- 7 weeks ago
An out of touch family man moves with his wife and daughter from the big city to his dream house on the outskirts of a small town just in time for the apocalypse.
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00:01:42buy a house where there's no cell service there is cell service in a room upstairs you just have to
00:01:47knock the window a little bit i guess that's my room then great it's the bathroom am i being
00:01:52punished for something i haven't been here 10 minutes in your heart of complaining just give
00:01:57it a rest please fine keys hello spence spencer
00:02:12she's going to need internet thought we agreed we wouldn't let her grow up in front of the screen
00:02:16yeah we did and then she did it anyway because that's what teenagers do
00:02:20come on i just need a little bit of internet
00:02:27love you are you the comments that's us yeah i'll show you where things go
00:02:42it is unethical and it is downright nasa is a buzz today over a recent discovery that could
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00:02:59i'm connected
00:03:02text message phone call it's not for death anyone i care about all my friends know exactly
00:03:10where to find me where to find me when the world ends
00:03:12i want a simple life
00:03:25i want a simple life
00:03:38i want a simple life
00:03:51i want a simple life
00:03:53i want a simple life
00:03:55i want to go to heaven
00:04:03i want a simple life
00:04:16i want a simple life
00:04:21i want a simple life
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00:04:29that was love lies and fiction with simple life and i'm israel with your morning mix
00:04:35good morning what a beautiful day in downtown oneonta plenty of sunshine on tap
00:04:40she's still on the radio this place never changes
00:04:51hello sir
00:04:53internet store
00:04:54oh we had a bunch of complaints about our service so instead of fixing anything we just rebranded
00:04:59well i'm here for something
00:05:04i have such a hard work but i like easy things
00:05:10I like what I like.
00:05:12One punch.
00:05:14One push.
00:05:20One touch.
00:05:28One left.
00:05:30One click.
00:05:32One X bat.
00:05:34You've come to the right place.
00:05:36Transfer a new account.
00:05:38Well, it's not for me, though.
00:05:40It's actually for my daughter.
00:05:42But I'm paying, so I guess it's for me.
00:05:45Well, you can't ignore technology.
00:05:47Adapt your die.
00:05:49What's the new address?
00:05:51113 Herrick Hill Road.
00:05:57Oh, no.
00:05:59Oh, no.
00:06:00This isn't good at all.
00:06:02Sir, you can't get internet.
00:06:05Like, not even a little bit?
00:06:07No, you're right outside our service area.
00:06:09You know, we could run a line to your house, which would cost...
00:06:14$33,412.
00:06:16Oh, son of a bitch.
00:06:18Um...
00:06:19Will you be paying cash or card?
00:06:20No, I'm not gonna...
00:06:22There's gotta be some kind of other option.
00:06:24Will you do offer a payment plan?
00:06:26No, I mean like a satellite or whatever.
00:06:29Um...
00:06:32Seems like the dishes can't get a signal there either.
00:06:35Weird.
00:06:38Figures.
00:06:39What are you gonna do?
00:06:46Come on, Lynn.
00:06:49Hey!
00:06:50Hey, there you are.
00:06:51Sorry, I had to run upstairs.
00:06:52The service is great up here.
00:06:54How'd it go?
00:06:55Well, bad news.
00:06:57We can't get internet.
00:06:59Not even a little bit?
00:07:01Nope.
00:07:02We're outside the service area and satellites won't work either.
00:07:06So...
00:07:07How do we tell Zoe?
00:07:10He couldn't buy a house with working light bulbs?
00:07:13She would like for you to buy some light bulbs.
00:07:27Hey, uh, excuse me.
00:07:28Can you tell me...
00:07:31Uh...
00:07:32Kenny!
00:07:33Spence!
00:07:34That's how you did move back.
00:07:36How do you know that?
00:07:38Ah, you know.
00:07:39Small town.
00:07:40Right.
00:07:41So how's your pops doing?
00:07:42Ah.
00:07:43Passed away a few years back.
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:46Left me the store, so I'm running things now.
00:07:48I'm sorry to hear that.
00:07:49Nah.
00:07:50Uh, see, tell me about these smart bulbs.
00:07:52Oh, man, listen.
00:07:53Those are super cool, man.
00:07:54Everybody's buying these things now.
00:07:55Check us out.
00:07:56You can turn them on and off with an app.
00:07:58Yeah.
00:07:59You can even change the color.
00:08:01Do you want to get some of those?
00:08:02No.
00:08:03No, I just stick with the dumb bulbs.
00:08:05Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
00:08:06Cool.
00:08:07Hey, so where's the new house?
00:08:08Outskirts of town, yeah.
00:08:10A couple miles out.
00:08:11Oh, cool, cool.
00:08:12Yeah.
00:08:13Well, thanks.
00:08:14Oh, no problem, man.
00:08:15You know, I don't need a bag.
00:08:17Oh, yeah, I gotcha.
00:08:18Alright.
00:08:21Cool.
00:08:22So, how about, um, yourself?
00:08:25You have family in town, or...?
00:08:28Nah.
00:08:29Nah.
00:08:30Just the store.
00:08:33Yeah.
00:08:35Big news day, huh?
00:08:36Oh, you didn't hear?
00:08:37Man, NASA's making some huge announcement.
00:08:39Yeah, they've been talking about it all day.
00:08:41NASA?
00:08:42Bunch of bullshit.
00:08:43Bunch of bullshit.
00:08:44You guys know the Earth is flat, right?
00:08:45I wonder what the big news is gonna be.
00:08:46I'm not gonna say aliens, but...
00:08:48Unless I know about the outside world, the better.
00:08:50Heh, I hear you, man.
00:08:51Probably, yeah.
00:08:52Hey, listen, we should get together or something.
00:08:53You know, grab a beer.
00:08:54Yeah, sometime.
00:08:55I gotta get back to the house, so...
00:08:56Wait, wait, wait.
00:08:57Let me get my number for you here.
00:08:58You know what?
00:08:59I just have so much to tell you about.
00:09:00Oh, no, no, no.
00:09:01One second.
00:09:02Let me, uh...
00:09:03You don't have to do that.
00:09:04Nah, that's no problem.
00:09:05That's how we get going.
00:09:06A lot of work, too.
00:09:07Ah, here we go.
00:09:08Ah.
00:09:09Yeah.
00:09:10One second.
00:09:11Let me see here.
00:09:12Here we go.
00:09:13That's my sail.
00:09:14Great.
00:09:15Alright.
00:09:16Alright.
00:09:17Thanks.
00:09:18Hey, man.
00:09:19Good seeing you.
00:09:20Have a good day.
00:09:21You, too.
00:09:22Spence.
00:09:24And it looks like NASA's about ready to go live.
00:09:27We're gonna switch over to them right now.
00:09:29Thank you for your time.
00:09:31A little over eight hours ago, a near-Earth object,
00:09:34or NEO, was spotted by one of our telescopes.
00:09:38It was not detected earlier due to its trajectory originating from behind the sun.
00:09:43According to our admittedly early calculations,
00:09:46we predict that an asteroid will strike somewhere within the continental United States
00:09:52within the next 72 hours.
00:09:54We will have more information about its exact impact point in the near future,
00:09:59but we are now going to open up...
00:10:02Come on! Now?!
00:10:04I'm sure everything's gonna be fine.
00:10:06We're in the middle of nowhere in upstate New York.
00:10:08Everything is not gonna be fine, Mom.
00:10:09Even if it hits in the middle of Idaho, it could start a chain reaction.
00:10:13Supply chains breaking down, power grids overloading,
00:10:15not to even mention the environmental impact.
00:10:17Sweetie, humans have been facing adversity since the dawn of time,
00:10:21and no matter what comes our way, we always find a way to figure it out.
00:10:25Tell that to the dinosaurs.
00:10:28Hi, this is Tom Simmons calling from News One.
00:10:34How big is this asteroid?
00:10:36Our current calculations put it at 50 meters across,
00:10:40burning down to approximately 5 meters once it gets through the atmosphere.
00:10:44While small, it can still do significant damage.
00:10:48Hey!
00:10:49Hey!
00:10:50Hey!
00:10:58Excuse me.
00:10:59Hey.
00:11:00Hello?
00:11:01Excuse me.
00:11:02Hey.
00:11:03It's gonna hit your house.
00:11:21Come again?
00:11:22The asteroid?
00:11:24No, they said they don't even know where it's gonna hit.
00:11:28Trust me.
00:11:29They know exactly where it's gonna hit.
00:11:31And when.
00:11:32They just don't want to start a panic.
00:11:34Yet.
00:11:35Okay.
00:11:36Who are you?
00:11:37Wilson.
00:11:38Live right up the road.
