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Stolen By Italian Macho - Full Movie
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00:00Pensione prego, si prega di postare attenzione alla muncione.
00:05Non credo, non prego di chi ha questo problema.
00:08Non credere, non credere, non credere.
00:10Oh!
00:12Veda mia! Mi scusi ragazzi!
00:15Forgive me, forgive me.
00:16I, I'm so clumsy today.
00:18Mi scusi, Cara, no?
00:21Mi scusi, Cara.
00:24Hmm, welcome to Sicily, no?
00:26Idiot.
00:34Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:40Hmm?
00:42What the hell is this?
00:46Honey, I don't know how...
00:48Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:56I'm talking to the hotel.
00:58Hey, you! Wait!
01:00Hey, you! Wait!
01:02Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
01:06No.
01:08No, senor. I'm in Harry.
01:10We're Americans.
01:12We pay well.
01:14Get my wallet.
01:16You have it.
01:18Ciao!
01:26Damn it.
01:28The wallet's gone.
01:30We are broke now.
01:32Happy?
01:34What are you looking at, huh?
01:36Other guy? Undoing your dress?
01:38Where you did let me lead.
01:40This is your fault.
01:50Senor!
01:52You drop this!
01:54Thanks.
01:56So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:00Uh, yeah.
02:01Put the suitcase in.
02:02Come on.
02:06Please.
02:10I'm hungry.
02:22Wait.
02:23Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:25Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:31What the hell is this?
02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:39Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:41Me? You just kidnapped me!
02:43Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:49Well then.
02:50Go back to that stupidum.
02:51God knows I wanted to help you.
02:53Wait.
02:54So, you saved me from my husband?
02:57You Americans.
02:58Don't know how to say thank you.
03:00You can't see past your own noses.
03:02I'm sorry.
03:03I'm sorry.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I just thought you were a thief.
03:08Well, actually I am.
03:12So, what's the pin code of your loving husband's cards?
03:16You're just a damn thief.
03:18I'm not just a thief.
03:20I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily.
03:22Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:27You see?
03:29Face of yours?
03:30Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:33Where are you going, Bella?
03:36You're in Sicily, Guarda.
03:38Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:40I'm just taking my things.
03:41Please, Bella, wake up.
03:43I beg you, pray.
03:45Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:47He's a scoundrel.
03:48He's a jerk.
03:49He's a thronesome.
03:50Winter things?
03:55In summer, in Sicily.
04:02Madonna.
04:06You were planning the escape yourself.
04:13That's none of your business.
04:17Maybe I am a thief.
04:20But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:23I didn't ask for your help.
04:27Caruso.
04:28Gotcha this time.
04:29No.
04:30Stealing from tourists again?
04:31No, no, no, Commissario.
04:32I didn't rob anyone.
04:33We're just-
04:34She and I, she...
04:36And I, she...
04:37She's my fiancée.
04:38What?
04:39What?
04:40What?
04:41What?
04:50Hey, you see?
04:51Matteo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:55I've known you since you were a child.
04:57Don't try to send me pasta for the tooth.
05:00Madonna mia, what's wrong with you?
05:01No.
05:02I respect you, senora.
05:03I respect you.
05:04I didn't lie.
05:06But I love her.
05:07Guarda, I love her.
05:08She's my life.
05:09She's the love of my life.
05:10She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:12Pasta.
05:13Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:16And I'll take you straight to the airbus.
05:18No.
05:19Uh...
05:20No, uh...
05:21That's true.
05:22Yeah, um...
05:23I'm his fiancée.
05:24Bravo!
05:25My brava!
05:26I sent it!
05:27I sent it!
05:28And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:30Oh, no, that's rude.
05:31That's more true.
05:32Senora Caruso, that's rude.
05:33You're Cecilia.
05:34I'm Cecilia.
05:35She...
05:36Allora, so when's the way?
05:37It's tomorrow!
05:38Oh!
05:39Oh.
05:43Then I will come to celebration.
05:45But...
05:46Beware.
05:47If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:51And our...
05:52We'll be waiting for you at...
05:53At the wedding.
05:54Yeah.
05:55At our family tavern.
05:58At the money.
06:01Laura, I sent it!
06:03Mateus, excuse me.
06:05Hey, Santa Maria.
06:07Am I such a bad kisser?
06:09I came here to escape my husband and now I have to get married instead?
06:12Tranquilla.
06:14Tranquilla.
06:15Bella.
06:16You're a tourist.
06:17They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:19That is a Sicilian wedding, eh?
06:21Hey, listen.
06:22You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:25I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:27So either we're saving each other or we're both sinking under the water.
06:31What's wrong with you?
06:32Once, just once.
06:33Even after the prayer we killed three times.
06:34What God forsaken place is this?
