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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:00So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was late and we'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:22If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came!
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:32Good boy!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:36Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:41Hey!
00:01:42I'm real real!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45Hey, James!
00:01:46Oh!
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:48Oh!
00:01:49Oh!
00:01:50Oh!
00:01:51Oh!
00:01:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:10Oh!
00:02:11Oh!
00:02:12You see, you see.
00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man-thome.
00:02:17That means free underwear for life.
00:02:20For life!
00:02:21Some parents would be proud.
00:02:22Yeah.
00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:36Oh!
00:02:38Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:02:40And don't be late.
00:02:43Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:09You just need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:17These are great.
00:03:18Hmm.
00:03:19I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:20Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:22No problem.
00:03:23Cool.
00:03:24Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:26Hi.
00:03:27Hi.
00:03:28I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:29I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:30I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:31Chantal.
00:03:32Nice to meet you.
00:03:33Nice to meet you.
00:03:34I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:35Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:03:37Hold that thought.
00:03:38Hey, Dad.
00:03:39Where the hell were ya?
00:03:40Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:03:41No problem.
00:03:42No problem.
00:03:43No problem.
00:03:44Cool.
00:03:45Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:48Hi.
00:03:49I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:50I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:52Chantal.
00:03:53Nice to meet you.
00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:57Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:04:02Hold that thought.
00:04:05Hey, Dad.
00:04:06Where the hell were ya?
00:04:09Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:11You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Treppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:16I can meet him later.
00:04:17Ah, Suleyton's back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:21Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:24You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:30You interned.
00:04:31You went to business school.
00:04:33You have potential, okay?
00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:38Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:39Cause so far, I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:04:44Bye, Dad.
00:04:45Hey.
00:04:46You okay?
00:04:47Yeah.
00:04:48Um, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:04:52Um, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:04:56So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:14Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:17Oh my god.
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:21But it's really expensive.
00:05:24And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:26Don't worry about that.
00:05:28I have money saved.
00:05:30I'll find the rest.
00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:34We're gonna get through this.
00:05:35Together.
00:05:38Oh, yeah.
00:05:51Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:52Did she have a good walk?
00:05:58What's wrong?
00:05:59Yeah.
00:06:00I'm sorry.
00:06:01This is-
00:06:02No, forget about it.
00:06:03I'm sorry about you, sister.
00:06:04The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:05I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:06:06My dream, but it's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:07And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:08Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:09After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:06:13Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:17You do?
00:06:18Hmm.
00:06:19Hmm.
00:06:20Hmm.
00:06:21Hmm.
00:06:22Hmm.
00:06:23Hmm.
00:06:24Hmm.
00:06:25Hmm.
00:06:26Hmm.
00:06:27Hmm.
00:06:28Hmm.
00:06:29Hmm.
00:06:30Hmm.
00:06:31Hmm.
00:06:32Hmm.
00:06:33Hmm.
00:06:34Hmm.
00:06:35Hmm.
00:06:36Hmm.
00:06:37Hmm.
00:06:38Hmm.
00:06:39Come back tonight and, uh, make something nice.
00:06:45Come on.
00:06:46Okay.
00:06:47Yes.
00:06:53Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:57Ha, ha, ha.
00:06:58Except for the dog hair.
00:07:00Ha, ha, ha.
00:07:01Well, come with me.
00:07:03I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:06Are they from Italy?
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:09Yes.
00:07:10Of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:11Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:07:12Well, ahem.
00:07:13Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:16Hmm.
00:07:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:21Mm-hmm.
00:07:22Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:24Don't be so defensive.
00:07:26I wasn't.
00:07:27I wasn't.
00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:39That's all right.
00:07:40I'm really happy.
00:07:41Arrivederci, eh?
00:07:42Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:54What, exactly?
00:08:05How does it look?
00:08:06Not half bad.
00:08:08I mean, it's fine.
00:08:10Whatever.
00:08:14Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:16Or not.
00:08:17I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:20You work for my dad.
00:08:21You have to do what I say.
00:08:22You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:25Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:31I'm an underwear model.
