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Stolen By Italian Macho - Full Movie
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00:00Please, please.
00:02Please, please.
00:04Please, please.
00:06Please, please.
00:08Please.
00:12Veda mia!
00:14Excuse me, guys!
00:16Forgive me.
00:18I'm so clumsy today.
00:20Excuse me, cara, huh?
00:22Excuse me, cara.
00:24Welcome to Sicily, huh?
00:29Idiot.
00:35Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:43What the hell is this?
00:46Honey, I don't know how...
00:48Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:59Hey, you! Wait!
01:02Hey, you! Wait!
01:05Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
01:08No.
01:10No, senor. I'm in Harry.
01:12We're Americans. We pay well.
01:15Get my wallet.
01:17Honey, you have it.
01:19Ciao!
01:20Let's go.
01:27Damn it.
01:29The wallet's gone.
01:32We are broke now.
01:33Happy?
01:35What are you looking at, huh?
01:36Other guy?
01:37Undoing your dress?
01:39Where you did let the lead.
01:41This is your fault.
01:51Senor.
01:53You dropped this.
01:56Thanks.
01:57So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:01Uh, yeah.
02:02Put the suitcase in.
02:03Bye, bye.
02:07Prego.
02:11I'm hungry.
02:20Wait.
02:24Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:26Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:32What the hell is this?
02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:40Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:43Me? You just kidnapped me!
02:44Huh.
02:49Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:52God knows I wanted to help you.
02:55Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:58You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:02You can't see past your own noses.
03:04I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just thought you were a thief.
03:08Well, actually I am.
03:11So, what's the pin code of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:19I'm not just a thief.
03:21I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily.
03:26Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:28You see?
03:30Face of yours?
03:32Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:35Where are you going, Bella?
03:37You're in Sicily, Guarda.
03:38Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:41I'm just taking my things.
03:43Please, Bella, wake up.
03:45I beg you, pray. Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel. He's a jerk. He's a thronesome.
03:55Winter things?
03:56In summer? In Sicily?
04:02Madonna.
04:07You were planning the escape yourself.
04:14That's none of your business.
04:15Maybe I am a thief.
04:20But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:24I didn't ask for your help.
04:28Caruso. Gotcha this time.
04:30No. Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, commissario. I didn't rob anyone. We're just...
04:35She and I, she... and I, she...
04:38She's my fiancé.
04:39What?
04:51Hey, you see?
04:53Matteo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:57I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to send me pasta for the tooth. Madonna Mia, what's wrong with you?
05:02Hey, no. I respect you, senora. I respect you. I didn't lie.
05:06But I love her. Guardia, I love her. She's my life.
05:10She's the love of my life. She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:14Bastard. Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airport.
05:19No. Uh...
05:21No, uh, I... that's... that's true. Yeah, um...
05:23I'm... I'm his fiancé.
05:25Bravo!
05:27I sent it. I sent it.
05:28And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:30Oh, no, that's true. That's more true.
05:32Signore Caruso, that's true. You're Cecilia.
05:35I'm Cecilia. She...
05:36Allora, so when's the wedding?
05:38It's tomorrow.
05:39Oh. Oh.
05:43Then I will come to celebration.
05:45But...
05:46Beware.
05:48If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:52And we'll be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:55Yeah.
05:56At our family tavern.
05:59Had your money.
06:02Laura, I sent it.
06:04Mateus, excuse me.
06:06Hey, Santa Maria.
06:08Am I such a bad kisser?
06:10I came here to escape my husband and now I have to get married instead?
06:14Tranquilla. Tranquilla, Bella, you're a tourist.
06:17They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:20Now you see Cecilia.
06:22Hey, listen.
06:23You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:25I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:27So either we're saving each other or we're both sinking under the water.
06:31Bravo.
06:33What's wrong with you?
06:34Once, just once.
06:35Even after the prayer we kissed three times.
06:36Big
06:56What Godforsaking place is this?
