Secret Billionaire Returns on Christmas USA #ReelShort
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00:00Merry Christmas, Mrs. CEO.
00:02You sure you won't take the Jets, sir?
00:04You're CEO of a multi-billion dollar company.
00:06This truck is just...
00:07Nothing wrong with a road trip.
00:09I'm gonna go home for Christmas with my wife
00:11and tell her who I really am.
00:13The only thing this family wants for Christmas
00:15is for you to get out of our lives.
00:17And he stole these gifts!
00:19I'm gonna take care of you and your sweet mom for now.
00:22Daddy, what's happening?
00:24I have been waiting for years to humiliate you.
00:27Say that again, bitch!
00:30Everyone, please!
00:33We're supposed to be a family!
00:36I don't care about jobs or money.
00:39I only care about you.
00:41My dad's not a loser!
00:4730,000!
00:48Just put it on my black card.
00:50What is going on?
00:51Who are you?
00:52It's finally time to reveal my identity to the mom.
01:00Merry Christmas, Mr. A!
01:03Merry Christmas, Mr. CEO.
01:05Congratulations on your $14 billion market valuation.
01:08Bravo!
01:09You sure you won't take the Jets?
01:10You're the CEO of a multi-billion dollar market valuation.
01:11You won't take the Jets?
01:12You're the CEO of a multi-billion dollar market valuation.
01:13You won't take the Jets?
01:14You're the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company.
01:15This truck is justโฆ
01:16There's nothing wrong with a road trip.
01:17I want to keep it a surprise.
01:18I'm going to go home for Christmas with my wife.
01:20I'm tired.
01:21Well, let's do it.
01:22I'm going to take the Jets.
01:23You're the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company.
01:26This truck is justโฆ
01:27There's nothing wrong with a road trip.
01:28I want to keep it a surprise.
01:30I'm going to go home for Christmas with my wife.
01:32I'm tired.
01:33You're the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company.
01:35You sure you won't take the jet suit? You're the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company.
01:39This truck is just... there's nothing wrong with a road trip.
01:42I want to keep it a surprise.
01:44I'm gonna go home for Christmas with my wife and tell her who I really am.
02:00Big City Company Maple Tech is coming to our town to build a mall.
02:04Bring everyone jobs.
02:06Don't y'all forget, as mayor, I'm the one that made this happen.
02:10I am putting our town on the map.
02:13Maple Tech's CEO, Mr. A, did those things.
02:17He built the company from scratch. He is bringing jobs.
02:22Yes. And as mayor, I brought Maple Tech here and its mysterious CEO. Me.
02:29When do we get to meet the CEO?
02:31He'll be here tomorrow. And I'm gonna throw him a big ol' welcome party where he will finally reveal his identity to me. To us.
02:39Mom, I can't wait to see Daddy!
02:41You're here soon. Come on.
02:43Jane?
02:45Jane?
02:47Jane Reynolds?
02:48You look as stunning as you did in high school.
02:51You're not still married to that punching bag loser, Eddie, are you?
02:54My dad's not a loser.
03:00Oh, darling. When we were in high school, your daddy was a big-time boxer.
03:06He was going nowhere with his life. Which is why he skipped town and left you and your mom in shame.
03:15Making fun of a little girl at Christmas time. Are you sure you're this town's mayor or just its local Scrooge?
03:27And the mall looks great, y'all. You really didn't have to do all this for me.
03:30It's Mr. Andrews, our CEO.
03:33That's the Maple Tech CEO? He's a day early.
03:38I am so sorry, sir. We were not expecting you until tomorrow.
03:42Um, but let me be the first to say that we're finally-
03:44Daddy, help!
03:49The...
03:50The loser, Eddie Andrews.
04:00Can't possibly be the Maple Tech CEO.
04:05False alarm, everyone!
04:07It's not the CEO. It's a deadbeat loser that I used to beat up in high school.
04:12Jane, I know I've been gone for far too long, but I've been working.
04:18I'm just gonna get you home.
04:23Make sure you come back tomorrow, where we will welcome a man who is exactly the opposite of Eddie.
04:28A real man! A rich man! A CEO!
04:32The CEOs, right?
04:36Duncan, don't tell me you're still jealous that Jane picked me over you.
04:39Son of a-
04:40Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna kiss my wife and take her home.
04:48My family's home. I'll be.
04:49Sir, when are you going to reveal to these people that you're CEO?
05:05Soon. But I want to spend Christmas with my family and tell them first.
05:09Yes, sir.
05:11That's the CEO.
05:13He's hot.
