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00:00:00Look at them.
00:00:13She is going to be underestimated.
00:00:16He is very clever.
00:00:19I cannot wait to see her at the round table.
00:00:23And this one, well, knock out.
00:00:30I know.
00:00:35Let the mind games begin.
00:00:37Come.
00:00:4119 celebrities have been invited to play the ultimate psychological game of deception.
00:00:50All in the hope of winning up to £100,000 for their chosen charity.
00:00:56I'm here to win.
00:00:57I don't know what beasts lie within me.
00:01:01Let the games commence.
00:01:04But concealed amongst them are the traitors.
00:01:07Who under the cover of darkness will secretly murder their fellow players.
00:01:12It's up to the faithful to work out who the traitors are
00:01:15and banish them before they become their next victim.
00:01:18Maybe I have got a dark side.
00:01:20I'm going to fight till the death.
00:01:25They think they know what they've signed up for.
00:01:28But they've got no idea.
00:01:30This is The Celebrity Traitors.
00:01:44You are cordially invited to join me at the Traitors Castle.
00:02:07Yours, Faith Faye.
00:02:10Well, let the horror unfold and may the worst person win.
00:02:16I'm so glad you're laughing.
00:02:22Well, what else can you do?
00:02:23The very word, the traitors, causes such excitement.
00:02:29You've got beautiful eyes, by the way.
00:02:31Oh, thank you.
00:02:32And I don't know how to take that.
00:02:33Is that gameplay immediately?
00:02:36Well, my game.
00:02:38In order to win whoever it is, we're all going to have to be quite ruthless.
00:02:42The deceit that's already started.
00:02:44Of course.
00:02:44Am I a good liar?
00:02:46Well, I've spent the last 17 years lying about being a good rugby player.
00:02:53Oh, hello.
00:02:56Stephen?
00:02:57How could you possibly be here on the side of the road?
00:03:00Get in. Are you going my way?
00:03:02Celia Imrie.
00:03:03It's amazing what you can find in the Highlands of Scotland.
00:03:06I'm so pleased to see you.
00:03:08Oh, thank you. It's wonderful to see you. My God.
00:03:12What was your name?
00:03:17Hi, Pamela. I'm Alan.
00:03:18It's so nice to meet you.
00:03:19I've known you for ages.
00:03:21Yeah, forever.
00:03:23Ruth, I've seen you on TV in Scary Things.
00:03:26Yeah, I've seen you on TV lots.
00:03:28Also in Scary Things when they weren't meant to be scary.
00:03:31I'm intolerant to bullshit and I love causing a bit of chaos.
00:03:35So yeah, it'll be interesting to see how it goes for me in the castle.
00:03:39What?
00:03:42These are fellow victims, presumably.
00:03:47Look at the convoy.
00:03:49It's like Eurovision song contest or something, isn't it?
00:03:52It's like Eurovision, but you haven't learnt the song.
00:03:55Yes!
00:03:56I mean, if this was a party you'd be really chuffed about, who'd turned up.
00:04:00It is a shame that we're going to start really going for each of them.
00:04:06How are we all feeling?
00:04:07I'm nervous, I can't lie, I'm nervous.
00:04:09It's the not knowing, I don't know.
00:04:10It's the not knowing.
00:04:11Well, that's the whole game though, isn't it?
00:04:13In my work life, I play, you know, duplicitous, dodgy folk.
00:04:19But I'm the complete opposite of the men I play.
00:04:23I'm very trusting.
00:04:24My strategy is to make as many friends as possible, just be myself,
00:04:28and hopefully that'll stand me in fairly good stead, you know.
00:04:31I once stayed in the castle seven years ago.
00:04:37Did you really?
00:04:38In anticipation for this moment.
00:04:41It's not often in our very sheltered world that we are put in a position
00:04:46where we have no idea how we're going to react.
00:04:49No amount of education can give you wisdom.
00:04:52Wisdom is another thing, and wisdom is a really important quality for this, I think.
00:04:58I want to meet the peacocks.
00:04:59There's going to be peacocks here?
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:01Oh, they do have them.
00:05:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:03Oh, wow.
00:05:04For real, they live here.
00:05:04What a CGI.
00:05:07My strategy in this game is to capitalise on the fact that I'm a YouTuber.
00:05:10I'm from a different world, so that means that a lot of these people,
00:05:13they won't know anything about me.
00:05:15I hope anyways.
00:05:18Have any of you got any tactics you've been planning?
00:05:21I'm going under the radar.
00:05:22Yeah, that's...
00:05:23No, I am.
00:05:24Best to say, I was planning on being a bit of a wallflower myself.
00:05:28Yeah, I can see from this lovely owl.
00:05:32Will we form an alliance now?
00:05:35I'm a lone wolf, very much.
00:05:36Are you?
00:05:37Yeah, don't talk to me, don't touch me, don't come anywhere near me.
00:05:41Scotland is a very beautiful country, and the Highlands in particular.
00:05:47Isn't it?
00:05:48Aren't we lucky?
00:05:50So far.
00:05:51What's coming is a blizzard of horror.
00:05:54I'm a blizzard of horror.
00:06:10Keep going, they're almost here.
00:06:12It feels like we're being led to something massive, doesn't it?
00:06:26It's very pretty, though.
00:06:27If I am going to get murdered by craters, this is a nice place to go, isn't it?
00:06:30To die, yeah.
00:06:30Pretty pretty.
00:06:31Oh, my goodness.
00:06:32Oh, look.
00:06:33The castle.
00:06:35There it is.
00:06:35Oh, wow.
00:06:42Oh, my God, look at that.
00:06:48Oh, it is absolutely picture perfect.
00:06:50Oh, my God.
00:06:51It's definitely out of jet wash.
00:06:56Wow.
00:06:56Oh, my goodness me.
00:07:03We're really here.
00:07:05It's stunning, isn't it?
00:07:09First person out.
00:07:10It's not get out.
00:07:10Just because...
00:07:11No, it's not.
00:07:11No, it's...
00:07:14What's happening?
00:07:15Exit light
00:07:19Into night
00:07:23Take my hand
00:07:30We're off to Never Neverland
00:07:33Oh, no, we're going away again.
00:07:37Whoa, they're going, whoa.
00:07:38Somebody's taking over like Land Rover.
00:07:41You what?
00:07:42Oh, look, we're all going.
00:07:43We're all going.
00:07:44Oh, what does this mean?
00:07:45Something is afoot.
00:07:48What were you talking about?
00:07:49This is a kid now, man.
00:07:56Oh, no, we're turning off.
00:07:59Oh, watch me, Pyle.
00:08:01What's happening here?
00:08:02Oh, my God, look at this.
00:08:04Oh, my God.
00:08:05Look, look.
00:08:07Oh, no!
00:08:12Oh, my God, this is it.
00:08:14We've started straight away.
00:08:15Absolutely no need for that, is there?
00:08:17Oh, my God.
00:08:21The frigging potatoes is going on there.
00:08:25Look at Claudia!
00:08:29There she is.
00:08:29Oh, my goodness, man.
00:08:30Claudia Winkleman in the graveyard.