06:59place is this what this is where we're getting married tomorrow uh what wedding francesco
07:08francesco ciao fratello uh adesso meet my bride hi
07:17americano oh francesco si 100 americano mateo you drive me insane
07:25because you disappear for weeks you steal and now today you bring this americana
07:34you call bride into our family taverna or and we speak english for you
07:40my brother my basta fratello she's family right now how could you have enough we just do
07:49this is our family cafe i'm the only one working here while you're off doing god no
07:53what what is in your head but i know that's a real love you can make us here you know the echo
08:00here is too loud because this tower is always empty sick of this i'm so sick of this maybe if you
08:10actually have the one of me on a verge of bankruptcy work here yourself and for your dumb wedding
08:23so your brother hates you you steal police are after you and you're in your family cafe
08:37you're doing great
08:41this is not just a cafe
08:42that's my father's life my mother's my brother's in mine
08:54oh and i still just to cover the depths because that's the only way i can save this place
09:01you know what my brother's right you americana you'll never understand yeah i
09:14there was something familiar in this boy
09:20oh yes shattered dreams of a happy family where you're valued and loved
09:31are this your parents stay out of this
09:53yes yes
10:02my mind papa
10:13there was always a sea of people here a mediterranean sea as papa called it
10:23but after they died silence they always wanted me and my brother to keep the tavern alive
10:31that there will be new life new weddings new people but we barely pay the bills to keep the empty
10:40tougher than life we can't even recreate mama's cooking
10:53i know what it's like to live one life while drinking of another
10:57is
11:03my mother
11:04managia
11:05hm
11:06the client
11:07oh
11:11oh
11:13oh
11:15oh
11:17oh
11:23And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret, one I was trying
11:37to solve, not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
11:53Sit here and Giordano, maybe order something else, anything at all.
12:06Ma, with such a cold heart you will never make it to heaven.
12:13At the gates you will see the same sign, close, mark my words.
12:23What?
12:38No, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:48Hey!
12:51Arancini?
12:52No, no, no, no, caponade.
12:55Pasta alla norma.
12:57Oh, come here!
12:58Hey, hey, hey.
13:00I'm not done yet.
13:01Don't jinx it.
13:03But how?
13:04Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:05It was all in there.
13:06But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it many times, hundred times.
13:18Tavern ever worked!
13:20The tavern emptied because of it.
13:22Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for
13:29your future wives.
13:31Only women could understand them.
13:34No.
13:35Not a woman.
13:38An Angela, sent from the heaven.
13:44Hey.
13:45You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:50Maybe the Venice?
13:52Can you stop kissing me for every five minutes?
14:07Of course.
14:09Santa Maria.
14:12Madonna Santa.
14:14The real customers.
14:17Damn internet.
14:21Damn Italy.
14:22Where is the police station?
14:28Damn Italy.
14:29Oh.
14:30Hey, you.
14:31I've been robbed.
14:33Do something.
14:34Right now.
14:35This is Sicily, my friend.
14:38If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost ten kilos already, and I don't want
14:43that.
14:44So I'm going to dinner.
14:46It's not just the wallet.
14:49My wife missing too.
14:52Oh, wife missing with the wallet.
14:57Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:02Case closed.
15:04That's it?
15:06If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:10In the meantime, send her photo to the station.
15:13Ciao, American.
15:15Hey, you, you.
15:16Ma che cosa?
15:17You're a local, right?
15:18Si.
15:19I, I, I need the car.
15:20I, I, I find my wife.
15:21Basta.
15:22Non capisco.
15:23Nomor americano.
15:24I will pay you.
15:25If you find her.
15:26My wife.
15:27No more Americano.
15:28I will pay you.
15:29If you find her.
15:30My wife.
15:32My wife.
15:33Allora.
15:34Mateo.
15:35Francesco.
15:36Francesco.
15:37As if wallet's weren't enough.
15:38You're stealing wives now to...
15:39Basta, basta.
15:40Ascolta, Francesco.
15:41Ascolta.
15:42I, I didn't steal her.
15:43I love her.
15:44Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
15:45We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
15:46But she saved our tower.
15:47Ma che cosa?
15:48Andiamo.
15:49Andiamo.
15:50Andiamo.
15:51Guarda.
15:52Guarda in terreno.
15:53Vai, vai, vai, vai.
15:55Eh, eh, eh, eh.
15:56Francesco, vai, vai, vai.
15:57Francesco, vai, vai.
15:58Francesco.
15:59Vai, vai, vai.
16:00Francesco.
16:01As if wallet's weren't enough.
16:02You're stealing wives now to...
16:03Basta, basta.
16:04Ascolta, Francesco.
16:05Ascolta, I, I didn't steal her.
