In this festive animated adventure, Christmas Eve takes an unexpected turn when the Boss Baby finds himself accidentally swapped with one of Santa's elves, leading to him being stranded at the North Pole. This heartwarming and hilarious family film promises holiday cheer as the Boss Baby navigates a magical new world. Perfect for viewers of all ages looking for a fun, Christmastime movie.
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00:00You
00:14Hold all my calls
00:16Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas
00:28Girls it's time
00:30Dad no I have to keep feeding the Christmas Panda or the Christmas Panda will die
00:36His death is on your conscience
00:39I hope bedtime was worth it
00:41Well now who said bedtime
00:42It's time for the grand finale of Templeton Christmas traditions dad tells a holiday themed story until you fall asleep
00:49Do we have to I'm kind of right in the middle of something
00:53Christmas Christmas Christmas
00:55Hey
00:56Why do we have to do something neither of us wants to do just because it's a tradition
01:00I know someone who felt the same way you did
01:04Who do I know them do they have a beard or a funny shirt or a curse that makes them sing every word they say
01:09It was actually your uncle Ted and once upon a time
01:14Sneaky story and show
01:15Back when he was a baby
01:16He hated our family Christmas traditions even though it were the most awesome traditions ever invented
01:23Five days before Christmas we played
01:25Shock that Elf!
01:27It's your dad's year to be the Elf
01:29All right, but me and my Elf buddy here are gonna be pretty hard
01:33Merry Christmas!
01:34Merry Christmas!
01:39Four days before Christmas we'd make the best Christmas cards for our grandparents
01:43I made a Christmas tree!
01:45I made a reindeer!
01:47The baby made Santa's sleigh!
01:51Three days before Christmas we'd sing the most soulful bass and glockenspiel rendition of the night before Christmas you've ever heard
02:00Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
02:04Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
02:08And two days before Uncle Ted's first Christmas?
02:12Well, that's when the magic started
02:14Work with me, baby!
02:17Oh, there! Our handsome little Elf!
02:20Oh, I'm gonna go grab the camera
02:25I thought Christmas was a day, not a month
02:27You can't contain Templeton traditions to one day
02:30That's like trying to hold eight ants in your hand
02:32Too many ants!
02:33You performed the night before Christmas three days before Christmas
02:36But if you perform it on the actual night before Christmas, it's bad luck
02:42Uh, why did you put a gingerbread fellow in my pocket?
02:44Because gingerbread in the pocket is good luck
02:46And yet, I'm still here, wearing this
02:51Where's yours?
02:52Not participating in today's dress-like-a-court-jester Templeton tradition?
02:56That's not today's tradition
02:57Today's when we...
02:59Who's ready to get their pictures taken with Santa?
03:02I'm gonna be right there with you the whole time!
03:11We sit on his lap
03:12Tell him what we want for Christmas
03:14It's the easiest and best tradition there is
03:16You don't have to freak out!
03:19Danny?
03:21Tim! Check this out!
03:23A snowball?
03:24I'm gonna throw it right in Santa's face!
03:26What?
03:27Danny, no!
03:28You're gonna get on the naughty list!
03:29Oh, I'm always on the naughty list
03:31I don't give all Kringle the power to suppress my animal instincts
03:35But only kids on Santa's good list get presents!
03:37Do only they?
03:38Naughty listeners get the greatest present of all
03:41Cole!
03:42The little black rock with a million uses!
03:44Heat, decoration, other...
03:46It's a win-win!
03:47Want me to split this slush smacker in two?
03:49We can totally flank Santa!
03:51No!
03:52I work very hard to stay on the nice list!
03:54Who do you think gave them the quarters for their relaxing massages?
04:01Suit yourself!
04:05We should probably get up!
04:07I've been trying to...
04:12Ho ho ho!
04:13Come on up!
04:17Timothy Templeton?
04:19It has four Ts in it.
04:20This is my brother Theodore.
04:21Same last name.
04:22One less T?
04:24Boss Baby?
04:25Ron.
04:27Um...
04:28What is happening?
04:29Your brother and I used to work together.
04:31A long time ago.
04:32Wait!
04:33Sam is...
04:34Former Baby Corp.
04:35And as disloyal as a cat with trade secrets to sell.
04:38Ho ho ho!
04:39Boss Baby!
04:40I'm just trying to spread joy and happiness!
04:42Blah blah blah!
04:43I heard it all the day you quit, Ron!
04:45When are mommy and daddy gonna take this picture?
04:48Honey!
04:49Take a picture!
04:50I'm trying!
04:51I'm just so relaxed!
04:52I left Baby Corp because I had this great idea of how to make the world a happier place with Christmas cheer.
04:58How do you think it's working?
05:00I think you're doing a fine job.
05:01Don't side with his hippie, Templeton!
05:03He betrayed everything Baby Corp stands for!
05:06He poached half the company for his Toys for Nothing program.
05:09And he's exploiting baby labor to make those toys!
05:12Elves.
05:13Elves make the toys?
05:14Oh, come on!
05:15That's just marketing!
05:16Whoa!
05:17They are babies?
05:18Okay!
05:19Say cheese!
05:20Smile for your parents, boys!
05:21I will never be caught smiling with a commie like this!
05:22Gotcha!
05:23Ho ho ho!
05:24I'm still on the nice list, right?
05:25Tippy top!
05:26Yes!
05:27Then for Christmas, I want Football Mike Canadian Football Edition with the locker room jacuzzi
05:28playset!
05:29Any chance you wrote that request in official letter form?
05:30Oh, now he loves paperwork?
05:31You know it!