00:08:32I was looking forward to the castle, much more than a cemetery.
00:08:43Where are we?
00:08:44Charlotte.
00:08:46I ain't ready for this, mate.
00:08:47I ain't ready for this.
00:08:49Oh, my God, it's so exciting to meet you.
00:08:51Great, hello.
00:08:52How are you, Nick?
00:08:53Hi, how are you?
00:08:54I'm good, how are you?
00:08:55This is all a bit surreal, isn't it?
00:08:57Completely and utterly.
00:08:58And what have we got ourselves into?
00:09:00Look, our names are on the graves.
00:09:02What?
00:09:03There you are.
00:09:03Look, you're at the front.
00:09:04Where am I?
00:09:05Oh, no, I don't like that.
00:09:08I mean, I was sort of hoping that we'd arrive at the castle
00:09:10and there'd be a few, like, canapes, but, oh, no.
00:09:14Nothing like that at all.
00:09:15Oh, God.
00:09:16Oh, no, they're all our names.
00:09:17Oh, my God.
00:09:18Oh, my goodness.
00:09:19This is so messed up.
00:09:24Oh, God.
00:09:24Oh, my goodness.
00:09:25Oh, there she is.
00:09:27Claudia!
00:09:28Claudia!
00:09:30Players, hello.
00:09:32Welcome to the Highlands.
00:09:35I'm going to be honest, we're starting as we mean to go on.
00:09:41Surrounded by death.
00:09:44Now, I know out in the real world, you're very important
00:09:47and successful, but here, there is no special treatment.
00:09:52Very shortly, I will be selecting my traitors.
00:09:56Their job is to remain undetected and murder the faithful.
00:10:02However, I'm about to give you the opportunity to survive the first murder.
00:10:08And if I know one thing, nobody wants to go first.
00:10:12Just behind me, you can see you each have your own grave, ready for your potential demise.
00:10:22Some would say creepy, I say fun.
00:10:25Oh, wow.
00:10:26Buried in each of those graves is a shield.
00:10:31And a shield protects you from murder.
00:10:34Oh, wow.
00:10:34OK.
00:10:35The first six players to retrieve a shield will be protected from the first murder.
00:10:42Oh, wow.
00:10:44So we are about to witness just how far you will go.
00:10:49Goodness me.
00:10:50To save your own skin.
00:10:56Please go and get ready and stand by your graves.
00:11:00Here we go.
00:11:00Personally, I wanted to be cremated and my ashes thrown on the London Eye.
00:11:06But yeah, hey, do you know what?
00:11:08A grave where I have to dig through it to get a shield, why not?
00:11:11All right, let's get going.
00:11:13For me, this is all about keeping my dignity.
00:11:16Oh, I'm using my mouth to get that.
00:11:17Do you need some help?
00:11:20Yeah, please.
00:11:21Thank you, Tom.
00:11:22Are you ready?
00:11:23I did not come here to dig.
00:11:26Manicure, dressing up to dig in these shoes.
00:11:28No, I didn't come over there.
00:11:30Oh, you're so polite, Tom.
00:11:31Oh, you know, I try.
00:11:32You're just as I thought you were.
00:11:34Players, stand by your own graves.
00:11:38Sporty people are ready.
00:11:41I'm incredibly competitive.
00:11:43I want the shield.
00:11:44I don't want to die.
00:11:45Like, who wants to get murdered?
00:11:47You got any experience digging graves?
00:11:50Funnily enough.
00:11:52So, players, good luck.
00:11:55It's time to save yourselves in three, two, one, dig.
00:12:08I was like a T-Rex or a kangaroo, but then I tipped forward and I was like that.
00:12:17Right, Celia, I'm going to help you first.
00:12:20Why?
00:12:20Nick, did you find your own shield?
00:12:22No.
00:12:22My aim was, well, to try and get Celia a shield because I love her.
00:12:26Darling, you haven't done yours.
00:12:29Given that no one is a traitor yet, it sort of made sense that we would kind of help each other.
00:12:34Oh, God, it's disgusting.
00:12:37Oh, Charlotte's in a white dress and she's in her own grave.
00:12:42You know, instinct sort of just takes over a little bit.
00:12:44I wanted to acquaint myself with a Scottish soil.
00:12:46I want to be as sensory as I can to get sort of intimate with the earth and to be able to really feel out the shield or the chain.
00:12:54Did you put my shield down in Mexico? Where is it?
00:13:00I have a shield.
00:13:01Yes, Jonathan Ross has got a shield.
00:13:04A really lovely little thing which is going to ensure me a night of blissful and trouble-free sleep.
00:13:10Kat, give me your hand.
00:13:10Oh, you are a lifesaver, Jonathan.
00:13:13Jonathan ran over and came to help me, which was quite embarrassing because I am the youngest here,
00:13:18so you would think that I would be the one helping him.
00:13:20Oh, my gosh!
00:13:23I was really desperate for a shield because I don't want to be murdered first,
00:13:27so I'll always be like 10 out of 10 for effort and I have to say that I'm very good at digging,
00:13:33quick as well.
00:13:34Why am I going deep enough?
00:13:35Five shields still to be found.
00:13:37Oh, good God.
00:13:39What's that?
00:13:41I'm knackered, but I have a shield.
00:13:43Jomana, excellent.
00:13:45It's quite nice knowing that I'm going to survive the first murder.
00:13:49I don't want to be too smug about it, but I am quite smug.
00:13:52What are you having then?
00:13:54Four shields to go.
00:13:55I don't think the spade helps at all.
00:13:58It's not in here.
00:14:02Oh, my God.
00:14:03Oh, no, it's a rock.
00:14:06Keep going, Alan.
00:14:08Where's the shield?
00:14:09I can't find it.
00:14:13Here you go, Jo.
00:14:14You've got a shield, Claudia.
00:14:17Yes, Jo Wilkinson has a shield.
00:14:19I'm not really feeling proud of myself because Jo Marla found it for me.
00:14:22When he got stuck in, I couldn't help but watch.
00:14:25Three more shields to be found.
00:14:27Oh, my God.
00:14:29You bastard.
00:14:30Oh, this is quite intense.
00:14:31Oh, my God.
00:14:34Oh, I've got a shield.
00:14:36I'm so pleased to have this in my hands.
00:14:38Shield!
00:14:40Charlotte Church has got a shield.
00:14:41There is only one left to find.
00:14:43Come on, man.
00:14:44There's only one left.
00:14:48Where are they now?
00:14:49Come on, man.
00:14:51Shield!
00:14:52Yes!
00:14:53Celia Imrie has a shield.
00:14:56Found by you.
00:14:58That's it.
00:14:58You can stop digging.
00:15:00Oh, thank God.
00:15:02I basically dug out the whole grave.
00:15:06Oh.
00:15:07Players, congratulations.
00:15:12Six shields have been won and the following people are protected from murder.
00:15:20Jonathan, Jo Marla, Jo Wilkinson, Kate, Charlotte and Celia.
00:15:27Helped by Nick.
00:15:28Nick selflessly came to help me in my grave before he even looked for his shield.
00:15:36And I'm thinking, he's absolutely adorable.
