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00:10:39Just like you.
00:11:09Just like you.
00:11:39And now, it's time for episode 225 of Alexander's Church of Chill.
00:11:50Watch in horror as we reveal ghosts, monsters, mutants, and the Walking Dead.
00:12:05Welcome to Alexander's Church of Chills, episode 225.
00:12:12Alexander Jarvis here, along with my grizzly gals, Edwina and Juniper.
00:12:20Click like, subscribe, join our Patreon page, smash those buttons.
00:12:27This episode?
00:12:28Death in the rat house.
00:12:31And?
00:12:32Haunted baby hands in Evermount Hospital.
00:12:34Ooh, and the man who ate his family.
00:12:40With recipes.
00:12:41It's Church of Chills.
00:12:48Okay, and cut.
00:12:50Want to do another one?
00:12:52Why?
00:12:53For safety.
00:12:54Maybe we can make it better?
00:12:57Seriously?
00:12:58Who do I look like to you?
00:13:01Stanley Kubrick?
00:13:02No.
00:13:03Not even slightly.
00:13:05Thank God.
00:13:07Alright, finish it up.
00:13:08Send it out.
00:13:09You check the feed.
00:13:11I'm going to start work on 226.
00:13:15After I take a piss.
00:13:17Because that's how I roll.
00:13:17Well, good luck.
00:13:32Okay, you girls ready?
00:13:34Yeah?
00:13:35Alright, let's get this down.
00:13:36Alright?
00:13:38Okay, Juni, start recording.
00:13:42Okay, this is Church of Chills, episode 226, segment 3.
00:13:46Pre-recorded rehearsal.
00:13:49The vile vivisectionist.
00:13:51And?
00:13:55The next terrifying tidbit straight out of Victorian history is called?
00:14:01Dr. Jonas helped the vile vivisectionist of St. Pinker's Hospital.
00:14:06Back then, doctors didn't know that they needed to wash their hands before surgery.
00:14:11And the most well-known butcher,
00:14:13I mean surgeon,
00:14:16was Dr. Jonas' hope.
00:14:22This guy loved nothing better than spending his days chopping off poor people's arms and legs.
00:14:27Well, everybody needs a hobby.
00:14:28But then, one day,
00:14:32a patient came in who had been freshly crushed under a falling brick wall.
00:14:36Oops.
00:14:37I'll say,
00:14:38the doctor proceeds to cut off both of this poor guy's arms and legs.
00:14:44Of course, without benefit of anesthesia.
00:14:47And he survives.
00:14:49And then,
00:14:50a demented light dawns on the doctor.
00:14:52Okay, hold on.
00:14:54Hold on.
00:14:55Wait.
00:14:55Cut.
00:14:56Cut.
00:14:56Cut.
00:14:57Oh, come.
00:14:58Jesus Christ.
00:14:59Stop recording, Junie.
00:15:02First of all,
00:15:03I am the only one who gets to call cut here.
00:15:07That's not true.
00:15:08I call cut all the time.
00:15:10Yeah.
00:15:12Yeah, you sure do.
00:15:14But,
00:15:14you're not supposed to.
00:15:16All right?
00:15:16The director calls cut.
00:15:18The director.
00:15:18Me.
00:15:19I'm the director.
00:15:19And guess what?
00:15:21The director calls cut.
00:15:22Really?
00:15:22Since when?
00:15:23Since when?
00:15:24Since always.
00:15:25That's the rule.
00:15:26The director calls cut.
00:15:27No, she means,
00:15:28since when are you...
00:15:30Is...
00:15:31this?
00:15:33What you're doing here?
00:15:34Does this make you the director?
00:15:37That is what you mean, isn't it, Junie?
00:15:39Well,
00:15:39actually, I was referring to the general role of a director,
00:15:43but,
00:15:43sure, yeah, whatever.
00:15:44Let's go with that.
00:15:46Okay, well,
00:15:46why don't we go with my interpretation of your remarks?
00:15:49No.
00:15:49No, no, no.
00:15:50How about we go with the fact that I created the show,
00:15:52and my name is on it?
00:15:53Alex.
00:15:54And the fact that you two,
00:15:55you work for me.