05:17Hey, Eddie! Woo-hoo-hoo!
05:19We're just so glad you're here. It's been so hard being apart from someone.
05:24I am never, ever gonna leave my family ever again, okay?
05:28Well, well, well. Deadbeat husband and father finally returns.
05:35The only thing this family wants for Christmas is for you to get out of our lives.
05:42Divorce Jane now.
05:45Mom, what are you doing?
05:50What you should have done years ago. Your husband was a loser back then.
05:54And he clearly still is.
05:56Sasha, don't listen to them. Dad, tell Mom that she's being crazy.
06:03Eddie, Maple Tech came this Christmas. All the real men in town got great jobs.
06:08You're still a loser.
06:10Hey.
06:11Shame!
06:12Grandma.
06:13Princess?
06:14Don't listen to your grandma, okay? She's just tired.
06:17Tired of you? You worthless.
06:19Can you just not take that tone in front of my daughter? I'm teaching her manners and respect.
06:24Respect?
06:26Respect this family by leaving it. Sign the divorce papers.
06:32It's okay. I'll read it.
06:35Please. You can probably barely read.
06:38Our lawyer spent days on this. You can't comprehend it.
06:41You know what? I may just be a small town boy, but even I can see this document is rather flawed.
06:48You don't know anything about the laws. I'm going to get our lawyer on the phone to rip you a new one.
06:54He's so good, he does contracts for Maple Tech.
06:58Bob.
06:59Okay.
07:00Our worthless son-in-law is being annoying. Tell him what will happen to him if he doesn't sign.
07:04Gladly. What's that idiot saying?
07:07Bob, is it? Great to meet you.
07:10Um, I just wanted to let you know this document is pretty flawed.
07:13Already I'm seeing in clause A, subsection B, that there's no legal precedent.
07:17And, did I hear right? You work for Maple Tech? That's interesting.
07:23That voice. Um, you're right, sir. Don't sign it. I'm sorry to have bothered you.
07:28Ms. Reynolds, I resign as your attorney. Don't call me again.
07:32What? How do we recognize your voice? How do we recognize your voice? What in God's name?
07:44We paid our lawyer thousands of dollars to make that divorce agreement. How did nobody like Eddie know more than him?
07:52He's unemployed, so he has all the time in the world to read Wikipedia like an idiot. That's how.
07:58Daddy, why is Grandma mad?
08:01It's Christmas. I know. But everything's gonna be just fine. Let's go inside, Ari.
08:12I'm not dropping, Miss Eddie. This Christmas I will get Jane to dump you. I have a plan.
08:17With all due respect, Mrs. Reynolds, your daughter is the love of my life. And no amount of money could ever make me leave her.
08:26I wish Jane would have married a real man like Jared.
08:29Oh, look. There he is now.
08:32Jane Reynolds! You look more stunning than I remember.
08:42Eddie!
08:44Ha! The last time I remember seeing you, me and the future mayor were stuffing you in a locker.
08:51Wasn't that the first time that Jane rejected you for me?
08:57You want another beatdown?
08:59Sasha, go play with your cousin Robbie, okay?
09:08Hi, cousin Robbie. Can I play?
09:11My prince said your dad's a loser. That means you are too.
09:18Mr. and Mrs. Reynolds, what a pleasure.
09:24Oh, you look so handsome and successful. Definitely Jane.
09:31I mean, he looks better than he did in high school with that ridiculous mullet.
09:36Jane, show some respect.
09:38Jared is a highly successful businessman.
09:41He's an executive at Maple Tech.
09:43Oh, really?
09:44Uh-huh.
09:45An executive.
09:46Well, then you must have met the CEO, right?
09:48Well, what do you tell us?
09:50How is the big man?
09:55You're goddamn right I've met the CEO.
09:58He's a great man.
10:00He's entrusted me.
10:01I'm basically running the company office here in town and the mall project.
10:07Wow.
10:09You work for Maple Tech?
10:11Really?
10:12I sure do, kid.
10:15And your dad?
10:16He wouldn't know that kind of success.
10:19Would you, Eddie?
10:22Ha-ha, Sasha.
10:23Your dad's a loser.
10:26Hey, princess.
10:28Don't worry.
10:29I've got a feeling that Jared is gonna eat his words
10:32and get what he deserves pretty soon.
10:34The only thing Jared deserves is a promotion.
10:38He's big at Maple Tech.
10:40The CEO, he'll probably be calling and promoting me any day now.
10:43Don't worry about Eddie, Mrs. Reynolds.
