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00:00Hey, ladies, how y'all doing today?
00:13Good, baby.
00:14I see y'all looking absolutely fabulous.
00:16Oh, you too, Tony.
00:18Yeah, you look so good to you.
00:20I'm feeling the whole vibe.
00:21Thank y'all.
00:22Poor baby over there stuffed in a little tight joint.
00:25She look like she got some sexy lingerie.
00:27What you doing with that lingerie on, girl?
00:30Mm-hmm.
00:31It's cute.
00:32It's cute.
00:33Mm-hmm.
00:35I hear you, girl.
00:37Look at Tia.
00:38Oh, oh, she finally gave you the tongue.
00:41Ah!
00:42She trying to cheer me up.
00:43They be saying you a moff a dyke on TikTok.
00:47Can I do it?
00:48Can I do it?
00:49Please don't do it.
00:50Don't give her your groceries.
00:51Excuse me, y'all.
00:53We trying to-
00:54Love that ass.
00:55Come on now.
00:56Tia, why is you looking with one eye?
00:58Look.
00:59I want you to see the-
00:59You both your eyes, bitches.
01:00God, stop.
01:00I'm trying to hit the power ball.
01:02Get out of here.
01:02Get out of here.
01:03Y'all are going to show me.
01:04You ain't got no panties on?
01:06You ain't got no panties on.
01:08This bitch ain't got no panties on.
01:11It's too hot.
01:14And we supposed to be auntie.
01:15You think you still young, huh?
01:17Tia is disrespectful.
01:19Good, good, good lord.
01:20You shuck all our shits.
01:21Yeah, I put a heart in it.
01:23My luck, that was like 17 years of bad luck.
01:24You could not pull that out when
01:26Darius McCurry come out.
01:27You just gave me about 17 years of bad luck.
01:32You looked with your one good eye.
01:35Hey, what I'm supposed to do?
01:37Shit, I'm a shit.
01:38She did it right.
01:38But you see, she was looking at her.
01:40I did not look.
01:41I can't see that far.
01:42Bitch, I got glaucoma.
01:43Don't start with me today.
01:44Well, let's see.
01:45Let's talk to the next guest.
01:46Please don't go that route.
01:48My bad, y'all know I'll be forgetting.
01:50So since you got your Beyonce jacket,
01:52you had your Beyonce music, got your little cute shit on,
01:55won't you introduce the next guest?
01:58And do it nicely.
02:00Please.
02:01He is fine.
02:02You been bad lately, girl.
02:04I can't wait to see what your husband look like.
02:06Super fun.
02:07Me too.
02:08Darius McCurry.
02:08Super fun.
02:10Oh, welcome, Mr. Darius McCurry.
02:13Whoa.
02:14McCurry McCurry.
02:15Eddie Winslow.
02:16McCurry, come on in here, baby.
02:17I want you to slide in like you did on that video.
02:21Whoa.
02:22Whoa.
02:23I see a mother like you had a bottle of Tito's, dog.
02:25Let me get him out, motherfucker.
02:27What?
02:29I'm trying to figure out, where do I begin?
02:30Oh.
02:31Let us begin.
02:32Don't be scared now.
02:33What's going on, nephew?
02:35Hey, auntie.
02:36Hey, boobs.
02:36Hey, auntie.
02:37Hey, auntie.
02:38Let's do it back.
02:40Ah, don't get too close, because I heard.
02:42Don't worry about what you heard.
02:43I'm going to give you the word.
02:44I heard.
02:45Come on, sit down.
02:46The tea is brewing.
02:48It's hot.
02:49Ah.
02:50Yeah, it's real hot.
02:51My goodness.
02:51My goodness.
02:52Wow.
02:52All that hugging, and your wife's going to be upset.
02:55Well, thank God I'm divorced.
02:56Oh, what?
02:57Four and a half times.
02:58Thank God.
02:59Oh.
03:01You really was married for so bad.
03:02How what was the half a time?
03:03I tried to make, half a time is when I was smart enough to get out before, uh, before settle
03:08in.
03:09Okay.
03:10I been there.
03:11She been there.
03:12I'll buy some of that money, though.
03:13That, that, that, that.
03:14Well, all four and a half of them did.
03:16All four.
03:17But I mean, you know, I mean, Sharon is Karen, right?
03:19Can you name all four marriages?
03:20Can you name all four?
03:21Do you remember?
03:22I'd rather not.
03:23They said man drinks to forget.
03:26And with that said, where's the bar?
03:28Sure.
03:29Come on now.
03:30You got to give me the best one.
03:32Uh, the best one, uh...
03:33Was probably the last one.
03:34Superhead.
03:35No, wasn't the last one.
03:36Superhead was super at everything that she did.
03:39Yeah.
03:40But I'm not going to give her the best.
03:41Superhead was your wife?
03:42I'm not...
03:43Oh, he's not giving her the best.
03:44I tried to make an honest woman out of her, but you know...
03:47Superhead?
03:48You know you can't tell them.
03:49Well, you know what they say.
03:51A baby doesn't change a man and a ring doesn't change a thought.
03:55That's my thought.
03:56There you go.
03:57Okay.
03:58I'm with you on that.
03:59You sound like you'd be willing to risk it all.
04:01Uh, well, you know, at times.
04:03Most men aren't.
04:04You're still getting them big checks from, uh...
04:06Well, you know, um, I'm so happy about what I've been blessed to do in the past,
04:10but I'm even more happy about what I'm doing now in the future.
04:13Speak on it.
04:14What you got?
04:15Yeah.
04:16Well, uh...
04:17I'm doing this, this, uh, this thing.
04:18It's a comedy thing.
04:19It's called High Darius.
04:20That's anything above and beyond hilarious.
04:22Mm-hmm.
04:23And so, um, uh, we're going out with some great comedians.
04:26I've been blessed to work with guys like Faison Love, uh...
04:29Wow.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Um, who I've had, uh, known forever.
04:33Billy Sorrells is another one.
04:34The big fat laugh Faison.
04:37Big worm.
04:38That's my dog.
04:39That's my dog.
04:40That's your dog.
04:41Yeah, but I've been working with some great, great comedians.
04:43I'm cat dog.
04:44Some of my friends, a lot of friends.
04:45And, um, we're, we're, uh, we're touring.
04:47So, I, I mean, I just flew in to see you all.
04:50Oh, wow.
04:51That's good.
04:53We just had, uh, four amazing shows in, in Washington, D.C.
04:55Hey.
04:56And so, uh, I'm, I'm in this comedy space.
04:57Where was my ticket?
04:58You can have whatever you like.
05:00Oh.
05:01Hey.
05:02Hey, Angie.
05:03Listen, I want to give it.
05:04Well, she can't be number five.
05:05Hold on, I want to give it.
05:06She got an invisible husband.
05:07I want, I want to give it.
05:08Why you keep wiping your forehead?
05:10You sweating like a motherfucker.
05:11Well, I mean, I am in the hot seat.
05:13You've been drinking.
05:14You sober right now.
05:15No, no, no, no.
05:16I can talk.
05:17You said you wanted to say something.
05:19I've been drinking Red Bull.
05:20I'm going to give a disclaimer.
05:21After 40 years in this industry, I've been blessed to have a career.
05:25Congratulations.
05:26I mean, some people can't do something for five minutes.
05:28I mean, ask me when I'm trying to put something together with a manual.
05:30That's major.
05:31I'll put a manual down if you like, and the extra parts.
05:33I don't need these.
05:34I can put this together myself.
05:35But, um, uh, 40 years I've been blessed to have been doing this.
05:39And my career has spanned, uh, you know, so long that there's a lot of syndication.
05:45And so there are younger audiences that tune in.
05:49And then there are those who've been with me from the start.
05:51Um, you know, from my first movie.
05:53Look at that smile.
05:54What's your first movie?
05:55Big Shots.
05:56It was a movie called Big Shots.
05:57I missed that one.
05:58I'm going to have to hear it.
05:59Yes.
06:00And I did Mississippi Burning right after that.
06:01How old were you?
06:02I was nine years old.
06:03That was the first movie.
06:04You were nine years old in the industry?
06:05Yeah.
06:06Yeah.
06:07So it's, um, um, yeah.
06:08But my point is that...
06:09So you're 49?
06:1052?
06:11I just made 48.
06:1248.
06:13Yeah.
06:14Okay.
06:15So I was a little younger when it started, but it caught up with me.
06:16I got you.
06:17Yeah.
06:18And then you have to add the Hollywood years, so it's really doubled.
06:19So I'm a lot older than I look.
06:20Dog years.
06:21Yes.
06:22And you know, Tia's single and new to Hollywood.
06:24Well, I date aunties was my point.
06:25Oh.
06:26That's what I was going with.
06:27We was just a year apart.
06:28Oh, shit.
06:29I'm 47, so...
06:30I'm just saying, you know, I mean, because I've been blessed to have a younger audience,
06:33you know.
06:34But what's your type, though?
06:35Because, I mean, you don't really like us like that.
06:36No.
06:37You like, you know, you freaky deaky like I heard.
06:40He said he wants to date aunties.
06:43That means he like that sweet wine, that sweet bird.
06:46I'm single.
06:47Just so you know.
