Thorn and Willow, revered high priest and priestess of a new age witch coven, find their lives upended by a secret from Thorn's past. This comedic fantasy film follows their trippy and hilarious journey as they navigate the unexpected turmoil. Dive into a world of magic, secrets, and laughter with this unique cinematic experience.
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00:00:30The winner of the victory
00:00:32The victory of the jackpot
00:00:36The victory of the jackpot
00:00:38The victory of the jackpot
00:00:40The victory of the jackpot
00:00:42We can be different
00:00:44But we are now a family
00:00:48We are now a family
00:01:00Our story begins in the land of broken dreams
00:01:10Not so long ago
00:01:12A time of great division
00:01:14And technological sorcery
00:01:16But not all hope was lost
00:01:20For sometimes the most beautiful flowers
00:01:22Grow in the biggest piles of shit
00:01:30We are so lucky to have found each other
00:01:50Locke had nothing to do with it
00:01:52To the great horned god
00:01:56And our dear mother goddess
00:01:58The Jennings
00:02:00The rhythm
00:02:02The verdi
00:02:08Wooster
00:02:10On
00:02:12The
00:02:15Fan
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00:02:18Baby
00:02:19F
00:02:21Four
00:02:23Five
00:02:24Will
00:02:25my name's thorn and i'm a witch a real witch i'm not evil i don't sacrifice children
00:02:47and the only time i ever participated in group sex was in college
00:02:51which made me so uncomfortable i couldn't even get a boner
00:02:54this is my life partner willow she's a registered nurse living out her dream to help others
00:03:00she supports my dreams too which is what gave me the courage to toss my hat into the ring of the
00:03:05highly competitive birdbath industry and this was the calm before the storm before my past finally
00:03:13caught up with me
00:03:14i should burn some sage
00:03:20i should burn some sage
00:03:33i should be
00:03:58Have you given it any more thought?
00:04:05It's not me, right?
00:04:08Am I the reason you don't want to have a family?
00:04:10Sweetheart, we already have a family.
00:04:16Stay here.
00:04:28What's going on?
00:04:33For a second, I thought you were one of those kids from the Catholic boys' school lighting a bag of shit on fire.
00:04:37We're all fucked up over relationship issues.
00:04:40We need guidance and healing before the Beltane celebration tomorrow.
00:04:45We didn't know who else to go to.
00:04:49This is my coven.
00:04:51We recently decided to simplify our lives by color coordinating and mostly wear black.
00:04:56Not to look scary, but because it flatters every skin tone.
00:05:02Desmond's a tow truck driver.
00:05:04He's got a heart of gold and a passion for European cinema, especially the work of Juliette Binoche.
00:05:11Neptune's a U.S. postal worker who loves potato vodka, sports betting, cold-cut sandwiches, and has a spoiler on his car that's so big it can't drive.
00:05:21Desmond and Neptune met four years ago at an impound lot.
00:05:24What started as a heated altercation evolved into a spirited love affair.
00:05:33All right, boys, how can we help?
00:05:35Well, we were at Saints and Sinners the other night, and I caught him looking at a girl's ass.
00:05:40I... okay.
00:05:41It wasn't the first time.
00:05:42I was looking at the flared lace pants she was wearing.
00:05:46Uh-huh.
00:05:46Okay, I wasn't checking her physical form.
00:05:47Just be honest, okay?
00:05:50With me, be honest.
00:05:51Are you even gay?
00:05:52You've been fucking me in the ass for the past year.
00:05:54Is that something something a straight person will let someone else do?
00:05:56Look, you always have your eyes closed.
00:05:57How do I...
00:05:57Oh, man.
00:05:59I have such a hard work.
00:06:02But I like the easy things.
00:06:03I like the easy things.
00:06:06A jump.
00:06:08A push.
00:06:15A touch.
00:06:21A lap.
00:06:23A click.
00:06:25One X bat.
00:06:27I know you don't just think of a blonde with big tits.
00:06:29Why are you being fucked in the ass?
00:06:30Boys, calm down.
00:06:32Human sexuality is a complex thing, and there is definitely a spectrum.
00:06:36I've known Desmond for years, however.
00:06:38We even shared an apartment together after college, and I feel confident in saying that
00:06:44he is incredibly gay.
00:06:46Yeah.
00:06:47I'm probably even garing the name.
00:06:48I doubt it.
00:06:48But this isn't a missing contest.
00:06:51It's not so important where either of you fall on the spectrum.
00:06:54What's important is that you're both in love.
00:06:59Are you both in love?
00:07:02I love him with all my heart and soul.
00:07:05I think that he's uneasy about the fact that his last boyfriend left him for a woman.
00:07:11Draw your ex-boyfriend.
00:07:14It's time to rid yourself of all that jealousy and resentment.
00:07:16Repeat after me.
00:07:29I release you.
00:07:30I release you.
00:07:33I release you.
00:07:36I release you.
00:07:38I release you.
00:07:40Keep saying it.
00:07:41I release you.
00:07:42Out.
00:07:43I release you!
00:07:45I am unfair to you, and I'll try harder.
00:07:56You know, it actually means a lot to me to find out that I'm more to you than just a whole.
00:08:02You're so much more than a whole.
00:08:05You're my whole world.
00:08:07Percival works at a camping goods store.
00:08:14He's an amateur welder, expert in the art of tying knots, and has an unhealthy distrust of government institutions ever since catching his middle school class treasurer misappropriating funds.
00:08:25Rowene is a popular witch on social media, known for her herbal medicine workshops and potion sprays.
00:08:31When she's not preparing remedies, she's doting over her two rescue kittens, mortar and pestle.
00:08:38Percival met Rowena by sliding into her DMs to inquire about a salve for a butt fungus he contracted at the Edwardian ball.
00:08:45They've been inseparable ever since.
00:08:47I'm so self-conscious about the way I look.
00:08:51I can't bear to have sex with someone as beautiful as my wife.
00:08:55Past few months, hideous has been my keyword search on Pornhub.
00:09:01And don't get me wrong, I still love my crystal dildos.
00:09:04Still working with the rose quartz.
00:09:06I switched to amethyst.
00:09:07But I miss having that connection with my partner.
00:09:13He's lost in his own head.