00:15:40Or is he up to something?
00:15:42You six are protected from the first murder for now.
00:15:49The next time I see you all will be at the round table when I will select my traitors.
00:15:55Oh, God.
00:15:57But for now, you deserve a sit down and a drink.
00:16:01Please, make your way to the traitor's castle.
00:16:05Off you go.
00:16:07Well done, darling.
00:16:08All right, I know you're thinking it, so I'm going to say it.
00:16:15They've just dug their own graves.
00:16:21But well done, Charlotte.
00:16:23Well done, Charlotte.
00:16:24I'm so jealous.
00:16:25Oh, darling.
00:16:27Well, you two are safe, aren't you?
00:16:29Nick came all the way over.
00:16:30He came all the way over very early on.
00:16:32Oh, hang on.
00:16:33And I'm a bit...
00:16:34Is there such thing as a selfless act?
00:16:36I hope there is.
00:16:37Very devastated question.
00:16:38But I worry in this game.
00:16:40I'm sorry you didn't get it, guys.
00:16:41I am.
00:16:42Oh, my gosh.
00:16:43So we've got now a one in 13 chance of death.
00:16:46If you form Elijah Pickle, that might swing it in your favour.
00:16:50Yeah.
00:16:51Some people know each other already.
00:16:53I don't know anyone.
00:16:55We're in trouble.
00:16:56No, you're not.
00:16:56And you've got two older allies here already.
00:16:58Exactly.
00:17:00Do you know who I'm suspicious of?
00:17:02Hey.
00:17:02Jonathan, did you see how he dug his grave?
00:17:05Well, he hasn't picked the traitor yet.
00:17:06Oh, we haven't picked the traitor yet?
00:17:08Well, I just don't like him.
00:17:16We're going to really go in this town.
00:17:18Oh, my home don't.
00:17:21We're in.
00:17:23Oh, my gosh.
00:17:24Oh, my goodness me.
00:17:28Oh, my God.
00:17:29Wow.
00:17:29That is beautiful.
00:17:31It's a bit mad, like, growing up, seeing them all on telly,
00:17:33and now I'm, like, stuck in a castle with them.
00:17:35We're like, oh, my God.
00:17:36What's going on?
00:17:37Stephen's staying stuck into the library.
00:17:39He's stuck into the library.
00:17:40You're finding some reading.
00:17:41It's pretty much classics.
00:17:43It's Dickens.
00:17:43But there's also a practical manual of diseases of the chest.
00:17:48The furniture and the little items of the knickknacks,
00:17:51the bibelot, the objets trouvés, just delicately placed on shelves
00:17:55and things are deeply pleasing.
00:17:57So, you know, you've got something to feast your eyes and even your fingers on.
00:18:01This is the kitchen.
00:18:02Oh.
00:18:03Is it lovely?
00:18:04I feel that I should have a game plan, but to be honest, I haven't.
00:18:08Look, Fidget, look.
00:18:10That's nice.
00:18:11I think a lot of people know me to be a quite happy-go-lucky character,
00:18:14but there's a steely deepness.
00:18:16Yeah, there's a steely deepness.
00:18:17I want to win.
00:18:18I'm not going to lie.
00:18:18I want to win.
00:18:20I'm really bad at this type of thing.
00:18:22Snooker's really hard to play.
00:18:27Oh, see how great that was?
00:18:30If I play traitors like I play Snooper, I'm doomed.
00:18:37Wellies.
00:18:39Jonathan, what are you doing?
00:18:40There's nothing in the pocket.
00:18:42Cat, stick with me. I've done a lot of escape rooms.
00:18:44There'll be clues already.
00:18:45Anyone who's a fan of the game like me can't help but be excited to be here.
00:18:48I think I'll be good at it.
00:18:49I mean, I do enjoy talking to people and I do actually like listening to people as well,
00:18:52which is an important skill, I think, in this game.
00:18:56Oh, look at this.
00:18:58Joe's is excellent.
00:18:59You look really good, don't you?
00:19:01Your eyes look warm and friendly.
00:19:03Oh, they've added that.
00:19:07It's a shame that red crosses are going to be shut down, isn't it?
00:19:09Oh, don't say that.
00:19:11Yeah.
00:19:12Or too quickly.
00:19:13Yes.
00:19:21Do you want to be a faithful or do you want to be a traitor?
00:19:24Do you know what?
00:19:25I've left it up to the universe.
00:19:26You've just left it.
00:19:28You've dropped it.
00:19:29Can you kill people, Nicole?
00:19:31Honestly, I feel like the pressure of being a traitor, I couldn't do it.
00:19:36I don't know if I believe.
00:19:38I'm naturally quite inquisitive, but as a singer, I think people will assume that I am an attention seeker,
00:19:45which couldn't be further from the truth.
00:19:46I really actually don't like attention, so I will be sitting back and observing because the loudest people in the group are always the ones to look at.
00:19:55It doesn't preclude.
00:19:56It doesn't preclude.
00:19:58It doesn't preclude.
00:19:58It doesn't preclude.
00:19:59But some of the six might end up being traitors.
00:20:01Indeed.
00:20:02Quite.
00:20:02We were saying this, actually, in the card, that it doesn't...
00:20:04It doesn't preclude.
00:20:06Exactly.
00:20:07Preclude is exactly the word.
00:20:09Writing history and making history programs is about building arguments.
00:20:12It's convincing people to look at the world the way that I look at the world.
00:20:16And I think I'm quite skilled at that, but I don't think I'll be any good at spotting other people who are trying to pull the wool over my eyes.
00:20:24Question, Stephen.
00:20:25So what's the process of being knighted?
00:20:28OK.
00:20:30Well, you've got a sword on each shoulder.
00:20:32And did you wear this?
00:20:33No, I...
00:20:34Yeah, that would be good.
00:20:35I am...
00:20:36I qualify for it now, don't I?
00:20:38Yeah, that's basically your look.
00:20:39But my mother was there and she was pretty, you know, given what a dreadful child I was.
00:20:45I mean, I literally went to prison and things like that.
00:20:48So it's a bit of a kind of this troubled child has finally been less of a disgrace, but yeah.
00:20:54But anyway, we're all...
00:20:56We're all faithfuls or traitors.
00:20:57That's all there is to it.
00:20:59Because you were famous for barging into places and pretending to be things you aren't.
00:21:04How do you know that?
00:21:05Oh, I have a sticky memory.
00:21:07Wow.
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09Stephen Fry knows who I am.
00:21:12The one thing which I wanted was to be kind of unknown to everyone.
00:21:15Now everyone's going to see me as a conniving prankster.
00:21:19Oh.
00:21:20It's like a white wine, a beer.
00:21:23Have any of you done bar work before?
00:21:25Yeah, I've worked in a bar and I used to glass collect.
00:21:27Did you?
00:21:28Yeah, hello darling, what do you want?
00:21:29I'm going to be friendly with everyone, but it is a game at the end of the day.
00:21:35I didn't come all this way and pack a load of fabulous outfits to go home first.
00:21:39I could have done with the shield.
00:21:41Yeah, couldn't we all?
