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00:01:59Well, who does advise the inventory?
00:02:02Exactly.
00:02:07Well, so how am I the asshole?
00:02:16Okay, well, you can call Dennis,
00:02:19and I'm going to have to explain to him the exact same thing that I just explained to you,
00:02:24and he's going to have to explain it to you again.
00:02:27You know, well, Larry, I guess I've done your job,
00:02:31and you're not the first one of you that I've dealt with.
00:02:36Yeah, that's right.
00:02:38Okay.
00:02:39Fucking call him, then.
00:02:42Moron.
00:02:57Yeah.
00:03:06Yeah, I know. That's what I told him.
00:03:09Well, two things could have happened.
00:03:11Well, he might have received some POs that they didn't register.
00:03:15Exactly.
00:03:16And he could have just fat fingered it.
00:03:18Well, no, those things happened, but he doesn't need to...
00:03:22That's what I said.
00:03:24Okay, yeah, no, no problem.
00:03:27Yeah, Larry.
00:03:45I know.
00:03:47No, it's fine.
00:03:49Okay, bye.
00:03:50Bye.
00:04:12Bye.
00:04:13Oh, my soul
00:04:37It's been broken
00:04:43I never, never, I never needed it more
00:04:50Oh, my heart, oh, my heart
00:04:55It ain't working
00:04:59It's laying in tiny pieces on the floor
00:05:06Cause you left me
00:05:09To keep on thinking, thinking, thinking
00:05:14That I ain't worth anything at all
00:05:21I opened my heart
00:05:25To let you in
00:05:29You always kept me wondering
00:05:37If I was your one and only
00:05:44You always kept me
00:05:47Can't I ever do what you've got
00:05:48To let you in
00:05:50I never put my heart
00:05:53I never do what you've got
00:05:54Oh, my soul
00:05:55I never forget
00:05:56I never forget
00:05:57I never do what you hail
00:05:58I never forget
00:05:59You ever don't do what you can't MONY
00:06:00I vẫn need to have
00:06:04So, let's go.
00:06:34welcome the cop stop donut shop where the cops come to shop and the donuts never stop how can i
00:06:50help you yes i have a pickup order for the mighty oak okay so your order isn't quite ready yet
00:06:56will you pull around to the next window
00:06:58sorry for delay sir it'll be about five more minutes this is outrageous the entire purpose
00:07:08of ordering online is so that i do not have to wait i understand that sir and i apologize
00:07:14but if you'll just pull around i will not pull around my order has been placed i can't have
00:07:20you hold up the line you can come inside do you see the size of me there is no door that can
00:07:26contain the mighty oak i'm sorry sir i can't have you wait in the drive through
00:07:30hoorah honk at the mighty oak shanghai
00:07:37hey what's up nothing what's going on nothing's got up work hanging out
00:07:45hey there's wrestling on tonight you want to come over or order some pizza
00:07:49sure what time like eight all right let me shit and shower and i can head over in like 20 minutes
00:07:58you need anything no i'm good
00:08:00i thought you were the pizza i'm not the pizza
00:08:14you ordered already though yeah should be here soon all right well let me go back out and smoke real
00:08:22quick then really you gotta get high just so you can eat yeah man i got a appetite problem from the
00:08:27stress thing all right whatever just hurry up you should be here any minute don't have like a track
00:08:31wrap or whatever i don't know man just fucking smoke oh hey what's up hey nice shirt oh thanks
00:08:38you like pork and rowdy yeah that shit's funny you're more of a pork dork or a round hound
00:08:43i wouldn't really use either one of those to describe myself i mean either
00:08:48but i'm probably more of a round hound but i i'm i'm mostly uh mighty oak kind of guy
00:08:57oh me too dude
00:08:58what the fuck is going on out here
00:09:03you ivan
00:09:13so why were you talking to the pizza guy oh he commented on my shirt
00:09:17oh that stupid fucking show it's not stupid
00:09:21it's a talking pig and a basketball that smoke weed and fart all the time
00:09:26wow it is not a talking pig and basketball smoke weed and fart all the time
00:09:30it's talking pig and basketball who work in a donut shop oh yeah okay that's way less fucking
00:09:35dumb yeah i smoke weed sometimes it's not like it's a bunch of fucking stoner jokes
00:09:39it may not be stoner jokes but it's definitely stoner humor i don't know what that means
00:09:43it's surreal and absurd why because they have a talking tree and a tomato
00:09:49you've heard of fucking alice in wonderland you're saying pork run roundy is alice in wonderland
00:09:54i'm saying alice in wonderland is the best example of literary nonsense
00:09:57like the characters and settings don't have to have meaning unto themselves you can still project
00:10:02commentary onto them and like make your comments via the absurdity
00:10:05so they make a lot of comments about the geopolitical ramifications of an inflamed butthole
00:10:14inflamed butthole where do you get this shit man yeah
00:10:16there's satire parody social commentary and sure some fart jokes too
00:10:20but they've even made comments about that
00:10:22dude just because a show addresses their own shitty writing on the show doesn't make the
00:10:28writing any less shitty in fact it's kind of like a slap in the face like they're aware of
00:10:35how much they suck you just don't get it what is there to get i'm sorry it's not your style
00:10:41yeah i guess crap isn't my style sorry they can't all be in the line of duty
00:10:46are you gonna sit there and tell me that's not a great show
00:10:49it's fine it's a good show
00:10:51yeah it's considered one of the best of all time
00:10:53yeah it's considered a really good show but it's the only series you've ever seen
00:10:58yeah but it's the best one
00:11:00yeah but your opinion on best is irrelevant you have no frame of reference
00:11:03yeah but it's considered really good
00:11:06yeah it's basically universally acclaimed as one of the great early prestige shows
00:11:10but again you wouldn't know the difference
00:11:12and even if it wasn't critically acclaimed you'd still be defending it like it was the greatest show of all time
00:11:17you're only using critical acclaim in this single instance to justify your opinion
00:11:21yeah i'm using facts to back up my opinion
00:11:25thus making it a fact