00:09:15Can't you just gain like 20 pounds?
00:09:18If you can't accept me the way that I am, what are we even doing in a relationship?
00:09:24Percival, you just need to learn to love yourself as much as Rowena loves you.
00:09:28I know that you are hurting, but it is selfish to take your insecurities out on your partner.
00:09:33I'm sorry, baby.
00:09:37I'll be better for you.
00:09:40What a beautiful verbal expression of love.
00:09:45Go home and express that same kind of love with your penis.
00:09:55Angus owns a brewery chain that caters to the local collegiate crowd.
00:09:58Last year, he was arrested for directing traffic with two baguettes he found in a dumpster.
00:10:05Echo's a freelance writer with a social justice slant.
00:10:08She's not afraid to share her opinions, which rub some people the wrong way, but she's usually right.
00:10:16Angus and Echo met at a diner where she warned him about ordering fish on Mondays.
00:10:20And he replied, mind your business.
00:10:2345 minutes later, she kindly drove him to emergency care.
00:10:26Last month, Angus brought a dog home.
00:10:31He knows I'm a cat person.
00:10:34But what really gets under my skin is he named the dog Women's Rights.
00:10:42Forgive me for naming our dog after something that I am very passionate about.
00:10:46I just don't know why you have to put a negative spin on everything.
00:10:49Says the guy walking Women's Rights around on a leash.
00:10:53My intentions were pure.
00:10:54Your intentions might be pure, but they're entirely misguided.
00:11:00Since the dog belongs to both of you, it's only right that you both should agree on the name.
00:11:05But think about that poor animal.
00:11:07And all this conflict is probably making him anxious.
00:11:11And the way that I see it, neither of you is truly suffering.
00:11:15The real victim here is women's rights.
00:11:23I'm sorry.
00:11:25I should have put more thought into this.
00:11:28I just wanted to see how progressive I've become so that you would be more attracted to me.
00:11:34Well, let's pick a name that makes sense for both of us.
00:11:38Maybe something a little less politically charged.
00:11:42Like, um...
00:11:45Merlin?
00:11:48Babe, that is my favorite fucking wizard.
00:11:52I know he is, babe.
00:11:53I love you.
00:11:57And I love you.
00:11:59See how easy that was?
00:12:01It's all about communication.
00:12:04You two are miracle workers.
00:12:06I don't know how to thank you enough.
00:12:07We did nothing other than provide you two with a platform to express yourselves.
00:12:11He totally stole that from me, by the way.
00:12:23What?
00:12:23Merlin's my favorite fucking wizard.
00:12:34It's so cute how much the coven seems to admire you.
00:12:37We're a team.
00:12:39And I wouldn't have it any other way.
00:12:41I'm not too shabby for a couple of outcasts living life on the fringe.
00:12:47Just think someday we'll have a little pariah of our own.
00:12:59I'm sorry, darling.
00:13:00I just...
00:13:02You're killing the mood, and I'd hate to waste a perfectly full mood.
00:13:07It's always going to sex magic with you.
00:13:09Not always.
00:13:14Sometimes...
00:13:15It's about pleasure.
00:13:18Here we go.
00:13:48Good morning.
00:14:10Any new purchase orders?
00:14:12Yeah, not yet.
00:14:13Don't worry, Big Birdbath might be out to crush the little guy, but this season they got another thing coming.
00:14:18Happy Belting, baby.
00:14:28Covens celebrate the holiday in unique and special ways.
00:14:32These are our traditions.
00:14:34And we'll be right back.
00:14:48You're sure I can't convince you
00:15:17to let me light a bonfire tonight.
00:15:19Every time I do this,
00:15:20someone has a few too many glasses of fruit wine
00:15:22and fancies himself a fire dripper.
00:15:24Angus assured me it won't happen again.
00:15:26He's learned his lesson.
00:15:27Out of the question.
00:15:29But I love you.
00:15:30It just doesn't feel like Beltane
00:15:31without a big bonfire.
00:15:32You want a fire?
00:15:33Light a candle.
00:15:36Happy Beltane, motherfuckers!
00:15:38We're not having a big fire this year.
00:15:42Why?
00:15:42Do you even have to ask?
00:15:44I'm not trying to be a bus killer.
00:15:48I just want to have one Beltane celebration
00:15:50that doesn't involve a trip to the hospital.
00:15:53What on earth are they doing?
00:16:10I think they're making a statement.
00:16:12I told the boys no bonfire this year.
00:16:14Gods love them.
00:16:15Only their brains were as big as their hearts.
00:16:17Hey, guys.
00:16:24Hey.
00:16:28For your kindness last night?
00:16:31It's fully functional and battle-ready.
00:16:34Percival sharpened it this morning.
00:16:36Thorne's been in the market for a new sword.
00:16:38Your generosity knows no bounds.
00:16:41We have some mead and fruit wine in the kitchen.
00:16:45None for me, thanks.
00:16:46I'll drink for us both.
00:16:47Percival, blind me.
00:16:53God of sun, fire in the sky.
00:16:59Light this earth and warm the nights.
00:17:04Warm our spirits, hearts, and hands.
00:17:07Shed some light upon this land.
00:17:12Shed some light upon this land.
00:17:12Shed some light upon this land.
00:17:37In the spirit of fertility, I have an announcement I'd like to make.
00:17:53I am with child.
00:17:56Percival and I are going to be parents.
00:18:00How did you get pregnant without having sex?
00:18:02Oh, we scraped all the cum off the laptop keyboard right after.
00:18:06I mixed it with some geranium oil and fennel seed.
00:18:08And what do you know?
00:18:09It took.
00:18:10Congratulations.
00:18:14Tonight we drink to Rowena.
00:18:16Gift of new life.
00:18:19Did you bring your beer bomb?
00:18:22There's a bear shit in the woods.
00:18:23What do you think you're going to buy something big?
00:18:35What do you think you're going to buy something big?
00:18:36One X Patryo, winning it now.
00:18:38Do it even play on the game.
00:18:40Do it even play in poker or in casino.
00:18:41Do it even play in cyber sports or play on the slot.
00:18:44And you can buy anything on your own.
00:18:46One X Patryo, go to the site and go to your first generation.
00:18:49So, do it even.
