Corrie Kylie Slaps David Platt 24th December 2012

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David gets drunk and tells Kylie to strip, telling everyone she's done it before. She is humiliated and slaps him. When he keeps on at her, she leaves in tears. Kylie is hurt by David's cruelness. Nick escorts him out of the bistro. David decides to make up with Kylie. Kylie sees Tina and David hugging and although she doesn't think there's more to it, she knows he would never treat Tina like he treated her.

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00:00Since we're six days old.

00:00Yeah, well, you know when you've met the one, all right.

00:03Oh, come on. Since when was one ever enough?

00:06There speaks a soul that never found its mate.

00:09A yin without a yang.

00:10Yeah, I was going to say the same thing.

00:12Really?

00:14All right, it's a bit very similar anyway.

00:16Fine, right.

00:17I'm going to cry myself to sleep. Good night, boys.

00:21You know, this is a little bit airy-fairy for me, this.

00:24Too right, this is meant to be a stag-do, not flaming Oprah.

00:27Bring on the strippers, I say.

00:30Come on, Mr Best Man, where are they, eh?

00:32Oh, there's one. Kylie, get over here and get your kit off.

00:37Hey, hey, David.

00:38What?

00:41Did you just say?

00:42You heard, eh?

00:44It's not like you haven't done it before.

00:46Stages, cages, dirty little back rooms.

00:50Stunned the lot, this one.

00:52Wearing no but a smile.

00:54Diddy-bitty change purse.

00:57Right, come on, that's enough.

00:59I said she were a slapper, didn't I?

01:02Oh, she's just plain hard to get, that's all.

01:05Come on, we pay the rate.

01:08We'll chuck a quid in.

01:09It should more than cover it, shall we?

01:11How could you?

01:12I'm your wife!

01:13How could I?

01:15Strip her for a while.

01:18Hey, hey, hey!

01:19You going to get them off or what?

01:23Troy, you need to go back to the flat.

01:24I'm just waiting to be served.

01:26Yeah, nothing to do.

01:26How could you be so cruel?

01:29It's plastic.

01:30Not that that's an excuse.

01:32Are you sure?

01:33Hey, my sister-in-law, my bar, my idiot brother.

01:36Yeah?

01:36Well, your stag do stinks.

01:38Oh, and sling your hook.

01:38Night, David.

01:39I'm a paying customer.

01:41You want to get back to your punters, love?

01:42Or do you want to give me another slap, eh?

01:44Go on.

01:45I hate you.

01:46Yeah, we're right back at you.

01:47No, she's way too good for you.

01:48You need to sober up.

01:49Will you listen to you, golden boy?

01:51It's your stag do, and you've still got a sensible head on.

01:54All right, come on.

01:54I'll see you at breakfast.

01:55You are getting spliced while I'm off to the divorce court.

01:58Now, is that irony or symmetry?

02:00No.

02:01Six pints of no gruelet.

02:02Now, go back to the flat.

02:06Come on.

02:06Whose face?

02:07Big deal.

02:08You're the one that's in the wrong, remember?

02:09Yeah, maybe tonight, but come on.

02:10No buts, nothing.

02:11No buts.

02:12She was the loon with the crowbar.

02:13Do you remember that?

02:14Oh, let it go.

02:15Erase it from your memory.

02:16Well, it's still pretty vivid.

02:17Right, it's water under the bridge.

02:19What is it?

02:21Water under the bridge or wise one.

02:23Goodbye.

02:24Right, I'll go and apologise.

02:25OK?

02:30All right, I know.

02:32Oh, no.

02:35Don't stop on my account!

02:37Kylie, I was just coming to see you!

02:38I was in bits!

02:42Right, it was a friendly hug, all right?

02:44She's been talking sense into me.

02:45Yeah, cos you listen to her, don't you?

02:47There's nothing going on, I swear.

02:48Not for the one I'm trying!

02:49She was telling me to say sorry for everything, all right?

02:52Even for the stuff that isn't my fault.

02:53Well, I bet you wouldn't humiliate her in front of a bunch of strangers.

02:56Call her a slapper.

02:57Oh, David.

02:58Look, I was out of line, all right?

02:59I was drunk.

03:00Going on about the cage dancing?

03:02Oh, please tell me you didn't.

03:04Would you do that to Tina?

03:05I'm so sorry.

03:06Oh, and now you're carrying out her instructions!

03:07I am!

03:08I'm sorry!

03:08I'll do anything I can to put it right.

03:10Every time there's a problem, you go running off to her for a one-to-one.

03:14Yeah, as a mate-munt, will you tell her?

03:16You make me feel like dirt.

03:18And then you run off to your ex for a bit of TLC.

03:20I bet you'll love every second of it.

03:21Oh, you're twisting it now.

03:22I bet she gets off on it.

03:23Big ego trip that, innit?

03:24You fancying her like mad hanging off her every word?

03:26Kylie.

03:27You cuddle through an in, maybe more?

03:28Kylie, I swear!

03:31I don't care anymore.

03:32It's my advice.

03:33You should value my opinion.

03:35I do!

03:36You think I'm scum?

03:38That I've married above my station?

03:39That I'm lucky to have you?

03:41No, Kylie, I'm the one who's lucky to have you.

03:43It's too late.

03:43Please do not let him follow me.

03:46Kylie, come on!

03:47Oh, you heard.

03:50She's my wife.

03:51She's a human being, not an appendage.

03:54Then you'd better go.

03:56Cheers for your support, Mum.

03:57Cheers.

03:58Cheers.

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