00:15:56And I am the director,
00:15:58and I'm the one who gets to call cut.
00:16:00Alex.
00:16:01What?
00:16:02Why don't you just ask Eddie why she called cut?
00:16:05Because I know why Eddie called cut.
00:16:08Really?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:10You want to bet on that?
00:16:12What are you willing to bet, hmm?
00:16:14Light of my life.
00:16:15A criterion collection of your Jess Frango DVDs?
00:16:20Are you kidding me?
00:16:21I wouldn't bet that.
00:16:22Oh, damn it.
00:16:23Okay, so how about this?
00:16:25No more calling cut.
00:16:30For this episode.
00:16:34Deal.
00:16:34Okay, great.
00:16:35Wait, what happens if I win?
00:16:37You girls can have everything I own.
00:16:41Okay.
00:16:42No, no.
00:16:43Wait, that's a trick.
00:16:44You don't actually own anything, you fucker.
00:16:46Okay, so what then?
00:16:49You've got to be nice to us.
00:16:55Wait, for how long?
00:16:58Forever.
00:17:00Seriously?
00:17:01A week.
00:17:06Okay.
00:17:07But just hold on a second, okay?
00:17:09Okay.
00:17:16What is this?
00:17:24That is why Eddie called cut.
00:17:28You're an independent arbiter.
00:17:31Smile when you call me that, stranger.
00:17:36You may proceed.
00:17:39Finally, thank you.
00:17:41I wanted to point out that there are around two paragraphs missing about how patients were
00:17:48treated in those wards.
00:17:48That was all great stuff.
00:17:50Yeah, yeah, it really is.
00:17:52As indeed, all of your stuff is, Eddie.
00:17:55You're brilliant.
00:17:56But the show, it's coming in long.
00:17:59And it's got to come in on time.
00:18:01And one of us has to be an adult here, right?
00:18:04And you, my love, you don't make cuts.
00:18:10Junie?
00:18:11Please?
00:18:17Eddie's going to bitch about the war material being cut.
00:18:22There it is.
00:18:23So much for having to be nice to you two bitches.
00:18:28Don't give me that sourpuss look, Eddie.
00:18:30Now let's reset for take two.
00:18:34Without any calling cuts.
00:18:37Let's sit still.
00:18:38I'm going to happen.
00:18:58And now it's time for Alexander's Church of Jill.
00:19:28The next terrifying tidbit, straight out of Victorian history, is called...
00:19:34Dr. Jonas Hope, the vile vivisectionist of St. Pancras Hospital.
00:19:39See, back then, doctors didn't understand that they needed to wash their hands before surgery.
00:19:45And the most infamous butcher, surgeon, was Dr. Jonas Hope.
00:19:52This guy loved nothing better than chopping off poor people's arms and legs.
00:19:57Well, everybody needs a hobby.
00:20:00One day, a patient had come in who had been crushed by a falling brick wall.
00:20:05Oops.
00:20:06I'll say.
00:20:08Dr. Jonas proceeded to cut off both of this poor guy's arms and legs.
00:20:15Of course, without benefit of anesthesia.
00:20:17And he survives.
00:20:19And then, suddenly, a demented light dawned on the doctor.
00:20:27He began to wonder just how much he could remove from a human being and have that patient survive.
00:20:33What?
00:20:34He had plenty of raw material.
00:20:39A hospital full of it.
00:20:42The good doctor selected patients to bring to his, uh, special ward.
00:20:47Downstairs in his basement where he conducted his diabolical experiments.
00:20:51And as for the screams, well, there were always screams coming from St. Pancras.
00:20:57But all good things, and some horrible ones, come to an end.
00:21:02About ten years later, some busybodies started to ask questions.
00:21:07And when they went to ask Dr. Hope these questions, he...
00:21:10disappeared.
00:21:11So they cut the heavy locks of that door and headed down into that basement.
00:21:16And what did they find down there?
00:21:19At first, what they found didn't seem to be living at all, let alone human.
00:21:27They more resembled...
00:21:29lines of damp leather bags with tubes coming from them, leading to bottles.
00:21:36Tubes to bring in food and remove waste.
00:21:38What were in those sacks?
00:21:40Just a brain.
00:21:42Bits of skull.
