Corrie Karl Munro & Jason Grimshaw Come to Blows 1st September 2013

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00:00That means you're going to talk to Leanne.

00:03Okay, it's getting beyond a joke, is this?

00:05We are not having this conversation, Colin.

00:07No, we're not having a wedding either, by the looks of it.

00:10I will not be pressured.

00:11I'm not pressuring you. I just want to know where I stand, that's all.

00:13I mean, Flamin' Ecker got a stag dude tonight.

00:16Oh, well, I'm sorry Nick being in a coma is cramping your social life.

00:20I'll speak to his doctor, shall I?

00:21It's not fair.

00:22I'll see you later.

00:23Stella.

00:23I said I'll see you later.

00:29Morning.

00:30Morning.

00:35Is it on or is it off? I mean, how unreasonable is that?

00:38Yeah, well, I hear what you're saying, Carl, but it must be hard for her, eh?

00:40Yeah, it's hard for me and all, Deb. I mean, I feel like I'm in limbo here.

00:43This is the bad boy.

00:45Yeah, so what's so special about that one?

00:47I don't know. Pasties are like women. You've got to follow your instincts.

00:50Yeah, I'll remember that. It's two quid, please.

00:52Mate, you're still coming tonight, aren't you?

00:54Definitely.

00:54What, so it's still happening, is it?

00:56Why wouldn't it be?

00:57Well, don't you have to have a wedding to have a stag dude?

00:59Sorry, I couldn't help but rain you two earlier.

01:01What's she on about?

01:02Oh, it's nothing.

01:03Er, Stella's giving our car the run around. Maybe she'll try to tell you something.

01:07Yeah, right, Jason. Ignore him, Dave. I know I am.

01:10So, what's the big plan for tonight?

01:11Well, sounds slightly desperate, if you ask me.

01:13Just as well you're not invited, then.

01:15Well, as you can see, I'm really gutted.

01:17It's all right, Dave. You keep the change, mate.

01:20Contribution to the kitty.

01:21Go wild.

01:23See you later, go.

01:23See you, mate.

01:27Merry Christmas, please.

01:28Mate, that's who?

01:29Oi, behave.

01:30You know, I'm chuffed you're here, mate.

01:32It means a lot.

01:33Pound for me when you're ready, please, Eber.

01:36What?

01:37Don't worry, I'm not coming here to get a crash.

01:39Although, I'm not really sure there's much to crash.

01:45Oh, well, it's not exactly rocking here, is it?

01:47Cut it out, Jason.

01:49Well, I'm not killing the vibe, am I?

01:50Do you want me to give him a slap?

01:52No, mine don't matter, mate.

01:54I don't mind, cos you don't matter.

01:56Mr Ice.

01:57Like it.

01:59How many stag doers have you been on?

02:00Might include in mine.

02:02Yeah?

02:02A lot.

02:03Frightening them out, actually, when I think about it.

02:05What's best, to be a stag or, um, uh, what do they call it?

02:12Um, stag.

02:13Bet.

02:14Stagget.

02:15Stag or stagget, who's the winner?

02:17Definitely stagget.

02:19There's no pressure, no expectations.

02:21Best man is definitely the worst.

02:24Cos if the groom remembers anything, then he's not done his job.

02:27If he doesn't, then the bride's gonna make his life hell.

02:29What about you?

02:31What about me?

02:33You'd have to be married, have you?

02:34All right, don't rub it in.

02:36You'd get yourself lucky, Nate.

02:39Compared to Tez, I don't like, you know, he's the best man.

02:43No contest.

02:45He tries too hard.

02:46You just make it look deathless.

02:48All right, cheers, mate.

02:49And you know, you and Michelle, you know, if you ever, you know, I'm there for you.

02:54As if there could be anybody else.

02:56You said you had a beautiful body.

02:58Would you hold it against me?

03:00Um, there's nothing wrong with a good chat-up line.

03:03It breaks the ice.

03:04Too right.

03:05Yeah, well, if you said that to me, I'd break your legs.

03:07If I take it, that means you won't be following tradition and hooking up with best man.

03:11Stringing up, more like.

03:13She fancies me, really.

03:15Hey, thanks again for coming, mate.

03:17Don't be daft.

03:18Anyway, I'm the one who should be saying thanks to you.

03:21How do you mean?

03:22Beth told me about what happened last week with Craig.

03:24It was good of you to step in the way you did.

03:26No, forget it.

03:27Boys will be boys.

03:28I suppose.

03:30Scary, though.

03:31A kid of his age drinking vodka.

03:33Well, he had a sip.

03:35Didn't like it.

03:36Doesn't worry about it.

03:37I can't help it.

03:38He barely speaks to me, old Beth.

03:40You're the only one that's got anything out of him.

03:42Hmm.

03:43Well, Craig may have some issues he needs sorting,

03:46but at the end of the day, he's a pretty good kid.

03:49Yeah, he is.

03:52Anytime you need any help, just ask.

03:54Cheers, Carl.

03:55You're a top bloke.

03:56They don't come any better.

03:58You're not wrong.

03:59Guys.

04:00He's modest, too.

04:01I am honoured to be this guy's best man.

04:04Ah, yes.