00:21:42But the only people who decide whether you go home first are us as a round table
00:21:46or whoever gets picked as bloody traitors.
00:21:48I know. God, you're looking beautiful both of you.
00:21:51Good boy. Good boy.
00:21:53Well done, Alan.
00:21:54I'm desperate.
00:22:0219 celebrities have entered the castle for the very first time to play the ultimate game.
00:22:09But who's going to go over to the dark side? It's time to select my traitors.
00:22:18Are you quite trusting?
00:22:20Oh God, totally. I am so naive.
00:22:22I am your Labrador who literally comes in ragging their tail and goes to everyone.
00:22:27I'd like them to think of me as this wholesome guy that sits in the corner knitting,
00:22:32when actually those knitting needles can be used for something far more sinister.
00:22:39Oh my God.
00:22:50I always make my own mind up about people. Like, I go off of facts.
00:22:54So if I'm saying something, I'll make sure that I have the receipts to back it up.
00:22:58Can you cope under pressure?
00:23:02I think being neurodivergent is going to help me a lot because I've got very black and white thinking.
00:23:09My brain will always tell me it's a game, so I won't take anything personally.
00:23:14Can you spot a liar?
00:23:16Nobody can spot a liar. At least if you do spot a liar, it's probably through reason, through a slip.
00:23:20Not through this gut instinct that we put so much value on.
00:23:25I can read people. It's a body language. It's what you're saying to me without saying to me.
00:23:30As I've been a journalist for a scary number of years, I'm hoping that I can help the other
00:23:36faithfuls by asking the right questions. I think they already think I'm not very intelligent, but I've
00:23:44sussed them all out. Have you? Yeah. This is life or death, isn't it?
00:23:50The thing is, people think I'm nice, but I'm not. People have the wrong impression of me,
00:23:58and that could be terribly useful in this game.
00:24:01So this is it. Welcome to the round table.
00:24:19I need you to look at each other, and properly look at each other.
00:24:23As everything is about to change, your fate in the game is going to be decided.
00:24:37Would you like to be a traitor, or would you like to be a faithful?
00:24:40I'd like to be a faithful. I'd rather be on the side of the angels anyway in life. Who wouldn't?
00:24:45Oh, God, Claude, you're a traitor. Of course I do.
00:24:48Stephen Fry, Claire Baudentop, National Treasures.
00:24:51Gone. I'd like to think I've got the skill set to be a good faithful.
00:24:56A faithful. I hope to be an absolutely formidable traitor hunter.
00:25:01I would like to be a traitor. I'd love to see the turret. Simple as that.
00:25:05I think I would probably be a good traitor. Yeah.
00:25:08I don't want to incriminate myself, but I have always wanted to murder a celebrity.
00:25:11I would like to be a traitor. Why?
00:25:14Because it's a game. It's fun to be a traitor. It's fun to kill people.
00:25:17I want to be a faithful. Do you? No. I want to be a traitor.
00:25:21I think that I could be good at either role.
00:25:24But I just think it makes a nice change from being a lovely mum at home.
00:25:29To just have a break from it and be really evil.
00:25:33Traitor. Are you ready to kill?
00:25:37In the game.
00:25:38I just have that on record.
00:25:42Legally. I want to be a traitor.
00:25:44You will have to stab people in the back.
00:25:52They'd do it to me. They're showbiz people. I'd do it to them.
00:25:56You know what celebrities are like. They're two-faced.
00:25:59Players. I'm about to select my traitors.
00:26:07Please, put on your blindfolds.
00:26:25If you feel me touch you on the shoulder, that means that you are a traitor.
00:26:31I don't know.
00:26:36I don't know.
00:26:52I can't see you on the other side.
00:26:53My heart is absolutely racing. It's exploding out of my chest.
00:27:08I'm thinking, just please, please don't choose me.
00:27:23I'm a traitor. That's really kind of exciting and kind of terrifying.
00:27:32I'm feeling my heart rate going up a bit. I'm really fiercely concentrating on don't make a noise, don't make a move, don't give anything away, do not cough.
00:27:53Oh my God. The game has begun. I'm ready to get my hands dirty. I'm ready to play the game. This is going to be fun.
00:28:23Oh God. I feel sick. What am I going to do?
00:28:44Oh my God.
00:29:14Oh my God.
00:29:44Oh my God.
00:29:47Your task is simple. Remain undetected and murder the faithful.
00:29:53Faithful. You must hunt down the traitors and banish them here in this very room. Get it wrong and you will banish an innocent faithful.
00:30:08So who's who? I'm afraid that's for you to work out. Along the way, you will build up a prize fund of up to £100,000.
00:30:20Now remember, if there are any traitors left at the end, they take all the money for their charity. Not only that, they take all the glory.
00:30:34I'll be honest, that was quite tense. Would you like some good news?
00:30:40Yes.
00:30:41Yes.
00:30:42Yes.
00:30:43Yes.
00:30:44Yes.
00:30:45Tiny word of warning, don't relax too much. Tomorrow, the killing spree begins.
00:30:53Just glad to get the bloody blindfold off, frankly.
00:30:55Oh God. That was nerve wracking. I mean, how many times around? Yeah. That was like... Lord. God. I just heard you breathing. Sorry.
00:31:03When they were wheeling me down to get my leg chopped off. It was less tense than that.