00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:41Pour me another.
00:08:42I told you, I'm...
00:08:44Now!
00:08:47Fine.
00:08:52See?
00:08:54Dog walker.
00:08:56That wasn't so hard.
00:08:59What the fuck?
00:09:01This is fucking Prada!
00:09:07Asshole!
00:09:09You're crazy, bitch!
00:09:12Amelia!
00:09:13Whoa.
00:09:13What's wrong?
00:09:14I asked her to pour me another drink
00:09:17and she flipped out!
00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:20but your son is a prick.
00:09:21I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:22I apologize.
00:09:24My son, he's...
00:09:25He's immature.
00:09:26All right?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you...
00:09:29Poor Florida.
00:09:31Please.
00:09:31All right?
00:09:32Just have a seat.
00:09:33All right?
00:09:34And I promise
00:09:34he'll be on his best behavior
00:09:36for the rest of the night.
00:09:37Won't you, son?
00:09:37So, Amelia needs money
00:09:40to pay for her sister's
00:09:42cancer treatment.
00:09:44Cancer?
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And you need to settle down
00:09:48and prove that you're worthy
00:09:49of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:56Now,
00:09:57I think we can, uh,
00:09:59make a deal
00:10:00whereby everyone gets
00:10:02what they want.
00:10:04What kind of deal?
00:10:06Well,
00:10:06it's nothing crazy.
00:10:08No.
00:10:10You two just have
00:10:11to get married,
00:10:11that's all.
00:10:13What?
00:10:14What?
00:10:15Romulus,
00:10:16what are you saying?
00:10:17I can't marry
00:10:18the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:19Yeah,
00:10:20and I can't marry
00:10:21someone who picks up
00:10:21dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well,
00:10:23at least I don't pose
00:10:24in my tighty-whities
00:10:25for money.
00:10:26Oh, Angelo,
00:10:27look,
00:10:27you have to grow up
00:10:29before you can run
00:10:30on business.
00:10:31And the best way
00:10:31to do that
00:10:32is to get married.
00:10:33We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36At least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:38See?
00:10:39There's something
00:10:40uncommon already.
00:10:41Look,
00:10:42you know,
00:10:43my wife and I,
00:10:44we were opposites.
00:10:46Oh, yeah,
00:10:46we were like pizza
00:10:47and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy
00:10:51when we first met.
00:10:54I know you're probably
00:10:55thinking I'm just
00:10:55some old fool,
00:10:56huh,
00:10:56but I learned a thing
00:10:58or two in 70 years.
00:11:00You two have chemistry.
00:11:02Yeah,
00:11:03like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:04As if.
00:11:06Romulus,
00:11:06isn't there another way?
00:11:08I don't want to be miserable
00:11:09for the rest of my life.
00:11:10Amelia,
00:11:11you do want to help
00:11:11your sister,
00:11:12don't you?
00:11:13Well,
00:11:14you'll be able
00:11:14to afford the treatment
00:11:15if you just agree
00:11:17to this arrangement.
00:11:22What's it gonna be?
00:11:26What's it gonna be?
00:11:27Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:32For Betsy.
00:11:37Michelangelo,
00:11:38it's not polite
00:11:39to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:41If you're not gonna agree
00:11:42to marry her,
00:11:44then you're gonna lose
00:11:46the business.
00:11:47And you're also gonna lose
00:11:49your inheritance.
00:11:50What the hell, Dad?
00:11:54Fuck it.
00:11:55Fine.
00:11:56I'll do it.
00:11:57Now,
00:11:57let's just
00:11:58go into the office now.
00:12:01The lorries have already
00:12:02drafted the contract.
00:12:03And, son,
00:12:04we're gonna need
00:12:05some champagne.
00:12:07Right, my mom.
00:12:08Try and make yourself
00:12:09look decent.
00:12:13You will be engaged
00:12:14for a period of 30 days.
00:12:16Followed by a wedding
00:12:18planned by me.
00:12:19And I'll tell you,
00:12:20it's gonna be a big one
00:12:21for the ages, too.
