A divorced social worker embarks on an unexpected Christmas Eve adventure with his daughter during a ride-along. This heartwarming holiday film captures the spirit of the season and the importance of family connections. Discover a festive story perfect for the whole family.
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00:01:30Simple request.
00:01:30Oh!
00:01:30What do you want for Christmas, Pally?
00:01:33I already sent you a letter to the North Pole.
00:01:36I'm a little behind on my letter reading.
00:01:38So, what'll it be?
00:01:40I want my parents to not fight.
00:01:41Can you do that, Santa?
00:01:43I don't know.
00:01:44Maybe.
00:01:45My dad wants collapsible fishing rod.
00:01:47He loves to fish.
00:01:49So, if he could bring him the rod and he thinks it's for my ma, well, that'll solve everything.
00:01:55Is that your ma over there?
00:01:57Yeah, that's her.
00:01:57She looks a little sad because my dad's been gone for a few days.
00:02:02So, Santa, can you do that?
00:02:05Where you live?
00:02:06I thought it was a little weird that Santa asked where I live.
00:02:11But look, the guy has so much to worry about on Christmas.
00:02:15Things were going exactly the way I wanted them to.
00:02:17My dad had come off his business trip and made it home just in time for Christmas.
00:02:21It's all this.
00:02:23Eddie asked if we could have a proper Christmas.
00:02:27It's beautiful.
00:02:27My family was finally together for Christmas.
00:02:31First time in forever.
00:02:34Yeah.
00:02:35Been a long time.
00:02:38So we can make it all nice for Santa.
00:02:40Right, Dad?
00:02:44Yeah.
00:02:45Because we want to make it nice for Santa, son.
00:02:47Little old me had high hopes for that night.
00:02:50I mean, if you can't count on Santa Claus, who can you really count on?
00:02:53So I bet on old Saint Nick.
00:03:02And for a moment, I thought I rolled sevens.
00:03:05Hey!
00:03:06You stealing our stuff?
00:03:07But instead, I crapped out.
00:03:13No, Dad, no!
00:03:14But nope.
00:03:15He's come to hell!
00:03:16It wasn't Santa at all.
00:03:18It was just that mall dude in a rented suit there to take instead of give.
00:03:22While my pops was decking Santa's halls.
00:03:26Because of him, that was the last Christmas we ever spent together as a family.
00:03:32That's when I learned not to count on Christmas.
00:03:35Oh, yeah.
00:03:35And by the way, if he ever asks, don't give Santa your home address.
00:03:39All right, fellas.
00:03:41Let's have a look.
00:03:42Are you kidding me?
00:04:08Every station?
00:04:08Come on.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:12Well, hello, baby girl.
00:04:17How are you today?
00:04:19So good.
00:04:20Because it's Christmas Eve.
00:04:22Oh, yeah, that.
00:04:23It's so dumb how you don't like Christmas.
00:04:25Now, come on.
00:04:26You know I like it just fine.
00:04:27I just don't like the music and the decorations and the ornaments and the lights and the trees
00:04:31and the cookies and all the excessive shopping.
00:04:33That's all.
00:04:34You're a dodo.
00:04:35Are you going to come by later?
00:04:36Of course I'm going to come by later.
00:04:38I wouldn't miss it for the world.
00:04:40But hey, baby girl, I got another call coming in.
00:04:42Okay.
00:04:42Then I'll see you later.
00:04:44Bye, Grumpus.
00:04:45Bye.
00:04:47Moke, what up?
00:04:48Hey, Merry Christmas from Atlanta PD.
00:04:50We need our favorite crisis counselor.
00:04:52Can you get down to the art center right away?
00:04:54Yep.
00:04:54I got you.
00:04:55I'm on the way.
00:04:55I'm on the way.
00:04:56I'm on the way.
00:04:57I'm on the way.
00:04:58I'm on the way.
00:05:14Moke, talk to me.
00:05:15What's going on?
00:05:16Check it out.
00:05:18Do I even want to know what he's doing up there?
00:05:21Did you get a name?
00:05:22Nope.
00:05:23You can take the ladder up.
00:05:25Nah, I got this.
00:05:29I'll tell you when to send it up for us, all right?
00:05:30Hey, good day to you.
00:05:46It's a nice beard, man.
00:05:47I've been trying to grow mine out like that.
00:05:49It just doesn't work for some reason.
00:05:51How you doing?
00:05:52You got a name?
00:05:53I'm Luther.
00:05:55Luther.
00:05:55Luther, I'm Eddie, and it's a pleasure to meet you.
00:05:58You police, Eddie?
00:05:59No.
00:06:00No, no, no.
00:06:00I'm a clinician.
00:06:02Social worker.
00:06:04I work with the police.
00:06:05I help people that might be in a little bit of trouble, but not the police-needing kind
00:06:09of trouble.
00:06:10So tell me, Luther, what are you doing up here?
00:06:12I just want to be up here on my own.
00:06:14Okay, I get that.
00:06:16But let me tell you something, Luther.
00:06:17My job, okay?
00:06:19The most important part of my job is to never let someone who feels sad and alone keep on
00:06:25feeling sad and alone.
00:06:27Yeah, well, I do feel sad and alone today.
00:06:31Yeah, Christmas can be tough.
00:06:34That's right.
00:06:35You got good Christmases growing up?
00:06:38They were the best.
00:06:40Did your mom do the cooking?
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:42My mom made the biggest darn roast that you've ever seen.
00:06:45Yeah, mine did too, man.
00:06:46Did the meat fall off the bone?
00:06:48Straight off.
00:06:49What about the baby carrots?
00:06:50And molasses.
00:06:51Of course.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53And red potatoes.
00:06:54Red potatoes.
00:06:55I love red potatoes.
00:06:56Skin on or skin off?
00:06:57Skin on.
00:06:58What, you take me as a savage, Luther?
00:06:59Come on, man.
00:07:01You got a sense of humor, my man.
00:07:03What do you say we head on down from here, huh?
00:07:05I'll get you a bed at Moonlight Mission, okay?
00:07:07Maybe Christmas doesn't have to be so tricky.
00:07:10You believe that?
00:07:12I believe in baby carrots and red potatoes with the skin on.
00:07:20All right.
00:07:20All right.
00:07:22Hey, everybody.
00:07:27This is Luther.
00:07:29I was thinking about heading on down to the Moonlight Mission.
00:07:31So let's send Doc Frawley by and take a look at him.
00:07:33You know what?
00:07:34Call our girl Naomi over there at Finnegan's Chop House, too.
00:07:37Tell him we'll need a few slices of their finest roast with all the fixings, right?
00:07:44My man.
00:07:44I'll be by tomorrow to check on him, okay?
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:51All right.
00:07:51And you have a very merry Christmas, Eddie.
00:07:54I don't know what that is, but it sounds awful.
00:07:59Woo!
00:07:59Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here.
00:08:04Y'all gonna make me lose my cool up in here, up in here.
00:08:06That's more light.
00:08:07Up in here, up in here, up in here, up in here, up in here, up in here.
00:08:14With Christmas Eve just hours away, Congressman Conrad Harf attends the lighting of the tree
00:08:19here in Lakewood, just outside the Atlanta Moonlight Mission, which provides transitional
00:08:24housing and direct care to homeless men and women.
00:08:27Hey, Luther, my man.
00:08:30Come on, get you that roast.
00:08:32A Christmas tree is like a pair of warm, open hands welcoming all to the season of love
00:08:40and sharing.
00:08:41For me, the true wonder of Christmas Eve is how it makes each of us, no matter our
00:08:48age, feel like little children.
00:08:51We are all one big family of man, and the very best gift we can give is to help those
00:08:58who have the least.
00:09:01I mean that.
00:09:06Get it.
00:09:07You guys get it.
00:09:08Always remember to be there for your family, Atlanta.
00:09:12That was Congressman Conrad Harf giving that inspiring and thoughtful speech.
00:09:16Hey.
00:09:19Hi.
00:09:20Oh, you look so shocked.
00:09:22Were you seeing ghosts from your past, present, and future?
00:09:25Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:09:27Very funny.
00:09:28Hey, baby girl.
00:09:29Hi, Dad.
00:09:30We brought you Christmas dinner.
00:09:33Wow.
00:09:34You are dressed up in red and green.
00:09:37It's in case you bring me somewhere special later.
00:09:39I have to look the part.
00:09:40Take this for me.
00:09:42Hold it up.
00:09:43Okay.
00:09:43What's this about?
00:09:47This is about me having a high degree of confidence that you are not going to come by tonight.
00:09:52And I didn't want you to disappoint our child on Christmas Eve.
00:09:55Okay, so let me ask you this.
00:09:56What's the point of us going to therapy if you're not going to let me try and prove to
00:10:00you that it's working?
00:10:01Oh, Eddie, I was just giving you a head start.
00:10:05The ham is the kind you like.
00:10:07With the pineapple loops in it?
00:10:08Mmm, and that brown sugar glaze.
00:10:12You know what?
00:10:13Forget about the therapy.
00:10:14Why don't we just go dancing tonight?
00:10:17Mmm.
00:10:19As tempting as that sounds.
00:10:21Mmm.
00:10:21No.
00:10:22I have some last minute shopping to do, but please have my child's home by 8.30.
00:10:26Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:27You're leaving?
00:10:27Uh, yeah.
00:10:28I mean, it's the first time in, what, almost a decade that Daddy is not working on Christmas.
00:10:35Sounds like some Daddy-Daughter fun time to me.
00:10:39Daddy-Daughter fun time.
00:10:40Your child loves Christmas.
00:10:42Yeah?
00:10:42I know, I know.
00:10:43Just have fun.
00:10:44I got it.
00:10:45You know me.
00:10:45It's okay.
00:10:46I'm Mr. Fun.
00:10:47All right.
00:10:48Bye, baby.
00:10:49I'll see you later.
00:10:50Bye, Mom.
00:10:50Have a good time.
00:10:52And put that food in the fridge for me.
00:10:53Your Daddy will leave it out on the counter all night.
00:10:55Wait, hold on.
00:10:56I still don't understand why we have to wear these dopey things.
00:11:02It's called Blending In.
00:11:04It's Christmas Eve, which is the genius of the plan.
00:11:06Also, it's inherent flaw.
00:11:09Can't just show up at people's homes.
00:11:11This way, you look like a bunch of happy carolers, but you're actually collecting money for me.
00:11:15Yeah, call it Christmas camouflage.
00:11:17Oh, that's a good one.
00:11:18No, wait.
00:11:19No, it's...
00:11:20I was just about to say that, so...
00:11:23Here's a list of the people you'll be collecting money from.
00:11:28Protect that iPad with your lives.
00:11:30Think of it as a bribery menu.
00:11:36Hey, so, uh...