00:11:27we gotta change the fucking subject i have to stop talking to you
00:11:29we gotta fucking i'm supposed to come over here to relax after work
00:11:33what relax i thought you work from home now
00:11:36i do but it's still stressful
00:11:37how can that be stressful you don't have to deal with people's bullshit all day
00:11:41oh no i'm still dealing with people's fucking bullshit all day now i'm just
00:11:44limited in what i can do about it
00:11:46oh that's a shame
00:11:48isn't it still better though working from home
00:11:50yeah it's better it still sucks ass
00:11:53but it's better
00:11:55i've just been fucking really stressed out lately now what the fuck to do about it
00:11:58dude that reminds me a guy at work gave me some mushrooms
00:12:01you should totally do some with me
00:12:02i don't know man i've never done no fucking mushrooms
00:12:05perfect time to start
00:12:07no i don't think so
00:12:08oh i'm sorry you only take legal drugs
00:12:12it's not a matter of legality it's a matter of health and safety
00:12:15what fucking health and safety you drink beer you smoke weed you eat junk food all the time
00:12:20yeah but those things aren't gonna kill me tonight
00:12:23if you go drinking and driving okay yeah sure
00:12:26but if i go drinking and driving i made a choice the alcohol didn't kill me i killed me
00:12:30i'm not gonna put something in my body if i have no fucking clue what it's gonna do to me
00:12:33dude they're just mushrooms you'll be all right
00:12:35i know they're just mushrooms i've thought about taking mushrooms
00:12:39i'm still afraid of them
00:12:40it's nothing to be afraid of man you'll be all right
00:12:43yeah you say that but it's still fucking with your brain
00:12:46yeah but it's not like acid and you're not gonna freak out
00:12:51shit will get all wavy you'll lose track of time you'll laugh a lot
00:12:55it's kind of like smoking weed and you don't even got to start with a bunch at one time
00:12:59i'm just microdosing
00:13:00yeah i thought about that is that what you're doing
00:13:01is that what you're doing yeah that's what i'm doing first night though i eat like an entire eighth
00:13:06just had to make sure they're legit they're pretty legit oh they're legit they're not psilocybin
00:13:12though they're similar but there's something different all right well what kind of mushrooms
00:13:18are they i'll look them up oh i don't know what they're called but they're pretty much the same thing
00:13:23i don't even know what kind of fucking mushrooms they are i don't know man i'm not gonna
00:13:27we're just gonna with my anxiety no dude it'll actually help with their anxiety
00:13:31it's like a cure-all anxiety depression ptsd whatever you got it'll make that feel better
00:13:38if it was a cure-all everyone would be doing it dude everybody is doing it besides the
00:13:44pharmaceutical companies they want to keep this illegal keep selling you their drugs if it was a
00:13:50cure-all the pharmaceutical companies would be the ones selling it why would they want to market
00:13:53something that's actually going to make you feel better they want to keep you sick keep you addicted
00:13:58to their pills weed is still illegal but there's actually a synthetic weed they can get to prescribe
00:14:04nationwide called dronavenol this has no side effects there are no side effects because it's all
00:14:10natural all those pills they have side effects you know why to sell you more pills to sell you more
00:14:17fucking pills you take pills yeah i take pills regardless of what you say and certainly not because of it
00:14:34might be down to try the mushrooms fuck yeah you might be all right so i'm just gonna chop these bad
00:14:40boys up into tiny little chunks so what exactly is the dose hmm it's approximately that much one chunk
00:14:53oh yeah but how much is that it's a fucking chunk man it's a mushroom it's not going to be a meter dose
00:14:59well that's for inhalers so of course not look dude the whole point is you're taking a psychedelic mushroom
00:15:05consistently for a couple of weeks you're gonna start to feel like you have more energy you're
00:15:10feeling more positive you'll fucking shit better everything fucking colors will look brighter
00:15:17what about negative effects none i can judge of that
00:15:25how long do i have to take it let's take one every day consistently for a couple of weeks after that
00:15:32you should be pretty good for a while how long is a while why is everything so fucking vague
00:15:37because it's a fucking plant man it comes from the ground results may vary i'll probably just keep
00:15:43taking them as long as my guy can keep getting them is it safe to just take them non-stop i don't know
00:15:50but i take kratom every day adderall whatever's gonna get me going it's probably fine i don't really
00:15:57give a shit so what do i do just eat one yeah yeah you should eat one now take the rest home
00:16:03throw them in the freezer take one out and eat it every day i don't know man are they gross do you
00:16:14like mushrooms no yeah and they're fucking gross just chew it up real quick chuck a beer afterwards
00:16:25okay here we go diadio so manana hagga daga
00:16:31i bet you wake up tomorrow feeling fucking amazing see about that until then you want to drink some
00:16:53beer and watch some wrestling
00:17:04something new i drink my word
00:17:06beer to prove that i'm a fool
00:17:17I don't know.
00:17:47All right, let's go.
00:18:17Look at it, you're sitting there, eating that fucking branch.
00:18:31Hey, can't have outside food in here.
00:18:38It's not food.
00:18:41It's a fucking branch.
00:18:43Well, you're eating it, so what's food?
00:18:45I'm a quality cocksucker.
00:18:47This is all I can eat.
00:18:48Don't give me that shit.
00:18:50What's your milk drinking ass?
00:18:51We sell salads.
00:18:53First of all, I'm lactose intolerant, bitch.
00:18:57Second of all, fuck you.
00:19:01You know what?
00:19:02I'm gonna fake this shit.
00:19:03Ma'am, if you don't throw that branch back in the fucking forest where it belongs, I'm
00:19:07gonna have to ask you to leave.
00:19:08Excuse me?
00:19:10This branch is part of my culture.
00:19:13Are you fucking kidding me?
00:19:14Do you see me eating slop and rolling around and shit?
00:19:16I don't see it.