00:11:39Saw you guys moving in earlier.
00:11:41Figured I'd come down.
00:11:43I'm not sure.
00:11:44I'm not sure.
00:11:45I'm not sure.
00:11:46I'm not sure.
00:11:47I'm not sure.
00:11:48I'm not sure.
00:11:49I'm not sure.
00:11:50I'm not sure.
00:11:51I'm not sure.
00:11:52I'm not sure.
00:11:53I'm not sure.
00:11:54I'm not sure.
00:11:55I'm not sure.
00:11:56Come down.
00:11:57Say hey.
00:12:03Spencer.
00:12:04Just bought the place.
00:12:06I hope you kept the receipt.
00:12:13Go.
00:12:17Off my property.
00:12:18Sweetie, we have to be optimistic.
00:12:26Please stop calling me sweetie.
00:12:28I'm not a kid anymore.
00:12:29And you can't just optimism your way through everything.
00:12:37No internet?
00:12:38No.
00:12:39Not yet.
00:12:40Great.
00:12:41Just great.
00:12:43Should you get some light bulbs?
00:12:46There you go.
00:12:48There you go.
00:12:57You're welcome.
00:13:01So.
00:13:02Thoughts?
00:13:04Thoughts about what?
00:13:06The asteroid?
00:13:08Um.
00:13:10Um.
00:13:11I really don't think it's anything we have to worry about.
00:13:13It's probably gonna hit in Idaho or something.
00:13:15It's not a problem.
00:13:20You guys gonna feed me tonight or am I just gonna starve?
00:13:27She's right.
00:13:28We don't have any food in the house.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:31Okay.
00:13:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:33It's okay.
00:13:34You don't have to go back out.
00:13:35We'll order delivery for dinner and then we can go to Nick's diner for breakfast.
00:13:40It just reopened, right?
00:13:42Mm-hmm.
00:13:43It'll be fun.
00:13:44Perfect.
00:13:46Big news has been brewing folks from NASA of all places.
00:13:50And after one, I'm away to Earth.
00:13:53Not sure where it's gonna hit, but of course you can expect it.
00:13:56We'll keep you up to date right here on your home.
00:13:58Cool place, huh?
00:13:59Yeah, it's cute.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01Mm-hmm.
00:14:02How old is this place?
00:14:03Well, it was built about a hundred years ago.
00:14:06It was a popular spot on the railroad.
00:14:09As long as the food doesn't give me the plague.
00:14:11Well, that was the 1400s, not the 1900s.
00:14:14I thought you were going to college next year.
00:14:17I must have fallen asleep during plague class.
00:14:20What?
00:14:21What?
00:14:22One of these times you gotta order your own five.
00:14:24Well, you never finish yours.
00:14:26It's cause I know you're gonna eat them.
00:14:28Aw, that's so sweet.
00:14:31Mwah.
00:14:32So you said you ran into one of your old friends at the hardware store?
00:14:35Lenny?
00:14:37Kenny.
00:14:38Um, his acquaintance is definitely not a friend.
00:14:42Well, maybe you can change that.
00:14:45I don't think so.
00:14:46What, is he an asshole or something?
00:14:47Zoe.
00:14:49No, he's just a guy he never left.
00:14:52And I'm too old for new friends.
00:14:55What do you want to do today?
00:14:57We brought two vehicles for a reason.
00:15:00I want to work on the house.
00:15:02Okay.
00:15:03Then you do that.
00:15:05Zoe and I will go talk to the phone people.
00:15:08Right, Zoe?
00:15:10Every time.
00:15:11Oh, good luck.
00:15:12All right.
00:15:13Good luck.
00:15:18So close.
00:15:22Remember when she used to give everybody high fives?
00:15:24What, when she was two?
00:15:27No, she's a teenager.
00:15:28They do two things.
00:15:29They mope and hate their parents for having them.
00:15:31Mm-hmm.
00:15:32So when we'd skip that phase?
00:15:34Well, it is a phase, so the good news is she will grow out a bit.
00:15:39Someday something will happen that puts it all into perspective and then she will give you as many high fives as you want.
00:15:46Hm.
00:15:47Okay, I gotta get out of here.
00:15:49Okay.
00:15:50Good luck at the, uh, the phone store.
00:15:53Oh, thank you.
00:15:55Then I'll be back.
00:15:59Yeah, so what kind of classes would I be taking until I decided my major?
00:16:04Hey.
00:16:05Oh.
00:16:08No, I mean, yeah, I guess that's fine.
00:16:11I just, I don't know, I thought maybe something more creative than that.
00:16:16NASA's press conference is going live in a few hours.
00:16:21Hopefully we're gonna learn where this asteroid is hitting and when.
00:16:26The world has sent their thoughts and prayers to America.
00:16:29Okay.
00:16:30Good.
00:16:31So, how'd your interview go?
00:16:36It was alright.
00:16:37I guess.
00:16:38You guess?
00:16:39I don't know what I want to do with my life.
00:16:40My admissions counselor says photography isn't a job.
00:16:41I just wanted to have a person.
00:16:42I don't know what I want to do with my life.
00:16:43I don't know what I want to do with my life.
00:16:44I don't know what I want to do with my life.
00:16:45I don't know what I want to do with my life.
00:16:46My admissions counselor says photography isn't a job.
00:16:48I just wanted to have a purpose.
00:16:54Then again, I should probably pick someone else too.
00:17:01Do you guys know what I want to feel with my life?
00:17:06It's fun.
00:17:08What's the matter, hello.
00:17:14Then again, I should probably pick somewhere to go so I don't have to stay in the middle
00:17:18of dad's midlife crisis.
00:17:44Yeah, hello. Hey, Kenny.
00:18:03Uh, it's Spencer. Sorry to bother you. I tried catching you at the hardware store.
00:18:08Dude, it's Sunday. Day of rest.
00:18:11I didn't know you were religious. No, I'm not.
00:18:16Okay. What's going on, man?
00:18:18Uh, well, listen. I was trying to get some painting done today and I ran out of primer.
00:18:23Oh, you need primer? Hey, I can swing by with a few cans.
00:18:26Are you sure? Oh, yeah, yeah. No problem. Besides, I wanted to see the new house anyway.
00:18:31Hey, maybe after that we can go grab that beer, huh?
00:18:34I'll tell you what. You bring me that primer and beers are on me.
00:18:37My main man. All right, it's a deal. Deal.
00:18:41Shit.
00:18:49Phone store.
00:18:50I hate this town.
00:18:53Go on.
00:18:56Hey, folks. Can you just sign in?
00:18:59We're the only ones here.
00:19:00Yes, but we need you to sign in.
00:19:02You have to be shitting me.
00:19:04Zoe.
00:19:11I'm not giving you my email.
00:19:12We need you in our system.
00:19:14So you can turn around and sell my information? No thanks.
00:19:17It won't let me proceed without an email address.
00:19:20It's fine. I'll take care of it.
00:19:22Okay, we're checked in.
00:19:29Great.
00:19:35Lynn Coleman?
00:19:36That's me.
00:19:37Great. Chad will see you at the desk.
00:19:39What's up, guys? How can we help today?
00:19:44We just moved here from the city and I have zero cell service.
00:19:46Ugh, super bomber.
00:19:48Let's check out your service area. What's your address?
00:19:51Uh, 113 Herrick Hill Road.
00:19:55Oh, bomber. You guys are in the dead zone.
00:19:58Just gonna have to get a signal booster. Use your phone as a hotspot.
00:20:01Listen, I have college admissions interviews I have to do. There are shows I want to watch.
00:20:05Do we have unlimited data?
00:20:06Nah, you probably got limited-unlimited.
00:20:09I'm sorry?
00:20:10Limited-unlimited? It's essentially unlimited until you hit the limit.
00:20:15That's when you get limited.
00:20:16Why are we paying for unlimited then?
00:20:18Well, because it's limited-unlimited.
00:20:20Listen, how much for unlimited-unlimited?
00:20:24That's the presidential package. That's gonna be...
00:20:26$500 a month for the first line. $4.99 every line after that.
00:20:31I'm sorry, Zoe. We can't afford that.
00:20:35Great.
00:20:37Thanks, Chad. You've been absolutely no help whatsoever.
00:20:41It's okay. We'll figure it out. Come on.
00:20:44Hey!
00:20:48Are you doing anything later, or...?
00:20:49Ew.
00:20:57Spence?
00:20:57Yo, up here.
00:20:58Hey! Primer delivery?
00:21:00Perfect timing.
00:21:02Hey, man. You wasn't kidding about being on the outside of town.
00:21:05Yeah. Just the way I like it.
00:21:07I dig that, man.
00:21:12There you go.
