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Experience a heartwarming and humorous take on the holiday season with 'A Wonderful Time of the Year', a delightful post-pandemic Christmas comedy. This film offers a fresh perspective on festive traditions, blending laughter and cheer as characters navigate a new normal. Perfect for those seeking a lighthearted and timely holiday story.

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00:01:24Sorry.
00:01:25Where are your glasses?
00:01:28You need to have them on your eyes at all times.
00:01:32Hi.
00:01:34Bye-bye.
00:01:36I'm going to have to know you.
00:01:38Bye-bye.
00:01:40Bye.
00:01:42All right.
00:01:46I don't know.
00:02:16They're here.
00:02:21They're here.
00:02:23I want in.
00:02:37Let's get ready.
00:02:49Chance.
00:02:54Look at them.
00:02:59They haven't been free for three years.
00:03:04No matter what, we're a team.
00:03:09We stick together.
00:03:14There's so many.
00:03:17Call 911 if you have to.
00:03:20I'll understand.
00:03:25Chris, get the door.
00:03:28Someone get the lights.
00:03:30Go!
00:03:31Go!
00:03:32Go!
00:03:33Go!
00:03:35Go!
00:03:41Go!
00:03:42Go!
00:03:43Go!
00:03:44Go!
00:03:45Go!
00:03:46Go!
00:06:16Oh, hi.
00:06:31How can I help you?
00:06:33Oh, I'm just here to see Lee.
00:06:34She's one of the employees.
00:06:35Okay, I'll page her for you.
00:06:37Usually I just, I go back.
00:06:39Hi, this is Chris.
00:06:40He's always welcome.
00:06:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:06:43I'm new.
00:06:43She's in the back.
00:06:44She's in the back.
00:06:45Hush, my dear, hold your peace, be in this warm embrace.
00:06:55Hear my words, hear this song.
00:06:59Let my love, let my love, let my love make you strong.
00:07:04There's no need for this heartache tonight.
00:07:08There's no reason to shut out the light.
00:07:12There's no need for us to argue and fight.
00:07:17We are together.
00:07:19Baby, it's Christmas tonight.
00:07:23You should sing more often.
00:07:32My granny used to sing me that song, but you didn't hear anything.
00:07:36I only sing for puppers, not people.
00:07:40You should change that policy.
00:07:43Someone's in the Christmas spirit.
00:07:45I wish I could say it looks good on you.
00:07:47How?
00:07:48How was that Black Friday shift?
00:07:50Yeah, it was not good.
00:07:54Yikes.
00:07:56Why don't you go home and get some rest?
00:07:59Jen just got back from her parents' Thanksgiving,
00:08:01and I really don't want to deal with her right now.
00:08:04You and your dad didn't go.
00:08:05No, her parents hate my dad, so.
00:08:08Really?
00:08:09Yeah.
00:08:10So, is her dad older or younger than yours?
00:08:14My dad is two years younger than her dad.
00:08:18Yikes.
00:08:19I mean, they're 20 years apart, and she wants to be my new mother,
00:08:22but, like, I can't let that happen.
00:08:24Yeah, I get it.
00:08:27Well, you and your dad should have came over to my house for Thanksgiving.
00:08:31My mom made an amazing turkey that my dad could not stop raving about.
00:08:37I might take you up on that next time.
00:08:39Jen was talking to my dad about inviting my grandpa over for Christmas,
00:08:42so I might need to be rescued.
00:08:45Really?
00:08:45Rescued from what?
00:08:46So, what's your beef?
00:08:49Beef?
00:08:50Beef.
00:08:51Problem.
00:08:51Issue.
00:08:52I don't have any beef.
00:08:53You don't?
00:08:54No.
00:08:54No?
00:08:55No.
00:08:55You're 16.
00:08:56Right.
00:08:56You got plans?
00:08:57Plans.
00:08:58Plans after graduation?
00:09:00I'm not sure.
00:09:00You're not sure?
00:09:01That's right.
00:09:02What kind of a kid is it you're?
00:09:03Kid like me, I guess.
00:09:05How you gonna make it?
00:09:06My good looks.
00:09:07Your grandpa sounds like a great time.
00:09:13He's just obsessed with me going to college.
00:09:16I don't think he understands that I don't need college.
00:09:19I have the greatest job in the world.
00:09:21I sell overhyped technology to gullible consumers.
00:09:25Hey, at least you have money.
00:09:27I can get you a job at the shop if that's what you want.
00:09:29It's not that I want a job there.
00:09:31I just, I would like to start this pet-sitting, dog-walking service, you know?
00:09:36It's, it just sounds like a dream.
00:09:39What's stopping you?
00:09:41There's so many startup costs and insurance and I have to be bonded and a website and,
00:09:48you know, a million other things that I need to buy.
00:09:50It's just a lot of startup costs.
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:57I bet Christmas is a great time for these dogs, though.
00:09:59Yeah, my, my granny used to say that Santa would come and get these guys homes for Christmas.
00:10:08I wish that were true.
00:10:10Who knows?
00:10:10Maybe Santa can get me a new family.
00:10:13You have a family.
00:10:15Go spend some time with them.
00:10:18Humbug.
00:10:20Merry Christmas.
00:10:21Merry Christmas.
00:10:29Merry Christmas.
00:10:30Merry Christmas.
00:10:31Merry Christmas.
00:10:32Merry Christmas.
00:10:33Merry Christmas.
00:10:34Merry Christmas.
00:10:35Merry Christmas.
00:10:36Merry Christmas.
00:10:37Merry Christmas.
00:10:38Merry Christmas.
00:10:39Merry Christmas.
00:10:40Merry Christmas.
00:10:41Merry Christmas.
00:10:42Merry Christmas.
00:10:43Merry Christmas.
00:10:44Merry Christmas.
00:10:45Merry Christmas.
00:10:46Merry Christmas.
00:10:47Merry Christmas.
00:10:48Merry Christmas.
00:10:49Merry Christmas.
00:10:50Merry Christmas.
00:10:51Merry Christmas.
00:10:52Merry Christmas.
00:10:53Merry Christmas.
00:10:54Merry Christmas.
00:10:55Merry Christmas.
00:10:56Merry Christmas.
00:10:57Merry Christmas.
00:10:58Off to work?
00:11:11Looks that way.
00:11:13Did I beg you a sandwich or something?
00:11:18You're right.
00:11:21Yeah, um, I'm late, so have fun with whatever this is.