00:19:20But I sure as shit smell it.
00:19:23Bitch!
00:19:24Did you just call me a bitch?
00:19:26Hey, I'll cause him like I sees him.
00:19:28I'll tell you what.
00:19:30After I eat these leaves, I'll show this branch so far up your fucking ass you'll be having
00:19:34a luau tonight.
00:19:36See?
00:19:36Now it's fucked up.
00:19:37Now it's appropriation.
00:19:39You're threatening physical violence.
00:19:40It's a little aggressive for an uptight intellectual bitch.
00:19:42Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:19:45Nothing.
00:19:46She's so crazy.
00:19:47I don't know, man.
00:20:12I don't know.
00:21:12Sorry I'm late. I overslept.
00:21:27That's okay. It was just a couple minutes. Did you have a late night last night?
00:21:32I don't think so. Not really. Not that I can remember. I must have just been sleeping good or something.
00:21:38So what would you like to talk about today?
00:21:45I don't know. Nothing around my mind. I haven't really thought about it.
00:21:50Oh, well, I had a nightmare last night.
00:21:53Do you want to tell me about it?
00:21:55Yeah, it was nothing crazy. I just brushed my teeth and then when I turned to leave the bathroom, I ran into like this ghost thing or whatever.
00:22:05And then I woke up. And that was like right before I came over here.
00:22:10Have you ever had a dream about ghosts before?
00:22:12I don't think so. Not that I can remember. I don't really have nightmares though.
00:22:18And you haven't had any dreams in a long time, right?
00:22:20Yeah, no, not really.
00:22:22Have you cut back on your drinking?
00:22:24No, not really.
00:22:25So you were drinking last night?
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:27Well, why else do you think you would have had a dream? Or a nightmare?
00:22:34I don't know. I don't think I've done anything any different.
00:22:41Well.
00:22:43I mean, maybe.
00:22:47What?
00:22:47Well, for the past two days, I started, uh, microdosing some mushrooms.
00:23:04You've been taking psychedelic mushrooms the past two days?
00:23:07No.
00:23:09Yeah, okay. Yes, but just like little tiny pieces, just like one a day.
00:23:13Okay. Well, it is possible that this is stimulating something in your mind.
00:23:22Where did you get these mushrooms?
00:23:24From my brother. Do you think you should be taking them?
00:23:27I'm not going to tell you to take illegal drugs. I don't recommend it.
00:23:33But I do understand that there have been some studies on psychedelics that suggest that there are benefits for people with mental health issues.
00:23:43But I can't fully recommend you try anything like that without talking to your doctor first.
00:23:49Yeah, I know. I understand.
00:23:51Still going to try them.
00:23:52I mean, I don't think that was some kind of mushroom-induced nightmare or anything.
00:23:56I think I've just been eating and sleeping like shit.
00:23:59What do you hope to achieve by taking these mushrooms?
00:24:01Um, I guess I'm hoping that they're going to get rid of my anxiety or at least help with it.
00:24:15Just be careful.
00:24:17And be sure to reach out to me if the anxiety gets to be, you know, just too much to handle.
00:24:23How has your anxiety been, generally?
00:24:29I don't know. I mean, it was better, but not like 100% better, right?
00:24:33Like, I feel like I'm down significantly from my maximum stress level from a few months ago, but...
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:42Lately, I feel like I've been exhibiting all the symptoms of my depression and anxiety.
00:24:48Like, not eating well or sleeping.
00:24:51Everything's just kind of all fucked up.
00:24:54When was the last time you created anything?
00:24:58It's been a few weeks.
00:25:01Well, I'm not going to tell you to stop taking those mushrooms.
00:25:04But I do want you to cut back on your drinking.
00:25:06And I want you to try and create something this week.
00:25:08I think it will help you feel better.
00:25:11That's why I started taking the mushrooms.
00:25:12My brother was like, that's going to make you feel better.
00:25:14Okay, look.
00:25:15There's no cure-all.
00:25:17There's not one thing that makes everyone feel good.
00:25:20Exercise, meditation, healthy eating.
00:25:24And everyone needs a way to cope.
00:25:26Whether that's a hobby, or a vice, or whatever it is.
00:25:31I have plenty of those.
00:25:32You do.
00:25:34And I just wish you would use some of your more healthy ones when in times of increased stress.
00:25:39For more research, I would love to make me feel to stay in my life.
00:25:52I would love to give to you a better class.
00:25:52Let's make me feel better.
00:25:58Okay, look.
00:25:58All right, let's go.
00:26:28All right.
00:26:58All right.
00:27:28All right.
00:27:57Hey, what's up?
00:27:58Nothing.
00:27:59What are you doing?
00:28:01Painting.
00:28:02What's up?
00:28:03Nothing.
00:28:05You want to come over?
00:28:06Play some video games or something?
00:28:08Yeah, I guess.
00:28:10What time?
00:28:12I don't know, man.
00:28:13Whatever.
00:28:14I got nothing going on.
00:28:15Okay, yeah.
00:28:17Give me a few minutes.
00:28:18I'll head over.
00:28:18How long have you been out here?
00:28:39I don't know.
00:28:41Are you hungry?
00:28:46I'm not.
00:28:47Not hungry.
00:28:54Actually, I'm not really even sure what that is.
00:28:56It's an augmented reality.
00:28:59I don't know what that means.
00:29:01Okay.
00:29:02So like, you know what virtual reality is.
00:29:06Right.
00:29:06It's like a virtual reality.
00:29:09Well, it's an augmented reality.
00:29:11So like, you look through a camera lens and see the real world, but they'll change it or
00:29:16augment it in real time.
00:29:19It's mostly used for like mobile games or like furniture stores.
00:29:23So AR is something for furniture-based mobile games?
00:29:29No.
00:29:31Okay.
00:29:32So you hold up your camera and you like see everything in the room, right?
00:29:36And there's like a ghost there or something.
00:29:38All right.
00:29:39Never mind.