00:12:23I hope the Halloween
00:12:24Bowl's not booked.
00:12:25Anyway,
00:12:26you must move in together
00:12:28immediately
00:12:28to avoid any suspicion,
00:12:30you know.
00:12:31Look,
00:12:32there's nothing wrong
00:12:32with an arranged marriage,
00:12:34but, well,
00:12:35it can't do any good
00:12:36if word got out
00:12:37to the public, right?
00:12:38That's why this has to be
00:12:39our own secret.
00:12:41Are we agreed?
00:12:43Sure.
00:12:44All right.
00:12:45Signed in.
00:12:46Salute to the new couple.
00:13:07So,
00:13:17your place or mine?
00:13:19I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:21Fine.
00:13:22Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:24So this is
00:13:33Michelangelo's place.
00:13:35It's like a museum in here.
00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:40Ugh.
00:13:40Ugh.
00:13:40Ugh.
00:13:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:55What was this?
00:13:57Put it in the trash.
00:13:58This isn't trash.
00:13:59These are my sisters.
00:14:00She's an artist.
00:14:01So put them in your room.
00:14:03I said you could live here,
00:14:04not decorate.
00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:06Is it clashing
00:14:07with your banana hammock?
00:14:08That's man-thong.
00:14:10It's trademarked.
00:14:15Look,
00:14:15I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up
00:14:18by the time I get back,
00:14:18I'm throwing it all
00:14:19in the fireplace.
00:14:21It's an electric.
00:14:27Oh,
00:14:28by the way,
00:14:29this is gonna work.
00:14:31You might want
00:14:32to start wearing that.
00:14:33Gee,
00:14:35thanks.
00:14:36Welcome.
00:14:42You're getting married?
00:14:44Shh,
00:14:45Betsy.
00:14:45Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:47Sorry,
00:14:48Amelia.
00:14:49It's just
00:14:49it's not like you.
00:14:52You're saying we're
00:14:53reserved.
00:14:55Safe.
00:14:57Like I always taught you.
00:15:00Well,
00:15:01things change
00:15:02when you find out
00:15:03your sister has cancer.
00:15:05And besides,
00:15:06Michelangelo offered
00:15:07to help pay
00:15:07for some of your treatments.
00:15:09So,
00:15:09I'm okay with
00:15:10the quick proposal.
00:15:12Michelangelo?
00:15:13The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:15No.
00:15:17Michelangelo...
00:15:17Dino Villano?
00:15:19Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:21Michelangelo?
00:15:22Dino Villano?
00:15:23Shh!
00:15:27What do you think?
00:15:28It's like start a hundred
00:15:29canceled Bravo shows?
00:15:31How did you even meet?
00:15:33His dad
00:15:34is one of my clients.
00:15:36It's
00:15:37been a whirlwind
00:15:38of a romance.
00:15:40He's so
00:15:41toxic.
00:15:43speak
00:15:44of the devil.
00:15:47Oh,
00:15:47yeah.
00:15:49You know,
00:15:50that's probably
00:15:50an old issue.
00:15:52This is a doctor's office.
00:15:55Amelia.
00:15:57Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:00Doctor's ready.
00:16:02We'll talk about this later.
00:16:03We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:16:28We're already wet.
00:16:29Where did that
00:16:46come from?
00:16:53Where did that come from?
00:16:59Nice place.
00:17:13I love the artwork.
00:17:15Thanks.
00:17:15Finally.
00:17:17A little bit of taste.
00:17:20No, I'm good.
00:17:22We had plenty at dinner.
00:17:24More for me.
00:17:24You know,
00:17:29if you like it down here,
00:17:31you should see the bed.
00:17:41Who are you?
00:17:46Who are you?
00:17:48Chantel,
00:17:49this is Amelia,
00:17:51my roommate.
00:17:51Roommate.
00:17:53Roommate.
00:17:54Whatever.
00:17:55Can you guys just keep it down?
00:17:57I have work tomorrow morning.
00:17:59This is my house?