05:32Drop it off with my elves, and you have yourself a Merry Christmas!
05:36Thanks, Santa!
05:37You too!
05:38Bye!
05:39Ha!
05:40Ha!
05:41Oh!
05:42Oh!
05:43Oh!
05:44Oh!
05:45Oh!
05:46Oh!
05:47Oh!
05:48Oh!
05:49Oh!
05:50Oh!
05:51Oh!
05:52Oh!
05:53Oh!
05:54Oh!
05:55Oh!
05:56Oh!
05:57Oh!
05:58Oh!
05:59Oh!
06:00I see you, Danny Petroski!
06:01Naughty list life forever!
06:05See?
06:06Wasn't that fun, little guy?
06:08Look!
06:09Cracklin' Bones Odell and the Caroling Cracklet!
06:12Ho ho ho!
06:14Put me down.
06:15I have a score to settle.
06:17You're not gonna do anything to get me on the naughty list, are you?
06:20I'm not a monster, Templeton.
06:23Santa Claus is.
06:26So, Ron, you like getting mail?
06:28Well, here's a special delivery.
06:29Ah!
06:30Ah!
06:31Ah!
06:32Ah!
06:33Ah!
06:34Ah!
06:35Ah!
06:36Ah!
06:37Ah!
06:38Ah!
06:39Ah!
06:40Ah!
06:41Ah!
06:42Ah!
06:43Ah!
06:44Ah!
06:45Ah!
06:46Ah!
06:47Ah!
06:51Not like you'd be sleeping on the job on Christmas Eve, Dongle.
07:07It's Christmas Eve? Where am I?
07:09You still owe me 300 holly berries, Dongle. Pay up!
07:14Why are you calling me? Where am I?
07:16Oh no.
07:17Don't play dumb, Dongle. I want my money before Boxing Day.
07:21Get it?
07:22Do get it, not Dongle.
07:23Dongle!
07:25I'm so jolly to see you!
07:27No, not Dongle!
07:29What's up with your boys, Dongle? Are you sick?
07:33I... not... Dongle!
07:35Everybody, come quick! Dongle's sick!
07:40Dongle!
07:41Can you see? Look at me.
07:43I'm not Dongle!
07:46It's Christmas Eve!
07:48You're gonna love me!
07:49Santa! Dongle is sorry for falling asleep on the...
07:54Huh?
07:57What did you do with my brother?
07:58What did you do with Dongle Santa?
08:01Oh no. Are you...?
08:02Dongle's name is Ding Dong Dongle.
08:06Yeah, but I mean... you're an elf?
08:08Superior Toymaker of the North Pole.
08:10When Dongle makes a toy, so many jaws drop to the floor that the jaw doctor can buy a new mansion.
08:17Did you just make a rocking horse for my brother's crib?
08:20Is it perfect? Then yes.
08:23Wait, so if you're here, then my brother is...
08:26At the North Pole, of course!
08:28Does Dongle look like he's from Texas?
08:30Imagine cowboy hat Dongle.
08:32Very handsome.
08:34So he's with Santa?
08:36Aww.
08:37But we gotta get him back now.
08:39It's his first Christmas and we have so many more family traditions he has to have fun doing.
08:43Dongle needs to get back also now.
08:45Or the world will be bombarded with inferior toys that will blacken children's hearts.
08:50Okay, my brother works at Baby Corp, so all we...
08:53Baby Corp can't make toys to save their lives.
08:56Is that a situation that comes up a lot?
09:00Dongle could tell you stories.
09:02Yes, please!
09:03But later.
09:04For now, Baby Corp is our only help to get out of this mix-up.
09:07Jimbo, Stacy, we have a situation.
09:09T-W-A-F-E-R.
09:12Twoffer.
09:14Tommy wants a fire engine red.
09:17Twoffer.
09:18Twoffer.
09:19Not now, Dongle.
09:21I'm not Dongle.
09:22Run.
09:23Boss Baby?
09:24What the jingles are you doing?
09:26What are you doing here?
09:27The question is, how the jingles do I get out of here?
09:30No.
09:31You know I'd love to help, but I'm memorizing children's letters.
09:34If I don't get the request locked down into my noggin, it'll take me weeks to deliver the gifts.
09:39Speaking of jingles...
09:41Jingle!
09:42Judy is now getting lavender earmuffs.
09:44J-I-N-G-L-E.
09:46Jingle!
09:47You truly are an embarrassment to efficiency.
09:50Get a computer!
09:51The elves and I, we're more like a family business.
09:54They make the toys, I do this.
09:57These are our family traditions.
09:59And they've made everyone happy for a long time.
10:02Yay for your family.
10:04Now take me home to mine, Bigbeard.
10:06I'm simply too busy.
10:08I'll give you a lift tonight when I'm delivering presents.
10:11What am I supposed to do in the meantime?
10:13Help make a few toys.
10:15And maybe learn a thing or two about the Christmas spirit.
10:21Any word on rescuing my brother?
10:23Sorry, ran into a snag.
10:25Typical Baby Corp incompetence.
10:31Typical Dongle excellence.
10:33Hey, I won that trophy for excellence in trophy modeling.
10:36You gotta stop making stuff out of stuff.
10:38What's the snag?
10:39Chupy Tech is jammed at the North Pole.
10:41Stupid Santa Claus.
10:43Watch your mouth, Baby Corp mongrel.
10:49Guys, it's less than 24 hours until my brother's first Christmas morning.
10:52If we can't chupy there,
10:53we have to find another way to get to the North Pole.
10:55What about Mom and Dad?
10:57They'll be worried sick.
