I'm Done Being A Yes Man Full Movie

Reels Films

5 weeks ago

Transcript

00:00:00Um, Stella, can you please throw this card down here?

00:00:03You're all according to the California Motor Car Review.

00:00:05Christ, why'd you bring this fucking loser? He's really calling my lies.

00:00:09I don't keep him on a leash, so we don't have his daddy's fancy cars.

00:00:11I can't wait if we need to ride you up with luxury.

00:00:14Savage. God, I love you.

00:00:16No, no, don't, please. Please, please, please.

00:00:20Relax, Enzo. I'm just having a little fun.

00:00:24I thought you liked having fun with me.

00:00:26No, we do. I do. Seriously, it was just him.

00:00:31You know, we need a-

00:00:32What did I do? What was that?

00:00:40Did I just kill someone?

00:00:43Oh, my God. No, no, no, no. You didn't do this.

00:00:47This car is technically in Enzo's name.

00:00:50Well, actually, it's on him.

00:00:53No, no, I wasn't the one driving.

00:00:56Yeah? He let a trunk miner behind the wheel.

00:00:59So this is your fault!

00:01:00No, no, no.

00:01:01Enzo, Enzo, please. You are the heir to the Queen of Corporation.

00:01:04If you plead guilty, they'll get off with a slap on the wrist.

00:01:08Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.

00:01:12A low class, nobody.

00:01:14They'll take me to jail, and then I'll never see you again.

00:01:17Yeah, dude. What kind of man let the girl take the fall?

00:01:20Enzo, I'm begging you. I know how you feel about me.

00:01:23I hope it will make it worth your while once you're free,

00:01:25and then we can finally be together.

00:01:27How does that stop?

00:01:35Okay, we'll do it.

00:01:37Wait for me. I'll be back, okay?

00:01:39Okay. Let's go.

00:01:41Wait! Wait! Put your hands in the air!

00:01:56Oh, Stella!

00:01:57Oh, my gosh!

00:01:59Oh, I'm so happy to see you.

00:02:01Oh, you finally came to be on the hill.

00:02:03I'd love to, but...

00:02:05I don't have the money right now.

00:02:06Oh, you know, that's okay. You're just going with your checkbook.

00:02:09Alright?

00:02:10It's in the safe.

00:02:13Find a painting in the closet.

00:02:15The code is 50814.

00:02:18You need one of those strips, so I shouldn't do this.

00:02:21Perfect!

00:02:22Don't tell anyone about it, alright?

00:02:24The account is linked to my father's trust, which has...

00:02:27Aliens.

00:02:28Of dollars, so...

00:02:29It's basically a bunch of luck.

00:02:31You don't say!

00:02:36Tony, the code is 0814.

00:02:38Write yourself a check for however much you want.

00:02:40This moron basically said it's a bottomless well.

00:02:44What are you talking about Stella?

00:02:45What are you doing right now?

00:02:47Don't look at me like that! You offered to help!

00:02:50Because I'd do anything for you.

00:02:51I gave your father a job.

00:02:53I let you both move in with me.

00:02:55I hate you.

00:02:56I fed you.

00:02:57It's not how I am in love with you.

00:03:03How sweet!

00:03:05But I'd rather die than become a fugly weak bird like yourself.

00:03:09Your family might be rich, but you're social suicide.

00:03:12So, can you excuse me?

00:03:13I'm going to spend your family's fortune with the man of my dream

00:03:16before you rot in jail.

00:03:18Oh, bye!

00:03:19No!

00:03:20No!

00:03:21Why?

00:03:22Why?

00:03:23Why?

00:03:24Why?

00:03:25Stop!

00:03:26Enzo Quinn, heir to the Quinn fortune, has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.

00:03:32Facing a ten year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile...

00:03:35Enzo!

00:03:36Really?

00:03:37Give me a second.

00:03:38Please.

00:03:39Please give me a second.

00:03:40Please.

00:03:41I didn't do it.

00:03:42I didn't do it.

00:03:43Okay?

00:03:44You have to blame Abby.

00:03:45No.

00:03:46Of course you didn't.

00:03:47This isn't you.

00:03:48Just give me some time, my dad.

00:03:49We're...

00:03:50I'll figure out a way to get you out.

00:03:52I...

00:03:53I...

00:03:54I never even gave you the time of day.

00:03:55I was a jerk to you.

00:03:56Why would you help me?

00:03:58Well...

00:03:59When you left someone, you don't need a reason.

00:04:02Here.

00:04:03Just take this, okay?

00:04:05That's enough.

00:04:06Let's go.

00:04:07I'll prove your innocence, Enzo.

00:04:10I'll leave no stone unturned.

00:04:11I shouldn't have noticed you.

00:04:12I...

00:04:13I should have been there for you.

00:04:14Let's go.

00:04:16That little strength.

00:04:17Well, fucking simple.

00:04:22What should we buy first?

00:04:25New Calicar?

00:04:26No, we need to be smart about this.

00:04:29That troll, Lily, already sniffed me.

00:04:30What kind of Ernie, could we buy first?

00:04:31New Calicar?

00:04:32No.

00:04:33We need to be smart about this.

00:04:34That troll, Lily, already sniffed me.

00:04:35That troll Lily's already sniffing around. Dead set on freeing her little Romeo.

00:04:40Shit.

00:04:41Enzo already knows it's us as soon as he kicks her off.

00:04:46Then we'll just have to make him disappear.

00:04:48How do we do that?

00:04:50Abe, we have all the money in the world.

00:04:54We'll just pay someone to do it.

00:04:58No, no, no, no.

00:04:59Please, I'm here.

00:05:00I don't want to go.

00:05:02Stella, this is the same time we'll go first.

00:05:23I'm so sorry, Lily.

00:05:26If I could go back in time, I'd cherish every moment with you.

00:05:30And now it makes Stella pay.

00:05:32I don't want to go.

00:05:34I don't want to go.

00:05:36I don't want to go.

00:05:39I don't want to go.

00:05:40It's like I do not want to go.

00:05:42It's like it's a meal.

00:05:44But I just wanna go.

00:05:46Oh, that must have been a drink.

00:06:15Are you feeling okay?

00:06:17You just fainted while we were studying.

00:06:19I'm feeling.

00:06:31Benzo, what's wrong?

00:06:34Why are they still practicing the season after October 3?

00:06:37It's the 30th of August.

00:06:39The season just started.

00:06:40Is everything okay?

00:06:45Holy shit.

00:06:47Did this thing take me back in time?

00:06:52Holy shit.

00:06:53Did this thing take me back in time?

00:06:59There's no blood in the nose car.

00:07:02I could give him another chance to make things right.

00:07:05What the hell, Tony?

00:07:06You could have broken his nose.

00:07:08Oh, chill out.

00:07:09Come on, I barely tapped him.

00:07:11Besides, broken nose would only improve his day.

00:07:13I'm fine, Lily, I'm fine.

00:07:15You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.

00:07:18What did you just say, you PBS-looking bitch?

00:07:24Stella, I think these bottom theaters forgot their place.

00:07:28No.

00:07:29They know where they stand on the blue chain.

00:07:31Enzo, go get Tony a soda.

00:07:34Stella, I'll see your records.

00:07:37I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch who destroyed my life and tried to end it.

00:07:43After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion,

00:07:48she took me for granted.

00:07:50But now, I can get revenge.

00:07:55Stella, is your little lapdog going okay?

00:07:57What?

00:07:58No, he's literally obsessed with me.

00:08:00He does whatever I say.

00:08:02Watch.

00:08:02And so, forget about Tony.

00:08:07Why don't you look at me at soda?

00:08:08It's so hot out here.

00:08:10Is there anything I wouldn't do for a drink?

00:08:13Sure.

00:08:15Stella, anything for you.

00:08:17Whoa, you've got a completely wrapped around your finger.

00:08:20You haven't seen a guy so damn bad before.

00:08:22I know, he's so cringed.

00:08:23He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.

00:08:26I give his life purpose.

00:08:28I consider him a charity case.

00:08:30Shh, he's coming back.

00:08:31He's practically drooling like a dog.

00:08:33Careful, you might start humping your leg.

00:08:36What took you so long?

00:08:38I'm no wonder you're not on the football team.

00:08:43Give it to me.

00:08:50Here.

00:08:53Must be there.

00:08:56Here.

00:08:58Must be thirsty.

00:08:59Thanks, Enzo.

00:09:01Whoa.

00:09:02I think your dorm hat's going on a pair of balls.

00:09:04Stella, you gotta let him play you like that?

00:09:06What are you doing?

00:09:07That was for me.

00:09:08No.

00:09:09I actually bought it with my own money, so I can give it to whoever I want.

00:09:12Are you on your last brain cell?

00:09:14Who do you think you're talking to?

00:09:15Who do you think you're talking to?

00:09:17Or did you forget my family's name, because you were singing an awfully different tune

00:09:21when you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?

00:09:25Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?

00:09:29What are you doing with a college recommendation letter from his dad?

00:09:33Oh, is that what she said?

00:09:35Fine.

00:09:36Fine.

00:09:36Just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of the servant.

00:09:40How about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?

00:09:43Hey, leave him alone.

00:09:44Aww, you're protecting each other.

00:09:48Just like stray dogs at the pal.

00:09:51Tony, save your energy.

00:09:53Just let me talk to him.

00:09:59Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what, but if you expose me, I'll never

00:10:04speak to you again.

00:10:04And I know how you really feel about me, so do you really want to jeopardize us?

00:10:10Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?

00:10:14Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?

00:10:18Like you just cut her off now.

00:10:20If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer, I need to draw this out.

00:10:26You're right.

00:10:26I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.

00:10:32I knew it.

00:10:34You never could resist me.

00:10:36This isn't how to get my attention.

00:10:39I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.

00:10:42Think you can do that?

00:10:44Of course.

00:10:46Good.

00:10:47Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms and give it my dry cleaning and box my Cadillac, then

00:10:53maybe I'll forgive you.

00:10:56And fuck it up.

00:10:59She'll make you like her shoes.

00:11:01You're just feeling his wet dreams.

00:11:03Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers.

00:11:06I'm going to get a jinx on the big game.

00:11:08Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria.

00:11:12My treat.

00:11:13Every meal there's like $200.

00:11:15What, like that's expensive?

00:11:17Invite everybody.

00:11:18Let's make it a party.

00:11:20Except for you two, because they have a dress code.

00:11:24I don't think you can.

00:11:26Oh, Stella's such a snake.

00:11:34After everything you've done for her, she's going to humiliate you for being her servant's son.

00:11:40Sorry.

00:11:42I shouldn't have said anything.

00:11:43I know you like her.

00:11:49Nope.

00:11:50She means nothing to me now.

00:11:52I never realized that you've always been on my side, and I'll never ignore you again.

00:12:04Did you read it?

00:12:05I promise.

00:12:06I don't drink milk.

00:12:20Why would I care about that?

00:12:22I got this tray for Lily.

00:12:24Are you just making me jealous?

00:12:25Is this payback for Tony?

00:12:27Definitely payback for some time.

00:12:28He's just like a lap dog, just begging for her problems.

00:12:32I can have any guys that I want.

00:12:34You should feel lucky to have the privilege of getting my lunch.

00:12:37Oh, yeah?

00:12:37Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you.

00:12:40We're on that street corner where you work.

00:12:43You want to say that again?

00:12:44You guys, come on.

00:12:52Stop it.

00:12:53It's going too far.

00:12:55You don't want to end up like a freak friend.

00:12:57I suggest you keep your trap shut.

00:12:59All right, guys.

00:12:59Bring your leftovers over here.

00:13:01I'm worried this bait and cuss isn't good enough to eat it.

00:13:04Oh.

00:13:06Tony, come on.

00:13:07Stop it.

00:13:08What's the matter?

00:13:08I strike a nerve.

00:13:10Oh.

00:13:10This little lap dog can fight, huh?

00:13:15Get him, Tony.

00:13:16I'll pay for his medical bill later.

00:13:24There's a lunatic to my patients.

00:13:26Tony, people are fucking busy.

00:13:34What are you, some kind of fucking end-sword now?

00:13:37Come on, then.

00:13:38Fight back.

00:13:38You're a pussy.

00:13:39A nobody.

00:13:41Bitch, son of a broke servant.

00:13:46Oh, fuck!

00:13:48If you think fighting is going to get my attention, you're pathetic.

00:13:51Oh, no.

00:13:52I am not fighting for you.