00:18:50Do it even.
00:18:50I always said you had child-birthing hips.
00:18:56Look at them.
00:18:57It's made me very uncomfortable every time you said it.
00:18:59What are you doing admiring her hips?
00:19:02I'm admiring her hips.
00:19:04That's it.
00:19:04Just admiring them.
00:19:05That's why I think this is great.
00:19:07Oh, are you going to eat the placenta?
00:19:09I'll be.
00:19:10What are you doing?
00:19:13You know who does this every night?
00:19:15Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Have you talked about it?
00:19:16Um, you can't talk to someone who's on the floor.
00:19:19You can't.
00:19:20We love you guys together.
00:19:34You know that, right?
00:19:35You guys are going to be amazing.
00:19:37Yes.
00:19:37Oh, so kind of you to say.
00:19:40Okay, but not serious.
00:19:40If your child wants to be a snake miller, you have to encourage that dream.
00:19:45Do you promise?
00:19:45Yes.
00:19:46Okay, because if I had supportive parents, I would be in a fucking serpentarian.
00:19:50I'm milking his thing as we speak.
00:19:53Okay, okay, enough.
00:19:54We just get like this every single day.
00:19:56Oh, sorry.
00:19:57I love him.
00:19:58We're so delighted for you both.
00:20:12And what better occasion to make an announcement than belting.
00:20:17Such a blessing.
00:20:17And hopefully this time next year, we will be adding to the coven ourselves.
00:20:24Let's go, sir.
00:20:25Dance.
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:32Thorne doesn't dance.
00:20:33Not even at our hand-pasting ceremony.
00:20:35Come on, Thorne.
00:20:59It's just dancing.
00:21:32This was the Beltane to end all Beltanes, babe.
00:21:42You've really outdone yourself.
00:21:45What's the matter?
00:21:47You need to stop pressuring me to conceive a child.
00:21:50I know it comes from a place of love, but I'm just not ready yet.
00:21:56I understand.
00:21:57Really, I do.
00:21:57I don't know what's gotten into me lately.
00:22:00Have you been taking those male enhancement pills?
00:22:03The ones from the gas station?
00:22:04What the hell does that have to do with anything?
00:22:06What the hell does that have to do with anything?
00:22:06You come here acting like we're the freaks for loving nature, promoting inclusivity, and honoring women?
00:22:22How many more reformations is it going to take for you to leave us in peace?
00:22:24So you got a problem here?
00:22:27You've got five seconds to get off my lawn before I cut you up into communion wafers.
00:22:31Get the fuck out of here.
00:22:32You see that?
00:22:38That's what you get when you take the feminine out of the divine.
00:22:51You know, people seem to hate us so much, sometimes forget not to hate them in return.
00:22:55I've been dealing with bullies all my life.
00:23:00Sometimes throwing their shit back at them makes for a teachable moment.
00:23:04And other times, it creates more of a monster.
00:23:08I leave it up to the face.
00:23:11We certainly got creative threats down to a fine art.
00:23:15Thanks, honey.
00:23:18I really admire the way you kind of just stood there.
00:23:25Mr. Todd Adams.
00:23:39Mr. Todd Adams.
00:23:53Mr. Todd Adams.
00:23:54Oh, we're dead. Sorry.
00:24:24What do you do on the couch?
00:24:28We get into a fight I don't remember?
00:24:33Who are you?
00:24:36I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:24:41Most likely to succeed.
00:24:45Prom king.
00:24:48Class president.
00:24:51My very own life partner.
00:24:55A member of the unholiest of trinities.
00:25:01It's crazy.
00:25:03How do you find out?
00:25:04Forget how I found out.
00:25:06That's not what's important.
00:25:08What's important is that you have been lying to me for the past several years.
00:25:13My little nonconformist, a member of student government.
00:25:18And now, for the rest of my life, I have to reconcile the fact that I let a prom king put his penis inside me.
00:25:28God, it makes me sick to my stomach.
00:25:30Maybe you're pregnant.
00:25:32I am not pregnant, Thornton.
00:25:34I mean, Thorne is such a badass name, but Thornton?
00:25:38You might as well be a chick.
00:25:42Just tell me this, and be completely fucking honest.
00:25:46Did you play sports?
00:25:56Oh, God.
00:25:58Tell me it was squash or hyalai?
00:26:03No.
00:26:04What was it?
00:26:06What sport did you play?
00:26:08What was it?
00:26:09The cross.
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00:26:22Oh, my God!
00:26:23I'm firing you!
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00:26:50I think I might have overreacted.
00:26:53It was not right of me to keep this a secret from you.
00:26:56It's a betrayal of everything I stand for, and everything you deserve.
00:27:02I've invested too much time into this relationship just to throw it away.
00:27:06Because my partner is the living embodiment of everyone who made my youth a waking nightmare.
00:27:20Just come clean.
00:27:21I want to know everything.
00:27:22I was born in a pretty small town.
00:27:23I was raised by a single mother.
00:27:24I wanted to make her proud.
00:27:25Dressed like she wanted, worshipped like she wanted.
00:27:26Participated in extracurricular activities that looked good on a college resume.
00:27:27Whatever it took to maintain the wholesome image that she wanted.
00:27:28Gross.
00:27:29But deep down, I was questioning everything.
00:27:30I'm sure my Nautica shirts and my 311 CDs said,
00:27:33all American Boy on the outside.
00:27:34In the inside?
00:27:35I'm sure I found my mother's hand holding her back in.
00:27:36I was supposed to have to work with her to work with her.
00:27:37I needed to work with her to serve her.
00:27:38I enjoyed that.
00:27:39I struggled to see her and be able to make her proud.
00:27:40I was welcomed and worshipped like she wanted.
00:27:41I had to participate in extracurricular activities that looked good on a college resume.
00:27:42I wanted to make her proud.
00:27:43Dressed like she wanted, and worshipped like she wanted.
00:27:44I participated in extracurricular activities that looked good on a college resume.
00:27:45Whatever it took to maintain the wholesome image that she wanted.
00:27:46and the wholesome image that she wanted.
00:27:51Gross.
00:27:52But deep down,
00:27:54I was questioning everything.
