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00:00The Cooked Index determines the teams that are done.
00:03You don't have a chance at the postseason.
00:04Your year is ostensibly over.
00:08The Washington Commanders are 3-6.
00:10They have a 1% chance.
00:11They're three games under .500.
00:13The quarterbacks hurt.
00:15I mean, the injuries are just astonishing all over the roster.
00:18Are the Commanders Cooked?
00:201% chance.
00:22But that's close to being it.
00:25I'm serious.
00:26The analytical people say they got a 1% chance.
00:32So I'm going to go there and not cook.
00:34But I'm going to say they sure in the hell about to fall into a pot.
00:38Landfill, are the Commanders Cooked?
00:41Of course, they've been cooked to him for the longest.
00:43Yeah.
00:45Landfill's not really a fan.
00:46We know that.
00:47He is a fan.
00:48He met you in 1994.
00:50Landfill, like any team that's winning.
00:52He kind of got the same disease Jeff had.
00:57He jumps.
00:58Landfill, are you thinking about being an Eagles fan again?
01:01No.
01:02You're sticking.
01:03You're riding it out, right?
01:06Yeah, they're just terrible.
01:07The team's bad.
01:09Jeffrey?
01:10Are the Commanders Cooked?
01:13As much as I hate to say this, JP.
01:16I think we are, man.
01:17I think we are.
01:19And am I upset about it?
01:22No.
01:23Like, if you really know ball, right, you understand that last season was an outlier.
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