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Dive into two decades of the 'Evil Bong' franchise with 'Evil Bong-a-Thon 2025', the ultimate hookah horror cinema experience. This film compiles the hazy highlights from all nine maniacal adventures of Ebee and her pals, offering a debaucherous and delirious journey through the series. Get ready for a freaky, fun, and terrifying retrospective that's perfect for fans and newcomers alike.
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00:00:00Hey, check this out.
00:00:21With Ailes Ren, I finally got enough to buy this.
00:00:24Large bong for sale.
00:00:26Originally purchased in the 1960s in New Orleans.
00:00:30Recently deceased owner claims it was possessed.
00:00:35It's wicked.
00:00:36A haunted bong.
00:00:39It's guaranteed to give amazing highs, bro.
00:00:41Seller not responsible for possible bad side effects.
00:00:45We gotta have it.
00:00:47We gotta have it.
00:00:48Well, don't be a sucker. It's a scam.
00:00:51Just like that grilled cheese sandwich with Jesus' face on it.
00:00:54What are you talking about, bro? That was online.
00:00:57Okay? Everything on that internet is a scam.
00:00:59You can't trust anything because that's how the feds spy on us through our computer.
00:01:02I must say this ad does sound somewhat suspect.
00:01:05This is high times, fellas.
00:01:07Okay? Everything in here is on the up and up.
00:01:10Totally...
00:01:11Whatever.
00:01:12You're dull, man.
00:01:14Dude.
00:01:15Have them express mail it to the house ASAP.
00:01:19Cause if there's one thing this pad is liking...
00:01:22It's a killer fucking bong, man.
00:01:25Oh no, no, no no no...
00:01:35No no no no...
00:01:39Oh, no, no, no, no
00:01:48In the morning, in the night
00:01:57When I don't feel so right
00:01:59Up through the misty haze
00:02:02The green old brining of my days
00:02:04Cloud of smoke to clear my mind
00:02:07Just a puff to help unwind
00:02:10Everywhere I go, I take it
00:02:13Oh, it's like I can't escape
00:02:15The only thing I need
00:02:18The only thing I need
00:02:20Mean, mean, wicked, we
00:02:23Heavy from the devil's seat
00:02:26Feeling for it every day
00:02:28You know I want that Mary Jane
00:02:31Mean, mean, wicked, we
00:02:34You got a hold of me
00:02:36Thinking for it every day
00:02:39You know I want that Mary Jane
00:02:42Light the fire, spark the tree
00:02:44Make it a part of me
00:02:47Think of all the life it breathes
00:02:50Just growing from those little seeds
00:02:52I need my smoke today
00:02:55Worked too hard to get home late
00:02:58I just need a brain
00:03:00Oh, one more toe that I can take
00:03:03The only thing I need
00:03:06What's that?
00:03:09Mean, mean, we can be
00:03:11Heavy from the devil's seat
00:03:14Feeling for it every day
00:03:16You know I want that Mary Jane
00:03:19Being, mean, wicked, we
00:03:22You got a hold of me
00:03:24Thinking for it every day
00:03:27You know I want that Mary Jane
00:03:30Know when there is a stage
00:03:32When there is a place
00:03:34When when to cry
00:03:36Follow me
00:03:38I need you
00:03:39Anyhow
00:03:40Youth
00:03:51You know I want that Mary Jane
00:03:52People are young
00:03:53I want that Mary Jane
00:03:53I don't know.
00:04:23What do you want, bro?
00:04:28Package for you.
00:04:30That box is huge. What's in it?
00:04:33What's in it?
00:04:35I don't look in the boxes.
00:04:37That's against regulations.
00:04:39Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, bro. Easy.
00:04:41I'm a professional.
00:04:43I make over $200 a week.
00:04:46You look in the box, you get fired.
00:04:48Lornell, perhaps it's the item.
00:04:52Item?
00:04:54Item?
00:04:55You've been waiting for?
00:04:57Item I've been waiting for.
00:04:59Yeah, that's it.
00:05:01It's the item you've been waiting for.
00:05:06Yeah, yeah, yeah. The item I've been waiting for.
00:05:09There's postage due, friend.
00:05:11Hey, it's been a bad month, bro.
00:05:14Can you let this slide a little under the rug?
00:05:16I'm a professional.
00:05:20Al?
00:05:21Al, you spot me for a coin. I'll take it off for next week's room.
00:05:24Fine.
00:05:25Okay, just last time, bro, last time.
00:05:28So, thanks, bro.
00:05:38Oh, baby, baby, baby, come to daddy.
00:05:41Hey, Al.
00:05:44Stare.
00:05:46Oh, man, you front and lower again.
00:05:48I thought you were supposed to be smart.
00:05:50Perhaps you're right, but I'm only trying to help out.
00:05:54Lornell's financial acumen leaves something to be desired.
00:05:58Yeah, and he ain't too good with money either.
00:06:00Now, believe it or not, he comes from money.
00:06:03Really?
00:06:04Grab is loaded.
00:06:05Some kind of bigwig lawyer until he got creamed by a bus.
00:06:09That's horrible.
00:06:11Huh?
00:06:11Oh, no, that old man's still alive, you know.
00:06:14Cripple in a wheelchair.
00:06:16Anyway, you know, he had Lornell in an allowance
00:06:18until he dropped out of law school and cut him off.
00:06:21That's unfortunate.
00:06:25Unfortunate?
00:06:26It's brutal.
00:06:27Oh, man, the part he's used to have on that dough.
00:06:34That was some red meat.
00:06:35Feed that scrawny body instead of that brain of yours.
00:06:47V, that's what I'm talking about, bro.
00:06:51Jeez, it's huge.
00:06:54Look at the beauty, bro.
00:06:55Look at the beauty.
00:06:56Looks like a piece of crap.
00:06:58I told you it was a scam.
00:06:59Once again, I'm going to have to align myself with Brett's opinion.
00:07:03Dude, it's junk.
00:07:04Send it back.
00:07:05No, no, no, no.
00:07:06Don't you see?
00:07:06It's shaped like a beautiful woman, bro.
00:07:08You got the tits and the badge.
00:07:11You're fucking nuts.
00:07:13You two are a cloud of fuck dust.
00:07:14This is the best investment ever made in my life, bro.
00:07:17Oh, I say let's fire this thing up.
00:07:23Monkey.
00:07:25Check this out, B.
00:07:27This thing's hot.
00:07:33Smoking joke.
00:07:34Don't take a bomb.
00:07:35Don't take a bomb.
00:07:36Don't take a bomb.
00:07:36Don't take a bomb.
00:07:40Don't take a bomb.
00:07:41Don't take a bomb.
00:07:42Don't take a bomb.
00:07:42Yeah, I'm ripping out of bombs.
00:07:44It gets me so, so high.
00:07:46When I take a big choke, it's like my eyes start to fly.
00:07:49Tears start to swell up when I take a huge hit.
00:07:52Put that bomb, biggie bomb, diggity dank, dang shit.
00:07:55Johnny Ripper don't quit.
00:07:57After one, two, or three.
00:07:58I'll take some in it, bomb jokes.
00:08:00You might run out of weed.
00:08:01Thought you was fucking with a rookie, but I'm really a king.
00:08:04I just was out playing hooky.
00:08:06I can follow my team.
00:08:07But now don't make a bomb.
00:08:09Don't make a bomb.
00:08:14Welcome to my world, worm.
00:08:25Oh, snap.
00:08:28Hi there.
00:08:30Dude, you could use some lotion.
00:08:35That's okay.
00:08:42You chicks are a little aggressive.
00:08:45That's all right.
00:08:47I'm into it.
00:08:49So, is this like a three-way situation?
00:08:54I'm into it.
00:08:55It's okay.
00:08:56It's okay.
00:09:00It's okay.
00:09:03Oh, that's...
00:09:04That's kind of...
00:09:05...painful.
00:09:06Monkeys!
00:09:25Is this the great beyond?
00:09:39Have I crossed over?
00:09:42A fair angel.
00:09:45Oh, this must be my reward for all the good deeds I do.
00:09:50Or maybe not.
00:09:53Maybe it's not heaven.
00:09:54Maybe it's that other place.
00:09:57Well, Lord, if it is that other place, let my punishment begin.
00:10:05Dudes.
00:10:06You guys remember Luanne?
00:10:07Hey, what's up, losers?
00:10:09This is her friend Janet.
00:10:10Hi, guys.
00:10:11That's Bachman over there, totally out of it.
00:10:15Here's Arnell.
00:10:18And that guy over there.
00:10:20Ow!
00:10:24Hi.
00:10:28Washing his skivvies in the kitchen.
00:10:30Mm-hmm.
00:10:32Oh.
00:10:35Hey, Janet.
00:10:36So you're a friend of Luanne's, huh?
00:10:38We got a couple classes together.
00:10:41So how come I've never seen you before?
00:10:43Dude, just give it up, Lornell.
00:10:45She is so not into you.
00:10:46What, is she mute or something?
00:10:48She can't talk for herself?
00:10:49I know it's a radical concept.
00:10:51Whatever.
00:10:52Sorry, Lornell.
00:10:53I am not interested.
00:10:54Oh, eeeeh.
00:10:56Crash and burn, dude.
00:10:59Not at all, B.
00:11:00On the contrary.
00:11:01This is a breakthrough in communications between the sexes, bro.
00:11:05Straightforward, no BS, no games.
00:11:07That's what I'm talking about, Janet.
