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00:00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:00:30¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:01:00No, we'll just make new ones.
00:01:02Promise?
00:01:03Promise.
00:01:03No, we'll just make new ones.
00:01:33Don't show my face.
00:01:35Shut up.
00:01:35Don't show my face.
00:01:37No.
00:01:39I'm serious, little Missy.
00:01:40You're missing the bull.
00:01:42Don't cry.
00:01:42I love it when you record me.
00:02:01No, really I do.
00:02:02So, it means that you love me?
00:02:10What color nail polish is that?
00:02:13Since when do you care to...
00:02:15God damn it, Kev.
00:02:16No one to turn that thing off.
00:02:17Oh, shit.
00:02:19Get out of here now.
00:02:21God, I told you not to leave your girlfriend.
00:02:24Stand by for the van's driveway.
00:02:26What a slut.
00:02:28Slide.
00:02:29It's what it is.
00:02:36It's what it's, uh...
00:02:38Right up when it's out of commission.
00:02:39So.
00:02:40Kevin.
00:02:48Why are you so fascinated with this thing, huh?
00:02:57Don't keep me at arm's length, Kev.
00:03:00I'm much more fun in the bus.
00:03:01And that's all you get.
00:03:13What the fuck?
00:03:22Oh, God.
00:03:31It's at 10.30 near downtown Los Angeles.
00:03:34A police pursuit.
00:03:35So, you see that van there that has just...
00:03:37Holy shit, that's Kev.
00:03:38That's just down the block.
00:03:39Are you going to talk about it?
00:03:40Yeah, let's talk about how awesome this fucking chase is.
00:03:43Look at this.
00:03:45Van, I guess you could say we're on the way.
00:03:47Look, it's just down the street.
00:03:48You're going to have to put that thing down and face what's going on.
00:03:50What's going on?
00:03:51This crazy-ass chase headed right for us.
00:03:56What do you think is going to happen?
00:03:58You think that shit's going to go viral?
00:04:00You're going to become famous?
00:04:01I have to go shoot this.
00:04:04Sick, Kev.
00:04:05Put that thing down!
00:04:07Come on, babe.
00:04:08This is my chance.
00:04:12Haven't you ever wanted to be a part of something bigger than you?
00:04:21You shoot?
00:04:23Oh, my God.
00:04:24It's here.
00:04:24It's here.
00:04:25It's here.
00:04:26Maybe it's a fuck.
00:04:29Oh, fuck.
00:04:30Oh, my God.
00:04:32Shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:04:35Shit, it's here.
00:04:37Jesus Christ, Frank.
00:04:39Move, move, move.
00:04:40Shit, you're going to make me fucking miss it.
00:04:41Shit, shit.
00:04:42Dick!
00:04:46Dick!
00:04:47I missed him.
00:04:56Yeah, he's going to have a long time.
00:04:58Get back inside.
00:04:59It's not safe out here.
00:05:01Who's going to meet?
00:05:01What?
00:05:02I'm on my own property, man.
00:05:03I'm on my own property right now.
00:05:04Seriously?
00:05:05Seriously?
00:05:05¡Gracias!
00:05:35¡Gracias!
00:06:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:07:07Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for coming out to the show tonight.
00:07:11The magician known as Dante the Great was arrested today.
00:07:15So, just two years ago, Dante the Great was John McMullen. He was living in a trailer park in Atlanta, barely making ends meet, couldn't pay the rent.
00:07:28He would do tricks for all his friends in the neighborhood. He was real good at it.
00:07:33Cut the card.
00:07:35All right.
00:07:36All right.
00:07:37Oh, yeah, it's the blue.
00:07:37Pretend like you did something.
00:07:39Figured out the trick.
00:07:40Why don't you make some beer up here? Be useful.
00:07:43Fuck, bro.
00:07:44You know, you guys are real funny for a bunch of unemployed motherfuckers.
00:07:48Dante came in possession of a cloak.
00:07:52Nobody's really sure where he got the cloak.
00:07:56So, the rumors are that Harry Houdini himself once owned this cloak.
00:08:01And it frightened Houdini.
00:08:05So, he got rid of it.
00:08:10I need a quote to him.
00:08:13I need a quote to him.
00:08:15I need a quote to him.
00:08:25Okay.
00:08:31Well, there's no doubt that the cloak changed Dante's life forever.
00:08:48His shows were completely exclusive.
00:08:59Passwords knocking on doors.
00:09:01You've got to know somebody to even get a ticket.
00:09:06That was the most amazing show I've ever seen.
00:09:09He picked my pocket.
00:09:11From mid-balcon, he picked my pocket.
00:09:13From the stage.
00:09:14I don't know how he did it.
00:09:14We went into the show at 7 o'clock in New York.
00:09:17We walk out of the doors.
00:09:19We're in L.A.
00:09:19We're in L.A.
00:09:20I'm kind of fucking pissed, but I'm kind of like, this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
00:09:25His illusions were on a different level than anyone else.
00:09:32Today's magic is dead.
00:09:35You want to learn a trick?
00:09:36Go Google it.