00:21:43But no jaw.
00:21:46No tongue.
00:21:48No eyes.
00:21:49No ears.
00:21:51No skeleton.
00:21:53No muscles.
00:21:55Just a few essential organs laced together.
00:21:58God knows what those brains were thinking.
00:22:00And the doctor succeeded no less than 33 times.
00:22:08But what about Dr. Hope?
00:22:11Where was he?
00:22:13As it turns out, Dr. Hope had been using a cesspit to dispose of his discarded limbs.
00:22:20When searchers closed in, he'd attempted to use it as an escape route.
00:22:25He didn't get very far.
00:22:27They found him down there, what was left of him.
00:22:29And of course, they couldn't explain the condition of the doctor's body.
00:22:35The fact that it appeared as if it had been torn, beaten, strangled, and by many groping hands.
00:22:48Nor could anyone explain the look of stark terror on Dr. Hope's face.
00:22:54What's the word that sounds like repugnant, but it means that you don't want to, um...
00:23:16You know, um...
00:23:20Reprehensible.
00:23:23Rep-re-hensible.
00:23:26I would have thought of it.
00:23:28But thank you.
00:23:29I would have thought of it.
00:23:41Police team.
00:23:42I hope you enjoyed the footage.
00:23:42Never mind.
00:23:43Promise me.
00:23:44Come.
00:23:46I've thought of it.
00:23:47I want to wait for that.
00:23:48Come.
00:23:49I want to wait for that.
00:23:50I want to wait for that.
00:23:51I want to wait for it.
00:23:52I want to wait for that date.
00:23:54Hey, Alex.
00:24:21What?
00:24:22Take a look at this.
00:24:24There's a video that's got over half a million hits since yesterday.
00:24:27And growing.
00:24:29Oh, yeah.
00:24:35Good for them.
00:24:37Yours truly is not in the market of sending traffic to somebody else's bullshit website.
00:24:42Yeah.
00:24:43We've got our own bullshit website to worry about.
00:24:46He's got good taste, though. She is cute.
00:24:53What?
00:24:55We never put up anything that's fake.
00:24:58Of course we do.
00:25:01Bigfoot, found alien footage, all that shit is fake.
00:25:04So this is different.
00:25:06It's viral marketing. You can tell.
00:25:09Oh, okay.
00:25:15Yeah. See? There.
00:25:17How convenient.
00:25:18The name of the dumbass S&M club right there for everybody to see.
00:25:21A drink.
00:25:22A blowjob.
00:25:23And a moita.
00:25:25How scary.
00:25:28You ever been to one of these clubs, Junie?
00:25:30Seriously?
00:25:31It's like trying to go to a nude beach.
00:25:35You expect Sports Illustrated.
00:25:38But you get people like me.
00:25:42Ew. Yuck.
00:25:45Yeah, thanks.
00:25:47Point is, that's fucking staged.
00:25:49We could use some of those nice juicy hits.
00:25:52I'm telling you that this sort of thing flows the other way.
00:25:55It sucks our viewers to them, not the other way around.
00:25:58Now, sugar pie, honey bunch, can we please get back to work?
00:26:04And don't give me that sourpuss look.
00:26:28Yeah.
00:26:33So what you told me?
00:26:36Sorry.
00:26:37Let's see if we can beat this thing.
00:26:39No.
00:26:40No.
00:26:41Don't be so selfish.
00:26:42While Popeye is wrong.
00:26:44So does my teacher знак happen?
00:26:47Oh, dear.
00:26:49It's like, oh, no, I'm yeah.
00:26:51It's saliva andやって me in your case.
00:26:52Hmm.
00:26:53ы
00:26:58What?
00:27:23Eddie, go get Alex.
00:27:26I need you to go get Alex.
00:27:27I need you to sleep.
00:27:28What's going on?
00:27:30I need you to sleep.
00:27:34What's going on?
00:27:42Is this live?
00:27:43Alex!
00:27:46Alex!
00:27:49Get down here!
00:27:51Alex, wake up!
00:27:53Jesus fucking Christ!
00:28:01How many fucking times have I told you to stop doing that?
00:28:05Be nice!
00:28:05Fuck!
00:28:06Oh, what a piece of work is man!