00:27:57Sure, my Nautica shirts
00:27:58and my 311 seat
00:27:59said all-American boy on the outside,
00:28:01but inside,
00:28:03I was yearning
00:28:04for Victorian-era frocks
00:28:07and bow house records.
00:28:09I'm sorry you were forced to wear Nautica t-shirts.
00:28:12That's unspeakable.
00:28:14The only person who
00:28:15understood me
00:28:17was my grandma.
00:28:19She had a stroke.
00:28:21Hasn't been the same since.
00:28:24There was a hole in my heart.
00:28:26And that is when I stumbled upon Nautica.
00:28:30I'd found my religion.
00:28:32I'd found my people.
00:28:35And when I found you
00:28:37on All Hallows' Eve,
00:28:41casting the remains
00:28:42of a frozen turducken
00:28:43into a funeral pyre,
00:28:45that's when I knew
00:28:47I'd finally found my person.
00:28:49For a woman who prides herself
00:28:51in being non-judgmental,
00:28:54I'm ashamed.
00:28:56Don't be.
00:29:00We're both guilty of the same thing.
00:29:03We've been forced to feel
00:29:04like freaks for so long
00:29:06that we've forgotten
00:29:08that the seemingly well-adjusted
00:29:09need our support, too.
00:29:14Beneath cloaks of Ralph Leran,
00:29:16blood flows through their veins,
00:29:17just like the rest of us.
00:29:32I have a confession to make.
00:29:37I RSVP'd to your high school reunion.
00:29:40Come on, Thorne.
00:29:56You've been in there for hours.
00:29:59This is a sacred space
00:30:00forming a protective barrier
00:30:01from all who would choose to hurt me.
00:30:03You can't just enter a cone of power
00:30:05once it's been sealed.
00:30:06There are strong energies at work here.
00:30:07Grant me entry,
00:30:09or I'm willing to take my chances.
00:30:11You lost your goddamn mind.
00:30:16I can't let you do that to yourself.
00:30:31Baby,
00:30:32I don't see what the big deal is.
00:30:35We RSVP
00:30:37and don't go to things all the time.
00:30:38That's not the issue.
00:30:40You forced me to face my past
00:30:41and now I've got to deal with it.
00:30:43I'm kind of a hypocrite
00:30:44would I be encouraging the
00:30:45coven to confront their problems
00:30:47and not doing the same myself.
00:30:48Did you read any of your emails?
00:30:51Hell no.
00:30:52Well, as former class president,
00:30:54you're required to perform
00:30:55a dance to inspire school spirit.
00:30:56You can barely spiral dance.
00:31:00And that involves spinning in a circle.
00:31:05Great horned God,
00:31:06why have you forsaken me?
00:31:08You can make a decision.
00:31:10I just wanted you to have all the details.
00:31:17Forget it.
00:31:18We're not going.
00:31:21You can say we're going to have to see my mom.
00:31:22You told me your mother is dead.
00:31:28This is a conversation
00:31:29I would prefer to have
00:31:30outside the cone of power.
00:31:34You don't have to go to your stupid reunion,
00:31:36but I want to meet your mother.
00:31:38I mean, for crying out loud,
00:31:39we're life partners.
00:31:43Okay, fine.
00:31:52Hello, son.
00:31:54Who's the broad?
00:31:55She's not a broad.
00:31:56She's my wife,
00:31:57and she's a priestess.
00:31:58Well, thank you for taking time
00:32:01away from worshipping Satan
00:32:03to reach out.
00:32:05Thorne was thinking about
00:32:06coming back to his high school reunion,
00:32:09and you came up.
00:32:10And I just wanted to tell you
00:32:13what a decent man you raised.
00:32:17Thornton, it's horrifying enough
00:32:20that I know what you've become.
00:32:21Spare your former classmates
00:32:23the same humiliation.
00:32:25The people of this town
00:32:26were good to you.
00:32:28Let them preserve their memories.
00:32:30There's no reason they should know
00:32:31their prom kings
00:32:32become a court jester.
00:32:37What's it like to go through life
00:32:38so selfish and not even know it?
00:32:40Did you just call me selfish?
00:32:43I work from home
00:32:45so that I can be here
00:32:47to take care of your grandmother.
00:32:49Why do you work from home?
00:32:50Oh, yeah, I remember.
00:32:53It's because exposure to sunlight
00:32:54causes you people
00:32:55to burst into flames!
00:32:58Sorry.
00:32:58I'm sorry.
00:33:06Now you kind of got to go
00:33:07go to this reunion.
00:33:30Thank you, priestess.
00:33:31Shall I present my mojo back?
00:33:38It's really brave of you
00:33:39to tell the group.
00:33:41But it never hurts
00:33:43to have a look on your side.
00:33:46I just need to take
00:33:47a few drops of blood.
00:33:49Can I get an antiseptic wet?
00:33:50I think we're all out.
00:33:52You know how important it is
00:33:53to me to practice
00:33:53safe blood magic.
00:33:54I think I saved
00:33:56last month's menstruation.
00:33:58I just need a minute
00:33:59to remember
00:33:59when I put it.
00:34:01I'm good with the herbs
00:34:01and crystals.
00:34:06Your funeral.
00:34:07I have a confession to make.
00:34:25The man you see before you
00:34:27once led
00:34:28a very different
00:34:30kind of life.
00:34:32Can I get something to eat, man?
00:34:33My blood sugar is just crashing.
00:34:34Please, I'm trying
00:34:35to do a thing here.
00:34:38Years ago,
00:34:40I was a high school student.
00:34:43As many of you were.
00:34:48Fuck.
00:34:49Oh, my God.
00:34:50Um.
00:34:56Only I...
00:34:57I was popular.
00:34:59I love how you just assumed
00:35:03that we were all losers
00:35:04in high school.
00:35:05Yeah, back in the day,
00:35:06I was swimming in pussy.
00:35:08I...
00:35:08We have been over this.
00:35:10Don't use the P word
00:35:12even as a cat alternative.
00:35:13There's more.
00:35:15Senior year,
00:35:16I was...
00:35:18I was...
00:35:18I was awarded
00:35:20the most likely...
00:35:21to succeed superlative.
00:35:25Crown prom king.
00:35:29And I...
00:35:30I participated
00:35:31in some government.