00:09:37Go find it.
00:09:38It's on Wikipedia.
00:09:39You will never discover how I do it.
00:09:45Hello, Webby.
00:09:47Firefighters arrived on the scene to see heavy flames on the east side.
00:10:05Not a lot of wind this afternoon, so they're hoping to keep this contained to this one structure.
00:10:09We have an audience tonight.
00:10:20So why are you working?
00:10:25What?
00:10:27What do you want from me?
00:10:30The cloak's power comes from what's inside it.
00:10:39But he had to feed it, and he was only hungry for one thing.
00:10:44Sorry, Jay.
00:10:45Oh, my God.
00:10:46Turn it off.
00:10:47It's not funny.
00:10:48Can you hand me a towel?
00:10:49Seriously?
00:10:50I don't know.
00:10:51I don't know.
00:10:52I don't know.
00:10:55Seriously?
00:10:57Get home.
00:10:59Get home.
00:11:00Get home.
00:11:02Get home.
00:11:03There were some people that went missing that were close to Dante.
00:11:13Some of his assistants.
00:11:15No bodies.
00:11:16No evidence.
00:11:17Just gone.
00:11:18No.
00:11:18No, I don't know.
00:11:20No, no, no.
00:11:22No, no.
00:11:23No, no.
00:11:24No, no.
00:11:44No, no.
00:11:46No, no.
00:11:46No.
00:11:47No, no.
00:11:48¡Socó! ¡Socó! ¡Socó! ¡Socó! ¡Socó! ¡Nadio!
00:12:11¿Cuál fue tu primera impresión de Dante cuando encontrélo?
00:12:15La primera vez que encontrélo, estaba audición para uno de sus shows y estaba muy nervioso.
00:12:21Él era mi idol.
00:12:23¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:12:24Scarlett.
00:12:26Ella es diferente.
00:12:27Solo sabía que era ella.
00:12:29Y nos íbamos a trabajar juntos, íbamos a ser bien juntos.
00:12:35¿Y tú siempre querías ser un asistente de maquillaje?
00:12:38No, quiero ser un asistente de maquillaje.
00:12:40Quería trabajar con ellos porque pensaba que aprendiera a hacer las cosas y las ilusiones,
00:12:44pero no one on the crew knew how we did anything.
00:12:48It was frustrating, to say the least.
00:12:50Let's take five, guys.
00:12:52I know that this can all be very confusing to begin with.
00:12:56It can take a lifetime of practice, and you're brand new.
00:12:59Let's say you and I just put all this work aside,
00:13:04and tonight you have dinner with me.
00:13:07What do you say?
00:13:08Hmm?
00:13:08No, no, I have, um, I have a thing.
00:13:11Cancel it.
00:13:13He's picking me up in an hour.
00:13:16Oh.
00:13:18Clay is my ex-boyfriend.
00:13:20When's the last time you heard from Clay, Miss Kay?
00:13:24A month.
00:13:25How was your relationship with Clay?
00:13:28Clay, Clay had a temper, but it was okay.
00:13:31We were okay.
00:13:41You weren't just an employee of Dante, right?
00:13:43I mean, you guys had some kind of relationship?
00:13:48We became really close.
00:13:50Working together.
00:13:54How'd you do that?
00:13:57I'll show you.
00:13:59We're going to film this one, all right?
00:14:00That was close.
00:14:01We're going to try it again.
00:14:03All right.
00:14:06On the count.
00:14:07One.
00:14:12Hey, look at that.
00:14:13Perfect sleight of hand.
00:14:15He was my friend.
00:14:17Just friends?
00:14:20He was more than just my friend.
00:14:21The tapes that Scarlet brought in indicated several violent murders that incriminated Dante
00:14:35in the disappearance of at least two of the magician assistants and her ex-boyfriend, Clay
00:14:41Bullard.
00:14:43Were you aware that Dante was going to confront Clay?
00:14:46What a dick.
00:15:12What a dick.
00:15:13I'm sorry.
00:15:20I'm sorry.
00:15:34My shows are something that will reveal, from the darkness, a great light.
00:15:40You will come through doorways that you didn't even know were there, see something unbelievable.
00:15:49But you have to believe it, because it's right there in front of your eyes.
00:15:54Stay on the stairs!
00:15:56Get down!
00:15:57All right.
00:15:58These guys with you?
00:15:59No, no, no!
00:16:00I guess that's it.
00:16:01I can believe it.
00:16:02I'm going to need your badge number.
00:16:04You have the right to remain silent.
00:16:06Keep our legs rolling.
00:16:06The cloak.
00:16:08When he has it on, he's different.
00:16:10Come on.
00:16:12I can assure you, it's nothing magical, nothing supernatural.
00:16:16It's just a sociopath.
00:16:23Hold on to your tickets.
00:16:25It's going to be a big finale.
00:16:26What I need right now from you is the truth.
00:16:28I can't have any more stories about magic.
00:16:32I'm telling you the truth.
00:16:48I know now that what he does, they're not illusions.
00:16:54They're there.
00:16:55It's magic.
00:16:59There's no such thing as magic.