00:28:11How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, in form and movement, how express and admirable-
00:28:22Enough!
00:28:24Enough!
00:28:25Enough!
00:28:27What?
00:28:28Guys, guys, Alex, come here.
00:28:30Hellfire House is live streaming again.
00:28:33Are you fucking kidding me?
00:28:35That's why you woke me up?
00:28:37Just watch!
00:28:38What?
00:28:38I'm so excited!
00:28:40Nothing!
00:28:41Hey!
00:28:42It's too late.
00:28:42I'm so excited!
00:28:43I've got to go!
00:28:44But you're so excited!
00:28:45You've got to go!
00:28:46Let's go!
00:28:47You've got to go!
00:28:47I've got to go!
00:29:18Well, this one's in a hurry.
00:29:34Must be giving him some sort of hypnotic drug.
00:29:36Oh, so you don't think it's actually his blood?
00:29:44Look, I don't know what this is.
00:29:46So you don't think this is a real-life, honest-to-gosh vampire live-streaming his killings?
00:29:51Alex, there doesn't have to be a real-life vampire for killings.
00:29:54Oh, okay, yeah, that makes sense.
00:29:56All the stuff where he's turning into a vampire, that's fake.
00:29:59But all the stuff where he's killing these chicks, that's real.
00:30:02That's what you believe? Seriously?
00:30:03I don't know, Alex. There's something about this.
00:30:07I don't know.
00:30:30Interesting, always surprises, I'm impressed, usually when
00:30:58a woman mocks herself in this way, a canvas of flesh quite overwhelms the illustrations.
00:31:16These are quite lovely.
00:31:22Do you have any tattoos?
00:31:24I'd love to see them.
00:31:26I'm afraid not, Martin.
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00:32:29I don't see this.
00:32:30No!
00:32:31No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33you see it see what it's her jugular no god no okay the jugular is a vein in the neck right
00:32:46here which you're probably thinking of is the exterior carotid arteries which are here and
00:32:50here in the neck but this that's the axillary artery it runs under the collarbone provides
00:33:02blood to the shoulder in the arm he's never gonna let us forget that he took a year of med school
00:33:09two and a half get it straight okay so whatever the fuck this um monetary axillary axillary artery
00:33:17okay axillary artery so so why bother if this is just viral marketing
00:33:26why bother with this obscure anatomical detail it makes more sense dramatically to just go for the
00:33:35throat okay so doesn't that mean that somehow or other this is all real yeah i guess it does
00:33:49oh fuck okay so what do we do about it
00:33:57we're gonna air it
00:34:01in the next show
00:34:04in the next show
00:34:32And now it's time for Alexander's Church of Jill.
00:35:02What is the point of this nonsense?
00:35:07Just watch, my lord.
00:35:10How did this happen?
00:35:13These dabblers, how did they find us?
00:35:17I don't know. I can't seem to track them down.
00:35:21They keep themselves hidden, just as we do.
00:35:25No. Not as we do.
00:35:29They're close.
00:35:59In case you were wondering, the two Carnage House streams, they're both over 3.5 million hits.
00:36:09Go figure.
00:36:10Jesus, take a look at these numbers. 780,000, 790,000.
00:36:15Well, I scored that high.
00:36:17That's not them, Mastermind. This is us.
00:36:19Are you kidding me?
00:36:21Hey, guys. Take a look at this. Found another one.
00:36:24Another one what?
00:36:26Another Carnage House killing. But this one's different.
00:36:29What do you mean? Different how?
00:36:31It's old. It's gotta be the first one.
00:36:34Look. Okay, see one and two? They're both over a million hits.
00:36:39This one, it's only got seven.
00:36:42Why would they pull that back?
00:36:44It must be some... some kind of rehearsal.
00:36:49Maybe it wasn't meant for streaming.
00:36:51Or maybe something went wrong, or...
00:36:57Okay, well, that seems to be everything on the punch list.
00:37:04We should check the mirrors.
00:37:06Of course.
00:37:08Oh, the new sign isn't in place.
00:37:29There's something there.
00:37:31Kr... Krurheim?
00:37:34Yes. It's the name of the home.
00:37:38It's an old word. It means...