00:13:53Hey, what is going on here?

00:13:58You're bleeding.

00:13:59I'm fine.

00:13:59Principal Harris ended up starting it.

00:14:01It's his fault.

00:14:02I don't care who started it.

00:14:04All involved will be punished.

00:14:06Including you, little miss.

00:14:09Scylla Quinn.

00:14:10As in, heir to the Quinn Corporation?

00:14:13You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation.

00:14:17You mean, your family is the anonymous donor that gave a hundred million dollars to the school?

00:14:23Yep, I am.

00:14:25If that little Sim wants to marry me so bad, he won't mind if I take his family's name early.

00:14:29That two-faced bitch.

00:14:32Why don't she just blatantly stealing my identity?

00:14:35Fine.

00:14:36She can dig herself into a pit of lies.

00:14:39It'll feel even better to watch her fall.

00:14:42Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly.

00:14:46Listen, young man.

00:14:49This is grounds for expulsion.

00:14:51I'm going to call your parents right now.

00:14:52What are you doing?

00:14:53No, no, no, no, Lily.

00:14:54This is unacceptable.

00:14:56You're right.

00:14:57We should call all our parents involved right now and settle this mess.

00:15:00Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.

00:15:02I'm sure they'd want to know why their own servant's son is taking fights with their daughter.

00:15:06Nice one, Enzo.

00:15:08How are you getting your family thrown on the streets?

00:15:09That's okay.

00:15:11They're used to tents and park benches.

00:15:13No, yeah.

00:15:13I literally just call my dad right now to smooth my throat.

00:15:16If Enzo's death comes unmoved, everyone will know I'm not the real heir.

00:15:22I can't let that happen.

00:15:25I'll save you, the suffering.

00:15:26If you apologize in front of everyone, I'll forgive you for this little misstep.

00:15:30Stella, why are you acting nervous?

00:15:32Isn't he the son of your servant?

00:15:34Stella, make this punk suffer.

00:15:37Enzo knows what he did wrong, and my family taught me to give everyone a second chance.

00:15:42No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:15:44I have not learned my lesson.

00:15:46You should get my dad here immediately to self.

00:15:49Can you just drop it?

00:15:50Stop playing this out just to get my attention.

00:15:53I'm going to leave before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood.

00:15:56The cracks in their stories are already starting to show.

00:16:09Yo, look at that, Bowie.

00:16:14Sex on wheels.

00:16:15I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car.

00:16:17Have you seen her get him in before?

00:16:19If I had a car like that, maybe Tony would know it's me.

00:16:21Hey, if you're that desperate, then...

00:16:24I might know a guy.

00:16:26Hey, I'll lock the door, man.

00:16:34Hey!

00:16:36Kevin, what are you doing, man?

00:16:37I said unlock the door.

00:16:38I don't have time to drive you home today.

00:16:44I promised my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.

00:16:47Hey!

00:16:48Hey!

00:16:48No, excuse me.

00:16:50Man, I pay your salary, not Stella.

00:16:52Watch your tone, kid.

00:16:54I know you've been pining after my daughter.

00:16:56I didn't want to get with her.

00:16:58I'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future father-in-law happy.

00:17:02Besides, you two seem more suited for the bus than anyone.

00:17:08Kevin, what?

00:17:09I'm not messing around.

00:17:11Open the door.

00:17:11God, he's shameless.

00:17:14Hey, you guys.

00:17:15You wanted to meet Stella's father, right?

00:17:16Here he is.

00:17:17A penniless fucking driver.

00:17:19Keep bluffing.

00:17:20We all know you're just from wagging your cows, Mom.

00:17:23It's Stella shows up.

00:17:24Oh, yeah, right.

00:17:25I totally forgot.

00:17:26I'm so madly in love with her.

00:17:28I'm so madly in love with you.

00:17:30That's great.

00:17:31No matter how rich you are, as long as you keep crawling at my daughter's feet, she'll

00:17:37eventually replace you as the heir to the twin corporation.

00:17:42Yeah, I forgot.

00:17:44I'm so madly in love with her.

00:17:48Kevin, I'll say this one more time.

00:17:51Open this door or I'd be happy to call my father that you don't know who the big boss

00:17:56is, okay?

00:17:57Everyone is replaceable.

00:17:59What's up with this kid today?

00:18:01He's got more attitude than usual.

00:18:04Great timing, Stella.

00:18:05You're stalking his raggedy girlfriend.

00:18:07You're trying to hitch a ride.

00:18:08Well, here comes Stella.

00:18:11She can teach this sucker a lesson.

00:18:13Oh, no.

00:18:14It looks like we don't have room for you guys today.

00:18:16Well, since I'm so giving, here's some bus fare.

00:18:23You know, Stella, I really underestimated you.

00:18:25How to grow up with nothing and become such a spoiled brat?

00:18:28You want a repeat in the cafeteria, buddy?

00:18:30Seriously, Enzo, I just forgave you for what happened earlier.

00:18:35If this is your big attempt at getting my attention, newsflash, Enzo, I'm not going to

00:18:40fall for your little tantrum.

00:18:41Oh, yeah?

00:18:42Let's see who really throws attention when they find out who owns the car, huh?

00:18:45Tony, open the door.

00:18:50Have fun with your pugly church bounce, bus boy.

00:18:56Over the door!

00:19:00Look, it's fine.

00:19:01I just keep my own way home.

00:19:02It's fine.

00:19:02No.

00:19:03From now on, you're going to start taking care of that.

00:19:05Okay?

00:19:06Beginning with this.

00:19:07Yeah?

00:19:08It's time to exterminate some pets.

00:19:16Dude, you can't stop pretending, man.

00:19:18They're already gone.

00:19:19You and your little virgin friend can go hurry up before you miss the bus.

00:19:23God, Lily, are you brain dead?

00:19:25Or really just that desperate you'd choose this reject over a whole school of guys?

00:19:30Come on, Lily, stop.

00:19:31Aw, look at the man for each other.

00:19:34Like bacine and body odor.

00:19:36Keep laughing, guys.

00:19:39Any moment now, you're going to find out who's really the heir of the Queen Corporation.

00:19:42Stop pretending, man.

00:19:43We all know that Stella's keeping your bargain bin family afloat because of her bleeding heart.

00:19:48What a moron.

00:19:50If you just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little sip, she'd continue to pay your wife.

00:19:55Aw, you said you went and spazzed out.

00:19:57Then you'll have to live with that guilt and humiliation.

00:20:01The only person who's going to regret anything today will be stuck.

00:20:06Just you wait.

00:20:07Watch.

00:20:08That car will be turning around in three.

00:20:11Let's stay back.

00:20:13I want to watch this blow up in his face.

00:20:15Two.

00:20:16You'd really commit it to the pit.

00:20:18One.

00:20:26They really came back?

00:20:27I apologize for my poor attitude earlier, sir.

00:20:39Oh, yeah.

00:20:39Please, let me rip you with that.

00:20:41Yeah.

00:20:41Ah.

00:20:42Why did Stella allow her son to use her car?

00:20:48Hey, come on, Lily.

00:20:51I know, and why is the driver acting like the simps the boss?

00:20:57Did you really have to report me to your father?

00:21:01You're never going to get Stella to keep acting like a petty bitch.

00:21:04If you have a problem with the way I handle things, I can help you with Nadia.

00:21:09No.

00:21:11That won't be necessary, sir.

00:21:13I just felt so bad for him.

00:21:15I mean, you know what a ride like that means to a charity case like him?

00:21:19Let's see how long you can keep, like, this little heiress routine without having petty to your name.

00:21:27Oh!

00:21:28I almost forgot.

00:21:32For the bus ride.

00:21:34Oh!

00:21:36Oh, you scrawny, ungrateful piece of shit!

00:21:39Stella treated you with pity!

00:21:41You treat her like that?

00:21:44Come out here and fight me like a man!

00:21:47Tony, save your energy.

00:21:49A commoner like that wouldn't be a plus if it slapped him in the face!

00:21:53She thinks she has me whipped.

00:21:55She's about to learn who's really unpleasure.

00:22:01Ugh!

00:22:02What have you been with that little punk lately?

00:22:04He's been talking back to you!

00:22:05He's probably just jealous because you've been hanging around.

00:22:07No, I think it's because you're too nice to him.

00:22:10You really can't indulge people like that.

00:22:12They'll just stab you in the back.

00:22:15So this is how you want to play it, Enzo?

00:22:17Enzo, I don't care if you kiss my feet and shower me in gifts.

00:22:20You're dead to me.

00:22:21There you go.

00:22:33Thanks.

00:22:34Nice house.

00:22:35Yeah, thank you.

00:22:36Yeah, that's great.

00:22:37Wow.

00:22:42I've never had a guy take me home before, but I'm just really happy that I miss you.

00:22:46Um, my birthday is this Friday, and I was wondering if maybe you'd want to celebrate with me?

00:22:56That's right.

00:22:57Lily and Stella have the same birthday.

00:22:59And I always do to celebrate the biggest part as money could buy.

00:23:02So no one was around to celebrate Lily's.

00:23:04Yes.

00:23:05Of course.

00:23:06Lily, I am never missing your birthday again.

00:23:09You can count on that.

00:23:14See you later, okay?

00:23:15You're a little lag today.

00:23:38Almost cost me my job.

00:23:40You really want to make it harder to win over Stella?

00:23:42The only reason you're even so unemployed, Kevin, was because you were my father's trusted

00:23:47chauffeur for the past 10 years.

00:23:49And I really don't give a shit in this outfit.

00:23:54Good luck walking around with this petty bullshit.

00:23:57Penny?

00:24:01You live in a mansion with your daughter and make more than all the other employees, Kevin.

00:24:07I can make your life go away like that.

00:24:10Alright?

00:24:10So shut your mouth and put the foot on the ass.

00:24:17Yes, sir.

00:24:20If he's starting to lose interest and Stella's got to get him back, we deserve to be the

00:24:25Pud family one way or another.

00:24:34Good afternoon there, Enzo.

00:24:36May I take your back?

00:24:37Sure.

00:24:37Yeah.

00:24:38Thanks so much.

00:24:38Good afternoon, Andrea.

00:24:43Very well.

00:24:44Thank you, sir.

00:24:45Yes.

00:24:45Oh, May.

00:24:47So I was thinking this Friday night I would love to host an extravagant birthday party at

00:24:52the mansion for the mansion for a very special girl.

00:24:55Do you think we could contact Mr. Blake, the former White House event planner, to get everything

00:24:59more than this?

00:25:00Of course, sir.

00:25:01And I hope you're hungry.

00:25:02And I hope you're hungry.

00:25:05Your father had top grade carbonara shrimp flown in from Spain.

00:25:09The chef is preparing it now, and it will be ready right after your bath.

00:25:12Oh, you're the greatest thing so much.

00:25:15I'll see you later.

00:25:17Look at that little creep, pretending like he's moved on from Stella, still throwing a fancy

00:25:25birthday party for her.

00:25:27As long as she keeps his interest, we'll be married to the good and fortunate in no time.

00:25:33Take whatever you want.

00:25:42It's not that expensive anyway.

00:25:44What?

00:25:45These are all designer brand, limited edition.

00:25:48Any one of these could be tens of thousands of dollars.

00:25:51And this is Brady's original battle jersey.

00:25:55This is a certified relic.

00:25:57Keep it.

00:25:57I'm like, I'm like, you can just buy more if you want to.

00:26:00Whatever I want, I get.

00:26:01You're so lucky.

00:26:03Sometimes I question the taste of old rich people.

00:26:06Like, this is so hideous.

00:26:07Even my own grandmother wouldn't have.

00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:26:12Now, who said he could test that?

00:26:13That heirloom was worth more than your life.

00:26:15Put it back.

00:26:16Put all of this back.

00:26:17Don't be such a buzzkill.

00:26:18Enzo, these are my guests.

00:26:20No, Stella.

00:26:21You're freaking mindless drones chasing me after your fake fortune.

00:26:24You have no right to bring them into my parents' bedroom.

00:26:26You shouldn't even be here.

00:26:27What are you talking about?

00:26:29This is Stella's family mansion?

00:26:31You're lucky they didn't even let you stay here.

00:26:34Who are you going to use this thing?

00:26:35Don't you have some dinky servants quarters to get back to?

00:26:39You know, Stella, I'm just going to give you one chance to just come clean right now and tell everyone the truth.