06:35What?
06:36This is where we're getting married tomorrow, huh?
06:38Sir, Dalucia.
06:39What wedding?
06:40Francesco.
06:41Francesco.
06:42Francesco.
06:43Francesco, ciao, fratello.
06:44Uh, adesso...
06:45Meet my bride.
06:46Hi.
06:47Hi.
06:48Hi.
06:49Oh, Francesco.
06:50Oh, Francesco.
06:51Oh, Francesco.
06:52Oh, Francesco.
06:53Oh, Francesco.
06:54Oh, Francesco, ciao, fratello.
06:56Uh, adesso... meet my bride.
06:57What?
06:58Americano.
06:59Oh, Francesco, sì.
07:00100% Americano.
07:01Mateo, you drive me insane.
07:02Cosa?
07:03You disappoint me.
07:04What?
07:05What?
07:06What?
07:07What?
07:08What?
07:09What?
07:10What?
07:11What?
07:12What?
07:13What?
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07:15What?
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07:19What?
07:20What?
07:21What?
07:22What?
07:23What?
07:24What?
07:25What?
07:26What?
07:27What?
07:28What?
07:29What?
07:30What?
07:31What?
07:32myślamic
07:49Oh, we
07:52You know, the echo here is too loud because this tavern is always empty.
08:03Pass up!
08:04Sick of this!
08:05I'm so sick of this!
08:06Maybe if you actually have been one of me on a verge of bankruptcy!
08:12Work here yourself, and for your dumb wedding!
08:21So, your brother hates you, you steal, police are after you, and you're in your family cafe.
08:36You're doing great.
08:41This is not just a cafe.
08:45It's my father's life.
08:48My mother's.
08:50My brother's and mine.
08:53Oh.
08:55And I steal just to cover the depths.
08:59Because that's the only way I can save this place.
09:03You know what?
09:04My brother's right.
09:05New Americana.
09:06New Americana.
09:07You'll never understand.
09:09Yeah, I...
09:13There was something familiar in this boy.
09:18Boy, can you say?
09:20Oh yes.
09:21Shattered dreams of a happy family, where you're valued and loved.
09:27Are these your parents?
09:51Are these your parents?
09:52Stay out of this.
09:58Yes.
10:00Or mine, Papa.
10:04There was always a sea of people here.
10:17A Mediterranean Sea, as Papa called it.
10:23But after they died, it's late.
10:26They always wanted me and my brother to keep the tavern alive.
10:31And there will be new life.
10:34New weddings, new people.
10:36But we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tavern alive.
10:43We can't even recreate Mama's cooking.
10:48I know what it's like to live one life while dreaming of another.
11:04Manaja.
11:05Huh?
11:06The client.
11:07And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret.
11:35One I was trying to solve.
11:38Not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
11:52Signora Giordano.
11:53Signora Giordano, we prego.
11:54Maybe, maybe order something else.
11:56Anything at all.
11:58Ma, you are such a cold heart, you will never make it to heaven.
12:09That should see?
12:12More people.
12:13Yes, yes.
12:14And at the gates, you will see the same sign...
12:15Slow.
12:16Mark my words.
12:17No, no.
12:18No, no.
12:19No, no, no.
12:20Anybody know that?
12:21More people at all.
12:23They have a𝘯 GitHubesque.
12:25Yes.
12:26No, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:48Hey!
12:51Arancini?
12:52No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:08But how?
13:10Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:12It was all in there.
13:14But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it.
13:17Many times.
13:17Hundred times.
13:19Tavern ever worked!
13:21The, the tavern emptied because of it.