00:37:41House of blood.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Not my blood.
00:37:48Blood of my family.
00:37:51Hmm.
00:37:54All right.
00:37:57Oh. Excuse me.
00:37:59Okay, well, it seems that everything's in order.
00:38:02So it seems.
00:38:05A little rough around the edges, yet.
00:38:07I could see its final form starting to pee through its chrysalis.
00:38:13Uh, well, yes, I suppose.
00:38:17Um...
00:38:18Okay, well, that is everything.
00:38:23So...
00:38:24Oh, God.
00:38:25What was I thinking?
00:38:26You have to sign the deed.
00:38:28Is this completely necessary?
00:38:29No.
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00:39:10No, I really...
00:39:11I don't have time for that.
00:39:12for that. Please.
00:39:26Ah, well.
00:39:32Two extraordinary things.
00:39:36Yeah, two extraordinary things.
00:39:42Oh!
00:40:10Wow, that is some strong stuff.
00:40:16Yes, well I found it necessary.
00:40:20Necessary?
00:40:22Necessary for creating a connection between us.
00:40:26Don't you feel the connection between us?
00:40:30Yeah, no, I...
00:40:32I really should.
00:40:34I have to go.
00:40:36Oh, that would be a terrible waste.
00:40:40Wouldn't you agree?
00:40:42There we are.
00:40:48How so much finer you appear without those rags wrapped around you.
00:40:54A sacrifice perfect for the gods.
00:40:58Ready to be laid on the altar.
00:41:02No.
00:41:04Yes.
00:41:06And this was all meant to be.
00:41:08Jacob.
00:41:10Jacob.
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00:42:30I've heard that name before.
00:42:32It's some big old stately home or something, isn't it?
00:42:35Beats me.
00:42:40you'll find that your machines no longer work for now what the hell
00:43:00fuck he's right yes i am so do i have your attention now
00:43:09mr jarvis ladies holy shit alex if he knows our names okay you have our attention what can we do for
00:43:25you what you can do for me i was thinking more along the lines of what you've done to me by making
00:43:34public what i've chosen to keep private i suspect you have no idea to what extent your thoughtlessness
00:43:42has inconvenienced me what do you mean we made public you live stream your thing to hundreds
00:43:50of thousands of people don't like that cigarette in fact i want you to stop smoking altogether
00:43:58it's a sordid habit a habit of weak men and it pollutes the body dude it's just a cigarette
00:44:07put it down
00:44:10okay i'm sorry
00:44:15mr jarvis i plant my seeds very cautiously that's why no one outside of my circle knows about us
00:44:25that is until now because of you you've chosen to imprudely scatter those seeds to the wind
00:44:34i'm sorry i i didn't understand i don't understand i don't suppose you're willing to share
00:44:42why you want to do this seed scattering
00:44:49to threaten us i don't threaten people if i considered you a danger to me you would never have seen me coming
00:44:59i don't know i i don't know what to explain or um...
00:45:04i don't know um... i guess i'm done i i mean i'm done i'm done guessing
00:45:10You would never have seen me coming.
00:45:13Then, I don't know what to explain.
00:45:17Or, um, to, uh, I don't know, um, I guess I'm done.
00:45:27I mean, I'm done guessing.
00:45:30Renfield.
00:45:32Junie, what?
00:45:33I'm afraid I didn't quite catch that, young lady.
00:45:37Um, Renfield is a character in the novel Dracula.
00:45:45It's a novel.
00:45:46Yes, I'm familiar with the work.
00:45:50Renfield is, how would you describe him?
00:45:55The groveling, lunatic servant of the vampire.
00:46:00I thought that, maybe you thought about us like that.
00:46:07You're not far from wrong, Ms. Coleman.
00:46:10But upon examination, it's obvious to me that you're all thoroughly trivial creatures.
00:46:18Not even useful to me as Renfields, as you put it.
00:46:24But, of course, you agree, don't you?
00:46:33I don't know.
00:46:35Don't you?
00:46:38Yes.
00:46:40Huh.
00:46:41Yes, I agree.
00:46:46I mean, I, I can see exactly.
00:46:59They're gone.
00:47:02Sunlight.
00:47:02Shit, that's why he's gone.
