Fake Fiancé, Real Fire shortmintz

Miss Boss

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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.

00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!

00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!

00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!

00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!

00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!

00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:00:27You are such a simpleton!

00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!

00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to yourself!

00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:00:40Right back at you!

00:00:42I fucking hate you!

00:00:44I fucking hate you more!

00:01:00So, you were arrested. Again!

00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.

00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!

00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.

00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!

00:01:28Good boy!

00:01:29Oh!

00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:31Hey!

00:01:32I'm here, we are!

00:01:33Oh!

00:01:34Oh!

00:01:35Oh!

00:01:40Okay, come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:42Hey!

00:01:43I'm here, we are!

00:01:44Oh!

00:01:45Hey, Jane!

00:01:46Oh!

00:01:47Oh!

00:01:48Oh!

00:01:50Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:55You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.

00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.

00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.

00:02:09I make my own money.

00:02:10Oh, you see, see. Underwear modeling, Lord.

00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man foam.

00:02:17That means free underwear for life.

00:02:20For life.

00:02:21Some parents would be proud.

00:02:22Yeah?

00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.

00:02:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Volino Cosmetics.

00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?

00:02:38All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?

00:02:40And don't be late.

00:02:41Bye, Dad.

00:02:54Excuse me.

00:02:55Hello, my Gucci.

00:02:56Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?

00:02:57He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?

00:02:58Like you, Amelia.

00:02:59Good one, Romulus.

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00:03:23These are great.

00:03:34I still don't have what I'm looking for.

00:03:37Do you guys mind staying a little longer?

00:03:39No problem.

00:03:40Cool.

00:03:41Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.

00:03:48Hi.

00:03:49I'm Michelangelo.

00:03:51Chantal.

00:03:52Nice to meet you.

00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.

00:03:57I've got tickets to the premiere.

00:04:02Hold that up.

00:04:05Hey, Dad.

00:04:06Where the hell were you?

00:04:08Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.

00:04:10You're supposed to be at the office.

00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.

00:04:15I can meet him later.

00:04:17Now it's two ladies back on the plane again.

00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.

00:04:21Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.

00:04:24You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.

00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.

00:04:30You interned.

00:04:31You went to business school.

00:04:33You have potential.

00:04:35Okay, but you say you want to be the CEO.

00:04:38Well, you're going to have to prove it.

00:04:39Because so far, I ain't seen the end date from you.

00:04:44Bye, Dad.

00:04:45Hey.

00:04:48You okay?

00:04:51Yeah.

00:04:52Um, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.

00:04:55So, it's a really rare form of cancer.

00:05:13Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.

00:05:16There is an experimental treatment, but it's really expensive, and the insurance doesn't

00:05:25cover it.

00:05:26Don't worry about that.

00:05:28I have money saved.

00:05:31I'll find the rest.

00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?

00:05:34We're going to get through this together.

00:05:37Oh, yeah.

00:05:38Ciao, Gucci.

00:05:53Did she have a good walk?

00:05:57What's wrong?

00:06:03I'm sorry.

00:06:05This is...

00:06:05No, no, forget about it.

00:06:06I'm sorry about your sister.

00:06:08The treatments are just really expensive.

00:06:11I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but...

00:06:18It's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's going to need.

00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.

00:06:25After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.

00:06:31Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.

00:06:36You do?

00:06:36Come back tonight, and, uh, make something nice.

00:06:45Come on, Becky.

00:06:53Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.

00:06:58Except for the dog hair.

00:06:59Well, come with me.

00:07:03I have someone I want you to meet.

00:07:05Are they from Italy?

00:07:07Yes.

00:07:08Wow.

00:07:08Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.

00:07:12Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.

00:07:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?

00:07:19Mm-hmm.

00:07:20Yeah.

00:07:21Aren't you the cleaning lady?

00:07:23I'm a dog walker.

00:07:23Don't be so defensive.

00:07:27I wasn't.

00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.

00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.

00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?

00:07:40Amelia.

00:07:42Arrivederci, huh?

00:07:43Do you want to do me a favor?

00:07:56What?

00:07:57Exactly.

00:08:05How does it look?

00:08:06Not half bad.

00:08:07I mean, it's fine.

00:08:10Whatever.

00:08:14Let's do some sexy ones, okay?

00:08:16Or not.

00:08:17I don't feel like being your photographer all night.

00:08:20You work for my dad.

00:08:21You have to do what I say.

00:08:22You don't look like Romulus to me.

00:08:25Just a few more pictures.

00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.

00:08:29I don't need Tinder.

00:08:30I'm an underwear model.

00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.

00:08:35Whatever.

00:08:37For me another.

00:08:42I told you, I'm...

00:08:43Now!

00:08:47Fine.

00:08:53See, dog walker?

00:08:55That wasn't so hard.

00:08:59What the fuck?

00:09:01This is fucking product!

00:09:02I don't know.

00:09:07Asshole!

00:09:08You crazy bitch!

00:09:12Amelia!

00:09:13Whoa.

00:09:13What's wrong?

00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out.

00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.

00:09:21I'm going to be leaving.

00:09:22No, no, no.

00:09:22Please.

00:09:22I apologize.

00:09:24My son, he's just immature.

00:09:26All right?

00:09:27And that's why I invited you to put forward it.

00:09:31Please.

00:09:31All right?

00:09:32Just have a seat.

00:09:33All right?

00:09:34I promise.

00:09:34He'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.

00:09:36Won't you, son?

00:09:38So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.

00:09:44Cancer?

00:09:44And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.

00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.

00:09:54Okay.

00:09:55I want the business.

00:09:56I think we can make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.

00:10:04What kind of deal?

00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.

00:10:08No.

00:10:10You two just have to get married, that's all.

00:10:13What?

00:10:14What?

00:10:15Romulus, what are you saying?

00:10:17I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.

00:10:19Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.

00:10:26Well, Angelo, look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.

00:10:30And the best way to do that is to get married.

00:10:33We're not even a match.

00:10:35We hate each other.

00:10:36At least I do.

00:10:37Obviously.

00:10:38But see, there's something uncommon already.

