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Stolen By Italian Macho - Full Movie
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00:00Atenzione, please.
00:01Please, please, please.
00:02Please, please, please.
00:04Please, please, please.
00:05Please, please.
00:06Please, please, please.
00:08Please, please.
00:10Oh!
00:12Veda mia!
00:13Mi scusi, ragazzi!
00:14Forgive me.
00:16Forgive me.
00:16I...
00:17I'm so clumsy today.
00:18Mi scusi, cara, huh?
00:21Mi scusi, cara.
00:22Oh!
00:24Welcome to Sicily, huh?
00:27Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:37Do you like him?
00:40Hmm?
00:42What the hell is this?
00:45Honey, I don't know how-
00:47Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:57I'm talking to the hotel.
00:59Hey, you! Wait!
01:01Hey, you! Wait!
01:03Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
01:07No. No, senor. I'm in Harry.
01:11We're Americans. We pay well.
01:14Get my wallet.
01:16You have it.
01:18Ciao!
01:20Damn it.
01:27The wallet's gone.
01:30We are broke now.
01:33Happy?
01:34What are you looking at, huh?
01:36Other guy? Undoing your dress?
01:38Where you did let the lead.
01:40This is your fault.
01:46Sorry.
01:50Senor!
01:52You dropped this.
01:54Thanks.
01:56So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:00Uh, yeah.
02:01Put the suitcase in.
02:02Let's go.
02:06Please.
02:10Amoni.
02:20Wait.
02:21Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:25Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:31What the hell is this?
02:36Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:39Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:42Me? You just kidnapped me!
02:44Huh?
02:49Well then.
02:50Go back to that stupidum.
02:52God knows I wanted to help you.
02:54Wait, so...
02:55You saved me from my husband?
02:57You Americans.
02:59Don't know how to say thank you.
03:01You can't see past your own noses.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I'm sorry. I just thought you were a thief.
03:08Well...
03:09Actually, I am.
03:10So...
03:13What's the pin code of your loving husband's cards?
03:16You're just a damn thief.
03:18I'm not just a thief.
03:20I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily.
03:25Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face on...
03:27You see?
03:29Face of yours?
03:31Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:33Where are you going, Bella?
03:36You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:38Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:40I'm just taking my things.
03:41Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:45Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:47He's a scoundrel.
03:48He's a jerk.
03:49He's a thronesome.
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer.
03:58In Sicily.
04:02Madonna.
04:03You were planning the escape yourself.
04:13That's none of your business.
04:17Maybe I am a thief.
04:20But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:23I didn't ask for your help.
04:24Caruso.
04:25Gotcha this time.
04:26No.
04:27Stealing from tourists again?
04:28No, no, no, camisario.
04:29I didn't drop anyone.
04:30We're just...
04:31She and I, she...
04:32And I, she...
04:33She's my fiancée.
04:34What?
04:35What?
04:38Hey, you see?
04:39Matteo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:42I've known you since you were a child.
04:44Don't try to sell me pasta for the tooth.
04:46Madonna mia, what's wrong with you?
04:47No.
04:48I respect you, senor.
04:49I respect you.
04:50I respect you.
04:51I respect you.
04:52I respect you.
04:53I respect you.
04:54I respect you.
04:55I respect you.
04:56I respect you.
04:57And I, she...
04:58And I, she...
04:59And I, she...
05:00And I, she...
05:01And I, she...
05:02She's my fiancé.
05:03I respect you, senora.
05:04I respect you.
05:05I, I didn't lie.
05:06But I love her.
05:07Guarda, I love her.
05:08She's my life.
05:09She's the love of my life.
05:10She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:12Bastard.
05:13Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:16No.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airport.
05:18No.
05:19Uh...
05:20No, uh, I...
05:21That's, that's true.
05:22Yeah, um...
05:23I'm, I'm his fiancée.
05:24Bravo!
05:25Ma brava!
05:26I sent it!
05:27I sent it!
05:28And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:30Oh, no, that's true.
05:31That's more true.
05:32Senora, Caruso, that's Ruth.
05:33You're Cecilia.
05:34I'm Cecilia.
05:35She...
05:36Allora, so when's the wedding?
05:37It's tomorrow!
05:38Oh!
05:39Oh...
05:43Then I will come to celebration.
05:45But...
05:46Beware.
05:47If this is fake,
05:49you both go to jail.
05:51And, oh, we'll be waiting for you at, at the wedding.
05:55Yeah.
05:56At our family tavern.
05:59At the money.
06:01I came here to escape my husband, and now I have to get married instead?
06:12Tranquilla.
06:13Tranquilla.
06:14Bella, you're a tourist.
06:16They will search for you anywhere, but under a veil.
06:18That is a Sicilian wedding, eh?
06:19Hey, listen.
06:20You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:21I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:22So either we're saving each other, or we're both sinking under the water.
06:31Bravo.