00:35:34Fuck you, man.
00:35:36I know that after preaching
00:35:37the virtues of...
00:35:38honesty and openness,
00:35:40I seem like a hypocrite.
00:35:42I assure you...
00:35:44that there's more to the story.
00:35:48Sorry, I'm gonna have to ask you
00:35:49to give me my sword back.
00:35:50Fucking bureaucrats.
00:35:56You know,
00:35:56it's not your past
00:35:57that I'm hurt by.
00:35:59It's the way you seem
00:36:00to have reduced all Wiccans
00:36:02to a bunch of
00:36:03marginalized outcasts.
00:36:05I am a contributing writer
00:36:06for popular mechanics.
00:36:08My husband runs
00:36:09a successful brewery chain.
00:36:12I mean,
00:36:12she'd have seen
00:36:12our former coven
00:36:13back in Montana.
00:36:14It was all doctors
00:36:15and lawyers.
00:36:16It's just...
00:36:17This place is a shit show.
00:36:19We had some good times, brother.
00:36:21From making mold cider
00:36:23to hand-stitching
00:36:25our own fawn pants
00:36:26out of mohair.
00:36:27And let me tell you,
00:36:28there's no one
00:36:29that I would rather
00:36:30attend a Bacchanal with.
00:36:32But, uh...
00:36:34This coven is built
00:36:36on a foundation of lies.
00:36:40Seriously?
00:36:41Is this really
00:36:42happening right now?
00:36:44Desmond says the P word,
00:36:46Echo calls him out for it,
00:36:48and none of you
00:36:49limp dicks
00:36:50stand up for her.
00:36:51Is this the kind of world
00:36:51I'm supposed to bring
00:36:52a child into?
00:36:53Hey,
00:36:54Desmond can say
00:36:55the word pussy
00:36:56if he wants to.
00:36:57It's his first amendment right.
00:36:59He just can't fuck it.
00:37:00Yeah, I mean,
00:37:01he can say it
00:37:01if he wants to sound
00:37:02like a pig.
00:37:03Please,
00:37:04don't take your anger
00:37:06out on each other.
00:37:08I understand why
00:37:11you've not wanted
00:37:11to have a child with me.
00:37:12I'm just not
00:37:15dad material.
00:37:17I'm leaving this place.
00:37:20I'm going on a walkabout.
00:37:23My fate
00:37:24as a member of this coven
00:37:26rests in your hands,
00:37:28and I will accept
00:37:29whatever you decide.
00:37:32I've already made up my mind.
00:37:35Banish him.
00:37:36Banish him.
00:37:40Banish him.
00:37:42Banish him.
00:37:44Banish him.
00:37:46Banish him.
00:37:47Banish him.
00:37:49Banish him.
00:37:51Banish him.
00:37:52Banish him.
00:37:54Banish him.
00:37:56Banish him.
00:37:57Banish him.
00:37:59Banish him.
00:38:00Banish him.
00:38:01Banish him.
00:38:02Banish him.
00:38:03Banish him.
00:38:04Banish him.
00:38:05Banish him.
00:38:06You're too old for a walkabout.
00:38:12You have weak ankles.
00:38:15I know.
00:38:18If they can't accept you,
00:38:20then we'll start our own coven.
00:38:23A rival coven.
00:38:26Or we can kill them.
00:38:28Not like we were heads at them.
00:38:29We're just not wealthy enough to get away with it.
00:38:33Let the coven reach their own conclusions.
00:38:36It's the Wiccan way.
00:38:43I act soon for protection.
00:38:55I'm terrible with goodbyes.
00:38:58I think it's best you return to the coven.
00:39:03Remember to stay hydrated.
00:39:06Great goddess of day and night,
00:39:26protect my loved one with all your might.
00:39:39You guys make me sick!
00:39:46You bunch of fair-weathered fucks!
00:39:52Doth poo not flow through your colons.
00:40:00Where are you going, Angus?
00:40:01I think you scared him.
00:40:06Dear coven,
00:40:07you have every right to be angry.
00:40:10None of you got into witchcraft to be different.
00:40:12You got into it because it fills your souls.
00:40:15Please forgive me for deceiving you
00:40:17and misrepresenting myself based on false presumptions.
00:40:21Farewell,
00:40:22Thorn.
00:40:22P.S.
00:40:26Remember to feed Lord Whiskers.
00:40:29P.S.
00:40:30Remember to feed Lord Whiskers.
00:40:33P.S.
00:40:33Remember to feed Lord Whiskers.
00:40:37P.S.
00:40:37See you,
00:40:38see me,
00:40:41guess it,
00:40:42scary.
00:40:43Portman,
00:40:45old me,
00:40:47miss you,
00:40:48sorry,
00:40:50rip you in the
00:40:52what I have,
00:40:53show you.
00:40:55I left my movie,
00:40:57you got to watch it,
00:40:58you know, slowly,
00:41:00it's your voice,
00:41:02Fix me.
00:41:03I can say I was lost, but let you know that I need to ask me if I'm on my own
00:41:11I feel just hold your patience, let me see you in time
00:41:15I'm just so so passionate, I can say I was lost, but let you know that I need to ask me if I'm on my own
00:41:25I feel just hold your patience, let me see you in time
00:41:28I feel just hold your patience, let me see you in time
00:41:58I feel just hold your patience, let me know that I need to ask you in time
00:42:06How big a day is, I have saved up to 10 people
00:42:10And now I'm going to go there, where you get money quickly and you get a big hand
00:42:14How big a day is, 1X Bat Park, how big a day is, 1X Bat Park
00:42:22Which one of you jerks drank all of my ayahuasca?
00:42:28Ayahuasca
00:42:29Ayahuasca
00:42:29Ayahuasca
00:42:36Yeah!
00:43:06You're stupid! You're a know-it-all! You're too liberal! You're not liberal enough! You're desperate for attention! You're a hypocrite! You're too effeminate! You're a closet-adoptionist! You are a liar!
00:43:28You're scaring the campers! I'm a work in progress!
00:43:58Did you nab him yet? Negative!
00:44:11What is your 20? I'll be sending back up.
00:44:14Sweetheart, I am the best goddamn ranger this park has ever seen.
00:44:17If you send back up, it'll slow me down. I will apprehend him in due time.