10:58You relax.
10:59Dongle will take care of everything.
11:01This one's from Aunt Dorothy.
11:03Merry Christmas from Aunt Dorothy.
11:06Aw, that's nice.
11:08Is that a grenade?
11:09Don't be foolish.
11:10Dongle doesn't explode, parents.
11:12Dongle kills with poison gas.
11:16What?
11:18Do you smell?
11:23Dongle told this sick joke.
11:25This is your Santa's sleeping dust.
11:27Or when the children try to stay up to see him.
11:29What the heck, Dongle?
11:31Drama is the spice of life.
11:35That should give us enough time to get to the North Pole and back.
11:38Sure.
11:39But with Mom and Dad asleep, I have to do all the shopping by myself to get ready for our
11:42traditional Christmas Day fruitcake hockey, which we play while wearing Hawaiian leis made
11:46from snacks.
11:46So fun.
11:47I wish everyone could play.
11:48Point is, we need to move fast.
11:50No sweat.
11:51Santa has magic portals in every mall in the world.
11:54They appear every night after business hours, but only until 9am the day before Christmas.
11:59So we have 20 minutes.
12:01Why didn't you tell us this before?
12:03Were you not paying attention two seconds ago when Dongle told you drama is the spice
12:07of life?
12:20So this is where all of Christmas comes from?
12:23You bet.
12:24We got jingly-jangly over there doing wrapping paper design.
12:27Ribbon testing with tippy-tappy sloppy.
12:30Okay, okay.
12:31That one is good.
12:32La La Dooda and Diddly Do write all the best Christmas carols.
12:36What kind of nog house open my garbage is that?
12:39You wouldn't know a hit if it knots your tooth out!
12:43And of course, toy making with me, Poopy Doopy, filling in for Dongle.
12:48I admire your skill.
12:50Why, thank you.
12:51But I can't help noticing all the inefficiencies in your systems.
12:55What do you mean?
12:56I notice you make all your gingerbread from the eggs of a single goose.
13:01That's not just a goose, silly.
13:04She's Ginger the ginger goose.
13:06Sure.
13:07And dare I ask a follow-up.
13:09Why have those elves been rubbing gumdrops on the egg for two straight hours?
13:13To make it the best gingerbread in the whole wonderful world.
13:16Dubious claim.
13:17Try this.
13:18This is really good.
13:23What's the secret?
13:24It's made with store-bought chicken eggs and has been stuffed in my pocket since yesterday.
13:28You guys get it now?
13:34We need to put all our gingerbread in your pocket for two days!
13:37No!
13:38My point is efficiency!
13:40You can't mess up gingerbread.
13:42You just crack some eggs into some batter.
13:44Why does this goose even have a job, am I right, Ginger?
13:48All right, what else needs fixing around here?
14:00And here, you're watching paint dry?
14:02I thought you were on a deadline.
14:03We take pride in our wrapping paper.
14:06Just to be torn open at the crack of dawn?
14:08Oh, you're wasting time.
14:09But this is the way that we've always done things.
14:12Not anymore!
14:16Boom! Efficiency!
14:18Hit me with another one!
14:20Carole writers, right?
14:22Supposed to be!
14:24But diddly-doo overdid it on the milk and cookies again!
14:28Well, excuse me, mother.
14:30Do you ever feel like working?
14:32We'll work when I chill you!
14:34If I can make a suggestion...
14:36Don't mess with our creative process!
14:39You've got to...
14:41You know what? They're fine.
14:44What else you got?
14:49I'm not laughing.
14:50Toss it.
14:53Spin me up on this nonsense.
14:54Everyone knows ribbon is no good if it doesn't tickle me.
14:57I don't think that's true.
14:59Oh, but it is.
15:00No, it's not.
15:01Pretty sure it is.
15:09Oh!
15:10He's a genius!
15:11Could it be?
15:12Everything we've been doing has been wrong?
15:15No telling.
15:16But yes.
15:17Please walk with me.
15:19A walk and talk?
15:20You people are really getting the hang of this efficiency thing.
15:23You're telling me.
15:24You've only been here an hour and already our productivity is up 20%.
15:28We might actually get a nog break before Santa leaves.
15:31Why settle for nog breaks?
15:33Imagine what else you could have.
15:35Computers for naughty nice cross reference.
15:38Industrial ovens for mass gingerbread baking.
15:41Break rooms full of gumdrop delights.
15:44And of course, mahogany crafters lamps.
15:47Yes!
15:48To ward off snow monsters!
15:50Mahogany lamps ward off snow monsters?
15:52Mahogany does.
15:53Weird.
15:54I was just trying to class up the joint.
15:55In that case, we should redo this entire floor in mahogany.
15:59Mahogany?
16:00No!
16:01Why?
16:02It would surely help Christmas cheer if no one was eaten by a snow monster this season.
16:10Now, these reforms will take a good deal of upfront investment.
16:13What's your cash on hand?
16:1550 trillion holly berries.
16:18In dollars?
16:19Seven.
16:20Okay.
16:21We need to raise revenue.
16:22How much do you charge for a kid to get on the nice list?
16:24The only charge is being the best kid you can be.
16:27You silly willies are practically feeding cold hard cash to the reindeer.
16:31But it's always been free.
16:34And your boss always wears a bright red suit to a home invasion.
16:38Tradition's a dumb reason to do anything.
16:40You're running a fossilized business that's stalled out way below its potential and it's killing my soul.
16:45But good news?
16:47You've got me.
16:50The portal!
16:51What?
16:52Yes! Hurry up, let's go!