06:32What's wrong with you?
06:33Once, just once!
06:34Even after the prayer, we killed three times!
06:48What godforsaken place is this?
06:59What?
07:00This is where we're getting married tomorrow, eh?
07:03From Lucia.
07:04What wedding?
07:05Francesco.
07:06Francesco, ciao, fratello.
07:09Uh, adesso, meet my bride.
07:13Hi.
07:14Americano.
07:15Oh, Francesco, si.
07:16Cento per cento americano.
07:17Mateo.
07:18You drive me insane.
07:19Cosa?
07:20You disappear for weeks.
07:21You steal!
07:22And now today you bring this americana.
07:23You call bride and your family taverna.
07:25Or we speak ingles for you, my God.
07:26Ma, fratello, fratello, oh.
07:27Ma basta.
07:28Fratello, she's family right now.
07:29How could you?
07:30We have enough, we just do.
07:32This is our family cafe, I'm the only one working here while you're off doing God no
07:53God, no, what? What is in your head?
07:56You know, the echo here is too loud because this tavern is always empty.
08:03Sick of this.
08:07I'm so sick of this.
08:10Maybe if you actually have been one of me on a verge of bankruptcy.
08:16Work here yourself.
08:18And for your dumb wedding.
08:23So, your brother hates you, you steal, police are after you, and you're in your family cafe.
08:37You're doing great.
08:41This is not just a cafe.
08:45That's my father's life.
08:48My mother's.
08:50My brother's and mine.
08:54Oh.
08:55And I steal just to cover the depths.
08:59Because that's the only way I can save this place.
09:03You know what?
09:04My brother's right.
09:06You're Americana.
09:07You'll never understand.
09:10Yeah, I...
09:11There was something familiar in this boy.
09:18Boy, Camise.
09:20Oh, yes.
09:22Shattered dreams of a happy family.
09:25Where you're valued and loved.
09:28Are this your parents?
09:52Stay out of this.
09:53Yes.
10:00Yes.
10:02My mind, Papa.
10:13There was always a sea of people here.
10:18A Mediterranean Sea, as Papa called it.
10:20But after they died, it's a lens.
10:26They always wanted me and my brother to keep the tavern alive.
10:31There will be new life.
10:34New weddings, new people.
10:36But we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tavern alive.
10:41We can't even recreate Mama's cooking.
10:52I know what it's like to live one life.
10:56While dreaming of another.
10:57I know what you guys are doing.
10:59There will be new stuff like that.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:16You know what I'm going to aquí?
11:19Ah, I'm willing to...
11:20See you later.
11:23And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret, one I was trying
11:37to solve, not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
11:53Signora Giordano, Signora Giordano, we prego, maybe, maybe order something else, anything at all.
12:06Ma, with such a cold heart you will never make it to heaven.
12:13At the gates you will see the same sign, closed, mark my words.
12:23But...
12:40No.
12:42No, no, no it couldn't be.
12:49Hey!
12:50Arancini?
12:52No, no, no, no, no, caponade.
12:54Pasta alla norma.
12:56Oh, come here.
12:58Hey, hey, hey.
13:00I'm not done yet.
13:02Don't jinx it.
13:08But how?
13:10Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:12It was all in there.
13:14But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it.
13:16Many times, hundred times.
13:18The tavern ever worked.
13:20The...
13:22The tavern emptied because of you.
13:24Your father left you the tavern,
13:26but your mother,
13:28she must have left the recipes for your future wives.
13:32Only women could understand them.
13:36No.
13:38Not a woman.
13:40An Angela
13:42sent from the heaven.
13:44Hey.
13:46Hey.
13:48You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:52Maybe the Venice?
13:54No.
14:04Can you stop kissing me for every five minutes?
14:06Of course.
14:10Santa Maria.
14:12Madonna Santa.
14:14The real customers.
14:16Damn internet.
14:18Damn Italy.
14:20Damn Italy.
14:22Where is the police station?
14:24Damn Italy.
14:26Damn Italy.
14:28Oh.
14:30Hey, you.
14:32I've been robbed.
14:34Do something.
14:35Right now.
14:36This is Sicily, my friend.
14:38If I went looking for every lost wallet,
14:40I'd have lost ten kilos already,
14:42and I don't want that.
14:44So I'm going to dinner.
14:46It's not just the wallet.
14:48My wife missing too.
14:52Oh, wife missing the wallet.
14:56Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:00Case closed.
15:02That's it?
15:04If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:06In the meantime, send her photo to the station.
15:08Ciao.
15:09Americano.
15:10Hey, you.
15:11You're a local, right?
15:12Si.
15:13I need the car.
15:14I find my wife.
15:15Basta.
15:16Non capisco.
15:17Nomor americano.
15:18I will pay you.
15:19If you find her.
15:20My wife.
15:21Basta.
15:22Allora.
15:23Mateo.
15:24Francesco.