10:45He's just jealous.
10:48Come on, everyone.
10:49It's Christmas, okay?
10:51Come on, let's go.
10:52Come on, let's go.
10:59Why is that man Jared so mean?
11:02You know why?
11:03It's because successful men, they don't brag.
11:06They're humble.
11:09Hey, you wanna watch Daddy teach Jared a little Christmas lesson?
11:14It'll be our little secret, okay?
11:20Hey, we hired a local middle manager named Jared.
11:24Demote him for me.
11:25Yes, right away, Mr. A.
11:27Hey.
11:32Hey.
11:33What?
11:34Genie.
11:35Eddie can't give you what you deserve.
11:37With my high paying job, I could give you it all.
11:40Jared, I'm married.
11:42You and Jared would make such a beautiful match.
11:45Yeah, middle management, it has its perks.
11:47I could take you out on the company dime, maybe get us a little hotel suite.
11:52Oh.
11:53Something tells me you're not management material, Jared.
11:57Eddie.
11:58Stop.
11:59What would you know about who or what Maple Tech material is?
12:04You're not cut out to wash the floors at the mall.
12:08I'm just saying.
12:09Maybe you should check on your current job status.
12:12What are you doing, Eddie?
12:14I want you to go home for good.
12:16Stop antagonizing Maple Tech.
12:17They are the biggest employer in town.
12:20Eddie isn't the kind of guy that Maple Tech would hire.
12:23Trust me.
12:24I know the CEO.
12:25The only thing I need to question about my job status is how soon they're going to be promoting me.
12:35It's Mrs. Henderson.
12:37Maple Tech VP.
12:38Oh, exciting.
12:39She's getting promoted.
12:43I'm going to get a promotion and then you're going to be mine, Jane.
12:48You're not getting promoted, Jared.
12:50You're getting demoted.
12:52Mrs. Henderson.
12:56What an honor it is to speak with you again.
12:59Again?
13:00We've never met.
13:01And despite what you've been saying, you have no idea who our CEO is.
13:05You're not Maple Tech management material.
13:08We're demoting you to mailroom duties.
13:11What?
13:12What?
13:13But why?
13:14Please, no, no!
13:15What?
13:17What did you do, loser?
13:19Eddie, how did you know that?
13:21Only the CEO could have known that.
13:23The CEO?
13:26Eddie?
13:29Eddie, what's going on?
13:31Are you CEO?
13:32Oh!
13:34No!
13:36He didn't do anything.
13:37This is a big misunderstanding.
13:39I'm going to go inside and make a phone call.
13:41I'll beat you.
13:42Sorry!
13:51Craig?
13:52Stop drinking and help me!
13:54I got a bad bag, woman.
13:55It's a pen.
13:56Welcome to Japan.
13:57Yeah.
13:58Fuck Christ, that loser's here.
14:01Eddie, you remember my brother Craig and his wife Christina?
14:05Yeah.
14:06Yeah, of course.
14:07Merry Christmas, Tebow.
14:08You're still married to this deadbeat, Jane?
14:11Not I.
14:12No, presents for losing kids and their deadbeat dads.
14:18Ha ha!
14:19Ha ha ha!
14:20Oh, that's my baby!
14:21He's a slut!
14:22He's a slut!
14:23Jane.
14:24I don't know what your husband did with my job, but I'm going to sort it out.
14:30Wow!
14:31Jared!
14:32This is the best gift ever!
14:34Robbie, can I play with it?
14:37Can I play with it?
14:38No, Charlie, you're not a kid you want.
14:40Aww.
14:41Aww.
14:42Robbie, don't rub salt in Sasha's wounds.
14:47Her dad's too poor to buy her Christmas gifts.
14:52That's, uh, actually, uh, that's wrong.
14:58I did get her a Christmas gift.
15:00In fact, it's Maple Tech's new state-of-the-art virtual reality console.
15:05Virtual reality?
15:08Wow, Dad!
15:10No way!
15:11I don't believe it!
15:13Eddie, you really got her that?
15:15Of course not.
15:16Maple Tech hasn't even released that set to market yet.
15:19No one can buy it.
15:20LOL, Eddie.
15:21The new VR system from Maple Tech cost over $30,000.
15:26Lying to an eight-year-old.
15:29You have no shame.
15:31Jane.
15:32Jane, this is how low your pathetic husband is stooped.
15:36Eddie, the holidays can be hard on a struggling parent.
15:40You don't have to lie.
15:41Just admit, you're too poor to buy your kid a gift.
15:46It's okay.