00:17:06What is the first rule?
00:17:07You never tell the rubes how the trick is done.
00:17:09I saw what you did.
00:17:10What am I supposed to do with you now?
00:17:11I know you murdered those women.
00:17:14It wasn't me.
00:17:17Not you.
00:17:19What is it?
00:17:20What is that thing?
00:17:21Real magic.
00:17:26Get down on the ground!
00:17:27Get down!
00:17:29Gentlemen.
00:17:40Welcome to the show.
00:17:41¡Suspect down!
00:18:11¡Suspect down!
00:18:41¡Suspect down!
00:20:11I'm sorry, my dear.
00:20:27So, where is Dante now?
00:20:30That's a great question.
00:20:32I know our entire department is looking for him.
00:20:35We have gotten assistance from the FBI.
00:20:38It's only a matter of time.
00:20:40I like to think that he's somewhere planning his comeback.
00:20:47We talked. We talked a few months back.
00:20:52He missed me.
00:20:54He said he's coming for a visit.
00:20:56He'll come. He's coming.
00:20:59He always does.
00:21:01He comes home.
00:21:05Where did the cloak end up?
00:21:07Nobody knows for sure.
00:21:10He's coming.
00:21:22I don't know.
00:21:22He moves.
00:21:23He comes.
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00:28:09¿Puedes verme?
00:28:27¿Puedes verme?
00:28:29Habla tú
00:28:39Ha funcionado, ¿no?
00:28:45Sí
00:28:46Bueno
00:28:49Parece que sí
00:28:52¿Cómo te llamas?
00:28:58Alfonso
00:28:59Tú también, ¿no?
00:29:04¿Qué pasa?
00:29:09No estás solo
00:29:10Está mi mujer
00:29:12Mi mujer se llama
00:29:14Marta
00:29:15¿También estás casado con Marta?
00:29:20Nuestra vida es igual, ¿no?
00:29:25Supongo que sí
00:29:26¿Tenías previsto algo así?
00:29:31Hemos construido
00:29:33La misma máquina
00:29:35Y funciona de la misma manera
00:29:37No ha podido ocurrir otra cosa
00:29:40Espera, espera
00:29:43¿Qué haces?
00:29:52Ahora tenemos los dos lo mismo en la cabeza
00:29:54¿Verdad?
00:30:00Sí
00:30:00Espera, espera
00:30:02Voy a cruzar
00:30:14¿Estás seguro?
00:30:16Sí
00:30:16Dios
00:30:21Dios
00:30:25Dios
00:30:26Dios
00:30:26Dios
00:30:27¿Qué sientes?
00:30:31¿Qué hora tienes?
00:30:38Las cuatro y diez
00:30:39Quince minutos
00:30:41Quedamos aquí dentro de quince minutos
00:30:44¿Quieres decir que...?
00:30:46Mientras cambiamos universos durante quince minutos
00:30:48Yo ya no puedo esperar mucho más
00:30:52¿Y tú tampoco?
00:30:56No, yo tampoco
00:30:59Cuando cruces a mi lado
00:31:03Empezamos a contar
00:31:06¿De acuerdo?
00:31:08De acuerdo
00:31:08Dios
00:31:21Joder
00:31:22Estoy al otro lado
00:31:24Todo es exacto
00:31:26Oye
00:31:26Quedamos aquí dentro de quince minutos exactos
00:31:30¿De acuerdo?
00:31:31¿De acuerdo?
00:31:31Hasta ahora
00:31:35Espera, espera, espera
00:31:40Ten cuidado con Marta
00:31:42No la despiertes
00:31:43Está en nuestro dormitorio
00:31:44Sí
00:31:44Arriba, al fondo
00:31:46Exacto
00:31:47No te preocupes
00:31:48No la despertaré
00:31:50Hasta ahora
00:31:51Estoy caminando dentro del universo al lado del mío
00:32:16Es como estar en mi propia casa
00:32:19Todo es igual
00:32:21Esto no es igual
00:32:25¿Qué es esto?
00:32:37¿Y esto?
00:32:45¿Pero qué gente es esta?
00:32:49¿Qué?
00:32:51¿Qué?
00:33:13Qué susto, por Dios
00:33:14Lo siento
00:33:16¿Ya has terminado?
00:33:20Sí
00:33:20Anda
00:33:21Mira tú qué bien
00:33:23Qué pronto, ¿no?
00:33:26Eso es bueno
00:33:27¿Y para qué llevas la cámara?
00:33:37La cámara...
00:33:39Ya
00:33:40¿Quieres venir, no?
00:33:46Pues venga
00:33:46Bueno
00:33:57Él es Alfonso, mi marido
00:34:00Al final va a estar con nosotros
00:34:01¿Vale?
00:34:02Vale
00:34:02Bueno, él es...
00:34:04Oriol
00:34:05Eso
00:34:06Alfonso lleva una cámara
00:34:14No es problema, ¿no?
00:34:15Ah, no, no
00:34:16Por mí no
00:34:16Hola
00:34:20Ah, mira
00:34:20Alfonso
00:34:22Oriol, ¿qué tal?