00:11:09We're all adults, right?
00:11:11Right?
00:11:12Who wants a brewski?
00:11:18Did get it.
00:11:19Mm-hmm.
00:11:21Just talk like that.
00:11:23Hey, you don't mind.
00:11:24Do you bother me?
00:11:27Whatever.
00:11:37Hi there, Janet.
00:11:39Luanne.
00:11:40It's nice to meet you both.
00:11:41Uh, you must be a cheerleader at the school.
00:11:45Oh, yeah?
00:11:46Um, what makes you say that?
00:11:48Well, your outfit would be the largest indicator.
00:11:51Do you hear this whole thing?
00:11:53Now I just wear this because it, um, turns to noise.
00:11:58Rah, rah, rah.
00:11:59This is Boomba.
00:12:04Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:10Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:17Dude, you just sounded like a chick.
00:12:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:22Oh, Brother Bachman, I see you two have crossed over.
00:12:25I don't know about that shit, bro, but I've been banging these chicks since I got here.
00:12:30They've milked me of so much monkey batter
00:12:33I don't know how I'm still standing
00:12:35What do you mean by milked you?
00:12:43Like for safekeeping, you know, like when I'm sleeping
00:12:46See, the wang-looking tentacle combines with the alien spunky
00:12:51To form like this super splooge
00:12:53That's why it's green
00:12:53That's not my normal color, by the way
00:12:56And then they keep it in these jars
00:12:58It's like they're trying to populate the place
00:13:01With a bunch of little baby Bachmans running around
00:13:03Cool, huh?
00:13:07Brother, that fills me with a horror that you cannot even imagine
00:13:13If by horror you mean fucking awesome, then I concur
00:13:17I don't know about this, girls
00:13:22I'll just go with it, bro
00:13:28It's all part of their game
00:13:30It's cool
00:13:31It's cool
00:13:32Geeky!
00:13:38Does my bong look different?
00:13:41It's so weird
00:13:42Bachman?
00:13:48It's Bachman
00:13:53Oh my god
00:13:59He's expired
00:14:02What do you mean?
00:14:04I mean he's passed on, deceased
00:14:06Crow?
00:14:09You shitting me?
00:14:13Oh, what a buzzkill!
00:14:15What are you telling me, B?
00:14:16Arnel Bachman is dead
00:14:18Fuck, bro!
00:14:20What are you telling me, Bach?
00:14:21It's like fucking 20-something?
00:14:22Don't fucking check down!
00:14:23Talk to me, baby
00:14:24Give me a monkey, bro
00:14:25Give me a fucking monkey
00:14:26Come on, bro
00:14:26Chill, chill, chill, chill
00:14:26Take this out, man
00:14:27What are you doing?
00:14:29Calling the authorities, of course
00:14:31Do you think we want the cops here, man?
00:14:33Take a look around
00:14:34Come on, man
00:14:35We got weed coming out of our wazoo
00:14:36They will have to be notified, Brett
00:14:38Fuck, man
00:14:40Fuck, man
00:14:41Fuck, fuck, fuck
00:14:42He's dead, bro
00:14:43He's on the fucking couch
00:14:44We can't have the fucking cops over here
00:14:45I'm just thinking
00:14:46I'm thinking
00:14:47I figure this out
00:14:48What is there to consider?
00:14:49This was obviously some kind of accident
00:14:51And now he's dead
00:14:52After blowing my drug test
00:14:54The last thing I need to be involved with
00:14:55Is something like this
00:14:56Accident or not
00:14:58We have to call the police
00:15:00So not cool, bro
00:15:01Dead fucking dude
00:15:02On the couch
00:15:03I got it
00:15:05Arnel, don't
00:15:07Bachman's parents over when they bail
00:15:08Yeah, bro, mid-bail
00:15:09Cute little house
00:15:10White picket fence
00:15:11We used to play catch
00:15:13When we were just little dudes
00:15:14In the fucking backyard, bro
00:15:15Here's the plan
00:15:17We wait till it's dark
00:15:19We drive him over there
00:15:21We drop him off at the curb, man
00:15:23No fuss, no moss
00:15:25You can't be serious
00:15:26That's what mobsters do after a hit
00:15:28They drop the body off at a loved one's house
00:15:31To serve as a warning
00:15:32Man, that's a good idea
00:15:33Yeah, I tried to blame it on the mob
00:15:35I knew that knock of yours was gonna come in handy, Al
00:15:37That's not what I meant
00:15:38Clark gave me a hand, man
00:15:39This is the best thing for him
00:15:41Besides, he won't want us to get into any kinds of trouble
00:15:43Well, you two just stop and think for just one moment
00:15:46What the hell?
00:15:50Somebody's at the door
00:15:51We'll see who it is
00:15:52Not you, Eddie
00:15:54It's the cops, bro
00:15:55It appears to be an elderly gentleman with a wheelchair
00:15:59Holy shit, bro
00:16:00It's my grandpa
00:16:01What the hell's he doing here?
00:16:03Just shut the fuck up
00:16:04Maybe he'll go away
00:16:05Arnell
00:16:05I can hear you in there, you fool
00:16:08What do we do?
00:16:10Fight him
00:16:11Have you two gone completely insane?
00:16:17Open up this door instantly, you copsuckers
00:16:20Hold him off, Al
00:16:22Arnell is indisposed at the moment
00:16:26I'll get him disposed
00:16:29God damn it
00:16:30He'll be with you shortly
00:16:32Yes, let me
00:16:33It's over
00:16:34Hey, Gramps
00:16:59What a cool surprise
00:17:00Hey, Si
00:17:01It's great to see you
00:17:02Ah, shut up, you pathetic louts
00:17:05Moronic pricks
00:17:07Miscreants, all of you
00:17:09So, uh, what brings you down here anyway, Grandpa?
00:17:16I came to introduce you to your new grandmother
00:17:19You mean you finally remarried, huh?
00:17:23I did indeed, my boy
00:17:24Indeed I did!
00:17:27So what's she like?
00:17:28I mean, with your dough, you could have got anyone
00:17:29Oh, she's a catch
00:17:31And I'm not the only one who had my eye on her either
00:17:36The lodge was a bus
00:17:40All the boys wanted a crack at her
00:17:43So where's she at?
00:17:46She's parking the car
00:17:47She'd be right up
00:17:48Is she hot?
00:17:50Oh, she's a looker
00:17:54That's for certain
00:17:56Oh, that's so cool
00:17:59You know, I was hoping you'd hook up with some big-titted bimbo that I could bang on the side
00:18:03You disgusting pervert
00:18:09Oh, I only hope that one day convicts will feast upon your scrotum sack
00:18:19You know, bro, I was just kidding around
00:18:24You don't gotta come at me like that, Grandpa
00:18:26Is your mind perpetually in the gutter?
00:18:30You useless, vulgar douchebag
00:18:33This is your new grandmother we're talking about
00:18:36Not some two-bit loose froozy for you to defile with your nasty little penis
00:18:43No good, worthless enema bag
00:18:48So, Si, where'd you meet the little lady?
00:18:52Well, I was inspecting my gyms that I own down on the west side
00:18:58She was on the racquetball court
00:19:03She caught my eye immediately
00:19:08The way she slammed that ball
00:19:13Her body, lithe and aggressive
00:19:17Vibrant and sensuous
00:19:20Boys, I want you to meet
00:19:25Dame Rosemary Cornwallis
00:19:29It's like fever
00:19:32My body takes fire when I see ya
00:19:35Let me please ya
00:19:37Wanna make you pay for more as I tease ya
00:19:39It's like fever
00:19:40My body takes fire when I see ya
00:19:43Let me please ya
00:19:44Wanna make you pay for more as I tease ya
00:19:47Want me to dance for you
00:19:53I'll shake it off for you
00:19:55You can't keep away
00:19:56I need blood
00:20:01tendon
00:20:04Ow
00:20:05Ow
00:20:06Ow
00:20:07Ow
00:20:09Ow
00:20:11Ow
00:20:13Ow
00:20:15Ow
00:20:15Ow
00:20:15Ow
00:20:17Ow
00:20:20Ow
00:20:22Ow
00:20:23Ow
00:20:23Ow
00:20:24Ow
00:20:25Ow
00:20:25Ow
00:20:26Who are you?
00:20:35Oh, I'm Jimbo, man.
00:20:36That's my bomb.
00:20:38I thought the ad said that the owner was deceased.
00:20:43No, that's my wife, man.
00:20:45She wishful thinking on her part.
00:20:48No, man.
00:20:49Well, then perhaps you can explain what's going on here.
00:20:52It's the bomb, man.
00:20:57It's evil.
00:20:59Well, if it's dangerous, then why'd you put it up for sale?
00:21:02I didn't put it up for sale, man.
00:21:04My wife, she sold it, man.
00:21:06I had it in storage.
00:21:07She sold all my shit, man.
00:21:10Sold my Hot Wheels collection.
00:21:12Man, I miss those little cars.
00:21:14How do we stop it?
00:21:17Stop what?
00:21:19The bomb?
00:21:20I don't think it can be stopped, man.
00:21:24The guy that sold it to me said it had some voodoo curse on it or something, you know?
00:21:30I thought he was just trying to make a sale.
00:21:33But it killed all my friends, man.
00:21:36And it almost got me.
00:21:37Well, it got all my brain cells.
00:21:40But that's okay, because I wasn't using them anyway.
00:21:42Yes, the...