06:48But what's your type, though?
06:49Men, women?
06:50I don't really have a type.
06:52You know.
06:53I love women.
06:54I love...
06:55So no men?
06:56Yeah.
06:57No, no, that's not, no.
06:58But I'm not mad at anybody who loves...
07:00I love everybody.
07:01We got facts.
07:02You know that's what's going on in the room.
07:03No, I love everybody, and everybody's invited to my party.
07:06Is it like a Diddy party?
07:07No.
07:08Yeah, it is.
07:09No, it's not like that.
07:10I don't wanna go.
07:11Let me say this.
07:12No, no, hold on.
07:13Hold on.
07:14No, I'm not gonna go there.
07:15What I'm gonna say is this.
07:16Anybody in 2025, and I said 2025, even though it's 2024, because I'm ahead of my time.
07:21I'm catching up on myself, so I'll give you a chance to try and catch me if you can.
07:25Okay.
07:26All right.
07:27I like that.
07:28I like that.
07:29I'm just saying.
07:30Anybody in 2025 who is homophobic or has any fear or hatred in their heart, and they can't
07:34accept somebody for who they are, and they stop themselves from allowing the joy that God
07:40has created all of us to bring into each other's lives.
07:43Growth.
07:44You have some serious growth to do and some serious maturity to find.
07:48Right.
07:49Because you never know what blessings you're blocking by ignorance.
07:53Yes.
07:54Yeah.
07:55That's everyday.
07:56I'm gonna say that.
07:57So, you know, I grew up in Hollywood.
08:00I didn't come here looking for a dream or trying to find my way.
08:04My family is a music royalty.
08:07Me and my dad arranged vocals for Michael Jackson.
08:11Oh, wow.
08:12And my family sang on songs in the Key of Life and signed the Capitol Records.
08:16And, I mean, that's the reason I'm even in this industry.
08:18Yeah, I'm from there.
08:19So you was privileged.
08:20Well, I mean, you know.
08:22I wouldn't say privileged at nine years old in Hollywood with all that shit going on
08:25that was going on at home.
08:26Well, it wasn't.
08:27It wasn't because my mom was my first and greatest manager.
08:30And so my mom didn't play that.
08:31Well, how you ended up with Superhead if your mama ain't playing?
08:34You're a grown man.
08:35You're a real grown man.
08:36Because I...
08:38She didn't want to marry.
08:39It doesn't matter.
08:40Listen, let me tell you something.
08:41That's a smart...
08:41You took Superhead home to your mama.
08:43I didn't.
08:44I married her first, and then my mom met her.
08:45God damn.
08:46You married Superhead?
08:48Yeah, you like to risk it all.
08:49No, you did.
08:50I do, but see, we had a friendship first.
08:53Well, we were good friends.
08:54But he said, question ladies, that that was not his best.
08:58No.
08:58I was listening.
09:00Hold on.
09:00I just want to know how did your mom feel when you brought Superhead home?
09:03Do you need some tissue, baby?
09:04I can get you some Kleenex.
09:06You done had him some T-Dos, but he ran him.
09:08No, no.
09:09That was earlier today.
09:10You ain't on that shit.
09:11I want you to remember that it's...
09:12You ain't on that shit, is you?
09:13No.
09:14No, no, no, no, no.
09:15You don't do no drugs.
09:16Hollywood.
09:1640 years in Hollywood.
09:18Can you look this good in...
09:20That don't mean nothing, baby.
09:22Actually, actually, let me add that.
09:24I'm not saying that...
09:24No, you cannot look this good.
09:26You look marvelous.
09:28Thank you, my dear.
09:29You look marvelous, honey.
09:30Thank you, my dear.
09:31Wow.
09:31So how many years have you been sober?
09:33I'm just a mere reflection.
09:34Yes.
09:35Oh, I thought you were kind of...
09:35How many years have you been sober?
09:38Uh, sober?
09:39Yeah.
09:39What is sober?
09:40Yeah, you ain't sober.
09:41You on that T-Dos.
09:42You say you was...
09:43You on that bitch right now.
09:44No, no, no.
09:45I'm going to ask you.
09:46What is sober to you?
09:47Because there's some people who have sugar addiction.
09:50Yes.
09:50That gets them high.
09:51That is the biggest addiction.
09:53Yes.
09:53Some people have porn addictions.
09:54Yes.
09:55That gets them high.
09:56Yes.
09:56Some people have sex addictions.
09:58So he asked you a question.
09:58What is sober to you, Ante?
10:00Well...
10:00If you don't mind me asking.
10:02Thank you, my dear.
10:02You're welcome.
10:02It's from drugs, alcoholism.
10:05You know, chivalry isn't dead as long as I'm alive.
10:07That's that liquor coming at you, boy.
10:09No, it's not.
10:10Well, that's the loser, baby.
10:10I'm wearing a turtleneck and a leather coat.
10:13Well, why?
10:14It's spring, baby.
10:15And I'm hot.
10:16Yes, baby.
10:17You do that before you got it.
10:18It's spring.
10:18I'm fanning, man, baby.
10:19That's that goddamn karma sign coming about you.
10:24No, no, no, no, no.
10:25So I would like to know.
10:27You like to grab her the white.
10:28I'll ask you.
10:29What's the freakiest thing that you've done?
10:31You know, that superhead did on you.
10:34Well, we have this thing we used to do called the one-man gangbang.
10:37It was a little something that I came up with.
10:39You got some Hollywood shit there?
10:40Well, no, no, no.
10:41No, no, no.
10:41Hold on.
10:42He said he came up with it.
10:43Can I?
10:43One-man gangbang.
10:44Yeah, one-man gangbang.
10:45I am an actor.
10:46It allowed me to practice my skills.
10:50You know, I might talk with an English accent.
10:52Well, let him tell us what that means.
10:52You know, I might fill the room up and, you know, I might be a thug.
10:55And, you know, you change the stroke.
10:56And, you know, she's blindfolded.
10:59And I put her in.
10:59Oh, I be doing that shit.
11:01Yeah, blindfolded.
11:01That's not called gangbang.
11:03That's role-playing.
11:04Yeah, well, that's role-playing.
11:05But she did gangbang.
11:05But he got a name to his shit.
11:07By different men with different personalities.
11:11But they're me.
11:11They're me.
11:11It's all me.
11:12Oh, I love someone.
11:13It's all me.
11:14Yeah.
11:14Yeah.
11:15You know, I might come out and be like, hey.
11:17A farmer.
11:17Hey, next, homie.
11:18Next.
11:18I might be a farmer.
11:19Hey, let me hit that thug from the left.
11:21I want that iron worker.
11:21I got a little twang.
11:22Let me, hey, hey, here he is.
11:26There you go.
11:28That's what I'm saying.
11:29Camera man.
11:30Oh, so you be fantasizing about other men.
11:33No.
11:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:35No, no, no, no, no.
11:36That's what I'm saying.
11:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:39He's practicing his craft.
11:39No, no, no, no, no.
11:40There are some.
11:41He's studying his craft.
11:42There are some.
11:45Okay, I wasn't even going there.
11:46I wasn't ready for that.
11:47You want a shot of clock?
11:49No, no, no, no.
11:50Shot of clock?
11:50Come on, nephew, shot of clock, baby.
11:52No, no, no, no, no.
11:52Shot of clock.
11:53Why is my cup empty, though?
11:54Yeah, give him a shot.
11:55What kind of shit is this?
11:57Yeah.
11:57Jesus Christ.
11:58I thought this was a party.
12:00Don't you know who you're sitting with?
12:01I ain't sucking.
12:02I ain't sucking and fucking.
12:03I ain't had nothing since November.
12:04I'm going to lie to you.
12:06Thank you for sharing this, Karen, as I stated.
12:08Shot of clock.
12:08Shot of clock.
12:09Shot of clock.
12:10Shot of clock.
12:12Hey.
12:13All right.
12:13You better get loose now, y'all.
12:16Oh, wow.
12:18Yeah.
12:19So, as I was saying, the one-man gang bang.
12:21You should try this at home.
12:22You ever bust through the window?
12:24Try it at home?
12:24Oh, Mr. Raper Man.
12:26Dastic shit.
12:27I used to love to be Mr. Raper Man.
12:29Oh, my God, I love that shit.
12:29What is that?
12:31Mr. Raper Man?
12:31Y'all ain't never had nobody break in?
12:33Wait, tell me about it.
12:34Mr. Raper Man.
12:34That sounds like some prison shit.
12:36Well, no, no.
12:36It's the way he's saying it, Mr. Raper Man.
12:37Did you have a fantasy about men doing men and something
12:40that you want to talk to us about?
12:42No, I'm going to tell you why.
12:44I'm just asking, auntie.
12:45It's just, I didn't do it without her knowledge.
12:47It's a lot going on out here, so I just have to ask.
12:50I be liking to know.
12:51I mean, you know.
12:52I like when you're transparent and you're just being free
12:55in yourself.
12:56Well, that's who I am.
12:57That's what these couches is for, baby.
12:58We're your auntie.
12:59And that's what's so beautiful about my experience.
13:03Man, you never gave us that much.
13:04Talk about your experience, baby.
13:05I'm interested.