00:21:12You think you can get me hanging with something?
00:21:13Oh, yeah. Sure. What's up?
00:21:15All right. Yep. There you go.
00:21:21Flat out. Yep. There you go.
00:21:22There you go.
00:21:23All right.
00:21:25No problem. No problem.
00:21:29Oh, I got a song on my face?
00:21:30Nah. Nah. You know, it's just that
00:21:33usually when people go through a midlife crisis, they, you know, buy a Corvette.
00:21:37Is that what you think this is?
00:21:39I'm just saying, man. You never used to shut up about leaving.
00:21:42Now you bought a house.
00:21:44Well, it's more than just a house.
00:21:46It's kind of a long story.
00:21:48Yeah? All right.
00:21:49Well, how about you tell me that long story over that beer?
00:21:50All right. Let's do it.
00:21:53Let's do it.
00:21:57Zoe, can you see who that is, please?
00:22:01It's Dad. Can you pick it up and put it on speaker?
00:22:03I don't have a phone, Mom.
00:22:05Hey, you.
00:22:08Hey.
00:22:09Bad news. We're outside the service area.
00:22:13I'm starting to see a theme here. How's Zoe handling it?
00:22:17My life is a nightmare.
00:22:18Well, Kenny stopped by and I owe my beer. So we're going to go downtown.
00:22:22Catching us as a big announcement.
00:22:24Oh, yay! You two can bond. Okay, then we'll just be back at the house.
00:22:29Got it. Well, I won't be long. Love you.
00:22:32I love you back.
00:22:35Figures we have perfect signal in town and the second we get home, it's gone.
00:22:49Watch this.
00:22:50See what I just did?
00:22:58You... you crossed the street?
00:23:01Yeah. I didn't have to wait five minutes at the corner to do it.
00:23:05I found a parking spot. I made a left.
00:23:07Yeah. Nothing's stopping me today.
00:23:09Really that bad down there, huh?
00:23:11Yep. You know, some people like city life. One thing I learned, it's not for me.
00:23:18People living on top of each other, struggling to survive. Not doing that.
00:23:23I hear you, man. I've been here forever and it doesn't really seem like I'm missing much in the city, you know?
00:23:30It's always there if I want to see it. This is a great place to just... live.
00:23:37Yeah. I think everything's gonna be all right.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:57That's one reason to hate small towns.
00:24:00That's the guy that was on my property.
00:24:03Me?
00:24:04Well, you might want to keep him off your property.
00:24:07What's the backstory there?
00:24:10Well, I'd rather not get into it.
00:24:14All right. Well, he's on his end of the bar. We're in ours.
00:24:19What'll it be, guys?
00:24:21Oh, uh, I'll have Alma Gang and then whatever this guy wants.
00:24:25Surprise me.
00:24:26NASA should be starting their press conference any minute now.
00:24:31I wonder where this thing's gonna hit.
00:24:33Hopefully somewhere nobody lives.
00:24:36Like Idaho.
00:24:38In any case, I'm sure we're fine here in Al Neonzo.
00:24:41Here you go.
00:24:46Thanks for the beer.
00:24:48Well, thanks for the primer.
00:24:49Ah, well.
00:24:50I don't...
00:24:59So.
00:25:01So.
00:25:04Why'd you come back?
00:25:04I was hoping to be a couple beers deep before touching Al.
00:25:13Well, I'm a very impatient man, sir.
00:25:16So, uh, why don't you go ahead and spill it?
00:25:18Huh?
00:25:23You remember back in middle school when my mom died?
00:25:26Yeah, of course.
00:25:30Me and my dad, we moved down to the city after that.
00:25:34Then he had to bust his ass twice as hard just to make ends meet.
00:25:37But he did it.
00:25:41You know?
00:25:42Worked the same job for 45 years.
00:25:44Built up a nice pension.
00:25:46And he did it.
00:25:47Not a lot of people can say that, you know?
00:25:49Yeah.
00:25:52Then on that last day, he, uh, he handed in his hard hat.
00:25:56He got that first retirement check.
00:25:58And as he was driving home, he, uh, he had a heart attack.
00:26:08Right behind the wheel.
00:26:10He crashed into a light pole.
00:26:14He just died at the scene.
00:26:17Check uncashed in his pocket.
00:26:19And as I was watching him getting lowered into the ground, I made a promise.
00:26:29I wasn't going to go out like that.
00:26:32I was going to find a way to provide for my family.
00:26:37And enjoy what little time I have on this planet.
00:26:39And not spend my whole life working just to die on the day that things finally work out.
00:26:50Put a stake in the ground.
00:26:52And I'm going to provide for my family.
00:26:57That's what I'm doing here.
00:27:03Damn, man.
00:27:05I wish I was a couple beers deep.
00:27:09You asked.
00:27:13Three people are killed and one is in critical condition after a gender reveal party gone horribly wrong.
00:27:19Hold on a second, folks.
00:27:21We're getting word from NASA.
00:27:22Switching you over.
00:27:24Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning in.
00:27:26We have narrowed down an almost precise point of impact for the asteroid that is headed towards the United States.
00:27:34The asteroid is currently on track to collide within 48 hours.
00:27:38And the point of impact will be...
00:27:40Wenanta, New York?
00:27:43We will have more information as it develops and our thoughts and prayers are with the citizens of Wenanta.
00:27:51You have to be shitting me.
00:27:52Right?
00:27:54It's not that hard to pronounce.
00:27:56It's Oneanta.
00:27:57Yes!
00:28:01Are you insane?
00:28:03Dude, you don't understand.
00:28:04Listen, whenever there's a crisis, people shop like maniacs.
00:28:11I gotta get back to the store.
00:28:13Clean out my inventory.
00:28:15We'll catch up soon, all right?
00:28:16You're taking this extremely well.
00:28:18Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:28:20We'll be fine.
00:28:20You're fine.
00:28:21You're fine.
00:28:22Yeah.
00:28:23See you.
00:28:39Okay.
00:28:40I'll bite.
00:28:42Tell me everything.
00:28:45Not here.
00:28:45Can I get a ride?
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:51Let's go.
00:29:13I'm gonna get the hell out of Dodge.
00:29:15I'm gonna get the hell out of Dodge.
00:29:18Mom?
00:29:19What are we gonna do?
00:29:21I don't know.
00:29:22But we are on the outskirts of town.
00:29:24Maybe it'll hit more towards the center of town.
00:29:27That doesn't matter.
00:29:28It could hit...
00:29:29What's the name of that stupid town?
00:29:31The one with the baseball hall of fame?
00:29:32Cooperstown?
00:29:33Cooperstown.
00:29:34It could hit Cooperstown and that's still too close.
00:29:36I'm gonna go try to call your father.
00:29:41All right.
00:29:42Talk to me.
00:29:43I told you.
00:29:44They've known where it was going to hit since day one.
00:29:47How?
00:29:48How did you know that?
00:29:51I've got people.
00:29:53Oh my god.
00:29:54Come on.
00:29:55Zoe, is this really a good time to be on your phone?
00:29:58I'm researching.
00:29:59Okay, so your people?
00:30:02Let's just say they know things before the general public is allowed to.
00:30:08Whenever there's chatter about something, they hear it.
00:30:11A major impact event releases the energy of several million nuclear weapons detonating simultaneously when an asteroid only a few kilometers in diameter collides with Earth.
00:30:20That's only if it doesn't burn up in the atmosphere first, right?
00:30:24Yeah, but you have the Tunguska event in 1908 where a meteoroid disintegrated in the atmosphere and the air burst flattened 80 million trees over 800 square miles and killed three people.
00:30:36I mean, I do feel bad for the trees, but three people? That's really not that bad.
00:30:40Only because it detonated over a forest and not a major city. 800 square miles?
00:30:45That's the size of Rhode Island, which would mean a million people dead, not three.
00:30:51Good thing we're not in Rhode Island.
00:30:52Are you even listening to me?
00:30:54Wait a second. Stop.
00:30:58Spooks.
00:31:00What the hell?
00:31:01They're watching you.
00:31:04Probably want to see what you do next.
00:31:12Bullseye.
00:31:15Oh, we have to get out of here.
00:31:22Where have you been?
00:31:22I know.
00:31:23I'm trying to call you.
00:31:24This is Wilson, uh, Lynn, Zoe.
00:31:27Ma'am?
00:31:28Younger ma'am?
00:31:32Um, well, it was nice meeting you. We need to have a family meeting, so.
00:31:38Talk to you later.
00:31:43On the count of three, stay or go.
00:31:45Wait, what are we doing?
00:31:46I'm gonna have a vote. On the count of three, stay or go. Ready?
00:31:49One, two, three, stay.