00:47:06For now.
00:47:09Fuck.
00:47:09Fuck.
00:47:10Fuck.
00:47:26Alex.
00:47:29Alex.
00:47:30So, what the fuck do we do now?
00:47:36Uh, I'll tell you what we're going to do.
00:47:40Um, the footage of the contractor lady.
00:47:44We air it.
00:47:45Tonight.
00:47:46Are you fucking crazy?
00:47:48Haven't we pissed him off enough?
00:47:49Well, he obviously didn't want it aired.
00:47:51There's clearly something on there that he didn't want anyone to see.
00:47:54So, we're going to let people see it.
00:47:56Seriously, Alex, you're fucking mental.
00:47:59Juniper, what are you doing?
00:48:00What does it look like I'm doing, Alex?
00:48:03You really think you're going to be able to outrun this guy if he wants to find you?
00:48:06I think I have a better chance of outrunning him if I fucking run.
00:48:09God damn it, where are my shoes?
00:48:11Where are my fucking shoes?
00:48:13Can you please just calm down?
00:48:14I am calm.
00:48:15Okay.
00:48:21Alex, I want my money.
00:48:24I need my money.
00:48:25Jesus, Junie, we didn't even discuss...
00:48:27Cut the bullshit!
00:48:29You always said we were equal partners in this.
00:48:31We have money.
00:48:33I'm resolving the partnership.
00:48:35I need whatever part of the share that is mine, okay?
00:48:38So, go get that cash box, Alex.
00:48:40I need my money.
00:48:43Junie, can't we just talk?
00:48:44Talk about what?
00:48:47Fine, Eddie, fine.
00:48:48Yeah, go ahead.
00:48:48Talk.
00:48:49Talk about what?
00:48:50I just don't think that...
00:48:52That's right.
00:48:53There's nothing to talk about.
00:48:57Enough.
00:48:57Go get the cash box, Alex.
00:49:00Alex.
00:49:07Fine.
00:49:14Seriously, Alex.
00:49:18You keep the key in the lock?
00:49:20What do you want from me?
00:49:21I would have lost it otherwise.
00:49:21Jesus Christ, hurry up.
00:49:23Hey!
00:49:25I don't have time for this.
00:49:27We don't have time for this.
00:49:31Shit, I didn't realize how broke we were.
00:49:33Seriously, take a look around.
00:49:36Fine, fine, fine.
00:49:37Okay, um, $850.
00:49:40That's my share.
00:49:41I'm taking it.
00:49:44Junie, please.
00:49:45Junie, wait.
00:49:46Wait.
00:49:59Alex?
00:50:00Take care.
00:50:18I love you guys.
00:50:22Just do yourselves a favor
00:50:23and run.
00:50:25Run.
00:50:30Eddie.
00:50:41So...
00:50:41So...
00:50:42So...
00:50:46So we do what I fucking said, okay?
00:50:50We air it tonight.
00:50:52And we try to figure out
00:50:53why the fuck he didn't want anyone to see it.
00:50:55And shit.
00:50:56I don't know.
00:50:56I don't know what the fuck else.
00:50:58I'm not fucking Van Helsing, Eddie.
00:50:59There are no fucking Van Helsings.
00:51:01Jesus Christ, Alex.
00:51:02Why the fuck are you yelling at me?
00:51:05What did I do?
00:51:07Oh, fine.
00:51:07What do you want from me?
00:51:09I don't know.
00:51:10I don't know.
00:51:10I'm sorry, okay?
00:51:11I know it's not your fault,
00:51:12but I'm just...
00:51:15I'm just...
00:51:16It's crazy.
00:51:18I...
00:51:18I...
00:51:19I...
00:51:19I...
00:51:20I...
00:51:20I...
00:51:20I...
00:51:21I...
00:51:22I...
00:51:23I...
00:51:24I...
00:51:25I...
00:51:26I...
00:51:27I...
00:51:28I...
00:51:29I...
00:51:29I...
00:51:30I...
00:51:30I...
00:51:31I...
00:51:31I...
00:51:31I...
00:51:59Shit.
00:52:06Jesus Christ!
00:52:08We're getting hurt.
00:52:09Oh.
00:52:10Well, I'm sorry, but you scared that.