00:44:22I'm afraid, new friend. I'm afraid they're all gonna make fun of me, which sounds so juvenile.
00:44:32I understand what you're going through. During a storm, I fell from a tree.
00:44:37Now here I am, a lowly pinecone, surrounded by all these beautiful herbs.
00:44:42How do you deal?
00:44:42I just keep to myself. Fuck herbs. They're just garnish.
00:44:47Hey! Never take advice from a pinecone.
00:44:51Oh, fuck you.
00:44:52Listen to her. Acting as if she's the only one who's been displaced.
00:44:56Ever heard of a little something called erosion?
00:44:58That's nothing but an old oak's tale, honey.
00:45:01Conifers these days. You've got no respect for your elders.
00:45:05Hey, quit hitting the elements so hard, you fuck.
00:45:07Shut your goddamn scales.
00:45:09If pinecone's so wrong, what's your advice?
00:45:11True happiness comes from opening your heart to the world, not closing yourself off.
00:45:17Get your own house in order before you go spreading seeds.
00:45:21Yeah.
00:45:24Well, fuck you, man.
00:45:40Merlin.
00:45:40You're me and my friend Angus' favorite fucking wizard.
00:45:45I'm everyone's favorite fucking wizard.
00:45:49I love you, man.
00:45:51I love you too, Thorne.
00:45:54That's why it's been so hard to see you struggle.
00:45:59There's a lot going on.
00:46:01I know.
00:46:02I am Merlin.
00:46:04I know everything.
00:46:07And I'm here to help.
00:46:10So then you know that I have no idea how to dance.
00:46:13And I'm about to embarrass myself in front of all my former classmates.
00:46:16You're coming at these things all wrong, Thorne.
00:46:21Dance is self-expression.
00:46:25There's no wrong way to do it.
00:46:26And I've seen you build those birdbaths.
00:46:32You're an artist.
00:46:34Just like me.
00:46:36And I've also read all the comment sections on your website.
00:46:43But the trick is, keep making your art your way without becoming bitter towards those who don't appreciate it.
00:46:56Remember, everyone has a right to their own opinion.
00:47:02So pick a song that speaks to you.
00:47:07Throw caution to the wind.
00:47:10And most importantly, have fun.
00:47:18And before you do the dance of fatherhood, you must do the dance of life.
00:47:28Every shoe's a dancing shoe, if you want it to be.
00:47:36No.
00:47:38No.
00:47:40No.
00:47:52Merlin!
00:47:54Merlin!
00:47:56Hands where I could see them!
00:47:58You thought you could escape me that easily?
00:48:01Do you know who I am, boy?
00:48:03So do you.
00:48:04So do you.
00:48:05I am the most decorated ranger in this park.
00:48:08I did not get to where I am by being loved.
00:48:11Kill the ego.
00:48:12Kill the ego.
00:48:12Fear.
00:48:13Kill the ego.
00:48:13Command.
00:48:14Respect.
00:48:15Kill the ego.
00:48:16Fear.
00:48:16Command.
00:48:17Kill the ego.
00:48:17Respect.
00:48:18Kill the ego.
00:48:19Look at you, son.
00:48:21Quaking in your boots.
00:48:22By the power of three, someone would it be?
00:48:27Please help me dead.
00:48:28Please help me dead.
00:48:29Please help me dead.
00:48:29Please help me dead.
00:48:30Please help me dead.
00:48:32Please help me dead.
00:48:33Please help me dead.
00:48:37Ego's just an illusion.
00:48:52It was all in your head.
00:48:55You're my rock.
00:48:56You're my rock.
00:48:56As the stall door locked shut, Thorn took his rightful place upon the place.
00:49:26Porcelain Throne and rid himself of shame, insecurity, and a few oatmeal raisin cookies.
00:49:36He clenched his eyes, journeyed through his subconscious mind, and harnessed his spiritual energy to conquer his own worst enemy, himself.
00:49:47And so began Thorn's personal renaissance, a time of rebirth, renewal, and acceptance.
00:49:58See?
00:50:02I believe that he'll come to an end.
00:51:09Just so you know, I didn't request a pool or share it or whatever this is.
00:51:13As if I did.
00:51:13Do you have a favorite food?
00:51:24Lasagna.
00:51:27Yeah, I like lasagna too.
00:51:31How old were you when you first tasted lasagna?
00:51:33I was a kid.
00:51:37I remember my first time.
00:51:38I was like 15, maybe 16.
00:51:43It was at my friend Rory's birthday party.
00:51:46His mom brought it out with a candle in it.
00:51:49A candle?
00:51:50In the lasagna?
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:53Okay.
00:51:54Since there's a candle in it, I thought it'd be sweet.
00:51:57And I tasted it and it was savory.
00:51:59I looked at it kind of like...
00:52:01as a metaphor, you know?
00:52:04How?
00:52:05Something you want one way, taste another way.
00:52:09You see a candle in a round circle, you think it's going to be sweet and savory.
00:52:13How many of you are in favor of Thorn remaining in the coven?
00:52:23Raise your amulets.
00:52:35All those in favor of banishing Thorn from the coven.
00:52:39How can you turn your backs on Thorn so easily?
00:52:42You're behaving like teenagers on social media.
00:52:46This is a witch hunt disguised as democracy.
00:52:50Democracy?
00:52:52Democracy is a fucking illusion.
00:52:56Fuck.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:57Uh...
00:52:58A lot of you, you might not know this,
00:53:01but Thorn was the first friend I made after coming out of the closet.
00:53:05And he didn't get laid for a year because everyone thought he was...
00:53:07he was gay by association.
00:53:10Yeah, that may not seem like a lot in the big city,
00:53:11but in the small town that we lived in,
00:53:13that...
00:53:13that meant an awful lot.
00:53:17So...
00:53:17Thorn is my brother,
00:53:19and...
00:53:20I love him for who he is just the same way he loves me.
00:53:24So, I...
00:53:25I refuse to participate in this covenant without him.
00:53:28Mm-hmm.
00:53:30I don't deserve you.
00:53:33Come on.
00:53:35That's not true.
00:53:36Come on.
00:53:36I'm a liar, Desmond.
00:53:43Mm-hmm.