15:47But I was so excited.
15:50Sasha, honey, your dad didn't mean that.
15:54I will get you a gift.
15:56A smaller gift.
15:57No.
15:58I did mean it.
15:59It's just waiting to be delivered at the local Maple Tech R&D warehouse.
16:03You are a lying sack of-
16:08It's not a toy store.
16:10It's a top secret classified facility.
16:12Employees don't even have access.
16:14A worthless, unemployed nobody sure won't.
16:16You just don't get any toy gifts.
16:18Ha ha!
16:19Ha ha ha ha!
16:21Jared, Jared, Jared.
16:25You never learn, do you?
16:27I know the location of the secret warehouse.
16:30I even know the security code.
16:32Eddie.
16:33Just stop.
16:34You are upsetting Sasha and you're getting your hopes up.
16:37You're shameless.
16:38You're-
16:39Jesus.
16:40The address of the warehouse is on it.
16:45On company letterhead.
16:50How do you know top secret company information?
16:55That's a crime.
16:56How?
16:57How is this loser connected to the most powerful new tech company in the country?
17:02Eddie, what's going on?
17:04First you get Jared demoted from Maple Tech and now this.
17:09Someone in the company leaked classified information to him.
17:14That's a crime.
17:16Who told you?
17:17Hmm?
17:18I'm gonna turn you in deadbeat and I'm gonna get my job back.
17:27Your dad's a liar and in trouble.
17:30No he isn't and I'll prove it.
17:33You're pathetic, Eddie.
17:35Hashtag sad.
17:37Oh Christina, your husband is the pathetic one.
17:40He is-
17:41Oh my!
17:42Oh yeah, he is always drunk.
17:43At least my husband is an attentive father to our child.
17:46Well, well, what did you say about me?
17:48Oh!
17:49Oh!
17:50Oh!
17:51Oh!
17:52Oh!
17:53Oh!
17:54Oh!
17:55Oh!
17:56Oh!
17:57Oh!
17:58Oh!
17:59Oh!
18:00Oh!
18:01Oh!
18:02Oh!
18:03Oh!
18:04Oh!
18:05Oh!
18:06Oh!
18:07Oh!
18:08Everyone, please!
18:09We're supposed to be a family and it's Christmas time.
18:12Wait, where's Sasha?
18:16Sasha?
18:17Sasha?
18:18Sasha?
18:19Sasha?
18:20Sasha?
18:21She isn't here?
18:22Where did she go?
18:23What?
18:24This is what you get for being a bad father, Eddie.
18:29It's okay.
18:30I'll find her, Jane.
18:31Damn it, Eddie.
18:32She could be lost.
18:33Kidnapped.
18:34Worse.
18:35I'm gonna find the gift and prove that my daddy isn't a liar.
18:50You are not going anywhere.
18:51You abandoned this town and family long ago.
18:52You can't find Sasha.
18:53Eddie, why did you pretend to get her gift?
18:54Now she is missing.
18:55I will find her.
18:56Oh, no you won't.
18:57I called a real man to help.
18:58A powerful man who gets things done.
18:59Unlike you.
19:00I'm not surprised Eddie ran his kid off.
19:01Don't worry, folks, I got this, darling.
19:12I got my top man on it and we will find it.
19:16I'm not surprised Eddie ran his kid off. Don't worry, folks. I got this, darling.
19:25Got my top men on it, and we'll find the girl.
19:31I will find my daughter.
19:36Well, thank God almighty that deadbeat is gone. Now the real men can get down to work and we can find her.
19:46Come on, this place has to look perfect before our CEO arrives. How'd you get in here, little one?
20:06I'm supposed to get my present.
20:08This is a Fortune 500 company. It ain't some toy store. Get her out of here.
20:14I have permission and a receipt.
20:18How'd it's our location and access code and the sidebar CEO?
20:26I don't care what you have to do. Just find her. It's an order.
20:32Duncan, please find my daughter.
20:34We're searching. We just haven't found her yet. But we...
20:40I will, Janie. I will.
20:44Have the bodyguards pick me up and take me to the R&D warehouse now.
20:48You're gonna find her? She's missing because of you.
20:50You're gonna stay here to suffer the consequences of...
20:52I don't have time to play these games.
20:54What are you gonna do, asshat?
21:02Where did you get this note from?
21:06I gave it to her Bob.
21:10Mr. A? Welcome. Welcome. Angel, you should have said something.
21:16I didn't know he was her daddy.
21:22Great.
21:24I have checkpoints set up, but my idiot men can't find her.
21:33Sasha?