13:06Well, my experience is authenticity.
13:10Oh.
13:11And that's why I've been able to do what I do for so long,
13:13because I really honestly just don't give a fuck.
13:16My man.
13:16You know what I'm saying?
13:17Yeah.
13:17And when you can really own that,
13:21and you can do that, everything that you, yeah.
13:24And you attract everything that you want.
13:26You know, I mean, I've always been a guy where,
13:29you know, I mean, you can't tell it faster than me.
13:33So, you know, it's kind of hard to blackroll.
13:35When's your birthday?
13:36What sign are you?
13:36I'm a Taurus.
13:37May 1st.
13:38What are you?
13:39I'm a Leo.
13:39I'm a Taurus.
13:40Oh, my God.
13:41My last, how did you guys make that work?
13:42My last wife, the last one was a Leo,
13:45and she's awesome.
13:47We got it together now,
13:49but she really kicked my ass.
13:51Who was your last wife?
13:52Which one is that?
13:54Well, I don't know if she wants to be...
13:56Well, I mean, like, if she was in Hollywood...
13:58It's four and a half,
14:00because the first one was the half.
14:01So I guess I would count her at the last as five,
14:04because she was...
14:05I mean, you're like, what you need?
14:07Citizenship?
14:07Like, what does you keep getting married for?
14:09I don't need citizenship.
14:10I need love.
14:12When I'm alone in my room,
14:13sometimes I stare at the wall,
14:15and in the back of my mind,
14:16I hear my conscience call,
14:17telling me I need a girl
14:19that's as sweet as a dog.
14:20For the first time in my life,
14:22I see I need love.
14:23There I was,
14:24giggling about the games
14:26that I played with many hearts,
14:27and I ain't seeing no names.
14:28One, two, three, or four.
14:31Five.
14:31Pick a number.
14:32Well, it's four and a half.
14:35It's four and a half.
14:35Okay, four and a half.
14:37Pick a number.
14:37Hold on, my mic is strong.
14:38Pick a number.
14:39Back in the sky, it's on.
14:40One, two, three, four.
14:41One, two, three, four.
14:43Hold on.
14:43Wait, wait, I got it.
14:44I'm okay, I'm okay.
14:45I fixed it.
14:46I fixed it.
14:47One, two, three, four.
14:48There it is.
14:50Pick a number.
14:51It's falling, it's sliding.
14:52He's sweating.
14:53That's that Tito.
14:53That's not Tito.
14:55I promise it ain't no Tito.
14:56What you on, Casamigos?
14:58No, but if you got any cocaine,
15:01I'm joking.
15:02I'm kidding.
15:03I'm kidding.
15:03I know what's going on here.
15:05This is the front for the cartel.
15:07That's what happened to all of you guys.
15:09That's what this shit is.
15:10That's what this shit is.
15:12I'm joking, I'm joking.
15:14All right, now, listen carefully.
15:16Hold up to you.
15:17Pick a number.
15:18One, two, three, or four.
15:20I'll be your other half of the half.
15:24That's in reference to my wife.
15:27No.
15:27Oh, okay, for.
15:29What?
15:31For us.
15:35You win.
15:37We're winning.
15:38Winning.
15:39That means she going to show you her pussy
15:42by five minutes.
15:43Okay.
15:44I'm going to tell you something right now.
15:45You can't see the fucking dick.
15:47I'm just saying, don't make me look.
15:49She going to take you to a Beyonce time
15:51server in a chat.
15:52It is family matters.
15:54I really want to know what Superhead wanted with you.
15:57Is you got a big dick or something?
15:58Like, you fucking good?
15:59Well, I've been told that it's rather nice.
16:02I mean, you don't see his feet.
16:03I told you you could think of his nose, bitch.
16:06Well, you know what they say about men with big feet, right?
16:08Big feet?
16:08Big shoes.
16:09What size shoes you wear?
16:10Well, this is a 13.
16:12Yeah, 13, 14.
16:13But, hey, listen, listen, listen.
16:15Let me ask some more better questions.
16:15There's so much more to me.
16:17My brain is, there's so much more.
16:19How far did you go in your education?
16:21Did you go to college?
16:22Did you have college days?
16:23So, so, I went to college for a semester.
16:28You ain't got a lot there, I think.
16:28Hold on.
16:29I don't.
16:30She ain't going to leave.
16:31Do I say my, auntie, do I say like the kind of,
16:33do I say like the type of two that.
16:35He ain't went either.
16:36No, let me explain.
16:37Let me tell you guys.
16:38This is a real story.
16:38We want to hear.
16:39I did one semester in college,
16:41and I booked a movie with Robert De Niro.
16:43Oh, wow.
16:44And I was like, what the fuck do I need this for?
16:46People are going to college to figure out
16:47what to do with their life.
16:48I know what I'm supposed to do with mine.
16:50All right.
16:50Forty years in this industry.
16:52My second movie, I won in, well, I didn't win,
16:54but the movie won an Oscar.
16:56Wow.
16:56I mean, Mississippi Vernon.
16:58Nice movie.
16:58Oh, you was in that?
16:59Yeah, he said when he was nine years old.
17:01Let me tell you something.
17:02I gotta look at them.
17:03I don't even look at my resume anymore.
17:05I can, I refer to myself as the brother who was in that.
17:09I'm the brother who was in that.
17:11Transformers, I'm the brother who was in that.
17:12Saw, I'm the brother who was in that.
17:13That's why them bitches marry you.
17:15You got them fucking dick.
17:16So how many years have you been in?
17:17Let me tell you something.
17:18You got good dick.
17:19Listen, let me tell you something.
17:20And I give great head.
17:22Listen.
17:23Ooh.
17:23Like a bulldog or something?
17:24And I listen.
17:25Well, I was taught to give head by a lesbian, but...
17:28They say the men that get the best head was taught by some bulldog.
17:32Yeah, yeah.
17:33They just say the lesbian.
17:34I just said, well, she wasn't really a lesbian.
17:35She was bisexual.
17:36She was bisexual.
17:37She liked girls.
17:38Like her?
17:38Yeah.
17:39Well, you like her.
17:40That's hot.
17:41I'm a reformed.
17:42Wow.
17:43I'm a reformed addict.
17:44Wow.
17:45Okay.
17:46Why you fucking with Kinesa Tony?
17:47I got about 20 years clean.
17:49I love that.
17:49But Tokio was...
17:51She liked me, too, though.
17:52She's still buffing.
17:52You see how she ain't looking over here?
17:54Tokio is still buffing.
17:55No, listen.
17:56Listen.
17:56Guys, seriously.
17:57Ladies.
17:57You have a virgin.
17:58You have a virgin.
17:59I'm about to jump off the porch.
18:01I don't give head.
18:03Oh.
18:04You would never go.
18:05I'm a side dog.
18:06Let him answer this question.
18:08Go ahead, baby.
18:09Show him your tongue thing, Tokio.
18:11No, don't show him.
18:13There you go.
18:13See what I'm saying?
18:14It's going to hypnotize you.
18:16Keep looking at that motherfucker.
18:16He don't want that shit.
18:17Keep looking at that motherfucker.
18:18Yep.
18:19Keep looking.
18:19Okay.
18:20She got you.
18:20You gone.
18:22This nigga gone.
18:25Get him, girl.
18:26Get him, girl.
18:27Get him, girl.
18:28He made it stick his tongue out.
18:34Get your ass.
18:36I can't take it.
18:38Don't leave me.
18:40You ain't never seen no shit like that before, huh?
18:43Super head who?
18:46Tokio jealous.
18:48She wanted to show you her pussy first.
18:49Okay, y'all.
18:49Thank you so much.
18:50It's been fun.
18:51We'll talk to you guys later.
18:53We'll be going through door number one.
18:55You want to announce your house?
18:56Bye.
18:56Bye.
18:57Bye.
18:57Bye.
18:58Thanks.
18:58All right, y'all.
18:59You got to be a pussy.
19:00You couple.
19:03Ain't that easy, nigga.
19:05Ain't that motherfucker.
19:06And he on you.
19:07What?
19:08Ain't that goddamn easy, boy.
19:09What do you mean?
19:10I ain't super head.
19:11We were going to bust it over.
19:13What are you talking about?
19:14I do a lot of flirting and no fucking.
19:17Bust it over?
19:18Yeah.
19:18What's the freakiest place you ever had sex before?
19:22On set.
19:23I was just about to say that.
19:25What's that with that?
19:26Family Matters.
19:27Before or after work?
19:30During.
19:30Who you was hunting, Urkel?
19:31Oh, damn.
19:32That made it more exciting.
19:34Coworker?
19:34Did I do that?
19:35Well, well, well.
19:36Coworker?
19:38Older?
19:38Younger?
19:40The one girl that turns into a prostitute?
19:42Uh, no.
19:43No, that was my sister.
19:44I'm not a sister fucker.
19:45I'm so sorry.
19:45I'm a motherfucker.
19:46I'm so sorry.
19:47And a not-to fucker.
19:48Damn, I keep fucking up.
19:49Your mama?
19:50I'm so sorry.
19:50No.
19:51You know what, Daryl?
19:52No.
19:52Daryl.
19:53You was hunting.
19:53No.