00:10:41Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.

00:10:46Oh, yeah.

00:10:46We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.

00:10:50She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.

00:10:52I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?

00:10:56But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.

00:11:00You two have chemistry.

00:11:02Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.

00:11:04As if.

00:11:05Romulus, isn't there another way?

00:11:08I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.

00:11:10Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?

00:11:13Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.

00:11:22What's it gonna be?

00:11:26What's it gonna be?

00:11:27Fine.

00:11:31I'll do it.

00:11:32For Betsy.

00:11:37Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.

00:11:41If you're not gonna agree to marry her,

00:11:44then you're gonna lose the business.

00:11:47And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.

00:11:50What the hell, Dad?

00:11:51Fuck it.

00:11:55Fine.

00:11:56I'll do it.

00:11:57Now, let's just go into the office now.

00:12:01The lorries have already drafted the contract.

00:12:03And, son, we're gonna need some champagne.

00:12:07I read my mind.

00:12:08Try and make yourself look decent at home.

00:12:13You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.

00:12:16Followed by a wedding planned by me.

00:12:19And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.

00:12:23I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.

00:12:25Anyway.

00:12:26You must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.

00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,

00:12:34but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?

00:12:38That's why this has to be our own secret.

00:12:41Hope we agreed.

00:12:43Sure.

00:12:44All right.

00:12:45Sign here.

00:12:49Salute to the new couple.

00:13:07So, your place or mine?

00:13:19I'm not staying at a doghouse.

00:13:21Fine.

00:13:22Then we'll stay at yours.

00:13:23So, this is Michelangelo's place.

00:13:35It's like a museum in here.

00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.

00:13:40Ugh.

00:13:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:13:55What was this?

00:13:57Put it in the trash.

00:13:58This isn't trash.

00:13:59These are my sisters.

00:14:00She's an artist.

00:14:01So, put them in your room.

00:14:03I said you could live here, not decorate.

00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.

00:14:06Is it clashing with your banana hammock?

00:14:08That's man-thong.

00:14:10It's trademarked.

00:14:15Look, I gotta go meet somebody.

00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,

00:14:18I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.

00:14:21It's electric.

00:14:27Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.

00:14:31You might want to start wearing that.

00:14:34Gee, thanks.

00:14:35Welcome.

00:14:42You're getting married?

00:14:44Shh, Betsy.

00:14:45Don't tell the whole world.

00:14:47Sorry, Amelia.

00:14:49It's just...

00:14:50It's not like you.

00:14:52You're so reserved.

00:14:55Safe.

00:14:57Like I always taught you.

00:15:00Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.

00:15:04And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.

00:15:09So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.

00:15:12Michelangelo?

00:15:13The Ninja Turtle?

00:15:15No.

00:15:17Michelangelo...

00:15:18Dino Valeno?

00:15:19Maybe you've heard of him?

00:15:21Michelangelo Dino Valeno?

00:15:23Michelangelo Dino Valeno?

00:15:24Michelangelo Dino Valeno?

00:15:25No.

00:15:26Shh.

00:15:27Michelangelo Dino Valeno?

00:15:28Michelangelo Dino Valeno?

00:15:29Like start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?

00:15:31How did you even meet?

00:15:32His dad is one of my clients.

00:15:36It's been a whirlwind of a romance.

00:15:39He's so toxic.

00:15:43Speak of the devil.

00:15:47Oh, yeah.

00:15:49You know, that's probably an old issue.

00:15:52This is a doctor's office.

00:15:55Amelia.

00:15:57Betsy Carlisle?

00:16:00Doctor's ready.

00:16:02We'll talk about this later.

00:16:03We're ready to get wet, baby.

00:16:28We're already wet.

00:16:29Where did that come from?

00:16:47Nice place, I love the artwork.

00:17:15Thanks, finally.

00:17:17Ooh, good taste.

00:17:21Oh, I'm good.

00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.

00:17:24More for me.

00:17:29You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bed.

00:17:33Who are you?

00:17:46Who are you?

00:17:48Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.

00:17:53Whatever.

00:17:55Can you guys just keep it down?

00:17:57I have work tomorrow morning.

00:17:59This is my house?

00:18:01We will be as loud as we want to be.

00:18:04Scream at the top of our lungs!

00:18:07You've got to be kidding me.

00:18:09What's wrong, dog walker?

00:18:11Who's jealous?

00:18:13Jealous? I'm not jealous!

00:18:17Sweet dreams!

00:18:24I can't believe he said I was jealous.

00:18:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?

00:18:30Even if he is kinda hot.

00:18:32See you later.

00:18:50And, um, don't worry about last night.

00:18:54Sorry.

00:18:55I had one too many to drink it.

00:18:57It won't happen again.

00:18:58You better not.

00:19:11How's the hangover, roomie?

00:19:13Not now.

00:19:14My head's killing me.

00:19:15We need to talk about last night.

00:19:17No.

00:19:18What we need to do is order a three egg omelette and home fries.

00:19:21I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.

00:19:24Monogamy wasn't in the contract.

00:19:26But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.

00:19:29And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.

00:19:32Fine.

00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.

00:19:34Just give me my phone.

00:19:35My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.

00:19:39And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.

00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want.

00:19:45Yeah, no shit.

00:19:46I'm serious.

00:19:48Don't screw this up.

00:19:50I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.

00:19:53I know what I'm doing.

00:19:55Dog walker.

00:19:56And just so we're clear.

00:19:57I will fuck whoever I want.

00:19:59Whenever I want.

00:20:00Wherever I want.

00:20:01Fine.

00:20:03Do whatever you want.

00:20:05Sorry.

00:20:07It's a bit harsh.

00:20:08I'm just really...

00:20:11hungover.

00:20:13That could have gone better.

00:20:15Hey, baby.

00:20:16You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.

00:20:17You're rich now.

00:20:18I know.

00:20:19I like it.

00:20:20It's good to hear.

00:20:21You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.

00:20:25Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?

00:20:26Oh, fine.

00:20:27Yeah.

00:20:28We're still getting to know each other.

00:20:29All right.