00:34:25Encantado
00:34:25Eso
00:34:26Oye, ¿os llamáis igual?
00:34:29Sí
00:34:29¿Sois familia?
00:34:31No, no
00:34:31Nos llamamos igual, pero...
00:34:34Claro, que eso no tiene nada que ver
00:34:36No es el nombre
00:34:36Es pura casualidad
00:34:38No es el nombre
00:34:38Sí
00:34:38Sí
00:34:39Sí
00:34:39Sí
00:34:40Hola
00:34:45Hola
00:34:47Bueno
00:34:55Gracias
00:34:56Gracias
00:34:57Ah, cómo
00:35:02Vamos, ¿no?
00:35:04Sí
00:35:05Vamos
00:35:06Vamos.
00:35:36Perdona, cariño, que no te he ofrecido nada de beber.
00:35:44¿Quieres?
00:35:45No, gracias.
00:35:46Ah.
00:35:47¿Seguro?
00:35:48Bueno, pues siéntate.
00:35:51A mi marido le gusta ser el primero.
00:36:09¿Nos importa, no?
00:36:11No.
00:36:13Absolutamente.
00:36:16Bueno.
00:36:19Pues cuando quieras.
00:36:47Alfonso.
00:36:49Bueno, nosotros, si eso, quedamos otro día, no hay problema.
00:36:59Vamos, o sea...
00:37:00No, no, no, si no pasa nada.
00:37:02¿A que no pasa nada?
00:37:04No, no, no.
00:37:05No, si.
00:37:06No, no, no, no.
00:37:07No, no, no.
00:37:08El mejor del día, no.
00:37:10No.
00:37:11No, no.
00:37:12No, no.
00:37:13Amor.
00:37:14¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:37:44¿Qué es eso?
00:37:56¿El qué?
00:37:59Lo que suena.
00:38:02Pues, ¿qué va a ser?
00:38:06Claro que igual te sorprende la hora.
00:38:10Como ahora llevaré yo de verano
00:38:12y tú llevas encerrado en ese sótano desde junio
00:38:16que no te enteras de nada.
00:38:21Que yo tampoco me entero, ¿eh?
00:38:27¿Qué ha pasado?
00:38:28Si no te apetecía, ¿para qué has subido?
00:38:36Igual me has visto muy emocionada en la cocina
00:38:38y no querías dañar mi autoestima.
00:38:43Pero no creo que sea eso, ¿verdad?
00:38:44Porque hace ya mucho tiempo
00:38:47que mi autoestima no es importante en esta casa.
00:38:55¿Alfonso?
00:38:56Sí, sí, sí.
00:39:01Soy idiota.
00:39:02¿Qué te pasa?
00:39:10Ahora, ahora, ¿eh?
00:39:12¿Pero qué te pasa?
00:39:13No, no, no.
00:39:38¿Está usted bien?
00:39:38Sí, sí, sí, sí, estoy bien.
00:39:55Oye, a lo mejor quieres...
00:39:57Te lo has pensado mejor, podemos volver para casa.
00:40:00No, no, no, no, no hace falta.
00:40:02Ey, tío, ¿nos estás grabando todavía con esa mierda?
00:40:10Creo que nos estás grabando.
00:40:12¿Estás grabando? ¿Pero a ti qué te pasa, tío?
00:40:15No, no.
00:40:26Espérate.
00:40:27Por favor, dejadme pasar.
00:40:30A ver, a ver.
00:40:31Pero ¿qué te pasa? ¿Por qué? ¿Por qué estás tan nervioso? ¿Qué pasa?
00:40:37¡No! ¡No!
00:40:50¡Me tengo!
00:40:55¿Has visto alguien?
00:40:56¡No, no!
00:40:59¡Ale ya! ¡Ya está! ¡Ya está!
00:41:01¡Está bien!
00:41:01¡Ale ya!
00:41:03No, no, no.
00:41:33¿De dónde vienes?
00:41:49¿Eso qué es? ¿Sangre?
00:41:54Un momento, un momento.
00:41:56He oído a los chicos gritar fuera.
00:41:58¿Qué les has hecho?
00:41:59Pues si querías hacerles algo tú solo,
00:42:05podrías haberme avisado.
00:42:09¿Has estado grabando?
00:42:14¿Has estado grabando para nosotros?
00:42:16¿Qué coño te pasa?
00:42:33¿Qué has hecho con Marta?
00:42:54Déjame pasar.
00:42:56¿Qué has hecho con Marta?
00:42:57¿Qué has hecho?
00:43:20¿Qué has hecho con Marta?
00:43:24Marta, ¿qué haces?
00:43:28Revertir mi derecho a ejecutar la ley sobre violencia de género en espacio doméstico.
00:43:54Marta, Marta, Marta, Marta, Marta.
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00:48:22Oh my god, a huge explosion
00:48:29Right below
00:48:30PUSSY
00:48:38Don't make it, don't make it, don't make it
00:48:40Don't make it, don't make it
00:48:41Woo! Son of a
00:48:44Fucktard, why are we shooting?