19:53I'm sorry, sister.
19:54You know what I want to say to you?
19:56Please.
19:56You was hunting, Urkel?
19:57Your personality does not dictate what we see in the street.
20:04Yeah.
20:05You're fucking cool.
20:06You talk like a real square.
20:08And that's good.
20:09It makes me think of that you're being educated.
20:12And you're open.
20:13I am.
20:14And you have some, too.
20:15You still look good.
20:16Well, thank you, my dear.
20:17Just given that he likes white girls, though.
20:19Was you raised by your dad?
20:20Hey, hey, hey, hey.
20:21Was you raised by your dad?
20:22You like white women?
20:24My father was my greatest.
20:25Because I love cocaine.
20:30No, Becky.
20:31We talking about Becky.
20:31Becky is cocaine.
20:32He like El Blanco.
20:33Becky's curtainite.
20:34Remember.
20:35Becky is El Blanco.
20:36That is.
20:37The only white bitches he like, baby.
20:39No, that's not true.
20:40That is not true at all.
20:41That's not true at all.
20:42He was going to name a few in a minute.
20:43Well.
20:44Now, when they start this.
20:45He was going to name a few in a minute.
20:46You like Selena Power, though.
20:48I love Selena.
20:49You a fucking her?
20:50No.
20:51You sure?
20:51How could you not?
20:52You missed out on that?
20:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:54Oh, Selena.
20:55God.
20:55I'm a huge Selena fan.
20:57How did you know that?
20:58You know I'm a dick manager now.
20:59What you mean, how did I know that?
21:00So you was fucking up.
21:01I thought you meant Selena.
21:02The Selena Selena.
21:04The OG Selena.
21:05No, Selena Power.
21:06Oh, no, no, no.
21:07I haven't.
21:07What other Selena is there?
21:09We have the Selena.
21:10The one that died?
21:11Do you like the meter?
21:12Como the flora.
21:13The one who died.
21:14Yeah.
21:15No, not the singer.
21:16Not the sanaria.
21:17You had sex with the real one or the J-Lo one?
21:19No, we talk about this industry.
21:20That would be a threesome.
21:23Rest in peace.
21:24Oh, she...
21:24Hoo.
21:26Rest in peace to them pussies.
21:27Hoo.
21:28You sweating like a motherfucker over there, boy.
21:30It's hot in here.
21:31No, it's not.
21:32You want me to take something off?
21:34That hot-ass pleather jacket.
21:35Take it on off.
21:37Let me ask you.
21:37No, that jacket is very lovely.
21:38I see you got your chakra beads.
21:41You got your stones and chakra beads on.
21:43I see you.
21:44I do.
21:44I'm into yoga.
21:45That's good.
21:46I live by the beach.
21:47Ah, you're rich.
21:48Um, I'm not saying all that.
21:51Um, I'm just saying that I'm a different breed.
21:53Yeah.
21:54You live by the beach or you own by the beach?
21:56Because that matters to you.
21:57Um, well, I mean, it depends.
22:00Do you have an animal?
22:00I could live by the beach and own elsewhere.
22:02Fuck animals.
22:02Do you have kids?
22:04I do.
22:04They grown.
22:06You do?
22:06I do.
22:07I got babies.
22:07They grown, girl.
22:08You've been in the game for 40 years.
22:09Are you on child support?
22:10I am on child support, which, by the way, um, is fraud.
22:16It's fraud.
22:16And it's, yeah, it is.
22:18It is.
22:18We've been defrauded.
22:19Yeah.
22:19It's unfortunate.
22:20Do you know that child support is a $35 billion a year industry?
22:24Mm-hmm.
22:24And, um, this...
22:25You know how many kids in the industry?
22:26Stop complaining.
22:27What you ain't doing right now?
22:28No, I'm not complaining.
22:29I'm not...
22:29Well, I mean, child support...
22:30Listen, we got to get to the point...
22:32We made the bitch go down there and do it.
22:33Well, I mean, we got to get to the point where we're not looking at our children as...
22:38We're not making kids that we don't want to provide for.
22:39No, no, no, no, no.
22:41Because to actually invoke child support, you have to prove that a father doesn't want
22:45to be in his child's life.
22:46So there are fathers like myself who want to be in a child's life, and, you know, sometimes
22:51the mother can make it difficult.
22:53But they still have to have lights, water, and gas for them.
22:54That's not what child support is.
22:55Okay, can we get past the kids and get into the pussy?
22:57And they now have to pay your child support.
22:59That's how I ended up on child support.
23:00How are these kids...
23:01Which is why these days, I'm not fucking.
23:03Oh, that's what I'm about to say.
23:04I'm celibate these days.
23:05So how many kids you have?
23:06You pay in child support.
23:07Tell me a little bit.
23:08Well, you know, I have a few kids.
23:11How many?
23:12Two, three, five?
23:13I'd rather not talk about the kids.
23:14Right.
23:15Hey, Zach.
23:15Hey, Zoe.
23:16Hey, Kennedy.
23:18Hey, Lorenzo.
23:21Hey, Nico.
23:22God damn.
23:24That's right.
23:25Love you guys.
23:26So what is the biggest...
23:28What is the biggest...
23:29Why does shit funny to you?
23:31Excuse me.
23:31It's not funny.
23:32It's funny.
23:33It's not serious?
23:34I'll wait.
23:35No, it is very serious.
23:36I'll wait.
23:36It is very serious.
23:37Yeah, but you all are funny.
23:39I mean, like some of the things you're saying are funny.
23:41Oh.
23:41Tia, Tia.
23:42You just said that I've been fucking.
23:43Tia has a soft spot for child support.
23:44And you're right.
23:44I do too.
23:46We don't have stuff for Tia in the child support.
23:47No, I know.
23:48Hey, Zoe.
23:49Hey.
23:49You say you got four or five fucking kids.
23:51It's like you're not acknowledging your motherfucking children.
23:54I just said hi to them.
23:55Why?
23:56Why you fucking doing like that?
23:57What did you say?
23:58I got four kids.
23:59Scorpio.
23:59Oh, fuck.
24:00What?
24:01You don't like them either?
24:02No, I love Scorpio.
24:03Oh, okay.
24:04Scorpios are freaky and fiery.
24:06Except her.
24:08I just saw the tongue thing.
24:11I beg to differ.
24:13Well, he should know.
24:14So I'm curious.
24:15Is this just for me?
24:17You got going on.
24:17Is this just for me or is this just for you?
24:19What?
24:20Are you dying or is that your...
24:22Well, sometimes I do die.
24:24Yeah, it makes sense.
24:24Sometimes I do.
24:25In Hollywood.
24:26Sometimes I don't feel like it.
24:27Beijing takes too much trouble, you know?
24:30I just like...
24:31I just throw a rinse in that shit and just go.
24:34You know, I'm a natural...
24:35I'm a natural dude.
24:36Like, I didn't ask for makeup when I got here.
24:37When I'm on set, I don't ask for no makeup.
24:39I don't wear no makeup.
24:40Jim Brown didn't wear no makeup.
24:41So I'm not wearing that.
24:42You know what I'm saying?
24:44You got OnlyFans?
24:46No, and I'm very disappointed that I don't.
24:48But if I did...
24:49Yeah, get it, man.
24:50That would help with that child support.
24:51You should.
24:52Well, if I do, I'm going to have a Christian OnlyFans.
24:55Hmm.
24:56Yeah.
24:56Because you got to keep the Lord in everything you do.
24:58Amen.
24:59Except fucking.
25:00Unless it's your wife's husband.
25:01No, keep it more than marriage.
25:02You just be seeing you fucking...
25:03You got to see everything.
25:04So what?
25:05Seeing it in bed?
25:05Keeping it in bed?
25:06You got a lot of repenting and doing.
25:07No, I married her, though.
25:08She wasn't just my hoe.
25:10I married her.
25:10Okay.
25:11That was even worse.
25:12No, it wasn't.
25:13So let's...
25:14Everybody deserves a shot at love.
25:17Okay, let me ask you.
25:18Yes.
25:20Sometimes you have to baseline things,
25:22and some people just don't know that,
25:24so we're going to baseline.
25:25Let me start from the beginning
25:26and get to the end real quick.
25:27I like that.
25:28First of all,
25:30what is the biggest...
25:31Oh, thank you, darling.
25:32What is the biggest...
25:33It's really distracting.
25:35It should be.
25:36Yes.
25:36You're Mel.
25:37I am.
25:38And you're on...
25:38Get to it.
25:39...Aunties.
25:39Hey, Auntie.
25:42Hey, Terry.
25:43What is the biggest misconception
25:45about you on the Internet
25:47that anybody is saying about you
25:49that could be a lie, misleading?
25:52It happens to me all the time.
25:54I'd be like,
25:54God damn, not today.
25:55You know, there's so much shit...
25:57No, give us the top two things.
25:59Well, no, I'm going to say,
26:00there's so much shit that's said about me.
26:02Yeah.
26:02I'm not going to act like I'm too big
26:03to pay attention to what's said about me.
26:05Yes.
26:06I don't, but I really just...
26:07I don't...
26:08I really don't allow it to have any form
26:12or I don't allow it to shape my reality.
26:15Yeah.