00:20:30Well, give him time, all right?

00:20:31Oh, and listen.

00:20:32He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?

00:20:33Look, I promise.

00:20:34I wouldn't be so sure.

00:20:35Yeah.

00:20:36You're right.

00:20:37Well, we'll see you later.

00:20:38Yeah.

00:20:39Come on, Gucci.

00:20:40Yeah.

00:20:41Come on.

00:20:42Come on.

00:20:43Come on.

00:20:44Yeah.

00:20:45Come on.

00:20:46Come on.

00:20:47Come on.

00:20:48Yeah.

00:20:49Yeah.

00:20:50Yeah.

00:20:51Yeah.

00:20:52Yeah.

00:20:53Yeah.

00:20:54Yeah.

00:20:55Yeah.

00:20:56Yeah.

00:20:57Yeah.

00:20:58Yeah.

00:20:59Bye, Gucci.

00:21:03Hey, Amelia.

00:21:04Hey, Jake.

00:21:07Gucci, no!

00:21:08Royce!

00:21:09I see a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.

00:21:14It's to see you up close for once.

00:21:16Yeah.

00:21:17Same here.

00:21:25Sorry.

00:21:26Gucci's a bit crazy.

00:21:28This whole family, actually.

00:21:29All these rich people are nuts.

00:21:32I should make a reality show.

00:21:34The little dog owner is in Beverly Hills.

00:21:38Do you want to walk together?

00:21:40Let these two get to know each other?

00:21:42Yeah.

00:21:43Yeah.

00:21:44I'd like that.

00:21:49So, how long have you been a dog walker?

00:21:52A couple months.

00:21:53I like it.

00:21:54I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.

00:21:56Barista.

00:21:57Booper driver.

00:21:58Delivery guy.

00:21:59Movie extra?

00:22:00You were in a movie.

00:22:01Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.

00:22:02I was trying to impress you.

00:22:03How about you?

00:22:04How long have you been doing this?

00:22:05I don't know.

00:22:06My whole life, I guess.

00:22:07It started as a summer job and then I turned it into my own business.

00:22:10I want to open a doggy daycare someday.

00:22:11Wow.

00:22:12I guess you really like dogs.

00:22:13Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.

00:22:14If you want to hang out with this human sometime.

00:22:17My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.

00:22:18Do you want to go?

00:22:19I have to admit I had a crush on you.

00:22:20You did?

00:22:21Yeah.

00:22:22I still do.

00:22:23He's cute.

00:22:24I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.

00:22:25I just heard it.

00:22:26He's a little bit.

00:22:27No.

00:22:28No.

00:22:29No.

00:22:30No.

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00:22:51No.

00:22:52No.

00:22:53Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.

00:22:59I'd love to go to the concert.

00:23:02Hell yeah!

00:23:04I mean, uh, regular, yeah.

00:23:08I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.

00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.

00:23:17Hey, what's your ring?

00:23:20Um, it's just a class ring from high school.

00:23:25Looks pretty big.

00:23:27It was a big school.

00:23:29Public schools, am I right?

00:23:36I mean, it kinda looks like an engagement ring.

00:23:39Me? Engaged? No, are you kidding?

00:23:42I'm 24, I'm practically still a baby.

00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.

00:23:49Nope. Single and ready to mingle.

00:23:52Okay.

00:23:56Royce pooped.

00:23:58I should pick it up.

00:23:59Where? I don't see it.

00:24:00Just over there.

00:24:02Do I have to wear a suit every day?

00:24:11Of course. It's an office.

00:24:13You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the part.

00:24:15You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?

00:24:19Very funny.

00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year.

00:24:23Yeah.

00:24:24That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.

00:24:26So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.

00:24:30Can I get Starbucks first?

00:24:31Fuck no.

00:24:32Come on, Dad.

00:24:34Oh my goodness. Are you okay?

00:24:49Hi, I'm Michelangelo.

00:24:52You're engaged, remember?

00:24:57And this is our new palette.

00:25:01It's Matt's collection.

00:25:04He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.

00:25:06But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.

00:25:13Michelangelo.

00:25:20What, Dad?

00:25:22What a day, Dad.

00:25:24It's not even lunchtime yet.

00:25:26Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.

00:25:31Just stick with it, will you, kid?

00:25:33Hard work does pay off.

00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.

00:25:37What about her?

00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.

00:25:40Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard.

00:25:43And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.

00:25:47I guess that's impressive.

00:25:49Yeah, see.

00:25:50See, it is.

00:25:51I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?

00:25:54I just hope I don't get that uptight.

00:26:01Break's over.

00:26:10Well, not too bad, huh?

00:26:19One day down.

00:26:21Forty more years to go.

00:26:23Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia.

00:26:29You talk about the day's work.

00:26:31Raise you closer together.

00:26:33Comfort each other just like your mom and I used to do.

00:26:37You know, I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.

00:26:46Tonight?

00:26:47Shit.

00:26:48When am I going to tell Chantel?

00:26:50I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.

00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.

00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.

00:26:56Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdina family.

00:27:02Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?

00:27:04I mean, we just signed the contract.

00:27:06What's the matter?

00:27:08You're getting along, aren't you?

00:27:10Yeah, yeah.

00:27:11We're just really starting to warm up to each other.

00:27:14Alright, so it's all settled.

00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.

00:27:20Why, Dad?

00:27:21So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?

00:27:39Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.

00:27:44And?

00:27:45And?

00:27:46You know I never splurge on stuff like this.

00:27:50But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.

00:27:55You better not let that hair down.

00:27:57Sorry, just an expression.

00:28:06How's it going in there?

00:28:08I'm coming out.

00:28:09That bad?

00:28:20I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.

00:28:25Buy that dress.

00:28:27ASAP.

00:28:32Leave me alone, party boy.

00:28:33I've got my own function tonight.

00:28:39I can't speakaha, no, because you're good.

00:28:40I know I've got my own function tonight.

00:28:42You're good, cred.

00:28:43I'm not too young.

00:28:44I know you're good.

00:28:45I'm good.

00:28:46I know you're good.

00:28:47I've got my own function tonight.