00:13:58You are strong and capable and powerful.
00:14:02You can do this.
00:14:06Hold that pose, and remember to breathe.
00:14:28No way do I have your touch.
00:14:36No way do I have your touch on the other side.
00:15:00Thank you for this.
00:15:21Jen, you home?
00:15:24Jen?
00:15:26Where else would I be?
00:15:30I'll never get tired of being Rita like this.
00:15:32I expected you home an hour ago. Where have we been?
00:15:34I had just said something to take care of.
00:15:36You know that divorce case?
00:15:38I can't talk about it.
00:15:40I cannot disclose.
00:15:42Very weird. You're being very weird.
00:15:44No, I'm not.
00:15:46No, I'm not.
00:15:48Yup.
00:15:50Okay, fine.
00:15:52This is really something.
00:15:54Yeah, well, I, uh...
00:15:57I'll be better once the tree is done.
00:15:59So if you could help me with that, that would be great.
00:16:07It's a family holiday, Jim.
00:16:09Just family.
00:16:10Any word from Alf about Christmas dinner?
00:16:14Well, I think he's coming.
00:16:18It's hard to tell.
00:16:20Because he just got a new smartphone and his texting, not great.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:26He's had one of those senior citizen flip phones forever.
00:16:29It's big with big numbers.
00:16:30Yeah, well, I guess he's trying to catch up with the times.
00:16:33Everyone else said they're coming, though.
00:16:35That's for sure.
00:16:38Are you sure you want to do this?
00:16:40Jim, really.
00:16:41It's gonna be good.
00:16:42For everybody.
00:16:44A lawyer in me needs to make sure you understand,
00:16:47and I disclose that this is all Amy's side of the family,
00:16:50and they could be a little strange.
00:16:52Your brother Pat is gonna be there.
00:16:55You'll love Funkle Pat.
00:16:57Everybody loves Pat.
00:16:58The kids worship him.
00:16:59If Fun had a name, it would be Pat.
00:17:02That's weird.
00:17:03I thought Fun already had a name, and knew it was.
00:17:07Hold on.
00:17:09Oh, it's Fun.
00:17:10Oh, is that a bit?
00:17:12You're doing stand-up now?
00:17:13What about Alf?
00:17:14He seems like the life of the party.
00:17:18You could say that.
00:17:19I warned ya, there's only room for one old man at this house.
00:17:27That's the last time that fat geezer ruins the roof.
00:17:30Medicine for everybody!
00:17:34I'm sorry.
00:17:35It's awful.
00:17:38I don't want this to be awkward.
00:17:40Maybe I'm overstepping.
00:17:41I can just as easily go to my parents.
00:17:44No, no, no.
00:17:46I'm sure they'd be very happy with that, but we want you here.
00:17:50Does we include Chris?
00:17:53I appreciate everything you're doing.
00:17:54The decorations and bringing everybody together.
00:17:57It's really nice.
00:17:59Well, do you think he'll be excited?
00:18:04Let's just hold off on telling him until we make sure nobody cancels.
00:18:08You know?
00:18:10Just give it to him.
00:18:11And then we'll tell him together, okay?
00:18:15Okay.
00:18:41Hello?
00:18:42Hi.
00:18:43Um, Mom.
00:18:44Hello?
00:18:45Who is this?
00:18:46Who is this?
00:18:47Who is this?
00:18:48It's...
00:18:49It's...
00:18:50It's me.
00:18:51Um...
00:18:52Um...
00:18:53I was just calling to see how your Thanksgiving went.
00:18:55Um...
00:18:56Um...
00:18:57Um...
00:18:58And...
00:18:59If...
00:19:00It'd be okay if...
00:19:01I came up for Christmas.
00:19:02If you want something, call your father.
00:19:03Um...
00:19:04Um...
00:19:05Um...
00:19:07I...
00:19:08I...
00:19:09...I...
00:19:10I don't want anything.
00:19:10I...
00:19:11Who is this?
00:19:13It's... it's me.
00:19:17I'm... I was just calling to see how your Thanksgiving went.
00:19:22Um, and if it'd be okay if I came up for Christmas.
00:19:28If you want something, call your father.
00:19:32I... I don't want anything. I...
00:19:38It's not like I can reach Dad anyway.
00:19:42You know that.
00:19:44I...
00:19:44I'm living with some friends right now. Um...
00:19:50What do I care? You're an adult. Stop calling me.
00:19:53What do I care?
00:20:01What do I care?
00:20:04Dad?
00:20:26Dad?
00:20:34How was work?
00:20:38Stupid.
00:20:39What are you doing?
00:20:41Laundry.
00:20:44So, I have this friend who wants to start a business.
00:20:47What kind of business does your friend want to start?
00:20:50It's not me, Dad.
00:20:51It's this girl I know.
00:20:52I just thought we could help her out.
00:20:54Did she ask for your help?
00:20:57No.
00:20:59Chris, just ask her out.
00:21:00It's not like that.
00:21:01Sure, of course not.
00:21:03What do I know?
00:21:04You gotta ask.
00:21:05It's perfectly natural to be nervous.
00:21:07I'm not nervous.
00:21:08Then why are you concocting a scheme to be around this girl instead of just asking her out like
00:21:11a man?
00:21:12You don't understand.
00:21:13Oh, I understand.
00:21:14Wait, hold on.
00:21:15Don't act as if it didn't take you a whole year to ask me out, Jim.
00:21:18I still had to make the first move.
00:21:22See, that's more of an our generation type of thing.
00:21:28What's that supposed to mean?
00:21:29Just called you old.
00:21:31Or me young.
00:21:32I'm not really sure.
00:21:33If she's really serious and wants to make money, she's gonna have to file a business name
00:21:47and create an LLC.
00:21:49You're really gonna help her with this, aren't you?
00:21:52So sweet.
00:21:53Okay.
00:21:54Shh.
00:21:55Just doing some undercover research.
00:21:56Don't tell anyone.
00:21:57Please.
00:21:58You like her, don't you?
00:21:59No.
00:22:00Just admit it.
00:22:02Do you really think she needs an LLC?
00:22:04Yes.
00:22:05And insurance.
00:22:06She's gonna have to get bonded.
00:22:07You two really do make a cute couple.
00:22:09What if you get married?
00:22:12Oh my gosh.
00:22:13They would have the cutest babies?
00:22:15What?
00:22:16She really could use something positive in her life right now.
00:22:19The poor girl, she's all alone.
00:22:20Wait.