26:15So the biggest thing
26:18that probably is a misconception
26:20would probably be that I'm a deadbeat dad
26:22because I do take fatherhood very seriously.
26:25I'm very serious about my children.
26:27I feel that this country has done so much
26:32to separate the black family.
26:34Yes.
26:35It does so much to this day
26:36through systemic oppression.
26:39And I don't want to sound like I'm preachy
26:40or whatnot, but if you look at the pattern of things,
26:44we used to have a liquor store
26:45in the ghetto on every corner.
26:47Now we have a dispensary on every corner.
26:49And everybody's running around smoking weed.
26:51I don't even smoke weed no more
26:52because I used to smoke weed.
26:54In fact, I used to buy my weed from Eazy-E.
26:57And Bone Thugs-N-Harmony will tell you the story.
27:00Every time I get with Crazy Bone,
27:01I'm reminded of the story.
27:02So when you smoke weed,
27:03do it make you freaky?
27:03I don't smoke weed anymore, auntie.
27:05Oh, no.
27:05You do cocaine.
27:06No, I do not do cocaine.
27:08Okay.
27:08Why are you playing around
27:09with the cocaine jokes?
27:10Because you can.
27:11Because you can.
27:12I can.
27:12No, it ain't funny to me
27:14to be playing around.
27:14It's funny to me.
27:15Some people...
27:16There it is.
27:17Look at him.
27:20That shit turned him up.
27:21No, it's...
27:22Look how excited he gets.
27:23No, well, if you've been...
27:25If you're coming from where I'm from,
27:26there were parties that I would go to
27:28where it'd just be laid out.
27:29Yeah, yeah.
27:30Trudeau tried it.
27:31I have...
27:31I mean, who has...
27:32I've tried different things.
27:33She ain't tried it.
27:34I've tried different things.
27:35Am I going to say
27:36I haven't experienced
27:37a Hollywood life?
27:37You ain't tried it either.
27:40Listen, like I told you guys...
27:42Like I told you ladies,
27:43excuse me,
27:43I grew up in this town.
27:45I didn't come here to be famous.
27:46I didn't come here
27:47with a guitar on my back
27:48in a tree.
27:48You don't know
27:49why you came here, Darius.
27:50Your mother put you in the game.
27:52You were nine.
27:52No, my mama didn't put me in the game.
27:53How do you...
27:54You just walked your ass
27:55in Hollywood.
27:56Hey, I'm nine.
27:57I want to be in the movie.
27:58I told you my father
28:00is a living legend.
28:01So I would be at sessions
28:03with my dad.
28:04Okay.
28:04I would be at work
28:05with my father.
28:06So you had the resources.
28:08It was...
28:08Is that how you got
28:09in the Michael Jackson movie?
28:11Wasn't you in one
28:12of the Michael Jackson movies?
28:12No.
28:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
28:13Now you're confusing me with Flex.
28:15Oh, my God.
28:15Joking.
28:16Kidding.
28:16No, Michael Jackson
28:18was actually
28:19a good friend of mine.
28:20I love you.
28:21I do.
28:21You are awesome.
28:23You are awesome.
28:23You ladies have amazing energy.
28:25I love your chemistry.
28:26You too.
28:26And I'm enjoying this.
28:28This is a whole lot of fun.
28:29Yeah.
28:31No, Michael Jackson
28:33actually was a friend of mine.
28:36And I have a great story.
28:40Right after he had
28:41the false allegations
28:43of molestation,
28:46because what happens
28:48in the industry
28:48is the four Ds,
28:49you get dismissed,
28:50you get discredited,
28:51you get demonized,
28:52and then you get destroyed.
28:53And that's what
28:54the industry will do
28:55once they're done with you
28:56or once you've created
28:57some enemies.
29:00And so, I mean,
29:00it's very difficult
29:01to come back
29:01from child molestation.
29:03And I'll never forget,
29:04he was working
29:04on the Dangerous album
29:05and we were at
29:07Westlake Audio Studios
29:08and my dad
29:09and my aunts,
29:11McCrary's,
29:12and his brothers
29:13and sisters all sang on
29:14Will You Be There,
29:15Keep the Faith.
29:17They were on Earth Song.
29:18Yeah, you mentioned
29:19Keep the Faith.
29:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:20Earlier.
29:20Yeah.
29:21And so, Michael was upstairs
29:23in the lounge
29:24and I was hanging out
29:25with my dad,
29:26which I've received
29:27so many blessings,
29:28which is why
29:28I do want to say,
29:30ladies,
29:31if you have any control
29:34over your emotions
29:36and your feelings
29:37and you can keep yourself
29:38in a position
29:39to where your love
29:40for your child
29:42is more powerful
29:45than your hatred
29:45for your co-parent
29:46Yeah, of course.
29:47than your winning, okay?
29:48Yeah, I agree.
29:48Because no matter
29:49what my mom and dad
29:50went through,
29:50because they were together
29:50for 25 years
29:51and they ended up divorcing.
29:53Yeah, I get it.
29:54Which was very difficult
29:54for me.
29:56But I'm here,
29:57I made it,
29:57I'm a survivor.
29:59But Michael,
30:00I went and knocked
30:01on the lounge door
30:03and everybody came over
30:06and they're like,
30:06Darius, don't bother him.
30:07Darius,
30:07and I came up to his desk
30:08and Michael opened the door
30:09and he looked out
30:10and he was like,
30:10because I met him
30:11the first time I met him
30:11I was five years old.
30:13Oh, wow.
30:13So he had a soft spot
30:14for you.
30:14Yeah, that was my dog.
30:16And so he opened the door,
30:18he looked,
30:18and he was like,
30:19I went in
30:20and he was in there
30:21signing checks.
30:24And so he started talking.
30:25He said,
30:26how you doing?
30:27I said, I'm good.
30:27You can remember this.
30:29Oh my God,
30:29I got,
30:30Michael, I have some stories.
30:31He was like,
30:31he was like,
30:32you good?
30:33He was like,
30:33so he started talking
30:34and he said,
30:35who you hanging out with now?
30:36Because he had a different voice
30:37than he did
30:37in the public,
30:38you know?
30:39Oh, what?
30:40Oh, yeah, his voice is deeper.
30:41So like,
30:41muscle personality voice?
30:42No, it wasn't muscle personalities.
30:44It was more of a thing of,
30:45he was still,
30:47being himself or something?
30:49Yeah, when he was comfortable.
30:50It was his singing voice,
30:52his talking,
30:52his talking.
30:52So was his voice soft or hard?
30:55It was,
30:55it was deeper.
30:56It was a little deeper.
30:57It was more manly.
30:58Kind of like yours.
30:58When we watch you on the internet,
31:00you don't sound,
31:01anyway, carrying on.
31:02Well, it depends on how I feel.
31:03You're the only fan stage.
31:04Depends on if I just
31:05get that my money, bitch.
31:06Depends on if I just got hit
31:08for a bunch of money.
31:10It depends on if I've been
31:11flying for four or five days.
31:13I mean, like,
31:14some of the shit that people say
31:15that I see is just fucking cruel.
31:16I mean, they're like,
31:16oh, he's on drugs,
31:17this or that.
31:18Or, no, man,
31:19I'm not on any fucking drugs.
31:20I'm on Darius fucking McCrary.
31:21There you go, Darius.
31:23Hey, you hear me?
31:24Yeah.
31:25That's what I'm talking about.
31:26I saw you, Darius.
31:28Listen, I'm going to tell you this.
31:29So Michael was signing his check.
31:30Yeah.
31:31And so, anyway,
31:32he's asking me
31:32who I'm hanging out with.
31:33Tokyo.
31:34Oh, yeah.
31:36Konkida skakonichiwa.
31:41What's in my head?
31:43Somebody got those?
31:44Hey!
31:46What is that?
31:48Mandarin or something?
31:50Go ahead.
31:51They missing everything.
31:53We here.
31:54Okay.
31:55Go, go, go.
31:59What is it?
32:00Mandarin or something?
32:01I love y'all.
32:02I do.
32:03Shunga.
32:04You're not shunga.
32:05You're looking like an Asian.
32:09You're looking like an Asian.
32:11Okay, what the hell did it mean?
32:12What did you say?
32:13Okay, we're going to listen.
32:14So Michael was asking me,
32:15he wanted to know
32:15who my friends were.
32:17It was important to him
32:18who I was hanging out with.
32:19He asked me was I,
32:20you know, basically
32:21because he wanted to know
32:21if I was partying.
32:22He was concerned.
32:23Like, seriously.
32:24Then he hit me and he said,
32:26this was what was gangster.
32:27Uh-oh.
32:28He said,
32:28Gangster?
32:29Watch this.
32:30Right?
32:30He said,
32:31Your voice just changed.
32:32You said, watch, dude.
32:33No, on some real shit.
32:34Like, this was so gangster
32:35what he said.
32:35He said,
32:36so you're doing real good
32:37these days.
32:38I'm so proud of you.
32:39I'm watching you do your thing
32:40on the show.
32:41He said,
32:41he said,
32:42you're taking care
32:44of your finances, right?
32:45And I said,
32:46well, my mom,
32:46my mama handles that.
32:48He said,
32:48that's good.