21:34Hey, it's Calista. I just got a glimpse of the Maple Tech CEO.
21:38Okay, I've never met your husband, but he is hotter.
21:41I just took a photo and...
21:43I don't... I don't have time for this.
21:48Oh God, maybe Eddie can find her.
21:50Eddie? The day he can do anything with his miserable life will be the day pigs fly.
21:57Sasha, is that you, baby?
21:59No. It's just your loser husband.
22:09Giving up already, Eddie? I knew you couldn't find Sasha.
22:15You found her?
22:17What the hell?
22:19Thank God.
22:20Why did you run away like that? I was so worried about you.
22:23Because her dad's a liar.
22:25He wanted a gift you pretended to get...
22:27It was all Eddie's fault.
22:29You had my men out there searching for your runaway child
22:32because you lied about a fancy gift that we know you can't afford?
22:39Hey, hey, check it out, check it out.
22:44Check it out, check it out.
22:51No way!
22:52Me are set cool!
22:54What?
22:57It costs more than my annual salary.
22:59Sasha, you're lucky to have such a great dad who can't that for you.
23:07Merry Christmas, everyone!
23:10Merry Christmas!
23:11Woo!
23:13Ha ha!
23:14All right.
23:17Eddie?
23:19How did you... that?
23:21I told you.
23:23I wasn't lying.
23:25Oh!
23:29God damn it.
23:31I have important things I need to tend to.
23:34Everyone will remember to come to my party where I will welcome the CEO.
23:38Everyone.
23:40Except Eddie.
23:41The CEO?
23:42Is that Eddie?
23:44Eddie was telling the truth about getting the gift?
23:47How do you afford it?
23:49Sasha, let me play with it!
23:51Robbie, what about the toy plane I got for you?
23:54It's custom and maybe one of the...
23:55My turn!
23:56Me first!
23:58Okay.
24:00Hey, Robbie, this is Sasha's toy, okay?
24:03But it's Christmas time and at Christmas, you're very kind to each other, aren't we?
24:06Now, maybe if you ask Sasha really nicely, she'll share.
24:08I'm sorry I was mean, cousin Sasha.
24:09I'm sorry I was mean, cousin Sasha
24:11Who?
24:12Okay, hey Robby, this is Sasha's toy, okay, but it's Christmas time and at Christmas you're very kind to each other, aren't we?
24:23So maybe if you ask Sasha really nicely, she'll share.
24:27I'm sorry I was mean, cousin Sasha.
24:31No, we've been married for years. I would know if Eddie was CEO.
24:43All that matters is he's a great father.
24:47Janie, now that your husband blew his entire life savings trying to impress the kids, maybe I could take you out.
24:53Pass. It's Christmas, Jared. My husband is the only one for me.
24:59Don't be discouraged, Jared. You can still win Jane from him.
25:10Family, it's time to go to Grandma's house for Christmas!
25:17Hey, will you kids be alright here?
25:20Yes, Grandpa Lewis!
25:22Let's go, come on!
25:25Nice work, Eddie.
25:27Keep it up and impressing Grandma.
25:29Family will follow up.
25:36Hello!
25:40You brought this man into my house and your mom said that you were divorcing him.
25:44Oh, actually, Jane and I do love each other very much and I wanted to show you...
25:50Hey, don't listen to this loser, Ima! I brought cookies!
25:53Oh, my grandson's great!
25:54Oh!
25:55And his beautiful wife, Christina!
25:58Thanks for having us, Grandma!
26:01Eddie and Jane didn't want to come!
26:03She did!
26:04Hi, Mom!
26:05Melinda, I don't understand.
26:06I thought you said that she was divorcing that bomb.
26:07Grandma, Eddie is my husband.
26:08Well, we tried, Mom.
26:09We're still trying.
26:10Oh, good, good.
26:11Everybody, sit down.
26:12Sit down.
26:13Oh, you know that nice boy, Duncan?
26:14He's the mayor now.
26:15Jeannie, you and him look great together.
26:16Duncan is a friend of mine.
26:17He actually happens to be the mayor.
26:18He's around a lot more than you.
26:19What have you ever done?
26:20You know what?
26:21I'm actually glad you asked that, so...
26:22Hey, you know what?
26:23The CEO of Maple Tech is coming to our little town next week.
26:25Woo-hoo!
26:26Janie could be the mayor's date.
26:27Yes!
26:28Yes!
26:29Yes!
26:30Yes!
26:31Yes!
26:32Yes!
26:33Yes!
26:34Yes!