16:54Unmade toys, don't roll this guy!
16:58No!
17:00You had to stop at the snack cart!
17:02I'm pulling double duty here.
17:03I have to rescue my brother and keep my family traditions from dying horribly of neglect!
17:08Stop being so dramatic!
17:10There has to be a simple solution!
17:13Yes, I would like four plane tickets to the North Pole.
17:16Great.
17:17Does anyone have $11,000?
17:18I have 700 holy berries.
17:19Goodbye, winter hat!
17:20I only have 10k5 honey.
17:21So close!
17:22Look!
17:23Super speedy delivery!
17:24Santa letters and packages guaranteed delivery to the North Pole before midnight?
17:25That's it!
17:26Yeah!
17:27We just follow the next delivery truck to the airport, sneak on board a passenger jet disguised as food service workers, and when the crew asks, is there a low fat meal? I go, no, it's a high fist meal!
17:35Uh-huh, double thumpers into a roundhouse kick!
17:36Yeah!
17:37We've clocked two and they're both on the ground because I'm so good at kicking, but we can't control the cockpit until we defeat six crooked co-pilots, each train in a different and deadlier martial art!
17:45My plan was better.
17:46Oh!
17:47Watch your elbows, Jimbo!
17:48Dongle!
17:49Don't eat all my snacks!
17:50Dongle is not eating anything.
17:51I hear little toys on the naughty place.
17:52I'm going to get Josie over into that.
17:53I'm going to get Josie over into that.
17:54I'm going to get Josie over into that.
17:55I'm going to get Josie over into that.
17:56I'm going to get Josie over into that.
17:57I'm going to get Josie over into that.
17:58Is that a low fat meal?
17:59Is that a low fat meal?
18:00Is that a low fat meal?
18:01I don't know!
18:02It's a high fist meal!
18:03Uh-huh!
18:04Double thumpers into a roundhouse kick!
18:05Yeah!
18:06I'm going to get all my snacks!
18:07Dongle is not eating anything.
18:09I hear little toys on the naughty place.
18:12What's it worth for you to get Josie over into that?
18:15Let's start Scooter on the $50 nice package.
18:17See?
18:18Isn't everything more beautiful when it's profitable?
18:20This makes me feel yucky.
18:22Like a sticky candy cane that fell on a barbershop floor.
18:25Oh-ho!
18:26Just remember, you're helping to finance more efficient toy making.
18:29Things are looking up for your compensation packages.
18:32We're going to get even more Christmas cheer?
18:35You get paid in Christmas cheer?
18:37Ha-ha!
18:38I wish!
18:39We get paid in twinkly smiles, which can be exchanged for Christmas cheer.
18:43You have to trade in at the Santa shop, though.
18:45And they're only open for a half hour on Thursdays.
18:48Unless you send your smiles by Penguin Messenger, which could take 4 to 12 months!
18:52What kind of hustle is this maniac Santa running on you?
18:56We love Santa!
18:57We're like a family business!
18:59Are you?
19:00Because I know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
19:03all those reindeer do for 364 days a year is eat grass and poop.
19:07You elves do nearly all the work.
19:09And I couldn't name a single one of you.
19:11Except you, dookie poops.
19:12Poopy doopy.
19:13Forget how things have always been done.
19:15What do you deserve right now?
19:17I would like a little recognition.
19:25Last delivery for the season.
19:27Put it there.
19:28Right next to the gigantic pile of letters.
19:31Merry Christmas!
19:33I think we're here.
19:34Good.
19:35Because Dongle is hungry even though Dongle did not eat all the snacks.
19:41Uh, you want letters to Santa?
19:43I'm disappointed.
19:45But I like feeling disappointed, so mixed bag.
19:48Remove your funeral suit, sad vampire.
19:51Dongle is here!
19:52Is this the North Pole?
19:55North Pole!
19:56Yay!
19:57We're here!
19:58It says North Pole.
19:59You left out the R.
20:01At least I didn't write it backwards.
20:03We could have ended up in Elapetron.
20:05This is the North Pole?
20:07I'm the North Pole.
20:09That's my name.
20:10I changed it so all the letters to Santa with that specifically misspelled word come to me.
20:15It's thrilling.
20:16That's, um, a weird thing to be excited about.
20:20Why?
20:21This is a pile of hopes and dreams I can sell to collectors for a lot of money.
20:26We need to get to the North Pole.
20:28And we need to get there quick.
20:30Is that possible?
20:31It's a 30 minute charter jet ride.
20:33I can make that happen.
20:34I can make anything happen.
20:36I'm North Pole.
20:37Yay!
20:38But I won't.
20:39I don't really feel like it.
20:41Don't touch my pile.
20:42Dongle touch nothing.
20:44Dongle touch nothing.
20:45These letters go for a fortune in Tokyo subway vending machines,
20:48along with gum chewed by politicians,
20:50industrial blueprints from mobile home manufacturers.
20:53Wait.
20:54What happens with the kids who wrote the letters?
20:56Not much.
20:57They just don't get what they want for Christmas.
20:59What?
21:00That's horrible.
21:01No, I think you missed it.
21:03I get money.
21:05Making money off of Christmas?
21:07That's crazy.
21:14Thank you, boy.
21:18Your shouted words have inspired me to change.
21:22Yay!
21:23It's a Christmas miracle!
21:24My business model.
21:26Ugh!
21:27When Santa doesn't deliver and the children weep,
21:29parents will do anything to get them their toys,
21:32even buy them from me at a huge markup.
21:35Don't you dare use my ideas for evil!
21:37Did you turn my letters into a nutcracker in, like, ten seconds?