00:31:52Go!
00:31:53Dad, we have to leave.
00:31:55And we had a vote.
00:31:56Look, we are staying.
00:31:58I'm not running anymore.
00:32:00Okay, I ran to the city when mom died, ran back here when dad died, and I'm not running anymore.
00:32:06I'm standing my ground on this one.
00:32:08Great speech. I'm sure the asteroid will be very moved.
00:32:11Spence, are you serious?
00:32:12Yes, I'm serious.
00:32:14Look, you're my family, and I'm going to protect you.
00:32:17Okay, we have 48 hours, at least.
00:32:19This thing can hit on the other side of town, for all we know, and it's a small asteroid.
00:32:23Okay, you get one night.
00:32:26Mom!
00:32:27And then if it gets too close, we're leaving. Deal?
00:32:32Deal.
00:32:32Okay, so if we're staying, we're going to need some supplies, right?
00:32:38Even if this asteroid avoids us completely, there's going to be dust and all kinds of things kicked up.
00:32:42We need to seal the windows or something, get some plastic sheeting and duct tape.
00:32:47Yeah, duct tape. That's going to keep an asteroid out.
00:32:50Okay, I'll go get them.
00:32:52We'll go get them. We're a family, right?
00:32:56Zoe and I just need to get some things together first.
00:33:04Okay, meet me in the SUV.
00:33:07We're staying, for now.
00:33:16People are evacuating currently in droves.
00:33:20Where they're headed, I don't think they care.
00:33:22They're just trying to get out as fast as they can.
00:33:27This is crazy.
00:33:29This is not good.
00:33:30Hold on, folks. Breaking news.
00:33:33The White House has announced that the President is considering
00:33:36an executive order to remove Oneonta from the United States.
00:33:41What?
00:33:41What?
00:33:42Yeah, this is about the time where I wish...
00:33:44Oh, my God.
00:33:45Get me up, Scotty.
00:33:46Oh, my God.
00:33:46Are you okay?
00:33:47I'm so sorry.
00:33:48Are you okay?
00:33:49I'm so distracted by...
00:33:52Well, this.
00:33:53Oh, it's fine. I was too.
00:33:58Mayor Kim Muller.
00:33:59Hi.
00:33:59Hi.
00:34:00Hi.
00:34:00Hi.
00:34:00Dad, you almost killed the mayor.
00:34:02No, I'm fine.
00:34:02No, she's fine.
00:34:04Spencer Coleman.
00:34:06Oh, you're the Coleman's.
00:34:07Just moved into the house on Herrick Hill, right?
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:10How does everybody know that?
00:34:12Small town.
00:34:14So, are you staying or going?
00:34:15Most people seem to have hit the road already.
00:34:17Just a couple stragglers.
00:34:19I need to make sure they're okay.
00:34:21Captain goes down with the ship and all that.
00:34:23We're staying.
00:34:23For now.
00:34:24Great.
00:34:26What were you headed into town for?
00:34:27Oh, we're headed over to the hardware store.
00:34:29Just going to grab some supplies.
00:34:30Oh, you're going to Kenny's?
00:34:32Hey, while you're there, could you make an announcement?
00:34:35I'm holding a town hall meeting tonight.
00:34:36Town hall meeting tonight?
00:34:37Got it.
00:34:38Sure.
00:34:38Perfect.
00:34:39We're going to get through this.
00:34:40We need to stick together and keep this town safe until we can't anymore.
00:34:45All right.
00:34:47Thank you, Coleman's.
00:34:48And tell Kenny I said hi.
00:34:52Nice to meet you.
00:34:57She's nice.
00:34:58Yeah.
00:35:04In and out.
00:35:05Uh, guys.
00:35:06Oh, no.
00:35:10Should we come back later?
00:35:11Thanks for joining us on Lesley and we have reports of panic stoppers at the hardware store buying up everything in sight.
00:35:18Police are telling us to warn all of you just stay in your homes. It's the safest place right now.
00:35:25Hey, just grab everything we need and then meet me at...
00:35:27Spence!
00:35:28Hey, Kenny. Kenny.
00:35:29Hey.
00:35:30Hey, buddy. There's a line.
00:35:33The mayor asked me to have you make an announcement.
00:35:35Oh, Kim? Yeah. Anything for her. What's up?
00:35:36Okay. Town hall meeting tonight.
00:35:38Anyone left in town should be there.
00:35:40Got it.
00:35:41Oh, we got like, uh, you know, 30 bucks for the stuff to just keep.
00:35:46Oh, perfect, man. Appreciate that.
00:35:47Are you going to introduce us?
00:35:49Oh, uh, this is my wife, Lynn, my daughter, Zoe.
00:35:52Pleasure to meet you both.
00:35:53Lovely story you've got here.
00:35:54Thank you. Thank you.
00:35:55Great.
00:35:56Okay. See you later.
00:35:56Copy that.
00:35:59Attention, shoppers.
00:36:00This is an announcement.
00:36:05So, Ethan?
00:36:16Yeah.
00:36:16Are you?
00:36:18No.
00:36:21Everyone, settle down. Settle down.
00:36:24Thank you all for coming here at such short notice.
00:36:27As you are all undoubtedly aware, a large amount of people have already evacuated.
00:36:30But you're here, and I'm here with you. I would like to figure out what's kept some
00:36:37of you behind. Um, yes, how about you?
00:36:41Who, me? Sick grandma. Yeah, I just figured the government would step in and like, send a
00:36:46rocket up into space and blow up the asteroid.
00:36:48Well, you might have heard that there is a possibility that we will be removed
00:36:52from the United States. So, we are on our own.
00:36:55So, I guess we're on our Oneonta?
00:37:01What's the plan, Mayor?
00:37:03Well, I have a now plan and a later plan. The now plan is that we look out for each other.
00:37:09We're a small town, but there's bound to be people taking advantage of the situation.
00:37:15Specifically, empty houses filled with valuables. Now, if you haven't already, you may want to
00:37:20consider boarding up your windows. I saw some folks doing that on the way over.
00:37:24What's the point of boarding up houses when they're going to be destroyed anyhow?
00:37:27Well, that takes me to the later plan. I recommend gathering up anything valuable,
00:37:33irreplaceable, and storing it outside of town. As the asteroid approaches, it has been determined
00:37:38that the safest place for us is secret caverns. It is far enough and deep enough. And we have a bus
00:37:44that could help get this done faster. All right, I will open up the floor to any questions.
00:37:48Yeah, this is madness.
00:37:52Yes, yeah. How do we know the asteroid's even real? I have it on good authority that this is real.
00:38:00Okay, over there. The government really abandoned us at this time.
00:38:02You're back. Where are you going? Yes, they can and they have.
00:38:09You hear all that? I heard a lot of yapping without much thinking.
00:38:16You got something better?
00:38:16Hey man, sorry I'm late. The place was jam-packed and I had to count all the money.
00:38:28Wilson.
00:38:30Mini Munson.
00:38:32Wilson's got a plan.
00:38:34Oh yeah? Something like your last plan?
00:38:37Listen man, if your plan A involves him, I'll start working on plan B.
00:38:41Well, I'll plan C later.
00:38:48Okay. Talk to me.
00:38:52I'm expecting a communication at my secure facility in the next hour.
00:38:57You should be there.
00:39:00Okay, meet me outside.
00:39:08What's going on?
00:39:09Wilson's got a plan.
00:39:12The crazy neighbor?
00:39:13We really don't have many options.
00:39:15We have one option. We can leave.
00:39:19So, look, you gave me until tomorrow.
00:39:24And I know this is going to sound weird, but we're supposed to get some kind of message tonight.
00:39:29Okay, there's something going on and I have to get to the bottom of it.
00:39:31I don't like it, Spence. We're already running out of time.
00:39:34I don't like it, Spence. We're already running out of time.
00:39:36Tomorrow, okay? I promise.
00:39:40Okay, fine. See you back at the house.
00:39:43Let's see the secure facility.
00:39:54So, this is it, huh?
00:40:08What?
00:40:08What? This isn't secure enough for you?
00:40:13Is that a serious question?
00:40:19Why so tense, Spence?
00:40:21How do you know we can trust these people, Wilson?
00:40:25Any minute now.
00:40:31Bingo.
00:40:32A gravity device?
00:40:47That's what it says.
00:40:48I'm Leslie Ann with coverage on the asteroid story.
00:41:01We've had people from Oneonta in a mass exodus from the city of Oneonta to escape the asteroid and the aftermath.
00:41:10Evacuating now apparently to secret caverns just outside of Cobleskill, a safe haven away.
00:41:18From all of the Delta's instructions.
00:41:25Okay, we are asteroid proof.