00:29:40Okay.
00:29:41So the couch.
00:29:42So you have a couch and you see it in the space and you can move the camera around and
00:29:46the couch will like stick to the 3D space if it's actually there.
00:29:49Okay.
00:29:50And that's what AR is.
00:29:51That's fucking dumb.
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:53Well, that's like not all I can do.
00:29:56Okay.
00:29:56So say we all wear AR glasses all the time, like AR goggles.
00:30:01Right.
00:30:02So then you'll create like your avatar, like the way you're going to look in the game or
00:30:06in the world or whatever.
00:30:07And your friends will all do it too.
00:30:09So then you could like meet up with your friends from like Argentina or Japan or whatever
00:30:12and you could talk to them and they'll be like they're sitting in the same room with
00:30:15you.
00:30:16Yeah.
00:30:17That's kind of cool, I guess.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:18And it's, you know, it's used for like virtual cafes and concerts, wrestling events,
00:30:23things like that, real life gaming, social networking, like that's what they consider
00:30:26the metaverse.
00:30:28All right.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:29No, that's kind of cool.
00:30:30Yeah.
00:30:31That's pretty cool.
00:30:31There's some shitty stuff that can happen there too.
00:30:33Like what?
00:30:34Well, I mean like other than the obvious.
00:30:37Yeah.
00:30:37Other than the obvious.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:39So say you're wearing your AR glasses all day or like walking on the street in the real
00:30:43world and like I'm offended by guns.
00:30:46I don't want to see gun stores.
00:30:48So anytime I walk by one, I'll change it to like a candy store or something.
00:30:52Or like turn abortion clinics into churches or something like that.
00:30:57Exactly.
00:30:57So anything that offends or you want to be shielded from, you can like narrow your view
00:31:03in that way.
00:31:05Wow.
00:31:05That's kind of already a problem though, isn't it?
00:31:07Exactly.
00:31:07And this will really just kind of exacerbate that whole echo chamber thing.
00:31:11Hmm.
00:31:12I'm not sure how I feel like that.
00:31:14Yeah, no shit.
00:31:14All right.
00:31:15Think about it this way.
00:31:15So like all these companies have like all your data and stuff, right?
00:31:18So imagine they just want to make an app that like puts all your public data out there.
00:31:22Nothing crazy.
00:31:23Just like your voting history, sexual orientation, things like that.
00:31:26Imagine having that shit floating above your head like it's a goddamn video game or something.
00:31:29Oh dude, people are going to be talking shit about my taste in music.
00:31:33Exactly.
00:31:34This makes it way easier to prejudge people.
00:31:38Fuck.
00:31:42This is why we have to do something.
00:31:44What do you mean?
00:31:46Oh no, I'm just, I mean like if humans don't slow down, they are going to be the death of
00:31:52themselves.
00:31:53I don't think there's a lot we can really do about it other than hope for the best.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:01Unfortunately, when left to their own devices, humans have not always turned to their brightest
00:32:05and best.
00:32:06You haven't made it this far.
00:32:09Yeah, I guess that's something.
00:32:11Again, not a lot we can really do about it.
00:32:13Yeah.
00:32:14Yeah, maybe.
00:32:16Maybe not.
00:32:17Oh, hey, speaking of which, how are the mushrooms treating you?
00:32:22All right, I guess.
00:32:22I mean, I don't really notice anything different.
00:32:24I'm not like sick or anything, but you know, I haven't noticed any significant changes.
00:32:31It's only been like, what, four days?
00:32:33Something like that.
00:32:35I think you'll be feeling it pretty soon.
00:32:37Okay, cool.
00:32:40But until then, you want to get smashed?
00:32:42Yeah, I mean, I think we'd probably do that.
00:32:43Yeah.
00:32:43I mean, I think we'd probably do that.
00:32:43Yeah.
00:32:44I mean, I think we'd probably do that.
00:32:45You know, I think we'd probably do that.
00:32:47Yeah.
00:32:48You know, I think we'd probably do that.
00:32:50Yeah.
00:32:50Yeah.
00:32:51Okay, let's go.
00:33:21All right.
00:33:51All right.
00:34:21All right.
00:34:51All right.
00:34:53Pugger!
00:34:55Pugger!
00:34:57Pugger!
00:34:59Oh man, that's real knee-slipper.
00:35:09It's not funny.
00:35:11Oh, fuck.
00:35:13How does that even work?
00:35:15Shut up.
00:35:16Would you just help me?
00:35:17Sure.
00:35:18Yeah.
00:35:19You want me to blow you?
00:35:20Oh, yeah.
00:35:21No.
00:35:22Seriously.
00:35:23Fuck.
00:35:24Was it a woman?
00:35:25Oh, fuck.
00:35:26Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:35:27Oh, oh.
00:35:28Pork, will you stop messing around and go in the closet and get my fucking pump?
00:35:32You have a pump?
00:35:36Oh, my God.
00:35:37Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:35:38Pork, I swear to fucking God, if I go flat, I fucking die.
00:35:41Are you serious?
00:35:42Do you really want to find out?
00:35:43I don't know.
00:35:44Maybe.
00:35:45You should have come to hell.
00:35:47You should have through a second time.
00:35:48If you're sleeping, you're throwing your shoes so hard.
00:35:50Little than me.
00:35:51You would love to go flat over here, like remove you fromo frog and minis.
00:35:53I feel that you might be in trouble with my form.
00:35:54Like ..
00:35:56I'm really sorry.
00:35:58Yes, to me.
00:35:59Where do you want to exertime a nerveaser?
00:36:01I don't know.
00:36:31I don't know.
00:36:46Eat it.
00:36:55Fucking eat it.
00:36:57Might as well.
00:37:01Be careful.
00:37:13Why?
00:37:15Because it's not too late.
00:37:29Too late for what?
00:37:31To stop them.
00:37:33So who from what?
00:37:35To stop them from what?
00:37:37To stop them from what?
00:37:39Do I see?