00:21:53And it's good for Cheech.
00:21:57And it's good for Charm.
00:21:59Motherfucker.
00:22:02That was the delivery service.
00:22:04They had to match up the receipt number to...
00:22:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:08Cut to the chase, Al.
00:22:10Do you find the guy or not?
00:22:11Yes.
00:22:12It turns out he's on a delivery not too far from here.
00:22:16I had to pretend we had a package for pickup just to get them to send him over.
00:22:20Devious, man.
00:22:21I'm proud of you.
00:22:22You know, I have to admit, the duplicity gave me, uh, somewhat of a charge.
00:22:27Oh, I hate that vegetarian shit.
00:22:30Man, I'm starving.
00:22:31You guys got anything to eat in this dump?
00:22:32You're dead.
00:22:37Hey, when did you get here?
00:22:39Don't you remember?
00:22:42Dude, this stuff's getting worse.
00:22:45Me too, man.
00:22:46I have never been so starving.
00:22:48Yo, fat boy.
00:22:51What's up, man?
00:22:53You are huge.
00:22:54Yeah, I know.
00:22:55We've talked about this already.
00:22:57Ah, queer.
00:22:59God, I can see your ass from space.
00:23:02Oh, that must be the delivery guy.
00:23:05Let me see.
00:23:11Are you sure?
00:23:12Who else would it be?
00:23:14Hey, bro, you never know.
00:23:15The feds might be sending guys after me because of that book I'm gonna write.
00:23:18They don't want me to expose their secret.
00:23:20Oh, for the love of Clint East, open up the door.
00:23:22I'll make sure.
00:23:23You guys got a pickup?
00:23:30Uh, well, actually, you see, I didn't...
00:23:35Hang on, Al.
00:23:38Who sent you?
00:23:40Who didn't send me?
00:23:42Who didn't send you?
00:23:43What do you mean?
00:23:45No, not what, who.
00:23:46That's what I'm asking.
00:23:48I know you're asking what, but you want to know who sent me?
00:23:52If who sent you?
00:23:53Dude, what are you talking about?
00:23:55I'm not talking about what.
00:23:56You're the one that keeps bringing it up.
00:23:58When?
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:00Yes what?
00:24:01No, yes when.
00:24:02That's who sent me.
00:24:03What?
00:24:04No, when?
00:24:05Would you two cock-doggers shut the fuck up?
00:24:08It's all like the chameleon routine.
00:24:09Those old guys.
00:24:10Yeah, Abbott and Costello.
00:24:11Who?
00:24:12Who?
00:24:13Nothing.
00:24:14Uh, listen.
00:24:16Mr. Delivery Man, Mr....
00:24:18Call me Rabbit.
00:24:19Okay, very well then.
00:24:21Mr. Rabbit.
00:24:22No, just Rabbit.
00:24:24Okay.
00:24:26Look, some time ago you delivered a package to us, although we were living in a different
00:24:31apartment near the university at that time.
00:24:33If you say so, eh?
00:24:34Look, inside the package was something very, uh, unique.
00:24:39Dude, in the box was a bong.
00:24:41An evil bong.
00:24:43I remember that bong.
00:24:45You do?
00:24:46Yeah.
00:24:47I had to wait for the lady to pack it up before I delivered it to you guys.
00:24:51She told me stories about it.
00:24:54What stories?
00:24:55I might remember a little better if you were to share some of that herbal essence.
00:25:01Herbal what?
00:25:02I'm not talking about the ganja, bro.
00:25:04Not in my life, bro.
00:25:05Oh.
00:25:06Bit this.
00:25:07Right.
00:25:15Okay?
00:25:16She was divorcing her husband.
00:25:20Yeah, that would be Jimbo.
00:25:22Yeah, that was his name.
00:25:24She said he bought that bong in South America when he was in the Peace Corps in the 60s.
00:25:29When he brought it back, it killed half his friends before he locked it away in the attic.
00:25:35She told me stories, man.
00:25:38They seared into my brain.
00:25:40And you delivered to us without telling us the morning's first?
00:25:43I was just happy to get the son of a bitch off my truck.
00:25:46All right, listen.
00:25:47Mr. Sorry, Rabbit.
00:25:50I don't suppose you recall the lady mentioning where Jimbo got the bong?
00:25:56I mean, where in South America?
00:25:59I remember.
00:26:07I remember.
00:26:09I remember.
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:41These bugs are bigger than threat.
00:26:47Hey, do you dingleberries know where we are?
00:26:50Maybe we took a wrong turn at the river.
00:26:53Dude, we took a wrong turn at Pomona.
00:26:55This was the dumbest idea.
00:26:56No, it wasn't.
00:26:58Look, in order to cure your afflictions, we need to research the bong's origins.
00:27:02We need to find where Jimbo bought the bong.
00:27:04In order to do that, we need to find where he was serving in the Peace Corps in the 60s.
00:27:09It's around here somewhere.
00:27:10If you remembered right.
00:27:12I remembered right.
00:27:14What did we bring the delivery dude for again?
00:27:16Hey, I got a $200 a week job I had to get up at 5 a.m. for.
00:27:20What am I missing out on?
00:27:22Plus, a trip to the Amazon on somebody else's dime sounded like a good idea.
00:27:26Yeah, on my dime?
00:27:27My credit card to be exact.
00:27:29By the way, thanks for that, Al.
00:27:31I'm going to get you back.
00:27:32Thanks, buddy.
00:27:32Yeah, I'm sure you will.
00:27:35Monkey.
00:27:37We've seen plenty of monkeys since we've been out here, B.
00:27:39So what?
00:27:40Nah, dude.
00:27:40Monkey like in bad shit.
00:27:43Dude, there's more of them!
00:27:45Oh, no!
00:27:46No!
00:27:47No, wait!
00:27:48Wait!
00:27:49What?
00:27:51It's a hut!
00:27:52Let's bounce, guys.
00:27:53With all these skulls, cannibals are living here.
00:27:56They love to snack on stupid white dudes.
00:27:57Look, the chances of any cannibals living in this region is remote at best.
00:28:02At least I hope it's remote.
00:28:04They'll tie us up and roast us alive.
00:28:06Then they'll cut off the top of our skulls and scoop our brains out while we're still cooking.
00:28:10That's a delicacy to them.
00:28:11Mmm, great.
00:28:13I could go for some of that.
00:28:15Dude, you're ill.
00:28:17Look, I guarantee those skulls are a warning to scare cannibals away.
00:28:22Not an indication that any cannibals actually live here.
00:28:24If you're so sure, why don't you go knock?
00:28:27Yeah.
00:28:28Any of you guys coming with me?
00:28:29I don't want to get eaten, bro.
00:28:31Just look at it this way, Al.
00:28:33Some of those cannibals might be getting smarter by eating your brains.
00:28:36I'd be doing them a favor.
00:28:38Circle of life, bro.
00:28:40Circle of life.
00:28:41Better you than me.
00:28:43Thanks a lot, guys.
00:28:47Cannibal chick!
00:28:48Who are you guys, and what do you want?
00:28:51Uh, we, uh...
00:28:54My name is Alistair, and we're from California.
00:28:57We seem to be a bit lost, Miss...
00:29:00Felicity.
00:29:01Felicity.
00:29:02Could you maybe...
00:29:04Sorry about that.
00:29:10We have to be careful around here.
00:29:11Who's we?
00:29:13My father and I.
00:29:15Well, my dad passed away a few months ago.
00:29:18His partner and I are continuing his scientific research.
00:29:21The skulls are meant to scare away the locals.
00:29:23I'm sorry.
00:29:24We didn't mean to intrude, but we could certainly use some guidance.
00:29:28Go in and eat.
00:29:30If you have anything.
00:29:33I suppose it's all right if you come in for a while.
00:29:35My partner's out gathering samples.
00:29:37He won't be back until later.
00:29:40Bach!
00:29:41Bach!
00:29:42Is he okay?
00:29:44It's a long story.
00:29:54So, that's pretty much the ballpark I had in mind, Cheryl.
00:29:58You must be stoned on some of that weed.
00:30:01I wouldn't pay a floor manager in one of my factories that kind of money.
00:30:05And I certainly wouldn't pay it to a shit-licking loser like you.
00:30:08Don't let him screw you, my man.
00:30:10Take it or leave it, asshole.
00:30:12But keep in mind, if you don't take it, when I get back to civilization,
00:30:16I may drop a dime on your little illegal operation.
00:30:20Oh, you're a puss-oozing syphilitic prick.
00:30:23He's a rascal.
00:30:24Hey, now, rascal, I like that.
00:30:27I suppose if I'm going to dip my toe into this line of work,
00:30:30I'm going to have to get used to working with sewer scum like you.
00:30:35You are right down, right?
00:30:36Ooh, you bitch's best step-off.
00:30:40Who the hell are you calling a bitch?
00:30:42She's not speaking to us, retard.
00:30:45Oh, amazing.
00:30:48Must be the Poontang tribe.
00:30:51I'll say.
00:30:52Oh, you don't understand.
00:30:54There's never been any proof that they ever existed.
00:30:57No one's ever seen them before.
00:30:59Not since the Stone Age.
00:31:02Looks like she wants the bomb.
00:31:04Oh, you keep her away from me, you hear?
00:31:05Those bitches stole my man.
00:31:08Don't let them take the weed, whatever you do.
00:31:09Not so fast, you tribal twat.
00:31:15Hey, now that...
00:31:15Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:17Ladies, ladies.