26:35Yes!
26:36Yes!
26:37Yes!
26:38Yes!
26:39Yes!
26:40Yes!
26:41Yes!
26:42Yes!
26:43Yes!
26:44Yes!
26:45Yes!
26:46Yes!
26:47Yes!
26:48Ma'am, I am determined to prove to you that I am the best man for Jane in this whole town.
26:54Hell, even in the whole state!
27:00And I'll prove it to you, okay?
27:02I can't breathe.
27:05It's an allergic reaction.
27:07What was in those cookies?
27:08What were in those cookies?
27:11What were in those cookies?
27:14Were there peanuts in those cookies?
27:16She's allergic!
27:17My God!
27:18I'm excited now!
27:19I got you, Grandma!
27:20Don't worry!
27:21Help is on the way!
27:22I got you!
27:23I got you!
27:24Don't you go buy it on me!
27:26Hey, what the hell are you doing?
27:27She's having an allergic reaction!
27:28She has an EpiPen!
27:29What?
27:30What?
27:31What?
27:32What?
27:33What?
27:34What?
27:35What?
27:36What?
27:37What?
27:38What?
27:39What?
27:40What?
27:41What?
27:42What?
27:43What?
27:44What, just call an ambulance?
27:47Whoa!
27:48Hey Jamie, is that so?!
27:49Do you know that it's Christmas and the roads are closed?!
27:50Help me, man!
27:51Hey!
27:52Hey get the hell out of here, okay?
27:53I work for ัะฒะพะตะณะพ people tonight.
27:54forecasting.
27:55They have a medical site there.
27:56You have no idea what you're doing.
27:58You don't know anything, Eddie!
27:59We need Doctor Lipches, but I can't reach him!
28:02Damn Christmas!
28:05Help me!
28:07Back off, you pathetic idiot!
28:10If you want to save your mother, stay out of my way and let me do my work.
28:14Just hold on, okay?
28:17My dying wish, Jamie, to divorce that bum.
28:24Okay.
28:25All right, 80s woman anaplastic shock. There's no EpiPen available.
28:28How could you know this fancy medical world?
28:30Okay, time is short. If you're not gonna help, stay out of my way.
28:33I need vinegar and salt, okay?
28:35Please.
28:36I also need, like, a conductive material, like gold, platinum, and...
28:40Oh, you're shameless!
28:41He thinks we're just gonna hand over all our valuables!
28:47That, that, watch, cause tens of thousands!
28:55Okay, perfect.
28:57No, no, no. I don't trust you.
29:00I am not letting my wife's grandmother die. Not on Christmas.
29:04Christmas!
29:05You're killing her, you moron!
29:07You're screwed up, Eddie!
29:17Enough, Craig.
29:19You're the one who almost killed me by giving me peanuts and forgetting my medicine.
29:24Craig!
29:25Oh!
29:28I must have misjudged you.
29:31You saved my life, grandson!
29:38What?!
29:39Eddie, you saved Christmas.
29:42Yes!
29:43He did!
29:48How did Eddie know how to save her?
29:50And what about the expensive watch?
29:52And you're supposed to be broken and jobless.
29:56Melinda said...
29:57I just assumed!
30:00Well, you know what they say about assuming father-in-law.
30:04Alright, alright, so Eddie got lucky.
30:06Show's over.
30:07He's still a deadbeat.
30:09Let's do gifts!
30:11Yes!
30:13Yes! Let's do it!
30:15For you, dear mama, Gucci sunglasses so you can look stylish.
30:20Daddy-in-law!
30:24Daddy-in-law!
30:26I got you a small-batch bourbon!
30:29Thank you!
30:30You're so sweet!
30:32Thank you!
30:34And for you, dear, pearl earrings for our girl of a grandmother!
30:41We did that!
30:43Don't choke on him!
30:45Alright!
30:46Last and certainly least!
30:49Edward, for you!
30:51Alright!
30:53Nothing!
30:56Whoops!
31:02Unbelievable!
31:04Frank, Christina, you're so generous.
31:07Oh, sweet kids!
31:10Sweet indeed!
31:12Oh, these must have been so expensive!
31:16Oh, yeah, like a hundred at Ross.
31:18Oh, yeah, what a successful grandson I have!
31:22Oh, man!
31:25What's going on over there, Mr. Frowny Face?
31:28You didn't bring any Christmas gifts for us or our wonderful host, our grandmother?
31:33He's too selfish and too poor.
31:35I'm no Grinch.
31:37Of course I got everyone gifts.