15:25As if wallet has earned enough,
15:26I'm not going to have a call.
15:27Do you think I can buy it?
15:28Si.
15:29I need the car.
15:30I find my wife.
15:31Basta.
15:32No capisco.
15:33No more Americano.
15:35I will pay you.
15:36If you find her.
15:37My wife.
15:38Basta.
15:40Basta.
15:42Not more Americano.
15:43I will pay you.
15:44If you find her...
15:45My wife.
15:48Allora.
15:49Mateo.
15:50You are stealing wives now to-
15:53Basta, basta! Ascolta Francesco, ascolta!
15:55I didn't steal her, I love her!
15:57Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
15:59We'll be in deep trouble because of you!
16:02But she saved our tower.
16:05But what?
16:06Let's go, let's go!
16:08Look! Look!
16:09Go! Go! Go!
16:10Go! Go!
16:11Go! Go!
16:12Go!
16:20I melted into that place, into the walls, the people, the smell of food, and the words.
16:39There was so much love and family warmth, everything I ever dreamed of.
16:49And I melted into his eyes, irrevocably and completely.
16:57Eh! Buona serata!
16:59Ci vediamo dopo!
17:00Ciao, ciao!
17:02Non dimenticate di venire domani, sì?
17:04Sì!
17:05Ciao!
17:06Ciao!
17:07Ah, it's so nice you showed up here!
17:11This fool is lucky to have you, just like as we all are.
17:17I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding.
17:19Adomani!
17:20Adomani, ciao!
17:21Ciao!
17:22Ciao!
17:23Ciao!
17:24That...
17:25Mom...
17:27Grazie!
17:29Grazie, Mom!
17:31Ah!
17:32Looks like our parents sent you for me, but...
17:36We're an angelo!
17:38Oh!
17:39Yeah!
17:40Yeah!
17:41Yeah!
17:42Ah!
17:43Da-da-da-da-da-da!
17:45What?
17:47Oh!
17:48Yeah!
17:49Well...
17:50This all needs...
17:55You know?
17:56no see but you know you're in italy nobody's in her here
18:26he stole me just to give me my dream and i was afraid to close my eyes afraid to breathe to move
18:56because i knew the stream had to end tomorrow
19:22why are you in distress
19:26huh bellissimo francesco bellissimo si signora giordana this is our mother's
19:35we kept it in our family home
19:39for you because you are a family now
19:44si si si
19:46si
19:49va bene ci vediamo
19:52alora thank you
20:00i dreamed of becoming part of this family
20:02but i couldn't i couldn't keep deceiving these people
20:09just to save myself
20:19hey hey wait
20:22uh you promised to help me i sent you my wife photo and you didn't even reply
20:28oh strange i never received anything wait are you going to help me or not
20:37you see cecilian policy always help those in me but not when they were invited to a wedding
20:45scusi
20:46scusi
20:48you've got to be kidding me
20:50and now with all the blessings from above
20:59the bride
21:00and now with all the blessings from above
21:12the bride
21:14i stood there
21:25i stood there looking into his eyes
21:27and i realized that for the first time in my life
21:31i had met the one who made me happy
21:34forgive me i i'm so clumsy today miss scusi
21:39his first hug
21:44his first touch
21:47she's my fiance
21:50his first kiss
21:54the way he looked at me
21:56his tenderness
22:00and what happened between us that night
22:08i dreamed of being with him
22:17but i couldn't
22:18i only had one thing to say
22:20i can't
22:24i'm sorry i
22:27i can become part of your big family
22:30because family isn't to be deceived and i
22:34i deceived you all
22:38i'm married
22:40it's all fake and
22:43mater only helped me to escape my husband
22:46so you lied to me after all
22:48no no no he did it for me
22:51i asked him to
22:53this fake wedding was my decision and if
22:55anyone deserves a punishment
22:59because i'm the one with a husband
23:03and here he is
23:04darling it's all right
23:11come with me and we leave this country
23:15dammit town right now okay
23:21forgive me for lying to me
23:26i'm sorry
23:26hey wait
23:35what if it's not a lie
23:38maybe you're not here by an accident
23:41maybe someone above brought us together here
23:45cara listen only you could bring life back to this place and change me
23:52what what you say all the above she's married he's a married christ's sake
23:58i i don't care what papers you have signed i don't care who you are to him but right now you're here
24:05in season among three seas among my family and and my daughter and i want all this to be yours
24:12hear me
24:16i am yours
24:18and i want you to be my angel
24:21hey are you invisible huh you a cop do something
24:26faster if they say their
24:30vows here in presence of god a priest and all these witnesses then you legal marriage
24:37it's nothing my child have you been married in church no
24:45we were about to so then it's up to you
24:52let me be a husband
24:53love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage
25:10it's when they open the doors of their home and family to you remember that
25:16that i'm kira and this is my italian love story
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