00:48:46Did you get that?
00:48:47Uh, no, oh, that was the one?
00:48:49Oh no, dude, I wasn't rolling
00:48:50Yeah, we gotta go again
00:48:52What the fuck, man, your Craigslist ad said he could operate that shitty-ass camera
00:48:55You said your skating didn't suck dick
00:48:57Hey, you guys are not allowed to be up here
00:48:59Go back to your house
00:49:00Hey, you got that shit
00:49:02Hey, you got this
00:49:04Oh, that was so trill
00:49:13Uh, just to focus
00:49:15It was bad, so one more
00:49:17Get the fuck out of here
00:49:19Three, two, one, action
00:49:22We all good?
00:49:27All clear, big dog
00:49:29Did you get that?
00:49:40Sorry, dude, the battery just, like, fell out
00:49:42We gotta go again
00:49:43What the fuck, what are we paying you for, man?
00:49:44I would've got it if you fucked up my car
00:49:45I'm calling the cops
00:49:46Dude, fuck you
00:49:47Get back in your car
00:49:51Merry Christmas, dicks
00:50:02Put them on to here
00:50:03Ah, that was a thought cap
00:50:04That was stupid
00:50:11Jump into it
00:50:12And then do a Shamu dive
00:50:13And I'm gonna get a shot like this
00:50:15When you're gonna help me out with a ride
00:50:26I got, I got a nice vagina
00:50:28Just waiting for you
00:50:30Yeah, right
00:50:30I got the vag on deck
00:50:32All day
00:50:32I got vagina on deck
00:50:35Do it, little homie
00:50:36Oh, man, are you okay, dude?
00:50:51My bad
00:50:51I'm just directing a web series right now about abused dolphins
00:51:07And then I freelance as a bartender
00:51:11Fight, fight, fight, fight
00:51:14I'm coming
00:51:15Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep punching
00:51:16Fight, fight, fight
00:51:19I can't believe we got kicked out for that shit, dude
00:51:31I would've shot those dudes
00:51:34Yeah, right
00:51:35If it was life or death
00:51:36You would've left me chilling, dude
00:51:37You would've bailed me
00:51:38Excuse me
00:51:39Do you have a dollar?
00:51:40Nah, take this, though, dude
00:51:41I bit the end, but
00:51:42I spent all my money on this fucking filmer guy over here
00:51:46But I got a stogie to have if you want it
00:51:49Hell yeah, man
00:51:50You need a light?
00:51:51Hell yeah, man
00:51:52No problem
00:51:53Fight the hobo
00:51:54Bump fight
00:51:55Dude, are you serious?
00:51:56I go to sleep fucked up
00:51:57Not knowing I peed in a bottle right next to me
00:51:59I wake up in the morning like
00:52:01Fuck, I need water, you know
00:52:03Boom, I grab the bottle
00:52:04And just go up, go up
00:52:06And then
00:52:06But it still tasted like beer, though
00:52:08Beer, right?
00:52:08There's this one time
00:52:09I went and saw this old 80s hardcore band
00:52:11People were front-flipping and shit
00:52:12All of a sudden
00:52:13I look over
00:52:14Front-flipping, people were front-flipping
00:52:15Well, yeah, front-flipping into the crowd
00:52:17See, I told you
00:52:17People can front-flipping
00:52:18And dude, shut the fucking them up
00:52:20And I look over
00:52:21And my homeboy's just like throwing kids
00:52:22Like just throwing them into the wall and shit
00:52:24I don't know
00:52:25Is that little kids?
00:52:26No, no, dude
00:52:27They're like 20
00:52:28Boom
00:52:28His whole
00:52:29The fat guy's homie
00:52:31Or should I say
00:52:31Was he bleeding?
00:52:33Fucking, uh
00:52:33I'm gonna fucking pistol-whip the shit out of you
00:52:35If you interrupt me one more time
00:52:36Yo, don't touch my shit
00:52:37Dude, we need a new fucking spa
00:52:39To finish this video
00:52:40My cousin told me about this ditch in Tijuana
00:52:44He said it's always empty
00:52:46Totally secret
00:52:47You got gas money?
00:52:48I'm not paying
00:52:49Hey, hey, hey
00:52:52Sam
00:52:52Hey, Sam
00:52:54Dude, it's Sean
00:52:55Whatever the fuck
00:52:56Come here
00:52:56When are we gonna finish my skate video?
00:52:59Uh, don't
00:53:00It's done
00:53:00Uh, hey
00:53:01Do you still have your dad's credit card?
00:53:02Dude, we cannot go to TJ
00:53:04You know that fool Carlos in third period?