00:31:24chopped off very very nerve-wracking but the nice thing is no murder tonight so everyone's here
00:31:35it's a lovely feeling that was so tense someone who's overdoing it on the reaction
00:31:46interesting yeah cheers everyone cheers cheers everyone we're in the game
00:31:54the planet's dead
00:32:04traitors stay behind please good try good try i thought i wanted to be a traitor but i have a
00:32:13sweating problem and i can't keep a secret it's too much what am i gonna do
00:32:24it wasn't that scary scary yeah i feel like a little bit like oh we relax now but then you're
00:32:33just worried they're gonna kill you yeah you're worried you're gonna die yeah i don't care that
00:32:37i don't have a shield anymore because it doesn't matter does it because i can't die as soon as we
00:32:42all took our blindfolds off it felt like an energy shift it's too early to tell now if anyone has any
00:32:48suspicions of me i'm hoping my fellow traitors are good at lying but there's nothing else i'm
00:32:54concerned about i'm just hoping that we can all keep under the radar
00:32:58it's the worst secret ever and it's just burning me is and it's a weight around my shoulders oh god i'm so nervous i don't you got any ideas of who it is
00:33:18i think those two at the point i changed everything faithful fancy do we think it's
00:33:26alcoholic though i think we should call them rosemary and thyme and that can be our little code name
00:33:33i saw celia and claire and i just went oh those two look a bit suspicious but actually
00:33:41there was no reason to pick them but i was desperate they've got traitor written all over
00:33:50them those two celia and claire do you know what i'm such a follower because now i'm going i think you're
00:33:56right out of all these people here there must be at least one younger person who's a traitor
00:34:05what do you think i don't want to say that because like it would it could start a fox hunt for us but
00:34:13as two younger people i feel like do you think or do you think because they don't know us maybe we'll
00:34:18just fly yeah exactly yeah just say the odd word here and there yeah but if you get a hunch on someone
00:34:26yeah i'll tell you okay we look out we look out for each other okay i like that is this an alliance
00:34:31it's the alliance it's the alliance nico he seems like a really nice person i think my game play for
00:34:36the most part is to just be myself you know maybe be a bit friendlier i'm not really notorious for my
00:34:46people skills it does actually feel like we're in the game now yeah it does and also i thought that i
00:34:55was going to be just like i'm just going to get rid of that now i'm like i want to find those traders
00:35:01can i be honest i felt a bit disappointed though because i actually do feel kind of
00:35:04powerless now don't you you feel kind of like oh god no i'm thrilled i'm so relieved you're still
00:35:09happy you might all be lying though because you might all be lying we can't trust anything anyone
00:35:16says from now on no everyone's going to start playing the game now and they weren't really
00:35:22playing the game before because of course the game didn't exist before the game only exists now that
00:35:26we are traitors whoever the others may be we have to be nimble and fluid and adaptable
00:35:39tell me something that's genuinely true about you and then i'll ask you if you're
00:35:44a traitor you're trying to get a baseline so are you a father yes okay are you a traitor no oh there
00:35:54was a slightly different blink you didn't smile that time that's true do me next do me next
00:35:59do you next come on okay are you an incredible singer well i'd like to think so yes okay are you
00:36:11wearing a check jacket i am yes are you a traitor no i'm not the weird thing is everybody goes slightly
00:36:20serious with the traitor i keep thinking someone's a traitor in this circle all the time whatever
00:36:36i sit there well someone will the chances are if you're not telling us you're scum
00:36:41you're a scum you're absolute scum i've got my suspicions i tried to be like i was just laughing
00:36:49so i'm not a traitor but oh god i'm worse than linda i am worse than linda what would you do
00:36:55alan if you're a traitor how would you behave i'd probably sweat loads and have a two roses
00:37:17i'll see you in the morning fellow faithfuls or are you
00:37:20the chimes are rung out across the castle which means it's home time for our players
00:37:40they must now return to their individual lodgings where they can't see or speak to anyone
00:37:46oh for our traitors though well the knight is young because they have to meet some very important
00:37:53people each other
00:38:08you stand before the traitor's turret before i give you this cloak i'm going to need you to take the
00:38:15the traitor's oath do you commit to lie and deceive throughout the game i do are you willing to
00:38:25murder one of your fellow players every single night i am do you vow to keep your identity and the
00:38:33identity of your fellow traitors a secret 100 percent then officially oh my gosh you are thank you
00:38:42a traitor go forth and murder thank you enjoy being evil
00:39:01i think tonight is going to be a night of bonding of celebration of preparation
00:39:05i'm really looking forward to meet my fellow traitors i can't wait to see who it is
00:39:16i need to know who they are i'm so intrigued
00:39:25next to us oh my gosh kat has been quiet but not too quiet she's been herself very much
00:39:49authentically not for a second did i suspect her i'm filled at you i'm filled at you as well
00:39:54good you're calm yes you're good as well we have good tea i'm glad it's jonathan he's very strategic
00:40:01i think he'll do well how do you want to play everyone's going to be looking at everyone so we
00:40:06just have to be very mindful of what we say what we say why are we whispering i was going to ask
00:40:12why are you because i'm trying to be a traitor and i'm not very comfortable yet
00:40:21when i see him i think i'm either going to scream or cry my thing was to go under the radar
00:40:29and um i think i've pole vaulted over it oh my god
00:40:42amazing amazing this is amazing oh my gosh okay we were just saying we're glad it's just us two
00:40:59yeah but i'm glad and now we've got the trump card right here i'm so excited to be working with kat
00:41:06and jonathan but i've got a nervous disposition and this whole game plays on your nerves but don't
00:41:12you think everyone knew it was me no i was so nervous everyone's looking at everyone and i think
00:41:17we we've just got to stay strong we've got to stay really calm because they don't know who we are
00:41:22no they don't i think that's just actual kind of anxiety bit of paranoia yeah i think going in
00:41:27tomorrow we've got to be like oh thank god no one got murdered oh yeah oh because i can't look
00:41:37my trade good evening are you happy yeah yeah really really really happy with hello changes
00:41:46how sad are you that you can't murder tonight really sad yeah why did you do that don't worry
00:41:52because you will murder tomorrow night yes now as you know in the trade is nothing straightforward
00:42:01your first murder will be in plain sight oh my god oh my god okay we can do this we can do this okay
00:42:13focus team okay okay i imagine you want to know how yeah please that will be revealed tomorrow
00:42:21that's gonna make us sleep bad sweet drinks thank you claudia they're the worst ones as we can do this
00:42:37a good night's sleep tomorrow we return refreshed yeah and ready to murder in plain sight i'm gonna have a
00:42:44big old breakfast and do some murdering same i might go with a lighter breakfast but still
00:42:50murder because i mean i've had to take out my cloak because i'm so fat
00:42:59right then shall we um yes okay i'm so pleased right i know i'm so happy good night sweet traitors
00:43:07jonathan's got the plan cat's a cool customer and i think i'm kind of the pr face hello everyone how are you
00:43:15and then those two do the murdering i think i play the observer i think both jonathan and alan are quite
00:43:26big characters which i think is good but my trick in life itself is to always let people underestimate me
00:43:35and make them think that they're in control and maybe they're not
00:43:47so
00:43:56with no murder last night everyone slept easy but they're going to need all their energy as they're
00:44:02heading straight off to their first mission this is a chance for both traitors and faithful to work
00:44:08together in order to win money that will be added to the prize pot we don't get fooled again
00:44:15eyes look really well it's a big day yesterday wasn't it my nerves were frazzled i just don't
00:44:21want to go home first it won't be you you're definitely a faithful alan i can see it
00:44:26tom daly and nico i think worth looking at that's good tom kind of blushed and looked around very
00:44:35fast soon as the blindfolds came off but tom is really smart but he's he's the baby-faced assassin
00:44:40yeah that's it and nico also has something about the way he looked at his body but then he was looking
00:44:45quite intense he was looking tense i felt
00:44:49you two are both world-class actors blah blah blah i would say to that anyway go on so is there any
00:44:55way you can pick up if someone's acting last night i noticed a change in tamika i thought she
00:45:02seemed jittery a little unsure i just sensed something that wasn't quite sitting right with her
00:45:13how are we feeling about the mission rather anxious are you guys quite strong no okay great
00:45:18well go to the gym and i do bicep curls if that helps
00:45:21we're going somewhere really remote here what's it gonna be there's something ahead of us
00:45:31look look look oh what's that
00:45:41oh my gosh i see something big and on wheels that's my mobility scooter
00:45:47it's a funeral pyre or is it a trojan horse
00:45:55claire you're gonna love this it's a horse look at this joe oh my wow oh my god it's massive
00:46:02is that a trojan horse looks like doesn't it when we all saw the horse we were like yes
00:46:07this is exactly why we signed up for this welcome to traders
00:46:16welcome to your first mission this is the trojan horse now the trojan horse was used to infiltrate
00:46:25troy in one of the greatest acts of deceit in greek mythology