21:41No.
21:42No.
21:43Him.
21:44Five seconds.
21:45Ten is for lazy toy makers who are not Dongle.
21:49I like his style.
21:51I've devised a deal.
21:53I'll charter that flight to the North Pole,
21:55but Dongle stays with me to make ten thousand toys for profit.
21:59What?
22:00No!
22:01We're not leaving Dongle!
22:02Go save your brother with a handsome face
22:04that would look better wearing glasses.
22:06Dongle will catch up.
22:07You're sure?
22:08Merry Christmas.
22:09You press that button.
22:11Dongle will get you out of any jam.
22:13Mostly toy building jams.
22:15That will be where the button is of most use.
22:17Thank you, Dongle!
22:18Okay, good.
22:19This hug is done.
22:20Oh my gosh!
22:21I'm going to the North Pole!
22:22How do you handle the excitement of being the actual real North Pole?
22:25You don't.
22:29It looks like Baby Corp.
22:34But Christmas here!
22:36Let's go over the plan again.
22:38Me and Tim look for boss.
22:39I'll find what they're using to jam our troopy transport tech and smash it!
22:44Got that, Tim?
22:45I'm at the North Pole!
22:48Can you keep it together?
22:50No!
22:51Oh my gosh!
22:52I'm actually in Santa Town!
22:54I'm gonna...
22:55Um...
22:56Hello?
22:57Anyone home?
22:58Anyone making toys?
23:00Anyone Santa?
23:01It's gingerbread!
23:02Kimbo!
23:03Don't eat the toy factor!
23:04Dang!
23:05Break me off some of that wall!
23:07Stop chewing!
23:08I think I hear some actual North Pole Christmas cheer!
23:11Then Santa said, thanks tippy tappy slappy!
23:13But I'm not tippy tappy slappy!
23:14I'm tippy tappy slappy!
23:15Yeah!
23:16Yeah!
23:17Yeah!
23:18Yeah!
23:19Yeah!
23:20Yeah!
23:21Yeah!
23:22Yeah!
23:23Yeah!
23:24Yeah!
23:25Yeah!
23:26Oh my heart!
23:27Who's got another complaint about Santa's mismanagement?
23:31There's the boss!
23:33Hi!
23:35We should have suggestion boxes, but we don't!
23:38So how do we suggest we get one?
23:41What did you do?
23:42Uh, good to see you too.
23:43Where's all the fun and jolly toy making?
23:45This is supposed to be Santa's toy factory!
23:47Really?
23:48Cause it's Santa who clocks in?
23:50Santa who carves the horsies?
23:51You see Santa spring loading the jack in the boxes?
23:54You're messing with Christmas!
23:56That was already a mess.
23:57I'm just helping clean it up.
23:58Christmas is perfect!
24:00Everyone loves Santa and his elves!
24:02Ahem!
24:03So sorry to interrupt.
24:05Couple of us were just trying to recall Santa's nicknames, but couldn't remember any.
24:09Think you can help us out?
24:10Sure!
24:11There's Santa, Santa Claus, Saint Nick, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas...
24:15Cool, cool!
24:16Now, name an elf!
24:17What?
24:18You said everyone loves Santa and his elves!
24:21You know every single one of Santa's nicknames!
24:24Surely you know just one of our names!
24:27Uh...
24:28Blitzen?
24:29Blitzen?
24:30Blitzen?!
24:31Blitzen?!
24:32Kids confusing us with those antlered stinkhorses?!
24:33Oh!
24:34You done did it now!
24:35I'm done being a nameless cog in the Christmas wheel!
24:36A wheel we probably made!
24:37Ah!
24:38Santa's factory!
24:39Ha!
24:40This is our factory!
24:41Yeah!
24:42I'm done being a nameless cog in the Christmas wheel!
24:44A wheel we probably made!
24:46Ah!
24:47Santa's factory!
24:48Ha!
24:49This is our factory!
24:50Yeah!
24:51Yeah!
24:52Yeah!
24:53Yeah!
24:54Yeah!
24:55Santa!
24:56Ah!
24:57Ah!
24:58Ah!
24:59Ah!
25:00Ah!
25:01Ah!
25:02Ah!
25:03Ah!
25:04Ah!
25:05Ah!
25:06Ah!
25:07Ah!
25:08Ah!
25:09Ah!
25:10Ah!
25:11Ah!
25:12How long have you been...
25:13Ah!
25:14What did you hear?
25:15Enough.
25:16All I wanted was to make everyone happy.
25:20Well, you sure blew that!
25:22Yeah!
25:23Ah!
25:26Ah!
25:27Ah!
25:28Ah!
25:30Ah!
25:31Ah!
25:32Yeah!
25:33You're right.
25:34I hope I can do better next year.
25:38That's a naughty list!
25:51that would have taken him like two minutes to walk to.
25:53Explains the, uh, grr.
25:55No, I can't believe he's gone!
25:57Santa can't go on the naughty list! He's Santa!
26:00Why does it feel like a man cave on Mother's Day in here?
26:02A reorg like this usually takes weeks!
26:04We should be celebrating!
26:06Get it, get it, get it, ah!
26:10We had a misunderstanding.
26:22Got the choopies working?
26:24Let's jet!
26:25And look at that!
26:26There's still time to play fruitcake lacrosse!
26:28Hockey?
26:29Yeah, yeah, I knew it was one of those boarding school sports.
26:32What about Santa? And what's gonna happen with Christmas?
26:34These elves got it covered.
26:37Uh, not really.
26:39This was about getting recognition for making the toys.