00:18:01We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:04Scream!
00:18:04At the top of our lungs!
00:18:07You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:09What's wrong,
00:18:09Dog Walker?
00:18:11He's jealous.
00:18:13Jealous?
00:18:13I'm not jealous.
00:18:17Sweet dreams.
00:18:24I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:30Even if he is kind of hot.
00:18:32See you later.
00:18:51And, um,
00:18:53don't worry about last night.
00:18:55Sorry.
00:18:56I had one too many to drink.
00:18:57It won't happen again.
00:18:59You better not.
00:18:59Oh, my God.
00:19:11How's the hangover,
00:19:12roomie?
00:19:13Not now.
00:19:15My head's killing me.
00:19:16We need to talk about last night.
00:19:17No.
00:19:18What we need to do
00:19:19is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:22I don't care if you're fooling around
00:19:23with your bimbos.
00:19:24Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:26But your dad doesn't want people knowing
00:19:28that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:29And you made it pretty clear
00:19:30to that girl last night
00:19:31that you don't care about me.
00:19:32Fine.
00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:34Just give me my phone.
00:19:35My sister needs this money,
00:19:38Michelangelo.
00:19:39And if the paparazzi find out about this,
00:19:41then the contract is violated.
00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:45Yeah, no shit.
00:19:46I'm serious.
00:19:48Don't screw this up.
00:19:51I've been dealing with paparazzi
00:19:52since I was a teenager.
00:19:53I know what I'm doing.
00:19:55Dog walker.
00:19:56And just so we're clear,
00:19:57I will fuck whoever I want.
00:19:59Whatever I want.
00:20:00Wherever I want.
00:20:02Fine.
00:20:03Do whatever you want.
00:20:06Sorry.
00:20:07It's a bit harsh.
00:20:08Just really...
00:20:11hungover.
00:20:12That could have gone better.
00:20:19Hey, baby.
00:20:22You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:25You're rich now.
00:20:26I know.
00:20:27I like it.
00:20:28Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:30You know, I just hope that
00:20:31your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:34Tell me, uh,
00:20:35how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:38Oh, fine.
00:20:39Yeah.
00:20:40We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:42All right.
00:20:43Well, give him time, all right?
00:20:44Oh, and listen.
00:20:46He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:20:49Look, I...
00:20:49I promise.
00:20:51I wouldn't be so sure.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:53You're right.
00:20:54Well, we'll see you later.
00:20:56Yeah.
00:20:56Come on, Gucci.
00:20:58Yeah.
00:20:58Come on.
00:20:59Bye, Gooch.
00:21:03Hey, Amelia.
00:21:04Hey, Jake.
00:21:06Gucci, no!
00:21:07Royce!
00:21:10Say bad dog, but
00:21:11I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:14It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17Same here.
00:21:24Sorry.
00:21:25Gucci's, um,
00:21:27a bit crazy.
00:21:28His whole family, actually.
00:21:31All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:33I should make a reality show.
00:21:34Little dog owners in Beverly Hills.
00:21:37Do you want to walk together?
00:21:41Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:44I'd like that.
00:21:45So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:21:52A couple months.
00:21:53I like it.
00:21:55I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:21:57Barista.
00:21:58Booper driver.
00:22:00Delivery guy.
00:22:02Movie extra?
00:22:03You were in a movie.
00:22:04Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:06It was trying to impress you.
00:22:09How about you?
00:22:10How long have you been doing this?
00:22:12I don't know.
00:22:12My whole life, I guess.
00:22:14It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:19I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:21Wow.
00:22:22I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:24Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:29If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:32My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:35Do you want to go?
00:22:35And I have to admit, I got a crush on you.
00:22:41You did?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45I still do.
00:22:49He's cute.
00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:22:54Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:00I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:02Hell yeah.
00:23:03I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:08I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:17Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:20Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:25Looks pretty big.
00:23:27It was a big school.
00:23:29Public schools.
00:23:30Am I right?
00:23:33I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:39Me?
00:23:40Engaged?
00:23:41No.