00:26:45You and your dad are going to have to find somewhere else.

00:26:47So, what's it going to be?

00:26:48Stop being so immature.

00:26:53I know that you're doing all of this because you're jealous of Tommy.

00:26:57Stella, do you want me to take care of this poser?

00:27:00Oh, you've got to be fucking joking, Stella.

00:27:02You let me wear my jersey?

00:27:03No, take it off now.

00:27:05Be real.

00:27:06Both you and I know you can never afford this jersey.

00:27:10Stella bought it for you out of pity.

00:27:12You're a walking charity kid.

00:27:13Oh, Jesus.

00:27:15Oh, yeah, why don't I just find a certificate of authenticity and we can see who the ownership's on?

00:27:19You're not going to be such a fucking spaz for one night, Enzo.

00:27:22It's just a dirty old jersey.

00:27:24What's the matter if he wears it?

00:27:25Stella, that dirty old jersey is the same jersey Tom Brady wore when he won his first Super Bowl.

00:27:29It's not nothing.

00:27:32And if you want me to like you, you'll let him wear it?

00:27:35Uh, Enzo, can you just stop killing the vibe?

00:27:39We all know you're acting out because we're just...

00:27:41You're lucky Stella's so patient with you.

00:27:44I would have had the cops cart you off ages ago with your creepy-ass Norman Bates act.

00:27:53Yeah, that's great.

00:27:54I said take it off.

00:27:55Enzo, stop.

00:27:57It's okay, babe.

00:27:59The kid wants to play?

00:28:00We can play.

00:28:05That's right.

00:28:18Come on, get up.

00:28:19Yeah, see what happens.

00:28:21Here is the feature axe.

00:28:24It's my face and my body.

00:28:28Get off the toe, you freak.

00:28:31What the hell is going on in here?

00:28:36Dad, hurry up and get into it.

00:28:37He's acting on his topic.

00:28:39Wait, did you just call the chauffeur dad?

00:28:43No, I...

00:28:44Did I turn that right?

00:28:45The chauffeur's your dad?

00:28:48Well, Stella, you want to tell the truth?

00:28:50It's not.

00:28:51It's completely different person now.

00:28:52Get off of me!

00:28:54Are you guys crazy?

00:28:57Stella is the heir of the Quinn Corporation.

00:28:59How could her father be a useless nobody?

00:29:02Right, Stella?

00:29:05Duh.

00:29:06If my father was some broke-ass chauffeur,

00:29:08I would literally throw myself off the cliff.

00:29:11And hey, this isn't even about me.

00:29:13Enzo's the one acting like a total psycho.

00:29:16You might be pushing the kid too far.

00:29:18I can't lose this job.

00:29:20It's getting late, Miss Stella.

00:29:22Maybe I should take your friends home?

00:29:24Why?

00:29:25We're just starting to have fun.

00:29:26Fine.

00:29:31Guys, my driver will take you home.

00:29:33We'll hang in another time.

00:29:34What?

00:29:35Stella, why are you listening to him?

00:29:37I'm not.

00:29:38I just remembered I have a test tomorrow.

00:29:40I have to study.

00:29:43Alright.

00:29:44Let's bounce.

00:29:49Aren't you forgetting something?

00:29:51Guys, leave the stuff.

00:29:53Hey, man.

00:30:11I'm sorry.

00:30:15Kevin!

00:30:15I am so happy you've made yourself so comfortable

00:30:18in my father's seat eating my dinner.

00:30:20That's all the attitude, kid.

00:30:24I drive your ass on every day.

00:30:26I think that's not exhausting.

00:30:28Can I just sit down and eat something?

00:30:30I'm sorry.

00:30:32Kevin, do you see any of the other help

00:30:34doing what you're doing right now?

00:30:37Or is this just what you do

00:30:38to make yourself feel like a big man?

00:30:41Hmm?

00:30:41Is this what?

00:30:43This house,

00:30:44that food,

00:30:45your car,

00:30:46all of it belongs to my dad.

00:30:48And I am sick

00:30:49of watching me take advantage

00:30:50of her name in generosity.

00:30:52Yes!

00:30:54Everyone is gone.

00:30:56If you drop the act,

00:30:57I'm having my share.

00:30:58Stella will have hers,

00:31:00just like any other night.

00:31:01And if there's anything left,

00:31:02feel free to have her stress.

00:31:04Hmm.

00:31:04May,

00:31:08can you come get our chocolate sticks

00:31:09to come give me a rubdown

00:31:10and blow your edit?

00:31:12Can you get that pastry guy

00:31:13from the Tokyo Ritz

00:31:13to send over the buns

00:31:14with a gold of gold beef on top?

00:31:16Warmth?

00:31:18I can't believe this is the woman

00:31:20I thought I loved.

00:31:25May,

00:31:26are you fucking deaf

00:31:27or dumb?

00:31:28Move your fugly feet

00:31:30and get out of here!

00:31:31Sweetheart,

00:31:33long day, huh?

00:31:34What are you still doing here?

00:31:43God,

00:31:43am I speaking Latin

00:31:44over here?

00:31:45Get moving

00:31:46or I'll get you

00:31:47fired!

00:31:49Yes, miss.

00:31:49No.

00:31:50I don't know me.

00:31:51You don't work for these people.

00:31:53And so,

00:31:54I've dealt with your bullshit

00:31:55all day.

00:31:57You're not going to win me back

00:31:58by acting like a total dickhead to us.

00:32:01Show some respect.

00:32:03Respect?

00:32:03Okay.

00:32:05Your father

00:32:06is a painless driver

00:32:08that sits around here

00:32:08like a gluttonous oath

00:32:10and you

00:32:11are just his spoiled brat daughter

00:32:13drooling

00:32:13over an ounce

00:32:15of my fortune.

00:32:16I have more respect

00:32:17for a sewer rat

00:32:18than I do either of you.

00:32:22Let me tell you something.

00:32:23This whole push-pull thing

00:32:24you have going on

00:32:25isn't going to work.

00:32:27It's really starting

00:32:28to piss me off.

00:32:29Enzo,

00:32:30Stella's a straightforward gal.

00:32:32She doesn't like

00:32:33these mind games.

00:32:34If you want her to like you,

00:32:35just treat her well.

00:32:37It's too late.

00:32:38I only hung out with this dweeb

00:32:39because I felt sorry for him.

00:32:41But clearly,

00:32:42that went to his head.

00:32:44Maybe I should punish

00:32:45this sorry-ass

00:32:46name more of him

00:32:47until he learns his lessons.

00:32:48Remember, Enzo,

00:32:50you can't live without me.

00:32:54Really?

00:32:57You were decked out

00:33:00in thousands of dollars

00:33:01worth of pajamas

00:33:02and masks

00:33:04all from my mom.

00:33:05And you think that

00:33:06I can't live without you?

00:33:10Ghost me all you want, Stella.

00:33:12I don't give a shit.

00:33:14I don't give a shit.

00:33:19What is your damage?

00:33:20You're acting

00:33:21more like a set-up bitch

00:33:22than a man.

00:33:22I didn't expect you

00:33:24the mighty heir

00:33:25to the Flint Corps.

00:33:27You're such a cheapskate.

00:33:28We're only eating your food

00:33:30and using your things

00:33:31because we thought

00:33:33that you were offering them to us

00:33:34out of your generosity.

00:33:37Generosity?

00:33:38Please, Dad.

00:33:39He only gave us those things

00:33:40because he wanted

00:33:41to get in my pants.

00:33:42And now what?

00:33:43I think if Tony and I

00:33:44got close,

00:33:45you'd want to take it out on us.

00:33:47Let's go, Dad.

00:33:49Just looking at him

00:33:50makes me sick.

00:34:03Sir, are you okay?

00:34:09May I want you to take

00:34:10everything you've touched him?

00:34:12The gems,

00:34:13the couches,

00:34:15even the back then,

00:34:16pencils,

00:34:17which are all around

00:34:18he's painted.

00:34:20Yes, sir.

00:34:22From now on,

00:34:23they are not to use

00:34:24a single thing

00:34:25that the Quinn family owns.

00:34:27No more VIP treatment,

00:34:29no more fine dining,

00:34:31no more using my family's name

00:34:33to take advantage of me.

00:34:34Okay?

00:34:35Let them see

00:34:36how it feels

00:34:37to be controlled.

00:34:42And so,

00:34:42this has been pissing me off

00:34:44lately, Dad.

00:34:44I don't know how much

00:34:45to wonder.

00:34:45I'm probably...

00:34:46Easy.

00:34:47This is trying to get

00:34:48your attention.

00:34:49You've still got him

00:34:50even at the palm of your hand.

00:34:52What do you mean?

00:34:53I heard him.

00:34:54The maid made me

00:34:55to contact the former

00:34:56White House and bed planner

00:34:57for a huge party

00:34:58this Friday night.

00:34:59So,

00:35:00he's obviously

00:35:01planning your big

00:35:02birthday bash.

00:35:03That's why

00:35:04he's been acting

00:35:04so weird lately.

00:35:06I knew he wasn't

00:35:07over me.

00:35:08You can't let him forget

00:35:10who's in charge.

00:35:12Don't worry.

00:35:13When I'm done with him,

00:35:14I'll have him at my seat

00:35:15obeying my every

00:35:16word.

00:35:21Hey, Kevin,

00:35:22I want you to pick up

00:35:23Lily first,

00:35:24then head to school.

00:35:25Yes.

00:35:29Oh, God.

00:35:30We're going to pick up

00:35:32Tony as usual.

00:35:33Let's go.

00:35:34Yeah,

00:35:34Tony first,

00:35:35and up to school.

00:35:36Stop the car.

00:35:38What is your problem?

00:35:40Kevin,

00:35:41do we have a

00:35:42misunderstanding

00:35:42that I say to pick up

00:35:44Lily or Tony first?

00:35:46Because the last time

00:35:47I checked,

00:35:47it's in my family's car,

00:35:48and we pay

00:35:49to go where we want.

00:35:52Come on, Enzo.

00:35:53Let's not start

00:35:54the morning off like this.

00:35:55We always pick up

00:35:56Tony and then...

00:35:57No.

00:35:57We always do

00:35:58what your daughter says.

00:35:59And today,

00:35:59I am ordering you

00:36:01to pick up Lily

00:36:02and Tony

00:36:03and fuck off.

00:36:05If you have a problem

00:36:05with that,

00:36:06I'd be happy

00:36:07to speak to my father

00:36:08about your employment.

00:36:09Seriously?

00:36:10Lily again?

00:36:12If you think

00:36:13dragging that waste

00:36:14of space

00:36:14into this

00:36:15is going to make me jealous,

00:36:16you clearly

00:36:17haven't seen her

00:36:17side by side.

00:36:19She's a troll.

00:36:20A granny

00:36:21in hand-me-downs.

00:36:22Okay.

00:36:24You know what?

00:36:25I really

00:36:25don't feel

00:36:26like sharing

00:36:26my car today

00:36:27with an egotistical

00:36:28tramp like you.

00:36:30Excuse me?

00:36:31Oh,

00:36:31do you need your dad

00:36:32to open the door

00:36:33for you or no?

00:36:36You lost any chance

00:36:37you had with me?

00:36:38I hope you know that!

00:36:40And you never

00:36:40had a chance.

00:36:43Okay.

00:36:44Starting today,

00:36:45this is a private ride

00:36:46just for me

00:36:47and the people

00:36:48I approve.

00:36:48and if you

00:36:49have a problem

00:36:49with that,

00:36:50you can join

00:36:51your daughter

00:36:51on the street.

00:37:00Sushi look.

00:37:08You're a fucking asshole!

00:37:09Enzo,

00:37:10you're in the goddamn

00:37:11choke of the school!

00:37:12I am so done

00:37:13with you!

00:37:18Absolutely no chill!

00:37:39You're such a creep to Stella!

00:37:41She can't even ride

00:37:42the same car as you!

00:37:46Creep?

00:37:47Nah, man,

00:37:48I actually kicked her

00:37:49out of my car,

00:37:49but I'll do whatever

00:37:50the hell I want

00:37:51and it's none of your business.

00:37:53Christ!

00:37:54You're just a

00:37:55pathological liar!

00:37:57We all know

00:37:57that you're just

00:37:58a son of Stella's servant.

00:38:01Oh!

00:38:02God,

00:38:03then quit poking

00:38:04the bear.

00:38:04The last thing I need

00:38:05is end up freaking out

00:38:06and blowing my cover!