00:22:21What about her parents?
00:22:22Oh, you didn't hear?
00:22:23Oh, they ditched her.
00:22:25She is living in this disgusting basement apartment thing with her friends.
00:22:30I took her home from work the other day and I was scared for my life.
00:22:33Anyway, my brother's an insurance agent.
00:22:36I should totally introduce you.
00:22:42I'm rockin'!
00:22:55Alright, Jack!
00:23:12What's the verdict, boss?
00:23:17It's really coming together.
00:23:21You okay?
00:23:22What's wrong?
00:23:39I don't think I've ever seen this one.
00:23:42Good news, bud.
00:23:43We're having Christmas Eve dinner here.
00:23:44And the whole family's coming.
00:23:45It'll be just like when you were a kid.
00:23:46Everyone.
00:23:47Grandpa.
00:23:48Aunt Mandy.
00:23:49Uncle Matt.
00:23:50Your cousins.
00:23:51And?
00:23:52Uncle Pat.
00:23:53Mm-hmm.
00:23:54How long has it been since everybody got together?
00:23:55Well, Amy, what's up?
00:23:56What's up?
00:23:57What's up?
00:23:58What's up?
00:23:59What's up?
00:24:00What's up?
00:24:01What's up?
00:24:02What's up?
00:24:03What's up?
00:24:04What's up?
00:24:05What's up?
00:24:06What's up?
00:24:07What's up?
00:24:08What's up?
00:24:09What's up?
00:24:10Well, Amy was sick for two years before the shutdown.
00:24:14Stop.
00:24:15Come on.
00:24:16Come on, guy.
00:24:20Oh.
00:24:21Oh.
00:24:22F***.
00:24:23Don't cry
00:24:24I've got to
00:24:42Acting like you don't matter, like you never existed, I can't forget that Christmas was
00:25:07What's up dad?
00:25:37Look she's trying her best, I know
00:25:41This is all new to her and I should have, just please be patient
00:25:46I don't want her doing my laundry
00:25:49Okay, I get it, she's just trying too hard
00:25:56Look, with this Christmas Eve dinner coming up we all had to figure out a way to get along
00:26:03Can I get on you?
00:26:05You know it's gonna be hard seeing everyone else without her
00:26:09I know
00:26:10I know
00:26:11Good morning Lenny, I brought your favorite!
00:26:35I might spend Christmas with you, don't get adaptable for them okay?
00:26:50Alright
00:26:56Not adopted till 1
00:26:58Nothing, what?
00:27:00Smooth
00:27:02So, remember when I said that my grandpa might be coming to Christmas and I probably need to be rescued?
00:27:07Yeah
00:27:08Well now my whole family's coming to Christmas and I definitely need to be rescued
00:27:13Oh, uh, Chris
00:27:14I'm not asking you to bail on your family's plans
00:27:16But do you think it'd be possible for you to come to my house on Christmas Eve?
00:27:21I might have to talk to my family first
00:27:23Okay, before you commit, I need to let you know what you're getting into
00:27:26Okay
00:27:28So every year we play this white elephant game
00:27:30My grandpa likes to put lousy gifts in and a ball of cash so everyone fights over it
00:27:34And he calls it Christmas cage match
00:27:36Interesting
00:27:38My Aunt Mandy is... neurotic
00:27:42My cousins Kelly and Cole are total nerds
00:27:46Especially Kelly, she's like this frumpy little bookworm that would rather read the dictionary than have a conversation with you
00:27:51So, uh, my Uncle Matt is scared of my Aunt Mandy
00:27:54So he doesn't really talk and nobody knows what's going on inside of his head
00:27:59Is there anyone else I should be worried about?
00:28:01Yes, my dad's brother, Uncle Pat, we call him Funkle Pat
00:28:06Um, if he can't make you smile, you're not human
00:28:08No one really knows what he's gonna do next and he's probably the only person I'm looking forward to seeing
00:28:13Wow, it sounds like every family needs a Funkle Pat
00:28:16Yeah, yeah
00:28:21I guess I could go
00:28:22You'll come?
00:28:23Yeah
00:28:42Hey
00:28:43Hey
00:28:44Are you making Amy's applesauce?
00:28:46Yeah, tell me I can't do this
00:28:48You can do this
00:28:51And if you can't, you're still incredible
00:28:54And we have lots of cheeses
00:28:56Oh, that's good
00:28:57And you can always fall back on your amazing looks
00:29:00For how long?
00:29:02Oh, thank you, Mr. Sweet
00:29:04Aw, come on, gross
00:29:05Ugh
00:29:07Did you clean your room?
00:29:08I don't think we're going into my room
00:29:10Take out the trash when you go out
00:29:13And then come back and clean your room
00:29:15Wanna nail him? He's still there
00:29:16He's still there
00:29:21I'm rocking
00:29:24Alright, Jack
00:29:25Jack
00:29:26Jack
00:29:55manas
00:29:56Have you ever look like this?
00:29:57Oh, there...
00:29:58It's me
00:30:01That was a good thing
00:30:02I want to think of
00:30:04You'll be close
00:30:05asz
00:30:08Thanks
00:30:10Oh, we can't be close
00:30:12Two thousand dollars
00:30:13morte
00:30:19Everybody has gone
00:30:21And then try
00:30:24I don't know.
00:30:54I don't know.
00:31:24I don't know.
00:31:54I don't know.
00:31:55I don't know.
00:31:56I don't know.
00:31:57I don't know.
00:31:58Sorry, bud.
00:32:01I don't know.
00:32:05Sorry, bud.
00:32:07I don't know.
00:32:09I don't know.
00:32:13I don't know.
00:32:14I don't know.
00:32:15I don't know.
00:32:18I don't know.
00:32:19I don't know.
00:32:21work bad food
00:32:40got it
00:32:44girl bye dad
00:32:51dad come on I need to do laundry
00:33:04sorry
00:33:05ow no can do
00:33:16I need to do
00:33:22I need to do
00:33:23I need to do
00:33:26I need to do
00:33:30I need to do
00:33:40I need to do
00:33:42I need to do
00:33:44I need to do
00:33:58I need to do
00:34:10I need to do
00:34:12I need to do
00:34:13Hey, we're heading out.
00:34:25Please make sure you lock up when you leave.
00:34:27It's the least you can do.
00:34:28Wait, I thought you were going to give me a ride later.
00:34:31Babe.
00:34:33Babe.
00:34:34What?
