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00:00I'm a private investigator that was hired by your wife to figure out whether you were
00:04having an affair.
00:05It seems like you are.
00:07And he's not a surgeon.
00:09He manages a pep boys.
00:10Look, I don't know what she's paying you, but I will double it.
00:14Plus, free oil changes for life.
00:19I want a real PI case.
00:22Something juicy.
00:23This is the job.
00:24Jack Berenger, president of Wheeler College.
00:27What can we do for you?
00:28My laptop was stolen.
00:29OK.
00:30This laptop is worth $400 million.
00:34Juicy.
00:36I will be undercover as the new professor.
00:41Every faculty member could be a suspect.
00:44Brad Vinnick, he's a multi-billionaire grad making a huge donation.
00:49Let me introduce you to my wife and daughter.
00:51I can see the family resemblance.
00:54Nope, that's the wife.
00:57Hi, Dad.
00:57How's the case going?
00:59I met someone.
01:00And like your trench coat, you look like a spy.
01:03That's a ridiculous assertion.
01:06It's just one of the suspects.
01:08Oh, for God's sake.
01:09I'm assembling an elite strike force.
01:13You're blowing my mind right now.
01:15My codename will be...
01:16My codename will be...
01:17No.
01:18No codenames.
01:19When are we ever going to get to have codenames?
01:21Follow her.
01:22OK.
01:23OK.
01:24OK.
01:25Fine.
01:26You're not being in a relationship with someone you're lying to.
01:30Follow her.
01:31Full disclosure.
01:32I got a pretty good buzz call.
01:33Why would you tell me that?
01:34Why would you tell me that?
01:35For full disclosure.
01:36Uh-oh.
01:38There is a turtle hanging from your jacket.
01:42Oh, look at that.
01:43Your only chance to save Wheeler College is if you have a man on the inside.
01:51I'll give you that million dollars if I can have one night alone with your wife.
01:57Well, could happen.
02:13Thank you very much.
02:31So glad to have you.
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