00:38:09Well, how about

00:38:10you apologize to Stella

00:38:12and lay off?

00:38:13Ben,

00:38:17you don't want to get

00:38:18expelled for this freak!

00:38:32Hey,

00:38:32why do you keep

00:38:33sticking up for it

00:38:34with his being an ass?

00:38:36I mean,

00:38:36he's your servant's son,

00:38:38right?

00:38:38You don't want people

00:38:40getting the wrong idea

00:38:42like he's the point in the air.

00:38:43Please,

00:38:44if it weren't for me,

00:38:45his family wouldn't have

00:38:45food on the table.

00:38:46I'm just

00:38:47being generous.

00:38:54You're too sweet, babe.

00:38:56Speaking of,

00:38:57that scholarship

00:38:58you mentioned,

00:38:59how's that come along?

00:39:00Well,

00:39:02the school only gets

00:39:03scholarships to the top

00:39:03student and

00:39:04you know how it's

00:39:06tied to GPA.

00:39:09I mean,

00:39:09if I tell him

00:39:09to hand it over,

00:39:10then he'll do it.

00:39:12You really think

00:39:12he'll agree?

00:39:14I mean,

00:39:14he's been acting

00:39:14like a little bitch

00:39:15lately,

00:39:16but he's still

00:39:16obsessed with me.

00:39:17If I ask him,

00:39:18he'll do it.

00:39:26Alright,

00:39:26everyone,

00:39:27our exams

00:39:28are in.

00:39:30Some of you

00:39:30could have done

00:39:31a bit more studying,

00:39:33but others

00:39:33really went above

00:39:34and beyond.

00:39:35I hope you don't

00:39:35mind me singling you

00:39:36out like this,

00:39:37Enzo,

00:39:38but you really

00:39:40knocked it out

00:39:41of the park

00:39:41105%

00:39:42with extra points

00:39:44on the bonus question?

00:39:47He always has this

00:39:48and messes up

00:39:48the curve every time.

00:39:50Teacher's pet.

00:39:51No,

00:39:51he's a know-it-all.

00:39:52You need to be smart

00:39:53when you're poor

00:39:54and a loser.

00:39:55I'm really proud

00:39:56to announce

00:39:57that you earned

00:39:58the academic scholarship

00:39:59for yet another year.

00:40:01Unless,

00:40:02of course,

00:40:02you plan on

00:40:03passing it up again

00:40:04like last time?

00:40:05Miss James,

00:40:07since Enzo

00:40:07doesn't need

00:40:08the scholarship,

00:40:09I think that we

00:40:09should give it

00:40:10to our football

00:40:10captain,

00:40:11Tony Whitman.

00:40:17I'm sorry.

00:40:18Stella,

00:40:18why would I not

00:40:19need a scholarship?

00:40:20I'm just a son

00:40:21of a lowly servant.

00:40:22Yeah,

00:40:23we don't have

00:40:23the pen's paper

00:40:24personal charity case.

00:40:28Exactly.

00:40:29Around Stella and

00:40:30mom.

00:40:30Yes,

00:40:31ma'am.

00:40:31No,

00:40:32ma'am.

00:40:32We all know

00:40:33you're just

00:40:33simping up to

00:40:34their families

00:40:34when they take

00:40:35your call.

00:40:37Enzo,

00:40:38what do you say?

00:40:39Are you going

00:40:39to be passing

00:40:40it up again

00:40:41this year?

00:40:45Enzo,

00:40:46are you going

00:40:47to be passing

00:40:48it up again

00:40:48this year?

00:40:49Miss James,

00:40:55I'm going

00:40:56to take it.

00:40:57What the hell,

00:40:58Enzo?

00:40:58I told you

00:40:59we're giving

00:40:59that scholarship

00:41:00to Tony.

00:41:01Oh,

00:41:02sorry,

00:41:02if you want

00:41:03to talk to

00:41:03someone,

00:41:04you should

00:41:04probably decide

00:41:05on someone

00:41:05who cares.

00:41:06Yo,

00:41:07she feeds you,

00:41:08she clothes you,

00:41:09she lets you

00:41:09ride in her

00:41:10luxury cars.

00:41:11How are you

00:41:11going to gas

00:41:12yourself up

00:41:12like you're

00:41:12not some

00:41:13pathetic little

00:41:13leech?

00:41:14Tony actually

00:41:15works for what

00:41:15he has.

00:41:16He's not

00:41:16some cloud-chasing

00:41:17bot.

00:41:17You're not

00:41:18even worthy

00:41:19of spit-shining

00:41:19his shoes.

00:41:20Oh yeah,

00:41:21if you worked

00:41:21so hard,

00:41:21why didn't

00:41:22you live?

00:41:24I don't know.

00:41:25Sounds like

00:41:25Stella won her

00:41:26boy toy on

00:41:26some pretty

00:41:27empty premises.

00:41:31Alright,

00:41:32alright,

00:41:32let's settle

00:41:33down,

00:41:33everyone,

00:41:34settle down.

00:41:34Stella,

00:41:35get back to

00:41:36your seat.

00:41:36Miss James,

00:41:37if you say

00:41:38anything else,

00:41:38I'll call my

00:41:39daddy and cut

00:41:39the funding

00:41:40to your

00:41:40apartment.

00:41:41Enzo,

00:41:42I told you

00:41:43we're giving

00:41:43that scholarship

00:41:43to Tony,

00:41:44so just...

00:41:45why don't you

00:41:49just give

00:41:49that scholarship

00:41:50to Tony

00:41:51and we can

00:41:51forget about

00:41:52all the little

00:41:53arguments

00:41:53we've been

00:41:53having,

00:41:55and we can

00:41:55go back

00:41:55to how things

00:41:56were,

00:41:57and that'd

00:41:57be nice.

00:42:00Oh, Stella,

00:42:01if only you knew

00:42:01how ironic

00:42:02that question

00:42:03is.

00:42:04No,

00:42:05okay,

00:42:05I do not

00:42:06want to go

00:42:06back to the

00:42:07way things

00:42:07were.

00:42:08In fact,

00:42:08I'm going to

00:42:09make sure

00:42:09that this

00:42:10cushy life

00:42:10you've been

00:42:11enjoying

00:42:11gets pulled

00:42:12out from

00:42:12your prod

00:42:13wearing.

00:42:13I hate

00:42:14you!

00:42:14Oh,

00:42:14I hate

00:42:15you more.

00:42:15Stella,

00:42:16back to

00:42:18your seat,

00:42:18now.

00:42:36Oh,

00:42:36well,

00:42:37but it's

00:42:37a Mr.

00:42:37High and

00:42:38Mighty.

00:42:39You know

00:42:39you're getting

00:42:40pretty cocky

00:42:40during class

00:42:41today.

00:42:43Can I help

00:42:47you guys?

00:42:47I know

00:42:48you're probably

00:42:48used to

00:42:49helping being

00:42:49the son of

00:42:50a servant,

00:42:51but right

00:42:51now I think

00:42:52you owe us

00:42:52an apology

00:42:53for throwing

00:42:53us out

00:42:54last night.

00:42:54And while

00:42:54you're at

00:42:55it,

00:42:55go ahead

00:42:56and hand

00:42:56scholarship

00:42:57over to

00:42:57Tony like

00:42:58a good

00:42:58little bitch.

00:43:00We don't

00:43:00want to cause

00:43:01any problems

00:43:01in Stella's

00:43:03mansion,

00:43:04but here

00:43:04we can do

00:43:05whatever we

00:43:05want.

00:43:05So now,

00:43:06get on your

00:43:07hands and

00:43:07knees and

00:43:08spit shine

00:43:08our shoes.

00:43:09Nice and

00:43:10clean.

00:43:10get out

00:43:13of my

00:43:13way.

00:43:18You can

00:43:18get the

00:43:19choice.

00:43:20Lick her

00:43:20shoe

00:43:20now,

00:43:21bitch.

00:43:23Hey,

00:43:24let him

00:43:24go.

00:43:26Hey,

00:43:27let him

00:43:28go.

00:43:29You were

00:43:29lucky this

00:43:29time.

00:43:30The teachers

00:43:31won't always

00:43:31be around

00:43:32to see you.

00:43:37Tony,

00:43:38what the hell

00:43:38are you

00:43:39doing?

00:43:39Nothing,

00:43:39coach,

00:43:40just

00:43:40messing

00:43:41around.

00:43:44Shit,

00:43:45what are they

00:43:45provoking?

00:43:46Enzo,

00:43:46what if he

00:43:46reveals the

00:43:47truth that

00:43:47I'm the

00:43:48show for

00:43:48his daughter?

00:43:49My image

00:43:49as the

00:43:49Quinn heir

00:43:50would be

00:43:50ruined.

00:43:51I'm fine,

00:43:52son.

00:43:52Yeah,

00:43:52I'm fine.

00:43:53Save your

00:43:54energy,

00:43:55Tommy.

00:43:55I have

00:43:56decided we're

00:43:56ignoring him

00:43:57after everything

00:43:57he did.

00:44:01You're

00:44:02Enzo,

00:44:02right?

00:44:03P.E.C.

00:44:03showing you

00:44:04just

00:44:04P.E.C.

00:44:05Have you

00:44:05considered

00:44:05trying

00:44:05out the

00:44:06football team?

00:44:07What?

00:44:07You can't

00:44:08be serious.

00:44:08I mean,

00:44:09this is getting

00:44:09runked?

00:44:10Unless you can

00:44:11pick up a pace,

00:44:12you may be our

00:44:12best option.

00:44:13And I'm

00:44:14team captain.

00:44:14Who

00:44:15called what?

00:44:15Look,

00:44:16the school is

00:44:16holding a scrimmage

00:44:17at strouds for the

00:44:18new season.

00:44:19I would love to

00:44:19see what you've got.

00:44:20What do you say?

00:44:20You want me to

00:44:22play?

00:44:25This

00:44:26lanky

00:44:27loser

00:44:27can never

00:44:29be team

00:44:30captain.

00:44:30Coach,

00:44:31I mean,

00:44:31I love

00:44:31football.

00:44:32Don't get me

00:44:32wrong.

00:44:33You seriously

00:44:34think I have

00:44:35what it takes?

00:44:36Well,

00:44:36why don't you

00:44:36find out?

00:44:38You'll be

00:44:38pulled in the

00:44:39first five

00:44:39seconds.

00:44:40Football is

00:44:41just not

00:44:41brute force.

00:44:42I flesh out our

00:44:43team,

00:44:43but right now,

00:44:44we're likely to

00:44:44be here.

00:44:45How can you

00:44:47run with this

00:44:48scrawny little

00:44:48neck canning to

00:44:49keep the helmet

00:44:49up?

00:44:52Coach?

00:44:54I'll give it

00:44:55a try.

00:44:57Joking!

00:44:59Great.

00:45:00I look forward

00:45:00to seeing you

00:45:00on the field

00:45:01tomorrow.

00:45:01Coach,

00:45:02wait!

00:45:03Enzo has

00:45:03never held a

00:45:04football in his

00:45:05whole life.

00:45:06He's only going

00:45:06to weigh us

00:45:06down.

00:45:07You want to

00:45:07question your

00:45:08coach?

00:45:09You can find

00:45:09another team.

00:45:15Well,

00:45:18that's fine.

00:45:18Tomorrow,

00:45:19I'm going to

00:45:20humiliate you

00:45:20and forget

00:45:21the entire

00:45:21school.

00:45:22When it's

00:45:22all over,

00:45:24you still

00:45:24have the

00:45:24girl.

00:45:36B-O-N-Y

00:45:38Go,

00:45:39Tommy!

00:45:39Steve and I

00:45:39got it!

00:45:40Go,

00:45:41Coopers!

00:45:42Go,

00:45:42Tommy!

00:45:44Yeah.

00:45:45Don't sweat

00:45:45it.

00:45:46We were the

00:45:46star quarterback

00:45:47last year.

00:45:48Meeting Enzo

00:45:49is going to be

00:45:49like crushing

00:45:50a plug.

00:45:51When we make

00:45:51that plug,

00:45:52regret he

00:45:52was ever

00:45:52born,

00:45:54let alone

00:45:54dream of

00:45:55being on

00:45:55the football

00:45:56team.

00:45:57Coach says

00:45:57that little

00:45:58nerd,

00:45:58Enzo,

00:45:58is going

00:45:58to join

00:45:59us.