31:38And you might find that they've got a little bit more of a personal touch than Crave.
31:48It's okay, Eddie.
31:49You don't have to give me a gift.
31:51I know you're poor.
31:53Well, how about we try anyway, man?
31:55Hmm?
31:56Let's see.
31:57What do we have?
31:59Ah!
32:00For you?
32:01Melinda?
32:02Oh!
32:03I told you!
32:04Uh, well, it's a shawl, handmade from your favorite...
32:05It doesn't even work as a dog's blanket.
32:07Ugh, ridiculous!
32:09Fuck!
32:10Oh, uh, Mr. Reynolds, I know you suffer from insomnia, so...
32:12I got you some special ancient tea.
32:13That was harvested by the monks that made...
32:14Tea?
32:15I can get this anywhere.
32:16Uh, I guess it's the thought that counts.
32:17Good job, D-bag.
32:18What about me, Eddie?
32:19Wait, you wanted to impress our grandmother over here?
32:20You wanted to impress our grandmother over here?
32:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:22So, uh, Mr. Reynolds, I know you suffer from insomnia, so...
32:27I got you some special ancient tea.
32:29That was harvested by the monks that made...
32:32Tea?
32:33I can get this anywhere.
32:36I guess it's the thought that counts.
32:40Good job, D-bag.
32:42What about me, Eddie?
32:44You wanted to impress our grandmother on Christmas, and you didn't even bring her a gift?
32:49And my own house, too.
32:51Yeah.
32:52Ouch.
32:54I could never forget about you, ma'am.
32:57I got you a gift.
32:59Have a look.
33:08Okay, I'll shoo them away.
33:10Out, ladies.
33:12The first Noel
33:16The angels did say
33:19Was to certain poor shepherds
33:24In fields as they lay
33:27All right, all right, enough of this horse shit, all right?
33:31This is the worst gift ever.
33:32Where'd you get this Christmas carol? Dime store?
33:35In fields where they lay keeping their feet
33:45Wait! Wait!
33:47That was my favorite song as a child in Europe.
33:52Oh my!
33:53Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
34:05Born is the king of Israel
34:13Wow, wow.
34:14Some gift.
34:15That was the best gift.
34:23That was the best gift.
34:33What a wonderful man you are, Eddie.
34:36Ding dong!
34:37I wanted to come by and wish my favorite matriarch a Merry Christmas
34:46And give her these
34:48Wine that costs more than Eddie makes in a year
34:53Of course
34:54And
34:58My favorite peanut girl
34:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
35:00She's allergic to peanut, Jared
35:02Oh, um, I, um
35:04The wine
35:05Any upset you fine people again?
35:08Well, he did get Mom a nice gift
35:11But it's nothing compared to your generosity, Jared
35:15Look, he gave me this filthy rag for the domped
35:19Melinda
35:20I know this weave
35:23You put it in the dog bed?
35:24Uh-huh
35:25This is fine, expensive, Turkish silk
35:30I appreciate the thought, but he just gave me plain old tea
35:35Oh, plain tea?
35:36No, that was made by monks
35:39It's a cure for the insomnia that you have
35:43By golly
35:45Eddie's gifts aren't inexpensive and thoughtless
35:48They're personal and sentimental and valuable
35:53I don't understand
35:54Oh, yeah, well, I do
35:56He stole them!
35:58I don't like being called a thief
35:59And that's the second time now
36:01Yeah, and I don't like being robbed
36:03All of these gifts are made by Maple Tech partners and subsidiaries
36:07I would know that because I worked there
36:10Unlike you
36:12You stole them
36:14You thief
36:15I knew it!
36:17Eddie stole these gifts
36:24I knew it!
36:25Eddie stole these gifts
36:28I'm gonna call the cops
36:30Oh, I'm so disappointed, Eddie
36:32I didn't steal anything, ma'am
36:35Okay? You have my word
36:36On my honor
36:37Of course you stole them!
36:39You're poor!
36:40You expect us to believe that you spent thousands on these gifts?
36:46Eddie, how did you afford all of that?
36:48I'm your wife
36:49I wouldn't know if you had that kind of money
36:50I don't touch her, you thief
36:53Yeah, we caught us a thief
36:55It's what he deserves!
36:57Okay, that is enough!
36:59I am not a thief!
37:00I bought all of this stuff with my own money
37:03And you know what?
37:05I'll prove it
37:07I swore to you, Grandma
37:09That is the email I sent the carolers with my own personal credit card
37:14This is the Turkish customs and invoice for the shawl
37:18And this is a photo of me with the monk who harvested your tea
37:25Eddie, I...