00:31:18Okay, okay.
00:31:20You don't have to tell me.
00:31:22Back off!
00:31:23Back off, you skanky jungle hoes!
00:31:26Oh, baby, how you been?
00:31:35You're as beautiful as ever.
00:31:37And you're as ugly as ever, motherfucker.
00:31:40I hoped I'd seen the last of you after the way you treated me.
00:31:43Oh, baby, don't be that way.
00:31:44Give me a kiss and let's make up.
00:31:46You must be tripping.
00:31:47I ain't gonna be smooching on you after you've been hanging around with those skanks.
00:31:51Skanks?
00:31:51You must be skankalicious.
00:31:54Look at them.
00:31:56Oh, these are my ladies.
00:31:58Don't you be talking mad about them.
00:32:00Mm-mm.
00:32:01Not at all, lady.
00:32:04I used to be your lady, motherfucker.
00:32:06Till you got the taste for jungle poon.
00:32:08Now let's talk about this, baby.
00:32:10Talk to the hand, jive ass.
00:32:13Ooh!
00:32:15This is some crazy shit.
00:32:18Oh, okay.
00:32:20You don't have to twist my arm.
00:32:22Twist that on down for him right there.
00:32:26Yeah, put that in your mouth.
00:32:28Look at you sucking on it like it's your cousin's tent.
00:32:31That's right.
00:32:32Put it in there.
00:32:33Feels good.
00:32:35Uh-huh.
00:32:36Now how does that take my brother?
00:32:38Yeah.
00:32:40Yeah.
00:32:40Blow it out.
00:32:41Blow it.
00:32:45Look at you rolling your eyes in the back of your head like that.
00:32:48Like somebody just fucked you up your ass.
00:32:51I said it fucked you up your ass.
00:32:53Come on.
00:32:54Mmm, that's good stuff, ain't it?
00:32:57Up to your old tricks again, I see.
00:32:59Well, if anybody here would know anything about old tricks, it would be you.
00:33:04Baby, that's the way I roll.
00:33:07Boom, sakalaka, bitch.
00:33:09We have to rescue Rabbit.
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:11No, are you kidding?
00:33:13Dude, that sounds like a terrible idea.
00:33:15Could be dangerous.
00:33:15I said we get the hell out of here.
00:33:17I'm going to miss my shit this sloppy burger.
00:33:19Dude, you got fired last week, remember?
00:33:21Oh, shit.
00:33:22We've got to get Rabbit out of it.
00:33:23How are we supposed to fight a whole jungle tribe?
00:33:25A tribe of women.
00:33:26Women with spears?
00:33:28You think if it was the other way around, Rabbit would come looking for one of us?
00:33:31That's not the point.
00:33:32Look, without Rabbit's help, none of us would have gotten here in the first place.
00:33:35You bitches coming to play right now.
00:33:48Oh, now it's going to get fun.
00:33:52Welcome to me, Casa, me brothers.
00:33:56Go ahead.
00:33:56Take your pick of one of these ladies.
00:33:59Oh, yeah.
00:34:02Look, you're central, dude.
00:34:03That's right.
00:34:04And the first one is on the house.
00:34:07Take a look at them.
00:34:09Mm-hmm.
00:34:09You like it.
00:34:10Who you looking at?
00:34:12Oh, Tokika.
00:34:13Yes, that's the one.
00:34:15You like her, don't you?
00:34:17Yes, that's what I thought.
00:34:18Go ahead and get you some Tokika, bitch.
00:34:20Go on.
00:34:23Oh, walk up on it.
00:34:24Walk up on it.
00:34:26Mm-hmm.
00:34:27Touch her.
00:34:28Touch her.
00:34:29Not each other, bitches.
00:34:30Touch her.
00:34:33Come on.
00:34:34Come on, touch it.
00:34:35Make it feel good.
00:34:36That's a boo.
00:34:37That's all you can say, bitch.
00:34:41That's a boo.
00:34:44Shit.
00:34:46Oh, that's right.
00:34:47Giggle like you a Mormon in church.
00:34:49Go on.
00:34:50You in temple now.
00:34:52My temple.
00:34:53And things are going to get very interesting.
00:34:57Stupid ass.
00:34:58Look at y'all.
00:34:59You're out.
00:35:08Oh, that's a boo.
00:35:13Oh, that's a boo.
00:35:14Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:35:44Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:35:51We're going to take it right there.
00:35:53We're going to take it right there.
00:35:56Take it right there, Tokika.
00:35:59Watch over him, girl.
00:36:00That's right.
00:36:02Oh, that's right.
00:36:02Touch that booby boob.
00:36:04Let him know what it feels.
00:36:05Bring it on down for him.
00:36:08Oh, look at him.
00:36:10Just giggling because he don't know what to do with it.
00:36:12Most white folks don't know what to do with it.
00:36:16Think of the knives rolling in the back of his head.
00:36:18Girl, throw that on him.
00:36:18Throw it on him.
00:36:19Throw it on him.
00:36:21Oh, yeah.
00:36:24Come on, Tokika.
00:36:25Stop this mess.
00:36:28Surprise, little baby boys.
00:36:32Look it down.
00:36:33Son of what.
00:36:38Dude, we're tied up.
00:36:40Awesome.
00:36:44What?
00:36:46Needle dick, we blew it.
00:36:48We were supposed to come open a can of whoop-ass on King Bong
00:36:50and now look at us.
00:36:52We were thinking with our wieners again, Brett.
00:36:54Never trust your wiener.
00:36:56Damn it.
00:36:59Hey, guys.
00:37:00Hey, delivery dude.
00:37:04Ow.
00:37:05Hey, take it easy, babe.
00:37:06I'm not really into the pain, kid.
00:37:09Don't you get it, Uncle Fester?
00:37:11They're going to kill you, man.
00:37:12That's what I was trying to say, but I...
00:37:15You're not going to really kill me, are you?
00:37:18I mean, no shit.
00:37:20No shit, pink dick.
00:37:22Come on, now.
00:37:23But don't worry.
00:37:24It won't hurt.
00:37:25Not much, anyway.
00:37:26Hmm.
00:37:27That's good.
00:37:34Trippy stuff.
00:37:39Bell, wake up.
00:37:41I will strike you, but...
00:37:43Wait a minute.
00:37:44Dude, it's me, Larnell.
00:37:46Oh, my goodness.
00:37:49Oh, I must have been knocked unconscious.
00:37:52And it seems they've taken rabbits.
00:37:54Where'd they take them?
00:37:55Unknown, but we better find out before it's too late.
00:37:58Come on.
00:38:01What are they going to do to me?
00:38:02Man, I can't take...
00:38:03I don't want to pay...
00:38:04What if they cut my throat?
00:38:06What if they...
00:38:07What if they cut my heart out?
00:38:08Dude, you have got to calm down.
00:38:12I can't take pain.
00:38:13I can't take pain.
00:38:14I can't take pain.
00:38:15No.
00:38:16What?
00:38:17What is...
00:38:18What are they doing?
00:38:20Huh?
00:38:20No.
00:38:21What is...
00:38:22Whoa.
00:38:22Come on, now, ladies.
00:38:24Roll it out.
00:38:25Roll it out.
00:38:27What are they...
00:38:28Oh, my goodness.
00:38:29That's butcher paper or something.
00:38:31What is that?
00:38:32Huh?
00:38:32Butcher paper.
00:38:34Butcher might not be the right word to use right now, though.
00:38:38What the...
00:38:39Cut, man.
00:38:40They're twisting them up.
00:38:41Yeah.
00:38:42Twist it.
00:38:44Twist it good.
00:38:46Roll it tight.
00:38:47You know, like a lot of spit on it.
00:38:49Come on.
00:38:50Lick that in.
00:38:51Come on, y'all.
00:38:55They're turning him into a giant doobie.
00:38:59Lord.
00:39:00Lord, please.
00:39:01I need your help here.
00:39:03If you get me out of this, I swear I'll stop smoking and drinking and whoring and...
00:39:10Well, maybe not the whoring part.
00:39:13Right now, you need to ask whether you are a doobie or a don't-bee.
00:39:18Look.
00:39:18The bong.
00:39:19Man, that bong's got bling.
00:39:21Remember?
00:39:22We have to destroy its symbol of power.
00:39:25The medallion, bro.
00:39:27Look at me looking all good.
00:39:30I'm about to smoke some shit up in this motherfucker.
00:39:33Mm-hmm.
00:39:33Exactly.
00:39:34What happened to the delivery dude?
00:39:47He's right there.
00:39:48On the floor.
00:39:50Come on now, girls.
00:39:52Show him what you're working with.
00:39:53Help!
00:39:54I'm a fucking doobie!
00:39:55He's tiny!
00:39:58Oh!
00:39:59Oh!
00:40:00Help me!
00:40:02Help me!
00:40:03I'm a fucking doobie!
00:40:06Help!
00:40:08Okay, girls.
00:40:09Bring him over here.
00:40:11Help me!
00:40:12Help me!
00:40:13I'm gonna smoke this little bitch alive.
00:40:17I like the way you roll, baby.
00:40:26That's what I'm talking about right here.
00:40:31Why are you screaming, punk ass?
00:40:33Huh?
00:40:34Help me!
00:40:35Help!
00:40:35Help me!
00:40:36Ain't nobody gonna help you now.
00:40:38He's gonna light me up.
00:40:39I'm gonna light your ass up.
00:40:42Ah, nothing.