00:41:30Did you gain any game-changing information from that top-secret message?
00:41:37Will I have a meeting tonight?
00:41:39Guys!
00:41:40The exact coordinates of the asteroid impact, 42.495821 and negative 75.076065.
00:41:58Wait, what was that second one?
00:41:59Again, that is 42.495821 and negative 75.076065.
00:42:10Come on!
00:42:10Piece of shit!
00:42:12Zoe, language!
00:42:14It's the house.
00:42:16What?
00:42:17What?
00:42:18The coordinates put the exact impact point at 113 Herrick Hill Road, Oneonta, New York.
00:42:26Our thoughts and prayers are with-
00:42:31Spence?
00:42:31How?
00:42:34I guess the crazy neighbor ain't so crazy after all.
00:42:37You knew this entire time?
00:42:39No.
00:42:40No, I mean, well, Wilson, he told me, but I didn't believe him.
00:42:44Why didn't you say anything?
00:42:45Because I thought he was crazy. I didn't know there was something to tell you.
00:42:49We're leaving now.
00:42:50No.
00:42:51No, this doesn't make- this doesn't make any sense.
00:42:53Dad, the only thing that makes sense is that we leave!
00:42:56There's something else going on here. Like, Wilson, how did he know that it was going to be this place?
00:43:01Like, specifically, how did he know that it was this?
00:43:04He's a psycho! Dad, even a broken clock is right twice a day! I'm hacking a bag!
00:43:10Make that too.
00:43:12Spencer?
00:43:14Spencer, look at me!
00:43:16We have to go. Now.
00:43:19I can't. I have a meeting.
00:43:22You keep talking about this meeting. What is going on?
00:43:26What? Tell me, what?
00:43:34It's a gravity device.
00:43:40Please repeat that.
00:43:43A gravity device?
00:43:45Mom, we're leaving!
00:43:47No, no!
00:43:55Zoe!
00:43:55Lynn, would you please?
00:43:57Spencer, I told you. If this thing gets too close and you don't have a solution, we're leaving.
00:44:02Do you have a solution?
00:44:04Yes!
00:44:05No, you don't!
00:44:06Mom, come on!
00:44:08Can you just trust me if you're staying?
00:44:10Spencer, I love you, but I have to do what's right here. I'm taking our daughter and I'm leaving.
00:44:16I spoke with our brokers in the city. The buyers haven't closed on our place,
00:44:23so that's where you can find us.
00:44:26Dad, you know you're wrong.
00:44:30He's safe, he's safe.
00:44:35Hey, man, okay, as soon as...
00:44:36Hey, Kenny! Ask him about his plan!
00:44:42Hey, where are they going?
00:44:45What's the plan, Spence?
00:44:49Gravity device.
00:44:50What?
00:44:52No wonder they're leaving!
00:44:53Are you still stepping into Wilson's bullshit?
00:44:55Look, I know this sounds absurd, okay, but Wilson knew that the asteroid was going to hit Oneon,
00:45:00and specifically, he knew he was going to hit my house.
00:45:02Spence, how could he possibly have known that?
00:45:04I don't know!
00:45:07Whatever beef you have with him, can you just, please,
00:45:09put it aside until we can figure out what the hell is going on?
00:45:12Oh, no, no, hell no. Fat chance.
00:45:15Now what?
00:45:16What?
00:45:17No!
00:45:18How big a day is it?
00:45:19I've saved 10 people until now.
00:45:21And now I'm going to go there,
00:45:23where we get money quickly and we get a big deal of money.
00:45:26One X Bat.
00:45:28We've lost so much money,
00:45:29and we can get a few people from the world.
00:45:31One X Bat.
00:45:32Sattay Baji's company.
00:45:46I'm just here to report the news.
00:45:47Don't shoot the messenger.
00:45:49Vulture.
00:45:54Shit, there's no signal.
00:45:58Satellite?
00:46:00Hey, uh,
00:46:01seem to be having a little trouble with our satellite.
00:46:03Would you mind if maybe we borrow some internet off of you?
00:46:05No, no internet.
00:46:06Really?
00:46:07Not even a little?
00:46:08No!
00:46:09$30,000 if you want to run a line to my house, go for it!
00:46:16Don't!
00:46:20Can't wait till this place I was up in smoke.
00:46:27Sorry about your house!
00:46:41Hey!
00:46:41Hey!
00:46:42Who do you work for?
00:46:47We don't work for anyone you need to know about Mr. Coleman.
00:46:49Knock it off.
00:46:50Okay, so you creeps know my name.
00:46:51How about you return the favor?
00:46:53Fair enough.
00:46:54I'm Agent Thompson.
00:46:55This is Agent Thompson.
00:46:57Thompson with a P.
00:46:59That's cute.
00:47:00It's come to our attention that you have plans tonight
00:47:02to meet with a rogue organization in order to gain possession of equipment.
00:47:06Equipment that doesn't even belong to them, let alone you.
00:47:09Knock it off!
00:47:09Okay, and?
00:47:13Just be very careful how you proceed.
00:47:14You're toying with power is a lot bigger than yourself.
00:47:17Great.
00:47:18Noted.
00:47:19Now I have bigger things to deal with, so please get off my prop!
00:47:24Property.
00:47:28A little too close.
00:47:29That's right.
00:47:30The line's actually...
00:47:31No, it's there.
00:47:31It's actually right here.
00:47:33No, it's there.
00:47:34That's it.
00:47:35All right.
00:47:35Get off my property.
00:47:36If you ask me, it's... well...
00:47:39Have a nice day, gentlemen.
00:47:43Let's get out of here.
00:47:43Dude, you have had one hell of a morning.
00:47:57Listen, Spencer, I think it's...
00:47:59I think it's time to cut your losses, man.
00:48:01What's left to lose?
00:48:05My family already left me, we got reporters showing up, agents walking through my bushes,
00:48:10and an asteroid is about to hit my house.
00:48:12Why don't you just tell me what's up with you and Wilson?
00:48:20No, no, it's not important right now.
00:48:22No, I saw how you were staring at him at the bar.
00:48:26Spill it.
00:48:26All right, all right, listen.
00:48:37He sold my dad a majority stake in a mining company.
00:48:41Put his entire life savings in so he can have exclusive rice to this new mineral or something
00:48:47that's buried underneath Orneata.
00:48:50Only problem is there's all these houses in the way.
00:48:52So on the outside of town, there's a warehouse full of mining equipment that can't mine.
00:49:02Yeah, I guess I could understand why you're pretty pissed off.
00:49:05Yeah.
00:49:08Does that mean you're not coming to the meeting tonight?
00:49:11What, the top secret gravity device meeting?
00:49:15Look, man, I know it sounds absurd, but I can really use you there.
00:49:22All right, listen, I'll be there, okay?
00:49:28But only to watch Wilson fail, all right?
00:49:31And to watch your back, because that's what friends do.
00:49:35Yeah, I guess we are friends, aren't we?
00:49:39Were we not?
00:49:49I don't understand why we all had to cram into your van to come here.
00:49:55The fewer vehicles, the better.
00:49:58Makes for a quick getaway.
00:50:01You expecting the need for a quick getaway?
00:50:04Is there a different kind of getaway?
00:50:06I know I'm going to regret asking this, but...
00:50:12Wilson, why am I sitting on a damn toilet?
00:50:16Clearly, you have never been on a stakeout.
00:50:19You're saying this thing works?
00:50:21Give it a try.
00:50:22Oh, they're here.
00:50:35I'll be back.
00:50:37Don't play with anything.
00:50:38Yeah, I gave you something to play with.
00:50:40What are they saying?
00:50:52I don't know.
00:50:54Probably something stupid.
00:50:58I'm starving.
00:50:59Is there anything in the heat in here?
00:51:00Good thing I'm not a diabetic, huh?
00:51:14Want some?
00:51:15Mm.
00:51:17What's wrong with you?
00:51:34Where's the device?
00:51:35Oh, they don't have it.
00:51:39I'm sorry, what?
00:51:39Hey man, I told you.
00:51:43What are we doing here then?
00:51:45They said we already have it somewhere here in Oneonta.
00:51:50Probably on your property.
00:51:52Oh, no, that doesn't make any sense.
00:51:54How could it possibly be an Oneonta on my property?
00:51:56I am just saying what they told...
00:52:01Don't tell me you ate those.
00:52:04What?
00:52:06How many?
00:52:08Why?
00:52:10That's my concert stash.
00:52:12Like in your munchies stash?
00:52:17No.
00:52:18Like when I want my own private light show stash.
00:52:22Each one of those has a drop of white fluff.
00:52:29LSD.
00:52:31Acid.