00:46:31steven this one's for you just like the trojan horse the traitors are infiltrating
00:46:40all of you in this game
00:46:45now what do you want to do with the traitors
00:46:49steven got it you want to get rid of them and the way you're going to get rid of this trojan horse
00:46:55is by setting it on fire
00:47:00to set it on fire you have to move this giant horse to a fire pit all the way over there
00:47:11slight problem along the route you will come to four locked gates
00:47:19at each gate there is either a question or a puzzle answer it correctly and you will release a key
00:47:26to open the gate
00:47:30if you manage to pull the trojan horse through the four gates and set it on fire within the allotted time
00:47:37i will add 15 000 pounds to your prize fund yesterday celia charlotte joe marler joe wilkinson
00:47:49jonathan and kate you all won shields there are no more shields up for grabs today
00:47:57it is all about the prize pot the siege of troy lasted 10 years you have exactly 30 minutes
00:48:05doesn't sound fair
00:48:10good luck i'll see you at the end yes claude straight away
00:48:16this felt classic traitors this mission teamwork a massive horse with a slight tenuous link to
00:48:24history that no one really understands but hey i'm not knocking claudia i would suggest that the
00:48:31massive power is at the back led by joe marler and i think the break person has to be the lightest
00:48:37and ruth if you're happy to do that is that cool okay so that's the first bit tom changing as we go
00:48:43as well so you don't fatigue from doing the same thing changing positions or this is why you have a
00:48:47gold medal claire and tom take on the leader roles back work to the traitor's benefit the more attention
00:48:54you get the more chance you have of people being suspicious of you oh my god
00:49:04three two one
00:49:18we had to pull and push two and a half tons of wooden horse up a track through four gates and at
00:49:26every gate there was a question to be answered okay okay okay keep going
00:49:34it's getting a little bit uphill i think we should give it some pushing that horse up the hill
00:49:39it's flashbacks straight away into the scrums although the back end of that horse smelt miles
00:49:45better than the scrums i've been involved in give it some getting a bit harder keep it up i am
00:49:53surprisingly strong and i was at the back pushing the horse with all the boys all the big boys and me
00:50:00i'm very happy oh wow oh wow i'm second slow down slow down oh my god
00:50:22at each gate they can only give one answer if they get it wrong there's a much faster way to
00:50:32open it but it does mean somebody will have to part with something very precious to open the gate
00:50:38you must answer the question correctly or sacrifice a shield oh god wow oh lord
00:50:46if a player chooses to sacrifice their shield they will no longer be protected from tonight's murder
00:50:52no i was not tempted to give up my shield oh why would i give up my shield it's an opportunity
00:50:58to have an extra night here all right it's safety question how many characters die in shakespeare's
00:51:03romeo and juliet and hamlet combined dial in your answer romeo and juliet all right so we have
00:51:11mercutio paris tybalt tybalt romeo and juliet that's five right well we can start trying
00:51:22no why did i didn't realize i locked it in sorry i thought oh we can guess lots of numbers so while
00:51:36they're working that out i'll just stick a number in think it was like a combination lock and you can
00:51:41start trying lots of numbers anyway that was it because the lever didn't go back up again
00:51:46guys wait stop stop claire has locked in the answer there that's what they're doing we haven't pulled
00:51:50the lever yet i made a complete mistake there because i didn't realize that was locking it in
00:51:57the worst mistake it's over before it's even started before they've even got a chance to give a sensible
00:52:02guess i thought we could start guessing is what i thought oh no no it's a final answer claire locks it in
00:52:10and i'm like the traitors met last night was part of their thing to sabotage the mission to get
00:52:18people to give up as many shields as possible claire pulling that lever is exactly what a traitor would
00:52:24do okay right sacrifice the shield
00:52:26i'll give it my shield oh well done oh i'd like claire don't worry detach from chain and insert shield
00:52:37oh gosh detachment and insert shield right there you go i'm not fuming about my shield it was the right
00:52:42thing to do we've got the opportunity to win 15 000 pounds it was all or nothing so it was just like
00:52:47for me it's just a total no-brainer here we go gate one is open well done as you were
00:52:59okay we move again oh it's too fast it's too fast don't run don't run don't run go steady
00:53:07don't go steady no running and then everyone's jogging getting tough you're nearly there
00:53:17nearly there it's really proper exercise i'm actually shaking yeah anyone who gives up their
00:53:36shield too readily is going to be suspected of being a traitor so i am genuinely puffing but i'm
00:53:42over puffing so i can stay back there and not be looked at to open the gate remove the key from
00:53:49the puzzle or insert a shield into the gate to move forward remove the key from the puzzle so
00:53:55you have to get it out of here we were presented with the klotsky puzzle so sliding bits and pieces
00:54:02around to try and get the bigger piece sort of into a particular position which would release a key that
00:54:06could um open the open the gates is there anybody else who's got a shield who will just put a shield
00:54:12in there i have yeah that's sweet see let's see they might they might do it they might do it
00:54:17does them do good at these i love them but you have to do these individually
00:54:23yes oh my god nick was a puzzle ninja he just went into this zone
00:54:30and that that that that that and that cross oh yeah there you go there you go that's it
00:54:35yes all right let's go he just did it got the key and we're on
00:54:44eight minutes 30 we've done let's keep with the same energy yes love stick up the slack keep going
00:54:52the thing about that big horse right you get it going and you think oh this is absolute piece of
00:54:57a piddle but that was on the flap then you get a little bit of an incline and my word when it
00:55:03starts getting hilly have straight arms yeah straight arms
00:55:12i'm slowing
00:55:15that third incline my legs were like jelly and i was steering i just wedged it between two rolls of fat
00:55:24and just used my belly to push it up this is really hard you're nearly there
00:55:31come on come on
00:55:38go speed speed
00:55:43four of these words have a unique and obvious connection that sets them apart from the other words
00:56:04when ready four players must stand on the words you believe have a unique connection
00:56:09it's like um the game it's an anagram yeah right okay two and air and make uh are the same as
00:56:19ratio as an anagram and then there's four shows different ones over there darling oh god are there
00:56:26gate three my eyes were twisted i was doubled it was about words there was four different words and
00:56:34i couldn't understand even now i don't even understand the tars is it arts rat iota oh yes
00:56:41they're the same letters this is hard they have to work out the word connections lots of very smart
00:56:48people there but they're exhausted so i don't know if they're going to do it hold it and then how many
00:56:54begin with a vowel iota or heart and air no there's five that's an anagram of traitor isn't it
00:57:04traitor oh the ones that don't spell traitor see there's no c in traitor so stand on that yeah yeah
00:57:10all the letters that are in trade a wheel it was nick who said look these letters all go into the word
00:57:15traitors but these four don't and we're like yes yes yes let's do arch lie wheel and push
00:57:24lie wheel and push they're looking in they're four people standing yeah yes
00:57:35getting through that gate was amazing and then we saw that last massive hill
00:57:45we've got to go through one more gate and then it's to the fire pit
00:57:50ah you're doing well Steven yeah
00:57:56all right give it some i had the indefatigable joe marler on my right who is a front row rugby player
00:58:05i was thrilled to notice how exhausted he was keep moving at least i wasn't alone in being absolutely
00:58:13mackered
00:58:22all right go right go right go right
00:58:25let's let's let's let's
00:58:26come on we're almost here
00:58:32stop
00:58:32fill the blank spaces with the correct symbols or sacrifice two shields to open the gate
00:58:43it was a question of matching symbols that it turns out had actually been on the previous gate posts
00:58:51it was these ones i looked at every one of those the first one had seven
00:58:55and then this one is the flame the one before was an arrow i'm not sure what this one was oh
00:59:02i remember the candelabra i remembered the arrow and then i saw the flame that was on the final gate
00:59:08but then the second one was missing i'll run back i'll run only one of us needs to go
00:59:13why don't you send the best runner he's gone he's gone what's really he's gone is there any point in
00:59:22me doing this everyone's really scared of the first murder tom is running back to find out the
00:59:27symbols because nobody who's got shield wants to give theirs up you're gonna shout a chain
00:59:32castle castle castle castle so two castles there's two castles one with one flag one with three
00:59:44how many flags two flags two flags two flags two flags two flags two flags and pull the lever
00:59:52yes yes come on come on come on come on come on olympian he might be the diver of the group but
01:00:07we use him for anything call tom tom please you have three and a half minutes come on come on
01:00:17yes come on come on you're so close you're so close
01:00:47almost there come on park it up park it up for me you have a minute left and you have to choose
01:00:55somebody to light the torch if only we had an olympian they could write the torch let's go tom come on
01:01:04go on tom
01:01:17go on
01:01:19go on
01:01:21go on
01:01:22go on
01:01:26go on
01:01:28go on
01:01:30whoa 15 000 pounds it was a proud moment actually some of them haven't even exercised for the past 30 years
01:01:36Oh!