00:34:35Did you say we'd give Lee a ride tonight?
00:34:38What?
00:34:38Did you say that we would give Lee a ride tonight?
00:34:43A ride where?
00:34:47We don't remember saying that.
00:34:49But I...
00:34:50Let's go.
00:34:51We're going to be late.
00:34:52Sorry, kid.
00:34:53You're going to have to figure it out for yourself tonight.
00:34:55Let us know how it goes.
00:35:04Please make sure you lock up when you leave.
00:35:05We have one too many, hon.
00:35:14Oh, no, we don't.
00:35:17No, Jim.
00:35:20We don't.
00:35:21What does this mean?
00:35:36I...
00:35:37I don't know.
00:35:42Fire.
00:35:43Chris?
00:35:53Your door is locked.
00:35:54I know.
00:35:58Can you just do me a favor and text Grandpa to see if you can tell what he needs?
00:36:02We got a new phone, and I don't know what he's saying, and I don't think he knows how to answer our calls.
00:36:10Fine.
00:36:14And why don't you come downstairs when you're done to help Jen?
00:36:17I heard that.
00:36:26Text Grandpa.
00:36:27Hey, Grandpa, it's Chris.
00:36:31Chris, your grandson.
00:36:37Can you read this?
00:36:43Oh, shoot me.
00:36:45Shoot me.
00:37:01I heard it.
00:37:23Oh, my God.
00:37:53Oh, my God.
00:38:23Oh, my God.
00:38:53Okay.
00:39:01Do you think they'll like it?
00:39:04They're going to be so impressed.
00:39:06Oh, thank you.
00:39:07For whom the bell tolls.
00:39:11Who's first?
00:39:12I'll go see.
00:39:13No!
00:39:14No looking.
00:39:16We made a game about it.
00:39:17You have to guess who it is.
00:39:19I'm going to say Grandpa.
00:39:21I'm going to go Uncle Pat.
00:39:24We.
00:39:24What's the bet?
00:39:28Ten bucks.
00:39:30Deal.
00:39:32All right.
00:39:35Hi.
00:39:35I'm rocking.
00:39:38Okay.
00:39:41Hi.
00:39:43Tell me early.
00:39:44Yeah.
00:39:45Ha!
00:39:46Cough it up, boys.
00:39:50I'm Jim, Chris's dad.
00:39:52This is Jen, my girlfriend.
00:39:53Hi.
00:39:54Nice to meet you.
00:39:55Hi.
00:39:55Can I take your jacket?
00:39:57Would you like a drink?
00:39:59We have cheeses.
00:40:01No, thank you.
00:40:02I'm okay.
00:40:03Uh, can I help you with anything?
00:40:05Oh, no.
00:40:06Just keep us calm.
00:40:20I'm rocking!
00:40:22Good for you, Jack.
00:40:32Merry Christmas.
00:40:33How are you?
00:40:34Where's the kid?
00:40:40You asked for it.
00:40:42Christmas, Grandpa.
00:40:43Okay.
00:40:44All right, get off.
00:40:45I'll do it again.
00:40:45Come on, man.
00:40:47So, you must be Jen.
00:40:50Well, I'll tell you something.
00:40:51This is Jen, Al.
00:40:52Yeah, yeah.
00:40:53Excuse me.
00:40:54So, you must be Jen.
00:40:55Well, the house looks great.
00:40:57And thank you for putting this all together.
00:40:58You know, Jim's an attorney, but he couldn't...
00:41:00He couldn't...
00:41:02He couldn't organize his own briefs.
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:06That's true.
00:41:08Anyway, so you, young lady who's not Jen, what is your name?
00:41:12Lee Cabot.
00:41:13Mr. Landon.
00:41:14It's very nice to meet you.
00:41:15Nice to meet you.
00:41:16I've heard a lot about you.
00:41:18And you guys are, uh...
00:41:20Lee's a friend of mine.
00:41:21She works at the shelter downtown.
00:41:24Friends?
00:41:25Yeah.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Well, when do we eat?
00:41:29So, you're going to college, huh?
00:41:37Well, you better be.
00:41:38I sent you a hundred bucks for graduation.
00:41:40Then I couldn't figure out how to log in to watch the ceremony.
00:41:44I've been thinking about art school.
00:41:46Kinda.
00:41:47Sorta.
00:41:47You want to draw or something?
00:41:53Graphic design.
00:41:55Maybe.
00:41:57It is the PA College of Art and Design.
00:42:01Let me tell you something, Chris.
00:42:02The longer you wait, the faster the sand roast through the hourglass.
00:42:07What about you, young lady?
00:42:09I'd love to one day, sir.
00:42:11Right now, I'm focusing on starting a business.
00:42:15Starting your own business.
00:42:16Now, that's a good idea.
00:42:18What's your passion?
00:42:20It's silly, but...
00:42:22I love dogs.
00:42:24And I want to start dog walking and doing dog sitting services.
00:42:30I just need to save up some money, and...
00:42:35I'm going to do this right.
00:42:39But college is part of the plan, too.
00:42:44Who needs it?
00:42:46This ought to be fun.
00:42:49Okay, who's at the door?
00:42:51It's Mandy and her brood.
00:42:52Get ready to rumble.
00:43:00Merry Christmas!
00:43:01Oh, yeah, Uncle.
00:43:02Oh, Daddy, oh, my God!
00:43:03How are you?
00:43:04Hey, Tim.
00:43:04Hi.
00:43:06Did Saturday get early Zanex delivery to your house?
00:43:09Warm as a cry for help, Dad, as always.
00:43:11Looks like the Unabomber.
00:43:12Matt, Mandy, this is Jen.
00:43:14Oh, hi.
00:43:15Hi.
00:43:16Oh.
00:43:19Hey, man, what'd you do?
00:43:20Get her in the mail from Russia?
00:43:22Or one of those 90-day television programs?
00:43:27Chris!
00:43:28This is my friend, Lee.
00:43:31Uh, Lee, that's my Amanda.
00:43:32Hi.
00:43:33Hi.
00:43:33Hey, Chris, how you doing, buddy?
00:43:35He never fails to disappoint.
00:43:45Now she's your version of a nerdy bookworm?
00:43:49I don't want to know where I ran.
00:43:54I guess a lot can change in three years.
00:43:58Kelly.
00:44:02Oh.
00:44:04My.
00:44:05God.
00:44:07Hi.
00:44:08Hi.
00:44:09Where's Cole?
00:44:10He's still outside.