26:42Delivering them. That's Santa's thing.
26:44Cause, you know, the sleigh.
26:46This isn't a Santa problem.
26:48It's a simple logistics problem.
26:50Stacy, call in the paper pushers.
26:52Jimmins, Tendershot, on my location.
26:55Is this the secret Christmas party?
26:57Bring on the Nog!
26:59Nog! Nog! Nog! Nog!
27:00I got something better than Nog.
27:02We're gonna solve Christmas toy delivery logistics.
27:06Oh, yay!
27:09One fire dog, coming up!
27:14This stump taken?
27:16Santa? Why are you here...
27:19Is this about the naughty list?
27:21That snowball to the kisser should have sealed the deal!
27:24No one is questioning your naughtiness. Or mine.
27:28Whoa! You finally made the jump?
27:31Danny Petroski, you've been on my naughty list.
27:33You were old enough to pass gas at will.
27:35Continue.
27:36I joined the list 20 minutes ago, and I feel like crud.
27:37But here you are happy as a clam, roasting hot dogs on a fire.
27:51Is that last year's bundle of coal?
27:54Doesn't that taste like...
27:57West Virginia?
27:58Oh, yeah.
28:01So, how do we live with ourselves when we've been so naughty?
28:05Papa Noel, I'm glad you asked.
28:13But first, get rid of this idea that naughtiness is bad.
28:16Naughty living is very healthy and very normal.
28:19What? You just...
28:21Got my veggies in the naughtiest possible way.
28:24Nice needs naughtiness.
28:27Like night needs day, and turtles need shells tied their eyes during scary movies.
28:31Give a naughty man a hot dog, and he'll have a hot dog.
28:35But teach a naughty man to hot dog, and he'll have a ton of hot dogs.
28:41Oh, my earlobe!
28:43And don't forget, every Christmas morning, naughty kids wake up to a lump of coal,
28:47which is basically dead dinosaurs.
28:49So, while nice kids play with toys...
28:52We're playing with dead dinosaurs!
28:56And that's rad!
29:01Approaching target.
29:02Open flaps.
29:03Opening flaps.
29:04And release!
29:06Ah!
29:15Yes, Templeton?
29:16What the heck makes you think you can do Christmas without Santa?
29:19Uh, the fact that we are.
29:21Let's get some industrial fans in here.
29:23Want to make sure she can handle monsoon season in the South Pacific.
29:26This isn't the same.
29:28You need magic and wonder.
29:30Otherwise, Christmas is just a bonus birthday, but with a tree.
29:33Yes, but you will get a lot of toys.
29:35Toys! Toys! Toys! Toys! Toys! Toys! Toys!
29:37There's more to Christmas than toys.
29:39It's about how awesome it is to see Santa-sized boot marks on the snowy roofs.
29:43See if we can fake the boot marks.
29:45On it, boss!
29:46It's seeing all the cookies left for Santa are gone.
29:48Except for that half-eaten one.
29:50So kids can pick it up and be like, Santa's teeth touched this.
29:53You're holding on to Christmas past, Templeton.
29:56This is Christmas future.
29:58Satisfaction guaranteed.
30:03All sales final.
30:04Ha! Silly ginger goose.
30:08Hello, animal that is not a dog.
30:10Dongle! Where have you been?
30:12The usual. Living the most incredible life.
30:15Who's your friend?
30:16My chisel is my friend.
30:17My sander is my confidant.
30:19This one gave me a ride.
30:21We are not friends.
30:23We are also not enemies.
30:24We are next to each other.
30:26Any more questions?
30:27Yeah.
30:28Where are my holly berries?
30:30No more questions from you.
30:31But one from Dongle.
30:33Where is the big man?
30:35Ahh!
30:39This is all wrong.
30:40Your fellow elves fighting for the recognition they deserve is wrong?
30:44No.
30:45If anyone loves recognition, it's Dongle.
30:49You are Dongle.
30:51I recognize you.
30:53Santa does more than bring toys Dongle makes.
30:56He brings people together.
30:58Makes people feel good.
30:59Told ya.
31:00Ugh.
31:01The world is changing.
31:02It's high time Christmas catches up.
31:04How you go to sleep at night?
31:06Guilt isn't gonna work on me-
31:07Does Dongle look like a disappointed grandmother?
31:10Simple question.
31:11How you go to sleep?
31:12Like every other hard-working baby American.
31:15Tucked into a firm swaddle with a belly full of milk and a night-night kiss from mommy and or daddy.
31:20Night-night kiss is unnecessary, no?
31:23You are tired, you fall, you swaddled, you fall asleep no matter what.
31:27I don't need the night-night kiss, but I liked-
31:30Oh, you led me right into that.
31:32Christmas without Santa is like bedtime without night-night kiss.
31:37No one wants that.
31:41Fine, you're all big elves.
31:43You want Santa back?
31:44Go get him.
31:45No.
31:45You go.
31:46No chance.
31:47Why me?
31:48Because from what you tell Dongle, the Christmas man, he left in bad shape.
31:54Hollow on the inside like a grocery store chocolate nutcracker.
31:59He asks himself, who am I anymore?
32:02Yee-haw!
32:04Ho-ho!
32:05You break a Santa, you got to fix a Santa.
32:10And when you break a Santa this back, only one thing can put his heart back together.
32:18Seeing a bah humbug stinker like you find the Christmas spirit, you will go get Santa.
32:24And what happens if I don't?
32:26Singing.
32:28Uh, excuse me?
32:29Hit it!
32:30He's vicious.
32:32He's twisted.
32:33He's boss, baby.