32:49He said,
32:49but you need to handle that.
32:51And I was like,
32:52and at this time,
32:53I'm like,
32:53five years old.
32:54No, I wasn't five.
32:55This was like,
32:55like,
32:55no, I was about,
32:57I was 15.
32:58Oh, you was a big boy.
32:59Yeah, I was about 15.
32:59Yeah, Dangerous.
33:00That was after Bad.
33:01I was like, yeah.
33:02Okay, you didn't clarify.
33:03That's why.
33:04Yeah, well,
33:04it was the Dangerous album.
33:05So I was,
33:06yeah,
33:06I was about 15,
33:0716.
33:08I was just about to start driving.
33:09But he said to me,
33:10he was signing checks.
33:11He said,
33:12the whole time he said,
33:13he looked up and he said,
33:15you sign your checks?
33:17And I was like,
33:18huh?
33:19And he said,
33:20you sign your checks?
33:22He said,
33:23you always sign your checks.
33:26He said,
33:27and when you conduct business
33:29and you sit down,
33:31you always sit at the head of the table.
33:33Mm.
33:33And you make sure that everybody knows
33:35that you pay them
33:37and you don't have to say it.
33:40He said,
33:41but you sign your checks
33:43and you stay in your business
33:44so that they understand
33:46that you are the reason
33:48that they're eating.
33:49Yeah.
33:50Understand.
33:52And...
33:52You still ain't sign
33:53no damn checks.
33:54Shit.
33:55He signed everyone
33:56after you talking to somebody.
33:58But, but, but no,
33:59but it was,
33:59it was so deep to me
34:00because there are so many of us
34:01that get in this industry
34:02and we forget
34:04that we are the commodity.
34:05We forget that we need
34:06to keep a hold
34:07of our finances.
34:08And today's gang
34:09is so bad.
34:10You want a foot massage?
34:12Mm.
34:14No.
34:14I'm kidding at all.
34:15You want to sit on the side?
34:17No, you give it foot massage.
34:18He got long.
34:19I do.
34:19I mean, I'm in the pressure.
34:20Get on over here.
34:21Superhead ain't married.
34:23Come on.
34:24Get over here with your auntie.
34:26Get on over here
34:27by auntie, baby.
34:28This auntie.
34:29I know.
34:29I told you.
34:30I date aunties.
34:31No, but, but...
34:33But that's a granny.
34:34Grand-grand right now.
34:35You talking.
34:35You know,
34:36there's something called a guilt.
34:37Scoot over a little bit now.
34:37You know that, right?
34:38Yeah.
34:38There's something called
34:39a guilt, ladies.
34:40You know that, right?
34:41What is a guilt?
34:41Girls I love.
34:43And y'all bitches
34:43don't get jealous
34:44because y'all ain't girls
34:45and y'all fucking...
34:47Yes, you are sharp.
34:49Yes.
34:50Because there's a milf
34:51and then there's...
34:53You be watching porn,
34:54don't you?
34:54I used to,
34:55but not anymore.
34:56He rubbing her foot.
34:57Everything is used to.
34:58What kind of porn?
34:59He got a foot foot.
35:00What kind of porn?
35:00My favorite porn
35:02was girl on girl porn.
35:04Okay.
35:05I used to like that.
35:06That's interesting.
35:07Yeah.
35:07What?
35:08What fetishes?
35:10I had...
35:11Is your name the foot?
35:13Foot fetish, yeah.
35:14I like pretty feet
35:15and you have
35:16really pretty toes.
35:18So do you.
35:19I really would like
35:20to know what you...
35:20You know what they say
35:21about ladies
35:22whose second toe
35:23is longer than the big toe.
35:25What that mean?
35:25That usually means
35:26you're a freak.
35:28Oh.
35:29Yeah.
35:29That's what that means.
35:30But she an undercover.
35:31Well, I won't deny that.
35:34You feel that?
35:35Mm-hmm.
35:35That's the pressure point.
35:36Yeah.
35:37Get them funky shits
35:38out your face, man.
35:39Your fucking fingers
35:40gonna have a fungus on
35:41a little hard fucking around.
35:42That motherfucker be out
35:43bad foot of this shit.
35:45Boy, you better put...
35:45Okay, now I don't want
35:46the other foot to be jealous,
35:47so let me have that.
35:49You're getting a treat tonight.
35:50Yes, absolutely.
35:52This is what you get
35:53on the Auntie podcast, baby.
35:55You got some pretty little feet.
35:58I mean, wow.
35:58They're size six and a half, seven.
36:00Oh, my gosh.
36:01They're fitting the palm of your hand.
36:03Oh, my God.
36:04Look.
36:04I like that.
36:05Look at that.
36:06Did Superhead marry you for money?
36:07You know what's really...
36:11She married a foot massager.
36:12How you do that laugh like that
36:14when somebody asks you something
36:15that seems like it's true?
36:17No, it's not.
36:17Asian men do this.
36:18You know what?
36:19He ain't Asian, though.
36:20For $45.
36:21And he wear a size 13.
36:22But I was...
36:23She's so jealous.
36:25You remember?
36:26I was trying to save the bitch
36:28from getting knocked in the head.
36:29Like, have at it.
36:30Tony, Casper gonna be mad at you.
36:33The reason I laugh at stuff like that
36:35is because I think about the bullshit
36:37that was said,
36:38and it shit's funny to me.
36:40And so I laugh at it.
36:41And I just thought about an interview
36:42where she said that she took care of me
36:45at the time.
36:47But what's wrong with that?
36:49What's wrong with the woman
36:50taking care of a man?
36:51If it was true,
36:51I wouldn't have a problem with it.
36:53I don't either.
36:53So you took care of her?
36:55No, I didn't need her to do anything for me.
36:57Don't stop, baby.
36:57Don't stop, baby.
36:58Yeah, I didn't need her to do anything for me.
37:00But did she do anything for you?
37:02Um, she did.
37:04We did for each other, though.
37:05The way she wanted to make things seem
37:08is like I needed her.
37:09You were doing that or something.
37:10Yeah, and that wasn't the case.
37:12She had went to the tabloids
37:14and said that my mother
37:14was stealing money from me.
37:16Oh, no.
37:16Was she pregnant from you?
37:18No.
37:19Is your mom still alive?
37:19No, she wasn't.
37:20Yes, my mom is.
37:21And she's really an amazing, amazing woman.
37:23Mom, I love you so much.
37:23And I know she's so proud of you.
37:25I thank you so much for the sacrifices
37:26that you've made.
37:30While he's rubbing on a half a feet.
37:32Mom, mom, mom.
37:32The married half a home, okay?
37:34Gosh.
37:35You feel that?
37:36Fix it, Jesus.
37:36I feel it.
37:37Right?
37:37It feels so great.
37:38So was your mom glad
37:40when you got rid of the super home?
37:41Oh, it feels good.
37:42Um, yeah, my mom really,
37:44I'm going to tell you something.
37:44I'm going to be honest.
37:45My mom really doesn't like anybody.
37:47She's like me.
37:48Yeah, we usually don't.
37:49Yeah.
37:49Like, seriously.
37:50Like, I honestly, really, I...
37:52Why?
37:52Your daddy messed up that bad?
37:54Yeah.
37:55She might.
37:56Yeah.
37:56I cook.
37:57I like to talk to your mother.
37:58I like to cook, too.
37:59You do?
38:00I do.
38:00What's your favorite dish to cook?
38:01Well, it depends on, um,
38:03what I'm in the mood for.
38:04Oh, do y'all open the refrigerator
38:05and pour the butter?
38:06I don't like how you talk.
38:08Ooh.
38:08Why?
38:09I don't know.
38:10You need to get some hooded.
38:12I don't know.
38:12I love the way you talk.
38:15Listen to me.
38:15Let me tell you something.
38:16Let me tell you something.
38:16Let me tell you something.
38:17Let me tell you something.
38:19Let me tell you something.
38:20This is my thing.
38:21And I think that more of us
38:22need to understand this.
38:22I need you to be like a hood, nigga.
38:24Wait.
38:25What is that on my ankle?
38:29Gary is.
38:31This nigga done got hard
38:32on the Auntie's podcast.
38:34Now, how the fuck you gonna get up?
38:36I told you not to do that shit.
38:39I ain't got nothing to do with this.
38:40Back up.
38:41Let me see.
38:41It is really hard.
38:43I can see it from here.
38:43Move your feet, Tony.
38:44I'm trying to see something.
38:45That is a stone.
38:47A brick.
38:48It is all the way up.
38:49On my foot.
38:50Are you serious?
38:51All right, y'all.
38:51Look.
38:52Uh, uh, uh, uh, we'll put
38:53after these messages.
38:54That motherfucker is up.
38:59Oh, yeah, he don't be a getting off.
39:01Get his ass off this couch, y'all.
39:03I love me some Darius.
39:04I love you fucking getting off.
39:08Now, tell me, Darius, in the industry,
39:11who's in your DM?
39:14We got to ask that to everybody.
39:16Be honest.
39:18Look over here.
39:18Let him think about something.
39:19Who is in your DM?
39:20Tell him something for a minute.
39:20He has to think about the water.
39:21I am the DM.