00:37:41I'll see you in the middle of the door.
00:37:43So who will do this?
00:37:45Yeah.
00:37:47I'm sorry.
00:37:49so
00:38:19I'm going to put it in a little bit, but I'm going to put it in a little bit, but I'm going to put it in a little bit.
00:40:49Hey, Ig.
00:40:56Just calling to see what's going on, man.
00:40:59I know you're off today, so give me a call.
00:41:01Later.
00:41:01Hey, what's up?
00:41:19Just giving me a call back.
00:41:20All right.
00:41:21Coming back.
00:41:21Later.
00:41:21Here we go.
00:41:39Here we go.
00:41:43Hey, what's up?
00:42:13Hey, what's going on?
00:42:15Nothing. You call me, what's up?
00:42:17Oh, you call me. What's going on?
00:42:20No, nothing. I'm just calling back. I didn't have my phone with me.
00:42:24Okay, well, what's going on?
00:42:26Nothing. I was just painting. What's up?
00:42:30I'm actually driving. Hey, I'm close by. Want to pick you up? I gotta do a couple things.
00:42:36Yeah, sure, I guess.
00:42:38So you feeling it yet? I don't know. I mean, I guess.
00:42:41Like, today I feel great. I ain't even fucking smoking. I feel like a fucking million bucks.
00:42:46Yeah, man. After the first few days, it really starts to work its magic.
00:42:51I feel like a whole new guy.
00:42:54Everything weird happened.
00:42:57Like what?
00:42:58I don't know, like any weird dreams.
00:43:01Weird dreams? No.
00:43:03My sleep is usually pretty fucked up anyway.
00:43:06Insomnia.
00:43:07Sleep apnea.
00:43:09Sleep paralysis.
00:43:11But the past few days have been amazing.
00:43:13I didn't even drink last night.
00:43:15Damn.
00:43:16It's awesome.
00:43:18Why, you been having weird dreams or something?
00:43:22Yeah, I mean, I guess.
00:43:24They're just dreams.
00:43:26It's only weird because I haven't dreamt in a long time, you know?
00:43:29But, uh, I don't know. Maybe I've also been here and stuff?
00:43:35Hmm. That could be normal.
00:43:38I mean, you've never taken mushrooms before, right?
00:43:40Probably just getting some, uh, some fringe hallucinatory effects, you know?
00:43:44But what are we talking about here?
00:43:47An indiscernible rustling?
00:43:49A beep?
00:43:51Voices?
00:43:53I don't know, not voices, but like, yeah, I don't know, man.
00:43:56Like I'll hear something in the other room.
00:43:59Or like maybe I'll feel like there's somebody in the room.
00:44:02Oh, that definitely sounds normal, man.
00:44:04It's like being high as fuck.
00:44:06Yeah, I know, but I don't feel high.
00:44:09It's different.
00:44:11It's supposed to be different, you know?
00:44:13I wouldn't worry about it until there's something to worry about.
00:44:16And right now, I don't think you have anything to worry about.
00:44:20Are you about to tell me to trust the mushrooms?
00:44:22No, but that's actually good advice.
00:44:25Alright, give me a minute.
00:44:27I gotta ship a couple things.
00:44:50Augh!
00:44:51Really, man?
00:44:52I wasn't even there that long.
00:44:53You wanna get some coffee or something?
00:44:54Yeah, that sounds good.
00:44:55Thanks, man.
00:44:56What else you got going on?
00:44:57Nothing, really.
00:44:58I was actually supposed to swing by my buddy's house and pick something up.
00:45:01Really, man? I wasn't even there that long.
00:45:04You wanna get some coffee or something?
00:45:06Yeah, that sounds good.
00:45:08Thanks, man. What else you got going on?
00:45:10Nothing, really.
00:45:11I was actually supposed to swing by my buddy's house and pick something up,
00:45:14but he just texted me and said he's not home or something. I don't know.
00:45:17You wanna get fucked up?
00:45:19You know I do. I really do.
00:45:21But, um, I don't know, I feel good for once.
00:45:24Maybe I should go into my work week without a hangover.
00:45:26See if the mushrooms really do solve all my fucking problems.
00:45:29Mmm. It's probably a good idea.
00:45:32Let the mushrooms proceed unfettered.
00:45:35I mean, I'll probably get high and have a couple beers.
00:45:37That's not a big deal.
00:45:41You don't think it's gonna get any worse, do you?
00:45:43What?
00:45:44Like the dreams and stuff?
00:45:46Nah, man. If anything, it's gonna get better.
00:45:49Much, much better.
00:45:55That guy at work, the one who gave him to you, did he take him?
00:45:58Mmm, that's a good question.
00:46:01You know what? Just give it like three more days.
00:46:04I think you're right there.
00:46:06Right where?
00:46:07Right on the precipice.
00:46:09The precipice of what?
00:46:11Of becoming and being.
00:46:16That.
00:46:17That's being.
00:46:18That's being.
00:46:19What is still being.
00:47:51Okay. Now, I see how you might take this the wrong way.
00:47:54It's a fucking picture of me!
00:47:56Well, yeah, but it's not what it looks like.
00:47:57It looks like you want to sell me to some motherfucker on the internet.
00:48:00Okay, well, then, yeah, that's exactly what it looks like.
00:48:05Now, come here.
00:48:06I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:48:21I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:48:51I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:49:21I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:49:51Yeah, Larry, that's fine.
00:49:55I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:49:57I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:49:59I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:50:00I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:50:02I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:50:04I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:50:06I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:50:08I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:50:10I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:50:12I don't know how to do it.
00:53:42Can I help you?
00:53:52I certainly hope so.
00:53:53I've traveled an awful long way to see you.
00:53:56Oh yeah?
00:53:56And why is that?
00:53:58You don't recognize me.
00:54:00No.
00:54:00Should I?
00:54:02I'm Agent Green.
00:54:05But I guess if you weren't expecting me...
00:54:08No.