00:44:12That dummy dropped the presents all over the ground.
00:44:15That kid has been on my naughty list for the last year.
00:44:18You have no idea.
00:44:19Oh, my God.
00:44:22You look absolutely stunning in that dress and your hair.
00:44:26Oh, my God.
00:44:27You are gorgeous.
00:44:28OMG.
00:44:29I love you.
00:44:30You are perfect.
00:44:32FR.
00:44:36She speaks in exclamation points.
00:44:38You did good, Uncle Jim.
00:44:39Oh.
00:44:40She is awesome.
00:44:41Hey, I think you've been watching too much of that Tic Tac or whatever it is that dumb
00:44:46kids watch on the internet.
00:44:47Tic-tock, Grandpa.
00:44:49Crepe crap.
00:44:50Actually, I have my own channel.
00:44:53She's been making good money with endorsements.
00:44:55She just might have a career.
00:44:57Well, make all the money you can, kid.
00:44:58Because when your looks are gone, you're done.
00:45:05Uncle Pat?
00:45:08Oh, for God's sake.
00:45:09It's a kid.
00:45:11You want a great invitation?
00:45:12Get in here.
00:45:17Hi, Grandpa.
00:45:18Merry Christmas.
00:45:19Yeah, I got more gifts in the car when you put these away.
00:45:21Come on.
00:45:28I'm rocking.
00:45:33Whoa.
00:45:33Everybody hold the phones.
00:45:35I got to know what is going on with the goofball next door sitting on the front porch rocking
00:45:41in the rocking chair.
00:45:42Hello, Pat.
00:45:44I'm Kettle.
00:45:45You're black.
00:45:49Oh, that's just Jack next door, Uncle Matt.
00:45:52He likes to rock in his chair.
00:45:53I could only wish to be as happy as him.
00:45:56He's nice.
00:45:56Well, he looks like a Martian.
00:45:58Hey, Jim, what'd you say you let me walk around the house a little bit and scope the place out?
00:46:05Be my guest.
00:46:08I am your guest, Jim.
00:46:10I mean, what do you mean by that?
00:46:11What are you trying to say here?
00:46:13Nothing.
00:46:14Just means go ahead, Matt.
00:46:17Mm-hmm.
00:46:18Yeah, all looks under control here.
00:46:28He wants to make sure the house isn't bugged.
00:46:37Well, I guess you shouldn't show him these, then.
00:46:39I want those.
00:46:49Like, you don't understand.
00:46:54All right, well, I better get dinner started.
00:46:58Uh, can I help?
00:46:59I'm coming, too.
00:47:00Sure.
00:47:02I'm coming, too.
00:47:05Don't forget Grandpa's presence.
00:47:13It's been a long lockdown.
00:47:17You have no idea.
00:47:18You have no idea.
00:47:28Oh!
00:47:29you should be a guest on my show Jen my god I would love that you could make
00:47:57some big money and you I want you to blow up on my channel I get like all these products
00:48:05for free we do this awesome before and after and then your blow up blows up my channel um
00:48:11is there a problem with the way that I look now it's a compliment she's saying you have potential
00:48:19okay honestly Jen you should have just had this catered oh no no no I didn't want for people to
00:48:29have to work on Christmas please they chose a job are you making homemade applesauce yeah just an
00:48:37online recipe I found oh Amy used to love to make that she had this big family cookbook
00:48:45filled with her favorite recipes it's got to be here somewhere um Mandy I lied
00:48:54Kelly stop with those stupid sunglasses and help your aunt Jen help Jen with this applesauce
00:49:14um okay well uh the apples need to be mashed
00:49:23you can cook uh a little bit yeah oh no no no the cooked apples match the cooked apples
00:49:42I can't get anything on this dress I got you
00:49:49so what's new Cole I mean besides the obvious could be better grandpa um what happened with Kelly yeah
00:50:05that's an extreme makeover Matt you should get one of those now what exactly you're trying to say
00:50:13by that Al I'm not trying I'm saying it the pandemic was a virus not early onset dementia it's a long
00:50:22story I don't really want to talk about it right now don't worry your mom will
00:50:26uncle Pat thank God here's Pat
00:50:37Jesus Pat you look like all the side effects from a medicine commercial
00:50:42I'm really looking forward to cage match Christmas
00:50:44good for you Jack good for you
00:50:49all right well I'm gonna get a drink and potty
00:50:57merry Christmas little brother hey
00:51:00it's uh
00:51:00it's been a long time uh this is Jen in the flesh
00:51:07we've been going back and forth uh through electronic mail it's it's good to finally meet
00:51:13you good to meet you as well I heard a lot of good things
00:51:17okay
00:51:18well how's life treating you Pat oh yeah yeah uh uh
00:51:33uh well actually if you really want to know um yeah uh Lori and I are done uh we broke up for good
00:51:44this summer so uh uh uh I lost my job I can't find a new one um uh six months behind I'm rent
00:51:58my car is about to die and I have a boil on my butt that needs to be lanced
00:52:09I think it's infected
00:52:19merry Christmas funcle Pat Chris yeah funcle Pat yeah yeah yeah it's good to see you
00:52:27uh this is my friend Lee don't screw him over
00:52:33I get you uncle Pat I get you
00:52:39what a weird thing to ask hurry up in there
00:52:46are you alone out here no they're watching they they who them
00:52:59what do they want you know what they want
00:53:02I wouldn't know where to start out there is so much weird stuff happening in this world these
00:53:08days you don't say the pandemic that was all one big distraction a distraction from what
00:53:19aliens oh those are people the grays from the far away land of zeta reticuli
00:53:29don't worry Jack dad's got your back
00:53:38Matt Matt Al you don't even know your own son-in-law's name they're watching
00:53:48who are you
00:53:49I'm just a man that needs to pee Jack a man that really needs to pee
00:54:04I should have done a background check when Mandy brought him home
00:54:07hi guys I'm here with my fair making homemade applesauce it's like a famous family recipe and
00:54:17OMG it's like low-key the best thing ever you're so jealous right now I know Merry Christmas
00:54:23look at her go beauty and brains
00:54:30oh yeah I'm so proud of you
00:54:44I'm so proud of you
00:54:46I'm so proud of you
00:54:51oh
00:54:54oh
00:54:55oh
00:54:57oh