00:11:39Does your mother have any new friends I should know about?
00:11:42Really?
00:11:43You know, the type of friends that might take her for meals and put their arms around her while watching Black-ish?
00:11:49Oh, you mean like Roger?
00:11:52Um, do you have a green...
00:11:54No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:54You said Roger.
00:11:56Who's Roger?
00:11:56He wears a fur coat and has tiny eyes, but still looks like Bruno Mars.
00:12:01Yeah, well, Roger sounds like a real jerk.
00:12:05Roger's my hamster, Dad.
00:12:07You messing with me, of all people?
00:12:13You're doing the dishes tonight.
00:12:14You know that, right?
00:12:15Oh, we are your branches.
00:12:19Oh, Christmas tree.
00:12:21Oh, Christmas tree.
00:12:22Dad, come look at this.
00:12:26Is that nice?
00:12:28You sound like a bunch of wounded ducks.
00:12:32Baby, I gotta go next door and feed the Mannings cat there in Cancun.
00:12:35You wanna come?
00:12:37I would, but Gabrielle's and I are doing a routine.
00:12:40Okay, well, listen.
00:12:41I'll be right back, okay?
00:12:42Don't go anywhere.
00:12:43And be nice to Puddingfoots, or she won't come out of her hiding place.
00:12:47Her name's Puddingfoots.
00:12:48I'm a grown man.
00:12:49I'm gonna call her Cat.
00:12:50That's a cute name!
00:12:53I can't believe you let him steal the iPad.
00:12:55Are we sure it's even in there?
00:12:56Of course it's in there.
00:12:58We tracked it here.
00:12:59All right, let's go in there and get it.
00:13:01Wait, who was that?
00:13:02I don't know.
00:13:03Kind of looks like John Legend.
00:13:06Putt'n Foots.
00:13:15Oh, Putt'n Foots.
00:13:17Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
00:13:19Cat, where you at?
00:13:21If my name was Putt'n Foots, I'd hide, too.
00:13:24Where you at?
00:13:24I knew I should've started cross with that at Thanksgiving.
00:13:38Got those hippo hips.
00:13:40Got the baboon butt.
00:13:41Now look at me, I'm stuck.
00:13:44Excuse me, do you mind telling me what you're doing in my neighbor's chimney?
00:13:48Can you see me?
00:13:49Yeah, I can see you.
00:13:51What am I doing?
00:13:53I'm just hanging out, you know?
00:13:56Doing an impersonation of a bat.
00:13:58If the bat was Prince, you know, the singer, it's called Prince Bat.
00:14:03I have no idea what you're talking about, but you gotta go.
00:14:06You're in a lot of trouble, but I'm gonna get you out.
00:14:08That'll be minister.
00:14:09You ready?
00:14:10One, two, three!
00:14:18Wow, I was really stuck in there.
00:14:20It's not because I gained weight, you know?
00:14:23Anywho, can we forget all about this?
00:14:25Can we not tell nobody about me trapped in the chimney?
00:14:27Plus, I got a long night ahead of me.
00:14:29I got things to do, as you can see.
00:14:30Excuse me.
00:14:32Excuse me.
00:14:33Hey, you hear me talking to you?
00:14:36Hey, that's not your fridge.
00:14:37I mean, seriously?
00:14:39Simple dictums, tannish, traditions, time out of customs?
00:14:42What?
00:14:44Capers?
00:14:45So they got capers with no bagels, no lox, no green onion smears?
00:14:49What are you doing?
00:14:50I'm looking for cookies and milk.
00:14:53And they don't have either.
00:14:55They don't have neither.
00:14:57Either.
00:14:57You know something?
00:14:58I've never been clear on the difference between neither and either.
00:15:01Are you?
00:15:02Neither matters right now,
00:15:04because it seems as if you've broken into my neighbor's home.
00:15:06Now, you seem a little confused.
00:15:10Hmm.
00:15:12Are you confused?
00:15:16Now, do you mind if I frisk you?
00:15:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Hans McGee, okay?
00:15:20Are you the police?
00:15:21No, but I work with the police.
00:15:24Because if I can be honest with you,
00:15:25you really don't look like you work for the cops, you know?
00:15:27You look like you sell copy machines to people who don't want copy machines.
00:15:31Bang.
00:15:34Official.
00:15:34You see that?
00:15:35Atlanta police.
00:15:37I could barely see that.
00:15:38I thought I left my glasses in the sleigh.
00:15:40Oh, there you go right here.
00:15:42In the sleigh?
00:15:43Yep.
00:15:44I have a sleigh.
00:15:47That's not obvious.
00:15:49Sleigh.
00:15:49Oh, okay, maybe this is a jockey memory.
00:15:52He sprang to his sleigh, to his team, gave a whistle,
00:15:56and away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
00:16:00Stop, stop, stop talking.
00:16:03What are you doing in my neighbor's house?
00:16:05I am here to drop off gifts to the Mannings.
00:16:10You know the Mannings?
00:16:11Of course I do.
00:16:11They're on vacation right now in Cancun, right?
00:16:14Matter of fact, they're about to come back here with these embarrassing cornrows,
00:16:16which is really weird to see, but it is what it is.
00:16:19Look, I've had a long night.
00:16:20I had a mishap at another client's house,
00:16:22and I'm over here having another mishap with another client.
00:16:25Just a little fun fact about me.
00:16:26I call them clients.
00:16:28Excuse me.
00:16:28I got stuff to do, gifts to give.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:33My man, you gotta stop.
00:16:35All right?
00:16:35I'm gonna frisk you, just to be safe.
00:16:38You know something?
00:16:39Have at it.
00:16:40Frisk away.
00:16:42Now watch out, though.
00:16:43I'm ticklish.
00:16:44Turn around.
00:16:45All right.
00:16:45You know, going around the globe, giving out gifts.
00:16:49Not a creature stirring.
00:16:51Not even a...
00:16:52What is this?
00:16:54Those are carrots.
00:16:56Those are apparently my snacks.
00:16:58The missus said I need to eat healthier,
00:16:59so she decided to give me some carrots.
00:17:01She'd think this would wing me off the cookies.
00:17:04Hasn't worked so far.
00:17:06This is sad.
00:17:09What's your name?
00:17:10My name is Nicholas Sinterklaas.
00:17:12Nicholas Sinterklaas?
00:17:13Santa Claus.
00:17:14I'll slow it down for you.
00:17:17Sinterklaas.
00:17:21Sinterklaas.
00:17:24Oh.
00:17:25Like...
00:17:25Like Santa Claus.
00:17:27Yes!
00:17:28That's cute.
00:17:28Wow!
00:17:29That was like pulling teeth.
00:17:31And what's that for?
00:17:32This is my naughty and nice list.
00:17:34And a hotbed.
00:17:35That's right.
00:17:35We've modernized it by still keeping it traditional.
00:17:37If I can get this thing unlocked.
00:17:42Wait.
00:17:46I can't unlock it.
00:17:48Somebody else must have did a fake recognition.
00:17:50Let me try your face and I'll care if your face doesn't work.
00:17:53Well, looks like I'm at the freestyle.
00:17:57Man, am I behind?
00:17:58If I don't make it back for Sunrise Yoga,
00:18:00Mrs. Claus is gonna be mad.
00:18:01She loves my flexibility.
00:18:03All right.
00:18:03So we'll go get you looked at
00:18:05and then we'll talk about things from there.
00:18:08Oh, no.
00:18:08I gotta call the boss.
00:18:09No, I will call the boss.
00:18:15Dad?
00:18:15Is everything okay?
00:18:16Everything is fine, baby.
00:18:18I just need to take this nice man here to the doctor.
00:18:20So I'm gonna have to call your mom
00:18:21and tell her to come get you, okay?
00:18:23What?
00:18:24Now?
00:18:24I know, I know.
00:18:25It's just that this man really needs help, okay?
00:18:28Hey, how you doing?
00:18:29Your name is Charlotte, right?
00:18:32How do you know her name?
00:18:33Yes.
00:18:33Who are you?
00:18:34Come on, you...
00:18:36When you see all this, you can't tell who I am.
00:18:38What about the white beard?
00:18:39Yeah.
00:18:40Don't you think if you're gonna claim to be Santa
00:18:42that you should include his signature attribute?
00:18:44Okay, look.
00:18:44The whole white beard thing is a myth.
00:18:47Started by the Scandinavians.
00:18:49As soon as they said I had a big white beard
00:18:51and a little curly mustache,
00:18:53everybody believed it.
00:18:54Okay, fine.
00:18:56I died it, all right?
00:18:57I'm going through a midlife crisis.
00:18:59I am 1,462 years old.
00:19:03If I want to look younger for at least three years,
00:19:06I deserve that.
00:19:07So you're Santa, huh?
00:19:09When were you born?
00:19:10Y'all the questions look open.
00:19:12I was born in 200 A.D.
00:19:14And where?
00:19:15All right, uh, Anatolia.
00:19:17What's Anatolia?
00:19:18And you're gay old, too.
00:19:20Yeah.
00:19:21Anatolia is what Turkey is now.
00:19:23You know, you speak pretty good English
00:19:25for a guy who's born in Turkey.
00:19:27I'm very diverse.
00:19:28I speak 172 languages and dialects.
00:19:31Baby, I'm going to take you home first, all right?
00:19:33And then I'll deal with Mr. S-Center.
00:19:38Nick.
00:19:39You know something?
00:19:39I do need help.
00:19:41I learned my reindeer.
00:19:42The reindeer.
00:19:44How do you do that?
00:19:45Now, Prancer has separation anxiety.
00:19:48And Dancer hasn't been eating well.
00:19:50Yeah.
00:19:51He's got somebody with him.
00:19:52So what do you want us to do?
00:19:54Dr. Galatius said it could be a stomach flu.
00:19:56I don't know.
00:19:57Dr. Galatius?
00:19:58Yeah, Dr. Galatius.
00:19:59Dr. Galatius is the best penguin doctor in the North Pole.
00:20:03And see, it's not because he treats penguins.
00:20:05It's because he's a penguin that's actually a doctor.
00:20:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:20:10Now, check this out.
00:20:11This little clicker is powered by Christmas spirit.
00:20:14Look at the sky right now.
00:20:17What you about to witness is a sleigh being pulled by eight bold and beautiful reindeer.
00:20:32This was paired to Bluetooth.
00:20:34Baby, as you can see, this guy definitely needs some help, okay?
00:20:37He's trying to call reindeers out the sky.
00:20:40I'm going to drop you off first, and I'm going to take this man where he needs to go, okay?
00:20:43You know something, um, I definitely need to be checked out.
00:20:46I'll check on these reindeer later, you know?
00:20:49Yeah, we should do that.
00:20:51Like I've been saying.