00:52:32What's the stop plan, man?
00:52:33That's not funny.
00:52:34Yeah, it's not funny.
00:52:35Those things aren't cheap.
00:52:37Wait, let me get this straight, man.
00:52:38So if me and Spence each had ten Sour Patch Kids, you saying that's ten hits of acid?
00:52:42Yes, sir.
00:52:43And at market rates, you each owe me a hundred bucks.
00:52:47Oh, yeah, I bet.
00:52:48How about you just take it out of what you owe my dad?
00:52:51You might want to check that rage.
00:52:54You're in for a bad night.
00:52:57Oh, my God.
00:52:59Oh, how about that quick getaway?
00:53:02Go.
00:53:03Go, Wilson.
00:53:04Go.
00:53:05All right, everyone, I'm Spence.
00:53:09God damn it, every time.
00:53:17Do you think about putting some CPAPs on this damn thing?
00:53:20In what scenario do you see me driving this van while sitting on a toilet?
00:53:27Spence, Spence?
00:53:29May you feel like something?
00:53:30Yeah, why is it kicking in so fast?
00:53:33Probably from all the adrenaline coursing through your veins.
00:53:36Oh, my God.
00:53:38Oh, my God.
00:53:38Oh, my God.
00:53:40Can't help you now.
00:53:48Okay, this is what happened, man.
00:53:49This is what happened.
00:53:50Oh, my God.
00:53:54Ask him, man.
00:53:56Do you have a solution?
00:54:09Do you have a solution?
00:54:10No, you don't.
00:54:11You don't.
00:54:12Please repeat that.
00:54:13Please repeat that.
00:54:14Death to die.
00:54:16Die.
00:54:17Die.
00:54:17Die.
00:54:18I just wanted to go away.
00:54:21How did you do that?
00:54:32I don't remember things to leave that strong.
00:54:51Hey, so where's this stupid asteroid anyway?
00:54:59You'd think it'd be lighting up the sky by now.
00:55:03Oh, you don't see an asteroid, though it's too late.
00:55:10You're thinking about comets.
00:55:12What about shooting stars?
00:55:19Stars are technically meteors.
00:55:25Unless they survive the atmosphere, then they're meteorites.
00:55:30How do you have all this memorized?
00:55:34How do you not?
00:55:37I guess I must have fell asleep in a meteor class.
00:55:44It's the universe.
00:55:48The one thing everybody should understand.
00:55:54I think I avoid it because it makes me feel uncomfortable.
00:56:00I feel uncomfortable, Kenny.
00:56:02No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:04Like, realizing how small I am, you know, that makes me uncomfortable.
00:56:11You shouldn't feel uncomfortable just because you're short.
00:56:15Shut up, dickhead.
00:56:17I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, think about it, guys.
00:56:19Like, seriously, somewhere out there in space, you know, far away, it's this big-ass piece of rock that we can't even see.
00:56:33But it's a short period of time away from potentially killing us all.
00:56:39I mean, if that doesn't tell you how fragile everything is, I don't know what does.
00:56:50I would find that liberating.
00:56:55But who's going to remember me, you know?
00:56:57I think you're being pretty hard on yourself there, Kenny.
00:57:01Never.
00:57:03I don't have any kids.
00:57:07I don't have a family.
00:57:09I just got a hardware store.
00:57:13And that's, that's not much of a legacy.
00:57:18If it makes you feel any better, in the end, nothing anybody does matters.
00:57:29We're all just killing time until the sun eats us.
00:57:39Well, gentlemen, I'm going to preambulate back to my domicile, slap on some Floyd and pack the rest of my necessities.
00:57:55Oh, and Kenny, good job tonight, whatever you did.
00:58:09Bullseye.
00:58:14Shut up, man.
00:58:16I'm still mad at you.
00:58:17I know.
00:58:19Good job, Bambinos.
00:58:22I think I'm going to go ahead and head on to home myself.
00:58:27Yeah, head home.
00:58:29Just a couple of miles back to town.
00:58:32I'll be all right.
00:58:34Figured I could use the walk.
00:58:37All right.
00:58:38Ciao for now.
00:58:39Mmm.
00:58:40I feel so good.
00:58:42Yeah.
00:58:43Oh.
00:58:44What happened?
00:58:45Oh.
00:58:46Oh.
00:58:47Oh.
00:58:48What happened?
00:58:53Oh.
00:58:54Oh.
00:58:55Oh.
00:58:56Oh.
00:58:57Oh.
00:58:58Oh.
00:58:59Oh.
00:59:00Oh.
00:59:01Oh.
00:59:02Oh.
00:59:03Oh, what happened?
00:59:33Oh, hey, Mr. Coleman.
00:59:39Hey, it's, um, Milton, right?
00:59:43That's right. Great news.
00:59:45What great news can you possibly have for me?
00:59:47Well, the news pitched in the 30K to run a line to your house. Isn't that great?
00:59:52It's great, but I'm not going to need internet anymore, Milton.
00:59:57Oh, it's not for you. It's so they could broadcast the destruction of your house.
01:00:01How would they do that?
01:00:04They said the advertising revenue alone makes it worth it.
01:00:07Oh, hey, did you hear?
01:00:14Not yet.
01:00:22Hi, Mr. Coleman.
01:00:24Guess we're living in our own country now, huh?
01:00:27Maybe you could run for president when this is all over.
01:00:29What the hell are you talking about?
01:00:31It's too bad about your house, but we'd really like to get an interview if you don't mind.
01:00:38All right, if I don't mind.
01:00:40All right, you know what?
01:00:42Oh, my God. Mom!
01:00:45Mom!
01:00:45What?
01:00:46We are live with Spencer Coleman, whose house is due to be vaporized by an asteroid.
01:00:50Mr. Coleman, how are you feeling?
01:00:53How the fuck do you think I'm feeling? Next question!
01:00:55Sir, I didn't think he'd actually stay. I thought it was a bluff.
01:01:00You may have been bluffing a little bit, too.
01:01:02You know what the funny part is?
01:01:05None of this matters.
01:01:07Everything that we're doing, it doesn't matter.
01:01:09And nobody is going to remember you or you.
01:01:12And nobody is going to remember me.
01:01:14No, everything we're doing is pointless.
01:01:16We're just killing time until the sun aches us.
01:01:21We got the shot. Let's go. Let's go.
01:01:23Get off my property.
01:01:26Oh, I can see it now.
01:01:28Crazy man yells at news crew.
01:01:32We have to get him out of there.
01:01:35Yeah, let's go. Come on.
01:01:37Here, Mr. Coleman.
01:01:50The first month is free.
01:01:52Although I suppose your first month will be your only month.
01:01:55Sorry.
01:01:56Thank you, Milton.
01:01:58Now, can you please get off your property?
01:02:00On it.
01:02:00You know, I'm leaving town, so it was nice knowing.
01:02:04Meeting you.
01:02:05Yeah, uh, bye.
01:02:07Sorry about your house.
01:02:16Pointless!
01:02:18Pointless!
01:02:20We're just killing time until the sun aches us!
01:02:23Pointless!
01:02:23Jesus.
01:02:24What?
01:02:26Dad's gone viral.
01:02:28Is that good?
01:02:30Going viral is great for everyone except the person going viral.
01:02:37Spence, hey.
01:02:42Hey, man.
01:02:43You okay?
01:02:45Top of the world, Kenny.
01:02:48Couldn't be better.
01:02:49Why do you ask?
01:02:53You're, uh, you're kind of famous.
01:03:00What even happened last night?
01:03:03How did we get out of the car chase and...
01:03:08Now, you haven't heard, have you?
01:03:11It's official.
01:03:13Oneyana has been removed from the United States.
01:03:16Yeah.
01:03:16We have a president that would rather ignore the whole situation than deal with it.
01:03:21So, as a result, we're our own country now.
01:03:24Yeah.
01:03:26Yeah.
01:03:28I guess the spooks were out of their jurisdiction and had to turn back.
01:03:33Meanwhile, Kim's evacuating everyone that's left in town to the caverns.
01:03:37So, will I see you there?
01:03:39Look, Spence, man.
01:03:48I think you put up a good fight and did everything you can.
01:03:51You know, even including trusting your crazy neighbor on a slight chance that he was right.
01:03:56But, dude, he was wrong.
01:03:59You have a family, man.
01:04:01And that's way more important than a house full of stuff.
01:04:03He figures.
01:04:05And we move everything up here just to have it destroyed, you know?
01:04:08You ever seen a hearse with a trailer hitch attached to it?
01:04:12It's just stuff, man.
01:04:14And as for the house, you know, it's nowhere near as important as the people inside of it.
01:04:20Hey, I see you at the caverns.