00:54:59oh
00:55:01oh
00:55:03oh
00:55:05oh
00:55:07oh
00:55:09oh
00:55:10oh
00:55:13oh
00:55:15you're working so hard take a load off oh no no no this has to be perfect you have a lot to learn
00:55:41about this family honey what what exactly are you looking for he's checking to see if your pupils
00:55:56react to the light and turn long like a reptile's seriously i am serious unfortunately so is he
00:56:04oh for god's sake matthew they're not lizard people pretty bad when she's the voice of reason
00:56:13cole matthew family meeting right now what did i do this time
00:56:20well um i'm gonna go anywhere else i'll come too
00:56:36i never knew ginger ale could be used as a cooking hack
00:56:49oh yeah give me a break what not you glasses one sec really one sec
00:56:57ew reality is gross jen can we help you with anything
00:57:09sure um can you start bringing things out to the table please
00:57:13thank you
00:57:18it's really tough coming back here with amy gone
00:57:30it should have been a service
00:57:35yes we should have been there
00:57:38yeah well the pandemic had other plans
00:57:42need another drink
00:57:45i'm gonna
00:57:49uh
00:57:52jen's a
00:57:57a real pretty girl
00:57:59nice work
00:58:02i know what you think
00:58:05no i don't think you do
00:58:08i don't have a hunch
00:58:11okay
00:58:13look we've always been straight with one another
00:58:17you know me
00:58:19one word
00:58:21go for it
00:58:24biology
00:58:25huh
00:58:29biology
00:58:30yeah
00:58:32jen's
00:58:33what she's uh
00:58:3525 something like that
00:58:37something like that
00:58:40so
00:58:40what are you doing
00:58:45come on
00:58:47you're supposed to be the smart
00:58:49successful son
00:58:50don't start that
00:58:52oh come on
00:58:53you know mom loved you more than me
00:58:55you're the
00:58:55the firstborn
00:58:57i read
00:58:58i know how stuff works
00:58:59how what works
00:59:01does jen want kids
00:59:07do you know
00:59:08are you going to be
00:59:10changing
00:59:11the diaper
00:59:12of your second favorite child
00:59:14when you're
00:59:15you're 60
00:59:15i don't know
00:59:17what about chris
00:59:20huh
00:59:21have you thought about that
00:59:24what about your wife
00:59:26amy
00:59:28amy yeah
00:59:29yeah
00:59:30she uh
00:59:31she died man
00:59:35that's
00:59:35messed up
00:59:38yeah well
00:59:40cancer will do that
00:59:41it's just that
00:59:43i don't understand
00:59:46how you're always
00:59:47so okay
00:59:50my life's a mess
00:59:54it's not
00:59:55it's not fair
00:59:57you know
00:59:58i just
00:59:59i look at you
01:00:01and
01:00:02no matter what gets thrown your way
01:00:04you you always seem to
01:00:05to land on your feet
01:00:07you don't know the first thing
01:00:08about what i've been through
01:00:09i'm just doing the best i can
01:00:13with the one life i have
01:00:14you decided
01:00:15to throw yours away
01:00:16it doesn't obligate the rest of us
01:00:18to follow suit
01:00:18hey funko pat i was just telling lee here
01:00:24do you remember when you drug us across the backyard in the snowmobile
01:00:27like you tied the kiddie pool to it and mom was really mad
01:00:29oh yeah
01:00:31yeah yeah
01:00:31i had to sell that snowmobile to pay for groceries
01:00:35jim
01:00:41you're owed two apologies
01:00:43the first one from my husband for calling you all lizard people
01:00:47and the second one from cole
01:00:49can i talk to you for a second
01:00:51cole
01:00:51i don't even know why i'm supposed to be apologizing
01:00:54for being a little snorty
01:00:55it's fine
01:00:56it's good
01:00:56we're all happy you're here
01:00:59let me ask you something
01:01:03do you love her
01:01:04no we're just friends
01:01:07well then there can only be one explanation for this
01:01:10now i get it
01:01:13there's 147 reasons you don't want jan and your dad to
01:01:16you know
01:01:17and between us
01:01:19i'm with you
01:01:20i'm not
01:01:21shut up
01:01:21when your grandma died
01:01:24i thought i'd never be happy again
01:01:27and for a long time that was true
01:01:28but then eventually you start to heal
01:01:32and if you're very lucky
01:01:34happiness will find you
01:01:36he's not happy he's delusional
01:01:38if there's a difference between the two
01:01:41i've never seen it
01:01:42he's not happy
01:01:43but i don't know
01:01:44because he's inspired by her
01:01:44he's not happy
01:01:49okay
01:01:49okay
01:01:50hey
01:01:56okay
01:02:05okay
01:02:07oh
01:02:08What the hell are you doing?
01:02:38I want to thank everyone for making the venture out for the first family gathering in over three years.
01:02:43Jen and I are blessed by your presence. Thank you.
01:02:47Oh, and I would like to say something as well. A toast to Amy.
01:02:54Her recipe is her kitchen. Without her, none of this would have been possible.
01:03:00To Amy.
01:03:01To Amy.
01:03:08Time for food.
01:03:13Dad!
01:03:20Ted, did you woodchip the Morton Salt girl and sprinkle her in here?
01:03:25He's like she-water.
01:03:27I didn't.
01:03:28I didn't.
01:03:29Bella made the sauce.
01:03:30Don't blame her for your lack of supervision.
01:03:32You did this on purpose for one of your stupid videos.
01:03:34What? No, I did not.
01:03:36Not everything is a conspiracy, Cole.
01:03:38The lizard people thinks there isn't a conspiracy here?
01:03:39I'm sure it was just a simple mistake.
01:03:40I didn't mean anything.
01:03:41My daughter's an angel.
01:03:42She's like stupid.
01:03:43Never disrespect Amy's recipe.
01:03:45Do you really think I would try and ruin Christmas with a prank?
01:03:46This is my day.
01:03:47Oh, come on. You're already dumb. You don't have to act it.
01:03:48Oh, she's the one who's keeping her.
01:03:49I'm sorry.
01:03:50I'm sorry.
01:03:51I'm sorry.
01:03:52I didn't mean anything.
01:03:53You're not.
01:03:54I didn't.
01:03:55I'm sorry.
01:03:56I didn't mean anything.
01:03:57Don't blame her for your lack of supervision.
01:03:59You did this on purpose for one of your stupid videos.
01:04:01What?
01:04:02No, I did not.
01:04:03Not everything is a conspiracy, Cole.
01:04:04The lizard people think there isn't a conspiracy here?