32:35The baby that ruined, the baby that ruined, the baby that ruined Christmas.
32:42Ooh, catchy hook.
32:44Yeah, throw in some verses and a bridge and I bet we could get the whole world singing this.
32:50Please don't.
32:52He came to the North Pole and started fussing, made Santa cry with all his cussing.
32:58Father Christmas all sweet and love it and showed him just where he could shove it.
33:06He's vicious.
33:08He's twisted.
33:09He's boss, baby.
33:11The baby that ruined, the baby that ruined, the baby that ruined Christmas.
33:17This song makes me wanna dance.
33:18This song makes me wanna dance.
33:19And get rid of our Christmas-ruining baby.
33:21Ah!
33:22Christmas morn, all the kids did weep for not a single toy lay beneath their feet.
33:30And just in case you forgot his name, the baby who we all should blame.
33:36Theodore Leslie Templeton, shame, shame, shame.
33:41Christmas morn, all the kids did weep for not a single toy.
33:42Christmas burned down and he lit the flame.
33:46I love this song.
33:47It's vicious, baby.
33:48He's vicious.
33:49He's twisted.
33:50He's boss, baby.
33:51The baby that ruined, the baby that ruined, the baby that ruined Christmas.
34:07Fine.
34:08Promise me that song never leaves this room and I'll go get him.
34:11But we still have a problem.
34:12I said I'd get him, but I don't know where he is.
34:16I can find him.
34:18I'm the North Pole.
34:20He gives me creepy motel check-in vibes.
34:23Can you really find Santa?
34:25Yes, for a price.
34:27I want the letters to Santa.
34:29All of them.
34:30No way.
34:31Santa needs those.
34:32That's how he knows what every kid wants.
34:34Oh, you know I'd love to help.
34:37But I'm memorizing children's letters.
34:39If I don't get the request locked down into my noggin, it'll take me weeks to deliver
34:43the gifts.
34:44It's a deal.
34:46You can have every single letter.
34:48What?
34:49That's it.
34:53Every letter.
34:54We did our part.
34:55You do yours.
34:56The smiling red one lurks at the mall in your hometown.
35:03I'll remember none of you.
35:05Go.
35:06Go.
35:07I can't help it.
35:08One more time.
35:09Two, three, four.
35:10The baby that ruined.
35:11The baby that ruined.
35:12The baby that ruined.
35:13The baby that ruined Christmas.
35:14Run.
35:15You here?
35:16Yo, Ronnie.
35:17Santa.
35:18All right, time to go.
35:19Lost baby?
35:20Lost baby?
35:21But if someone like you would come for me, that means that it's never too late to change
35:27things.
35:28There's no amount of naughtiness the Christmas spirit can't.
35:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
35:30Gonna cut you off before you embarrass yourself worse than that outfit already does.
35:35I'm only here because if I don't bring you back, two pint-sized hitmakers are gonna smear
35:39my good name all over the top 40.
35:40Diddly-doo and la-la-dooda?
35:41I thought the elves were all mad at me because of how naughty I've been.
35:44Ugh.
35:45You're not naughty, just stuck in your ways and grossly inefficient.
35:46How much are you paying in annual reindeer maintenance for one night of operational use?
35:47Can't you lease?
35:48Ugh.
35:49But for reasons beyond me, that's the way I'm gonna be the winner of the world.
35:51Why are you paying zaj
35:54toonge-tongue the hobbits ofie?
35:57I'm gonna cut you off before you embarrass yourself worse than that outfit already does.
36:00I'm only here because if I don't bring you back, two pint-size hitmakers are gonna smear
36:02my good name all over the top 40.
36:04Diddly-doo and la-la-dooda?
36:05I thought the elves were all mad at me because of how naughty I've been.
36:07Ugh.
36:08You're not naughty, just stuck in your ways and grossly inefficient.
36:12But for reasons beyond me, the Elves want you back for Christmas.
36:17And what about you?
36:19What?
36:19What do you want for Christmas?
36:24No.
36:28No!
36:29Hey, man, I'm stuck in my ways.
36:31You want something from Santa? You gotta ask.
36:34I don't make the rules.
36:35You absolutely make the r-
36:37Ugh, fine!
36:38I got it! I got it!
36:44For Christmas, I'd like you to come back to the North Pole.
36:48What's that, little boy?
36:49For Christmas, I'd like you to come back to the North Pole!
36:53Santa can do that for you.
36:57I think we just had a Christmas spirit breakthrough!
37:01Is this what it feels like?
37:04I also want a tie clip! A gold one with wings on it!
37:06Oh, and one of those electric shoe polishers you see in golf club locker rooms!
37:11And gift cards!
37:11Everybody says they're tacky, but it's like plastic money!
37:15So that's what the Christmas spirit is.
37:17Asking for things you don't need and don't have time to get!
37:21No.
37:21Well, hey, you tried.
37:25Ho, ho, ho!
37:27You have the worst catchphrase.
37:31Yeah? What's yours?
37:33Oh, I guess for a while I was trying to make fart poop duty work, but...
37:38Ugh, do your dumb laugh.
37:40Ho, ho, ho!
37:41Welcome back, you guys!
37:45Looks like you've been busy.
37:47Santa, I'm so sorry.
37:49Even though it was mostly everyone else who messed with all the delivery stuff...
37:51I like it.
37:52I helped...
37:53Ahem!
37:55Dongle!
37:56It's jolly to see you.
37:58Dongle is a comforting presence.
38:01A gift from all of us.
38:03But don't worry, Dongle made it.
38:06A Baby Corp monitor.