00:23:42Are you kidding?
00:23:42I'm 24.
00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.
00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers.
00:23:48Crawling around, drooling.
00:23:49Nope.
00:23:50Single and ready to mingle.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Voice pooped.
00:23:58I should pick it up.
00:23:59Where?
00:23:59I don't see it.
00:24:00Just over there.
00:24:04Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:10Of course.
00:24:11It's an office.
00:24:12You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:24:15You mean, like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:20Very funny.
00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:23Yes, I know.
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:23That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:24:26So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:30Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:24:31Fuck no.
00:24:33Come on, Dad.
00:24:34Oh, my goodness.
00:24:48Are you okay?
00:24:50Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:56You're engaged, remember?
00:24:59And this is our new palette.
00:25:01It's Matt's collection.
00:25:04He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:08But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:25:20What, Dad?
00:25:23What a day, Dad.
00:25:25It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:26Look at you.
00:25:27You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:31Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:25:33Hard work does pay off.
00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:37What about her?
00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:40Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:25:42But she just worked hard.
00:25:43And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:25:47I guess that's impressive.
00:25:49Yeah, see.
00:25:50See, it is.
00:25:51I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:25:53I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:02Break's over.
00:26:03Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:19One day down.
00:26:21Forty more years to go.
00:26:22Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:26:32you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:38You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:26:47Tonight?
00:26:48Shit.
00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:50I promise we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:26:56Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdeena Navidad.
00:27:02Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:27:04I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:07What's the matter?
00:27:08You're getting along, aren't you?
00:27:10Yeah, yeah.
00:27:11We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:15All right, so it's all settled.
00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.
00:27:24Bye, Dad.
00:27:35So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:27:40Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:27:45And?
00:27:47And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:27:50But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:27:56You better not let that hair down.
00:27:58Sorry, just an expression.
00:27:59How's it going in there?
00:28:08I'm coming out.
00:28:09That bad?
00:28:21I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:26Buy that dress.
00:28:27ASAP.
00:28:31Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:34I've got my own function tonight.
00:28:35Have I?
00:28:46Bye.
00:28:47Bye.
00:28:48what are you looking at you're spilling all over yourself thanks
00:29:13did you forget my name no there's just something different did you change your hair why do you
00:29:24care the man whore house is yours tonight i'm going out i just forgot my charger awesome thanks
00:29:30i'm taking this wait i've been calling you we're supposed to go to a fundraiser i told you i'm busy
00:29:39hold on amelia
00:29:43all right hey look who's right on time nice where's amelia she's sick she can't make it
00:30:00whoa whoa whoa whoa no if your fiancee's sick you know you can't go out and party
00:30:04yeah you gotta stay home with her give her some give her some nice soup
00:30:09i'll catch both of you for the next one tell amelia that i hope she feels better soon
00:30:14poor thing okay dad see you in the office
00:30:18stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover i'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:30:29hey it's michael anything with dino levino you still track people
00:30:40wow amelia hi
00:30:57you look like you just walked off a runway without a dog sorry i don't come to concerts often i kind of
00:31:07no worries i should've mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place
00:31:11yeah but you're drinking for free tonight talk to the bartender
00:31:16wow the ip treatment
00:31:18you look like
00:31:19thanks taylor
00:31:21hey lover boy we're on
00:31:25gotta go find me in the green room after hope you like it
00:31:32break a leg lover boy
00:31:34Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:32:04Good. Nothing from Michelangelo. Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:11One more, please.
00:32:16But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:24Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:28You really think so? I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:32The who?
00:32:34You don't know the strokes?
00:32:38Are they older? I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:32:43It's alright. Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:32:47You want some of them to drink?
00:32:49Yeah, thank you.
00:32:55So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:00I was 13. Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:33:06That's awesome.
00:33:08And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:13You're gonna quit dog walking? I thought you liked it.
00:33:17I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:21I don't even like dogs that much. I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:25A cat person?
00:33:29Who doesn't like dogs? Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:33I don't wanna talk about work tonight. I just wanna relax. Have a good time.