00:28:48I know you're good.

00:28:50You're good.

00:28:51I know you're good.

00:28:52I've got your own function tonight.

00:28:53I know you're good.

00:28:55I'll just sit down with you.

00:28:56I know you're good.

00:28:58But I'm all s々 if you are.

00:28:59I know you're better.

00:29:01I'm all sgréh.

00:29:03I okay.

00:29:04You're so good.

00:29:05I look for you.

00:29:06What are you looking at?

00:29:11You're spilling all over yourself.

00:29:13Thanks.

00:29:13Um, I...

00:29:16Did you forget my name?

00:29:18No, it's just something different.

00:29:22Did you change your hair?

00:29:24Why do you care?

00:29:25The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.

00:29:27I'm going out.

00:29:27I just forgot my charger.

00:29:29Awesome, thanks.

00:29:33I'm taking this.

00:29:34Wait, I've been calling you.

00:29:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.

00:29:37I told you, I'm busy.

00:29:39Hold on!

00:29:42Amelia!

00:29:51Alright, hey.

00:29:52Look who's right on time.

00:29:54Nice.

00:29:55Where's Amelia?

00:29:57She's sick.

00:29:59She can't make it.

00:30:01Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:30:01If your fiancée's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.

00:30:05Yeah, you got to stay home with her.

00:30:07Give her some nice soup.

00:30:10I'll catch both of you for the next one.

00:30:12Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.

00:30:14Poor thing.

00:30:16Okay, Dad.

00:30:18See you in the office.

00:30:18Stupid dog walker?

00:30:26Tricking me with her makeover.

00:30:27I'll teach her to mess with my plans.

00:30:36Hey.

00:30:37It's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.

00:30:39Do you still track people?

00:30:40Wow.

00:30:56Amelia.

00:30:57Hi.

00:30:59You look like you just walked off a runway.

00:31:02Without a dog.

00:31:04Sorry.

00:31:05I don't come to concerts often.

00:31:06I kind of panicked.

00:31:08No worries.

00:31:08I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.

00:31:12Yeah.

00:31:12But you're drinking for free tonight.

00:31:15Talk to the bartender.

00:31:16Wow.

00:31:17You had good treatment.

00:31:19You look like it.

00:31:20Thanks, David.

00:31:23Hey.

00:31:24Lover boy.

00:31:25We're on.

00:31:27Gotta go.

00:31:28Find me in the green room after.

00:31:31Hope you like it.

00:31:32Break a leg.

00:31:33Lover boy.

00:31:33Bye.

00:31:34Bye.

00:31:38Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.

00:31:56All I do.

00:31:58You know what I want, babe.

00:32:01You know what I want.

00:32:05Good.

00:32:06Nothing from Michelangelo.

00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson.

00:32:10One more, please.

00:32:16But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.

00:32:18Okay.

00:32:18Jake, you guys were raised.

00:32:27You really think so?

00:32:30I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.

00:32:32The who?

00:32:34You don't know the strokes.

00:32:38Are they older?

00:32:39I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.

00:32:43It's all right.

00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to.

00:32:45You want something to drink?

00:32:48Yeah.

00:32:55So, when did you learn how to play guitar?

00:33:00Since I was 13.

00:33:01Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally

00:33:05going someplace.

00:33:06That's awesome.

00:33:08And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.

00:33:13You're going to quit dog walking?

00:33:14I thought you liked it.

00:33:17I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.

00:33:21I don't even like dogs that much.

00:33:23I'm more of a cat person.

00:33:25A cat person?

00:33:29Who doesn't like dogs?

00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.

00:33:32I don't want to talk about work tonight.

00:33:36I just want to relax.

00:33:38Have a good time.

00:33:40You're beautiful, you know that?

00:33:44I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.

00:33:46Now I'm not sure.

00:33:47We have nothing in common.

00:33:49Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?

00:33:51What the heck?

00:33:55I'm tipsy, and he's cute.

00:33:57Michelangelo had his fun.

00:33:58Now I can have mine.

00:33:59Looks like someone needs obedience.

00:34:15What's going on?

00:34:17That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.

00:34:22He's not.

00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?

00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.

00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo?

00:34:28Back off, dude.

00:34:30Back off.

00:34:31Grubby little hipster.

00:34:32She's my fiancée.

00:34:34So that was an engagement ring?

00:34:36Jake, I can explain.

00:34:39Let's go.

00:34:39I'm really sorry, Jake.

00:34:43I'm not, Jake.

00:34:49This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.

00:34:55And this is for making me listen to Andy.

00:35:01I can't believe you did that.

00:35:03After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.

00:35:06Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.

00:35:08I'm just an Italian-American psycho.

00:35:11I'm not following you around.

00:35:13You know what?

00:35:13I get it.

00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.

00:35:19Me jealous?

00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?

00:35:22Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.

00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.

00:35:27I have a name.

00:35:30Wait, what are you doing?

00:35:31That is an original.

00:35:32I'm so sick of your bullshit.

00:35:34Oh, fine.

00:35:35I'll just hop in my time machine,

00:35:37go back to ancient Rome,

00:35:38and get another one.

00:35:39I don't care about your art,

00:35:40your money,

00:35:40your stupid mansion.

00:35:42They're treating me like shit.

00:35:44That's from the Renaissance.

00:35:46You're history's worst nightmare.

00:35:47I tried to make this work with you.

00:35:49We signed a contract.

00:35:50For an arranged marriage.

00:35:52Did you actually think this arrangement

00:35:53would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:35:55You are such a simpleton.

00:35:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:36:00Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.

00:36:04I tried to get along with you.

00:36:05You brought this on to yourself.

00:36:06I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:36:08Right back at you.

00:36:10I fucking hate you.

00:36:12I fucking hate you more.

00:36:14I like that.

00:36:22I like that.

00:36:34I love you.

00:36:37I should want to see.

00:37:10Where am I?

00:37:16Who's spooning me?

00:37:19Is that Jake?

00:37:21How drunk was I?

00:37:27Michelangelo?

00:37:29Dog Walker.