38:08Um...
38:09Press the talky button.
38:11I'm Baby Corp.
38:13I'm incompetent.
38:17First rule of business.
38:19I'm dumb.
38:21Second rule,
38:22I forgot.
38:23Because I'm dumb.
38:26Look at the bottom.
38:33Dongle?
38:34Now we put our names on everything,
38:36so the children know why they weep with joy
38:38when they get a Dongle toy.
38:40It's not the way things have always been done, but...
38:44If the way things are always done leaves people unhappy, who needs it?
38:57It's perfect.
38:59I'm sorry I didn't think of this years ago.
39:02Does anyone know if this is edible?
39:03It's that late.
39:05It's not edible.
39:06We don't have enough time.
39:08What have I done?
39:09I'm never going to get all these presents out tonight.
39:11Is this guy's name Santa or Kanta?
39:15Efficiency, Ron.
39:16You still got those gifts memorized?
39:18Do I?
39:19Truck halfage.
39:20Tim wants Canadian action figure in jacuzzi.
39:24He's got them, all right.
39:27Elves, baby corp, let's Christmas.
39:32It's like, let's do this, but...
39:34We got it.
39:35We just don't like it.
39:37Let's Christmas!
39:39Yeah!
39:46Ha, ha, ho.
39:48Release.
39:54Loist.
39:57Hoist toy time.
39:58I'd like your most expensive pinkie ring.
40:15Let's just say I've got enough letters to fill vending machines from Miyazaki to Hokkaido.
40:21What?
40:22No, no, no.
40:25Deernoth, stop selling letters.
40:27It's not nice.
40:29Here's a present anyway.
40:30Love, Tim.
40:33The scary broken toy I always wanted as a kid but never got.
40:38Mom?
40:39Dad?
40:41It's Kyle.
40:42A Tim Speed Bond d'Echo from Ding Dong Dong.
40:45And it's made for a lot.
40:47A baseball mitt.
40:51And Tippi Tippi's along with Elf made it.
40:54Lucky the kid's got mom's genetics, because dad is one big pile of yikes.
41:00Santa?
41:03A yo-yo!
41:04Made by Poopy Doopy the Elf.
41:08Thank you, Santa and Poopy Doopy.
41:10I love it and promise to share with everyone.
41:14How do we get past the kid?
41:15You sick St. Nick.
41:26I can't believe I just delivered presents with Santa!
41:29Every last one.
41:31Free of charge.
41:33Oh, please, I helped.
41:34Doesn't mean I'm gonna dump my portfolio and move to a commune.
41:37Thank you, Santa.
41:39Merry Christmas.
41:40So, what lame teachable gift that's supposed to sum up this whole experience do you have
41:48for me?
41:50Santa?
41:51Hello?
41:52Nothing?
41:53Don't you want me to get the Christmas spirit?
41:55Ow!
41:56Ho, ho, ho.
42:00They call me MC Christmas.
42:03The C also stands for Christmas.
42:06Ted!
42:06It's Christmas morning!
42:08We forgot to make the snack glaze.
42:10We're gonna starve during fruit-take hockey!
42:13We're gonna ruin our sweet little guy's first traditional Templeton Christmas experience!
42:18What if he isn't really into the traditional Templeton Christmas?
42:21They're family traditions.
42:23And our family's different now.
42:25If the way we always do things makes one of us unhappy, let's do different things.
42:32I could come up with some new ideas.
42:34Family Brainstorm, what are some fun words that rhyme with wreath?
42:38But Santa gave me snack glaze, so this tradition is back on!
42:42Fruitcake hockey in the driveway!
42:44We'll get the sticks!
42:45Wrap the baby in sofa cushions!
42:47Your mom plays violent!
42:50I'll talk them out of that one.
42:53You don't have to throw out every tradition for me.
42:56You're gonna do fruitcake hockey and snack glaze?
42:58This wearable choking hazard?
43:00No, not a chance.
43:01But, I will play your holiday dessert Canadian stick game.
43:04You will?
43:05It's nonsense, but it can't be all bad if it brings people together and gets you all smiley and stuff.
43:11Just like Santa!
43:13I guess.
43:14I mean, if you squint and don't think about it.
43:16No!
43:17Feeling Christmas spirits!
43:18I got a sock full of dead dinosaurs!
43:30Merry Christmas to all!
43:33The end.
43:36That was in no way a make us fall asleep story.
43:39I have so many questions!
43:41Yeah!
43:42Wasn't your whole setup about why we should do goofy traditions even if you don't want to?
43:46Because you totally bailed on that with your brother.
43:48But then he did some, but not others.
43:50What's the takeaway here, man?
43:52I don't know.
43:53You want easy lessons?
43:53Go to kindergarten.
43:54Can I?
43:55Not until you're five.
43:57Go to sleep.
43:57Five!
43:58I can't wait that door's box of war and beauty.
44:01Now I'm supposed to be real good and not make fun of the cappy bars.
44:03They're so fat!
44:04Ow!
44:07You grew up big and weird.
44:08Okay, all done.
44:18Dongle kill kids.
44:19Very funny.
44:21Fool me once, shame on you.
44:23Fool me twice.
44:24Dongle is serious.
44:25The big one deserved it.
44:27She stopped feeding the Christmas panda and it died.
44:30What?
44:30Dongle tricked you again for drama.
44:36You are welcome from the spice of life.
44:39Merry Christmas.
44:40Merry Christmas.
44:41Merry Christmas.
45:00Merry Christmas.
45:01Merry Christmas.
45:30Merry Christmas.
46:00Merry Christmas.
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