00:40:43I'm gonna take and shove you in my mouth, heifer.
00:40:46What?
00:40:47What you doing, Priscilla, queen of the desert?
00:40:49Huh?
00:40:50Help me!
00:40:51I'm a fucking doobie!
00:40:53Rabbit!
00:40:54Are you all right?
00:40:55Yeah.
00:40:55I'm a fucking doobie!
00:40:59Hey!
00:41:00Shut up!
00:41:03Quick!
00:41:04What the hell is going on over here?
00:41:06Wait a minute!
00:41:06What is that?
00:41:07Boy, you better give me your necklace back, don't you?
00:41:09You touch that necklace.
00:41:10You know how much money I'll spend on that shit.
00:41:12You better now.
00:41:13Boy, I know.
00:41:14Why you got this?
00:41:15Boy, I'm gonna whoop your monkey ass.
00:41:17You understand me?
00:41:18Don't you hit me, cut.
00:41:19He's bleak!
00:41:21No, he's bleak!
00:41:22I'm gonna have to kill you!
00:41:24I'm a mama!
00:41:26Somebody please!
00:41:28Please, people!
00:41:28You're hurting all my mama!
00:41:30What?
00:41:39Oh, wow!
00:41:44That's the good shit!
00:41:46Now I got the mungies!
00:41:48You girls know what I want before I even say it!
00:42:01Wow, sirs!
00:42:03Getting kind of boring, to be honest.
00:42:06I mean, don't get me wrong.
00:42:08This is great, Paul.
00:42:09Every fucked up thing I can think of happens instantly.
00:42:13Boy, boobs, murder, boobs, weed, boobs!
00:42:19I mean, don't get me wrong, I mean, don't get me wrong.
00:42:49It's gonna be a grand, grand opening.
00:42:54I'll talk to that.
00:42:56Hell, I'll talk to anything.
00:43:12What more could a guy ask for?
00:43:14A little spontaneity, maybe.
00:43:17What the fuck did you just say, day-old ginger dare?
00:43:21Huh?
00:43:22Nothing?
00:43:23Hey, where's that dumb shit rabbit?
00:43:26All the weeds and titties you can handle,
00:43:28and you're asking for that egg-headed moron?
00:43:31Was supposed to meet up for a game of Yahtzee with the girls.
00:43:35Now wouldn't you rather play Twister with these hot pieces of ass?
00:43:40Every time we played, rabbit always pops a boner.
00:43:43Hmm, you like that shit, huh?
00:43:46Hell no.
00:43:47Made me jealous.
00:43:48Been a long time since I was able to do that.
00:43:52Whoa!
00:43:53TMI!
00:43:54You stay right there.
00:43:56Don't you move a muscle.
00:43:58I'll go look for that bald motherfucker.
00:44:00He's the only friend I got in here.
00:44:05Freak better be playing hide-and-seek.
00:44:08I need something to cheer me up.
00:44:12Oh, yeah.
00:44:14Rub some butter on it, girls.
00:44:16Glaze me.
00:44:17Oh, yeah.
00:44:18Due to unforeseen circumstances,
00:44:29my previous business was kind of a bust.
00:44:33What circumstances?
00:44:35Crazy bitch tried to kill me.
00:44:37Anyway, I want you to place these glorious yet functional collectibles
00:44:43around the alley in the seating areas
00:44:46and make sure everyone knows they can come up here
00:44:48and they're for sale at the counter.
00:44:50What's that for?
00:44:53Sell drinks to the kids in them.
00:44:55Tell their parents their sippy cups.
00:44:57Can't do.
00:44:58Most importantly is our price chart.
00:45:03First, we have a standard game of bowling
00:45:05that comes with shoes and a ball.
00:45:08We call it the standard game of bowling.
00:45:12And then there's option number two.
00:45:14This is the upsell.
00:45:16I call it the gutter ball.
00:45:17Okay, what's the gutter ball?
00:45:19Aha!
00:45:20The gutter ball.
00:45:21It will be the backbone of our success.
00:45:23Whenever a customer comes in here
00:45:26to ask for a number one,
00:45:28I will do what?
00:45:30Um, try and squeeze a number two out of him?
00:45:33Nope.
00:45:34You upsell the bastard.
00:45:36Exactamundo.
00:45:37I'm going to upsell him.
00:45:38The gutter ball is the biggest bonanza
00:45:41of the bowling experience.
00:45:43You never actually said what it is.
00:45:45Aha!
00:45:49I give you the gutter ball.
00:45:53Boss, you're a genius.
00:45:56I know.
00:45:57They'll get so high that their munchies
00:45:59will just get our profits through the roof.
00:46:02Okay, is this even legal?
00:46:03Huh?
00:46:04Oh, poof.
00:46:04Because this doesn't feel legal.
00:46:06Just don't get caught.
00:46:08So, is that all, Chief?
00:46:09I want to get a few balls in my lane
00:46:10before we open.
00:46:12There's one last thing.
00:46:13A selling point of epic proportions.
00:46:16Pizza, pins, pot pushing.
00:46:18I'm pretty sure we got it covered.
00:46:19That's the problem.
00:46:22Do you remember the dress code that you agreed to?
00:46:25The conditions of your employment?
00:46:27Do we have to?
00:46:28Oh, yes.
00:46:29Oh, mama, mama.
00:46:37Oh, come to Rabbit.
00:46:39Let Rabbit grab it.
00:46:41What?
00:46:42We talked about this, okay?
00:46:44I really want to be an actress,
00:46:46and although taking your top off
00:46:48can get you ahead,
00:46:50it also devalues me.
00:46:51Like you've had any already.
00:46:53It's the only reason you were hired
00:46:55in the first place.
00:46:56I was hired because I can do the books,
00:46:58and I'm not high.
00:47:00You girls go roll some balls
00:47:01while I polish my pants.
00:47:04Chief.
00:47:05God, that's a girl.
00:47:11You know, my mom always said
00:47:16that bowling is the most wholesome sport
00:47:19a lady can play.
00:47:20Why?
00:47:20Because you can play with big round balls
00:47:23without looking like a whore.
00:47:24My mom is a whore.
00:47:25Yeah, that's what my brother's had.
00:47:27I hate that guy.
00:47:32Hey!
00:47:33Hello?
00:47:36You've got one!
00:47:37Hi.
00:48:02Are you the manager?
00:48:03I am the owner of this establishment.
00:48:06Well, are you hiring?
00:48:08I'm so sorry, miss.
00:48:10I don't have any openings right now.
00:48:18You are so friggin' hired.
00:48:23Oh, here's your uniform, but don't you dare wear it.
00:48:33Thanks for all the blowies, girls.
00:48:41You've been great, but a stallion needs to run free.
00:48:46Whoa, where the hell do you think your candy-coated ass is going?
00:48:50I know that Chrome Dome rabbit just blew this taco stand.
00:48:54Now it's my turn.
00:48:56No, no, you don't.
00:48:58I told you he's here.
00:48:59He's just the reigning hide-and-seek champion.
00:49:02Haven't found him yet.
00:49:03Olly olly oxen fuckin' free.
00:49:06You're the reigning champ of talkin' out your ass.
00:49:09He's gone.
00:49:10Now I'm flyin' this coupe with or without you.
00:49:14No, no, what they got out there that I don't have in here?
00:49:16I wanna get laid for real.
00:49:18Dip my breadstick in some marinara.
00:49:23If he leaves, his strength will be at full power.
00:49:26Then I can ensnare him back into my bog world and grow and take over the world.
00:49:32I heard that, dumbass.
00:49:33So what?
00:49:34Let's go get that motherfucker.
00:49:37Now you're talkin'.
00:49:38You sure this is the place?
00:49:46That honky is definitely here.
00:49:48I could smell his high karate.
00:49:49Then what are we waiting for?
00:49:52Let's go get the prick.
00:49:54Whoa.
00:49:55Get a load of her.
00:49:58Are you comin' or what?
00:50:00You go ahead and do some rabbit recon.
00:50:02I wanna warm up.
00:50:04You gonna kill her?
00:50:05Uh, yeah.
00:50:07Sure.
00:50:08Have fun, freak.
00:50:09I always wondered if it's true.
00:50:13If I pork a real woman, I'll turn into a real man again.
00:50:17I intend to find out.
00:50:20Ah!
00:50:21Canvas screams, lady.
00:50:22What are you?
00:50:24For the first time in a long time, I'm horny as hell.
00:50:29You think I'm just some cheap floozy?
00:50:32Hell no.
00:50:33How much are you?
00:50:33How can you have any money if you don't have any pockets?
00:50:37Don't you worry, sugar boobs.
00:50:39I got dough.
00:50:43Wow.
00:50:44You just got real hot, cookie boy.
00:50:51You like that?
00:50:52Oh, yeah, baby.
00:50:54My dough is starting to rise.
00:50:56Show me what you got, sexy.
00:50:58Yeah.
00:51:03Oh, wow.
00:51:15Boo.
00:51:16Oh, shit.
00:51:18Surprised to see me, motherfucker?
00:51:20A little bit.
00:51:22How did you find me?
00:51:23I followed the slime trail.
00:51:25Why do you always have to harsh my mellow?
00:51:27I've got a good thing going here.
00:51:30You stole my magic weed, motherfucker.
00:51:32Lots of chumps walking around here playing with their balls, thank you very much.
00:51:37They'll do nicely in my bong world.
00:51:39I'll be stronger than ever because of you.