00:37:31Oh, I forgot we did that last night.

00:37:35Must have been all those free beers.

00:37:37Uh-huh.

00:37:38We don't have to talk about this, right?

00:37:42We had too many drinks.

00:37:43We just figured it'd ever happen.

00:37:45If that's what you want.

00:37:47Definitely.

00:37:49Um, I have to go to work.

00:37:54I should get up too.

00:37:57Oh, my head.

00:37:59There's Pedialine in the fridge.

00:38:00Thanks for coming today, sis.

00:38:03Of course.

00:38:04My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.

00:38:09Well, you look great.

00:38:11Thanks.

00:38:12I don't feel great.

00:38:14The treatment's taking a lot out of me.

00:38:17But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.

00:38:22What's going on?

00:38:25So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.

00:38:29Wait.

00:38:31For the first time?

00:38:33Yeah.

00:38:34We're taking it slow.

00:38:37Michelangelo.

00:38:38The male gigolo.

00:38:39Is taking it slow.

00:38:40Maybe I did misjudge him.

00:38:46And?

00:38:47How was it?

00:38:50Well...

00:38:50Really bad.

00:38:51Right?

00:38:52I knew it.

00:38:53Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.

00:38:58Well, that explains the glow.

00:39:02I am happy for you, sis.

00:39:05Physical chemistry is important.

00:39:07That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.

00:39:10I don't get it.

00:39:11He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.

00:39:15I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...

00:39:20You get the picture.

00:39:23Hey.

00:39:26Opposites attract.

00:39:27I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.

00:39:31Because you're so different.

00:39:34Something like that.

00:39:37Here it comes.

00:39:43Right on the schedule.

00:39:45Dog walker's in love with me.

00:39:47I'll have to let her down easy.

00:39:49Weird.

00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.

00:40:02What was that about?

00:40:04Must be the hangover.

00:40:05Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.

00:40:15Maybe we can finish what we started last time.

00:40:17Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?

00:40:40And why hasn't she texted me yet?

00:40:42Let him know.

00:40:55And why hasn't she texted me yet?

00:40:58Maybe we can take a second.

00:41:00Maybe we can go to the dog walker with me.

00:41:02Maybe we can find a woman.

00:41:04We should talk about it, Leslie.

00:41:11I'm not very good with words.

00:41:14Me neither.

00:41:15But last night I...

00:41:16You don't have to say anything.

00:41:18We both know it was a mistake.

00:41:20And we can just go back to hating each other.

00:41:23Like nothing ever happened.

00:41:24I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.

00:41:27Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.

00:41:30I'm a big girl.

00:41:31I've had a one night stand before.

00:41:33I've never been with someone like you before.

00:41:36Okay, I get it.

00:41:37I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.

00:41:42You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.

00:41:46I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.

00:41:49Frankly, so would I.

00:41:50I mean, you're driving me nuts.

00:41:52You don't understand.

00:41:53Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.

00:41:56I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.

00:42:00Wait.

00:42:01Did you just call me Amelia?

00:42:03I-

00:42:05What happened to Dog Walker?

00:42:07I have a confession to make.

00:42:11Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why.

00:42:15That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:42:20Really?

00:42:21Do I look like I'm lying?

00:42:24I'm not a good actor.

00:42:26I could even do reality TV.

00:42:28But there is a fire between us Amelia.

00:42:33Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.

00:42:37You sound like you're reading a horoscope.

00:42:40Amelia.

00:42:42Please.

00:42:44I know you felt it too.

00:42:51Amelia, please.

00:42:53Don't act like you didn't feel it too.

00:42:56I felt it too.

00:43:02So why are we fighting it?

00:43:04I've been thinking about you all day.

00:43:07Me too.

00:43:25So, I set the kitchen on fire?

00:43:42How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?

00:43:47It's not my fault.

00:43:48They should change his name.

00:43:52No wonder they cancelled Vanderpump's super yacht.

00:43:55If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.

00:43:57The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.

00:44:07You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.

00:44:13Thanks?

00:44:16You know, we could actually try this.

00:44:19Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.

00:44:23I'm serious.

00:44:25The wedding's coming up.

00:44:27We could give it a shot.

00:44:29You mean like, you and me.

00:44:31Together, together.

00:44:32Why not?

00:44:33Were you planning on marrying someone else?

00:44:48Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?

00:44:55Oh, hey, Royce.

00:44:58Jake?

00:44:59How's it going?

00:45:01Good.

00:45:02Yeah.

00:45:04Look, the other night was kind of...

00:45:05Crazy.

00:45:06I know.

00:45:08I should have told you about Michelangelo.

00:45:10We were kind of in a fight.

00:45:13I'm sorry for bringing you into this.

00:45:15Is he always like that?

00:45:17So aggressive and controlling?

00:45:19I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.

00:45:22He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.

00:45:25Well, I am his woman.

00:45:26He saw us together and he got jealous.

00:45:29And I don't blame him.

00:45:31Oh, my God.

00:45:33Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?

00:45:36I didn't mean to pry.

00:45:38Just wanted to make sure everything's okay.

00:45:41I'm here if you need to talk.

00:45:43Thanks, Jake.

00:45:45But I'm engaged.

00:45:47Remember?

00:45:49And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.

00:45:51Well, we had a connection.

00:45:52You're a cat person.

00:45:55It never would have worked.

00:45:57Come on, Gucci.

00:45:59Let's go.

00:46:03Cats are awesome.

00:46:04Wow!

00:46:07That was a great presentation.

00:46:10The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.

00:46:13You think so?

00:46:15Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.

00:46:18Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:46:19Now, listen.

00:46:20I gotta fly to Paris for a few days.

00:46:23You mind watching your little brother for me?

00:46:25Gucci? Sure.

00:46:27But, I mean, your dog's more Amelia specialty.

00:46:29Yeah.

00:46:30But that's how you impress her.

00:46:31You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.

00:46:35At the dog park?

00:46:36Mm-hmm.

00:46:37I just texted her.

00:46:38It's all set.

00:46:39Now.

00:46:41Go get a lover, boy.

00:46:42Good boy.