00:46:00If he

00:46:01stands us

00:46:01up,

00:46:02he's a

00:46:02dead man.

00:46:05Enzo,

00:46:05where are

00:46:06you?

00:46:12Hey,

00:46:13Lily,

00:46:13you might

00:46:13want to

00:46:13check the

00:46:14little

00:46:14boys'

00:46:14room.

00:46:15I think

00:46:15I saw

00:46:15Enzo

00:46:16crying

00:46:16in one

00:46:16of the

00:46:16stalls.

00:46:17If I

00:46:18were him,

00:46:18I'd have

00:46:18changed

00:46:18my name

00:46:19by now.

00:46:20There's

00:46:20no coming

00:46:20back

00:46:21from

00:46:21that

00:46:21kind

00:46:21of

00:46:21humiliation.

00:46:22He's not backing

00:46:23down.

00:46:24He's just...

00:46:24It's cute that you

00:46:25want to protect

00:46:25your little

00:46:26four-eyed

00:46:26servant spawn,

00:46:27but football's a

00:46:28sport for real

00:46:29men.

00:46:29Not servants

00:46:30in hand-me-downs.

00:46:33Please,

00:46:34Enzo,

00:46:34please come.

00:46:39Go,

00:46:39go!

00:46:40Let's

00:46:40look!

00:46:40Coach,

00:46:44the big game's

00:46:45about to start

00:46:46and Enzo's not

00:46:47here yet.

00:46:47He should be

00:46:48disqualified.

00:46:51Wait a little

00:46:51longer.

00:46:52I told you he'd

00:46:53only weigh us

00:46:53down.

00:46:54He's not even

00:46:54here and he's

00:46:55already fucking

00:46:55things up.

00:46:56If Enzo costs

00:46:57us the scrimmage,

00:46:58I'm never letting

00:46:58him off the hook.

00:46:59He's never even

00:47:00held a football.

00:47:00He's a joke.

00:47:01Don't bother

00:47:02waiting for Enzo.

00:47:04He won't be

00:47:04coming.

00:47:05Enzo,

00:47:07I'm not asking.

00:47:09I'm telling.

00:47:10Football means

00:47:11everything to

00:47:13Tony,

00:47:13and if you even

00:47:14think about

00:47:14showing up tomorrow,

00:47:16I swear,

00:47:17you'll never get

00:47:18a chance with

00:47:19me.

00:47:20Fine.

00:47:21Let's get

00:47:22started.

00:47:23Whee!

00:47:25Is that?

00:47:26It can't be.

00:47:27Oh my God,

00:47:29I think it is.

00:47:30He looks like a

00:47:30completely different

00:47:31person.

00:47:32What?

00:47:35That's Enzo?

00:47:47I didn't expect

00:47:48him to clean up

00:47:48so nice.

00:47:49Okay, I didn't

00:47:50know he had it

00:47:51in him, and like,

00:47:52if you don't want

00:47:53him, maybe I can

00:47:54take him for a spin?

00:47:55We can't let Lily

00:47:56hug him all to

00:47:56herself.

00:47:57Ew, you slut.

00:48:00He's still a

00:48:00servant boy.

00:48:02Ugh.

00:48:05Hey.

00:48:07Hi.

00:48:07How are you?

00:48:09I knew you'd

00:48:10make it.

00:48:10Of course.

00:48:11You gotta see

00:48:12what this nerd

00:48:12can do, right?

00:48:14Did you come to

00:48:14Washington?

00:48:15Of course I do.

00:48:16And you can

00:48:17create.

00:48:19I thought I

00:48:20told you not

00:48:20to come.

00:48:21Well, what's

00:48:22the problem?

00:48:23Is it going to

00:48:23humiliate your

00:48:24boyfriend and put

00:48:24in the entire

00:48:25school?

00:48:26Yeah, I don't

00:48:26listen to you

00:48:26anymore, Stella.

00:48:27You're the

00:48:28daughter of mine

00:48:28in school.

00:48:29Don't forget.

00:48:29What's the

00:48:32matter, studying

00:48:33before the big

00:48:34game?

00:48:35I mean, football's

00:48:36just math.

00:48:36So you make

00:48:37us all late to

00:48:38avoid getting

00:48:38humiliated on the

00:48:40field?

00:48:41No.

00:48:42I'd make a grand

00:48:43entrance before I

00:48:44kick your ass.

00:48:45Do you want to

00:48:45square up, pussy?

00:48:47Oh, wait.

00:48:47You need to read a

00:48:48textbook to learn

00:48:49how to throw a

00:48:49punch.

00:48:50Babe, I cannot

00:49:02believe that son

00:49:03of your servant

00:49:04is acting like

00:49:05he owns this

00:49:06place.

00:49:07I mean, if I

00:49:07didn't know any

00:49:07better, I'd think

00:49:08that he's the real

00:49:09Quinn here.

00:49:09Shit, we're

00:49:10starting to catch

00:49:11on.

00:49:11If that little

00:49:12simp keeps out

00:49:12it's all big and

00:49:13tall, everyone

00:49:14will figure out

00:49:14he's the real

00:49:15heir.

00:49:17And this

00:49:17father's been

00:49:18serving my

00:49:18family for years.

00:49:20We took his

00:49:20family in when

00:49:21they lost their

00:49:21home, so they

00:49:22told me to let

00:49:23some things slide

00:49:24and make them

00:49:24feel welcomed.

00:49:26Babe, you're

00:49:27too sweet.

00:49:28That punk is

00:49:29trying to take

00:49:29advantage of you.

00:49:30Don't worry.

00:49:31Teach you a lesson

00:49:32on the field.

00:49:32Go!

00:49:33Go!

00:49:38It looks like

00:49:39the blue team

00:49:39needs a few more

00:49:40drills.

00:49:40Charge angles

00:49:41off by five

00:49:41degrees.

00:49:42And the winner is

00:50:01blue team!

00:50:03Blue team!

00:50:04How about that?

00:50:06Just kicked your ass

00:50:07using geometry.

00:50:14That fucking

00:50:15pussy got lucky.

00:50:17I can't believe

00:50:17the nerd actually

00:50:18won.

00:50:19It's kind of hot.

00:50:21Oh, I knew

00:50:23you'd see it.

00:50:24Thanks for

00:50:24believing in me.

00:50:27Inzo's supposed

00:50:27to be into

00:50:28Stella.

00:50:29Why the hell

00:50:29is that frigid

00:50:30bitch getting

00:50:30all his attention?

00:50:32Is your

00:50:32shower head

00:50:33broken, Lily?

00:50:34Or is this

00:50:34pathetic simp's

00:50:35desperation

00:50:36to turn on

00:50:37for you?

00:50:37Oh.

00:50:40Are you jealous?

00:50:41Fucking

00:50:41gross.

00:50:42You already

00:50:43have your

00:50:43naive virgin.

00:50:46Attention!

00:50:47The selection

00:50:47ceremony for

00:50:48the Interstate

00:50:49Football

00:50:49Championship

00:50:50will be held

00:50:51in the auditorium

00:50:52in five minutes.

00:50:53The chairman

00:50:54of the school

00:50:54board will

00:50:55personally announce

00:50:56the player selected

00:50:57to be the

00:50:58team captain.

00:50:59That position

00:51:00is home.

00:51:02If you really

00:51:02want to impress

00:51:03Stella,

00:51:03they'll do the

00:51:04whole school

00:51:04a favor and

00:51:05sit the

00:51:05ceremony out.

00:51:06This is

00:51:07it.

00:51:08She has

00:51:08no idea

00:51:08the chairman

00:51:09of the

00:51:09school board

00:51:10is my

00:51:10father's

00:51:10friend.

00:51:11I don't

00:51:11care about

00:51:11team captain.

00:51:12I just

00:51:12want to see

00:51:13her exposed

00:51:14for stealing

00:51:15my identity

00:51:15in front

00:51:16of everyone.

00:51:19What?

00:51:20We won

00:51:20the game.

00:51:21Oh my

00:51:22God.

00:51:27Wait,

00:51:28who is he?

00:51:29That's not

00:51:29the chairman

00:51:30of the

00:51:30school board.

00:51:30Hello

00:51:31students.

00:51:32I am

00:51:32Julian Delion,

00:51:34vice chairman

00:51:34of the school

00:51:35board.

00:51:35The chairman

00:51:36had important

00:51:36matters to

00:51:37attend to,

00:51:37so I am

00:51:38honored to

00:51:39announce the

00:51:40list of

00:51:40players that

00:51:41have qualified

00:51:41to join our

00:51:42team.

00:51:43The Roaring Ridge

00:51:44High School's

00:51:45Cougars after

00:51:46today's

00:51:46privilege.

00:51:47For that, I'd

00:51:50like to give

00:51:50special thanks

00:51:51to the

00:51:52Bright Star

00:51:52Education

00:51:53Foundation

00:51:53for the

00:51:54generous

00:51:55donation to

00:51:55our

00:51:55school.

00:51:56Their

00:51:56support has

00:51:57allowed the

00:51:58significant

00:51:58developments and

00:51:59enrichment of the

00:52:00school.

00:52:01I would now like

00:52:01to invite the

00:52:02heir to the

00:52:03family that

00:52:04started it all.

00:52:05to

00:52:05the

00:52:06other

00:52:07things.

00:52:07I'm

00:52:07going to be

00:52:08going to be

00:52:09a little bit.

00:52:10I'm going to be

00:52:11going to be

00:52:12a little bit.

00:52:12I'm going to be

00:52:13a little bit.

00:52:14I'm going to be

00:52:14a little bit.

00:52:15I'm going to be

00:52:15a little bit.

00:52:16If you so much as

00:52:17move, I'll never

00:52:18talk to you again.

00:52:19I'm going to be

00:52:19finished.

00:52:20You're all

00:52:20social boots

00:52:21at Roaring Ridge.

00:52:22Hi.

00:52:24Hello, everyone.

00:52:31I am Stella

00:52:32I mean, Quinn

00:52:34of the famed

00:52:35Quinn Group.

00:52:37And I'm sure by

00:52:38now everybody

00:52:38knows that thanks

00:52:39to Quinn Court

00:52:40we have the

00:52:41Bright Star

00:52:41Education Foundation

00:52:43paving the way

00:52:44for a brighter

00:52:45future.

00:52:49I couldn't

00:52:51sworn the heir

00:52:51to Quinn Court

00:52:52was a guy.

00:52:54Maybe I should

00:52:54call the chairman.

00:52:59That's my girl.

00:53:01Well, no one's

00:53:03contributing here.

00:53:05I must be

00:53:05in the state.

00:53:06In honor of the

00:53:07Bright Star's

00:53:08Education Foundation

00:53:10selfless donation

00:53:11to our school

00:53:12we have decided

00:53:13to bestow

00:53:15the honor

00:53:15of selecting

00:53:16the team

00:53:17captain

00:53:17to Miss Stella

00:53:18herself.

00:53:21What an

00:53:22unexpected honor.

00:53:24I'll have to

00:53:25think about it.

00:53:26As the backbone

00:53:26of our school's

00:53:27football team

00:53:28Tony has led

00:53:29our Cougars

00:53:30to more victories

00:53:31than I can

00:53:31remember cheering

00:53:32for.

00:53:33So I feel like

00:53:33the obvious

00:53:34and rightful choice

00:53:36for this year's

00:53:37team captain

00:53:37is Tony Whitman.

00:53:42Thank you all

00:53:43so much.

00:53:44Stella,

00:53:45such a babe,

00:53:46right?

00:53:46She's the best

00:53:47cheerleader

00:53:48on and off the field.

00:53:49I promise

00:53:50that I will

00:53:51lead our school

00:53:52to a district

00:53:53championship.

00:53:55Go Cougars!

00:53:58Go Cougars!

00:53:59Go Cougars!

00:54:01I'm sorry.

00:54:03I'm sorry.

00:54:04Did today mean nothing?

00:54:05Nothing?

00:54:06Because if Tony's

00:54:07performance on the field

00:54:08is any indication

00:54:09of the future,

00:54:10he should be as far

00:54:11away from the football

00:54:12as possible.

00:54:12And the Quidair

00:54:14gets to make

00:54:15the decision,

00:54:16but I think

00:54:16that should be me.

00:54:17Right,

00:54:18Stella?

00:54:19What is up

00:54:19with these mind games?

00:54:21If Enzo keeps

00:54:22acting like this,

00:54:22he's going to be

00:54:23in deep shit.