37:27I don't understand
37:28How did you get all of that?
37:31Eddie Andrews!
37:33You're under arrest or gun larceny
37:35No, no, this is a misunderstanding
37:38Hey, you're making a mistake here
37:44Okay, this is a mistake
37:46This is what you deserve, Eddie
37:49Please, officers
37:50He did nothing, okay?
37:51He is supposed to spend the day with his daughter
37:53She can visit him in his cell
37:55It's okay, Jane
37:56I'll be out within the hour
37:57But tell Sasha not to worry
37:58I will not miss a Christmas with her
38:05Merry Christmas, Janey
38:07Easter
38:08Easter
38:15You're gonna spend Christmas in a cage just like the animal you are
38:18You know, I know my rights
38:20I want my phone call
38:21Now
38:29Mrs. Henderson?
38:30Yeah, I think my hidden identity might have worked too well
38:33I've been wrongly arrested
38:34I need you to come down to the police station and clear this up
38:37Hey
38:40What a Christmas miracle
38:42This is a gift
38:43My high school nemesis locked up
38:46You were always destined for this, Eddie
38:48Because you were a loser
38:50And now your family can see that
38:52I'll be out of here in a few minutes, Duncan
38:54But I won't forget it
38:55And you will regret it
38:56See, Sasha, your daddy is a bad man
39:01And bad men are punished
39:04For God's sake, he did not steal those Christmas gifts
39:07Daddy, what's happening?
39:09It's okay, little one
39:11I'm the mayor, and I'm gonna take care of you and your sweet mom from now on
39:18Get your hands off my wife
39:20Duncan, please
39:22You can stop this
39:23He didn't steal those gifts
39:24Eddie, you're upsetting your daughter
39:27Which I have a feeling it's not the first time
39:30Daddy, but you promised to spend the day with me
39:33Hey, princess
39:35That's okay, I'm gonna be out of here in no time
39:37I promise
39:39You're gonna spend the day in a cell
39:41Lock him up
39:43Wait, don't do this in front of my daughter
39:45The law is the law, Eddie
39:48This is no place for ladies like you
39:50Let me escort you out
39:51Stop
39:53I love you both, okay?
39:54This is just a mistake, I'll see you soon
39:56And Duncan!
39:57I'm gonna see you real soon
40:02You stole from a Fortune 500 company?
40:05We're gonna lock you up in this cage through Christmas
40:07So you don't ruin the mayor's big welcome for the CEO you stole from
40:11See, that's where you're wrong
40:12You've already ruined the CEO's welcome
40:15But lucky for you two
40:17You still have a chance to make up for it
40:18You remember that phone call I had?
40:24Well, here she comes
40:26Right on cue
40:30Vice President Henderson
40:32This man stole gifts from your company, Maple Tech
40:35And we... you...
40:37Podunk pigs!
40:39The CEO can't steal from his own company
40:41Release him!
40:45Now!
40:47But it's Eddie Andrews, he was a loser in high school
40:49We thought he was too poor to afford those gifts
40:51Oh God, we screwed up bad, I'm sorry sir, please
40:53We didn't know, my family works from Maple Tech
40:55Please don't buy them, please!
40:57Thank you for the assist, Mrs. Henderson
40:59I've got it from here
41:01Oh, but um, have our people investigate Mayor Cross
41:04I've got a feeling he's dirty
41:05Bring me the proof I need
41:06Well, well, well
41:12You son of a bitch, Eddie
41:16Your bullshit and your lies have finally caught up to you
41:22You're too poor to afford those gifts
41:25You stole them, you bastard
41:27I know, but he's...
41:28I'm locked up
41:30That's right
41:32Let Jared talk, I want to hear what he has to say
41:34You're powerless and you're poor
41:37Eddie, I'm going to get you to confess to your crime
41:41This is going to be fun
41:46You unemployed bum
41:48I don't know how you convinced Jane to marry you
41:51Oh, but the tables have turned
41:53I have been waiting for years to humiliate you and take your woman
41:58Jared, maybe you should...
41:59He should keep talking
42:01The more he talks, the more he'll regret
42:02You're about to be in a world of trouble
42:05Leave me, little piece of...
42:07Open this gate, let me at him
42:17I don't know how you knew that I was going to get demoted
42:20But this is my chance to win my job back
42:23And expose you for the poor thief that you are
42:27And I'm going to get you to confess your theft against Maple Tech
42:32I'm going to love torturing you and I'm going to get my job back
42:36Win-win, asshole!
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