00:46:53So, you just throw it and he brings it back?

00:46:56You've never played fetch before?

00:46:59It's my dad's dog, not mine.

00:47:03Let me try.

00:47:05That's okay.

00:47:06I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.

00:47:12Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?

00:47:16No.

00:47:17I like my work.

00:47:19What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?

00:47:23You're right.

00:47:24I should work less.

00:47:27If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.

00:47:34Fetch Gucci.

00:47:36I've got a big surprise.

00:47:42A surprise?

00:47:44Just wait and see.

00:47:52Grazie, Enzo.

00:47:53Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.

00:48:00What's that?

00:48:02Special delivery from Mastrioni's Italian Deli.

00:48:07But Gucci?

00:48:09It's your favorite prosciutto.

00:48:12You know, that's awful for dogs, right?

00:48:15I thought you were off the clock today.

00:48:19Besides, a special occasion.

00:48:20I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.

00:48:26I'm kidding.

00:48:28This is for us.

00:48:30Why don't you get us a corkscrew?

00:48:32What else is in the bag?

00:48:34Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.

00:48:37You can cook?

00:48:38You can cook?

00:48:51That was so good.

00:48:53I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.

00:48:56How did you do this?

00:48:57I can't cook at all.

00:49:00Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.

00:49:03Did you learn in culinary school?

00:49:05No.

00:49:06My mom taught me.

00:49:08Tell me about her.

00:49:09I've never told a girl about my mom.

00:49:13Sorry.

00:49:14I don't mean to pray.

00:49:16She passed away when I was 11.

00:49:19Breast cancer.

00:49:21But I have a lot of good memories of her.

00:49:23She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.

00:49:27She taught me everything I know about cooking.

00:49:30We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.

00:49:36I still have all of her recipes here.

00:49:40Handwritten in Italian.

00:49:42That's really special.

00:49:46I miss her.

00:49:48This might sound corny but

00:49:49I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.

00:49:54It's not corny.

00:49:56But I didn't know you were such a softy.

00:49:59Just don't tell TMZ.

00:50:02What about your parents?

00:50:04My parents died in a car accident.

00:50:07When I was 13.

00:50:09It's been me and Betsy ever since.

00:50:11I'm sorry.

00:50:13I just really hope these treatments work.

00:50:17I don't want to lose her too.

00:50:20I'm sorry.

00:50:21Your story made me emotional.

00:50:23I'm gonna go do the dishes.

00:50:25I'll help you.

00:50:26No, no it's fine.

00:50:27I like doing the dishes.

00:50:28It relaxes me.

00:50:30Good.

00:50:31Cause I hate them.

00:50:33Well then I guess we make a good team.

00:50:39Is it just the wine?

00:50:41Or am I really falling for...

00:50:43Him.

00:50:45You don't want espresso.

00:50:56Hey.

00:50:58Hey.

00:50:59Do you want an espresso?

00:51:01I just figured out how to make the machine work.

00:51:03No thank you.

00:51:04You need to have a morning meeting.

00:51:05I'm kind of in a rush.

00:51:06Okay, well don't forget Gucci.

00:51:08How could I?

00:51:10Ready bro?

00:51:12Well let me fix your tie.

00:51:15What do you know about ties?

00:51:17You wear t-shirts to work.

00:51:19And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.

00:51:22Touche.

00:51:24There you go.

00:51:25Okay, bye.

00:51:27Bye.

00:51:29Love you.

00:51:30Love you too.

00:51:31Love you too.

00:51:41Sorry.

00:51:42Reflex.

00:51:43I didn't mean to say that.

00:51:45Me neither.

00:51:46Too soon.

00:51:48Talk about it later?

00:51:50Yeah.

00:51:51Okay.

00:51:53Could that have been any more awkward?

00:51:56And is Michelangelo really in love with me?

00:52:01Look who's here.

00:52:04Hey.

00:52:05My little guy.

00:52:07Hey little Gucci.

00:52:09Look at this right here.

00:52:11Let's try it.

00:52:14Oh yeah.

00:52:15Now here's mine.

00:52:17Just like that.

00:52:19Yeah.

00:52:20Even got one for Big Brother.

00:52:22Right there.

00:52:24Come to Papa.

00:52:25Yes my boy.

00:52:26All right.

00:52:27All right.

00:52:28All right.

00:52:29So.

00:52:30We gotta talk about this wedding.

00:52:31Right?

00:52:32This is two weeks off.

00:52:33Hollywood Bowl.

00:52:34They're waiting for an answer.

00:52:35And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.

00:52:38He says the band is free.

00:52:41You like Coldplay right?

00:52:43Dad.

00:52:44You can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.

00:52:46Cool.

00:52:48Well all right.

00:52:49Then we'll book the Magic Castle.

00:52:50How about that?

00:52:51Not too big.

00:52:52Plenty of room for Coldplay.

00:52:54Let's just pump the brakes.

00:52:56We cannot plan a wedding like this.

00:52:58Why?

00:52:59Something wrong with Amelia?

00:53:01No.

00:53:02Everything's great.

00:53:04Better than great.

00:53:05Honestly.

00:53:07But we cannot have a big flashy wedding.

00:53:10That's our thing.

00:53:12It's not Amelia's thing.

00:53:14I think it'd make her uncomfortable.

00:53:16Wow.

00:53:17I never thought of that.

00:53:20You have a very good point there.

00:53:23I'm very impressed.

00:53:25You've never acted like this.

00:53:27With any other woman.

00:53:29I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.

00:53:32Hmm.

00:53:33Sounds like you might be falling in love.

00:53:35Love?

00:53:38Yeah.

00:53:39I don't know.

00:53:41He's so cute.

00:53:43All right, all right.

00:53:45Change of deal.

00:53:46Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl.

00:53:47All right.

00:53:48And then we'll have a nice small intimate affair.

00:53:51A wedding with Coldplay.

00:53:54No Coldplay, Dad.

00:53:56No Coldplay.

00:54:03So, it's about my cancer treatment.

00:54:07It's not working.

00:54:09I know it.

00:54:10I talked to my doctors yesterday.