13:23your father left to the tavern but your mother she must have left the recipes
13:30for your future wives only women could understand them no not a woman an Angelo
13:42sent from the heaven hey you want me to steal something for you huh maybe the
13:52venez
14:04can you stop kissing me for every five minutes of course
14:10santa maria madonna santa the real customers
14:15damn internet damn italy where is the police station
14:27damn italy oh hey you i've been robbed do something right now this is sicily my friend if i went looking
14:39for every lost what i'd have lost ten kilos already and i don't want that so i'm going to dinner
14:47it's not just the wallet my wife missing too
14:51oh wife missing with the wallet look near prada and gucci
15:03case closed
15:05that's it
15:07if they don't show up in three days then come back in the meantime send her photo to the station
15:13so americans
15:17hey you you you're a local right see i i need the car i i find my wife
15:25that i don't capisco no more america i will pay you if you find her my wife
15:39i don't care
15:41i don't care
15:43i don't care
15:45i don't care
15:47francesco
15:49as if wallets weren't enough
15:51you're stealing wives now to
15:53basta basta ascolta francesco ascolta
15:55i i didn't steal her i love her
15:57do you hear yourself mateo
15:59we'll be in deep trouble because of you
16:01but she saved
16:03our tower
16:05but what
16:07let's go
16:09let's go
16:11let's go
16:13let's go
16:21i melted into that place
16:23into the walls
16:25the people
16:33the smell of food
16:35and the words
16:37there was so much love and family worm
16:41everything i ever dreamed of
16:45and i melted into his eyes
16:49irrevocably
16:53incompletely
16:57hey
16:59we'll see you later
17:01don't forget to come tomorrow
17:03yes
17:05bye
17:07it's so nice you showed up here
17:11this food is lucky to have you
17:13just like as we all are
17:15i'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding
17:19and tomorrow
17:21ciao
17:23that
17:25mamma
17:27grazie
17:29grazie mamma
17:31ah
17:33looks like our parents sent you for me
17:35but
17:37we're an angelo
17:39yeah
17:53well
17:55this all needs
17:56enough
17:57si
17:59but you know you're in italy
18:01nobody's in hurry here
18:03nobody's in hurry here
18:05he stole me
18:11just to give me my dream
18:15and i was afraid to close my eyes
18:17afraid to breathe
18:19to move
18:21to move
18:23you
18:25you
18:27you
18:29you
18:31you
18:33you
18:35you
18:37you
18:39you
18:41Because I knew this dream had to end.
19:03Tomorrow.
19:11Hello everyone!
19:18What is it?
19:19American health!
19:20Hi.
19:21What is it?
19:22Why are you in distress?
19:24Oh, this hand-dress will do.
19:26Huh?
19:27Beautiful, Francesco.
19:29Beautiful!
19:30Yes, signora Giordana.
19:32This is our mother.
19:35We kept it in our family home.
19:39For you.
19:40Because you are a family now.
19:43Si, si, si.
19:46Si.
19:48Va bene!
19:50Ci vediamo!
19:51Allora!
19:53I dreamed of becoming part of this family, but I couldn't.
20:06I couldn't keep deceiving these people just to save myself.
20:12Hey!
20:13Hey!
20:14Wait!
20:15Uh...
20:16You promised to help me.
20:17I sent you my wife's photo and you didn't even reply.
20:18Oh, strange.
20:19I never received anything.
20:20Wait!
20:21Are you going to help me or not?
20:23You see, Sicilian police always help those in need.
20:25But not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:26Excuse me!
20:27You've got to be kidding me!
20:28You've got to be kidding me!
20:30But...
20:31What is it?
20:32Ciao tutti!
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21:22i stood there looking into his eyes and i realized that for the first time in my life
21:31i had met the one who made me happy forgive me i i'm so clumsy today miss koozie his first hug
21:40his first touch she's my fiance his first kiss
21:52the way he looked at me his tenderness
21:58and what happened between us that night
22:02i dreamed of being with him
22:11but i couldn't i only had one thing to say i can't
22:22i'm sorry i i can't become part of your big family because family isn't to be deceived and i
22:32i deceive you all
22:35i'm married
22:38it's all fake and
22:42mater only helped me to escape my husband
22:45so you lied to me after all
22:48no no he did it for me
22:51i asked him to
22:52this fake wedding was my decision and if anyone deserves a punishment
22:57because i'm the one with a husband
23:01and here he is
23:04darling it's all right
23:09come with me and we leave this country
23:14dammit town
23:16right now okay
23:18forgive me for lying to me
23:23i'm sorry
23:26hey wait
23:32what if it's not a lie
23:37maybe you're not here by an accident
23:40maybe someone above
23:42brought us together here
23:44kaira listen
23:46only you could
23:47bring life back to this place
23:50and change me
23:51what
23:52what you say
23:53all above
23:54she's married
23:56she's married
23:57for christ's sake
23:58i don't care what papers you have signed
24:00i don't care who you are to him
24:03but
24:03right now you're here
24:04incisible
24:05among three seas
24:07among my family and
24:08and my daughter
24:09and i want all this to be yours
24:12hear me
24:15i am yours
24:17and i want you to be my angel
24:20i'm not there
24:21hey
24:21are you invisible
24:23huh
24:24you a cop do something
24:26faster
24:26if they say their
24:29vows here
24:31in presence of god
24:32a priest
24:33and all these witnesses
24:35then you legal marriage
24:37nothing
24:39my child
24:41have you been married in church
24:43no
24:44we were about to
24:46so
24:47then
24:48it's up to you
24:49let me be a husband
24:53yes
24:56i said yes
24:58what
24:58it's illegal
24:59hi
24:59it's illegal
25:00love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage
25:09it's when they open the doors of their home
25:12and family to you
25:14remember that
25:17i'm kira
25:19and this
25:21is my italian love story
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