr. Saunders, yada yada.
03:34They're sending a caseworker to your house on Friday for an interview.
03:38Wow.
03:39The system is fucked.
03:40Okay, so we're blessed, then.
03:41Grandman comes by now.
03:43We tell him to fuck off.
03:44That guy's my son.
03:45We're legit.
03:45What should I expect from the caseworker visit?
03:49Probably just, you know, make it a warm, loving environment.
03:54Yo, Eric!
03:55Jump out to watch you!
03:56No screaming and shit.
03:57Yo, he's your friend!
03:58Yeah, no.
03:59Like a wholesome family.
04:02Fuck you!
04:03And don't yell at me!
04:04You might pull him up a how to adopt a child tutorial.
04:07Just drop me the link.
04:09All right, we lost Eric.
04:10So I need y'all niggas to hold your weight.
04:12All right, Hassan?
04:13I'm gonna need you to supervise while I float around
04:14and smooze Trish for the grand Marlo job, all right?
04:17I'm at the end of my fives, but I could supervise what I can,
04:20but I'm cooked right now.
04:24There's no way you're telling me it's still Ramadan.
04:26It is, though.
04:27Fuck.
04:27All right, fuck.
04:29The rest of you lock in.
04:30Carla, what are we doing?
04:31Uh, Trisha's office is having their floors polished,
04:35so you guys are in there to take shit out
04:37and then back tomorrow to put shit back in.
04:39Trisha's the one who decides what jobs we get, if any,
04:42so let's take ourselves serious today.
04:43Eric!
04:44Ev!
04:44I'm here, buddy.
04:45I'm here.
04:45Oh, shit.
04:46Doug, I forgot you're down two legs.
04:47Yeah.
04:48I told him he needed to rest, but you know my Dougie.
04:50All right, Doug, all right, Doug.
04:57All right, Doug.
04:58Oh, shit.
04:59You're just me right on here.
05:01Oh, shit.
05:02Pumpernickel.
05:04Your favorite.
05:06Pick me up at six, babe?
05:08Ah, Tyson's gonna have the car, baby.
05:11So, uh, no, don't be mad.
05:13Don't be mad.
05:14It's okay.
05:14No, it's all right.
05:15It's okay, baby.
05:16I know, I know.
05:18All right, Doug.
05:19All right, Doug.
05:19Look, you make sure you help him piss.
05:22You understood?
05:23I'll do it, yeah.
05:24Okay, bye.
05:31Pretty hot piece of ass, eh?
05:33Wait.
05:35That's your girl?
05:36Oh, yeah.
05:37I didn't think that's his old lady.
05:38What the fuck's that supposed to mean, boys?
05:41Deb's a goddamn smoke show, okay?
05:44I'm not talking about the kind that happens when you blow some shit up, eh, Ricky?
05:48Hey, oh, yeah, no, no, yeah, no, she's, no.
05:50No, no, she's real, she's beautiful.
05:52Yeah, right, yeah, I know.
05:53She's a good cook.
05:54Yeah, she's gorgeous.
05:55Yeah, she's gorgeous.
05:55Yeah, she's gorgeous.
05:55Yeah, she's gorgeous.
05:56Yeah, I wish I could pull off leather pants.
05:59Mucho, bud.
05:59Yeah, one laugh.
06:00Yeah, yeah.
06:01Yeah, no, she's very beautiful.
06:03Fucking thought so, boys.
06:04All right, let's roll out.
06:06Doug, literally.
06:08You got a pee?
06:10Uh, hey, is this, uh, his last crew?
06:15Um.
06:16Sit her down, brother.
06:16You're in the right place.
06:17Yeah, okay.
06:22Zeniton finally cashed the Shazam boy, eh?
06:25Trinity Scones.
06:26What's up, man?
06:27Not anymore.
06:28I sell the company to Zeniton.
06:31So now, I change Z.
06:34Holy.
06:35Oh, my goodness.
06:40Hey, brother, is this really you?
06:43What are you doing here?
06:44Well, brother, give up my driving school dream, and now I do moving job here.
06:49Oh, okay.
06:50It's fine.