00:54:09I wasn't expecting you.
00:54:10I don't know who the fuck you are.
00:54:11What do you want?
00:54:13You don't have a message for me.
00:54:16Okay.
00:54:16It's time for you to go.
00:54:17I'm so sorry to have bothered you.
00:54:20I'm sure you're a busy man.
00:54:25A well-oiled machine like yourself.
00:54:32What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
00:54:34Can I ask just one question before I go?
00:54:37Sure what?
00:54:37Are you in control?
00:54:41What?
00:54:44You should take my card.
00:54:46You should take my card.
00:54:46So what would you like to talk about today?
00:55:12I guess the mushrooms.
00:55:13You're still taking them?
00:55:15Have you had any more strange dreams?
00:55:19Yeah.
00:55:21Would you like to tell me about them?
00:55:23No.
00:55:26That's okay.
00:55:27You don't have to tell me about them.
00:55:31Can you tell me why you don't want to tell me about them?
00:55:36They're too real.
00:55:39How do you know you're dreaming?
00:55:42I wake up.
00:55:43So they're pretty vivid dreams, huh?
00:55:47Incredibly vivid.
00:55:49And like...
00:55:52I don't know, maybe sometimes I wake up and I don't even realize I'd fallen asleep.
00:55:56What do you mean?
00:55:57Do you lose time?
00:55:58I don't know if I lost time, but...
00:55:59It's like when you wake up from an unexpected nap, completely disoriented.
00:56:04You don't know where you are or what time it is.
00:56:06And then you start to remember.
00:56:10It's kind of been like that.
00:56:12And then with the dreams being so vivid, it's just been scary.
00:56:16I want you to do two things.
00:56:23Okay.
00:56:24What do I have to do?
00:56:25First, I want you to stop taking the mushrooms.
00:56:28See if the nightmares clear up.
00:56:31Okay.
00:56:33I think I can do that.
00:56:34And then I want you to...
00:56:36write a note in your phone.
00:56:39Write in it every two hours.
00:56:41Just set an alarm for every two hours.
00:56:43And then add to the note.
00:56:44And then if you wake up and you don't know where you are,
00:56:46you just check the time and see if you made all your checks.
00:56:50Okay.
00:56:51I think I can do that.
00:56:56I do want to talk to you about the dreams a little bit.
00:57:04Okay.
00:57:05I'll try.
00:57:07Have you been confronted with yourself in any of these dreams?
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:13How'd you know that?
00:57:14Are you familiar with Young's theory of the shadow self?
00:57:19No.
00:57:20Well, his theory is that the negative parts of our personality that we don't want to see,
00:57:26we shove them down into our subconscious, into the most primal parts of our brain.
00:57:31So our fears, our anxieties, dark fantasies, greed,
00:57:37anything that we might see as negative in another person.
00:57:40Only if we don't confront these feelings, we run the risk of falling victim to them.
00:57:46So the idea is that we need to integrate these negative parts of our personalities into ourselves
00:57:51and accept that anger, sadness, fear, anxiety, these are all natural feelings.
00:57:59And once we learn to do that, we can address what's causing these problems
00:58:02rather than feeling guilty about having the feelings in the first place.
00:58:06So you think it's possible that these dreams are a manifestation of my shadow self because I'm not dealing with my anxiety?
00:58:18I'm saying that's a possibility, yeah.
00:58:20Well, you can also start to write a dream diary and we can talk about it in your next session.
00:58:28Or not.
00:58:32I can tell these haven't been pleasant experiences for you and I don't want to make you relive them if you don't have to.
00:58:38But they're only dreams.
00:58:40And even if they are hallucinations, and I understand that those can be very frightening,
00:58:46but when you understand that these feelings and these images are only in your mind,
00:58:50you can confront them the same way you can learn to confront your anxiety.
00:58:54You tell yourself, yes, I am feeling anxious.
00:58:58Yes, I am feeling scared.
00:59:00And that's okay.
00:59:02It's okay to have these feelings.
00:59:04They will pass.
00:59:05Our bodies have these triggers for a reason.
00:59:09And when we learn to accept the symptoms,
00:59:12you can address what causes them and you can tell yourself,
00:59:16these things aren't going to hurt you.
00:59:18You aren't in immediate danger.
00:59:22And you can start to live with the anxiety and hopefully the nightmares will go away as well.
00:59:29Well, that all sounds great in theory.
00:59:30I understand it sounds like a lot of homework and you don't have to do it all at once.
00:59:38First, I just want you to stop taking the mushrooms.
00:59:41Do you think you can at least do that?
00:59:44I think I could probably do that.
00:59:45It's fine.
01:00:08All right.