00:54:24If you have

00:54:25a problem

00:54:25with my decision,

00:54:27then I can call

00:54:27my father

00:54:28and have him

00:54:28remove the

00:54:29Bright Star funding

00:54:30from Warren Rage 5.

00:54:31No,

00:54:31that won't be necessary.

00:54:33You sit down

00:54:34before you ruin

00:54:35this for everyone.

00:54:36Stella and her family

00:54:37have made countless

00:54:38and generous

00:54:39donations to the school.

00:54:40What have you done

00:54:42except pause the scene?

00:54:44Well,

00:54:44I would hate

00:54:44to ruin it

00:54:45for anyone,

00:54:46sir,

00:54:46but fortunately

00:54:47for you,

00:54:47Stella has no say

00:54:49over the Bright Star

00:54:49Education Foundation

00:54:50because she's

00:54:51not the Quinn heir.

00:54:53I am.

00:54:55Stella has no say

00:54:56over the Bright Star

00:54:57Education Foundation

00:54:58because she's

00:54:59not the Quinn heir.

00:55:00I am.

00:55:01Sorry,

00:55:02everyone.

00:55:03This freak

00:55:03has been stalking me

00:55:04for years

00:55:05and clearly

00:55:05his obsession

00:55:06has just become delusional.

00:55:07Enzo,

00:55:08I am done

00:55:09tolerating the bullshit

00:55:10I've been

00:55:10way too nice to you.

00:55:11I'm never speaking

00:55:12to you again.

00:55:13You're officially

00:55:14canceled.

00:55:15Fine with me.

00:55:16You're going to move

00:55:16out of my house too

00:55:17or should I kick you out?

00:55:20All right,

00:55:21everyone,

00:55:22let's settle down.

00:55:23Stella,

00:55:24I apologize.

00:55:25You should be ashamed

00:55:27posing as a Quinn heir.

00:55:29After this assembly,

00:55:30I am marching

00:55:30straight to Principal

00:55:31Harrison's office

00:55:32and see to it

00:55:33that you are expelled.

00:55:35What was it?

00:55:36Enzo?

00:55:37Enzo Quinn,

00:55:38sir.

00:55:38Oh my gosh,

00:55:39give it up,

00:55:40Enzo.

00:55:41Everyone knows

00:55:41you're faking it.

00:55:43Oh yeah?

00:55:44Was I faking it

00:55:44on the field today?

00:55:47The only reason

00:55:48you beat me today

00:55:48is because you're lucky.

00:55:49We can do a rematch

00:55:50any time.

00:55:51But we're going to do

00:55:51street rules

00:55:52so I can pull

00:55:52on your ass

00:55:53to the ground.

00:55:53Why don't you

00:55:54just get the hell

00:55:54out of here?

00:55:55No one likes you

00:55:56anyway.

00:55:56It says that

00:55:57now to hear

00:55:57an ugly Betty

00:55:58in the back.

00:55:59Gosh.

00:56:02You need to remember

00:56:03who you're real

00:56:04bosses.

00:56:05I look forward

00:56:05to seeing you

00:56:06at my house

00:56:07tonight

00:56:07after I speak

00:56:08to my father.

00:56:18Clearly his jealousy

00:56:19is reaching new heights.

00:56:20After my birthday,

00:56:21I'll have to put him

00:56:22back in his place

00:56:23for good.

00:56:25Clearly somebody's

00:56:26on their period.

00:56:27Anyway,

00:56:29my final decision

00:56:30still stands.

00:56:31Tony will

00:56:32be the team captain.

00:56:33That district trophy

00:56:34is ours.

00:56:38And one last thing.

00:56:41My 18th birthday

00:56:42is this Friday

00:56:43and everyone

00:56:44is welcome

00:56:44to the Queen Mansion

00:56:45to come and celebrate.

00:56:47We will have

00:56:47Mr. Blake,

00:56:48the former White House

00:56:49events manager,

00:56:50planning the party

00:56:51and it is sure to be

00:56:52a day to remember.

00:56:57Don't worry

00:56:58about that sim, babe.

00:56:59He's just doing this

00:57:00to get your attention.

00:57:01Well, duh,

00:57:02but he's really

00:57:03been embarrassing me.

00:57:04He better not

00:57:04fuck up my birthday.

00:57:05I can't believe

00:57:06you have an actual

00:57:07former events planner

00:57:09from the White House

00:57:09planning your party.

00:57:11That's so luxe.

00:57:12It must be like

00:57:13a million dollars.

00:57:14Two million,

00:57:15actually.

00:57:18Oh my God,

00:57:19I have to buy

00:57:19a new dress.

00:57:20This is even bigger

00:57:21than prom.

00:57:21A real mansion party.

00:57:23Hey,

00:57:24is there going

00:57:24to be a DJ there?

00:57:25Is there going

00:57:25to be a DJ?

00:57:26I'm trying to DJ

00:57:27in every room.

00:57:29Well, you've got to

00:57:29make sure to

00:57:30save a dance for me,

00:57:30okay?

00:57:46I think you've

00:57:47set for the party, sir.

00:57:48Amazing.

00:57:48Can we just

00:57:49run through that

00:57:49checklist one more time

00:57:50because this party

00:57:51needs to be perfect

00:57:52for life.

00:57:53Yes, sir.

00:57:54All right.

00:57:56After everything

00:57:58I put her through

00:57:59in my past life,

00:58:00it's what she deserves.

00:58:15Why won't you

00:58:16let me meet

00:58:16your classmates?

00:58:17I don't like friends.

00:58:18You know,

00:58:19my father's a chauffeur

00:58:20of the Owen family

00:58:21for 10 nights.

00:58:22Can you please

00:58:23just stay in your room?

00:58:35Hey.

00:58:36What are you doing?

00:58:37You're supposed to pick up

00:58:37Lily 15 minutes ago.

00:58:39I'll have someone else

00:58:40to pick her up.

00:58:41Calvin,

00:58:41do you have any time

00:58:41for being a driver?

00:58:42Do you need me

00:58:43to find your replacement?

00:58:44Come on,

00:58:45I'll go.

00:58:46Okay?

00:58:48Stella's birthday party

00:58:50is about to start.

00:58:51So why the hell

00:58:52is he still thinking

00:58:53about Lily?

00:58:54Well,

00:58:54I guess we'll let

00:58:55little Lily

00:58:56see for herself

00:58:57how desperate

00:58:57Enzo is.

00:58:59Please,

00:58:59my daughter.

00:59:02Attention!

00:59:02Attention,

00:59:03everybody!

00:59:04I would like

00:59:04to introduce

00:59:04to you all

00:59:05the beautiful,

00:59:06the gorgeous,

00:59:07the effervescent

00:59:08Queen Stella!

00:59:12Oh my God!

00:59:13I love you!

00:59:15Oh my God!

00:59:16Well,

00:59:17and you may be

00:59:17pissing me off lately,

00:59:19but you just

00:59:19don't want to go to a party.

00:59:21If he doesn't embarrass me

00:59:22tonight,

00:59:22maybe he'll forgive me.

00:59:24Oh my God.

00:59:26Is that the dress

00:59:28that's going viral right now?

00:59:29Could I?

00:59:30The designer,

00:59:30Jack Tecorte,

00:59:31only made two

00:59:32for the Stardust

00:59:33fashion show

00:59:34in Milan.

00:59:34It cost $100,000.

00:59:37Oh my God.

00:59:38Can I touch it?

00:59:41It feels like

00:59:42pure money.

00:59:44This is insane!

00:59:46He's making the best

00:59:47night of my life.

00:59:48Seriously,

00:59:48I don't know

00:59:48how to thank you.

00:59:49No need.

00:59:50Just stay close to me.

00:59:51The Queens

00:59:52like to spoil

00:59:52those who are loyal to us,

00:59:54so we have plenty

00:59:54more parties to come.

00:59:56Can I live stream this?

00:59:57I need to show

00:59:57my quality to your major.

00:59:59Of course!

01:00:00Everyone,

01:00:01stay high!

01:00:02You have to see

01:00:09say hi!

01:00:10Hi!

01:00:11Hi!

01:00:12Hi!

01:00:13Hi!

01:00:14Hi!

01:00:15Hi!

01:00:16Hi!

01:00:17Hi!

01:00:17Coase infused?

01:00:18It's such instant!

01:00:19Stella, you could

01:00:20literally be an influencer

01:00:21with a life like this.

01:00:22I already beat you to it.

01:00:24Oh my God.

01:00:26Hey, besties!

01:00:27The party's about to start,

01:00:28so don't go anywhere.

01:00:30It's going to be insane.

01:00:32Love you!

01:00:33Thank you all so much for coming to my party.

01:00:37Please help yourself to everything and anything.

01:00:40Let's make this a day to remember.

01:00:42Turn up the music.

01:00:45Come on, keep it there, Stella.

01:00:53Oh, okay.

01:00:54Can you get that?

01:00:55Can you get that?

01:00:56You got it.

01:01:00You like it?

01:01:02Say hi!

01:01:09But isn't the resident ass licker of the Stella fan club?

01:01:13Should you let all these people in here?

01:01:15Say hi to the viewers, Enzel!

01:01:17Grab your popcorn and get ready.

01:01:19This snub is known for a bum.

01:01:21Perfect timing, Enzel.

01:01:23We'll clean up the mess over there and restock the booze,

01:01:26because we're just getting started.

01:01:28Oh, and while you're at it,

01:01:30have the maid, they'll make my bed,

01:01:31because Tony and I are going to eat it later.

01:01:34Oh, oh, no.

01:01:35I asked the cop a couple condoms,

01:01:37but I don't know if I'd fit in your peewee size.

01:01:39No, Stella!

01:01:40There's no way that a nerdy little virgin like him

01:01:43has never had a chance to even use a condom.

01:01:47You know, Stella, you have some fucking nerve

01:01:49acting like you in this place.

01:01:50You know for a fact,

01:01:51this is not your party,

01:01:53this is not your house.

01:01:54Let me tell you something.

01:01:55You're not a quid.

01:01:57You're a fucking joke.

01:01:59The daughter of some broke-ass chauffeur.

01:02:02We'll give you ten minutes to shut this down

01:02:04before I kick you and your father out without a pot to piss in.

01:02:09Before I kick you and your father out of my place without a pot to piss in.

01:02:13Look, Enzo,

01:02:14I know you threw this whole party

01:02:16just to try and get my attention,

01:02:17but I'm not going to forgive you

01:02:19for acting like a freak

01:02:20just because you put up a few string lights.

01:02:23God, Stella,

01:02:24you are so self-absorbed and delusional.

01:02:27I cannot believe I ever thought you were worth my time.

01:02:29I mean this with all heads, Enzo.

01:02:33You disgust me.

01:02:34Hey, do you know I'm going to kick this scrawny ass out of here?

01:02:37I got it.

01:02:43You're just a pathetic little freak

01:02:45with her shitty ass party.

01:02:46You should be embarrassed.

01:02:48And if you don't get Mr. Blake back here

01:02:51to get my attention,

01:02:52I'll never speak to you again.

01:02:55Oh my God, are you getting all of this?

01:02:56Every single second.

01:02:58The viewers are eating it off.

01:03:06Hey, mate.

01:03:08Could you call Mr. Blake

01:03:09and tell him to get here immediately?

01:03:10This party is not up to my standard.

01:03:12And, um,

01:03:13could you have a couple of mates

01:03:14please meet us in the backyard?

01:03:16Oh my God.

01:03:18He's so whipped.

01:03:20That's right.

01:03:22You can act as stubborn as you want

01:03:23so at the end of the day,

01:03:25I own him.

01:03:27Stella, you got a TP

01:03:28and a whip a simp into place.

01:03:30It's just like training a stray dog.

01:03:33Shower from the attention

01:03:34and then you're good away

01:03:35until they vine for it back.

01:03:40Amazing.

01:03:41Okay, uh,

01:03:42can everyone listen up please?

01:03:43Make sure to get my good side.

01:03:45The viewers are going to love this.

01:03:46Could we please show off

01:03:48the gifts I prepared?

01:03:51Oh my God.

01:03:55Are those the Harry Winston crystal shoes?

01:03:57They're like three million dollars.

01:03:59Someone in the chat said

01:04:00the Imperial Blue Necklace

01:04:01was originally owned by the Royal Family.

01:04:04Damn, Tony.

01:04:06You're dropping stacks on your girl.