01:01:41Very, very well done. Honestly, £15,000 has been added to the third time.
01:01:50And I tell you what, you deserve a proper treat.
01:01:53You go back to the castle, have some drinks, slight downer,
01:01:58somebody will be murdered tonight.
01:02:01But look what you did. So congratulations.
01:02:05Thank you, Claudia.
01:02:06Well done. Well done.
01:02:08£15,000 to the prize pot.
01:02:11Even though there's traitors amongst us trying to stab us in the back at every moment,
01:02:15it feels good to add that money to the pot.
01:02:18It's going to be like the Last Supper.
01:02:21One of you will betray me.
01:02:23Oh, they're so friendly now.
01:02:25Won't be so friendly later.
01:02:27Somebody is going to get murdered.
01:02:29Clare had a flashback to being in Vegas and thought she was on the old slops.
01:02:39The way she yanked that lever back.
01:02:43Charlotte, you're amazing giving up that shield.
01:02:46I'm so glad that I'm not a traitor because after that, I think it will be actually hard to choose somebody to kill.
01:02:52I think it would be awful.
01:02:57Who gave up their shield?
01:02:59Charlotte gave up her shield.
01:03:01She's very willing to give it up.
01:03:03I think she was just being a team player.
01:03:04But what happens if she's a traitor?
01:03:07Well, then she doesn't have to worry about it.
01:03:08Exactly.
01:03:12I'm not certain at all, but I am suspicious of Kate a little bit.
01:03:17With their shield, I don't think she ever, like, really had it out on show.
01:03:19No, she didn't.
01:03:20She didn't.
01:03:21I just think ordinarily she would strike me as the type of person that would give up a shield.
01:03:30So we've got no suspicions.
01:03:32No.
01:03:33Nico's not a traitor.
01:03:34He can't be a traitor.
01:03:36Even though with the pranks.
01:03:37His pranks.
01:03:38Oh.
01:03:39I hadn't realised that angle of it all.
01:03:41Oh, God.
01:03:51Home sweet home.
01:03:53I tell you what, the aches are setting in now.
01:03:55Are you?
01:03:56Oh.
01:03:57I'm very happy with how the mission went.
01:03:58And it was a moment of triumph.
01:04:00And you know what?
01:04:01It made me feel a bit bad because I felt like I was part of a team.
01:04:04But it's a team that I have to try and kill.
01:04:06So it's bittersweet for me.
01:04:09Turnip haggis.
01:04:10Oh, yeah.
01:04:11Well, I'm going to go into the library, I think, to eat because I want to check how many people died in Hamlet.
01:04:16OK.
01:04:16I think the word is eggs, Alstead.
01:04:21It was an amazing experience, that mission.
01:04:23There must be a complete worse of Shakespeare here.
01:04:26Paul Clare Balding made a terrible mistake and she's absolutely kicking herself for it.
01:04:30It's really...
01:04:31So, I don't know what the answer to the first quiz was.
01:04:35I think it's 13.
01:04:36It's how many people die in Remy and Juliet and Hamlet.
01:04:40I wonder if Benvolio dies.
01:04:42I could keep my head.
01:04:43Oh, dear, oh, dear.
01:04:44But the traitors, they met...
01:04:49Last night, they wouldn't have just met just to say hi.
01:04:51No.
01:04:52There would have been some kind of ulterior motive behind it.
01:04:56And I think there must be something around, like, see how many shields you can strip from the group
01:05:05by either getting things wrong or slowing it down enough where you have to use shields to get through the gate.
01:05:11Clare Balding.
01:05:13You said it, not me.
01:05:15She pulled that lever.
01:05:17No, she looked gutted.
01:05:19I mean, she looked gutted.
01:05:21She did, yeah.
01:05:21She did?
01:05:22But was it a...
01:05:23Oh!
01:05:24Yeah, or was it...
01:05:27Oops!
01:05:28You know?
01:05:30Oh, God.
01:05:31It can't be Clare.
01:05:32Oh, my gosh.
01:05:32My strategy was not to, like, do this.
01:05:34Because a traitor would come up with, you know, a plot like you have with poor old Clare who hasn't done anything wrong.
01:05:42Are you trying to help her?
01:05:43Oh, God.
01:05:45What are you trying to cover for her?
01:05:47Leave Clare alone.
01:05:52Oh, God.
01:05:53Since arriving at the castle, the players have had to dig their own graves, set a Trojan horse alight, and now it's time for the first murder.
01:06:08The traitors are going to kill in plain sight.
01:06:11How?
01:06:12They're about to find out.
01:06:14To do this, you must find the poisoned black lily somewhere in the castle.
01:06:43You must find this deadly flower.
01:06:47Rub your hands with the poisoned pollen and touch the face of the faithful you want to murder.
01:06:55The poison is slow-acting.
01:06:58The murdered faithful will not die tonight.
01:07:02You must do this before the night is over.
01:07:05I don't know how we're going to do this.
01:07:13How am I going to touch someone's face?
01:07:27I don't like physical touch at the best of times.
01:07:31It's going to look so weird if I go up to somebody and grab their face.
01:07:36It's going to have to be Alan.
01:07:38This really has just thrown the cat amongst the pigeons.
01:07:41I was having such a lovely night.
01:07:42Oh, traitors.