01:04:05I'm sure it was just a simple mistake.
01:04:06I didn't mean anything.
01:04:07My daughter's an angel.
01:04:08She was like stupid.
01:04:09She was never disrespect Amy's recipe.
01:04:10Oh, come on. You're already dumb. You don't have to act it.
01:04:13Oh, she's the one who's stupid called...
01:04:15Really? You really want to go there?
01:04:18Jim, enough with the glass.
01:04:30You know, I heard something up here.
01:04:33Something.
01:04:36You got us a whole lot of maybe something.
01:04:40Oh! Wait a minute.
01:04:48Yeah.
01:04:50Excuse me?
01:04:52Yeah. I want to go there.
01:04:55You all want to know why they're mad at me?
01:04:56Cole, don't you dare.
01:04:58Just shut up and drop it!
01:05:00Why don't you take your own advice, Mom?
01:05:03I'll tell you all why.
01:05:04Last summer, me and my girlfriend, we...
01:05:07got serious.
01:05:08Serious?
01:05:10How serious?
01:05:12About as serious as you can get, Uncle Jim.
01:05:16Cole, this is not dinner conversation.
01:05:20It's Christmas!
01:05:20Man, you can't.
01:05:21I want to hear the kid.
01:05:24That's Bradley.
01:05:24That'll work.
01:05:33You want to know what they did?
01:05:38Oh, my dear mom got so freaked out that she and dad made me move school districts.
01:05:44You guys moved?
01:05:45No, that's just it.
01:05:47They lied to the new school.
01:05:49Said they were divorced and then dad used his brother's trailer as a residence.
01:05:54That's illegal.
01:05:55You think?
01:05:56That's illegal.
01:05:58Right?
01:05:58You're not even in the family and you get it.
01:06:01I get you, Cole.
01:06:03I really get you.
01:06:04Took me out of my school where all my friends were for my senior year.
01:06:10I lost my friends, I lost my girlfriend, and I hate everything.
01:06:19Yeah, I got...
01:06:20Mandy.
01:06:31He's exaggerating, Jim.
01:06:32It wasn't like that.
01:06:34It wasn't?
01:06:36I had to take a bus to Uncle Walt's trailer every day, and one of those two would come pick me up.
01:06:42That's major fraud.
01:06:43Tax fraud.
01:06:44Don't you think your reaction was a little extreme?
01:06:47Extreme?
01:06:48Really, Jim?
01:06:48He was 16.
01:06:50It's not like he committed some crime.
01:06:53But you two might have.
01:06:56It figures you would side with him.
01:06:58What do you mean by that?
01:07:00She's referencing me.
01:07:02I know she's referencing.
01:07:05None of you know how hard it's been for me these last three years.
01:07:09Where I thought I'd find the problem.
01:07:17Got myself into a problem.
01:07:20Dogs are better than people.
01:07:27You need to meet Lenny, then.
01:07:29Who's Lenny?
01:07:30Oh, a dog that I watch at the shelter.
01:07:33Yeah.
01:07:34What?
01:07:35Are we holding you up?
01:07:36Please continue.
01:07:37We're all ears.
01:07:40Well.
01:07:40I'm going to end up having to leave out of here with the whole toilet bowl attached to me.
01:07:52Why can't you be more like your sister?
01:07:54Are you serious?
01:07:55At least my girlfriend wasn't like 50 years old.
01:08:00Mom.
01:08:01She tells you that her money comes from endorsements.
01:08:04But really, her boyfriend?
01:08:06Her 50-year-old married boyfriend?
01:08:09Is sending her money.
01:08:10She's lying.
01:08:13None of this is true.
01:08:15He's just trying to draw attention away from his screw-ups.
01:08:18Let me see your phone, then.
01:08:19No.
01:08:20Kelly.
01:08:22Mommy.
01:08:23Mommy.
01:08:30Well, I wanted to go to waste.
01:08:37Maybe before I go home, I could stop over and meet Lenny.
01:08:41Really?
01:08:41Mm-hmm.
01:08:43Would you want to walk him?
01:08:46I think I would.
01:08:48Well, can't get any worse.
01:08:52Wow.
01:08:54Just wow.
01:08:55I'm so sorry.
01:08:57Don't be.
01:08:58Chris warned me that things could go south today.
01:09:03It's fine.
01:09:04Yeah.
01:09:06I forced everybody together.
01:09:09I thought it was going to be a good thing.
01:09:13And turns out it's not.
01:09:18Don't say that.
01:09:19I mean, so...
01:09:21Yeah, I mean, the applesauce was a mess.
01:09:25But that's not the end of the world.
01:09:27And you did such a good job getting everyone together.
01:09:33I mean, family is so important.
01:09:38I mean, you should have spent the night with your family.
01:09:45But they're totally normal.
01:09:47Well...
01:09:49Hey!
01:09:50I think the power's out.
01:09:52Perfect time for the Christmas cage match.
01:09:54Okay, so we all know the rules.
01:10:15But for newcomers, the gifts are put into that box.
01:10:20First player gets a gift out of that box.
01:10:23Opens it.
01:10:25Second player could either steal that gift or get another gift out of the box.
01:10:30And there are some cluckers in there.
01:10:33But as always, there's some treasure.
01:10:37Two thousand big ones.
01:10:39So it's like White Elephant?
01:10:53We call it Christmas Cage Match.
01:10:56Why's that?
01:10:59You'll see.
01:11:01Okay.
01:11:02Who's the first player?
01:11:09Who's the first player?
01:11:39who's the first player?
01:11:40Don't.
01:11:43Who's the first player?
01:11:51Sam!
01:11:54Okay.
01:12:00Okay.
01:12:05All right.
01:12:11Done.
01:12:35Thanks, Grandpa.
01:12:55Why?
01:12:56Pull it together, soldier. You still got a war to fight.
01:13:00Please.
01:13:03Can't your husband buy you alcohol?
01:13:07Thanks, Mom.
01:13:14Ew, Mom! What is that?
01:13:17Oh, look at that.
01:13:21He's so mad.
01:13:23Oh, look at that.
01:13:33He's so mad.
01:13:41Mom.
01:13:43It's easy while you're sleeping.
01:13:47That's just, that's the last year.
01:13:49Uh, did Kelly get two kids?
01:13:51I, just don't worry about it.
01:13:53It's my turn now, right?
01:13:57Hmm.
01:13:59Oh.
01:14:00No.
01:14:01I don't think so.
01:14:03This one's harder again.