00:53:06The cartel stuffed his uncle in a barrel of acid
00:53:08Dude, let's go
00:53:09You can go and fuck up the Philbica boy
00:53:12Tijuana is fine now
00:53:13The drug dealers all left
00:53:14Uh, they got
00:53:16They got firecrackers
00:53:17They got weed
00:53:18They don't carve for alcohol
00:53:20Yeah, get a bunch of them
00:53:34Get the big one
00:53:35Get the big ones
00:53:36Test them
00:53:37And they have three
00:53:37Make sure they're not a dud
00:53:39Test them
00:53:39Nah, I woke
00:53:40There you go, there you go, there you go
00:53:41Thanks for the ride
00:54:05This is a very serious piece of equipment
00:54:07If you have sex
00:54:08If you have sex, keep it on
00:54:08Alright, cool
00:54:09This kid throws $20 for gas
00:54:11And he gets a fucking titty can
00:54:13Apple
00:54:13No, that goes for both of you
00:54:14If you have sex, keep your cameras on
00:54:16Whatever you fucking weirdo
00:54:18Damn, what's up?
00:54:18You want to swing this?
00:54:20Tell your sister to go home
00:54:22She's got sinful herp
00:54:23But the fact is
00:54:24Faces of Death and Jackass
00:54:26They sell more than
00:54:27Every skateboard video combined
00:54:28Yo, dude, you know where we're at
00:54:30You know where the fuck we are?
00:54:33I do not
00:54:33I've been lost for hours
00:54:35Seriously?
00:54:37These compags are boring
00:54:38Is that a fucking earthquake?
00:54:42I just survived the Mexican earthquake
00:54:43Hey, how often do you guys
00:54:45Clean your skateboard wheels?
00:54:47This wasn't what I was thinking of
00:54:49But you can skate this, yeah?
00:54:51Yeah
00:54:51But, uh, smells like your mom
00:54:53You all know how to climb fences?
00:54:59Jason, did you turn on your camera?
00:55:01Turn on these whack-ass titty cans
00:55:03Hey guys, turn on your cameras
00:55:04Turn on your camera
00:55:05It's been...
00:55:07Fuck off
00:55:08Pours up for the homies, dad's money
00:55:13Whoa
00:55:15Hey guys, uh
00:55:19Hey, dickhead
00:55:24Do you think a big kid would still get abused?
00:55:29Oh, I got a missed call
00:55:30Are they gonna start filming or what?
00:55:32Yo, remember that one time
00:55:33You did a shitty kickflip
00:55:34And got more abused than porn?
00:55:36It's a bunch of dog shit
00:55:37Dude, this place is weird
00:55:43I ain't going back though
00:55:45We just walked three hours
00:55:47Something fucking worth showing, people
00:55:51No one wants to see you guys
00:55:52Just go backward or forward for four fucking hours
00:55:53Hey, hey, go on the barrel
00:55:54The barrel?
00:55:55Go on top of the barrel and do a front flip
00:55:57A front flip
00:55:58I don't want you to come off that barrel
00:55:59Until you do a front flip
00:56:00This goes out to your mama
00:56:01You be in the front
00:56:02Right there
00:56:03That was the shittiest front flip ever
00:56:06That fucking camera guy is weird, dude
00:56:09Yeah, I know
00:56:09He's got this weird-ass look on his face
00:56:11Like he wants to touch me
00:56:12Man, I want gas-
00:56:12Gas-morning kid to sit there and stare
00:56:14Do you want to be a mortal
00:56:17Or do you want to be a giant vagina monster?
00:56:20I will front kick your asshole
00:56:21I had some chick
00:56:22She was all fucked up at the park
00:56:24She was like, you know the bleachers
00:56:25How there's like gaps
00:56:26At least when she fell between them
00:56:27Like the top one
00:56:28Like boom, boom
00:56:29Terrible
00:56:30Yeah, it was real fucking sad
00:56:31Double off your dickhead
00:56:36At least your mom got two dickheads
00:56:38Oh, fuck
00:56:44Dude, dude, is that bleeding?
00:56:49What the fuck?
00:56:51Hot as my balls
00:56:52Where does she come from?
00:57:10Is she a ninja?
00:57:10Are you a ninja?
00:57:12Dude, your sister followed us here
00:57:14Hey, what's wrong with this?
00:57:14Hey, I'm just kidding
00:57:16Hey, my name's Taylor
00:57:17But, uh, no, seriously though
00:57:19I'm a director
00:57:19So if you want me to throw you in some movies
00:57:21Or something
00:57:21We can do that
00:57:22Hey, video guy
00:57:29Your dad's a good singer
00:57:30Dude, let's bounce
00:57:33Oh, shit
00:57:40Oh, what the fuck?
00:57:41Oh, what the fuck?
00:57:42Shit
00:57:42Shit
00:57:43Shit
00:57:43Shit
00:57:44Hey, I'ma shoot one of these motherfuckers up
00:58:06I'ma shoot one of these motherfuckers up
00:58:08Oh, shit
00:58:09Oh, shit
00:58:10Look, look
00:58:11Look
00:58:11You're gonna give life to our motherfuckers up
00:58:13You got a money, y'all?
00:58:14Get the fuck off this fucking guy running crackle
00:58:18Oh, dick
00:58:19Do what you gotta do, man
00:58:30What am I doing, man?
00:58:30Where are you going?
00:58:31I don't know, man
00:58:32Dude, back up
00:58:37Dude, don't get
00:58:39Oh, my fucking god
00:58:45Yo, do crackheads have fire blood?