01:07:45What are you like?
01:07:47You were incredibly young when you started to become well-known as a diver.
01:07:51You were the best-known diver in Britain when you were 12.
01:07:53I just always kind of had the, like, I don't know, very competitive.
01:07:57We'll remember this for the game, by the way.
01:08:01Poison black lily.
01:08:03I've seen a black lily in the bar.
01:08:05But you don't, but you don't.
01:08:11Oh, it's Alan.
01:08:12Hello, Alan.
01:08:13Oh, God.
01:08:16Having sweets available all the time is...
01:08:18That's why we've come in here, we're just doing shots.
01:08:21Shots.
01:08:22I'm a little bit frightened that we're having a murder in Plains Act
01:08:25this early in the game, and the castle is so packed with people.
01:08:28I haven't been going around touching people's faces,
01:08:31so it might seem unusual, it might be noticeable.
01:08:35Oh, look at this.
01:08:37What are we going to do?
01:08:38I can't do it very well, Alan.
01:08:40He's going to do the face touching.
01:08:41I think it's going to be you.
01:08:43I'm going to cut the car.
01:08:47You love making drinks, don't you?
01:08:49I love it.
01:08:50Alan, bless him, has got a very loud speaking voice.
01:08:53He was talking to me whilst in the room with other people
01:08:56about the mission, and I was thinking, Alan, shut up.
01:09:00What do you think?
01:09:01It's got to be a little quiet.
01:09:02Oh, I might be talking a bit loud.
01:09:05Mm-hmm.
01:09:06OK.
01:09:06So there are five shields in play, yeah?
01:09:08Because Charlotte gave us up.
01:09:10Immediately.
01:09:10Yeah.
01:09:11Not even a question.
01:09:12Literally, the second we got stuck, she was like...
01:09:14But also, that's because...
01:09:15Shall I cut you up a lemon?
01:09:16Yeah, go on then.
01:09:18Thank you, sweetheart.
01:09:19Oh, it's going to be...
01:09:20Where does he go?
01:09:22Oh, God.
01:09:24My heart's going pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter.
01:09:26Oh, no.
01:09:27I wasn't expecting it to be this tough.
01:09:29Do you want to go to the kitchen?
01:09:30Yeah.
01:09:31Do you know what?
01:09:31I might actually have a cup of tea.
01:09:33Yeah.
01:09:33Anyone a cup of tea?
01:09:34No.
01:09:35No rose there.
01:09:36You drank it or I'm going to have a cuppa.
01:09:37I mean, but the thing is, though, we've got no evidence, right?
01:09:48This is just supposition.
01:09:50So, you know, we've just got to play.
01:09:51The only safety is the fact that we've got shields.
01:09:55Oh, yeah, we've got shields.
01:09:57OK, so, yeah, we are safe tonight.
01:10:00That's good.
01:10:01I'm making a brew because we're out of rose, eh?
01:10:04Lovely.
01:10:04Get a lovely brew.
01:10:07It's much harder to get a moment on your own.
01:10:11It's much harder to do anything without being observed.
01:10:14I got the chance to talk to my fellow creators very briefly in the kitchen,
01:10:17which was quite terrifying.
01:10:24What?
01:10:25Quick, quick, quick.
01:10:26OK, I think the best person to do it, and I'm not throwing it on the bus,
01:10:29is you.
01:10:30I think you could turn someone's face without it being scary.
01:10:35We were whispering.
01:10:36So that's kind of a bit of a giveaway when it walks in a room,
01:10:40and there are three people whispering, you know what I mean?
01:10:42You're thinking, traitors.
01:10:47We should, by the way, talk a bit louder.
01:10:48But I think, um...
01:10:50I know where it is.
01:10:51Oh, great.
01:10:52Because I've seen it, it's opposite the bar.
01:10:54And if we were known about that, where would...
01:10:55Who would be a face?
01:10:56I'm just thinking it's got to be a woman,
01:10:58and I go, you've got something on your face.
01:11:00Yeah.
01:11:01All right.
01:11:02Shall we leave you to it?
01:11:08I've got to get everyone out of that bar.
01:11:10Shall we cover you and get some out?
01:11:14We thought Alan was the best person to do it,
01:11:16because I think he genuinely was.
01:11:17Right, OK.
01:11:18We can do this, Alan.
01:11:19I then realised that he had to go into a room,
01:11:21not be observed, doing something quite odd,
01:11:23rubbing his fingers against a flower.
01:11:26Oh, God.
01:11:27Please.
01:11:29So I thought I'd make it as easy for him as possible.
01:11:33Shall we go outside?
01:11:34Let's go and get some air outside.
01:11:35Sounds good.
01:11:36I'm just going to touch anyone's face.
01:11:44How do we get out?
01:11:45Just out this...
01:11:45Just out the front door.
01:11:47Is there pudding?
01:11:48No.
01:11:49There is a lack of puddings.
01:11:52I keep walking around.
01:11:54Let's go make dessert.
01:11:56Yeah, yeah.
01:11:57Did Jonathan go out already?
01:11:59I don't know.
01:12:00I lifted the bell jar off of the flower.
01:12:09I'm just worried that Alan has enough time
01:12:12to still pull this off.
01:12:13It's all up to him now.
01:12:23Today was really good.
01:12:24It was really good.
01:12:25I really, really don't want to go.
01:12:27No, I don't.
01:12:27I don't want to go.
01:12:30Move, I don't know if you're a traitor,
01:12:34but that is psychopathic, what you're doing.
01:12:38Yeah, why would you...
01:12:39No, I'm making a dessert plate for everyone.
01:12:41I'm being lying.
01:12:42Everyone's going outside.
01:12:44I'm going to go outside with the fire pit.
01:12:47Alan's so nervous.
01:12:48I didn't know whether he would be able to do it.
01:12:50I'm going to...
01:12:51I know.
01:12:52I know.
01:12:53But I think we'll be able to do it
01:12:55as long as Alan doesn't slip up.
01:12:57If you could choose an animal
01:12:59to sort of symbolise your personal ambition,
01:13:02what would you choose?
01:13:04Monkey.
01:13:05That's a good one, yes.
01:13:06I would say.
01:13:07Very good.
01:13:07There's just no time to die.
01:13:10I can't believe they've left me to it.
01:13:19I have people that I want to kill,
01:13:21but it's not going to be easy.
01:13:25It's the touching the face
01:13:27that is the problem.
01:13:30How the hell am I going to do this?
01:13:33What am I going to do?
01:13:38What am I going to do?
01:13:46The traitors have been chosen
01:13:49and the faithful are teetering on the edge
01:13:51of losing their first player
01:13:52to a murder in plain sight.
01:13:54The Celebrity Traitors Uncloaked
01:13:55is on BBC Two right now,
01:13:57where I'll be joined by not one,
01:13:59but three former traitors.
01:14:00Wilf, Harry and Mina.
01:14:01See you there.
01:14:03For all you drama faithfuls,
01:14:05your next obsession has already landed.
01:14:08From the Mexican jungle
01:14:09to the streets of Belfast,
01:14:11watch now on BBC iPlayer.
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