01:14:04You may take this.
01:14:05Don't trust me.
01:14:07I don't appreciate that one bit.
01:14:09You're not playing by the rules.
01:14:11You're not playing by the rules.
01:14:13You're not playing by the rules.
01:14:15You're not playing by the rules.
01:14:17You're not playing by the rules.
01:14:19Most traditions are lame, but this one's worth hold on to.
01:14:23This is worth holding on to.
01:14:41Are you okay?
01:14:42Open me!
01:14:53Hear this song.
01:14:55Let my love make you strong.
01:14:59There's no need for this heartache tonight.
01:15:03There's no reason to shut out the light.
01:15:08There's no need for us to argue and fight.
01:15:13Cause we are together.
01:15:16And baby, it's Christmas tonight.
01:15:23Oh, it's Christmas tonight.
01:15:32Oh, it's Christmas tonight.
01:15:38With everyone fighting over white elephant, I realized that no one wants to talk about the elephant in the room.
01:15:47I didn't know Amy.
01:15:48I didn't know Amy.
01:15:50But I feel like I do.
01:15:52Though I've only seen one picture of her.
01:15:53I...
01:15:54I feel like I do.
01:15:55She's everywhere in this house.
01:15:57Though I've only seen one picture of her.
01:15:58I...
01:15:59I can't help but think that...
01:16:00She would've been the most...
01:16:01She's everywhere in this house.
01:16:02Though I've only seen one picture of her.
01:16:04I...
01:16:05I can't help but think that...
01:16:07She would've been the mom that I always wanted.
01:16:12I don't have a family.
01:16:13I sleep on a mattress.
01:16:14I don't have a family.
01:16:18Though I've only seen one picture of her, I can't help but think that she would have been the mom that I always wanted.
01:16:37I don't have a family.
01:16:38I sleep on a mattress in a basement, off of the charity of people that I pretend are my friends.
01:16:53I would love to have a family like all of you.
01:17:00I would love to have a mother like Amy or Mandy.
01:17:08Or Jen.
01:17:14You're angry.
01:17:17And I get it.
01:17:19I'm angry too.
01:17:21Not for the same reasons, but it's...
01:17:24It's Christmas.
01:17:29And we're all pretty lucky to be here.
01:17:32Together.
01:17:33Tonight.
01:17:38Chris.
01:17:41She was your mom.
01:17:44I can't imagine what it must have been like not being able to say goodbye to her.
01:17:53I miss her every day.
01:17:54She was your daughter.
01:18:12That's...
01:18:12That's not how it's supposed to happen.
01:18:15A parent should never have to lose their child.
01:18:29She was your sister.
01:18:33I would be mad too.
01:18:34I...
01:18:35You loved her.
01:18:38She was your wife.
01:18:47The mother of your son.
01:18:51I'm so sorry, Mr. Marsh.
01:18:59I'm so sorry you lost her.
01:19:01None of you got the closure that you deserve.
01:19:13The pandemic robbed all of you of that.
01:19:20It stole something from all of us.
01:19:22Something much more important than a wad of money in a pile of gifts.
01:19:37You were owed better.
01:19:41And so was Amy.
01:19:45Maybe it's time to steal it back.
01:19:48When my girls were little, I could get protected from anything.
01:20:15When Amy needed to be the most.
01:20:20I couldn't protect her.
01:20:24I couldn't even be there for her.
01:20:26I couldn't hold her head.
01:20:32I couldn't even tell her I loved her.
01:20:38I miss her every day.
01:20:41I know you do, too.
01:20:43I know we all do.
01:20:45I love you, too, Randy.
01:20:50I don't tell you enough.
01:20:52But I love you.
01:20:53I love you.
01:21:15I love you.
01:21:29I love you.
01:21:31Amy was everything to me.
01:21:42We met in college and I fell in love with her the moment I cheated off of her for our political science exam.
01:21:51I remember when Chris was born and they handed him to her.
01:21:57I knew in that moment that she was put on this earth to be that kid's mom.
01:22:01When he turned one, she wrote a poem for his first birthday and had it published in the paper.
01:22:11She wasn't Emily Dickinson, but you remember it?
01:22:19Our son is one today.
01:22:24He's my life, my world, come with me.
01:22:27I will watch him grow and listen to every word he'll say.
01:22:39One day he'll become a man and go away.
01:22:43But for now, our son is one today.
01:22:45Hardest closing argument ever.
01:22:53Hardest closing argument ever.
01:22:53Jen.
01:23:20Jen.
01:23:21You've done nothing but show respect to Amy.
01:23:32We're all here because of you.
01:23:37None of this would be possible without your amazing, caring, loving heart.
01:23:41You deserve a lot more attention than what you've been getting.
01:23:52It hasn't been easy and I know that.
01:23:55I'm sorry.
01:23:58But I'm in awe of your strength and courage and...
01:24:03You brought happiness into my world when I didn't think it was possible.
01:24:06I lost the ring, so use your imagination.
01:24:23Oh my God, Jim.
01:24:26Wait.
01:24:27What do you say?
01:24:49Jim, I love you, but not now and maybe not ever, but it's okay.
01:25:12I mean, this family obviously needs to grieve.
01:25:19You all deserve that.
01:25:21And I'll never replace Amy.
01:25:28We need to know if that's what's been going on here.
01:25:32And I'm not your mom, but I also know that she would be very proud of the man you're growing up to be.
01:25:45I'm sorry.
01:25:54I love you, Jim.
01:26:06Here.
01:26:07Use that to get back out of your feet.
01:26:11Okay.
01:26:12Shh.
01:26:13Okay.
01:26:13What would you think if I adopted Lenny?
01:26:19Oh, really?
01:26:20Yeah.
01:26:21I haven't had a date in 20 years and dogs are chick magnets.
01:26:25I see all these single ladies at the dog park and if they see me with Lenny, they're going to think,
01:26:29Oh my gosh, I guess he's not terrible.
01:26:31I mean, I would love that.
01:26:32I'd miss him a little bit, but he'd be in a good home.
01:26:36Well, you'd still see him because I need a dog sitter once in a while.
01:26:40Well, I haven't started my business up yet.
01:26:44Well, I could be your investor.
01:26:47I can help you get it up and running.
01:26:48I can't accept that.
01:26:52You know, my late wife used to say, if someone gives you a wonderful gift and you're embarrassed,
01:26:58just say thank you.
01:27:01You're welcome.
01:27:05Merry Christmas!
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