00:33:39I'm beautiful, you know that?
00:33:44I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake. Now I'm not sure. We have nothing in common.
00:33:49Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:33:54The heck. I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:33:56Michelangelo had his fun. Now I can have mine.
00:34:13Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:16What's going on?
00:34:17That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:34:21He's not.
00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:28Back off, dude. Back off.
00:34:31Grubby little hipster. She's my fiance.
00:34:34So that was an engagement ring?
00:34:36Jake, I can explain.
00:34:39Let's go.
00:34:41I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:34:42I'm not Jake.
00:34:48This is for making me uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:34:55And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:35:01I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:35:04You're such a hypocrite.
00:35:06Yeah, well I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:08Just an Italian American psycho.
00:35:11I'm not following you around.
00:35:13You know what? I get it.
00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night,
00:35:16and now you're jealous.
00:35:19Me jealous?
00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:23Like I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:27I have a name.
00:35:29Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:30That is an original.
00:35:32I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:35:34Oh, fine.
00:35:36I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:35:39I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:35:41You're treating me like shit.
00:35:43That's from the Renaissance.
00:35:45You're history's worst nightmare.
00:35:47I tried to make this work with you.
00:35:48We signed a contract.
00:35:50For an arranged marriage.
00:35:52Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:35:55You are such a simpleton.
00:35:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:01Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:04I tried to get along with you.
00:36:05You brought this onto yourself.
00:36:06I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:08Right back at you.
00:36:10I fucking hate you.
00:36:12I fucking hate you more.
00:36:13I like that.
00:36:28Strange with the penis in my heart.
00:36:33Wish I didn't get it but what does she want to see?
00:36:37You want to think
00:36:40I don't wanna think
00:36:48You want to think
00:37:04I don't wanna think
00:37:07where am i who's spooning me
00:37:18is that jake how drunk was i
00:37:23michelangelo dog walker oh i forgot we did that last night
00:37:34must have been all those free beers
00:37:37we don't have to talk about this right yeah too many drinks
00:37:43just forget it ever happened if that's what you want
00:37:47definitely um i have to go to work
00:37:53i should get up too oh my head
00:37:58there's pedialine in the fridge thanks for coming today sis
00:38:02of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:38:08well you look great thanks i don't feel great
00:38:14the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:38:17you on the other hand are glowing today
00:38:21what's going on
00:38:24so michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:38:29wait for the first time
00:38:32yeah we're taking it slow
00:38:35michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:38:40maybe i did misjudge him
00:38:44and how was it
00:38:48well
00:38:49really bad right i knew it
00:38:53actually it was the best sex i ever had
00:38:56well that explains the glow
00:39:00i am happy for you sis
00:39:04physical chemistry is important
00:39:07that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:39:09i don't get it
00:39:11he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:39:15i feel like like an arcade game and it just keeps getting the high score again and again and
00:39:19you get the picture
00:39:21hey
00:39:24opposites attract
00:39:27i mean that's why you guys love each other so much
00:39:31because you're so different
00:39:33something like that
00:39:35here comes
00:39:43right on the schedule
00:39:44dog walker's in love with me
00:39:46i'll have to let her down easy
00:39:48weird
00:39:50i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:39:52what was that about
00:40:03must be the hangover
00:40:05hey i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:40:17why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:40:47hey
00:41:02hi
00:41:05we should talk
00:41:08about last night
00:41:09i'm not very good with words
00:41:14me neither
00:41:14but
00:41:15last night i
00:41:16you don't have to say anything
00:41:17we both know it was a mistake
00:41:19and we can just go back to hating each other
00:41:22like nothing ever happened
00:41:24i don't think you understand it you just listen to me for a second
00:41:27look
00:41:27you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:41:29i'm a big girl
00:41:30i've had a one night stand before
00:41:32i've never been with someone like you before
00:41:35okay i get it
00:41:37i'm not one of your
00:41:38your models or your your d-list actresses