00:54:13And I'm cured.

00:54:15What?

00:54:17You're cured?

00:54:19Congratulations.

00:54:23I wasn't expecting it.

00:54:25I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.

00:54:28It only took two sessions?

00:54:30I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.

00:54:33Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.

00:54:36What's wrong, sis?

00:54:38We should be celebrating!

00:54:40I brought Prosecco.

00:54:42No, yeah.

00:54:44No, I'm good.

00:54:45Yeah.

00:54:47Amelia, I'm your sister.

00:54:49You can tell me anything.

00:54:51Is it Michelangelo?

00:54:53Is everything okay?

00:54:55If that punk pretty boy hurts you,

00:54:57I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two.

00:55:03It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.

00:55:07It's me.

00:55:10I have to tell you something.

00:55:14I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage?

00:55:20What is this, Game of Thrones?

00:55:22It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.

00:55:24And you know that I would do anything for you.

00:55:28Actually, he's not that bad.

00:55:32I kinda like him.

00:55:34Yeah, babe.

00:55:35That's called Stockholm Syndrome.

00:55:37We need to get you out of there.

00:55:39Betsy.

00:55:41I have real feelings for him.

00:55:44But...

00:55:46What about the tabloid stories?

00:55:49You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.

00:55:52They banned him for life.

00:55:54You'll never go to Epcot.

00:55:55He's not actually like the stories.

00:55:59Or at least not to me.

00:56:01He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.

00:56:05If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.

00:56:11What if you meet him?

00:56:14Yeah.

00:56:15Meet him.

00:56:17Maybe he'll change your mind.

00:56:18Maybe you'll actually like him.

00:56:20Don't count on it.

00:56:22Please, me, just give him a chance.

00:56:25Fine.

00:56:27Yes.

00:56:28Only one.

00:56:29Yes.

00:56:30You won't regret it.

00:56:33I'm gonna go get the Prosecco.

00:56:37You better bring the whole bottle.

00:56:41Thank you for making dinner.

00:56:43Of course.

00:56:44I'm glad she's cancer free.

00:56:46We need to celebrate.

00:56:47Michaelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me.

00:56:54Right?

00:56:55You mean besides me?

00:56:56I'm serious.

00:56:57It's really important to me that you two get along.

00:57:00Have a glass of wine.

00:57:03Tonight's gonna be great.

00:57:04It's enormous.

00:57:18Why would anybody need so much room?

00:57:23It's nice to see you too, sis.

00:57:27Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.

00:57:29Hmm.

00:57:31So, this is the infamous, uh, Michaelangelo.

00:57:40How about we start off with a glass of champagne?

00:57:42$96 Dom Perignon?

00:57:44Amelia said that's the year that you were born.

00:57:46Yeah, sorry I can't drink that fancy stuff.

00:57:49It's worth more than my car.

00:57:51Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?

00:57:56$8.99 at Ralph's.

00:57:57It's delicious.

00:58:00This was made in France.

00:58:02Sorry, can't touch that stuff.

00:58:05So, who wants a drink?

00:58:06Who wants a drink?

00:58:27You've hardly touched your food.

00:58:28It's a little too rich for me.

00:58:29Mine tastes great.

00:58:31So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up.

00:58:44You don't mind, do you?

00:58:46Fire away.

00:58:47Fire away.

00:58:49So, I know you two have been having your...

00:58:52fun.

00:58:54Um, but...

00:58:56what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?

00:59:01I don't think it's going to.

00:59:03That's cute and all, but...

00:59:06what about her career?

00:59:07Are you gonna support her?

00:59:09Or kids? What's your stance on that?

00:59:11Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?

00:59:15Betsy!

00:59:17Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.

00:59:22We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.

00:59:26See, Michelangelo, that's my point.

00:59:28You two are getting married and you barely know each other.

00:59:31We know how.

00:59:33Easy, Betsy.

00:59:35I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.

00:59:39And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.

00:59:43And what makes you such an expert?

00:59:45I don't see a ring on your finger.

00:59:47Michelangelo.

00:59:49You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.

00:59:51It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.

00:59:53She gets it from you.

00:59:55Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

00:59:57You started it.

01:00:02Why don't we all just calm down?

01:00:06Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.

01:00:09No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.

01:00:13That's not fair, Michelangelo.

01:00:15She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.

01:00:17You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.

01:00:19And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happen.

01:00:22You know what? You can't talk to Betsy like that.

01:00:25That's my sister. She just survived cancer.

01:00:26That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.

01:00:32This is my house too, and she can say whatever she wants.

01:00:35Not to me.

01:00:37You know, maybe she should be concerned. I don't like this side of you.

01:00:39See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other, but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.

01:00:45You told her?

01:00:47She's my sister.

01:00:48I don't care. That violates our agreement.

01:00:50Oh, is that all I am to you? A contractual agreement? Some kind of obligation?

01:00:53It's not what I meant. It came out wrong, Amelia. I love you.

01:00:58You love me? Don't listen to him. He doesn't even know what that means.

01:01:03Shut the fuck up!

01:01:05You know what? Maybe she was right. I shouldn't have signed that contract. It's over.

01:01:09We need to get out of here. I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.

01:01:21Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing. You do so much better than him.

01:01:35Yeah, but he isn't a monster. I shouldn't have said that.

01:01:39We can talk about it on the road. Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn. Lay low for a bit.

01:01:47Mexico?

01:01:49Or Canada. Whatever. It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos.

01:01:55Or worse.

01:01:56I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us. I mean, I only told you about the contract. It's not like I told the media.

01:02:04You don't know that. We're liabilities. Lose ends. You should listen to more True Crime Podcast.

01:02:15Get rid of that thing. They could be tracking us right now.

01:02:19Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other night.

01:02:25See? He could have a sniper on us!

01:02:32It's Romulus.

01:02:34Hey, Romulus.

01:02:36What? What do you mean Gucci's missing?

01:02:50You came.

01:02:52Against my better judgment.

01:02:55I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.

01:02:58I've just been busy, but it's over with now.

01:03:03You should punish me for straying.

01:03:08You make me sick.