06:51But this slug gun is a real prick.
06:54What the diddly dick is up, shitheads?
06:56I just dispatched 30 units around the GTA, and you guys are stuck with me.
06:59We got a lot of jobs on the agenda today, so I hope you fuckers are ready.
07:03Gary?
07:03Three things you love about Zeniton.
07:05Go.
07:05Zeniton fucks.
07:06That's one thing, shithead.
07:08I asked for three.
07:08Dave, go.
07:09On time?
07:10Organize?
07:10Naveed?
07:11We are the movers who move.
07:15Plastic to be fucking mess.
07:17Oh, sorry, shit.
07:18Those are Zeniton work orders.
07:20My dad would be losing his shit.
07:22What about I dry, dry the coffee like this?
07:25We're soaking into the lacquer that we just put on those MDF tables last week.
07:28No, no, get out.
07:29Get out.
07:29Get out.
07:29Get out.
07:30Sorry, boss.
07:31I'm...
07:31You're fired.
07:32Get the fuck out.
07:35Oh, my God.
07:36Fine.
07:36I don't need this shit.
07:36Who the fuck wears a blazer to a moving job anyways, you prick?
07:39Let's welcome Eric.
07:45He's new here.
07:46He left his brother's shitty company to join us here at Zenithon, and it's up to all of
07:50us to make sure he gets wind of what we do here at Zenithon.
07:54Thanks a lot.
07:54I'm, uh, I'm excited to be here.
07:56Fucking right you are.
07:57Just like this guy.
07:58He makes 35 an hour.
07:59Oh!
08:02You got shit on!
08:04Yo, did you do yourself?
08:06I did a little bit.
08:07Oh, my God.
08:07All right, so make sure that everything is in the hallway past the elevators.
08:11Okay?
08:12Not in front of it or behind it.
08:14Past it.
08:15All right?
08:17Okay?
08:17The buffers are going to need access to the elevators.
08:19I don't want any shit in the way.
08:21Got it.
08:22I was talking to the moopers, T.
08:23Me too.
08:25So, everything in the hallway past the elevators.
08:28We understand you fast, lady, already.
08:31Why don't you go to the front desk and check for some packages?
08:33Up, you can take the stairs or...
08:37Tiana.
08:38You, please.
08:39Oh, shit.
08:40Of course.
08:41On it right now.
08:44I think these guys are going to need the service elevators, so if you could just take the stairs.
08:47Sorry?
08:48The stairs.
08:49Oh, right.
08:49Okay.
08:50It's not the fire escape?
08:52Tiana.
08:53You're smart.
08:54Yeah?
08:55Yes.
08:55Let's do it.
08:56I love her.
08:57Yeah?
08:58Oh.
08:58She's good.
08:59She's doing a good job.
09:00Tiana's working out, huh?
09:01I swear to God, sometimes I feel like she's trying to get tired on purpose.
09:06Speaking of firing and hiring and shit, we got to talk about the grand Marlo.
09:09Enough.
09:10I'm giving that job to Zenithon.
09:11End of story.
09:12Why does the story got to end?
09:13These guys are fucking pricks, lad.
09:14Because Hassan puked on my car, right?
09:18Hassan!
09:19My bad.
09:19And then Ricky, he blew up an entire elevator shaft.
09:24Who did that?
09:26Yeah.
09:26And the owner of Zenithon doesn't forge fucking signatures.
09:29Okay, you did the same thing to me, first off.
09:32Second off, Ricky didn't blow up no elevator.
09:33He can't just be saying that.
09:34Mm, yes the fuck he did.
09:34And then three, yeah, fucking accidents happen on the work floor.
09:37That's why there's insurance.
09:38You're not supposed to abuse insurance.
09:39Okay, we're not fucking abusing insurance.
09:41Who's abusing insurance?
09:41You're asking me to abuse insurance.
09:42I'm not asking you to abuse insurance.
09:44Okay.
09:44Well, Zlad's team gets the job done, and in full uniforms that don't show off their asses.
09:50When's the last time you see my guys' asses?
09:51Okay.
09:52Come here.
09:54Oh, shit.