00:20:55Right here.
00:20:59What?
00:21:01Santa fun fact number two, I sweat glitter.
00:21:05That is so cool!
00:21:06Look at me, uh...
00:21:08Comet, fix him.
00:21:11Bruh, you're doing way too much.
00:21:17You know my friend David Banks?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:19His dad said that Santa is black.
00:21:21They just changed all the history books.
00:21:23First of all, I love little Davey Banks.
00:21:25He is having an amazing year.
00:21:27Matter of fact, that's one kid who won't be getting cauliflower this year.
00:21:29Cauliflower?
00:21:32Yeah, we phased out coal a few years ago because of the whole ecological, you know, stuff going on.
00:21:37You know, burning the coal, it's a lot of it.
00:21:39So, if you're naughty, you get a lump of cauliflower in your stocking.
00:21:42Dad, he is really Santa!
00:21:44My real name is Nicholas Santa Claus, hyphenated DeSanto.
00:21:49You know, I took Mrs. Claus' last name.
00:21:51You know, we're progressive up there.
00:21:53You got to move the times, you know?
00:21:54But I also got a few nicknames.
00:21:55You know, we got Kate Cringe, we got S. Claus, we got Rojo-Ho.
00:22:00Oh, my favorite, Gifty McPresence, the third.
00:22:05Okay, so if you're really Santa Claus, then tell me what Charlotte wants for Christmas.
00:22:10First of all, she wants a Rise Up, Sing Out t-shirt, right?
00:22:14Number two, she wants an Anna and Elsa dolls because she loves Frozen.
00:22:19She wants a pretend makeup kit.
00:22:21And lastly, she wants a pink scooter.
00:22:25He's right!
00:22:26Oh my gosh, see that?
00:22:27I've never met an eight-year-old girl that did not want to pretend makeup set.
00:22:32Eddie, would you happen to have some cookies or other affiliated baked goods?
00:22:38I'd take a Girl Scout cookie, a nila wafer.
00:22:41I'd do oatmeal raisin.
00:22:42I just need a cookie.
00:22:43Oh, and look, I got a doctor's note right here that says, like, a half of snacks.
00:22:48Let me guess, from a penguin?
00:22:49No, from a other doctor, Dr. Buttons.
00:22:51And look, I'm sorry for the penmanship.
00:22:53Dr. Buttons is a cat that paints.
00:22:57Where did you get this?
00:22:59A secret Santa pocket.
00:23:01I checked all your pockets.
00:23:03Yeah, that's why it's called a secret pocket.
00:23:07And look, I keep all types of things in that pocket.
00:23:08I got reindeer food in there.
00:23:10I keep yak repelling.
00:23:12Oh, I keep, like, I got tinsel-like removals, like a little brush.
00:23:15And you knock the tinsels right off, come right off easily.
00:23:17Also, too, do you understand I'm missing work right now?
00:23:20And this is the first time in thousands of years.
00:23:22I've never missed a night.
00:23:23Sorry, Nick.
00:23:24My dad sort of hates Christmas.
00:23:28It's okay, Charlotte.
00:23:29He has his reasons.
00:23:32Hey, what are you talking about?
00:23:34I have my reasons.
00:23:35What does that mean?
00:23:36Eddie, I know everything.
00:23:39I know everything.
00:23:40That's not just, like, a slogan.
00:23:42No, it is a fact.
00:23:43Sorry, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:44What's that smell?
00:23:46Do y'all smell that?
00:23:48What is that?
00:23:50What smell?
00:23:50I don't know.
00:23:51It kind of smells like...
00:23:52Like cinnamon.
00:23:55That would be me.
00:23:57What would be you?
00:23:58Santa fun fact.
00:23:59It's number three.
00:24:01Santa farts smell like cinnamon.
00:24:05I'm sorry, what?
00:24:08Oh, there he is.
00:24:10Pull over.
00:24:22What?
00:24:23Pull over.
00:24:24No.
00:24:27What are they, nuts?
00:24:30Oh, no.
00:24:32Hey, who are they?
00:24:34He looks like a snowman and an elf and a nutcracker,
00:24:37a.k.a. every Tuesday at my house.
00:24:38Are you kidding me?
00:24:41Go.
00:24:53No.
00:24:55I think we lost him.
00:25:02You okay, baby?
00:25:03Yeah.
00:25:04What was that?
00:25:05Eh, you know, people get crazy on Christmas Eve.
00:25:07You know, it's all the time.
00:25:09Oh, come on.
00:25:09Come on.
00:25:10No, no.
00:25:11Don't do this to me now.
00:25:22Unbelievable.
00:25:27Hello?
00:25:28We lost him.
00:25:29How is that possible?
00:25:31I don't know.
00:25:32It's been a long night, sir.
00:25:33You know what else is long, Mary?
00:25:35What's that?
00:25:35Prison sentences.
00:25:36Oh, uh, congressman...
00:25:38Well, let's not torture ourselves thinking about what can happen to us
00:25:41if that thing falls into the wrong hands.
00:25:43My house is a wreck.
00:25:45I know.
00:25:45I'm sorry, sir.
00:25:46Bologna soup.
00:25:47Fish patties.
00:25:48Turkey fried turkey.
00:25:50These are some of the things they serve you in prison,
00:25:52which is where we will end up if you don't find that iPad.
00:25:55Hold on a moment.
00:25:56A few of my constituents are here.
00:25:59Glory to God.
00:26:03We'll get him, sir.
00:26:03Shut up.
00:26:04Glory in the highest.
00:26:07Oh, come let us adore him.
00:26:11Oh, come let us adore him.
00:26:15Oh, come let us adore him.
00:26:18Him, Christ the Lord.
00:26:23Find him.
00:26:24Find him.
00:26:25Find him.
00:26:26You have the capability.
00:26:29Bring me that Santa Claus.
00:26:36Hold on, okay?
00:26:37I'm gonna call a cab.
00:26:39Just give me a second.
00:26:41We'll be okay.
00:26:41I'm sorry.
00:26:56You have a phone?
00:26:56Because mine's picking up some weird signal.
00:26:58I don't need a cell phone.
00:26:59If I need to mention somebody,
00:27:01all I gotta do is call my flock of puffins.
00:27:03Check this out.
00:27:03Puffins!
00:27:15Puff-puffins?
00:27:16Puffins?
00:27:19You know something?
00:27:20I forgot.
00:27:21I gave him the holidays off.
00:27:24This is what I'm gonna do.
00:27:26I'm gonna take you down to Atlanta, P.D.
00:27:27You see, I got a friend named Bobby Carlotta.
00:27:30I used to go to high school with him.
00:27:31Now, he's a detective.
00:27:32And he can get you to the hospital.
00:27:34Get you the help that you need.
00:27:35Simple as that.
00:27:37Then you and I, baby girl,
00:27:39we can go to your mom's and wait.
00:27:40I can't believe she's still out shopping.
00:27:42Oh, she loves last-minute shopping.
00:27:44Which is fine by me.
00:27:46Shop, mama, shop.
00:27:47Ooh, I love that.
00:27:48Shop, mama, shop.
00:27:49Shop, mama, shop.
00:27:51Shop, mama, shop.
00:27:52Please don't stop.
00:27:53Please don't stop.
00:27:54Go to all the stores.
00:27:55Buy them gifts galore.
00:27:56Shop, mama, shop.
00:27:57Wow, that was fun.
00:28:00Y'all make such a great little team.
00:28:02He's amazing.
00:28:03I love it.
00:28:04Um, when I bring you in,
00:28:07I'm gonna do you a little solid, okay?
00:28:08Mm-hmm.
00:28:09When I talk to Bobby,
00:28:09I'm not gonna mention anything
00:28:10about the breaking and entering, okay?
00:28:12Mm-hmm.
00:28:12I'm just gonna let him know
00:28:13that you might be an individual
00:28:14that is going through a bit of a crisis
00:28:17and needs an evaluation.
00:28:18Mm-hmm.
00:28:19Get where I'm coming from?
00:28:21Oh, I got you.
00:28:22Okay.
00:28:22But you know who you need to help?
00:28:25Bobby Carlotta.
00:28:25Your classmate loves you
00:28:29in Pacific train sets.
00:28:30That's right.
00:28:31I'm giving him one every Christmas.
00:28:34But he doesn't want nobody
00:28:35in a precinct to know
00:28:36that he loves to sit at home
00:28:38and play with train sets.
00:28:41Got me?
00:28:42Yeah, I got you.
00:28:45Just like you're a grown man
00:28:47acting like Santa.
00:28:50Kind of like that.
00:28:58Anything?
00:28:59No, we lost him.
00:29:01Wait, there he is.
00:29:03We got him.
00:29:03Where?
00:29:04Up here.
00:29:05Make a left of the light.
00:29:05Hey, how's it going?
00:29:20I'm just checking on y'all.
00:29:22Listen, she is having a ball.
00:29:25Oh, really?
00:29:26Well, that is amazing.
00:29:27Well, I was hoping that maybe
00:29:30once you drop her off
00:29:32we could have a drink
00:29:33because I found this really cute recipe
00:29:36for peppermintinis
00:29:37where you coat the rim of the glass
00:29:39with crushed candy cane and...
00:29:41Wow, that sounds...
00:29:41That definitely sounds great.
00:29:43We might be just a little late.
00:29:45Oh, wait, why?
00:29:46Um...
00:29:47Daddy-daughter fun times.
00:29:49It's just like you said.
00:29:50Daddy-daughter fun times.
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:54Well, I'm finishing up
00:29:55this last-minute shopping
00:29:56and I'll see you soon
00:29:57for peppermintinis.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:01Can't wait.
00:30:01Okay, bye.
00:30:05We really need to get home.
00:30:07Mom and Dad are separated.
00:30:09They see a therapist.
00:30:10Charlotte, Eddie,
00:30:11there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
00:30:13Therapy's a good thing.
00:30:14Me and Mrs. Claus
00:30:15I'll see a therapist, too.
00:30:16Let me guess.
00:30:17Another penguin.
00:30:18No, our therapist
00:30:19is not a penguin, Eddie.
00:30:21He's a walrus.
00:30:23That's right.
00:30:23Arterio Tuscanini.
00:30:24Tuscanini?
00:30:25Mm-hmm.
00:30:26Doctor Arterio Tuscanini.
00:30:28Look, Eddie,
00:30:29me and the Mrs.
00:30:29have rough patches, too.
00:30:31You know,
00:30:31we've been married for centuries.
00:30:33Every couple have problems.
00:30:35Centuries.
00:30:37So what's triggering you?
00:30:38Hey, now,
00:30:38that's really none of your business.
00:30:40I would like to know, too.
00:30:41Why don't you and Mom get along?