00:53:45And I've been struggling with a secret of my own.
00:53:53I...
00:53:53I'm...
00:53:54I think I'm...
00:53:55I'm straight.
00:53:59I think I'm straight.
00:54:00I'm straight.
00:54:01I'm straight.
00:54:02I'm straight.
00:54:04And, um...
00:54:06all the accusations...
00:54:10I've just been projecting my own insecurities onto you.
00:54:13That's usually how it works.
00:54:14I deserve it.
00:54:23And you deserve better.
00:54:26You deserve someone who loves you for your whole and your soul.
00:54:29And we're all...
00:54:59We're all good people.
00:55:01Doing our best.
00:55:04But we're full of shit.
00:55:06We all have poo in our butts.
00:55:08Every last one of us.
00:55:10I got some poo in my butt right now.
00:55:14Wait.
00:55:15Even Juliette Binoche has poo in her butt?
00:55:19Even Juliette Binoche?
00:55:21I'm sorry.
00:55:22If you expect me to believe that Juliette Binoche has poo in her butt,
00:55:24you're all your goddamn minds.
00:55:26You know, now that I'm hearing it, it seems like a stretch.
00:55:28It does seem kind of wrong to presuppose that Juliette Binoche has poo in her butt.
00:55:34Being a Parisian national treasure doesn't exclude anyone from having poo in their butts.
00:55:38I think we just need to agree to disagree on this one.
00:55:41Don't worry about it.
00:55:54I'm constipated.
00:55:56Oh, you might have to let me out.
00:56:01We all have poo in our butts, and it's about time we started acting like it.
00:56:06My darling Thorne, crisped with the two left feet,
00:56:12is about to come out of the broom closet to his entire graduating class,
00:56:17and I'll be damned if I let him do that without his family.
00:56:21Who's with me?
00:56:22Give me the keys.
00:56:30I'll drive.
00:56:31I'll be damned if I let him do that.
00:57:01Your best self doesn't just happen overnight.
00:57:03Hopefully, you can find it in your hearts to spare me this last indignity.
00:57:08Great Horned God, forgive me for what I'm about to do.
00:57:11I'll be damned if I let him do that.
00:57:12I'll be damned if I let him do that.
00:57:21Oh.
00:57:31Oh.
00:57:33Oh!
00:58:03Hey.
00:58:05How you doing, bro?
00:58:07Uh, hold on.
00:58:09Hey, pal.
00:58:10Can you, uh, put your arms up and out for me like an airplane?
00:58:12I don't see you using a metal detector on anyone else.
00:58:15It's nothing personal, man.
00:58:17I just don't see anyone else dressed like Anton LaVey.
00:58:21All right, you're good.
00:58:23Thornton.
00:58:24I go by Thornton.
00:58:26Thornton Adams?
00:58:28That's me.
00:58:29Dude, it's Nicholas Reed.
00:58:31Nah, you probably don't remember me. I was having a slipknot back then.
00:58:33Of course I do.
00:58:34I just don't recognize you without your signature green hair and JNCOs.
00:58:36I didn't recognize you without your Abercrombie shorts and a baseball cap.
00:58:40Dude, the tables have turned.
00:58:42How's life? You happy?
00:58:44Is anyone?
00:58:45Same old Nicholas Reed.
00:58:47Look, man, just because I appear presentable doesn't mean I've stopped hating myself
00:58:51or taking pleasure in watching the world burn.
00:58:53You know, I'm not a total sellout, so, you know, give me some credit.
00:58:56How about yourself?
00:58:57I'm more of a witch than an anarchist, but I dabble.
00:59:01Well, uh, good luck in there.
00:59:05Good seeing you.
00:59:06Good seeing you.
00:59:08Good seeing you.
00:59:09Thorenton Adams?
00:59:29Alexandra.
00:59:31What happened to you?
00:59:34I went searching for happiness, and then I found it.
00:59:37And then I lost it again.
00:59:40Well, sorry I asked.
00:59:43I, too, am sorry that you asked.
00:59:49You know, as class president, you really should have spearheaded this thing.
00:59:54It took a lot of work, and you completely ignored my emails.
00:59:57That was wrong with me, and I'm sorry.
01:00:00I really appreciate you taking charge.
01:00:03Everyone does.
01:00:05Maybe, since you put so much hard work into tonight.
01:00:08Hey, you'd like to perform the dance.
01:00:10Not having to perform the dance is the only perk of having lost to you in the class presidential election by a landslide.
01:00:20That was nothing more than a popularity contest.
01:00:22You've always been a far more capable leader.
01:00:25It's good to see you're still the same smart-driven woman with that great eye for pantsuits that I remember.
01:00:31Thanks for acknowledging that.
01:00:35My pantsuits do mean a lot to me.
01:00:43Gonna be a tough crowd.
01:00:45But I'll be rooting for you.
01:00:46Okay, everyone, it's time to give a big rattlesnake round of applause to our former class president, Thornton Adams.
01:00:59Many of you remember me as Thornton, but these days I go by Thornton, because it's more evocative, and it sounds cooler.
01:01:21That's Thornton, not to be confused with Thornton, the hit single from Natalie and Bruglia's groundbreaking album, Left of the Middle.
01:01:30A song that's as fresh and relevant today as it was back in 1997.
01:01:34A song that deals with universality such as heartbreak, the loneliness of abandonment.
01:01:40No one cares, bro.
01:01:45Look at this fucking dingle bear.
01:01:47Forgive me for blathering on.
01:01:52I can't believe I'm so nervous.
01:01:56Maybe I'm taking this all a little too seriously.
01:02:00I mean, it's just a dance, right?
01:02:01It's tradition.
01:02:10You all voted me most likely to succeed.
01:02:24Whether or not I've lived up to that superlative depends entirely on how you measure success.
01:02:30If it's about money, then I'm an abysmal failure.
01:02:34I'm in the birdbath business, peddling my wares on the online marketplace.
01:02:38It's thankless work and the money's shit, but birds too deserve the confidence and self-respect
01:02:43that comes from placing an emphasis on good hygiene.
01:02:46Jesus Christ, enough already.
01:02:47We get it.
01:02:48Yeah, I don't even remember you, you fucking narcissist.
