00:00a missed p-a-t kickers kickers suck such dorks imagine that imagine the game having to come
00:09down if you're an atlanta falcon football player not a kicker a football player and and you
00:14actually go out there and you play for 60 minutes and you put your your body on the line
00:21you physically sacrifice in all of your training to go out and play a football game and then you've
00:26got this dweeb who comes off the sideline to kick his little football and he blows your whole day
00:31for you first of all his first name is parker can you imagine that imagine you can just imagine any
00:35job in which you do your job all day long and then they just pull some guy cold off the bench
00:41no matter what it is you do for work some guy that has a job that's pretty much entirely different
00:47from the job you just did for like this is for like 95 of the day this is so true you know if
00:54you're out there on a construction site right and you're out there you know building something
00:59or you're you know excavating and you're you're out there right now and you're on the job site and
01:04you're working hard all day and you're like damn we're nailing it today we're doing a great job here
01:09we're up against it and we're doing a good job and then they like bring in the secretary to finish it
01:15off the guy who puts cones down yeah yeah the cone guy and they say you know what the back of the
01:19truck throw him the keys and let him run the backhoe for a few minutes and what does he do
01:24the whole hole caves in and he goes in with it and you're like i've got to let this guy ruin all the
01:29work i just put in today that's where kickers are in the nfl i just let it out they're wrong for the
01:35sport they are wrong they've they've never been more wrong for this sport and that's why i can't
01:41stand them anymore i love and i'm out on this and if i were a falcons player i'd be throwing my helmet
01:45too i can't say why do we subject ourselves to the kicks in this sport it's it's kind of not right
01:52because he's a teammate and you got to deal with him and it's a long year and this is the way like
01:56you know you look at poor golf at the beginning of the year i don't like him i don't like him
02:00he's getting better i know he is but i don't like him he's been great but it's the impression that the
02:06kicker makes it's like and i told you the story about matt bar and i love matt bar i said you're
02:11changing your face mask i can't hold for you i'll punch you in the face because you look like
02:16an effing dork and there they are with their little pants above their knees no pads in front
02:20because they get because you know your leg flexibility and you got your little your
02:24little pants and shoes on your ballet shoes with spikes because you got to feel the football on the
02:29top of your foot it's it's everything that's wrong with the sport the kicker like it's it's and i
02:35know they have to be money and adam vinitary is a hall of famers he should be in the hall of
02:39you could be a chef with a michelin star making the meal in the kitchen and you're like you know
02:44what let's bring the valet in to do the finishing touches on him puts a salty why are we doing that
02:50why
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