04:05That's assuming there is a wedding.

04:07Oops.

04:08There we go again.

04:09Putting me foot in it.

04:11What's he on about?

04:13Get another round in, Ted.

04:15OK, Jason.

04:24Major point.

04:25I'll do us both a favour and go on.

04:27What, I miss all the entertainment?

04:29Seriously, though, mate.

04:30It's embarrassing.

04:31If I were you, I'd definitely be worried.

04:33Are you not me?

04:34Well, like I said, maybe Stella's trying to tell you something.

04:36You don't talk about Stella.

04:37What, who?

04:38My ex-girlfriend?

04:40Do you know what?

04:40I think she's finally seen the light.

04:43Realised she's traded down.

04:46Stella is mine.

04:48She'll always be mine.

04:49I won.

04:50You lost.

04:51Don't scare me.

04:52Uh-huh.

04:53That's unfortunate.

04:54If only you've got the message we're banned.

04:57What message?

04:58I think you've got all the answers, don't you, Jason?

05:05Trust me, mate.

05:07You have no idea what I'm capable of.

05:12So what are you saying?

05:14Come on!

05:14What are you capable of?

05:16I'll cell phone the police.

05:17Oh, you again, Mr Glimshaw.

05:19What Jack and Horry story you've got for us this time.

05:21Don't believe a word you say.

05:22Mind you, nobody does.

05:23You're not the sharpest tool in a box.

05:24I'll get you, you know.

05:25I will.

05:26I'll get you.

05:26Hey, hey!

05:27Come on, come on.

05:27What's all this?

05:28Come on, back off the pair of you.

05:30Sour grapes on Jason's part in that, right, son?

05:33Let's just calm down.

05:35I got the girl.

05:37He can't accept it.

05:49You're not Rolly, it's all right?

05:51All right, I'll stun it.

05:52Stop, it's getting...

05:53Whoa!

05:53Sorry, Rolly.

05:54Watch it, you're dead.

05:55What's going on?

05:56Carl?

05:57I found him and Jason in the gym, so I had to separate them.

06:01What?

06:02Fighting the box and I missed it.

06:03Oh, what a fight.

06:05It was just handbags.

06:06It looked pretty ugly to me.

06:07What was it about?

06:08Well, he started it.

06:09Started what?

06:12Look, I've got to get a bat to the shop, OK?

06:13Sophie's gone home to six, so enjoy the rest of your evening.

06:18He was provoking me.

06:20Hey, he still carries a torch for you.

06:22You know that, don't you?

06:23And what were you carrying?

06:24A baseball bat?

06:25I was gave as good as I got.

06:26Hey, you don't want black eyes and a broken nose on your big day, if your big day ever happens.

06:30Oh, not you and Ollie.

06:31See what I've got to put up with?

06:33Right.

06:33In the back room now.

06:35Babe, it was just a bit of blokey banter and it's done with.

06:37In the back room, Carl.

06:39Is this still a bona fide stag night or is it just a few blokes getting drunk?

06:45I'm happy either way.

06:46It's finished.

06:48I'm serious.

06:49It was a lousy idea anyway.

06:53I'm sorry that I yelled at you, all right?

06:57So I know that you mean well, but you can't go around just saying these things.

07:00You can't go stirring it all up.

07:02No?

07:02No.

07:04Because we're just starting to build our lives again.

07:06We are finally moving on.

07:07And the scars, they're just starting to heal just a tiny bit, man.

07:12Yeah, I know.

07:12Surely you want answers, though, Dev.

07:13Yeah, well, of course I want answers.

07:16You know, I lie awake every night wanting answers.

07:20It's five months since she's died, but I'm no closer to the truth, right?

07:23Unless...

07:24Unless what?

07:26Listen, I did everything I could.

07:30And so either she died in that fire and no one's been arrested.

07:33People still think she did it.

07:34But I have to believe that if the truth is out there, then one day it will come to light.

07:39And yes, I am massively frustrated, but I have to move on.

07:45All right?

07:45For the sake of my kids, because they've lost their mum.

07:48But little by little, they're getting their dad back.

07:53I know.

07:54Look, I'm sorry.

07:56All right?

07:56I shouldn't have said all those things.

07:59I just hate his guts.

08:03You want my advice?

08:04Hmm?

08:06Get a girlfriend.

08:08You reckon?

08:08Well, I know.

08:11I'll get that.

08:12You, uh, take a seat, mate.

08:13Yes.

08:15I come in peace.

08:17Look, can we put this all behind us and move on?

08:20Stella's words, not mine.

08:24I'd be happy if I never saw your face again.

08:27Yeah.

08:27Feelings mutual.

08:29Anyway, I thought I couldn't tell you the good news.

08:31The wedding's going ahead as planned, so you were wrong.

08:36Fine.

08:39Not very gracious.

08:42I come here trying to be civil about it.

08:44Obviously.

08:45Waste me time.

08:46Yeah.

08:47You are.

08:47Oh, well, I've said what Stella asked.

08:52And this bit is 100% genuine.

08:55You cross me again.

08:57And you're a dead man.

08:58I mean it.

09:00I will kill you.

09:15He's off his head.

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09:17Yeah, I heard.

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