39:24So, are you jumping in the DMs?
39:27No, I am the DM.
39:29How are you the DM?
39:29But listen, I want to address these things
39:31you keep saying about my vernacular, my...
39:35I love it.
39:35She wants you to talk like a hood.
39:37Show her your hood, Nugget.
39:37I mean, listen.
39:38Show her your hood character.
39:39Just give her some hood.
39:40Yeah, go watch one of my movies for that.
39:42Just give her some hood real quick.
39:43No, give me a little bit,
39:43because I want to know what...
39:44She want to wait.
39:45Because, you know what I'm saying?
39:45She want to wait.
39:46What do you want to wait?
39:46What do you want to wait?
39:47Wrong play with her.
39:48Wrong play with that bitch.
39:49Wrong play with her.
39:50Come on.
39:51Yeah, because I turned into a whole
39:52another dude, and it's like...
39:54We love it.
39:55I changed the vocabulary.
39:57Do it.
39:58Do it.
39:58Do it.
39:59Do it.
40:00Do it.
40:00No, I don't want to.
40:01Leave him alone.
40:03You're missing, y'all.
40:04No.
40:05Bring that beast out.
40:06Do it, do it, do it.
40:07Bring it out.
40:08Yes, be that nephew that want to fuck your auntie.
40:12Just throw her on the floor and start kicking her.
40:14I want to fuck my favorite auntie.
40:16I've been watching you for years and years in the pool.
40:20I've been watching you forever at the pool.
40:24You've been walking around with them panties on their butt
40:26that I want to watch her auntie.
40:27Where you thought you was coming from?
40:28Come on, what a bitch or something.
40:30Say bitch, a whore or something.
40:32Come back over here.
40:33God damn.
40:34Yeah, it got a little hot over there.
40:39I told you to sit your fuck ass down.
40:40Girl, you're about to come.
40:41That nigga about to bust a nut.
40:43Shit.
40:44God damn.
40:45I told you to sit your fuck ass down.
40:48Y'all tell me this shit was like,
40:50get up with this motherfucker's shit.
40:52God damn.
40:54Shit.
40:55You did real good.
40:56Get that manager.
40:57And we'll be right back.
41:00Shit.
41:02All right, listen, y'all.
41:03Y'all, uh, y'all about to bring the South Central
41:05about to be there.
41:06Yeah, that would have got you going.
41:07If you did that over there, you might not have got up.
41:10They like a thug nigga.
41:12Did you do that on yourself?
41:14It sounds like the ending.
41:15No.
41:17No.
41:17Were you acting like this with Superhead?
41:20No, y'all just took me there for a minute.
41:22Y'all, I just had a moment.
41:24Tell us more about the comedy tour.
41:26I don't know why it just came.
41:27He don't have a comedy tour.
41:28I'm interested in comedy, too.
41:29I might want to try it.
41:31No, let me show you something.
41:32So, listen, I have a lot of respect for comedians.
41:35The first thing I say, I give a disclaimer
41:36when I come out on stage.
41:37I'm not a comedian.
41:39But somebody's got to stand up for something.
41:41Yeah.
41:42You're funny as shit, though.
41:43Well, I'm just, it comes from life experience.
41:48Yeah.
41:48And I find that sometimes if we can laugh at ourselves and we can laugh at life, we're able
41:55to have acceptance.
41:56Right.
41:57Because, you know, depression is lack of acceptance.
42:00Oh.
42:00That's what that is.
42:02And in addition to that, I'd like to also say to a lot of us that's coming up and growing
42:08up and want to be in this industry that are doing what we're doing, we think that we have
42:11to be a certain thing or a certain way to get in.
42:15And all you got to be is authentic.
42:16That's right.
42:17Authenticity is what's last.
42:18I wish somebody would have told me that years ago.
42:20Yeah, that's what it is.
42:21It's so true.
42:21That's what people respect.
42:21People feel it.
42:22They know it, but they see it.
42:24You know, it's like, I'm a whole lot of things.
42:27The scary ain't one of them.
42:28I know, because listen, Darius, they be calling me a lesbian, right, Darius?
42:35I am too.
42:36That's what, you a lesbian?
42:37Yes.
42:38So that means, no, you're not a lesbian.
42:41Yeah.
42:42A lesbian means girl and girl.
42:44Yeah, well.
42:46You a guy and a guy, but I don't feel nothing is wrong with that.
42:49Listen carefully.
42:50Okay.
42:51Watch here.
42:52Watch here.
42:53Listen, nothing is wrong with that, right?
42:56Listen.
42:57Smell your hands.
42:57No, listen, listen.
42:58Seriously.
42:58You've been rubbing feet.
42:59Especially if you, girl, but.
43:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
43:05Now, nothing is wrong, I think, with that, right?
43:09What?
43:10If a person is, no, listen, if a person is real.
43:15Yeah.
43:16And like you said, I don't give a fuck what nobody think.
43:20No.
43:20Like, example, she worried about my lesbianism.
43:22She keep looking over here.
43:23Listen, she's worried about my lesbianism, but you heard it.
43:26She keep talking about my husband, right?
43:28It ain't gonna happen, boo.
43:29So that means, I could tip out, no, I would probably tell my husband, well, baby, I want
43:36to go date her.
43:38Oh.
43:38And if he says, if that's what you want to do, then I'm gonna do it, right?
43:43Right.
43:43So I feel if I'm a woman and it's feminine, woman and it's feminine, wait a minute, woman
43:49and it's feminine and it's soft, I feel a dude can do it too.
43:52Would you ever try to date a guy or anything of that nature?
43:57If, if it was.
43:59That's a good question.
44:00No, because I be saying, wait a minute, I call myself, listen to me, because they don't
44:04understand the audience now, I call myself Mr. Tony sometimes, but I'm a girl.
44:11Yeah, well, I mean.
44:12So would, just would you ever, ever think about it?
44:16Most guys say no, but they don't be honest.
44:19Like if it was somebody and, and it was a very attractive person, would you ever think
44:25about it?
44:25I would think about it.
44:27You seem like a freak.
44:28I would probably just do it.
44:29Yeah, I, I, I, I mean, that's not, that's not up my alley.
44:34Okay.
44:34So to speak.
44:35Up your ass or up your alley?
44:37I'm just saying.
44:38But if it presented itself to you.
44:40I mean, listen, that's not, that's not my thing.
44:43I love femininity.
44:45I love, I love, I love feminine energy.
44:46So Superhead never did no pegging, no deer doors.
44:49No, he not built for that.
44:51No, no, no, no, no, no, we didn't do that.
44:53So let me get some advice here.
44:54She, she, she, she wanted to try that and, and that was one of her, her
44:58things, you know, that she wanted to try and do.
45:00Um, but that wasn't my, my, uh.
45:02She wanted to do that?
45:03Yeah, she used to try, she used to, she used to.
45:05But you know what?
45:05I'm going to tell you why.
45:06I'm going to tell you why, Daris.
45:08No, no, no.
45:10No, he just told you.
45:11No, he's not into that.
45:13He lying.
45:14He's not lying.
45:15He's not into that.
45:16Well.
45:16Why would I, I don't have to lie to take it?
45:17You told us you, get an auntie some advice, Daris.
45:20Uh, some advice?
45:22No, no, no, no.
45:23Give me some advice first.
45:25Well.
45:25Because you said you like my outfit, I'm sexy.
45:28Yeah.
45:28But what if I was, she calls me a homorphodite?
45:33You just rubbed a homorphodite's feet.
45:35No.
45:35Listen, I'm going to say this.
45:37Oh, shit.
45:38I'm going to say this.
45:39I'm going to say this.
45:40Why do you have to tell him to you?
45:43You have to tell him?
45:44So you, you, you won for real?
45:46Like.
45:46Anyway.
45:48They think I'm homorphodite.
45:50Just give us some advice.
45:50They think I'm homorphodite.
45:51Would you date me?
45:52Would you date me knowing I'm, I have both sexes?
45:55Okay, right now.
45:56Yes.
45:56Me sitting here feminine as hell.
45:58Yes, yes.
45:59Like, like these things.
46:01Yeah.
46:02And I was like, well, maybe you could come over and have some drinks and get in a jacuzzi
46:06or something.
46:06Listen.
46:07Would you?
46:07Four drinks in, I wouldn't give a fuck.
46:09And I don't think every other man in here would, honestly.
46:12And I'll speak for every man.
46:14All right.
46:14So give me some advice.
46:15Four drinks in, all I'm seeing is pretty and titty.
46:19I mean, they rhyme for a reason.
46:21Oh, wow.
46:21So give me some advice on, on, on the podcast or what you think, what you think I could do
46:27better.
46:28What do you think about as aunties?
46:28Women, our femininity.
46:31What do you think about the aunties?
46:32I think, I think that you all have, are, are mastering who you are.
46:36Okay.
46:36And I, I think that only advice that I would have is to stay authentic and to continue
46:40doing what, what you're doing.
46:42And, and I'm going to say this, you don't, it's like being a comedian.
46:46You don't have to look for the joke.
46:49It's going to fall in line.
46:50It's going to fall in pocket.
46:52And so with this, you know, y'all have created an environment that's very comfortable.