00:58:52Yeah, definitely
00:58:53I'll go to the next village
00:58:55Oh, shit, there's more of us
00:58:56Yeah, but they go down easy
00:58:58And they're falling apart
00:58:59They got a disease
00:59:00Dude, use your gun
00:59:01What the fuck?
00:59:02I only got one more bullet, guys
00:59:04Dude, you gotta pull him up
00:59:07I'm a
00:59:08We're only gonna
00:59:09AHHHHH
00:59:11AHHHHH
00:59:13AHHHHH
00:59:15AHHHHH
00:59:17AHHHHH
00:59:19AHH
00:59:20AHHHH OH
00:59:21AHHHHH
00:59:22AHHHHH
00:59:23AHHHHH
00:59:23AHHHHH
00:59:24AHHHHH
00:59:25AHHHHH
00:59:26AHHHHH
00:59:26AHHHHH
00:59:28AHHHHH
00:59:28AHHHHH
00:59:28What the fuck is that?
00:59:29Where did he keep going?
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01:04:48We're not dead, motherfucker! Don't stop to the border!
01:04:58Hey, love! I'm still rolling!
01:05:01Me too, but let's go!
01:05:03And you feel as bad as I do about gas-buddy-kid and camera-gun?
01:05:06Yeah, come on, dude!
01:05:08Hey, hold on, hold on!
01:05:09Something slowing me down!
01:05:11Are you fucking serious? Let's go!
01:05:18Let's go!
01:05:48Let's go!
01:06:18Yeah, yeah, watch the other guy, yeah.
01:06:21What the fuck?
01:06:23I need your help! I need your help!
01:06:25You suck!
01:06:28You keep going, don't worry about that!
01:06:31You keep going!
01:06:32You keep going! We could edit that out!
01:06:35All right, I just ignore the guy driving!
01:06:38I just forget him!
01:06:40Don't even think about him!
01:06:41Trust me, baby!
01:06:42Trust me, baby! I'm a pro of that!
01:06:44Yeah, right there! Oh yeah, that's beautiful!
01:06:48That's it!
01:06:49Yeah, that's it!
01:06:50Slow! Slow! Slow! Slow get him!
01:06:53Slow is what sucks, man!
01:06:55I don't know!
01:06:56I don't know!
01:06:57Aren't you gonna join me?
01:06:58I only like to watch, baby!
01:07:01Make sure you're in focus!
01:07:04Yeah, they know they can't touch you when it gets them even more!
01:07:10Even more!
01:07:11Yes, it's slow!
01:07:12You don't recognize me, do you?
01:07:14I do this eight days a week, baby!
01:07:17I, uh...
01:07:18I might have said...
01:07:19I don't know!
01:07:20I don't know why we met!
01:07:22I don't know how to...
01:07:23Yeah, do you recognize me?
01:07:25What?
01:07:26What the fuck?
01:07:27Turn around, you...
01:07:28Sorry!
01:07:29Fuck with my rhythm!
01:07:30Sorry!
01:07:31One more!
01:07:32Okay, keep going, keep going!
01:07:34We can edit that out!
01:07:35That's it!
01:07:36Don't worry about anything!
01:07:37We are in our own little sanctuary!
01:07:38Yes!
01:07:39Yes!
01:07:40Round and slow!
01:07:41Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:07:42You're good!
01:07:43You're good!
01:07:44I know you're good!
01:07:45Yeah?
01:07:46You like that?
01:07:47Don't talk!
01:07:48It's better if you don't talk!
01:07:49Just show me!
01:07:50Okay!
01:07:51That's it!
01:07:52Very nice and slow!
01:07:53That's it!
01:07:54Very nice and slow!
01:07:55That's it!
01:07:56That's it!
01:07:57Very nice and slow!
01:07:58That's it!
01:07:59Very nice and slow!
01:08:00That's it!
01:08:01Very nice and slow!
01:08:03That's it!
01:08:04That's it!
01:08:05Touch yourself!
01:08:06Rub it!
01:08:07Atta girl!
01:08:08Yeah!
01:08:09Camera!
01:08:10What the f-
01:08:11What the f-
01:08:12What's on my face?
01:08:13What's on my face?
01:08:14What's on my face?
01:08:15What's your face, asshole?
01:08:16Let's see that pretty body of yours!
01:08:17Go ahead!
01:08:18Stretch!
01:08:19Fuck you, bitch!
01:08:20Do it!
01:08:21Do it now!
01:08:22How does it feel, huh?
01:08:25Wow!
01:08:26You're the whole package!
01:08:28I can't wait to introduce you to my mom!
01:08:31Fuck this shit!
01:08:32Hundred bucks or no hundred bucks!
01:08:34Keep driving!
01:08:35Maybe I'll make your retarded rent strip next, huh?
01:08:40A little threesome?
01:08:41What a turn on you are!
01:08:43Yeah!
01:08:44So good, baby!
01:08:45Second!
01:08:46I know you!
01:08:48Yeah!
01:08:49Millions of guys do!
01:08:50Thanks to your website!
01:08:51No!
