00:00And I guess it's time for a visit from the extreme superstar, Steve Austin.
00:15I'm assuming he's dressed the way he is to mock both champion and challenger.
00:36Yeah, stop it.
00:39A couple of people got smart with me on the way to the building today
00:42and said I was a Hulk Hogan wannabe.
00:46One of them said I looked like Hulk Hogan.
00:51I've been cramped on for four years.
00:53I believe I deserve a break.
01:01I didn't get to climb a ladder to the top in WCW like this.
01:04I'm up here all the way at the top and I look down
01:14and I see two jabronis
01:17and from the places I've been about a $5 piece of ass.
01:23Whip Wreck, you amaze me, son, because you're a go-getter.
01:34You ain't got no quit in you.
01:37You don't know what the word quit means.
01:39I respect you for that.
01:43But you're still just a loser in my book, son.
01:46Nice guy.
01:49This is Steve Austin talking to you.
01:51And if I'm calling you a loser, you can damn well bet it's the truth.
01:56What a jerk.
02:01Keep drinking a few more beers.
02:03Smoke a couple more cigarettes because, yeah,
02:06you're sure you're really, really cool.
02:09Brother, I'm going to get your ass in a ring
02:11and I'm going to run circles around you.
02:12And when your tongue's hanging out there by your feet
02:15and I'm walking off with a damn belt in my hands,
02:18you're going to wonder, what the hell was I thinking?
02:20That's Steve Austin.
02:22On second thought, maybe I like him.
02:25I've met a Mikey Whip Wreck.
02:26It's not one of the misfits back here
02:28in that godforsaken dressing room, man.
02:30This is Steve Austin.
02:35Don't get me wrong, hey.
02:37I can rustle up $5
02:39and if I had a clothespin to put on my nose,
02:41I'd give you a try.
02:42Whoa!
02:47Don't make nothing too happy about those comments.
02:49Don't even think about looking at me pissed off, honey,
02:51because it's you that married a midget, not me.
02:55We...
02:56I wish both of you guys...
03:01Is that the phone ringing?
03:02I hope one of you kills each other
03:04because whoever comes out on top,
03:08goddamn, you're looking at the next champ right here.
03:10Well, I believe in his own humble way,
03:17Steve Austin just challenged the winner
03:19of this matchup to a world title matchup.
03:22The Sandman doesn't like it with a can of beer.
03:32The Extreme Superstar is carrying women to the locker room.
03:36She's kicking all the way.
03:41And a woman, at least for the time being,
03:47will not be a factor
03:48in this world heavyweight title matchup.
03:53Mikey ducks underneath the ladder.
03:55That may be bad luck.
03:56Like, if you don't like it...