00:30:43Hey, hey,
00:30:44we get along just fine.
00:30:46It's just sometimes people,
00:30:47they,
00:30:47they stop fitting together.
00:30:50Right?
00:30:54I will admit,
00:30:55I, um,
00:30:57I don't like when she gets sad, either.
00:31:02I think that there are some things
00:31:04about tonight
00:31:04that maybe we can just leave out.
00:31:06I mean,
00:31:06like us being downtown.
00:31:09Got a dash.
00:31:10Nick!
00:31:11Nick!
00:31:12We got you.
00:31:24Come on, Sean.
00:31:24Well, what about his bag?
00:31:25Don't worry about it.
00:31:26This man needs our help.
00:31:34Let's go.
00:31:34Okay, listen, baby.
00:31:37Whatever you do,
00:31:38do not let go of my hand,
00:31:39all right?
00:31:39Don't worry.
00:31:40I'll protect you.
00:31:43There's too many of them.
00:31:46Oh, sorry.
00:31:49Hey, hey!
00:31:51Where is your outfit?
00:31:52My bad.
00:31:53Huh?
00:31:53This place is great.
00:32:03This is definitely
00:32:04a reoccurring nightmare I've had.
00:32:06Let's hurry up
00:32:06and find us
00:32:06and we can get out of here.
00:32:07The girl.
00:32:08Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:32:12See the days
00:32:13that you leave before us.
00:32:16Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:32:19Strike the heart
00:32:21and enjoy the others.
00:32:23Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:32:27Finally,
00:32:29in very nature.
00:32:31Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:32:34Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:32:44All right, everybody.
00:32:46Let's keep things going.
00:32:47We got a special guest for you.
00:32:49He's got an oldie but goodie he wants to sing.
00:32:51I know you gonna like him.
00:32:54Do you see him?
00:32:55I see lots of him.
00:32:57I can't tell the remarks.
00:33:02Out of all the rain to you.
00:33:04You are the mastermind
00:33:06The mastermind
00:33:07Run, run Rudolph, Rudolph ain't too far behind
00:33:12So let's go
00:33:13So run, run Rudolph, Santa gotta make it to town
00:33:17Make it to town, make it to town
00:33:19Santa tell the man to tell him he can check the freeway down
00:33:23I got you!
00:33:25So run, run Rudolph, I'm ridin' like a merry-go-round
00:33:28Say Santa to a boy child
00:33:32What have you been longing for?
00:33:34Come on, Dad!
00:33:37All I want for Christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar
00:33:40Give away with Rudolph, whiz it like a shooting star
00:33:46Coming through
00:33:50Out the way, out the way
00:33:53Hey, Nick!
00:33:54Hey, hey Nick!
00:33:56Hey Nick!
00:33:58It's Charlotte!
00:33:59Oh, hey Charlotte, come on up here, she's good
00:34:01Hey, hey, hey man, what are you doing?
00:34:04What you got?
00:34:05Show me what you got
00:34:05That's my daughter, bro
00:34:06What are you doing?
00:34:10Okay, okay, that's impressive
00:34:11But let me show you what we do at the North Pole
00:34:14Check this out
00:34:15This here is called the North Pole Shipping
00:34:16That's right
00:34:17Ooh!
00:34:19Yeah!
00:34:22Baby, hey!
00:34:24Dad, come on up!
00:34:25Yeah, yeah, he's good
00:34:26Baby, what are you doing?
00:34:31Just do what I do
00:34:32Have a little fun
00:34:33The North Pole Shimmie
00:34:35Good job!
00:34:46Hey, Eddie and Charlotte, when we get up out of here, you know?
00:35:04Dad, watch this!
00:35:06No!
00:35:07I'm literally flying!
00:35:09Dad, watch this!
00:35:10No!
00:35:11I'm literally flying!
00:35:13No!
00:35:14No!
00:35:15Dad, watch this!
00:35:17No!
00:35:18I'm literally flying!
00:35:19No!
00:35:20No!
00:35:21No!
00:35:22I'm literally flying!
00:35:23No!
00:35:24No!
00:35:25No!
00:35:26No!
00:35:27No!
00:35:28No!
00:35:29No!
00:35:30No!
00:35:31No!
00:35:32No!
00:35:33No!
00:35:34No!
00:35:35No!
00:35:36No!
00:35:37No!
00:35:38No!
00:35:39No!
00:35:40No!
00:35:41No!
00:35:42No!
00:35:43No!
00:35:44No!
00:35:45Yeah!
00:35:46Yo!
00:35:47Yo!
00:35:48Yo!
00:35:49Yo!
00:35:50Yo!
00:35:51When is this night gonna be over?
00:35:52night gonna be over he couldn't have gone too far can't we just let him go maybe i want to let him
00:36:02go and get you home to your mom but i just can't okay why because the most important part of daddy's
00:36:07job is to never let someone who feels sad and alone keep on feeling sad and alone okay i don't
00:36:13think he feels sad and alone i actually think he's one of the jolliest people that i ever met
00:36:18and that's because you're too young to understand no i am not you just don't like him because he's
00:36:23santa claus and you hate christmas he is not santa claus because there's no such thing
00:36:29let's get you home it's something we should have did a long time ago okay look dad
00:36:38remember he's with gritter
00:36:41that was so cool you were incredible oh thank you i wouldn't say i miss you but it was only
00:37:06been like 10 minutes hello edward you mind telling me what that was back there
00:37:11oh you mean that amazing performance i had so much fun i'd never pass up a over mic i can do
00:37:16any genre too i could do r&b i could do jazz yeah yeah i'm not i'm not talking about the little
00:37:21performance i'm talking about you jumping out of a moving cab who are you running from oh that
00:37:26that was nothing sure check this out they really got it right so is this how the north pole really is
00:37:32it is how they even depicted the candy cane department that looks amazing but
00:37:38the only thing they missing is miss paloma shark who's she she invented the candy cane so my dad was
00:37:48really old really elderly right and he broke his ankles right so she created these crutches out of
00:37:53caramel but they really wasn't sturdy so so instead of crushes she gave him a cane that's right they
00:37:59called it the candy cane can i have a word with you for a second please oh you can have a whole
00:38:05paragraph if you want to okay listen i'm trying to be as compassionate as i can be i want to help
00:38:09you but you gotta stop messing with my kid's head she's a sweet girl who's just overly trusting with
00:38:15this this wild imagination so let me get this straight you don't think that's great characteristics
00:38:19for a person to have not if it's gonna set her up for disappointment life is hard and as her
00:38:25father i have to protect her you understand yeah i understand that you need a puppy for christmas
00:38:33that's right a puppy i don't want a puppy for christmas oh yes you do because puppies are
00:38:39loving and soft and when you're mad they just knocked on the walls with love love is like a bulldozer
00:38:46with love bulldozer is a perfect day for a puppy yeah i don't want a puppy named bulldozer for
00:38:54christmas but i want you to have a puppy dad oh please i don't nick come on come on nick wait nick nick
00:39:03nick listen i know in your world you don't like to give straight answers but who is that following us
00:39:10i don't know i really don't but what i do know is is to be in children all over the world
00:39:15expecting me to deliver christmas gifts tonight whatever fine but we need to call lenovo okay
00:39:21maybe my phone is working again i bedazzled it you're welcome when did you do this i did it
00:39:28in camera while we were being chased by those bad guys
00:39:30don't bling anything else in mind or else you hear me
00:39:36st nick
00:39:39hello
00:39:40nick where are you going our ride is here
00:39:47dad our ride is here
00:39:49what ride what are y'all
00:39:51hey
00:39:51hey
00:39:52hey
00:39:54what are you doing these amazing people about to take us to safety in this room for us all
00:40:00charlotte come on
00:40:01hey hey hey we are not getting in a band with strangers
00:40:04oh eddie they are not strangers i know exactly who they are
00:40:07see he knows who they are dad
00:40:09come on eddie times are wasted we gotta get out of here
00:40:11come on give me this
00:40:13i got you
00:40:14yes
00:40:15is it really you
00:40:29yep it's me in the flesh
00:40:30this is a dream come true
00:40:32it's incredible
00:40:33and he's in our van
00:40:34where'd you get those woods from
00:40:36this is unbelievable
00:40:37i know
00:40:38i'm sorry can you take us to the atlanta police department 1045 young boulevard
00:40:43absolutely not
00:40:44we're the truckles
00:40:45i'm sonia
00:40:46that's kaylee
00:40:47and diego
00:40:48and up here at the wheel is martin
00:40:50holly jolly
00:40:51senor close
00:40:52holly jolly it is
00:40:53let me tell you something
00:40:54i am so happy to meet y'all
00:40:56what
00:40:57i thought you knew them
00:40:58i do know who they are
00:40:59uh they are my fans
00:41:00the biggest fans
00:41:01ever
00:41:02super fans
00:41:03i love it
00:41:05truckle gang
00:41:06give me an h
00:41:07h
00:41:07give me an o
00:41:08o
00:41:08that's the flow
00:41:09now run that back for me three times
00:41:11what do you get
00:41:11ho ho ho
00:41:13we do christmas
00:41:15oh my god
00:41:16okay
00:41:16honey please
00:41:17holly jolly
00:41:18keep us safe
00:41:18we are not gonna crash tonight
00:41:20not with our precious cargo
00:41:21and the kids
00:41:23yeah okay you do christmas
00:41:25but what's your job
00:41:26like what do you do for a living
00:41:27we're the santa seekers
00:41:28the santa seekers
00:41:29we seek santa
00:41:31okay whoa whoa
00:41:31so i'm looking at all this equipment in here
00:41:33this is how you found me
00:41:35yeah
00:41:35i made all this
00:41:36our kaylee is a whiz
00:41:38with the computer stuff
00:41:39every christmas
00:41:40kaylee hacks into norad's system
00:41:42so we can track on our own
00:41:43we discovered that santa
00:41:44was just a few blocks away
00:41:46from where we were
00:41:47at tommy tom tom's
00:41:48all night green
00:41:48eating our traditional
00:41:49christmas spanakopita
00:41:50spanakopita honey
00:41:51tommy tom tom's
00:41:53on m street
00:41:53that's right
00:41:54tommy wanted
00:41:55a kebab slicer
00:41:57for christmas
00:41:57and a vertical broiler