09:55Ass.
09:56Ass.
09:57Ass.
09:57There's three diverse asses.
09:59Yo, guys.
10:00Hold the fucking pants up.
10:01That was that time.
10:06Before that?
10:07Okay.
10:08You guys have been decent at best.
10:09Okay?
10:10Grand Marlo is next level shit.
10:11Okay, come on.
10:12Don't do that.
10:13Don't make a decision until we're done with this job.
10:15Decisions made, bro.
10:16Man, fuck that shit.
10:18I don't know why you make us sound like the worst moving company.
10:20You should see what these other guys are doing.
10:21I don't know.
10:22I've seen some pretty reckless shit come from you.
10:24You gotta see what these guys do.
10:25You're a fucking throw up on the spot.
10:26I see what I need to see.
10:34That's fucked up.
10:36Oh.
10:37Mm-mm.
10:37Um, but I, you know what?
10:39I actually have a new one coming in the mail.
10:42So, that's, that's the matter of the fact.
10:44Yeah, I'm sure, yeah.
10:45And that's all that matters.
10:45Yeah.
10:46I wonder what happens if I ask the community how they feel about this.
10:48Okay, well, you're in my office and you're making me fucking nervous.
10:50And I was supposed to put it in that box and I put it in this bed and here we are.
10:52Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm sure.
10:53Yeah, I don't know, man.
10:53That's not a good excuse to know.
10:54How are you?
10:55How dare you?
10:56Yeah, let's ask the audience.
10:56How dare you?
10:57Let's ask the audience how they feel about that.
10:58You know what?
10:58How would you just step it up and marinate on Grand Marlo?
11:00Get the fuck off my back.
11:03Fine.
11:09I'm gonna beat your dicks into the ground, okay?
11:12You hear me?
11:14Hurt head.
11:15Hurt this!
11:17No.
11:18No what?
11:19No.
11:20Like no?
11:21No, like never.
11:22Just this morning?
11:23No!
11:23Fuck this morning, man.
11:25Fuck this morning.
11:26No, because, like, he farted.
11:27No, he didn't.
11:28I don't give a fuck.
11:29That's not what we do.
11:31Yeah.
11:32We're on the job site.
11:33Get the fuck out of here.
11:34Get to where all of you.
11:36All right, yeah.
11:36Wait, wait, we don't get paid to stand around.
11:38Come on!
11:40Hassan, you seeing him there?
11:42Maybe we take a break fast.
11:44It's too late for breakfast, man.
11:45No, no, no, no, man.
11:46I didn't break.
11:47Maybe we take a skinny break, a break fast.
11:50No, bro.
11:51No breaks.
11:52Get this shit done sooner rather than later so I can go home and touch my bed.
11:56Yo!
11:56Hassan!
11:57Let me talk to you, bro.
11:58Yo, you see how I'm handling these guys?
11:59Look, you want to supervise?
12:01You got to be all over these guys, man.
12:02Oh, man.
12:02These niggas, man.
12:03I'm super locked.
12:04No, bro, you're not locked.
12:04I'm locked.
12:04I'm locked.
12:06Quick school.
12:07All right, y'all, look.
12:07With Eric being gone, there's a lot of extra cash rolling around.
12:10But you can sort these niggas out, and I'll sort you out, nigga.
12:14Okay?
12:15Supervisorship.
12:16Keep it locked.
12:17Supervisor.
12:19Supervisor.
12:20Okay, man.
12:20Hold it down, man.
12:21Got you.
12:21Finish my shit in here.
12:23That's on me, bro.
12:24I'm sorry.
12:25You know, first days on the job are always tough.
12:28But tomorrow will be better.
12:30Yeah?
12:31Just me and you picking up checks all day so we can be boys.
12:35Bring it in, bro.
12:36Appreciate you, bro.
12:37Ass, I got you.
12:40You fucking dingus.
12:42You want to hear a diss track?
12:43Shazam diss track I made?
12:45Stopped by Stu on the way home from the office last night.
12:47Recorded this shit.
12:48Listen.
12:48Yeah, I didn't really want to have to do it to him, but Shazam, man.