01:00:10you know you can get the door yeah you know you can get the door yeah but i'm doing something
01:00:30oh and i'm not you're watching tv and you're right by the door i'm watching a movie and so what
01:00:36it's not for me anyway well i can see they didn't order food so you know it's not for you
01:00:39exactly do you have a moment to talk about corn god i don't he's not any worse for you than normal god
01:00:53sorry i gotta go just because faith in him is processed differently doesn't mean your soul
01:01:00reacts any differently to him no thanks man
01:01:03told you was it for me i don't even like corn yes you do yeah i do fat fuck man that agent green
01:01:15sure is a well-held machine he likes to keep his chassis clean it's a clean machine yeah that's what i read
01:01:23do you think he's ready it's our job to make him ready
01:01:31the cage and celebration that amorphous had just begun
01:01:43we are alive
01:01:47born in the dark
01:01:55heard rumors of the so-called son
01:01:57and of its light
01:02:01oh
01:02:11oh
01:02:12oh
01:02:13oh
01:02:15oh
01:02:17oh
01:02:28hey buddy what the fuck are you well I'm a teratoma like a tumor with hair and teeth yeah
01:02:50and eyes and a mouth and vocal cords come on that's fucking ludicrous
01:02:55then what am I well you can't be real this you're either a dream or hallucination so
01:03:04you think this is a dream would have to be okay then change something all right like
01:03:10what I don't know make me go away okay I don't believe in you you're just a
01:03:18fucking figment of my imagination go away am I still here yeah why won't you believe me
01:03:30because you're a figment of my imagination okay fine you're a tumor
01:03:34why are you sending it are you an old twin that I absorbed
01:03:40let's say I'm not what I say I am then what am I I don't know some kind of
01:03:46mix of like a distorted view of myself and like a depiction of my messed up guts and
01:03:56stuff because how shitty I eat okay so you think I'm some sort of manifestation of your
01:04:02poor health in a dream or a hallucination yeah yeah I think that's probably what you are
01:04:10why what do you think you are why would you ask me what information could I possibly have
01:04:24if I'm just a figment of your imagination okay well let's say you're not a figment of my
01:04:33imagination what would you think you are if I wasn't a figment of your imagination well
01:04:40well I don't know I guess I could be a lot of things like you said I could be a manifestation
01:04:46of your stress and anxiety mounting health problems it's possible
01:04:51I could be an alien spore growing inside of you that you pulled out like an invasion
01:04:56of the body snatchers type thing yeah is that what you think you are no then what do you think
01:05:04you are I don't know I just know you pulled me out of your fucking head and here I am so I might
01:05:11be a dream or a hallucination from the mushrooms from your poor health lack of fresh air all the
01:05:17pollutants and toxins in the air so what are you implying that since I've been working at home
01:05:22all this fucking time there's chemicals in here that are making me sick is that what you're saying
01:05:25no I'm not saying that I'm just saying don't blame the mushrooms I'm just saying there are other
01:05:32things that might possibly be in play I think that's a fucking stretch maybe yeah did you know
01:05:39that acetone can erase your memory did you know that no like when people have paint well imagine
01:05:47inhaling that same stuff little by little over a long period of time imagine the long-term effects
01:05:54which what are you saying that you're some kind of acetone hallucination no I'm not saying that I'm
01:06:00not saying that at all I'm just saying ask hell ask Ivan did they have these fucked up dreams when
01:06:07they took the mushrooms well so what just because nothing happened to them doesn't mean shit what
01:06:11about bad trips what if I have some kind of undiagnosed mental disorder you know maybe I'm bipolar or
01:06:15maybe I have early signs of schizophrenia there you go why are you blaming it on the mushrooms when you
01:06:20have schizophrenia I'm not saying I have schizophrenia I'm just saying different things affect people
01:06:26differently so don't say it's not the fucking mushrooms okay you know I could find out just stop
01:06:30taking them okay is that what you're gonna do I don't know first I have to wake up from this
01:06:37fucking dream okay I tell you what why don't you just leave this bathroom and see if it's a dream
01:06:45just go about your day and see if I'm real you tell me when you wake up yeah that is what I'm gonna do
01:06:52don't try to fucking scare me I'm gonna wake up as soon as I walk out of this fucking bathroom
01:06:57I'm gonna walk out of here some other kind of weird shit's gonna fucking happen see you are a fucking
01:07:03dream trying to give me the fucking runaround don't scare me
01:07:27you
01:07:33you
01:07:35me
01:07:36even
01:07:38to
01:07:39ム
01:07:40you
01:07:42it
01:07:43you
01:08:15Hey, what's up?
01:08:26Nothing. It's been a couple days. What's going on?
01:08:33Does everything look drawn to you?
01:08:36What?
01:08:38Nothing.
01:08:41So what's up, man? You been all fucked up or what?
01:08:44Yeah.
01:08:45Fucked up how?
01:08:46Like going out of my mind.
01:08:49Are your dreams creeping into your waking life?
01:08:52Yeah. Is that supposed to happen?
01:08:55I don't know about supposed to, but yeah. It happened with me the first few days.
01:08:59Why would you say there's no side effects?
01:09:01Because I wouldn't call that a side effect. That's more like the primary effect.
01:09:06You said nothing fucking weird happened to you.
01:09:08I didn't want to scare you.
01:09:10I thought if I was microdosing them I wasn't supposed to feel any of the hallucinogenic effects.
01:09:14I didn't say that.
01:09:15Yeah, but everything I've read...
01:09:16Yeah, but everything you've read has been about psilocybin.
01:09:19You said these are pretty much the same thing.
01:09:21Yeah, basically. I mean, they're both hallucinogenic mushrooms so technically that is true.
01:09:27Well fuck you, man. I'm not taking them anymore.
01:09:29It'll pass.
01:09:30No, fuck that. Kel said the same thing.
01:09:32Ah, yes. Kel.
01:09:35Yeah, he took them too. And he didn't warn me either.
01:09:38Because there's nothing to warn you about. You're not going insane.
01:09:42As a matter of fact, I think you're going to find that you are considerably more sane after this ordeal.
01:09:47So you're still taking the mushrooms?
01:09:49Me? No. No, I don't need them anymore. I feel great without them.
01:09:53And you're not hallucinating right now.
01:09:55Dude, my mind is as clear as it's ever been.
01:09:58You know, there's a joke to be made there. But regardless, I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:10:03Think about it this way. Let me tell you what you're experiencing.
01:10:07When you sleep, your brain is running through all this shit that happened to you throughout the day, right?
01:10:12Your dreams kind of filter that stuff.
01:10:14Help you work through traumatic events, fears, things like that.
01:10:17But what's happening here is you're actually being confronted with your dreams and your waking life.
01:10:23And yeah, it's vivid, it's intense, but it's still just a dream.
01:10:28Think about yogis and Taoist monks that meditate and transcend consciousness.
01:10:34They're reaching a level of focus and concentration that's akin to sleep.
01:10:38They're entering a dream state while awake.
01:10:41You're basically receiving supercharged enlightenment.
01:10:45And yeah, I understand how that can be scary, but you just gotta keep it in perspective.
01:10:52It's all on your mind. It's not real.
01:10:56It's too real. I'm not ready for fucking enlightenment.