00:41:59because his old ones
00:42:01are pretty much broken
00:42:02but it's getting really hot too
00:42:03that's the santa signature
00:42:05see how it moves as we move
00:42:06that's so neat
00:42:07i'm sorry
00:42:08does anybody have a phone
00:42:09please
00:42:09i need to call the police
00:42:10and mine is
00:42:11what happened to it
00:42:13he happened to it
00:42:15guilty as charged
00:42:15it's beautiful
00:42:17that is amazing
00:42:18please do not encourage him
00:42:20oh
00:42:21this is perfect time
00:42:22for my songs
00:42:23for when i finally find santa
00:42:24spotify playlist
00:42:25no no
00:42:26you don't have to do that
00:42:26you don't have to do that
00:42:27no no
00:42:29don't do that
00:42:30there's no need
00:42:31tell us something
00:42:32about the reindeer
00:42:33that no one knows
00:42:34well look
00:42:34check this out
00:42:35here's a little known
00:42:36santa fun fat number four
00:42:38come on
00:42:38now we know reindeer
00:42:39love to fly
00:42:40but they have other skill sets
00:42:42like uh
00:42:42they're good at gift wrapping
00:42:43they can make pasta
00:42:45from scratch
00:42:45matter of fact
00:42:46they make a mean pot roast
00:42:48the meat come off
00:42:49the bone
00:42:49but i'm gonna tell you
00:42:51what they're most skilled at
00:42:52it's protecting santa claus
00:42:54that's right
00:42:55they all got a bunch
00:42:57of special skills
00:42:58so if you mess with santa
00:43:00you mess with the reindeer
00:43:01really
00:43:02wow
00:43:04oh
00:43:04and another one
00:43:05they do not like christmas music
00:43:07no way
00:43:08matter of fact
00:43:08their favorite song is
00:43:09the theme from rocky
00:43:11who doesn't
00:43:12that's ludicrous
00:43:13it's true
00:43:13well this is my style
00:43:15not again
00:43:18what's up with this guy
00:43:20turtle dove has flown the coop
00:43:25honey
00:43:25the partridge left the poetry
00:43:26hey
00:43:27listen
00:43:28did we offend saint nicholas
00:43:29with all of our questions
00:43:30sure come on
00:43:31listen
00:43:32i already told you
00:43:33he's not saint nicholas
00:43:34okay
00:43:35of course he is
00:43:36of course he is
00:43:37buddy
00:43:371045 young boulevard
00:43:39no no no we're good
00:43:40just keep doing christmas
00:43:41or whatever
00:43:41don't slam the door
00:43:42you just made the naughty list
00:43:44i can't believe he just
00:43:45jumped out of the van
00:43:47dad
00:43:47aren't we going to find nick
00:43:49nah i think maybe you were right
00:43:50maybe we just let him go
00:43:52i mean if he wants to keep
00:43:53playing santa all night
00:43:54let him play
00:43:55it's not like he's hurting
00:43:56anybody right
00:43:56what about you saying
00:43:57the most important part of your job
00:43:59was to never let someone
00:44:00who was feeling sad and alone
00:44:02keep on feeling sad and alone
00:44:03what about you saying
00:44:05he was the jolliest person ever
00:44:07remember that huh
00:44:08i just think he might need
00:44:10our help dad
00:44:10whether he's santa or not
00:44:12come on dad
00:44:21nick
00:44:26what is going on
00:44:28look i recognize the neighborhood
00:44:30right
00:44:30and i said wait a minute
00:44:31i got some associates here
00:44:32so i figured we'd go in
00:44:33you call your police
00:44:35and uh
00:44:35i get some supplies
00:44:36who is it
00:44:37it's me uh
00:44:39boss tinsel
00:44:40oh my god nick
00:44:40come on dad
00:44:42can't we just go inside
00:44:43and use the phone
00:44:44to get him the help he needs
00:44:46these associates are yours
00:44:49they better not make any trouble
00:44:50oh come on
00:44:51my associates don't make trouble
00:44:53my associates make toys
00:44:55dad come on
00:44:57he said they make toys
00:44:58okay look eddie
00:45:00i i get it right
00:45:01you you don't believe
00:45:02i am who i am
00:45:03i am who i am
00:45:03fine
00:45:04but let me show you something
00:45:06that will completely change your mind
00:45:08come with me
00:45:09on the first day of christmas my true love came to me
00:45:16i am who i am
00:45:21It is Christmas.
00:45:46I mean, the most magical time of the year, Eddie.
00:45:49Look, I get it.
00:45:50You're doubting, right?
00:45:51You don't believe in anything.
00:45:51But I ran into my fair share of doubters in my town.
00:45:54But once I show them this wonderful workshop full of toys,
00:45:58everybody's converted.
00:45:59Check this out.
00:46:03I mean, when you see all these toys,
00:46:05your mind is going to be blown.
00:46:13Um, Nick, where are all the toys?
00:46:17Yeah, Nick, where are all the toys?
00:46:19Yes, the toys.
00:46:20You know what?
00:46:24The elves, the elves took it on the road
00:46:26because it's already Christmas morning in Australia.
00:46:29Or maybe Christmas afternoon.
00:46:31Maybe Christmas evening.
00:46:32You know, I'm not really good at time zones.
00:46:34You would think I would be, but I'm terrible.
00:46:36You know something?
00:46:37Jared and Lucille will explain everything.
00:46:39Let's go inside and meet the crew.
00:46:40There he is.
00:46:43My name.
00:46:45Sorry, Skip.
00:46:45We finished the work early, so we started the party.
00:46:47Of course you did.
00:46:48That explains why there's no toys.
00:46:50Hello, Nick.
00:46:52And who is this cuteness?
00:46:54This little pepper right here is Charlotte,
00:46:56and that's her father, Eddie.
00:46:58Eddie's a nun, believe it.
00:47:00Really?
00:47:01Oh, claustrophobic.
00:47:02Mm-hmm.
00:47:03I'm sorry, what?
00:47:05Claustrophobic.
00:47:05Fear of Santa Claus.
00:47:07I was just gonna ask one more time.
00:47:08What is this place?
00:47:10Look here, Eddie.
00:47:10There are two billion families
00:47:12in over 160 countries that celebrate Christmas.
00:47:15Yeah, so?
00:47:16Well, at an average of 1.8 children per household,
00:47:19Nick here delivers gifts to a bazillion kids.
00:47:21A bazillion?
00:47:22It's crazy, right?
00:47:24Yeah, that is.
00:47:25It's not the only thing crazy.
00:47:27Look, I can't produce all those toys
00:47:29at the No-Po like that,
00:47:30so I outsource.
00:47:31That's right,
00:47:32with satellite operations in every city.
00:47:34I'm sorry, did you say No-Po?
00:47:36Yes, the No-Po.
00:47:37Oh, Lucille, please tell me you have some cookies.
00:47:40I got a test for the question.
00:47:42Found out that my blood sugar was really low,
00:47:43so I need some cookies.
00:47:45Do I have some cookies?
00:47:46Of course.
00:47:47Yes.
00:47:48To the kitchen.
00:47:49Where's some cookies?
00:47:50Dad, cookies!
00:47:51Jerry and Lucille,
00:47:53you outdid yourself this Christmas.
00:47:55Look at these Christmas cookies.
00:47:58Oh, this deliciousness.
00:48:00Oh, now, look,
00:48:02I'm only supposed to have, you know,
00:48:03two cookies,
00:48:04but I might cheat today.
00:48:05But if I cheat,
00:48:06I gotta call my weight coach,
00:48:07Dr. Parnas,
00:48:07and the Parnas is a lemming,
00:48:09so if you hit the bad news...
00:48:11He might jump off a clip?
00:48:12Exactly.
00:48:15Oh, Charlotte,
00:48:16look how beautiful these cookies are.
00:48:18Hey, would you like the cookie up?
00:48:19Dad, can I cookie up?
00:48:22No.
00:48:22What even is that?
00:48:24I'm glad you asked.
00:48:25See, what you do is
00:48:26you grab one of these
00:48:26freshly baked cookies,
00:48:29and then you put it
00:48:29towards your mouth like this,
00:48:31and then you cookie up, y'all.
00:48:37It's just eating cookies.
00:48:39I don't see it.
00:48:40Listen,
00:48:41do you have a phone
00:48:42that I can use, please?
00:48:43Mm-hmm.
00:48:44It's right over there.
00:48:44Mm-hmm.
00:48:44Mm-hmm.
00:48:45Mm-hmm.
00:48:45Mm-hmm.
00:48:45Mm-hmm.
00:48:46Mm-hmm.
00:48:47Mm-hmm.
00:48:47Mm-hmm.
00:48:48Mm-hmm.
00:48:49Mm-hmm.
00:48:49You've never seen
00:48:55one of these before.
00:49:02Hello?
00:49:02Alex, it's me.
00:49:04Hi.
00:49:05Where are you guys?
00:49:06Where are we?
00:49:07You're supposed to have
00:49:08our home by 8.30.
00:49:09Listen, we're gonna be home soon.
00:49:10We just got a little sidetrack.
00:49:13Sidetrack?
00:49:13No, no, no, no, no.
00:49:14We're gonna be home soon.
00:49:15What, where are you guys?
00:49:17Um, we're downtown.
00:49:19At this time of night?
00:49:20What, what, what are you doing downtown?
00:49:21Where, where is Charlotte?
00:49:23She's right here by me.
00:49:24It's a work thing.
00:49:27Oh, my gosh.
00:49:28You actually found a way
00:49:29to go to work tonight.
00:49:30No, no, no.
00:49:31It's not like that.
00:49:31It was one night, Eddie.
00:49:32I can understand you
00:49:33may be disappointing me.
00:49:35But to disappoint Charlotte?
00:49:36Disappoint she is having
00:49:37the time of her life.
00:49:38Hold on a second.
00:49:39Let me let you talk to her.
00:49:40Tell your mom that you're good
00:49:41and safe and not disappointed.
00:49:43Tell her.
00:49:44Hi, Mom.
00:49:45Baby, hi.
00:49:46Are you okay?
00:49:47We're with Santa Claus
00:49:48and he has a penguin doctor.
00:49:50Oh.
00:49:50And, and, um,
00:49:51he sweats glitter.
00:49:52And, and there's these people,
00:49:53Lucille and Gerald,
00:49:54and they aren't actually out.
00:49:55Oh, okay.
00:49:56Let me have a cookie.
00:49:57Okay, put, put your father
00:49:58back on the phone, please.
00:50:01Everything's fine, I told you.
00:50:02Bring my child home.
00:50:03I will.
00:50:04And you know what?
00:50:05You can forget about
00:50:05the peppermintinis.
00:50:06All right, I got you.
00:50:11The problem here
00:50:13is that you got some
00:50:14brandy fruitcake crumbs
00:50:15in the transmitter circuit.
00:50:17But, technically,
00:50:18I don't see anything wrong.
00:50:20So how'd you, uh,
00:50:21end up hanging out
00:50:22with this dude?
00:50:23Look, the night,
00:50:24the night started pretty normal.
00:50:26You know, I was,
00:50:26I was getting all my
00:50:27out-of-towners out the way
00:50:28visiting all the homes
00:50:29of the folks who are away, right?