12:53You pissed me off with that latest movie.
12:55Don't hit me with the ball.
12:58Don't hit me with the ball.
12:58What the fuck?
13:06Yo.
13:07Hassan.
13:09You have to try this one, man.
13:11Bro, my job is literally to make sure none of this has happened.
13:13Do not swing that club.
13:14Then you, do not shoot the ball.
13:16Why?
13:18Boss is basically my father.
13:19I can't do what I want.
13:20Please.
13:21What?
13:22Fam, I don't know who your dad is, but I know it's not the boss.
13:24I'm your supervisor, so listen to me.
13:26Hassan.
13:28Everybody is basically becoming my brother, man.
13:30His father is marrying my mother, so...
13:32Do you think that gives you, like, special treatment or some shit?
13:34Family rules very different, okay?
13:37Wake up.
13:39Put the ball down.
13:40Hassan, I think he's going to sleep from my hands, Hassan.
13:42Please.
13:42My hand is feeling shaky.
13:43Nate, come on.
13:44Hassan, what do you want me to do?
13:46All right, man.
13:46One shot, one shot.
13:47Get it out of the way and get back to work, please.
13:53Let's go, guys.
13:54Break time's over.
13:55Stop fucking around.
13:55Oh, what the fuck, yo?
14:03Dog, you caught us locked?
14:05Okay, yo, come on.
14:05Let's go.
14:06Let's go.
14:07Watch your blood on my cushion, eh?
14:09Yo, Hassan, I'm going to drop you off of the ER and I got to get back to this job, bro.
14:11Nah, I can't go to the hospital.
14:13I can't.
14:13What do you mean you're bleeding in my back seat?
14:15Bro, I don't have my health card.
14:16I haven't had it for, like, 15 years.
14:18What do you mean?
14:19Bro, you know that service Ontario line is mad long.
14:21I can't do that shit.
14:23All right, look, fuck.
14:24I'm going to drop you off of mine.
14:24I got some leftover ibuprofen, some ginger ale, and I got to fucking leave you on your
14:28own, dog.
14:28Sorry.
14:28Never thought I'd be this down bad on Ramadan.
14:31Yeah, maybe the fast life's not for you, nigga.
14:32You want to drop you off of mine, Shane?
14:34I'm out of mine, Shane.
14:38See, the throne is the best.
14:42Fuck, shazam.
14:43Fuck, shazam.
14:44Fuck, shazam.
14:45Fuck, shazam.
14:49You got to supervise yourself.
14:50You want us to just stay warm while I'm getting cold medicine to help with the pain.
14:54If you want, and then, yeah, we've got old pizza in the fridge whenever you're allowed
14:57to eat, and then just watch over for the whole...
14:59Oh, fuck.
15:00Okay, y'all got to go.
15:01You good?
15:01I just need a little snooze.
15:04Bye, man.
15:15We almost missed the fire.
15:17Huh?
15:17What time is it?
15:18Let's go.
15:48Yo, Crouton, allow my plumbing, bro.
15:53What are you doing?
15:54You're blum as fuck.
16:16I'm blumming, man.
16:17What's the problem?
16:18Bro, I hired a plumber.
16:19You don't plumb.
16:20I blum for five years in my country.
16:24Man, that's a bullshit, man.
16:25This is what I'm telling you right now, bro.
16:27You're messing up my operation, bro.
16:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, silence.
16:30Bro, you're messing with my money right now.
16:32Bro, are you serious?
16:33You want it on?
16:34I'll show you.
16:34I will turn it.
16:35Look.
16:36Oh.
16:37It is on.
16:44Yo, there's a pen.
16:46Yo!
16:47I need help!
16:48You said you were an engineer.
16:50I've been an engineer for 20 years.
16:52What's the hell?
16:53You're taking my money or putting it into your money?
16:57Please!
16:58I need help!
17:00No!
17:01No!
17:02No!
17:02No!
17:03No!
17:04No!
17:04No!
17:05No!
17:05No!
17:06No!
17:07No!
17:08No!
17:09Yup.
17:10Yup.
17:14How's, uh, shit?
17:17It's all right.