01:04:25Yeah.
01:04:27I just have to say goodbye first.
01:04:31Then I don't know what to take from the house.
01:04:33How about you just grab one thing that's irreplaceable?
01:04:38You're your place.
01:04:44Want some internet?
01:04:51Extending Wi-Fi.
01:04:53I'll be there.
01:04:53I'll be there.
01:05:05I'll be there.
01:05:06I'll be there.
01:05:07with the asteroid impact imminent we will be off the air until further notice
01:05:32be safe everyone this is leslie ann signing off
01:05:36dad
01:06:06you came back we did
01:06:10i take it you saw me did
01:06:17it's time to go spencer
01:06:20it's gonna be okay
01:06:35it's time to go spencer
01:06:43come on everybody
01:06:47come on everybody file inside in an orderly manner please
01:07:15come on
01:07:17there we go
01:07:20all right
01:07:23good
01:07:24thank you
01:07:32thank you
01:07:34thank you
01:07:36Are you sure we're going to be safe down here?
01:08:04It seems like people are getting a little restless. Do you want to give a tour or something?
01:08:08Okay, sure. I'm getting pretty restless myself, so...
01:08:11Folks, welcome to Secret Caverns, 100 feet below the surface.
01:08:16Now you can follow me down the petrified escalator.
01:08:21Hey, is there any Wi-Fi I can hop on down here?
01:08:24Hey! Chad, right?
01:08:26Mrs. Coleman! Hey, did you guys ever get on the internet?
01:08:29We did, yeah. Just in time for an asteroid to hit our house.
01:08:33Figures, right?
01:08:35Classic. Hey, did you see that crazy man on the news today?
01:08:38Yeah, I did, actually. That's my husband.
01:08:41Spencer!
01:08:42Holy shit, it's you! Hey, can I get a selfie?
01:08:45You're famous, Dad.
01:08:47Or, like, even a video would be awesome. Is that okay?
01:08:51Yeah, sure. Whatever.
01:08:53We're just killing time until the sun eats us all!
01:09:00I feel like I'm married to a celebrity.
01:09:03Thanks, man. This is gonna get so many likes.
01:09:05It's weird that you guys don't have service up there, though,
01:09:07because they put a tower up there real recently.
01:09:10This is awesome. I'm gonna go post this. Thank you so much, man.
01:09:14Let's go.
01:09:19So, what do you mean?
01:09:20God, Mom, stop.
01:09:22Yeah, I'm just gonna hang back and wait for Chad.
01:09:24The caverns began forming approximately six million years ago.
01:09:28Long before the woolly mammoth, but long after the dinosaurs.
01:09:32The caverns were discovered in 1928 when two bovine explorers fell through the ground.
01:09:37Bovine explorers?
01:09:39Cows.
01:09:40Apart from the stalactites and the stalag...
01:09:43What's on your minds, Ben?
01:09:45How's there no cell service when they just built a brand new tower?
01:09:50Maybe it's not activated yet.
01:09:52Maybe.
01:09:54The cavern's mining rough will reveal garnets, rose quartz, fool's gold, emeralds, aquamarines, and more.
01:10:02Well, maybe...
01:10:05Maybe I am just a crazy old man, and it's a downward spiral from here.
01:10:10I'll be standing on the corner of my bathrobe, flashing all the ladies out of my mind.
01:10:15Okay.
01:10:16I like your bathrobe, though.
01:10:18I'm changing my last name.
01:10:21In fact, if some of you remember, a few decades ago, a group of geologists discovered a vast deposit of rare minerals underneath Oneonta.
01:10:29The potential dollar value was so high that it could not be calculated.
01:10:34Why didn't they just dig for it?
01:10:36I'm sure they would have loved to. The only problem is there's all these houses in the way.
01:10:40What was that?
01:10:42You can't dig for precious metals if everyone's living on top of it.
01:10:50I gotta go.
01:10:52What? Where?
01:10:54I just have to make sure I'm not crazy.
01:10:57You are. Absolutely.
01:10:59Spencer, we came all the way back here to make sure you were safe, and now you're just gonna leave us again?
01:11:03Look, just stay here, okay? I'll be fast. I have to... I think I can save the house.
01:11:07Just wait for me. Right here.
01:11:11You go after him.
01:11:12Dad!
01:11:18Kenny, do you have bolt cutters?
01:11:20Uh, yeah.
01:11:21Leave me in the truck.
01:11:23What, are we leaving right now?
01:11:29Zoe, what are you doing?
01:11:30You don't have time.
01:11:31Zoe, you have to trust me on this.
01:11:33It's gonna eat away at me forever if I don't try.
01:11:35You know what really eats away at someone? An asteroid.
01:11:40I'll be back. I promise.
01:11:42Ever since we got here, it's like all you care about is this house. It's like mom and I don't even exist.
01:11:49It's kind of turned you into an asshole.
01:11:55Zoe.
01:12:04I love you.
01:12:06Hey, bolt cutter delivery.
01:12:09Ha!
01:12:10But why?
01:12:11Let's go.
01:12:25What are you two scurrying off to?
01:12:27Man, so many lights.
01:12:41Great.
01:12:42Battery's almost dead.
01:12:43You got the Pro or the Pro Max?
01:12:45The Pro, why?
01:12:46The Pro sucks.
01:12:47What? You suck.
01:12:48Max is 3% more battery life.
01:12:50Wow, a whole 3%?
01:12:52Well, 3% would come in pretty handy right about now, wouldn't it?
01:12:55Huh.
01:12:59What's watching?
01:13:02Where are we going, Spence?
01:13:03Cell phone tower.
01:13:05Care to elaborate?
01:13:06Because this isn't normal.
01:13:07None of this is normal my entire life.
01:13:10It hasn't been normal since I moved here.
01:13:12The only thing I can think to fix this crazy problem is this crazy solution.
01:13:17Cell phone tower.
01:13:18Why am I not hearing any of this?
01:13:21Oh, I'll be damned.
01:13:22The person who knows everything doesn't know what's going on right now.
01:13:24Maybe it's because your ears are a lot closer to the ground than mine are.
01:13:29Whatever, look, as long as we're back in time, okay?
01:13:31You know, uh, Asteroids?
01:13:33Yeah.
01:13:34We'll make it.
01:13:35This is News Channel One reporting from the U.S. Oneonta border.
01:13:39We are only a short time away from impact.
01:13:41As you can see behind me, people are still scrambling to evacuate.
01:13:45We'll be setting up our remote cameras and then moving off to a safe distance and we'll talk to you soon.
01:13:50You sure you set this up with enough headroom, right?
01:13:53I mean, you realize we're talking an asteroid.
01:13:56Boom!
01:13:57Big mushroom cloud.
01:13:59Hey!
01:14:01Wasn't that...
01:14:02Hey!
01:14:03I saw your family pass a few minutes ago.
01:14:05Oh, no, I don't have a family.
01:14:07No, I just have two people who do whatever the hell they want and we just happen to live in the same house.
01:14:12Well, we did live in the same house until it was to, you know, get blown up by an asteroid.
01:14:16It's okay, Lynn, it's okay.
01:14:18No, it's not.
01:14:19It's not okay.
01:14:20I have totally lost control.
01:14:22I have completely lost control.
01:14:24I've just been trying to optimize my way through this whole thing and it has finally caught up to me.
01:14:28Mayor, I just, I just wanted a garden.
01:14:36Are you, are you okay?
01:14:38Are you okay?
01:14:39You seem like you might be a little claustrophobic.
01:14:42No.
01:14:44I'm definitely claustrophobic.
01:14:50All right.
01:14:52That way.
01:14:54I have no idea.
01:14:56This looks like it isn't belong.
01:14:58I don't know.
01:14:59It looks like it belongs to me.
01:15:01Technically speaking, something that doesn't belong would want to look like it does belong.
01:15:05Okay.
01:15:06Well, how about you guys stop saying the word belong and help me out here.
01:15:12No service.
01:15:16Yeah, I got nothing either.
01:15:18Listen.
01:15:19I don't carry one of those things around.
01:15:21Are you nuts?
01:15:23So we got a brand new cell tower.
01:15:25No cell service.
01:15:27A gigantic mineral deposit underneath Oneonta.
01:15:31Oh, and an asteroid coming.
01:15:34Soon.
01:15:35Asteroid comes soon.
01:15:37What's the missing piece here?
01:15:39Well, did they give you a timeline of how long we would be down here?
01:15:44No.
01:15:45No.
01:15:47I'm kind of winging it at this point, if I'm being honest.
01:15:49I'm sorry.
01:15:50The pressure of a family is a lot, but I can't imagine the pressure of an entire town, especially
01:15:56in this situation.