00:51:42These people are happy.
00:51:44And because they're happy, I'm happy.
00:51:47And that's what people want.
00:51:49True happiness.
00:51:51Not the fake shit you sell.
00:51:53Oh, shove that happy shit up your ass.
00:51:55Look at that couple over there.
00:51:57They're happy, see?
00:51:59Where?
00:51:59I don't see nothing.
00:52:00Huh?
00:52:01Huh?
00:52:01Oh, baby.
00:52:06I don't know if this will work, but I sure am digging it.
00:52:09Oh, Ginny.
00:52:10I've never had it this good before.
00:52:12Oh, no.
00:52:13Oh, not yet.
00:52:15I'm gonna cream.
00:52:17Here we go.
00:52:18Nothing here.
00:52:32That's it.
00:52:33Trademark and patent pending.
00:52:36Now, if you kids would just scoot along, I got some high-pressure business to take care of.
00:52:41Let's spin it.
00:52:46Oh, right hand on green.
00:52:51Occupied.
00:52:57Occupied.
00:52:59Oh, how do I miss it?
00:53:01Not a proper, pal.
00:53:04Let's play again.
00:53:06This is the best game ever.
00:53:07This is all they ever do.
00:53:10The tank bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.
00:53:15It's so degrading.
00:53:17I know.
00:53:18They never let me play.
00:53:20Say something for me.
00:53:21Rabbit?
00:53:22Yeah.
00:53:24Really got to rap with you about something.
00:53:26Can it, Wayne?
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28I'm in the middle of some high-pressure competition here.
00:53:33Come on, Brosario Dawson.
00:53:35We got to talk.
00:53:36Now.
00:53:37Look, the girls and I were talking, and we all decided that enough is enough.
00:53:42We need to get out of here and get back to our complicated, screwed-up, kind of normal lives.
00:53:47And you are going to pull up those tranny socks, Rabbit.
00:53:49Help us out.
00:53:50Trannies.
00:53:54We've been over this a thousand times.
00:53:56She's changed the whole bong world.
00:54:00She who must not be named...
00:54:02You mean me?
00:54:04If you say her name, she'll show up and harsh our marvelous mellow.
00:54:14Come on, dude.
00:54:17She sealed up all the rabbit holes.
00:54:19Sorry, I can't help you.
00:54:21Don't you want to get out there and do what you do?
00:54:24Whatever you guys want to do.
00:54:26It's cool.
00:54:27Rabbit.
00:54:29Teach us the ways of nothing, Head.
00:54:32I don't know.
00:54:34Come on, dude.
00:54:35We're all just wasting away in here.
00:54:38At least out there in that cruel, cruel world.
00:54:41If we have a chance to one day...
00:54:45I got nothing.
00:54:48Please...
00:54:48Show us your home.
00:54:51Prepare yourself for...
00:54:54The Punishers!
00:54:57What in the name?
00:55:07You sure we can't hang around for just a little while longer?
00:55:25Careful, Prudes.
00:55:27They've been known to chew right on through chastity belts.
00:55:36So ew.
00:55:38Total ew.
00:55:39The Punishers don't care if your carpet is clean.
00:55:43They're gonna munch it anyway.
00:55:45Look at those taters.
00:55:48You limp dicks better get your asses gone.
00:55:51Time is my money.
00:55:52Do you think they're gonna save us?
00:56:02We're screwed.
00:56:03Whoa.
00:56:19Whoa.
00:56:21Check out all this cool stuff.
00:56:25There's a crowbar in my pants.
00:56:27Yeah, more like a thimble.
00:56:28Wow.
00:56:30Oh.
00:56:31Dude, look at all the little eevees.
00:56:34And check out you two kinky freaks.
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:38I look good.
00:56:39How'd you change your clothes?
00:56:40Anything is possible once you master the world of...
00:56:45Nothing Head.
00:57:01You bitches gonna like this.
00:57:14No, we won't.
00:57:15Probably not.
00:57:16You bitches gonna like this.
00:57:28No, we won't.
00:57:30We probably won't.
00:57:31If you're looking for weed, grass, coosh, pooch, stems, chemicals, stink or skunk, go to one of our lousy competitors.
00:57:50But if you're looking for the finest of the fine, visit E.B.'s Magical Weed Dispensary.
00:57:57Because we have the finest in town.
00:58:00It's totally great shit.
00:58:03Don't be drab and dreary.
00:58:04Visit E.B.'s Magical Weed Dispensary and get cherry.
00:58:09It's the happiest shit.
00:58:11Credit cards and trays, strictly unacceptable.
00:58:14We give you big coosh.
00:58:17You give us big cash.
00:58:19Yes.
00:58:19And if you're on the fence...
00:58:21Then you're a total loser.
00:58:23We have this.
00:58:33Free shows daily.
00:58:53Devil, do you approve?
00:59:16I did it all for you.
00:59:18Well, mostly you.
00:59:20Do you like it?
00:59:23Any minute now, our knights in shining cargo shorts are going to come.
00:59:53Come and save the day.
00:59:54They can take their time.
00:59:57Sorry to enjoy this.
00:59:59So you're taking the whole empowerment route with this?
01:00:02I suppose so.
01:00:05Then so am I.
01:00:07You jerked it.
01:00:08Kinky.
01:00:11On the ropes, you don't.
01:00:12What is wrong with you?
01:00:13Hurry up.
01:00:15Oh my God, oh my God.
01:00:17I didn't turn it up.
01:00:20Do you think that raised the money yet?
01:00:24I sure hope so.
01:00:25They don't have to screwing around up there.
01:00:27I have faith in them.
01:00:29Thanks for one of those.
01:00:35Oh, her boobs.
01:00:36You just sit right there.
01:00:41Leave it to me.
01:00:42Girl, knock yourself out.
01:00:44You won't hear a peep from my ass.
01:00:46Today's my big grand opening.
01:00:48There's so many victims.
01:00:51Customers, whatever.
01:00:52Don't worry, your tits.
01:00:53You'll make a killing.
01:00:55Burk like a dog.
01:01:08I said burk like a dog.
01:01:11Burk like a dog.
01:01:15You know I hate Pomeranians.
01:01:18Show us where the rabbit hole is.
01:01:20Do you think the guys have the money yet?
01:01:26I don't know if they even care anymore.
01:01:30Shh.
01:01:31Why all of them?
01:01:32Amy's here.
01:01:33Whoa.
01:01:33What the fuck is going on here?
01:01:35This isn't a wikening.
01:01:37You bitches is nasty.
01:01:39I can use you later.
01:01:40Damn.
01:01:42Oh, the sights we could show you.
01:01:44I know you could.
01:01:46But you skanks need to save her for later.
01:01:48I'm going to go get my money.
01:01:50Show us the rabbit hole.
01:01:54Show us the rabbit hole cookie brains.
01:02:04I hope I didn't just kill my only two customers.
01:02:13It's you.
01:02:13In the flesh.
01:02:22FYI, there can be a lot more of that if you know what I mean.
01:02:27I don't.
01:02:30Flesh.
01:02:31A lot.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:32I seriously doubt it.
01:02:34And, uh, uh, God, please don't.
01:02:36Just thought I'd put it out there.
01:02:38Okay, well, put it back.
01:02:41God, put it way back, perv.
01:02:43Huh?
01:02:44My face.
01:02:45Hello.
01:02:45The thing that's talking?
01:02:48Oh.
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:50I don't like to bog myself down with details.
01:02:55What do you want?
01:02:56I just thought I'd drop by and see how it's going.
01:03:01Big day.
01:03:02First day and all.
01:03:03Yeah, okay.
01:03:04You're the only person to walk in here.
01:03:06Um, if anyone asks.
01:03:08Well, that's a good omen for any entrepreneur.
01:03:13Yeah, you know, actually, I looked you up at the Better Business Bureau.
01:03:16Mm, not so much.
01:03:17Details.
01:03:19Details.
01:03:20Details.
01:03:25Ah.
01:03:26Hello, ladies.
01:03:27Let me know if you have any questions.
01:03:30I almost did.
01:03:31I almost did.
01:03:34Rabbit wanna grab it.
01:03:37I think I'll peruse your merchandise.
01:03:42Is, um, something you like?
01:03:45Is there, uh, something you wanna try that I have?
01:03:48Maybe.
01:03:49Sentences, ladies.
01:03:50They're the backbone of communication.
01:03:59Can you show me that why?
01:04:02We heard it gets you free weed.
01:04:04Just for tokes.
01:04:06I kinda have two of my own.
01:04:11Ladies, if I may, your actions were commendable.
01:04:16Well, and so are your hooties.
01:04:20And I want you to know that it was all not for naught.
01:04:26You have free weed?
01:04:29Not exactly.
01:04:30And then what exactly?
01:04:36Rabbit wanna grab it.
01:04:37Screw you.
01:04:38Grab yourself, dickhead.
01:04:42Talk about mixed messages.
01:04:44I don't know.
01:04:45Seemed pretty clear to me.
01:04:48Show us the rabbit hole.
01:04:50Show us the rabbit hole.
01:04:52You're gonna get it.
01:04:52All they do is get out of here.
01:04:55You.
01:04:57Sarah.
01:04:58What?
01:04:59Look.
01:05:01Oh, my God.
01:05:03What is that?
01:05:05A rabbit hole.
01:05:07A portal?
01:05:08It's been here the whole time.
01:05:09We can get out of here.
01:05:10Ah!