17:18I got blades for farting, but...
17:21Besides that, it's all right.
17:22You?
17:25Shit's good. Shit's fucking perfect.
17:27Mm.
17:28It's like shit.
17:29Ricky told me you guys are kind of falling apart.
17:31We dug out and just...
17:32Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
17:33Falling apart, nah.
17:35Nah, honestly, everyone started working two times harder and shit,
17:37so I don't realize we're down any guys.
17:42Excuse me?
17:43Oh, the plumber's outside working on the wire.
17:45I'll be back in a sec.
17:46There's a man on my floor.
17:47My man?
17:48Yo.
17:52My man has his extra pounds?
17:54Where are your socks?
17:55I almost died in doo-doo water.
17:59Yo, Carla.
18:00I'm leaving Hassan here with you and Doug.
18:01It's his last day at Ramadan, so just take it easy on him.
18:04Got it.
18:05Light day.
18:06Light day.
18:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:08Light day.
18:09So, did Trisha notice the glass?
18:12Did she notice an entire glass wall smash?
18:14Yeah.
18:15Was she pissed?
18:16Nah, she was always fucking pissed.
18:17Oh, yeah.
18:18True.
18:19Take it easy, my boys.
18:20Well, have a good day.
18:26Let's get the fuck to work.
18:27You know, every father getting married to my mother, right?
18:28So, I'm gonna be boss's brother.
18:29So, that mean, Michael, I'm gonna be...
18:30You are my co-worker that is not working.
18:31No, man.
18:32I'm gonna be your uncle, man.
18:33You have to call me Uncle Ricky.
18:34Mike, boss brother is right.
18:35I'm your uncle and I'm telling you to respect your uncle Ricky.
18:36He's not even the boss brother yet.
18:37Uh-uh.
18:38But I am your uncle and I'm telling you to respect his.
18:39Uh-uh.
18:40But I am your uncle and I'm telling you to respect him.
18:41You ugly my uncle.
18:42Ah.
18:43You left Nigeria when I was a baby.
18:44Ah.
18:45When last did you come to Nigeria?
18:46Uh-uh.
18:47Ricky.
18:48You know his assent is fake.
18:49Ah!
18:50It's ugly my uncle.
18:51Ah!
18:52You ugly my uncle.
18:53Ah!
18:54You left Nigeria when I was a baby.
18:55Ah!
18:56When last did you come to Nigeria?
18:57Ah-uh!
18:58Ricky.
18:59You know his assent is fake.
19:01Ah!
19:02It's a...
19:03Eh!
19:04Eh!
19:05Eh!
19:06Eh!
19:07Eh!
19:08Eh!
19:09Boss is the only family I need.
19:11I'm gonna tell you mother.
19:12Ah!
19:13It's a dick, darling!
19:14Ah!
19:18Holy shit.
19:19These barrels are fucking stacked.
19:20So, like, where's all this stuff going?
19:23Very good cause.
19:24Oh, like a charity?
19:25Yeah.
19:26I can say that.
19:27I could say that.
19:28It's a call.
19:29What?
19:30Like the charity.
19:31What's it called?
19:32Chris.
19:33Who's Chris?
19:34Who's asking?
19:35Well, I'm asking.
19:36What's it to you?
19:37Nothing.
19:38What's the big deal?
19:39Who is he?
19:40It's for my boyfriend, okay?
19:41Um, we met in Jamaica and fell pretty hard.
19:44What the hell?
19:45And now we're sending him barrels?
19:47With food in it?
19:49Carla, you're getting bobsed.
19:52No, I...
19:53Finesse.
19:54Rinse.
19:55No, I'm not.
19:57Chris loves North American snacks.
19:59Why do you say it like it has three S's?
20:01Because it does.
20:03This guy's fucked.
20:05You're fucked.
20:07Your girlfriend's pushing 60.
20:09You got no shit, Carla.
20:10She's a cougar.
20:11She's supposed to be old.
20:12Well, you can shut the fuck up about what I do with my boyfriend, okay?
20:16Just keep packing.
20:18I gotta buy 40 boxes of Gushers,
20:20so these better be packed and shelved by the time I'm back.