01:11:00Hey, if you are, what are you gonna do?
01:11:03How long will they be in my system?
01:11:06I don't know, but I'm telling you, you're almost there.
01:11:11I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:11:13Do you want my advice?
01:11:15Not really.
01:11:33Can you help me?
01:11:59Can you help me?
01:12:29Can you help me?
01:12:52Is it done?
01:12:57Excuse me?
01:12:59Do you remember me?
01:13:01Yeah, you're that weird fucking guy.
01:13:03Get the fuck away from me.
01:13:07WER-138.
01:13:09CRM-114.
01:13:11Listen, man, I don't know who the fuck you are,
01:13:13and I don't know who the fuck you want.
01:13:15But if you say one more stupid fucking code,
01:13:17I'm gonna punch you in the other eye.
01:13:19There he is.
01:13:23There's that figure.
01:13:25Listen, man,
01:13:27if you don't fucking leave,
01:13:29I'm gonna make you leave.
01:13:37As you wish.
01:13:41Oh, yeah, and by the way...
01:13:55It's not real.
01:14:03It's not real.
01:14:07It's not real.
01:14:11What's not real?
01:14:13You.
01:14:15You're not real.
01:14:17Did you ever wake up?
01:14:19No.
01:14:20See, that's because you were never asleep.
01:14:22Or, well,
01:14:23you're currently experiencing an irregular sleep pattern.
01:14:27That's kinda what my brother said.
01:14:29Well, he's right.
01:14:31Great.
01:14:33So when is that gonna stop?
01:14:35When I learn to embrace my shadow self
01:14:37and reach enlightenment?
01:14:39What?
01:14:41My brother said the mushrooms are basically supercharging my subconscious
01:14:45and bringing me face to face with my anxieties.
01:14:49Is that what he said?
01:14:53That's...
01:14:55interesting.
01:14:57You don't think that's what's happening?
01:14:59I shouldn't be saying this.
01:15:02But it's the mushrooms.
01:15:05They're not right.
01:15:06The spores have started to fester in your brain.
01:15:10What?
01:15:12They've started growing and burrowing into your temporal parietal junction.
01:15:15You're stuck between your sleep cycles to a point where you don't even notice when you're falling asleep and waking up.
01:15:20I bet you haven't even realized how much time you've lost.
01:15:23I'm surprised you're not in a crippling state of dread and confusion.
01:15:26I am.
01:15:27I'm just trying to convince myself that it's all in my mind and that it's gonna go away.
01:15:33Well, it is in your mind, but it's not going to go away.
01:15:38Why should I suddenly believe anything that you're saying?
01:15:41Because I came from your brain.
01:15:44And that's what I think is going on in there.
01:15:47Well, then why didn't you say any of this before?
01:15:49I had time to think about it after we talked.
01:15:51So if all this is caused by the fungus, then what are you?
01:15:54I think I'm you.
01:15:58Maybe what's left of you.
01:16:00So what now?
01:16:02I don't know.
01:16:03I think we just gotta face what's coming.
01:16:04What do you think that is?
01:16:05I think you need to go down the hall.
01:16:09And find out.
01:16:10I think you need to go down the hall.
01:16:11And find out.
01:16:12I think you need to go down the hall.
01:16:13And find out.
01:16:18And find out.
01:16:19Is it.
01:16:20Spiritual medicine.
01:16:21That is not true.
01:16:22What do you want to say?
01:16:23Oh, no.
01:16:24I didn't say that I'm definitely anything either.
01:16:25I shouldn't say that I'm definitely anything either.
01:16:26Well, what am I supposed to do?
01:16:27I don't know, man.
01:16:28I think we just gotta face what's coming.
01:16:30What do you think that is?
01:16:31I think you need to go down the hall.
01:16:34And find out.
01:16:35Hot.
01:17:07Okay, this is a pretty good one.
01:17:28Welcome to Cop Stop Donut Shop, where the cops come to shop and the donuts never stop.
01:17:32How can I help you?
01:17:33Hey, isn't this that dumb bald motherfucker's always watching us?
01:17:40What?
01:17:41Hey, yeah.
01:17:42I guess it is.
01:17:43What do you know?
01:17:44Am I in the cartoon?
01:17:46What the fuck you talking about?
01:17:48Like, did I somehow get sucked into the Porker and Roundy show?
01:17:53Um, Mr. D?
01:17:56What the fuck is it?
01:17:57That weird ass homeless guy is always staring at us and talking all funny.
01:18:01Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
01:18:04No.
01:18:05This isn't real.
01:18:06This is just a cartoon.
01:18:07I'm not supposed to be here.
01:18:08This is just a dream.
01:18:09If you know it's a dream, then why don't you change something?
01:18:12Like what?
01:18:13Anything.
01:18:14Stop Mr. Destructor Populous from blasting your ass.
01:18:17Okay.
01:18:20Did it work?
01:18:22Nope.
01:18:27How are you feeling?
01:18:28That's a difficult question to answer.
01:18:30Have you stopped taking the mushrooms?
01:18:32Yes.
01:18:33I think it was too late.
01:18:35What do you mean by that?
01:18:37Yeah.
01:18:38What do you mean by that?
01:18:39Who let you out the house?
01:18:40What was that?
01:18:42What?
01:18:43You said something.
01:18:44What?
01:18:45You said something.
01:18:46I think I'm okay.
01:18:47What?
01:18:48I think I'm okay.
01:18:49You think you're okay?
01:18:51Yeah.
01:18:52Have you tried looking in the mirror?
01:19:12You'll see what the« acquiesce»…
01:19:13You don't think you're hurt?
01:19:15Ah!
01:19:16Go released…
01:19:17No, come on.
01:19:19Any version?
01:19:20No, no, no…
01:19:21Do you think you're now?
01:19:22What about...
01:19:23Oh!
01:19:26Boys' names on this book,
01:19:28Be sure toabilize your love and from his volunteer one!
01:19:29Raising its hand…