01:02:51I don't even remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember you, I don't remember
01:03:21But if you define success as finding true love, creating your own slightly less dysfunctional
01:03:48family, and living life on your own terms, and on the most successful guy on the planet.
01:03:56I fucking love you, baby!
01:03:57I fucking love you, too.
01:03:58Hey!
01:03:59If you've come to kill me, I'd like to finish my speech first.
01:04:04I've come to apologize.
01:04:09It's yours.
01:04:11No takebacks.
01:04:18No takebacks.
01:04:20Fear not, good people of Desert Dunes High!
01:04:25The sword has been returned to its rightful owner!
01:04:28Let's say you, we fucking party!
01:04:30Let's get the fuck out of here.
01:04:34You did great.
01:04:47I haven't been back for so long, because I've been afraid of what people would do if they
01:04:50found out I was a witch.
01:04:52But I'm no longer afraid.
01:04:54For that, I would like to thank my partner, Willow.
01:04:57The wise old rock I met in Kenneth Hahn Park.
01:05:00And Myrna, my favorite wizard.
01:05:03Okay.
01:05:04Yeah.
01:05:05He's the one who drank my ayahuasca.
01:05:07All that I ask is that you do not judge me for my religious beliefs.
01:05:12I know it's hard.
01:05:14Believe me.
01:05:15I'm guilty of doing it myself.
01:05:17It's cool, man.
01:05:19We've all got poo in our butts.
01:05:22All of us!
01:05:24I'd like to wrap things up with a quote from the great Roman orator Symmachus.
01:05:39Does it matter what practical system we adopt in our search for the truth?
01:05:44The heart of so great a mystery cannot be answered by following anyone oratorily.
01:05:50Safe to say we'll be skipping the third of your reunion.
01:05:53Also, if anyone would like to purchase a birdbath, please reach out via email, scrying mirror,
01:05:59or come up to me after the dance.
01:06:01Look, I'm sorry.
01:06:22My friend Percival can really suck sometimes.
01:06:26There we go.
01:06:28That's fine.
01:06:31What doesn't suck these days?
01:06:33Nothing.
01:06:36Nothing doesn't suck.
01:06:41Sometimes I just want to watch the world burn, you know?
01:06:44Yeah, 24 hours a day.
01:06:46Seven days a week.
01:06:58I'm sure you've heard this before, but you ensued a very powerful female energy.
01:07:05Our coven could use a woman like you to restore balance.
01:07:11Let me think about it.
01:07:15Are you by any chance gay?
01:07:18Well, I wasn't until now.
01:07:20Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:07:21Yo, what the fuck, man?
01:07:22Hey, yo.
01:07:23Get out of here.
01:07:24Get out of here.
01:07:25Hey, it's cool.
01:07:26He's with me.
01:07:27I'm sorry.
01:07:28My bad.
01:07:29You gotta teach me how to hogtie.
01:07:30It'd be my pleasure.
01:07:31Sorry.
01:07:32I forgive you.
01:07:33I'm sorry.
01:07:34I'm sorry.
01:07:35I'm sorry.
01:07:36I'm sorry.
01:07:37I'm sorry.
01:07:38I'm sorry.
01:07:39I'm sorry.
01:07:40I'm sorry.
01:07:41I'm sorry.
01:07:42I'm sorry.
01:07:43I'm sorry.
01:07:44You gotta teach me how to hogtie.
01:07:45It'd be my pleasure.
01:07:54Sorry.
01:07:56I forgive you.
01:08:02All right, everyone.
01:08:04The time's come for what you've all been waiting for.
01:08:06Can everyone please make some room for the dance?
01:08:24Take it away, Maestro.
01:08:26Forget everyone else, baby.
01:08:39Does this mean I don't have to dance?
01:08:42It means you can do whatever you want.
01:08:46I want to put an awful lot of work into getting here.
01:08:52Sometimes you just gotta dance for yourself.
01:08:56And you're not going to give a lot of work into your life.
01:08:58So, I'm just gonna do whatever you want.
01:09:00I don't have to do everything.
01:09:01I don't wanna do everything.
01:09:02I know.
01:09:03I know.
01:09:04You need to put the kids so I can't take you away.
01:09:05And you're not going to put your life in this video.
01:09:06You're not going to laugh.
01:09:07Because you're not going to be a nightmare.
01:09:09You're not going to let me go.
01:09:11You're not going to tell them all the time.
01:09:13It'll be that you've got to do anything.
01:12:14Time to take your pal, Mom.
01:12:24I love you.
01:12:36At the end of the day, we're all hypocrites.
01:12:42It's human nature.
01:12:43We all make mistakes.
01:12:45Even Trent Reznor flirted with ska music back in the early 80s.
01:12:48But it's never too late to make amends.
01:12:52Hey, Mom.
01:12:53It's Thorne.
01:12:54I feel bad about leaving a flaming bag of shit on your doorstep.
01:12:59Just wondering if maybe you and Grandma would want to come over sometime for some lasagna.
01:13:04Willow and I think that it's time for a change around here.
01:13:27As you all know, ego is the enemy of good leadership, and while we have always had your best interests at heart, we are ashamed to admit that our egos played a big part in attracting us to positions of authority in the first place.
01:13:41We'd like to nominate a new high priestess to take over all leadership moving forward.
01:13:48She's smart.
01:13:49She's smart.
01:13:50She's organized.
01:13:52She's got a fresh new perspective.
01:13:54And she has got one hell of an eye for pantsuits.
01:13:56I'd be honored.
01:14:02But not unless the coven agrees.
01:14:07Fuck it.
01:14:10Yeah, fuck it.
01:14:11Why not try something new?
01:14:14To Alexandra.
01:14:16To Alexandra!
01:14:19Excuse us.
01:14:26Look at those shoulders.
01:14:42What if he's an athlete?
01:14:44I love him just the same.
01:14:50Should I get a diaper?
01:14:52Maybe he's got poo in his butt.
01:14:56I don't smell anything.
01:15:10Gods of our home.
01:15:11Gods of our hearts.
01:15:13Knight is a member of this family, and this is his home.
01:15:19We ask you to welcome him.
01:15:21We ask you to love him.
01:15:23We ask you to protect him.
01:15:27We ask you to bless him.
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