00:52:13I mean, you scared me to death.
00:52:16I'm so sorry.
00:52:17I didn't mean to creep up on you.
00:52:20It's okay.
00:52:22I was just wondering if I might be able to help with this.
00:52:26I...
00:52:27I'm not sure.
00:52:29Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:52:33It's always getting tangled up in everything.
00:52:37Here, let me...
00:52:37It's okay.
00:52:41Hmm.
00:52:42Cry?
00:52:44Yes.
00:52:45I'm trying to find local history.
00:52:49I'm sorry?
00:52:51I think I can help you.
00:52:54Really?
00:52:55Yes.
00:52:56I'll be back.
00:52:59I'll be back.
00:53:00Okay.
00:53:10Here it is.
00:53:22Kerrheim Vampire Colts
00:53:26Holy shit, it's here
00:53:28Got it
00:53:29Seriously, thanks
00:53:32I would have never found this on my own, I swear
00:53:34You are a fantastic librarian
00:53:36Who said I was a librarian?
00:53:45Christ
00:53:46Why does stuff like this always happen to me?
00:53:52Why does stuff like this?
00:54:22Why does stuff like this?
00:54:24Why does stuff like this?
00:54:26Come on
00:54:27Jesus Christ
00:54:40I'm sorry
00:54:42Come on, you piece of shit.
00:54:54Come on.
00:54:55Ow, God.
00:54:57Damn it.
00:54:59Oh, please forgive me.
00:55:00Please forgive me.
00:55:00Okay.
00:55:03Okay.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:12Okay.
00:55:42Okay.
00:56:12Let's go.
00:56:42Let's go.
00:57:12Hey, Alex.
00:57:13I love what you've done with the place.
00:57:19What do you got?
00:57:20That's the place.
00:57:33It was built in 1880.
00:57:35Whatever he's doing now, he was trying to do the same thing back then.
00:57:39He just couldn't make it work.
00:57:40Wait, what is this book?
00:57:43Death calls through the ages.
00:57:45Let me read this to you.
00:57:48This is a quote.
00:57:48So speaks Senor Artur Valinor of the family Valinor.
00:57:56I have labored in the shadows for a very long time to bring forth a great change in the world.
00:58:01A change that will be forged in passion and blood.
00:58:04When the final sacrifice is performed before the great convocation of my followers, the world of the living will be overthrown and the Lord of the Eternal Night will rule.
00:58:15Here, listen to this.
00:58:17Multiple reports, screams in the night, and horrible odors coming from the Kruherheim Mansion.
00:58:24Kruherheim Mansion?
00:58:25Right, that's that big closed-up place out by Regency Park.
00:58:29It's right here in town.
00:58:31Police conducted a raid in the summer of 1892.
00:58:34In the basement, they found the torn, decayed, and partially devoured remains of over 200 women and children.
00:58:43Evidence suggested unholy ritualistic acts conducted both before and after death.
00:58:50Lovely.
00:58:52No trace was ever found of Valinor or his followers.
00:58:55Ownership of the mansion was passed to a single relative who has sealed up the property.
00:59:02It has been maintained unoccupied for over a century.
00:59:07Alex, look at this.
00:59:10Don't you see, Alex?
00:59:12It's them.
00:59:14All three of them.
00:59:16They haven't aged.
00:59:18Yeah, yeah, I see.
00:59:19This is what he's trying to do.
00:59:21It's what he's been trying to do since...
00:59:24Since back then.
00:59:26This motherfucker isn't just looking for blood and tits. He's trying to destroy the whole fucking world.
00:59:32I mean, he hasn't had much luck though, right? Because it's been, what, like a hundred and something years?
00:59:37God damn it, don't you get it?
00:59:38They didn't have live streaming back then.
00:59:41Don't you see what he's doing?
00:59:43I mean, he needs some critical mass.
00:59:50That's what all this is about.
00:59:52Look, see.
00:59:55The stars, just right.
00:59:57The number of worshippers, just right.
01:00:01The sacrifice is just right.
01:00:03The ritual is just...
01:00:04No, no, no.
01:00:09Jesus Christ, Alex.
01:00:11Don't give me that look.
01:00:12Don't tell me.