00:50:30The Harf family
00:50:33was supposed to be
00:50:34in Florida, West Palm.
00:50:37Or so I thought.
00:50:39Here's a list of the people
00:50:40you'll be collecting money from.
00:50:42Well, I didn't realize
00:50:43that I was about to interrupt
00:50:44a crooked congressman
00:50:45who was being bribed
00:50:46to shut down
00:50:47the Moonlight Mission.
00:50:48Password is 4273.
00:50:50It's my name, Harf.
00:50:52Oh, one of the stops
00:50:53is the homeless shelter
00:50:54that you did the candlelighting
00:50:55ceremony at this morning.
00:50:57That's right.
00:50:58The Moonlight Mission.
00:50:59Mr. Marty Plessack
00:51:00is going to pay me
00:51:00to get his hands
00:51:01on that land.
00:51:02Yeah, but what's he want
00:51:03with a homeless shelter?
00:51:04He's gonna tear it down
00:51:05to build a tire store.
00:51:07What can I say?
00:51:08I'm a bad guy.
00:51:09Yeah, this guy
00:51:10was a real carbuncle.
00:51:16Anyway,
00:51:17I put on my jails, right?
00:51:18Like I always do
00:51:19for the out-of-townies.
00:51:19Hello?
00:51:46Excuse me?
00:51:47Excuse me?
00:51:49You can see me?
00:51:51Yes.
00:51:53Um...
00:51:53What are you doing here?
00:51:57What am I doing?
00:51:57This is my house.
00:51:59This is your house?
00:52:01Oh!
00:52:02You know something?
00:52:03I'm with the gas company.
00:52:06Dress as Santa.
00:52:08Because we are...
00:52:10We're rebranding.
00:52:12We try to be
00:52:13more family-friendly.
00:52:14We've decided to dress
00:52:15according to the season.
00:52:17So, you know,
00:52:18on Easter,
00:52:19I am a Easter bunny.
00:52:21Halloween,
00:52:21I'm Dracula,
00:52:22the old-school version
00:52:23with the V-neck hairstyle
00:52:25and the fangs.
00:52:27It's all about
00:52:27the children growing up
00:52:29because they're going to be
00:52:29the future bill payers.
00:52:32And because of that,
00:52:33the children are
00:52:34the future!
00:52:34All right, that's it!
00:53:00Ah!
00:53:03Hmm.
00:53:04Hmm.
00:53:06Yes!
00:53:08Hope you and your friends
00:53:09like cauliflower.
00:53:10Get him!
00:53:13Ever since,
00:53:14these goons
00:53:14have been chasing me.
00:53:15Wow.
00:53:16You gotta be kidding me.
00:53:19You put me
00:53:19and my daughter
00:53:20through this terrible night
00:53:21all for some
00:53:22bungled burglary?
00:53:23Eddie, look,
00:53:24it wasn't some
00:53:24bungling burglary.
00:53:25It was...
00:53:25All this time,
00:53:26I thought you...
00:53:27I thought you really
00:53:27needed help.
00:53:28I thought you had
00:53:29real issues.
00:53:30Come to find out,
00:53:31you just a common crook!
00:53:32Okay, well,
00:53:33take it easy, fella.
00:53:34He doesn't mean that.
00:53:35Course I mean it.
00:53:37So that's who they were, huh?
00:53:39People that tried
00:53:39to run us over?
00:53:40The ones that's been
00:53:41chasing us all night.
00:53:42Is that who you tried to rob?
00:53:43He didn't rob anybody.
00:53:44I tell...
00:53:45Just zip it, Willy Wonka.
00:53:46Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:53:47Bring it down!
00:53:48Just...
00:53:48Look, that's totally
00:53:49opposite of me, okay?
00:53:50I'm a leaver,
00:53:51not a taker.
00:53:53All of the charades
00:53:53this whole night,
00:53:54all of the games,
00:53:55over.
00:53:56The whole night.
00:53:56Let's go, baby.
00:53:57You are not gonna
00:53:58take away everything.
00:53:59Everything.
00:54:00Even the cookies.
00:54:01No!
00:54:01Yes.
00:54:07Yes!
00:54:09Yes!
00:54:10Exactly what I was
00:54:11looking for!
00:54:12The night is not over yet.
00:54:13It's all fixed.
00:54:15Bobby,
00:54:16this whole night
00:54:17is just out of control.
00:54:18It's been a complete nightmare.
00:54:20Yeah, okay,
00:54:20you need the address?
00:54:21Don't do this, Dad.
00:54:22Charlotte, please.
00:54:23No!
00:54:23259 Perry Street,
00:54:25Atlanta, Georgia,
00:54:2530316.
00:54:28All right, everybody,
00:54:29this has been real,
00:54:30but I'm shutting
00:54:31the circus down.
00:54:32I'm gonna get everybody
00:54:33the help that they need.
00:54:34That means you ladies,
00:54:35stop dancing.
00:54:36Moulin Rouge is over.
00:54:37Would you like
00:54:38some Christmas carol
00:54:39or caramel confection?
00:54:41Where's Nick?
00:54:42They're on the roof,
00:54:43retrieving the reindeer.
00:54:44Gerald is seeing him out
00:54:45because you know Nick
00:54:46has to deliver
00:54:46the gifts tonight.
00:54:47Oh,
00:54:48he asked me to give you this.
00:54:56Gerald,
00:54:56thanks for everything,
00:54:58and especially the cookies.
00:54:59I'll be at your hair
00:55:00in a minute, okay?
00:55:01Anything for you, Nick.
00:55:02You know that.
00:55:03Well, it's awful
00:55:04if this thing works.
00:55:05It should work.
00:55:08You know something, Gerald?
00:55:09I know exactly
00:55:10why it's not working.
00:55:11It's not working
00:55:12because Eddie doesn't believe.
00:55:15Nick!
00:55:17The fun is over.
00:55:19That's it.
00:55:20You guys can stop
00:55:21with this ridiculous show.
00:55:23Wow.
00:55:23You really are
00:55:24a non-believer.
00:55:25Enough.
00:55:26Please don't start with that.
00:55:27And you're an old-fashioned thinker.
00:55:29Bro, you own a fax machine
00:55:30and a rotary payphone.
00:55:33Okay, everyone.
00:55:34Let's be nice and cooperative.
00:55:36You know,
00:55:37a whole bunch of people
00:55:38are gonna wake up tomorrow morning
00:55:39to discover Christmas is canceled.
00:55:41That's on you.
00:55:42I'll have to own that.
00:55:43You know why?
00:55:44Because I actually
00:55:45prefer Thanksgiving
00:55:46a lot better.
00:55:47Let's go, sir.
00:55:49Well, what do we do now?
00:55:50We improvise.
00:55:57Put out in all units
00:55:58on that SUV,
00:55:59but without a license number,
00:56:01it's gonna be tricky.
00:56:02And if you could just hold them
00:56:04until Atlanta PD
00:56:04could bring full charges
00:56:05so I can get Charlotte home
00:56:07to her mother,
00:56:07I would greatly appreciate it.
00:56:09I don't think you're
00:56:10gonna have to wait.
00:56:10We got a call
00:56:11not ten minutes after yours.
00:56:12Eddie, this is Detectives Jack Feiner
00:56:14and Zachary Strom.
00:56:15Nice to meet you.
00:56:16For the DeKalb County
00:56:16Warrants Division.
00:56:17Turns out your perps
00:56:18wanted in connection
00:56:19with a whole spade
00:56:19of B&Es up there.
00:56:20It's time for Ron
00:56:21to face the music.
00:56:22Ron?
00:56:23Ron Campbell,
00:56:25a.k.a.
00:56:26the Chimney Thief.
00:56:28Do you have any
00:56:29personal items?
00:56:30Just this.
00:56:31And what's that?
00:56:33That's the reindeer clicker.
00:56:34Eddie, what's going on?
00:56:44What's going on is
00:56:45you're not Santa Claus.
00:56:47You're Ron Campbell,
00:56:48a burglar from Atlanta.
00:56:50But you knew that, right?
00:56:51I have a bunch of aliases
00:56:52and that's not one of them.
00:56:53Sometimes I go by
00:56:54Victor Van Vich,
00:56:56you got Freddy Krueger,
00:56:57Mellencamp,
00:56:58that's a good one,
00:56:58or my new favorite,
00:57:00Lil Baby Claus.
00:57:02I mean, look,
00:57:02all the rappers got
00:57:03Lil and Baby in their name,
00:57:04so I thought I'd try too.
00:57:05Please don't make this
00:57:06more difficult
00:57:07than it has to be.
00:57:08Eddie, listen to me.
00:57:11These men are not
00:57:12who they say they are.
00:57:13That's it, Nick.
00:57:14Next time,
00:57:15come up with a better story
00:57:16because there's no such thing
00:57:17as penguin doctors
00:57:19and reindeer
00:57:19who like to fight
00:57:20to movie themes.
00:57:21There's only honest people
00:57:23and dishonest people.
00:57:25And you know
00:57:25which one you are, right?
00:57:28You really don't believe.
00:57:34Nick, where are you going?
00:57:44Honestly,
00:57:45I don't even know.
00:57:48Look, take care of your dad,
00:57:49okay, Charlotte?
00:57:52So long.
00:57:52Little Bobby Carlotta.
00:58:00Mm-hmm.
00:58:01No trains set for you
00:58:02this Christmas.
00:58:03I've given you 35 of them.
00:58:05Play with the old ones.
00:58:08No choo-choo for you!
00:58:13No idea what he's talking about this.
00:58:15Dad,
00:58:16don't let them take Nick.
00:58:18Charlotte,
00:58:18he was being untruthful,
00:58:19lying to us the whole night,
00:58:21okay?
00:58:22He's not Santa Claus.
00:58:23I can actually use a snack.
00:58:25I'm a little hungry.
00:58:26Can we stop swimming
00:58:27to get some cookies or something?
00:58:29Where is it?
00:58:31The tablet.
00:58:32I knew it!
00:58:33I knew y'all were bad guys.
00:58:34I had a feeling, right?
00:58:36Let me tell you something,
00:58:36I'm supposed to know
00:58:37that's part of my job,
00:58:38really to know who's naughty
00:58:38or nice as well.
00:58:39Shut up!
00:58:40Where is the tablet?
00:58:42Well,
00:58:43I usually keep the tablet
00:58:44in my secret Santa pocket.
00:58:46But guess what?
00:58:46It's not in there.
00:58:47Right, right.
00:58:48Wait, wait, wait.
00:58:49You're welcome
00:58:52for us doing your job.
00:58:53Did you get it?
00:58:54No.
00:58:55It's gonna take some persuading.
00:58:57Harford's at the mayor's
00:58:57Christmas party.