01:04:08What'd you get her?

01:04:09I don't need to pay for her attention.

01:04:12She knows what the real prize is.

01:04:14Well, since you did such a good job

01:04:16on the gifts,

01:04:16I'll forgive you for acting

01:04:17like a total staz.

01:04:19Tony, help me with the necklace.

01:04:20Do you think these gifts are for you?

01:04:26Jesus Christ,

01:04:27you are so full of yourself.

01:04:29How about this?

01:04:30Get these party crashers out of here

01:04:31before the real birthday girl comes.

01:04:36Get these party crashers out of here

01:04:38before the real birthday girl comes.

01:04:40What?

01:04:40The real birthday girl?

01:04:42Let me turn this down for you.

01:04:45This is not your birthday.

01:04:50What?

01:04:50Having second thoughts

01:04:52because I was sitting on Tony's lap?

01:04:54You're gonna punish me like a little bitch?

01:04:57God, I thought Wendem or Katty?

01:05:00I mean,

01:05:00this is some straight petty bullshit.

01:05:05I don't give a shit

01:05:06that either of you didn't.

01:05:08So,

01:05:09I am done.

01:05:11Okay?

01:05:13You and your dad

01:05:13can go back

01:05:14to your miserable slum life.

01:05:17Kiss all this goodbye.

01:05:19What a joke.

01:05:20All this?

01:05:22You mean,

01:05:22the pool?

01:05:23The mansion?

01:05:25The gifts?

01:05:25The servants?

01:05:27Those are all

01:05:27Stella's.

01:05:29Shit,

01:05:29I don't know

01:05:29what I'll do with Enzo,

01:05:30but Tony might push him

01:05:31over the edge.

01:05:32I can't lose this.

01:05:35The only thing

01:05:36you can take away from her

01:05:37is your creepy ass obsessions.

01:05:40So why don't you

01:05:43see yourself out?

01:05:44I guess I have.

01:05:46And I'm not exactly gentle.

01:05:50I'd like to see you try.

01:05:52Oh my god, Enzo,

01:05:54you're literally ruining

01:05:55Stella's day.

01:05:56You're getting all

01:05:56of you pinching

01:05:57like a dick.

01:05:58Quick with the lies!

01:06:00If Stella's not the real

01:06:01birthday girl,

01:06:02then who is?

01:06:02Lily?

01:06:15What is she doing here?

01:06:19Happy birthday,

01:06:20Miss Lily.

01:06:24Wow.

01:06:25You look incredibly.

01:06:28Babe,

01:06:29is this how your staff

01:06:30always treats you?

01:06:31Why are they saying

01:06:32it's Lily's birthday?

01:06:35Did you invite her?

01:06:37If you don't make her leave

01:06:38in the next few seconds,

01:06:39I'm never speaking

01:06:40to you again.

01:06:42He says I want to

01:06:42celebrate you.

01:06:44Okay?

01:06:45Happy birthday.

01:06:46I'm so sorry.

01:06:47Stella,

01:06:47totally ruined your party.

01:06:49You're miserably.

01:06:49He's on his way.

01:06:50He's going to make

01:06:50everything perfect

01:06:51for your big day.

01:06:52You didn't have

01:06:53to do this, Enzo.

01:06:54This is...

01:06:55It's just amazing.

01:06:58Kindly leave.

01:06:59This party has standards.

01:07:01The money you get

01:07:03the fuck out of yourself.

01:07:06Do you really think

01:07:09that after all these years

01:07:11of treating me like shit,

01:07:14that I won't celebrate

01:07:15your birthday?

01:07:16I'm going to say this

01:07:17one last time.

01:07:18This is not your party.

01:07:21This is Lily's party.

01:07:23No.

01:07:23This is fucking

01:07:25wild.

01:07:25Making up accusations

01:07:27just to try and get

01:07:28my attention.

01:07:31How did you even

01:07:32get here?

01:07:33The guard was only

01:07:33supposed to be letting

01:07:34people on the list.

01:07:36You forgot your bag

01:07:37in the back.

01:07:37Dad?

01:07:38Yes.

01:07:39Whoa.

01:07:40Dad.

01:07:42Hey,

01:07:43did you just call

01:07:44the chauffeur

01:07:44your dad?

01:07:46Wait,

01:07:47didn't you call him

01:07:48dad the other night

01:07:49at the sleepover?

01:07:50Stella,

01:07:51is the chauffeur

01:07:51your dad?

01:07:52No,

01:07:53my dad is not

01:07:54some loser chauffeur.

01:07:56Wow.

01:07:57Stella,

01:07:58you really put down

01:07:59your own dad

01:08:00just to cover

01:08:01your own stuff.

01:08:02Mind your fucking

01:08:03business if I say

01:08:04it's not my dad.

01:08:05It's not my dad.

01:08:06What have I ever

01:08:07lied to you about?

01:08:08Look at what you

01:08:09created.

01:08:10A stubborn rat

01:08:12so self-obsessed

01:08:13she won't even

01:08:14acknowledge you

01:08:14as her own father.

01:08:16Enzo,

01:08:16I think you should

01:08:17watch a talk

01:08:18and remember

01:08:19that you are

01:08:20speaking to

01:08:21Ms. Stella Quint.

01:08:21Keep pushing

01:08:23and she'll

01:08:23cut you off

01:08:24for good.

01:08:25Shit.

01:08:26I thought

01:08:26that the chauffeur

01:08:28was her dad

01:08:28for a second.

01:08:30She'll let Enzo

01:08:31it's fucking

01:08:31psycho.

01:08:34Honestly,

01:08:35man,

01:08:36I at least

01:08:36have the decency

01:08:37to show Stella

01:08:38some respect

01:08:39in her own

01:08:40house.

01:08:41And if I was

01:08:42a Quinn,

01:08:43I would kick

01:08:43you out a long

01:08:44time ago.

01:08:47What's the idea,

01:08:48Tony?

01:08:49What do you

01:08:50say,

01:08:50Kevin?

01:08:50should I

01:08:52throw out

01:08:52my stubborn

01:08:53staff and

01:08:53his narcissistic

01:08:54daughter?

01:08:55No,

01:08:56please don't.

01:08:57Kevin.

01:08:59Fine.

01:09:02Fine.

01:09:03You have no

01:09:05right to fire me.

01:09:06Enzo.

01:09:06Yes, I do.

01:09:07And someone

01:09:08who knows

01:09:09way right now

01:09:10is going to

01:09:11tell you the

01:09:11exact same thing.

01:09:12Yeah?

01:09:13My background?

01:09:15No,

01:09:16that's impossible.

01:09:16You guys,

01:09:18as of today,

01:09:19Kevin and his

01:09:20daughter

01:09:20no longer

01:09:21employees of the

01:09:21Quinn estate.

01:09:22Please see to it

01:09:23that the rooms

01:09:23are clear.

01:09:24If you so much

01:09:26as throw out

01:09:26things,

01:09:27I'll be thrown

01:09:27up to the streets

01:09:28in seconds.

01:09:30That's it.

01:09:31I'm never talking

01:09:32to you again.

01:09:33I hope you're

01:09:34happy.

01:09:34I'm over

01:09:37the fucking

01:09:38moon.

01:09:40Let's go

01:09:40clear out

01:09:40the rooms.

01:09:41Come on.

01:09:42Let's go.

01:09:44Babe,

01:09:44he walked

01:09:45all over you

01:09:46in front of

01:09:47everyone.

01:09:48You need to

01:09:48do something

01:09:49about this.

01:09:50That's

01:09:50stupid

01:09:51fucking

01:09:51dead.

01:09:57Incredible.

01:09:58I've gone

01:09:58a couple of

01:09:58days and my

01:09:59chauffeur and

01:09:59his daughter

01:10:00are walking

01:10:00all over

01:10:00my son.

01:10:02Stop

01:10:02by.

01:10:03I've got to

01:10:03get home.

01:10:04happy birthday.

01:10:12I hope

01:10:13you like it.

01:10:14You didn't

01:10:14have to give me

01:10:15anything.

01:10:15I just

01:10:17had to be

01:10:18here with you.

01:10:19Happy to be

01:10:20with you,

01:10:20too.

01:10:23Get that

01:10:23mousy little

01:10:24tramp out of

01:10:25my house

01:10:26now.

01:10:28Get that

01:10:29mousy little

01:10:29tramp out of

01:10:30my house

01:10:31now.

01:10:34Helen,

01:10:35you can

01:10:35hand the

01:10:35car keys

01:10:36to May

01:10:36on your

01:10:37way out

01:10:37and Stella

01:10:38if you

01:10:38wouldn't mind

01:10:38taking off

01:10:39that dress,

01:10:39that'd be

01:10:39great.

01:10:40Actually,

01:10:40all your

01:10:41clothes are

01:10:41going to

01:10:41win a

01:10:42state.

01:10:42You're

01:10:42making a

01:10:43huge mistake.

01:10:46Letting

01:10:46a rat

01:10:46like you

01:10:47into my

01:10:47home

01:10:48despite

01:10:49going to

01:10:49sick.

01:10:52Sorry,

01:10:52sorry,

01:10:53sorry.

01:10:54I came

01:10:54as soon

01:10:55as I

01:10:55could,

01:10:56but the

01:10:57Kardashians

01:10:57needed me

01:10:58for a

01:10:58baby shower

01:10:59and they

01:11:00love to

01:11:00gab.

01:11:01No worries,

01:11:02Mr. Blake.

01:11:03Why don't

01:11:03you just

01:11:03wheel that

01:11:04over to

01:11:04the

01:11:04birthday

01:11:04girl?

01:11:05Of course.

01:11:09Wait a minute.

01:11:09I saw that

01:11:10down at

01:11:10Chrissy's

01:11:11auction.

01:11:11Only the

01:11:12queens

01:11:12would be

01:11:12able to

01:11:13get their

01:11:13hands on

01:11:13a dress

01:11:13like that.

01:11:14She

01:11:14must be

01:11:15the

01:11:15birthday

01:11:15girl.

01:11:16Wow,

01:11:16what a

01:11:16beautiful

01:11:17birthday

01:11:18girl.

01:11:19The

01:11:19bell

01:11:20of

01:11:20the

01:11:20ball.

01:11:21Well,

01:11:21Enzo,

01:11:22it's like

01:11:23your little

01:11:23scheme

01:11:23just blew

01:11:24up in

01:11:24your face,

01:11:25huh?

01:11:27Finally,

01:11:28that idiot

01:11:28just let me

01:11:29have my

01:11:29cake

01:11:29tea too.

01:11:31Now I

01:11:31just need

01:11:32to get

01:11:32Enzo

01:11:32to shut

01:11:33up before

01:11:33anyone else

01:11:34questions me

01:11:35again as

01:11:35the rightful

01:11:36queen air.

01:11:36I hope

01:11:37you're happy

01:11:37with your

01:11:37party.

01:11:38I've never

01:11:38worked this

01:11:39hard on

01:11:40an event

01:11:40before.

01:11:41It was

01:11:41passable.

01:11:44I believe

01:11:45the arrangement

01:11:46was to

01:11:46settle the

01:11:47bill after

01:11:48the event,

01:11:48correct?

01:11:52Two million

01:11:53dollars.

01:11:54Right.

01:11:56Enzo

01:11:56will take

01:11:56care of

01:11:57it.

01:11:57Oh,

01:11:58Stella,

01:11:59this is

01:11:59your

01:11:59party

01:12:00night.

01:12:01I mean,

01:12:01shouldn't

01:12:01have

01:12:01any

01:12:02problem

01:12:02paying.

01:12:03You're

01:12:03the

01:12:03daughter

01:12:03of

01:12:03the

01:12:04richest

01:12:04family

01:12:04in

01:12:04town.

01:12:07Shouldn't

01:12:07have

01:12:08any

01:12:08problem

01:12:08paying.

01:12:09You're

01:12:09the

01:12:09daughter

01:12:09of

01:12:10the

01:12:10richest

01:12:10family

01:12:10in

01:12:11town.

01:12:12Why are you

01:12:12being so

01:12:12smug?

01:12:14Stella is a

01:12:14Quinn heir.

01:12:15Two million,

01:12:16I mean,

01:12:17that's basically

01:12:17her weekly allowance,

01:12:18right,

01:12:18Stella?

01:12:19Yeah,

01:12:20totally.