01:15:58How are you doing this?
01:16:00I drink a lot of wine.
01:16:03Did you bring any?
01:16:04No.
01:16:05No.
01:16:06No.
01:16:07I should have, though.
01:16:11Hey.
01:16:13Maybe they have some upstairs.
01:16:15All right, Wilson.
01:16:17You've had your ear to the ground this whole time.
01:16:18What do you think?
01:16:20All right.
01:16:23Spitballing here.
01:16:25I would imagine that the electronic interference you've been experiencing on your property
01:16:30is the direct byproduct of the mineral deposit discovered decades ago in Oneonta.
01:16:35And my readings seem to indicate that your house, if you'll excuse the expression,
01:16:41is ground zero.
01:16:45Somebody somewhere wants to get underneath your land.
01:16:50And they found the perfect cover to do it under.
01:16:52So damn, so this is the gravity device?
01:16:56Something like that.
01:16:57The asteroid probably shares some property with the mineral, so it's more like a magnet.
01:17:04Well, whatever it is, we've got to get inside and take a closer look at this thing.
01:17:09Okay?
01:17:11If this thing is the culprit, we should be able to just cut the power and the asteroid will
01:17:15go off course.
01:17:17Well, whatever it takes.
01:17:18It means saving the house.
01:17:19Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:17:22Spence, hold on.
01:17:23Hold on, wait a minute.
01:17:25Are we here to save your house or to save the town?
01:17:31You said the house.
01:17:34I did.
01:17:36Yeah, man, but what about my house?
01:17:40What about Dickhead's house?
01:17:41What about my store?
01:17:42Shit.
01:17:43Sorry.
01:17:44More importantly, have you thought about what happens if you do kill the power?
01:17:46What is this?
01:17:47Casual Friday?
01:17:48We're off the clock.
01:17:49This is civilian conversation.
01:17:50A lot of people do.
01:17:51We're off the clock.
01:17:52We're off the clock.
01:17:53This is civilian conversation.
01:17:54What is this?
01:17:55Casual Friday?
01:17:56We're off the clock.
01:17:57We're off the clock.
01:17:58We're off the clock.
01:17:59Importantly, have you thought about what happens if you do kill the power?
01:18:12What is this? Casual Friday?
01:18:15We're off the clock.
01:18:17This is civilian conversation.
01:18:19I see what you're doing here. It's that reverse psychology.
01:18:23Just regular psychology, Mr. Coleman.
01:18:25What happens if you do manage to knock the asteroid off its course?
01:18:28I don't know.
01:18:29Maybe it flies past Earth and hits Uranus.
01:18:33You do realize it's a little too late for that, right?
01:18:36All you're going to do is take out another town or another city that hasn't been preparing for this.
01:18:42You're one stubborn son of a bitch, Mr. Coleman.
01:18:45Seems like no matter how hard they tried to scare you off, you just stayed behind.
01:18:50Everyone was supposed to just leave town, make things easy.
01:18:53Guys, we should probably be going.
01:18:55Wait, what are you implying?
01:18:56You still haven't figured it out, huh?
01:18:58I think you're going to find that when all is said and done, you'll be in a much better position than you realize.
01:19:04Oh, yeah.
01:19:05Chopper's waiting.
01:19:07Before you're negotiating.
01:19:09She was right.
01:19:18Who?
01:19:20Zoe.
01:19:21I've been an asshole.
01:19:24Maybe.
01:19:27But maybe this is a situation where everyone's an asshole.
01:19:30Yeah, but at least you're about to be rich assholes.
01:19:35What do you mean by that?
01:19:37The minerals underneath your house.
01:19:39I assume that's why you bought it in the first place.
01:19:43Oh, my God.
01:19:44Oh, my...
01:19:45Guys, the whole reason that the mining company was a bust in the first place was because all the houses in the way.
01:19:50And now there won't be any houses.
01:19:53And we're in our own country now.
01:19:55Which means the government can't come in and claim eminent domain.
01:20:00And Kenny, you own the only business with the ability to clean up the mess and get that shit out of the ground once the dust settles.
01:20:09So...
01:20:09You're welcome.
01:20:21Um...
01:20:21Guys?
01:20:25Astroids?
01:20:27Thought you knew where you were going, genius.
01:20:29I do know where we're going.
01:20:31It's just...
01:20:32I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere up here.
01:20:34I'm just trying to figure it out on the maps.
01:20:36Which, unfortunately, I don't have any service.
01:20:38So...
01:20:38Give me a second.
01:20:39So you don't know where you're going.
01:20:41I know exactly where we're going.
01:20:42We're going to the caverns.
01:20:43It's a few minutes away.
01:20:44I just took a wrong turn somewhere.
01:20:47Listen, Christopher Columbus.
01:20:48At this rate, you're not going to get us anywhere.
01:20:50Hey, is that crazy, Coleman?
01:20:52Come on.
01:20:53We've got to stop him.
01:20:54Hey!
01:20:56Stop!
01:20:56Stop!
01:20:58Stop!
01:20:58In the name of the First Amendment!
01:21:00In the name of the First Amendment.
01:21:01Come on, get over here.
01:21:03All right.
01:21:04Are you guys insane?
01:21:06Is an asteroid coming?
01:21:07We're just minutes away from Impact, and we are here live with Mr. Coleman!
01:21:13Mr. Coleman, you've become quite a celebrity since the last time we saw you.
01:21:17Do you have any comments for us?
01:21:19Yeah.
01:21:19Yeah, I have some comments for you.
01:21:22Yeah.
01:21:23So I guess your job is about to get a whole lot more complicated, huh?
01:21:31Why is that?
01:21:32The whole being removed from the United States thing?
01:21:36What does that even mean?
01:21:37Are we the country of Oneonta now?
01:21:40I'm not sure.
01:21:42It's not like I got a call from the United Nations or anything.
01:21:44We'll just have to figure that out after the dust settles, I guess.
01:21:49What do you call the mayor of a country?
01:21:52Wait, isn't that your husband again?
01:21:53The last time we saw you.
01:21:55Do you have any comments for us?
01:21:56Yeah.
01:21:57Yeah, I have some comments for you.
01:22:00Yeah.
01:22:04I was wrong.
01:22:08Could you just repeat that?
01:22:10I said I was wrong.
01:22:15Whoa, your dad's in the news again.
01:22:18I moved my family up here for a simple life.
01:22:23And it backfired.
01:22:25And I think I'm an absolute lunatic.
01:22:30And you're right.
01:22:33Um, Lynn, Zoe, I hope you're watching.
01:22:38I love you.
01:22:40So much.
01:22:42I'm so, so sorry.
01:22:45I, I was so focused on...
01:22:48My stupid house.
01:22:51I forgot about the people inside of it.
01:22:55So, you know, go ahead, take my house, wipe it off the face of the planet.
01:23:01If it takes an asteroid to destroy everything, to, to make things right, so be it.
01:23:10Well, I don't know what's going to happen when this thing hits, uh, it doesn't matter, because I think we're going to be all right.
01:23:19Because we'll rebuild.
01:23:21And we're not going to rebuild the way things were.
01:23:26We're going to build something better.
01:23:28Together.
01:23:29If you'll excuse me, I, uh, I, uh, I have a family to get back to.
01:23:35Oh, uh, sorry about the, uh, shoe in the truck.
01:23:44Yeah.
01:23:44And there you have it, folks.
01:23:51Let's get the hell out of here.
01:23:53Man, your dad is so cool.
01:23:56Really? You think so?
01:23:58Yeah, I mean, look at him.
01:23:59He's clearly not afraid to say what's on his mind, and he, looks like he cares a lot about you and your mom.
01:24:04I guess.
01:24:06I don't know, to me, he's just always been dad.
01:24:11Here's the thing about parents, though.
01:24:12It's like, you get 30, maybe 40 years with them, if you're lucky.
01:24:15You spend the first 10 just crawling around, not knowing what's going on.
01:24:19Then the next 10, you hate their guts.
01:24:21Then, I don't know, I think you just spend the rest of the time you have with them just trying to make up for it.
01:24:28So you're going to gotta get along?
01:24:29No, my dad's a moron.
01:24:31But we're working on it.
01:24:51Zoe!
01:24:57Zoe!
01:25:01Lynn!
01:25:03We made it back.
01:25:07I'm okay, I'm okay.
01:25:10I have a speech.
01:25:11High five.
01:25:13Don't make it weird, dad.
01:25:14So, this is it?
01:25:25This is it.
01:25:28I'm sorry, I didn't know we were doing a thing.
01:25:32Let's go inside.
01:25:33Honey, I'm sorry.
01:25:55I'm sorry, but I don't remember.
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