20:23Well, how are we even supposed to get up?
20:25Use the forklift.
20:27Uh, listen, I gotta go pray real quick, so...
20:31What do you mean?
20:32Yeah, I gotta go...
20:33I gotta go do my thing, so...
20:34What, you're leaving me with all this?
20:35You got it.
20:36You got it.
20:37You could...
20:38You're able.
20:39Taking steamy shit with three S's for Chris and these barrels.
20:43Yeah, Trish.
20:46I brought you a coffee.
20:49Ooh, where's my fancy coffee?
20:51Yeah, where's Tiana's coffee?
20:52Only had 10 bucks on me.
20:53That's sad.
20:54Look, man, I feel bad about that glass breaking,
20:56but I swear this guy barely fucking touched it.
20:59Honestly, it's whatever.
21:01Really?
21:02I mean, it's happened like two times since we moved in,
21:04so you're in the clear, but I'm still counting it as a fuck up.
21:06Hey, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
21:08I still, I still need that.
21:09Uh, oh.
21:10Oh, you're keeping that poster?
21:11Uh, it's got coffee on it.
21:13Hold on, you're not about to get a new one like you said yesterday?
21:15Yes.
21:16If you want to throw it out, like, that's what you're doing,
21:17you might as well...
21:18No, I'm keeping it.
21:19Oh, man, only if you're already gonna keep it.
21:21Okay.
21:22Like shit.
21:23I'm not sure what the stains and shit.
21:24So what I'm hearing is the glass break was inevitable,
21:26and you're still feeling good about the grand Marlowe.
21:28I considered it,
21:29and then I remembered that this isn't fucking charity.
21:32You cannot have it, period.
21:34Bro, you eat, bro.
21:36You might as well throw out that BLM poster for real.
21:39What is this?
21:40What?
21:41I mean, clearly my BL doesn't empty you, so...
21:51Get the fuck out of my office.
21:52I don't know who keeps letting you in here.
21:53See, that's what I'm talking about, man.
21:55Thanks for the coffee.
21:56You forgot a straw.
21:57Check your butt.
21:58You good, dude?
21:59It's been a minute.
22:00Yo!
22:01Uh...
22:02I'm just doing, like, a really big pair right now.
22:03Oh, shit, my bad.
22:04Yeah, yeah.
22:05Yo, isn't, like, eating while you fast too wrong?
22:07Yeah, no.
22:08No.
22:09Yeah or no?
22:10No, yeah.
22:11No or yeah?
22:12No, like, on the lows, on high key, I'm hyperglycemic, so I have low blood sugar.
22:27Oh, so you can eat while you're fasting?
22:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:30It's like a medical condition that I have, so God was just like, hold that.
22:34Well, yum through a lot, I guess.
22:35Finish with the donation bins, so a forklift's ready to go whenever you are.
22:40I got you on that.
22:41I can keep a secret.
22:44Hey, dude, yeah, you look at this.
22:46Yo, how many more check pickups do we got today?
22:49Yeah.
22:50Yeah.
22:51Yeah.
22:52Yeah.
22:53Yeah.
22:54Yeah.
22:55Yeah.
22:56Yeah.
22:57Yeah.
22:58Yeah.
22:59I still gotta pick up a quarter mil and Saga, but honestly, I might just say fuck it
23:02and go over to that massage joint in the corner, Young and Egg.
23:04They have this secret door at the bottom.
23:06Do you like BDSM?
23:07I'm not in all that, bro.
23:08Dude, are you serious?
23:09You gotta try it, man.
23:10I'm alright.
23:11Don't knock it till you try it.
23:12Yeah, but I'm alright.
23:13You gotta try it one time.
23:14Alright, but you know what?
23:15I'm alright.
23:16Hey, man.
23:17I'm gonna wheel out of here.
23:18My son's here to grab me.
23:19Oh, yeah.
23:20That's nice, man.
23:21Kid loves to give me a hard time, but I can't really blame him.
23:23I'd be upset too if someone was drilling my mom out.
23:25That's a kid?
23:28We're all kids on the playground of life, bud.