01:00:15You suddenly don't believe it.
01:00:17This is what's happening right now.
01:00:19Okay, right.
01:00:20So, what are we supposed to do?
01:00:22Go over there and stake him through the heart?
01:00:23They would kill us in two seconds.
01:00:26We can't just let this...
01:00:27Okay, let's just think about this, okay?
01:00:32He didn't want anybody to know this stuff, right?
01:00:35To know who he is, where he lives, what he's trying to do.
01:00:39So, we do, like I said, we put it up and let people see it.
01:00:44And maybe, you know, maybe that screws the whole thing up.
01:00:47It blows up the ritual.
01:00:48Alex.
01:00:49No, no, come on.
01:00:50We gotta get this streaming before sunset.
01:00:52Jesus, I don't know if we have the time.
01:00:54It doesn't matter.
01:00:55It's fine, come on.
01:00:55We'll get it streaming and just let it go.
01:00:57Oh, come on.
01:01:18And now, it's time for Alexander's Church of Chill.
01:01:27This is an emergency broadcast.
01:01:30Listen, this is Kruerheim, built in the 1800s.
01:01:36It has been the scene of nightmares and murders.
01:01:40It still is.
01:01:42This man is Arturo Valinor, only he's not just a man.
01:01:46He's something else.
01:01:50One of the undead.
01:01:52A vampire who feeds on human blood.
01:01:55He's there right now at Kruerheim.
01:01:58And what he was trying to do back then, he is still trying to do right now.
01:02:02He's trying to destroy the whole fucking...
01:02:05What the hell?
01:02:07What the hell?
01:02:08Alex, the feed.
01:02:09What happened to the feed?
01:02:11How should I know?
01:02:14It's him.
01:02:15Some of you, no doubt, have been tuning in to Mr. Jarvis's Church of Chills.
01:02:23Me here at Kruerheim have been enjoying it all evening.
01:02:26But now, we have other business to attend to.
01:02:30I'm sure all of you will accept our invitation to take part in this ritual.
01:02:55Jesus.
01:02:57Alex, do you know how many people are watching this right now?
01:02:59Christ, Eddie, I don't think right now is the time for that.
01:03:02185.
01:03:04187.
01:03:05And that's just us.
01:03:06What the fuck?
01:03:08I mean, how did he even know that we were going to be stri...
01:03:11What are the numbers on his street?
01:03:13No good.
01:03:14He's locked us out again.
01:03:19Sangris vita past.
01:03:21Sangris vita past.
01:03:23De a fusion in lius.
01:03:27Sangris vita past.
01:03:43Holy shit, the sacrifice, fuck, it's Junie, oh my god, fuck, what do we do, oh my god,
01:04:05fuck, fucking leave her alone, you asshole.
01:04:13I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
01:04:33Oh my god, what do you want from us?
01:04:51What do I want?
01:04:54What does a cat want with a mouse?
01:04:58Come on.
01:05:03He's gone.
01:05:33What a terrible shame.
01:05:55A dark, so pale and pure.
01:06:02Oh, if I have the time to truly enjoy your untouchable delights.
01:06:14The two of these belong to the three!
01:06:21The two of these belong to the three!
01:06:24Oh!
01:06:26Oh, my God.
01:06:56I went down there.
01:07:26Who's there?
01:07:48What?
01:07:49I thought I told you to stop smoking.
01:08:03I said, put it out.
01:08:10Junie.
01:08:14Junie, what happened?
01:08:20Are you okay?
01:08:21Yes, I'm quite all right.
01:08:25Everything turned out just as I planned.
01:08:29I was worried for some time that you two fools wouldn't play your appointed roles.
01:08:35But in the end, you performed the final sacrifice admirably.
01:08:42I don't understand.
01:08:45What's going on?
01:08:47Yes, I was worried about that.
01:08:50Alex, you idiot.
01:08:51It's not Junie.
01:08:52What?
01:08:53It's not Junie.
01:08:54What?
01:08:55Listen to them.
01:08:56The children of the night.
01:09:13The children of the night.
01:09:17What music they made.
01:09:20My god.
01:09:21It's Junie.
01:09:23I don't understand.
01:09:27Very, very clever.
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