01:12:22Oh my

01:12:23God,

01:12:23I can't pay

01:12:24for this

01:12:24two million

01:12:25dollars

01:12:25just for

01:12:25one

01:12:26night?

01:12:26Wait,

01:12:28Enzo gave me one of his dad to let checks before he started acting like such a jerk.

01:12:34When I reached into my little land, it's when I have access to my daddy's personal account.

01:12:39Stella can get whatever she wants.

01:12:41She doesn't need you simping after her.

01:12:42Mmm.

01:12:44I forgot about my dad's check.

01:12:46But luckily,

01:12:47I know the number of the family account.

01:12:50Hi.

01:12:51Someone was trying to impersonate the Quinn heir.

01:12:54Could you please freeze all my accounts?

01:12:59He's just trying to scare me.

01:13:00He gave me that check himself.

01:13:02I know he wants me to beg for him in front of everyone.

01:13:05But this power trip of his needs to end.

01:13:08Mr. Blake,

01:13:09ignore him.

01:13:10We've been having some problem with the health.

01:13:12Recently.

01:13:14Why don't you scan that check here and now in front of everyone and show them that I'm

01:13:17the real Quinn heir.

01:13:21Right away, Ms. Stella.

01:13:33I'm sorry.

01:13:34This is a bad check.

01:13:35What are you talking about?

01:13:43That account has billions.

01:13:45Oh my God.

01:13:46Did Enzo really crazy account?

01:13:49No, no, no.

01:13:49In order for him to do that,

01:13:50he has to really be a member of the Quinn family.

01:13:55I have no idea what's going on.

01:13:57But the viewers love it.

01:13:59Clearly, there's something wrong with your phone.

01:14:01It's not used to such large transactions.

01:14:05Ms. Stella,

01:14:05I organize events worth tens of millions.

01:14:09My bank handles transactions like this every single day.

01:14:13You're scanning it wrong.

01:14:14Give me that.

01:14:17Are you trying to get out of the pain?

01:14:19No, of course not.

01:14:25If you can't pay now,

01:14:27you can call the police.

01:14:29Pay up

01:14:30or pay the price.

01:14:36Pay up

01:14:37or pay the price.

01:14:44Of course.

01:14:45Will you just

01:14:46give me a moment?

01:14:47What do I do?

01:14:54You need to make that little punk pay up.

01:14:56We can't afford Bill like that.

01:14:58I know,

01:14:58but he's being a jerk.

01:15:00I'm trying to get a finger.

01:15:01Right?

01:15:02You do whatever it takes

01:15:03to make him happy.

01:15:05Hey, guys.

01:15:05Sorry to interrupt.

01:15:06If you come clean right now,

01:15:08I might let you stay one more night

01:15:09while you figure out what to do next.

01:15:12It doesn't have to be like this.

01:15:15You know we can't afford that.

01:15:17Why did you

01:15:17freeze the account?

01:15:19I thought Mr. Plum was your dad.

01:15:21That's what you've been telling me about.

01:15:22God,

01:15:23can you just be serious

01:15:24for a moment, please?

01:15:27Fine.

01:15:28Seriously,

01:15:29you're neither my girlfriend

01:15:30nor my friend

01:15:30and the two of you

01:15:31have been taking advantage

01:15:32of my family

01:15:33for far too long.

01:15:34Can we just talk about this

01:15:35after you call her?

01:15:36Dad,

01:15:37shut up.

01:15:39What do you want?

01:15:41To embarrass me

01:15:42in front of everyone

01:15:43on my birthday?

01:15:44Is that going to get you off,

01:15:45you freak?

01:15:46for the last time?

01:15:47This isn't your birthday party,

01:15:49but you're too egotistical

01:15:51to realize that,

01:15:52Stella.

01:15:54I cannot believe

01:15:55I ever saw a future with you.

01:15:58Payment, please.

01:16:03Payment, please.

01:16:05And so,

01:16:09I hate

01:16:10how things have been

01:16:11between us

01:16:12recently.

01:16:14How about this?

01:16:15If you pay for this party,

01:16:17we can make things official

01:16:18and we can finally

01:16:19be together,

01:16:20but if I'm locked up

01:16:22for not paying them,

01:16:23then

01:16:23I'll never see you again.

01:16:30And so,

01:16:32you're the heir

01:16:33to the Queen Corporation.

01:16:34If you plead guilty,

01:16:36they'll let you

01:16:36out for the slap on the wrist.

01:16:37I am just

01:16:38the daughter

01:16:39of your family chauffeur

01:16:40of low class.

01:16:41Nobody.

01:16:42They'll take me to jail

01:16:43and then I'll never see you again.

01:16:44Never see you again.

01:16:52That won't work twice.

01:16:55You spineless,

01:16:56simply fucking

01:16:57black dog.

01:16:58If you think

01:16:59you can live without me,

01:17:00you're a joke.

01:17:01Don't take it easy

01:17:02on that crybaby, Stella.

01:17:03I know what happened.

01:17:05He stole your father's

01:17:06actual checkbook

01:17:07and that's why

01:17:08you're checked out.

01:17:13You're right.

01:17:14He must have switched

01:17:15the checks

01:17:15at the last minute

01:17:16and last ditch effort

01:17:17to get my attention.

01:17:21Tony,

01:17:23will you get

01:17:23to hear and get back

01:17:24for me?

01:17:26Yes.

01:17:26Of course.

01:17:40We can't just let

01:17:41Enzo fire me.

01:17:43We got nothing.

01:17:44But if this musclehead

01:17:45steals Enzo's checkbook,

01:17:47we'll have access

01:17:48to the Quinn's

01:17:49endless pile of cash.

01:17:51We can make off

01:17:52with billions

01:17:53before they even

01:17:54know it's missing.

01:17:55You know,

01:17:56we're not in school

01:17:57anymore.

01:17:58There's no one here

01:17:59to save you, buddy.

01:18:01You're such a neat head

01:18:02who didn't even

01:18:03know when you were

01:18:03getting played.

01:18:04We'll see how well

01:18:05you talk back.

01:18:06That'd be your face

01:18:07to a pulp.

01:18:10Stop right there!

01:18:14Oh, my God.

01:18:16It's Jerry Quinn.

01:18:17I didn't wait for it.

01:18:19He serves

01:18:19back in the whole country.

01:18:21It's over, bud.

01:18:24It wasn't supposed

01:18:25to come back.

01:18:26Pull it together.

01:18:27We'll find the way

01:18:28out of this.

01:18:35Dad.

01:18:35Finally back.

01:18:37Dad.

01:18:43Stop pretending,

01:18:44Enzo, okay?

01:18:45We all know

01:18:46that your father

01:18:48is just one

01:18:48of Stella's service.

01:18:49Shut up.

01:18:52Pardon me,

01:18:52did you just say

01:18:53that Enzo's father

01:18:54works for Stella's family?

01:18:56Has she been

01:18:57telling all of you

01:18:58that she's home?

01:18:59No, this is all

01:19:00a misunderstanding, sir.

01:19:02Stella would never

01:19:03say anything like that.

01:19:04What the fuck,

01:19:05old man?

01:19:07Leave now

01:19:07or I'll have Stella

01:19:08fire your ass.

01:19:12Shut up!

01:19:12I'm gone for a couple

01:19:18of days

01:19:19and you and your

01:19:19daughter

01:19:19try to take over

01:19:20my state?

01:19:21No, of course,

01:19:22officer.

01:19:24Stella,

01:19:25what's going on?

01:19:28Are you not a Quinn?

01:19:37Playtime

01:19:37is over Stella.

01:19:42Give up

01:19:42on your little

01:19:43heiress fantasy

01:19:44before you embarrass

01:19:45yourself any further.

01:19:49I've already

01:19:50taken the initiative

01:19:51to remove Kevin

01:19:52and Stella

01:19:52from our payroll.

01:19:54It seems

01:19:54they don't understand

01:19:56that I have

01:19:57the authority

01:19:57to do so.

01:19:58Kevin,

01:20:00ten years ago

01:20:00we showed pity on you.

01:20:03A struggling father

01:20:04trying to raise

01:20:04his daughter.

01:20:05Is this how you

01:20:06would pay us?

01:20:06you put you

01:20:08into our home.

01:20:10You made your

01:20:10daughter like a princess.

01:20:12Gave you

01:20:13a great way

01:20:14to move on.

01:20:15And then this

01:20:15is what comes down

01:20:16to you.

01:20:17The bolts in here.

01:20:19Great from bleaches.

01:20:20Are you really

01:20:21the Kevin's daughter?

01:20:29Stop.

01:20:30Billy!

01:20:32All of you,

01:20:33put your phones

01:20:34away!

01:20:35This is a private property.

01:20:36You don't have

01:20:37my permission

01:20:38to fill.

01:20:38Do you hear me?

01:20:39Yes!

01:20:40But this is not

01:20:41your property.

01:20:43Enzo,

01:20:43I give you

01:20:43full authority

01:20:44to do whatever

01:20:45you think is

01:20:45accordingly.

01:20:46Thank you,

01:20:47Matt.

01:20:48Help.

01:20:49Effective immediately,

01:20:50your employment

01:20:51as a green coat

01:20:52chauffeur

01:20:52has been terminated.

01:20:54Please take Stella

01:20:54and vacate the premises.

01:20:57Oh,

01:20:57and you might want

01:20:58to call a cab

01:20:59because those cars

01:21:00you drive

01:21:00are ours.

01:21:01Ironic,

01:21:04isn't it?

01:21:10Oh,

01:21:11please,

01:21:12please,

01:21:13we have nowhere

01:21:14to go.

01:21:16Please!

01:21:17Get off!

01:21:18You're embarrassing me!

01:21:20He's just a pathetic

01:21:20thing!

01:21:21You stop!

01:21:22Enough!

01:21:23Stop!

01:21:23No, you guys!

01:21:24He doesn't love you!

01:21:25He doesn't even

01:21:26like you!

01:21:28I've legit

01:21:29become some

01:21:30vain,

01:21:31materialistic,

01:21:32spoiled brat

01:21:32now and so

01:21:33who wants nothing

01:21:34to do with you!

01:21:38What kind of a

01:21:39saconic bitch

01:21:40you gotta be

01:21:41to pretend to be

01:21:41part of the Quinn family?

01:21:43You've played us

01:21:44the entire time.

01:21:46You're just

01:21:46a liar.

01:21:48You know,

01:21:49I've asked you to

01:21:50replace my brother

01:21:50at the phone screen.

01:21:52It looks like

01:21:53you can't even

01:21:54pour the air

01:21:55you breathe.

01:21:56Tony,

01:21:59Tony,

01:22:00please.

01:22:00I've wasted

01:22:01my time

01:22:02on a catfish

01:22:03and con artist.

01:22:04No,

01:22:04no, no, no,

01:22:05no, it's not

01:22:05like that!

01:22:07I showered you

01:22:07guys with gifts!

01:22:09I took you

01:22:10to parties!

01:22:11You can't

01:22:12turn your backs

01:22:12on me!

01:22:14No, no,

01:22:15no, this isn't

01:22:16fair!

01:22:16You can't

01:22:16do this!

01:22:19I'm not

01:22:20going out

01:22:21like this!

01:22:22Shut up!

01:22:25No, we need

01:22:26to...

01:22:26Did I just

01:22:29kill someone?

01:22:31Ella!

01:22:32Get back here!

01:22:34No!

01:22:34No, no, no,

01:22:35she's going to

01:22:35hurt someone!

01:22:38No!

01:22:39No, she's

01:22:39going to

01:22:39hurt someone!

01:22:40No, don't worry,

01:22:41I've already

01:22:41warned the

01:22:42gate guard

01:22:42and Stella

01:22:43can't get out.

01:22:44This time,

01:22:45she's not

01:22:46going to hurt

01:22:46anyone.

01:22:47How do you

01:22:48know?

01:22:49I wanted to

01:22:50tell you,

01:22:51but I just...

01:22:52I couldn't

01:22:53find the right

01:22:54time.

01:22:54it was you.

01:23:07You brought me

01:23:07back.

01:23:08I brought both of us

01:23:09back.

01:23:10I wanted to give us

01:23:11a second chance

01:23:12at...

01:23:13well,

01:23:14us.

01:23:18Well, let's not

01:23:18waste a moment.

01:23:19go, are you?

01:23:20No, no, no, no.

01:23:23I...

01:23:23you...

01:23:24I...

01:23:24...

01:23:25I...

01:23:25...

01:23:25I...

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