00:58:59See you there.
00:59:02Yo, Eddie.
00:59:04Found this in your guy's cell.
00:59:07He didn't have it on him
00:59:07when he was being processed.
00:59:08Yeah, he has this thing
00:59:09where he makes stuff
00:59:10disappear somehow.
00:59:11I can't figure out
00:59:12how he does it,
00:59:13but I think you could
00:59:14give me an Uber.
00:59:15Yeah, I got you.
00:59:16I owe you.
00:59:17Yeah, you do.
00:59:19I can't believe it was that easy.
00:59:45Oh, wow.
00:59:47What?
00:59:48Can you believe
00:59:49this is how they've been
00:59:50tracking us?
00:59:50The iPad?
00:59:51Yes.
00:59:52These are very bad people,
00:59:54Sha.
00:59:54Doing very bad things.
00:59:56Anyone smell cinnamon?
01:00:15You know, feelers out there,
01:00:19and if...
01:00:20Excuse me, gentlemen.
01:00:25Oh, my God.
01:00:26He's even trying to shut down
01:00:27the Moonlight Mission.
01:00:29Christmas tree
01:00:29is like a pair of warm,
01:00:32open hands.
01:00:33He stands out there
01:00:34popping off about all the
01:00:35good things he's gonna do
01:00:36to that place.
01:00:37Dad, look.
01:00:39Those are the guys
01:00:40who took Nick.
01:00:41We need to help him.
01:00:43He may be different
01:00:44than who we thought
01:00:45he was, Dad,
01:00:46but he's not a bad person.
01:00:48Okay.
01:00:49I'll call my guy, Bobby,
01:00:51at the station
01:00:51and let him know, okay?
01:00:53I gotta unbedazzle
01:00:54this phone somehow.
01:01:01What's that?
01:01:01Remember, Lucille gave it to me.
01:01:03Said it was from Nick.
01:01:05Just a second.
01:01:08Dear Santa,
01:01:09instead of toys this year,
01:01:11I would let my parents
01:01:12to not fight so much
01:01:13and to not get a divorce.
01:01:16They are Theo
01:01:17and Brenda Garrick.
01:01:19I have an idea for you.
01:01:21My dad wants
01:01:22a collapsible fishing rod.
01:01:23He loves to fish.
01:01:26He catches bass
01:01:27and trout
01:01:28and shad.
01:01:29So if you could bring him
01:01:30the rod
01:01:31and he thinks it's my ma,
01:01:33everyone would be happy.
01:01:35Thanks and safe travels
01:01:36this Christmas Eve.
01:01:38Your friend,
01:01:39Eddie Garrick.
01:01:40Eddie Garrick.
01:01:43We do have to help him.
01:01:46We do?
01:01:47Yes, we do.
01:01:48But we don't know
01:01:48how to find him.
01:01:49Look!
01:01:52Give me an H.
01:01:53Give me an L.
01:01:54You're the smartest girl I know.
01:01:56All right.
01:01:57If you don't want a bad rating,
01:01:58change the plans,
01:01:59new address.
01:02:00Whoa.
01:02:02Hey, bud,
01:02:03you haven't touched your chicken.
01:02:04Oh, honey,
01:02:05don't be disappointed.
01:02:06I get it.
01:02:07Santa jumped out
01:02:07the back of our van,
01:02:08but at least we got to meet him.
01:02:09He really is.
01:02:10And he knew who we were.
01:02:12He knew who we were.
01:02:13He knew who you remember that.
01:02:14We're rock stars.
01:02:15We need your help.
01:02:16Hey.
01:02:16What's going on?
01:02:17Oh, you.
01:02:19What do you need our help for?
01:02:20To find Nick.
01:02:22All right.
01:02:23Damn this, Nick.
01:02:24Tony, how many times
01:02:25did I tell you, huh?
01:02:26How many times
01:02:27we need to get the new machine?
01:02:28I can't work like this.
01:02:31Where is he now?
01:02:34He's right here.
01:02:35Right, right where?
01:02:36Uptown.
01:02:37Uptown where?
01:02:38Looks like the mayor's mansion.
01:02:39Then that's where we have to go.
01:02:41What for?
01:02:41To save Santa Claus.
01:02:43Oh, I knew it.
01:02:46Somebody wants to do Christmas.
01:02:49No, no, no, no, no.
01:02:50That's what I can say to my mom.
01:02:51Somebody wants to do Christmas.
01:02:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:02:54Okay, let's just go.
01:02:55Come on.
01:02:56What do we do?
01:02:57We do Christmas.
01:02:59Run so loud and proud to hear it.
01:03:01It's Christmas time
01:03:02and we got the spirit.
01:03:04Jack was chilling.
01:03:05The hawk is out.
01:03:06And that's what Christmas is all about.
01:03:09Wow.
01:03:10Is that snow?
01:03:12We haven't had snow on Christmas Eve in maybe 30 years.
01:03:15No, not maybe.
01:03:16It's been exactly 30 years.
01:03:18Happy New Year!
01:03:25Happy New Year!
01:03:34Where's he at now?
01:03:35Just outside the mansion.
01:03:36Are you okay, honey?
01:03:46Two months worth of CrossFit, honey.
01:03:47All right.
01:03:50Be careful.
01:03:52I got this.
01:03:52Dad, I want to go with you.
01:03:58Not a chance.
01:03:59You stay here.
01:04:00You guys keep an eye on her, okay?
01:04:02Eddie.
01:04:03Don't forget this.
01:04:04Yes.
01:04:05Hey, Eddie.
01:04:06Huh?
01:04:07Do Christmas.
01:04:09Yeah.
01:04:17Here's what I'm thinking.
01:04:18I'm thinking you brought me here to get the naughty and nice list.
01:04:21Of course, it's not the naughty and nice list because you already have that.
01:04:24So once you don't with the list, just give it back to me so I can finish my deliveries
01:04:28for the night.
01:04:30Hello?
01:04:31Let me see him.
01:04:34Where's my tablet?
01:04:35Like I told you, associates, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:38You're in my house looking for it.
01:04:40Who do you work for?
01:04:41That's been a debate for generations, you know?
01:04:43I mean, some people think I work for Mother Nature or Father Time.
01:04:47Even recently, everybody thinks I work for Beyonce.
01:04:49But no, every married man would understand this.
01:04:52I work for Mrs. Claus.
01:04:53Mrs. Claus is running everything.
01:04:55Whatever she tell me to do, that is what I do.
01:04:59As soon as I get out of this event, you and I are going to have a little discussion.
01:05:03And I'm not going to lie, it will be painful for you.
01:05:07Mary?
01:05:08Yes, sir?
01:05:08I'll meet you at the place next to the thing, and we will get this information out of him.
01:05:12Copy that, boss.
01:05:16Let's get this over with.
01:05:18It's probably the boss to clear up where the place by the thing is.
01:05:21Good, because I had no idea.
01:05:23Yeah, boss?
01:05:36Nick!
01:05:38Hey, Eddie, how you doing?
01:05:42What is going on in there?
01:05:45Guess they heard one too many Christmas songs.
01:05:50Looks like it's wearing off now.
01:05:51Let's get out of here.
01:05:53Right there.
01:05:55Get out of here!
01:05:56Madam Mayor, what a lovely party.
01:06:03Thank you so much, Conor.
01:06:04That's so nice of you.
01:06:06Now, what do you want?
01:06:07What are you doing here?
01:06:09I came here for you.
01:06:10What do you mean you came here for me?
01:06:11Wait, did the truck was tracking me here?
01:06:13Yeah, they did.
01:06:14You know what?
01:06:14I love that family.
01:06:16Look, there's one more thing I've got to tell you, but let's just get out of here.
01:06:20I'll tell you later.
01:06:20They can't pardon, and I'm the loud soccer ball.
01:06:24I'm sorry.
01:06:24Excuse me, Madam Mayor.
01:06:26Just a moment.
01:06:32They got away.
01:06:33You know those bad guys are after my naughty and nice list.
01:06:36Ooh, macros.
01:06:36Yes, I know.
01:06:38Harp is a congressman on the House Appropriations Committee.
01:06:41He's been accepting bribes, and he's basically using it like his own private piggy bank.
01:06:45Those are a lot of words.
01:06:48Come on, man.
01:06:50So the tablet that you took in 10's list of all the payoffs he intends to collect tonight.
01:06:55You believe it?
01:06:55Stop!
01:07:16Okay, boss?
01:07:17You look tired.
01:07:22Where's my tablet?
01:07:23Look, like I said, I don't know.
01:07:26Look, Santa, I have no problem destroying this for every kid in America.
01:07:34Oh, sorry.
01:07:36You think I'm just local?
01:07:37No, no, I'm global.
01:07:41Okay.
01:07:42What about you?
01:07:44What about me?
01:07:45What's your involvement in all of this?
01:07:47I'm just Santa's helper.
01:07:48That's it.
01:07:48Eddie, did you just say, did you just say that out loud?
01:07:54Don't, don't do that.
01:07:55It's just Santa's helper.
01:07:57Comes such a long way, Eddie.
01:07:59Don't, don't take it.
01:08:00Y'all heard that.
01:08:02He said he's Santa's helper.
01:08:04All right.
01:08:05And his partnership.
01:08:06Okay, okay, all right, all right.
01:08:07Okay, okay, don't go too far.
01:08:09Calm down.
01:08:10What is happening here?
01:08:12How can these two rob us, outfox us, outrun us?
01:08:16These two!
01:08:17Man, you are not Santa Claus.
01:08:20And you, you're not whoever it is you think you are.
01:08:22Why are you messing with me?
01:08:23I ain't even doing anything.
01:08:24Take them to the spot and use everything we learned on Google on how to extract information
01:08:29from those who don't want information extracted from them.
01:08:32Yes!
01:08:32Conrad Hart!
01:08:34When you were nine years old, you wanted that action Arthur Ninja doll with the Kung Fu
01:08:39gripping.
01:08:40Yes, you did.
01:08:40Yes, you did.
01:08:41Yes, yes, you did.
01:08:42I don't know what you're talking about.
01:08:45Didn't have the little button in the back and do like this and the foot and the armor
01:08:48come up.
01:08:48It'd be the right foot and the left hand and do look a karate thing.
01:08:51But you wanted that.
01:08:52It was tricky that year.
01:08:53We couldn't get it for you because the gingerbread man decided to go on a strike.
01:08:56I know you really wanted that action doll.
01:08:58And I'm sorry I couldn't get it for you.
01:09:00But it all makes sense now, which is why you probably got this weird origin villain
01:09:05story right now.
01:09:06Shut up!
01:09:08You guys, take care of this!
01:09:13I got it.
01:09:18Give me this.
01:09:25Very good.