01:08:52It was your ex-boyfriend!
01:08:53You shouldn't have dumped him, lady!
01:08:55I-I-I didn't film ya!
01:08:56All I did was buy the footage from my blog!
01:08:58I got a blog!
01:08:59It's called nutlesswonders.com!
01:09:02Oh, don't!
01:09:03Please, don't!
01:09:04Lesson learned!
01:09:06Loud and fucking clear, man!
01:09:08Take it down!
01:09:09I promise!
01:09:10My tits made you money!
01:09:11My tits made you money!
01:09:12So now I'm here for my cut!
01:09:13Here's the good part!
01:09:15I bet people will pay to watch me shoot your dick off!
01:09:18Wanna see whose video gets more hits?
01:09:20Let's make a hole in you and show them!
01:09:23Yeah, bitch!
01:09:24Fuck it all, bitch!
01:09:25Fuck it all, bitch!
01:09:26Come on!
01:09:27Let's see that cut now!
01:09:28Get this thing there turned out like I told ya!
01:09:30You're gonna do it now, bitch!
01:09:32Stick it out!
01:09:33I'll fucking turn it purple!
01:09:34Who's got your nose, you smart ass?
01:09:38Hey!
01:09:39You wanna cut?
01:09:40I'm here!
01:09:41Yeah, man!
01:09:42YAY!
01:09:43I knew it!
01:09:44Go!
01:09:45No!
01:09:46No!
01:09:47No!
01:09:48No!
01:09:49I can't get you!
01:09:50No!
01:09:51No!
01:09:52Dude!
01:09:53Wait who said that?
01:09:54You're already done!
01:09:55No!
01:09:57No!
01:09:58I'm gonna try!
01:10:00I don't think you know.
01:10:02Don't think you're tongue-ing!
01:10:04You're the only one for a while.
01:10:06I'm gonna be so honest.
01:10:08Gracias por ver el video.
01:10:38Gracias por ver el video.
01:11:08Gracias por ver el video.
01:11:38Gracias por ver el video.
01:12:08Gracias por ver el video.
01:12:38Kevin...
01:12:39Why are you so fascinated with this thing?
01:12:47Don't keep me in our blanks, Kevin.
01:12:49I'm serious, little missy.
01:13:00Don't cry.
01:13:02Don't cry.
01:13:03Don't cry.
01:13:10Don't cry.
01:13:11Don't cry.
01:13:12Let's make a new one.
01:13:13Rob.
01:13:14Rob.
01:13:15Rob.
01:13:19Rob.
01:13:20Rob.
01:13:21Rob.
01:13:22Rob.
01:13:23Rob.
01:13:24Rob.
01:13:25Rob.
01:13:26Rob.
01:13:27Rob.
01:13:28Rob.
01:13:29Rob.
01:13:30Rob.
01:13:31Rob.
01:13:32Rob.
01:13:33Rob.
01:13:34Rob.
01:13:35Rob.
01:13:36Rob.
01:13:37Rob.
01:13:38Rob.
01:13:39Rob.
01:13:40Rob.
01:13:41Rob.
01:13:42Rob.
01:13:43Rob.
01:13:44Rob.
01:13:45Rob.
01:13:46Rob.
01:13:47Rob.
01:13:48Rob.
01:13:49Rob.
01:13:50Rob.
01:13:51Rob.
01:13:52Rob.
01:13:53What are you?
01:13:54What are you talking about?
01:13:55I think you know.
01:13:56I don't know.
01:13:57Rob.
01:13:58Oh my God.
01:13:59Oh my God.
01:14:00Oh my God.
01:14:01It's been filming us the whole time.
01:14:04What the fuck?
01:14:06You're so cute.
01:14:07You're awesome.
01:14:08Oh my God.
01:14:09What did I do?
01:14:11Oh my God.
01:14:14Oh my god. What did I do? Oh my god. What the fuck?
01:14:26Iris, where are you? Iris, tell me you're okay.
01:14:29Just start the upload.
01:14:32I can't. I can't.
01:14:36I think you ever want to be a part of something bigger than you.
01:14:39You don't know what's happening out there. These videos, they fuck people.
01:14:43Do it.
01:14:44I can't. I can't do it.
01:14:49I can't. Stop. I'll fuck you.
01:14:50I can't do it.
01:14:52You never want to be a part of something bigger than you.
01:14:55She don't understand what's happening out there.
01:14:57Jesus Christ, do it.
01:14:58I can't stop. Fuck. Fuck. Stop.
01:15:00Wait. Wait. Okay. Stop. Stop. I'll do it.
01:15:09Fuck.
01:15:10What the fuck?
01:15:15What did I do? What the fuck? What if I go? No.
01:15:32I can't do it.
01:15:33What if I go? Oh my God.
01:15:37Jesus Christ, stop. Stop. Stop it.
01:15:41Stop it.
01:15:41There's an iron.
01:15:42There's an iron.
01:15:43There's an iron.
01:15:45There's an iron.
01:15:46There's an iron.
01:15:46That's an iron.
01:15:48Yeah.
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01:19:49No, no, no.
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