23:34Your sugar crash has me in a headlock, B.
23:37Yo.
23:38Yo.
23:39Yo, the road.
23:40Grand Marlo.
23:41Yo, the road.
23:43250-person barbecue.
23:44Yes!
23:45Dude, Trish wants me for sure.
23:47What?
23:48This confirms it.
23:49It's confirmed.
23:50What?
23:51Fucking dump my girl in a heartbeat if she would just call me Zlatty one time or give me a real signal.
23:56She's such a bitch sometimes though.
23:58Yeah, bro.
23:59You're going too far now.
24:00Yeah, I don't know.
24:02I kind of like Trisha.
24:03So all this is kind of making me comfortable, bro.
24:05I mean, I like her too.
24:06But when she's not yapping her fucking mouth off.
24:11That's like, shut the fuck up, man.
24:13Yo, yo, yo, yo.
24:14What the fuck?
24:15Hassan!
24:16Yo!
24:17Wake up!
24:18Yo!
24:19Wake up!
24:20Hassan!
24:21Yo, Hassan!
24:22Hey!
24:23Hey!
24:24Fuck!
24:25Yo!
24:26Oh!
24:27Hey!
24:28Hey!
24:29Hey!
24:30Oh, yo!
24:31What the fuck?
24:32Oh, my!
24:33Oh, my!
24:34Oh, my!
24:35What the fuck?
24:36Oh!
24:37What the fuck is all this shit?
24:38Why so much macaroni and cheese, man?
24:41What happened, yo?
24:42Nigga, you're the supervisor.
24:43Hassan!
24:44What the fuck?
24:45My barrels!
24:46What are you doing with barrels?
24:48These are your barrels?
24:49Fuck it.
24:50fuck it they're for my boyfriend oh my god carla you're getting scammed no i'm not a white girl
24:57with barrels full of snacks and shit shipping it to a man in jamaica it's the oldest scam in the
25:00book oh great it's fucking zarek yeah yeah we see him huh big guy what the what what happened
25:09carla's getting scanned and shit i said i'm not telling you you never heard of the barrel scan
25:14everyone knows she's getting barreled damn breeze i didn't sorry what the fuck you want zarek oh
25:18what do i want i want in on the grand marlo yeah newsflash there's no fucking grand marlo your
25:25boy's lad got it there is no grandma yeah hassan he break the glass i heard all about it i also heard
25:32this what the fuck is that oh yeah i'd fuck trish but at the same time she's just such a
25:41bitch move this here you can grab this box like shut the up and shake that ass how about that
25:46honestly i see why her husband left man how the fuck did you get this pop the sd card up the dash
25:51trish was my first call oh he's cogs yeah yeah why are you always talking about trisha she wants me to
25:58fold her like a moving blanket what did she say he said the grandma was ours gang
26:04are you getting a serious poppin i think we just fucking elevated yeah
26:15oh shit uh navid's gonna need a job though hmm yeah
26:23i told him we'll sort him that's a tomorrow
26:25oh shit man fuck it yo hassan hassan back to life let's go let's go eat man we gotta celebrate
26:31yeah i'll catch you guys later wake me up
26:38claude you come this way around see they're rich sweet mates
26:44your empress chris
26:47ty tool yes my girl what are you how we can do this
26:52how did you love you now girl who's the clout how about this gushers
27:02fruit gushers i don't even need i'm fruit but when you have the gushers door jesus christ
27:10hold it yeah come on my last wife and i said me no premium snack like this you know my girl
27:17are you scamming me scamming after me buy my own flight and my own place for stay
27:25you tell me so you have a job for me so i come to do the job
27:29and and for single bma milk a sweet face am i food this
27:36cheerio yo you know my lactose
27:38still there i mean you know that jesus christ i have here
27:41fruit roll up
27:49you want to hear a diss track shazam diss track i made
27:59the only bit you got is ricky the sound just thinks your job is a joke it's so tricky
28:10i heard jobs are getting slow it's time you build your resume
28:14the xenathon is iron baby boy i'll give you better pay
28:17fuck your legacy shazam and that word they just don't resonate
28:31so
28:38you
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