01:05:10Oh, now how come we leave their sweet faces here?
01:05:16Oh, we have to go.
01:05:17We'll probably come right back through.
01:05:19Very true, but we have to try.
01:05:20Bye.
01:05:20Okay, after you.
01:05:21God, I can't stand all these idiots.
01:05:33Everything's going according to plan, honey.
01:05:36No!
01:05:36It's just a bunch of cheap morons and derelicts.
01:05:40I'm so gonna whack all of them.
01:05:41Ooh, baby, just slow your roll, sweet ass.
01:05:44You'll get your chance.
01:05:45But it's not like it was last time.
01:05:47I can't get them separate enough to do the deed.
01:05:49And worst of all...
01:05:51You found a conscience somewhere in those boobs?
01:05:55God, no.
01:05:56It's all those stupid questions.
01:06:00I can't take it.
01:06:02Honey, that's customer service.
01:06:04No.
01:06:04I'm so gonna sacrifice all of them.
01:06:07Whoa, ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:06:09Save your energy for when you need it.
01:06:11And, bitch, you're gonna need it.
01:06:15You're right.
01:06:16I just need to stay calm.
01:06:18I can do this.
01:06:20Now you're using your hairsprayed head.
01:06:22Now, go back out there and do your thing.
01:06:25Thanks, E.B.
01:06:26My pleasure, bitch.
01:06:30Hey, ladies.
01:06:32I, uh...
01:06:32I got some killer weed in the back if you want to try it.
01:06:36Yeah.
01:06:37Come on.
01:06:38Totally safe.
01:06:40Come in this bathroom.
01:06:41Mm-hmm.
01:06:42Can I try it?
01:06:45No.
01:06:46It's strong enough for a bald-ass orangutan, but it's kind of made for a woman, so...
01:06:50Sorry.
01:06:51Oh, I needed that.
01:07:03I wanted to do that so bad.
01:07:05Can I...
01:07:05Oh, that was good.
01:07:12I'm sorry.
01:07:13What were you saying?
01:07:15Where are the girls?
01:07:16Oh, they are gone.
01:07:18They are so far gone.
01:07:20Not that they were there to begin with.
01:07:23Cock!
01:07:23Hey, put it in a jar.
01:07:25You got customers.
01:07:26Sarah?
01:07:39You know these people?
01:07:41Uh, yes.
01:07:43Uh, they're old friends of mine.
01:07:45Uh, this is not Sarah, apparently, and, uh, this is Misty, and, uh, this is, uh, Miss Lucifer.
01:07:55I don't suppose you came here to buy anything, either.
01:08:01The road to discovery led us here.
01:08:04Say what?
01:08:04We came here looking for some guy, I think.
01:08:07This guy?
01:08:08Oh, you must be real hard up.
01:08:11Mm, you could say that again.
01:08:14But don't.
01:08:15Are you Larnell?
01:08:17Au contraire.
01:08:19I'm Rabbit.
01:08:21Larnell...
01:08:22Larnell.
01:08:23No way!
01:08:25The fun's just getting started.
01:08:33That's right, motherfuckers!
01:08:35EB's back!
01:08:37She likes to say that a lot.
01:08:39I told you not to say her name.
01:08:42Can't tell if you fuck buckets are surprised to see me, or if that's just your normal stupid faces.
01:08:46Oh, great.
01:08:48The poopiest party poop.
01:08:49Who do we have here?
01:08:50The ginger little dick man.
01:08:52How the hell did you get here?
01:08:54I whacked a demon in sexy hell and jumped through a flaming pussy.
01:08:57You?
01:08:57This set of tits attached to a pole dragged my ass here.
01:09:01Did you say sexy hell?
01:09:06Yeah, sexy hell.
01:09:07And that's where I'm going, even if I have to whack all of you to do it.
01:09:10Could you just whack me?
01:09:13Rabbit!
01:09:13Just kidding.
01:09:17Our chosen course is the only one to wellness.
01:09:21Huh?
01:09:21We're not going anywhere except for the hospital.
01:09:23These girls are barely hanging on.
01:09:25Let me help you get it there faster.
01:09:27Bon voyage tits.
01:09:46Don't forget to ride.
01:09:48How could you?
01:09:50You're a scones throw away from getting it, girly.
01:09:52Don't help that bitch.
01:09:53You pudding-head fuck.
01:09:55Dead asses don't help me.
01:09:57Who fucking cares what you want?
01:09:59I'm just happy to be killing again.
01:10:00Makes me feel like a man again.
01:10:03Ah!
01:10:03You really are a dummy.
01:10:05Don't not test me.
01:10:07No, no.
01:10:08I won't be.
01:10:09I won't be.
01:10:13Oh, no.
01:10:14Oh, no.
01:10:16You're coming with me.
01:10:25Oh, hey, hey.
01:10:26I'm not going back to that shit hole.
01:10:28Oh, yeah.
01:10:38Oh, fuck.
01:10:39I was just getting started.
01:10:43Oh, fuck.
01:10:43Oh, fuck.
01:10:43Oh, fuck.
01:10:43Oh, fuck.
01:10:43Oh, fuck.
01:10:44Oh, fuck.
01:10:44Oh, fuck.
01:10:44Oh, fuck.
01:10:45Oh, fuck.
01:10:46Oh, fuck.
01:10:46Oh, fuck.
01:10:51Sexy hell is fucking rad.
01:11:04Bitch, could you be more of a sorority slut?
01:11:07Shut up.
01:11:08You're spoiling it.
01:11:10You don't tell me to shut up.
01:11:12I tell you to shut up.
01:11:13It's so sexy.
01:11:15It's so sexy.
01:11:15It's so sexy.
01:11:22It's the nuns.
01:11:23They're more than happy to leave you to your own devices.
01:11:26I'm sure there's so many devices here.
01:11:30I'm sure there's so much more than happy to do.
01:11:32I expected a little more from that voice.
01:11:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:45I expected a little more from that voice.
01:11:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:47That's what they all say.
01:11:50Fuck you two.
01:11:51That is no way to talk to a lady.
01:11:55Silence, man.
01:11:57Come on.
01:11:58Who are you?
01:12:00I am so much more than happy to do.
01:12:01I am Beazel Bud.
01:12:03I praise the sexy hell.
01:12:06Lord of darkness.
01:12:10Ambassador of fucking delicate shit like that.
01:12:14I am so much more than happy to do.
01:12:30No, ew, ew, so ew.
01:12:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:12:34That's some hot shit right there, man.
01:12:40I've seen hotter.
01:12:42Hey, what's with you?
01:12:44I think all them clothes be harvesting your hotness.
01:12:49Sexy demon.
01:12:51Why don't you help them shed that duds for the penis of butt?
01:13:00So, this is where the magic happens.
01:13:17Wouldn't that be the kitchen?
01:13:19No, this is where they make the food disappear.
01:13:23A little restaurant humor.
01:13:26Very little.
01:13:27It's so elegant.
01:13:29It must have cost you a fortune.
01:13:31It did.
01:13:32I inherited a small fortune from a nephew who croaked.
01:13:37He died?
01:13:38Aw, he must have loved you so much.
01:13:41Never met him.
01:13:42You never met him?
01:13:44No, I was too busy getting high over multiple dimensions.
01:13:49That's a long story.
01:13:52I'd love to share it with you over coffee one day.
01:13:56That's okay.
01:13:57Okay.
01:14:04I'm not going back to the old rabbit.
01:14:06I'm not going back to the old rabbit.
01:14:08I'm not going back to the old rabbit.
01:14:10Then don't.
01:14:15So.
01:14:17Would you like to meet the rest of the crew and...
01:14:21Let's do it.
01:14:22This way.
01:14:25Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
01:14:26The pool!
01:14:27The pool!
01:14:28The pool!
01:14:29Hey, hey!
01:14:30Hey! What the fuck now?
01:14:33Oh!
01:14:34Yay!
01:14:43Oh my god, you suck.
01:14:45I like the sound of that.
01:14:50I'm thinking a sacrifice is on the menu for a change.
01:14:54At least it's not the other thing.
01:14:58After the orgy, of course.
01:15:00This is sexy, you know?
01:15:05I don't care.
01:15:14It's lovely!
01:15:19Ladies, dinner is served.
01:15:24Aren't you going to taste it?
01:15:26Oh, we don't actually eat food.
01:15:28Yeah, no, we just take photos of it.
01:15:31What do you mean?
01:15:32You have to eat.
01:15:33We just live off supplements and brain water.
01:15:36I'm not sure if that's working.
01:15:39Here, now, let's do the rabbit choo-choo train.
01:15:43Oh, my God.
01:15:44Oh, my God.
01:15:45Oh, yeah.
01:15:46Hi!
01:15:46Hi!
01:15:47Hi!
01:15:47Hi!
01:15:48Hi!
01:15:48Hi!
01:15:49Hi!
01:15:49Hi!
01:15:51Whoa.
01:15:52Mmm.
01:15:53Really?
01:15:54Mm-hmm.
01:15:54Let me try.
01:15:55Yeah.
01:15:56It's so good.
01:15:57It's so good.
01:16:01So silly.
01:16:04Oh my gosh. Stop it. There's no way it's better.
01:16:07So much better than vitamins.
01:16:13I know.
01:16:15Oh my gosh.
01:16:21I think they like it.
01:16:23Is it getting hot? Yes.
01:16:25These are amazing.
01:16:33Right now.
01:16:35Yes. Yes.