46:56Um, and so you don't have to look for, uh, the salaciousness or, uh, the sensationalism.
47:03Yeah.
47:03It's going to be there for you.
47:05It's going to flow.
47:06I like that.
47:06It's there, y'all.
47:07Yeah.
47:07Yeah.
47:08So is this a, I don't want to say this a hit show or no?
47:11I don't, I don't believe in, in hits anymore.
47:14Um, what I believe in now is I believe in, um, successful content.
47:20Um.
47:20Successful content is the only, is the only fans page, boy.
47:23Okay, but there, there are hits that, that miss because the audience doesn't get them
47:29because there are so, there's so much content out there these days that we, everybody's
47:35overloaded.
47:37It's like, it's oversaturated.
47:38But everybody's not, but, but everybody's not coming like this.
47:42No, they're not.
47:43Not like this.
47:43But that's why I'm saying you want to be, you want to be timeless and you want to.
47:48Like beat it.
47:49Yeah.
47:50I like that.
47:52Like beat it.
47:52Yeah.
47:53You see that silver jacket, real Michael Jackson.
47:55I swear.
47:56See, I looked at, I was like, that's very, yeah.
48:00So listen, real quick, I got to tell you guys this story.
48:01Go ahead.
48:01So I was hanging out one night, um, with Prince, right?
48:05Oh, shit.
48:07And, uh, and, uh, I ended up with Rick James the next day, rest in peace.
48:10Oh, shit.
48:10Rest in peace.
48:11And so Rick goes, did you have fun?
48:14Yeah.
48:14And I said, what, what, what, what, what, huh?
48:17He said, you don't think I know where you were?
48:20He said, I, I'm making my business to know what you're up to.
48:22Did you have fun?
48:23And I said, Papa, Rick, what are you talking about?
48:26He said, pick a side, motherfucker.
48:28Pick a side.
48:29There go that thug.
48:30Because you know he had, he had beef.
48:33Yeah, yeah.
48:34Oh, I didn't know that.
48:35Yeah, yeah, well, well, Rick actually discovered Prince to a degree.
48:40He was on his first tour.
48:41He got kicked off his tour with the Rolling Stones and then, uh, Rick picked him up and
48:45put him on his tour.
48:46And so they actually had beef because, uh, like, let's say Rick would go out and if he
48:50would say something like, whoop, whoop, you know, like, you know, didn't, uh, he would,
48:55he, Prince would take that and he would go do it before Rick could get on, on, uh, on stage.
49:01And so by the time Rick would do it, it looked like he was copying Prince.
49:05He was so disrespectful because he was such a musical genius that he actually started
49:08to even, like, take stuff from Rick's set.
49:12Now, the story is, is that one night Rick got gangsta and said-
49:16Goddamn, I long to the story because I need some advice, baby.
49:19Well, I'm giving it to you.
49:19Come on.
49:20Rick said, get all of his shit.
49:22And he took all of Prince's keyboards.
49:25Yeah.
49:25And those are the sounds that you hear on Super Freak.
49:27That's what the rumor is.
49:28Super Freak?
49:29Yeah.
49:29I saw you dancing, too.
49:30Oh, wow.
49:30Hey.
49:31So, come on, what advice can you give?
49:34What advice can I give?
49:35Yes.
49:35Yeah.
49:36To you ladies?
49:37Um, wow.
49:41Hey.
49:42Um, I, I, I.
49:45Don't be shy.
49:46I think she's, don't be scared.
49:47Just tell her if she's coming too fast.
49:49No.
49:50Slow down a little.
49:50No.
49:51Oh, that's what I was thinking about when I looked at your mouth.
49:54Yes, that's why I did that.
49:56Um, you have scarred me for life in a good way.
50:01Every time I see you, that's all I'm going to see now.
50:04Um, yeah.
50:06Uh, keep doing you.
50:08That's the advice I can give you.
50:10Just keep giving you a-
50:11And you keep doing you.
50:12You stay away from the worst.
50:13Okay, my turn, McDaddy.
50:14I know.
50:14I got a whole problem.
50:15Don't you marry another whore.
50:16I know.
50:17No, I really-
50:17Big Daddy.
50:18Yeah.
50:18Please, don't you marry another whore.
50:20You said he were at 13.
50:21I heard he were at 13.
50:22Stop being funny.
50:23Stop slinging dick around the mouth.
50:25I'm done.
50:26That's why you got about five childrens out here.
50:28You couldn't even keep up with your names.
50:30I'll keep that.
50:30Give the princess beside you some advice.
50:34Some advice?
50:35Tell her to don't wear that tight ass.
50:38Never mind.
50:38No, I like that.
50:39That's just cool.
50:40No, I ain't say the jacket.
50:42Oh.
50:42This whole been hating since I got here.
50:44Her lingerie.
50:46Corset.
50:47I mean, it's very princess.
50:48That's what made me tell the prince story.
50:49I like it.
50:50Boustier.
50:50You know what y'all like.
50:55Some advice.
50:59Damn, he got to think about it.
51:00He didn't give me none yet.
51:02I did.
51:03I was saying-
51:03You gave me a whole ass story.
51:05No, I told you to keep doing you.
51:07I missed that.
51:08And don't look for the relationship.
51:09Give Calissa her advice.
51:10Okay, gotcha.
51:11Your advice would be to continue to open up more.
51:19Um, you, you, uh, Leo's, and I know this from experience, you guys are very, uh, guarded
51:26until you allow someone in.
51:28Continue to open up, because the more that, uh, we get to see, um, the more that I think
51:34we're gonna love.
51:36Yeah.
51:36Yeah.
51:37Leo's have, like, seriously, Leo's have the strongest game face of all, of all of the
51:41signs.
51:42Okay.
51:42What is your sign?
51:43Libra.
51:44So, I'm gonna give you my advice.
51:46Yes, please.
51:46Unbalanced.
51:47You know, you've been doing your thing for 40 years.
51:49Yes.
51:50That's not easy in Hollywood.
51:51No.
51:52You know, keep doing your thing.
51:54You know, you, you creating a, a legacy for yourself and your family, your generation.
52:01Um, stay away from them whores.
52:04That's probably some of the best advice I can-
52:06Yeah, I can't give you no better advice.
52:07No, for real.
52:08You done been married four and a half times, what do you say?
52:10Yeah.
52:11You had one of the biggest whores in the industry.
52:13I did.
52:14Stay away from the whores, please.
52:15I am.
52:16I am.
52:16No, seriously.
52:18No, no, no, no.
52:18And the cocaine, too.
52:20I don't do cocaine.
52:21And the undercover boys.
52:22You don't do cocaine.
52:22And the boys, too.
52:23Anymore or any less.
52:25Because it's your, it's some-
52:26No, I'm just kidding.
52:26I'm joking.
52:27I'm joking.
52:27It's some females.
52:28I'm joking.
52:28Nine days, nine days, these females looking like, I mean, these men looking like women.
52:33Yes.
52:33You know what I mean, so be careful how you mean people through social media and stuff like
52:39that, you know?
52:40Yes.
52:40Absolutely.
52:41You don't want to be cat-fitting.
52:42My advice to you-
52:45I'm going to cut her off, but why y'all doing having y'all moment, but this is important,
52:49baby.
52:50My advice to you is don't be so bitter about the child support.
52:53Okay.
52:54It doesn't last forever.
52:55It's going to go by like this.
52:58I appreciate that.
53:00I do.
53:00I appreciate that.
53:01Because that's something that really, really messed me up.
53:04I mean, that's part of what put me on the path to where I'm single now, and I don't even
53:08want to, I mean, honestly, it's hard for me to even date at this point or to open up
53:15to anybody because I've been so scarred.
53:16So thank you for that.
53:18Yeah.
53:18Okay.
53:19Well, I'm going to close it out with my advice.
53:21Yes.
53:21First of all, I want to thank you for coming on to Auntie's podcast.
53:26You've been a wonderful host.
53:28One of the best that we have as an elf.
53:30One of the best for sure.
53:31I love your presence.
53:32I want you to keep that.
53:34Your style.
53:36It isn't above.
53:37It isn't below.
53:38It's just right.
53:38You smell good.
53:40And you're, too, you're open.
53:42Remain to stay open and just be who you are.
53:47Okay?
53:47And if nobody can accept you in your personal life, private life, bedroom life, don't worry
53:54about it.
53:55Do you?
53:57Do you?
53:57Thank you, Darius.
53:59I love you.
53:59Thank you for having me, ladies.
54:01This is good fun.
54:02I'm going to get my hug first.
54:03You know she couldn't wait.
54:04Put your pants up.
54:04Going back over there with some feet.
54:07Thank you, nephew.
54:08Thank you, Auntie.
54:10I appreciate it.
54:19So, have you ever had a threesome?
54:20Mm-hmm.
54:21A lot of them.
54:22Is it with somebody in the industry?
54:24Can you tell a name or give some initiatives?
54:26Kanye and Kim?
54:26Yeah, it was never, huh?
54:27Was it Kanye and Kim?
54:28A Lexus guy?
54:30No.
54:30It was never none of them.
54:32Tell them, bitch.
54:33It was Tokyo Tone.
54:35I know.
54:35Oh, my God.
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