01:09:26Now, Eddie, you gotta believe.
01:09:30Believe magic happens.
01:09:32What shall we do about these two?
01:09:35What is that?
01:09:36Little known Santa fact number four.
01:09:38Reindeer can do more than just fly.
01:09:41They're great at gift wrapping, making pasta from scratch, and protecting Santa against anybody
01:09:45that messes with him.
01:09:47Eddie, open your eyes.
01:10:03This is a castle.
01:10:25Oh!
01:10:26Oh!
01:10:27Oh!
01:10:33Man, where have they been all night?
01:10:40Look, they've just been circling the sky, waiting on you.
01:10:43Just waiting on you to have faith.
01:11:03Man, where have they been all night?
01:11:33Turn those lights off!
01:12:03Oh.
01:12:09I'm gonna knock you down!
01:12:12I'm gonna knock you down!
01:12:18How long will I be up here?
01:12:25That's what you get.
01:12:26Mommy!
01:12:37You see the reindeer?
01:12:39Yeah!
01:12:40You wanna go pet them?
01:12:40Mm-hmm.
01:12:41Mm-hmm.
01:12:42Mm-hmm.
01:12:43Hi.
01:12:44You're so fluffy.
01:12:46Nice job.
01:12:47I missed you so much.
01:12:49Great job tonight, ladies.
01:12:50All right.
01:12:51Let's get out of here.
01:12:52Hey, Nick.
01:12:53You're forgetting something.
01:12:54Can't forget this.
01:13:02Hey.
01:13:04You know, this whole time you've been trying to get me to believe in you, I want you to
01:13:15know that I wouldn't have got there if you didn't believe in me first.
01:13:19Look, Eddie, I would love to take the credit for this, but this is about me believing in
01:13:26you.
01:13:27You know who truly believe in you to make all this happen?
01:13:30That amazing little girl right over there.
01:13:35Can you smile for me?
01:13:38Hi.
01:13:39So are these your brothers or your sisters, or...?
01:13:43Look, Eddie, all I wanted to do was have you start believing again, like you once did,
01:13:49you know?
01:13:50When 80-year-old Eddie thought that a fishing rod would solve all of his problems.
01:13:57You know, things aren't so bad, Nick.
01:14:04Things aren't so bad at all.
01:14:06Before I forget, could you give us a heart for me?
01:14:17Got it.
01:14:18Tell me it's from Santa.
01:14:20gonna go back to my family, Nick.
01:14:35You really pulled out all of the stops this year, I'm not a mare.
01:14:38He's on the move!
01:14:52Okay, so my dad pressed the reindeer clicker right, and that called the reindeer.
01:14:56Are you getting this?
01:14:58Should I start over?
01:14:59So everything you need to know about the crooked congressman and his three stooges is on there?
01:15:04Huh?
01:15:04Arthur, before you go, uh, he wanted you to have this.
01:15:09What is it?
01:15:10Guess you gotta open it and see.
01:15:15No.
01:15:17No.
01:15:18Action, Arthur!
01:15:19Action, Arthur!
01:15:21I'm a good boy now!
01:15:24Yeah, okay, get him in.
01:15:26Action, Arthur!
01:15:27Officer!
01:15:29Action, Arthur!
01:15:30Maybe he really was Santa.
01:15:32I told you the entire time that he has magic powers.
01:15:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:15:38Why would it be?
01:15:39Aren't you guys a little old to be believing in Santa Claus?
01:15:43I'm 42.
01:15:51Hello?
01:15:53Nick?
01:15:53You okay?
01:15:56You got it, brother.
01:15:57We are back, people!
01:16:01We are back!
01:16:06Merry Christmas!
01:16:07One, two, three...
01:16:09We said Christmas!
01:16:12All right, let's roll.
01:16:14Time to keep on truckin'.
01:16:15It's okay, Dad.
01:16:34You'll do great.
01:16:35You'll do great.
01:16:35Are you okay?
01:16:46I'm fine.
01:16:47We had the best night.
01:16:49Where were you?
01:16:50I know you're not gonna believe me,
01:16:52but we were with Santa Claus.
01:16:54Okay, you know what, Eddie?
01:16:55Now is not the time to mess with me.
01:16:57No, no, no, baby.
01:16:58We were.
01:16:58We were with Santa Claus.
01:16:59I promise.
01:17:00Charlotte, you gonna leave me out the drive?
01:17:01You gotta back me up.
01:17:03Mom, Dad's telling the truth.
01:17:05We were.
01:17:06Okay, so now you've enlisted our eight-year-old daughter
01:17:08to go along with your shenanigans.
01:17:09No, no, no.
01:17:10I would never do that.
01:17:11Eddie, really go in Santa Claus?
01:17:11I'm telling you.
01:17:12Just listen to me.
01:17:12Just listen for a second.
01:17:14Wow.
01:17:16What was that?
01:17:21What are y'all looking at?
01:17:27What are you doing here?
01:17:28See, I knew your story wouldn't fly,
01:17:30so I said I'd help you out a bit.
01:17:33Yeah, it crashed right into the ocean.
01:17:35Hi.
01:17:36Hi.
01:17:37You're the Santa Claus?
01:17:39Yes, I am the Santa Claus.
01:17:42Oh, okay.
01:17:44Hi.
01:17:44Well, but what's up with the ombre beard?
01:17:47He dyed it because of his midlife crisis.
01:17:51You, you, this is all quite unbelievable.
01:17:54You know what's unbelievable?
01:17:55The look on your seven-year-old face
01:17:58when you got your Mr. and Mrs. Seahorse family play set.
01:18:03Wow, you were so excited to have that.
01:18:06It's crazy that you didn't think he was getting a gift there yet because...
01:18:08My dad had lost his job.
01:18:10I do not remember telling you about that.
01:18:15You didn't.
01:18:16That's what I'm saying.
01:18:17This is what I've been dealing with all night.
01:18:19Okay.
01:18:20Good night.
01:18:21Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:18:22Don't leave just yet.
01:18:23Eddie here has, uh,
01:18:25has something he wants to tell you.
01:18:27I do?
01:18:28He knows what you are thinking.
01:18:30I know what you're thinking.
01:18:31So you're gonna say it?
01:18:32Okay.
01:18:33You're gonna say it?
01:18:33Yes, I do, I do.
01:18:34He does.
01:18:35Okay.
01:18:36There you go.
01:18:36Go ahead, do your thing.
01:18:37I'm, I'm, I'm going.
01:18:38Okay, give me, give me a little, give me some space.
01:18:40Okay, I'll look at that.
01:18:41Give me some space.
01:18:45Allison.
01:18:46Allison.
01:18:48You know something?
01:18:50I'll be over here.
01:18:55Allison, I think I've always been afraid.
01:18:58Ever since I was eight years old,
01:19:00I have been terrified.
01:19:01Because on Christmas, my parents split up.
01:19:05So when Charlotte turned eight,
01:19:07it just all came flooding back.
01:19:09And I figured it's safer to, as you say, detach.
01:19:12But that's not being safe, I know.
01:19:15That's just being afraid.
01:19:18And now I realize none of that makes any sense.
01:19:22Not when you have something that you really believe in.
01:19:26And for me, that's you.
01:19:31And my beautiful daughter, Charlotte.
01:19:36I guess what I'm trying to say is that
01:19:38you two are my Christmas.
01:19:42Every day of the year.
01:19:44And I love you.
01:19:45It took your buddy Santa to help you figure out all of this.
01:19:52He did a little bit, yes.
01:19:54I'll give him a little credit.
01:19:56Man, you're gonna make me cry.
01:20:03So what did you think?
01:20:05About what I said?
01:20:06I think
01:20:11It was I.
01:20:15What?
01:20:16I think I like it.
01:20:23Santa, why is your back moving?
01:20:26I'm glad you asked.
01:20:29I got surprised for you.
01:20:31You said hello to Bulldozer.
01:20:35No.
01:20:37No, no, no, no, no.
01:20:38Hello, Bulldozer.
01:20:40No, no, no.
01:20:40We do not need a dog, okay?
01:20:42Yes, we do.
01:20:43We need a dog.
01:20:45I know 30 years ago we couldn't see your dad's dog.
01:20:50I'm so glad you agreed.
01:20:53Charlotte, look.
01:21:00Christmas magic.
01:21:02You're the man, Santa.
01:21:11He has made money.
01:21:13My work is done.
01:21:15You're so cute.
01:21:22All right, Garris.
01:21:26Have a merry Christmas.
01:21:31Whoa.
01:21:40Are we expecting someone else?
01:21:45Hey, guys.
01:21:46You want to come in and meet Bulldozer?
01:21:48Oh, absolutely.
01:21:49Absolutely.
01:21:50Absolutely.
01:21:51Look.
01:21:52Oh, my God.
01:21:55All right, ladies.
01:21:57We got a long night to go.
01:21:58Ain't a lot of catching up to do.
01:22:00Bye, Santa.
01:22:13Bye, Santa.
01:22:18Bye, Santa.
01:22:22Okay.
01:22:26Bye, Santa.
01:22:27Bye, Santa.
01:22:42Bye.
01:22:43Bye, Santa.
01:22:44Bye.
01:22:44Bye.
01:22:45Yeah.
01:23:15Come on in time.
01:23:45You made me believe again.
01:23:48Oh my god.
01:23:49Is it Christmas?
01:23:51Oh, I feel like a kid again.
01:23:54Your beard is white as snow.
01:23:57Your gifts can warm the cold.
01:24:00You know everything I need.
01:24:03You're all right.
01:24:04You're all right with me.
01:24:07You're all right with me.
01:24:09Oh, Santa, you're all right.
01:24:12You're all right with me.
01:24:16Making sure your mist is right.
01:24:19Travel through the freezing night.
01:24:22Put the smiles come on in time.
01:24:24Oh, you're all right.
01:24:26You're all right with me.
01:24:29You're all right with me.
01:24:32Santa, you're all right.
01:24:34You're all right with me.
01:24:37You made me believe again.
01:24:43Oh my god.
01:24:44Is it Christmas?
01:24:45I feel like a kid again.
01:24:48Wow.
01:24:49Look at all the presents.
01:24:51You made me believe again.
01:24:53Santa, you're my best friend.
01:24:56I feel like a kid again.
01:24:59Oh, Santa, you're all right.
01:25:01You're all right with me.
01:25:03All right.
01:25:05Oh, Santa, you're all right.
01:25:07All right.
01:25:08All right with me.
01:25:09All right.
01:25:10Yes, Santa, you're all right.
01:25:12All right.
01:25:13Santa, you're all right with me.
01:25:15All right.
01:25:16Oh, Santa, you're all right.
01:25:18All right.
01:25:19You're all right with me.
01:25:20All right.
01:25:22Oh.
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