01:16:37Oh my God.
01:16:39Oh my God. Anyone else getting a little bit horny?
01:16:41Oh yeah.
01:16:43Maybe a lot of it.
01:16:45I already put my foot on vibrate.
01:16:49Oh yeah.
01:16:51These are amazing.
01:16:55I think she's so good.
01:16:57Oh my God.
01:16:59Oh my God.
01:17:01Oh my God.
01:17:03Oh my God.
01:17:05Oh my God.
01:17:07Oh my God.
01:17:09I still want to kill you but...
01:17:11I need Evie to keep the portal open.
01:17:13Wait till I get out of this.
01:17:15You're all gonna get a kick in the ass.
01:17:17Let's start ceremony.
01:17:19Let's start ceremony by ceremony.
01:17:21I'm fucked up.
01:17:23Gross ass.
01:17:25Oh my God.
01:17:27Turn your lights out.
01:17:29And take off all your clothes.
01:17:31I want addiction.
01:17:33I want addiction.
01:17:35Yeah.
01:17:36That's key.
01:17:37Oh wow.
01:17:38Three questions.
01:17:39Type.
01:17:40Unto the floor.
01:17:41God.
01:17:42What now?
01:17:43Using only the finest weed on earth.
01:17:51We will create life.
01:17:53We need to get started.
01:17:55The storm is coming.
01:17:57Right you are, motherfucker.
01:17:59Flour.
01:18:01Mound sugar.
01:18:03Yellow cake.
01:18:05Eggs.
01:18:07Nuts.
01:18:09More nuts.
01:18:11For the final ingredient.
01:18:13Ginger weed.
01:18:30This shit doesn't look like much.
01:18:32How the fuck is that supposed to help us?
01:18:34Ready.
01:18:38Time to plug him in.
01:18:40Let's bake.
01:18:41Let's bake.
01:18:46Get that motherfucking larsome, motherfucker.
01:18:49Holy shit.
01:18:50Motherfucking ginger weed.
01:18:52Get to hide.
01:18:53Woohoo.
01:18:54Get to hide.
01:18:55Get to hide.
01:18:56Get to hide.
01:18:57Get to hide.
01:19:10Go.
01:19:11Twelve.
01:19:13Where'd they get her, hoes or us?
01:19:15Jesus.
01:19:21Welcome to La Lapine.
01:19:23Here you go.
01:19:25Took ya long enough.
01:19:26I'm sorry.
01:19:28Yeah, you are.
01:19:29Actually.
01:19:30Is this a joke?
01:19:34No, I don't think so.
01:19:36You know what? Don't get smart with me, you little bitch.
01:19:38All right?
01:19:39It's not my fault that you make minimum wage.
01:19:42You could at least crack a smile.
01:19:46You know, I come here a lot, all right?
01:19:48And I spend a lot of money here.
01:19:51We've only been open for an hour.
01:19:53Get your manager.
01:19:56Are you the manager?
01:19:58Oh, no.
01:19:59Now stop fucking around and go get your manager.
01:20:02I'm not in trouble, am I?
01:20:03I can't go back to prison.
01:20:05Bad vibes.
01:20:07Jeez.
01:20:09What seems to be the problem here, miss?
01:20:12You're the manager?
01:20:14Actually, I'm the owner.
01:20:16Another smartass, I see.
01:20:19And what the hell's going on with these whores over here?
01:20:22Got their titties out.
01:20:24They're French.
01:20:25My kid doesn't need to see that, okay?
01:20:31Look at him.
01:20:33Your kid?
01:20:34Don't talk about my family, okay?
01:20:37What exactly is it that you want?
01:20:40Don't interrupt me again.
01:20:41I'm the customer, and I pay your salary, okay?
01:20:45Not if you don't order.
01:20:47I'm trying to make a point, all right?
01:20:49Like the point on your head.
01:20:51Then make it.
01:20:53I'll just take a number one.
01:20:55And make it quick, okay?
01:20:56Because I have places to go, people to see, and things to do.
01:21:00Right away.
01:21:04Why are you still standing there?
01:21:06Shell shocked?
01:21:07Chop, chop.
01:21:08Okay?
01:21:08My husband is a lawyer.
01:21:14Asshole.
01:21:20What just happened?
01:21:22It's sexy hell.
01:21:23Honey buns, I'm home.
01:21:33And this time, it's war.
01:21:35Whoa, man, that's harsh.
01:21:38Why don't you just grease these two and be done with it?
01:21:40You mean I finally get to whack Sarah?
01:21:44Yeah, whatever, man.
01:21:45They've been so unsexy since they've been here.
01:21:48It's been my life's work.
01:21:51But it would be too easy.
01:21:52What do you think?
01:21:54Honestly.
01:21:55Just do your thing, man.
01:21:57I want to get this gross-ass orgy started so that we can go fuck her to the butt.
01:22:02Yeah, why not?
01:22:05Nobody's killing us today.
01:22:08Why'd you hear us either?
01:22:10We're getting out of here.
01:22:10Doesn't anybody knock anymore, man?
01:22:30Who the fuck are you?
01:22:33Your worst nightmare.
01:22:34Yeah, I'm Ginger Weed Man.
01:22:37I've been sent by Mom and Dad to save you.
01:22:41Mom and Dad?
01:22:43Rabbit and Eevee, how is that even possible?
01:22:45What the fuck is this shit?
01:22:47I believe in weeds, not words.
01:22:50I'm sending you back where you came from, you freaking hippie.
01:22:53Come with weed if you want to live.
01:23:05Do not cross me, asshole.
01:23:07The land is mine.
01:23:09You, sir, must be weedinated.
01:23:11I really hate you, bitches.
01:23:28Likewise, demon crotch.
01:23:30Sick or...
01:23:31Weird sack.
01:23:33Yeah.
01:23:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:23:41Mm-hmm.
01:23:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:23:50What was in that shit?
01:23:52Me.
01:23:53I feel like I'm rising like a souffle here.
01:23:56To transverse the mission, you must become one with it.
01:24:00What the fuck are you talking about?
01:24:02Aw, he's kind of magical when he's not so killy.
01:24:07Game face, Luan.
01:24:09Yeah.
01:24:11Is this real?
01:24:13Why is that clown walking towards me?
01:24:15What are you doing there?
01:24:17Whoa!
01:24:19Oh shit! This is hurting!
01:24:21This is hurting Sarah! Sarah stop!
01:24:23I'm in the land!
01:24:25What the fuck name are you going by?
01:24:27Oh god! This is hurting!
01:24:29Oh no!
01:24:31Oh no!
01:24:41Wow!
01:24:43I've never seen you like that!
01:24:45You know me neither!
01:24:47Sometimes I get so rrrrrr
01:24:49I don't even recognize myself!
01:24:51Cool! Now that he's out of here
01:24:53we can start that little domination thing!
01:24:55What about the origin?
01:24:57No time babe!
01:24:59No! You promised me a gross!
01:25:01Sorgie!
01:25:03Chillax man!
01:25:05We're just gonna
01:25:07get on out of here
01:25:09I have a telepathic link back home!
01:25:11Nice!
01:25:12Thanks!
01:25:13Make it so!
01:25:14You need us up more!
01:25:39No!
01:25:40That's exactly what I was hoping they were!
01:25:42Huh!
01:25:43That could only mean one thing!
01:25:46Huh!
01:25:47Where is that little pervert?
01:25:48Get to the point jerks!
01:25:50Let me out of these hula hoops!
01:25:51You ginger dead man stand before us
01:25:52A prisoner of your own devices!
01:25:54It could only mean one thing.
01:25:58Where is that little pervert?
01:26:00Get to the point, jerks. Let me out of these hula hoops.
01:26:04You, ginger dead man, stand before us, a prisoner of your own devices, a mockery of pastry kind.
01:26:10You know the charges put forth against you.
01:26:13What charges?
01:26:15You are hereby formally charged with murder, mayhem, callousness, wanton, drug use.
01:26:22Oh! Is that all you got?
01:26:25And your worst offense. You taste like poop.
01:26:29Milk.
01:26:30You're not even semi-sweet.
01:26:32You is a bad man, man.
01:26:35Oui, oui. Bathrooms to the left, you big ugly dick.
01:26:39How do you plead?
01:26:41Kiss my donut holes.
01:26:52In the morning, in the night, when I don't feel so right, up through the misty haze, the green old bright and up my days.
01:27:17Clouds of smoke to clear my mind, just a puff to help unwind.
01:27:23Everywhere I go, I take it.
01:27:26Oh, it's like I can't escape it.
01:27:28Only thing I need.
01:27:31Only thing I need.
01:27:33Mean green, wicked weed.
01:27:36Heaven from the devil's sea.
01:27:39Feeling for it every day.
01:27:41You know I want that Mary Jane.
01:27:44Mean green, wicked weed.
01:27:47You've got a hold of me.
01:27:50Feeling for it every day.
01:27:52You know I want that Mary Jane.
01:27:54Light the fire, spark the tree.
01:27:58Make it a part of me.
01:28:00Think of all the life it breathes.
01:28:03Just growing from those little seeds.
01:28:06I need my smoke today.
01:28:08Work too hard to get home late.
01:28:11I just need a brain.
01:28:13Oh, one more toe that I can take.
01:28:17Only thing I need.
01:28:19Only thing I need.
01:28:20What's that?
01:28:21Mean green, we can't be.
01:28:24Heaven from the devil's sea.
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