16:06I love her.
16:07Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
16:08We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
16:09I melted into that place into the walls
16:32the people the smell of food and the words
16:38there was so much love and family worm
16:42everything I ever dreamed of
16:47and I melted into his eyes
16:51irrevocably and completely
16:56it's so nice you showed up here
17:10this food is lucky to have you
17:13just like as we all are
17:16I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding
17:19I don't mind
17:20that's that's that's looks like our
17:34parents sent you from there but we're
17:37an angel
17:50well this all needs you know see but
18:00you know you're in Italy nobody's in
18:03hurry here
18:20he stole me just to give me my dream
18:29and I was afraid to close my eyes
18:34afraid to breathe
18:36to move
18:50because I knew the stream had to end
19:01tomorrow
19:04oh this address will do
19:25bellissimo francesco
19:28bellissimo
19:29si signora giordana
19:31this is our mother
19:33we kept it in our family home
19:37for you because you are a family now
19:42si si si
19:44si
19:46va bene ci vediamo
19:51allora
19:52thank you
19:54I dreamed of becoming part of this family
20:02but I couldn't
20:07I couldn't keep deceiving these people
20:09just to save myself
20:12hey hey wait
20:22you promised to help me
20:24I sent you my wife photo and you didn't even reply
20:28oh strange I never received anything
20:31wait
20:32are you going to help me or not
20:36you see
20:38you see
20:38Sicilian policy always helped Dorsey knee
20:42but not when they were invited to a wedding
20:45scusi
20:46you've got to be kidding me
20:49ciao tutti
20:57and now with all the blessings from above
21:14the bride
21:15the bride
21:16the bride
21:16the bride
21:20the bride
21:22I stood there looking into his eyes
21:27and I realized
21:28that for the first time in my life
21:31I had met the one who made me happy
21:34forgive me
21:35forgive me
21:35I'm so clumsy today
21:37miss koozie
21:38his first hug
21:40his first touch
21:45she's my fiance
21:48what
21:49his first kiss
21:51the way he looked at me
21:55his tenderness
21:58and what happened between us that night
22:02I dreamed of being with him
22:11but I couldn't
22:18I only had one thing to say
22:20I can't
22:22I'm sorry
22:25I
22:25I can't become part of your big family
22:29because family isn't to be deceived
22:31and I
22:32I deceive you all
22:35I'm married
22:38it's all vacant
22:41Mateo only helped me to escape my husband
22:45so you lied to me after all
22:48no no
22:49no no he did it for me
22:51I asked him to
22:52this fake wedding was my decision
22:55and if anyone deserves a punishment
22:57because I'm the one with a husband
23:01and here he is
23:04darling
23:07it's alright
23:09come with me
23:11and we
23:12leave this country
23:14damn it
23:15town
23:16right now
23:17okay
23:18forgive me for lying to me
23:23sorry
23:25sorry
23:26hey wait
23:32what if it's
23:35not a lie
23:37maybe you're not here
23:39by an accident
23:40maybe someone above
23:42brought us together here
23:44Kara listen
23:46only you could
23:47bring life back to this place
23:50and change me
23:51what
23:52what you say
23:53all the above
23:54she's married
23:56she's married
23:57for Christ's sake
23:58I don't care what papers you have signed
24:00I don't care who you are to him
24:03but
24:03right now you're here
24:04insensible
24:05among three seas
24:07among my family
24:08and
24:08and my daughter
24:09and I want
24:11all this to be yours
24:12hear me
24:15I am yours
24:17and I want you to be my angel
24:20I'm not there
24:21hey
24:21are you visible
24:23huh
24:24you a cop
24:25do something
24:26faster
24:26if they say
24:28their
24:29vows here
24:31in presence of God
24:32a priest
24:33and all these witnesses
24:35then you
24:36legal marriage
24:37nothing
24:39my child
24:41have you been married in church
24:43no
24:44we were about to
24:46so
24:47then
24:48it's up to you
24:49let me be a husband
24:53yes
24:56I said yes
24:58what
24:58it's illegal
24:59it's illegal
25:00love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage
25:09it's when they open the doors of their home
25:12and family to you
25:14remember that
25:17I'm Kira
25:19and this
25:21is my Italian love story
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25:25it's Whew
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25:33I'm
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