01:03:10I make me sick.

01:03:20Nice...

01:03:22Underwear.

01:03:24It's a great craftsmanship.

01:03:29Okay.

01:03:31Let's get this over with.

01:03:34Is that all you have to say?

01:03:36Do you even realize how hot I am?

01:03:39I'm...

01:03:41Sorry.

01:03:43Chantel.

01:03:44I thought I wanted this.

01:03:47But I don't.

01:03:49I'm not the stud that I used to be.

01:03:54Amelia broke up with me.

01:03:59It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.

01:04:04Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walk with my hair.

01:04:08I am fucking devastated.

01:04:11And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.

01:04:14And just wanted to come back to me.

01:04:16I'll be right there.

01:04:18Amelia?

01:04:20Hi dad.

01:04:22Gucci's gone?

01:04:24I'll be right there.

01:04:25What?

01:04:27I...

01:04:29I...

01:04:31I...

01:04:32I...

01:04:33I...

01:04:34I...

01:04:35I...

01:04:36I...

01:04:37I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.

01:04:38We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket.

01:04:53I've been calling him all night but he won't come back!

01:04:55We can help you find him.

01:04:56Yeah?

01:04:57Right?

01:04:59Good, thanks.

01:05:00Gucci!

01:05:01This better not be a trap.

01:05:02Just come on.

01:05:03Gucci!

01:05:04Gucci!

01:05:05Gucci!

01:05:06Hey, where's Michelangelo?

01:05:07I thought you were both together.

01:05:08Why isn't he here with you?

01:05:09Oh, um, he's...

01:05:10Sorry, I'm late dad.

01:05:11Where were you?

01:05:12I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's.

01:05:14It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.

01:05:15This doesn't ring out of hiding.

01:05:16Nothing will.

01:05:17Smart move, dude.

01:05:18Here, ladies.

01:05:19Take a piece of this prosciutto here.

01:05:20That's it.

01:05:21That's it.

01:05:22That's it.

01:05:23That's it.

01:05:24That's it.

01:05:25That's it.

01:05:26That's it.

01:05:27That's it.

01:05:28That's it.

01:05:29That's it.

01:05:30That's it.

01:05:31That's it.

01:05:32That's it.

01:05:33That's it.

01:05:34That's it.

01:05:35That's it.

01:05:36That's it.

01:05:37That's it.

01:05:41Amelia.

01:05:51Gucci!

01:05:57He's all those.

01:06:00We've been looking for him all night long.

01:06:03We're never gonna find him.

01:06:05I give up, Dad.

01:06:06He's just off having a little adventure.

01:06:08Keep looking.

01:06:08He'll turn up in a few minutes.

01:06:11See, they're not going to kill us.

01:06:14I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.

01:06:19He's really there for his dad.

01:06:22His dad's dog.

01:06:24So you approve now?

01:06:26They didn't say that.

01:06:29Coochie!

01:06:33Coochie!

01:06:34My boy's back!

01:06:36Coochie!

01:06:38Coochie!

01:06:39Coochie!

01:06:41Coochie!

01:06:42Okay, okay.

01:06:44I'm a little closer to approving.

01:06:48Coochie!

01:06:51Coochie!

01:06:53I might have possibly misjudged you.

01:07:00A little.

01:07:02It's okay.

01:07:04Most of what the tabloids publish is true.

01:07:06They just leave out part of the story.

01:07:10Amelia, can we talk?

01:07:14Please?

01:07:16Amelia, can we talk?

01:07:20Please?

01:07:21Okay.

01:07:22Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.

01:07:24I shouldn't have attacked your sister and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.

01:07:34I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.

01:07:38Thanks for saying that.

01:07:39I needed to hear that.

01:07:40And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.

01:07:41You're not one.

01:07:42I'm still learning new things about you.

01:07:43Most of them are good.

01:07:44I'm happy we signed the contract.

01:07:45You're not one.

01:07:46I'm still learning new things about you.

01:07:47Most of them are good.

01:07:48I'm happy we signed the contract.

01:07:49I'm not.

01:07:50You're not.

01:07:51You're not?

01:07:52What do you mean?

01:07:53Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I'm sorry.

01:07:54Thanks for saying that.

01:07:55Thanks for saying that.

01:07:56I needed to hear that.

01:07:59And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.

01:08:02You're not one.

01:08:04I'm still learning new things about you.

01:08:07Most of them are good.

01:08:09I'm happy we signed the contract.

01:08:13I'm not.

01:08:15You're not?

01:08:17What do you mean?

01:08:18Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...

01:08:22crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you, and I don't want some silly piece of

01:08:29paper to be the reason that we stay together. I want to know that our love is real. Dad,

01:08:38what is this, son? I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia. Why, son? Because I

01:08:46want to ask her to marry me, and not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.

01:09:01Consider our contracts null and void.

01:09:04Amelia, where will it be? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Yes, I'll marry you.

01:09:34You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world. And I'm the happiest dog walker.

01:09:46Look at me. I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct. All right, all right, you two. That's enough,

01:09:54all right? We spent this whole night together. Come over to my place, all right? We'll have a nice

01:10:00breakfast Italian style. Hopefully it's not too rich for you. I think I can get used to it. And then

01:10:07we can all discuss the wedding, all right? I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.

01:10:14We're not getting Coldplay, Dad. It was worth a try.

01:10:30And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows. Michelangelo?

01:10:48Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together. I've learned so much from you

01:10:59in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs. I don't know how I ever managed anything

01:11:07without you. I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from

01:11:18my father this year. And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our

01:11:28backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamt of.

01:11:36Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.

01:11:40Amelia, you are the only thing better than you are. I love you so much.

01:11:50I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.

01:11:56Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the

01:12:00fullest, something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.

01:12:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.

01:12:15I know your mom would be proud of you.

01:12:17Te amo, Michelangelo. I love you.

01:12:20With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills,

01:12:24I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss your bride.

01:12:29Thanks. I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.

01:12:42I'm Jake, another dog walker.

01:12:46It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.

01:12:51Me too!

01:12:52Me too!

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