00:41:41you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily
00:41:45i know that if you would take back last night that you would frankly so would i i mean you're driving me nuts you don't understand let's let's get some takeout and figure this thing out
00:41:55i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:41:59wait
00:42:00did you just call me amelia
00:42:02what happened to dog walker
00:42:07i have a confession to make
00:42:09last night
00:42:12i don't know how
00:42:14i don't know why
00:42:15that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:42:19really
00:42:21do i look like i'm lying
00:42:23i'm not a good actor
00:42:25i could even do reality tv
00:42:27but
00:42:29there is
00:42:30a fire
00:42:32between us amelia
00:42:33some kind of crazy
00:42:34cosmic chemistry
00:42:36you sound like you're
00:42:39reading a horoscope
00:42:40amelia
00:42:41please
00:42:42i know you felt it too
00:42:45amelia
00:42:51please
00:42:52don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:42:55i felt it too
00:42:58so why are we fighting it
00:43:03i've been thinking about you all day
00:43:06me too
00:43:08maybe
00:43:08i think
00:43:09i think
00:43:10oh
00:43:11oh
00:43:13is
00:43:21that's
00:43:22not
00:43:30oh
00:43:33I
00:43:33don't
00:43:33I
00:43:34don't
00:43:34we
00:43:34I
00:43:35I
00:43:35i
00:43:36don't
00:43:37so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:43:45lot fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:43:50no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:43:55if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:43:59espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:02you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:44:12thanks you know we could actually try this
00:44:17hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:44:26we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:44:32why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:44:35oh gucci what's the rush
00:44:50oh hey royce
00:44:57jake how's it going
00:45:00good yeah
00:45:02look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:45:09we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:45:14is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:45:18i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:45:21he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:45:24well i am his woman
00:45:26he saw us together and he got jealous
00:45:29and i don't blame him
00:45:31oh my god
00:45:32am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:45:35dina volino
00:45:36i didn't mean to pry
00:45:37i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:45:40i'm here if you need to talk
00:45:43thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:45:46remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:45:50i thought we had a connection
00:45:52you're a cat person
00:45:54it never would have worked
00:45:56come on gucci let's go
00:45:59cats are awesome
00:46:04that was a great presentation
00:46:09the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:12you think so
00:46:13maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:46:17oh yeah yeah
00:46:19now listen
00:46:19i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:46:22you mind watching your little brother for me
00:46:24gucci
00:46:25sure
00:46:25but i mean
00:46:27your dogs are more emilia's specialty
00:46:29yeah but that's how you impress her
00:46:31you invite her for a romantic date
00:46:33at the dog park
00:46:34at the dog park
00:46:35mm-hmm
00:46:36i just texted her
00:46:37it's all set
00:46:38now
00:46:39go get her lover boy
00:46:42so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:46:55you've never played fetch before
00:46:58it's my dad's dog
00:47:00not mine
00:47:01let me try
00:47:03that's okay
00:47:05i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:47:09do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:47:14no
00:47:16i like my work
00:47:17what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:47:22you're right i should work less
00:47:25if nothing else
00:47:27you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:47:30fetch gucci
00:47:35i've got a big surprise
00:47:41a surprise
00:47:42just wait and see
00:47:45have a good night
00:47:53have a good night
00:47:53mr dino bellino
00:47:54what's that?
00:48:01special delivery from
00:48:03masterione's italian deli
00:48:04but gucci
00:48:08it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:10you know that's awful for dogs right?
00:48:15i thought you were
00:48:16off the clock
00:48:17besides a special occasion
00:48:20i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:48:24to pour a little chianti into
00:48:25i'm kidding
00:48:27this is for us
00:48:29why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:48:31what else is in the bag?
00:48:33just some imported italian ingredients
00:48:35so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:48:37you can cook?
00:48:40that was so good
00:48:52i feel like i just went to italy
00:48:55even though i've never been
00:48:56how did you do this?
00:48:59i can't cook at all
00:49:00making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:03did you learn in culinary school?
00:49:05no
00:49:06my mom taught me
00:49:07tell me about her
00:49:09i've never told a girl about my mom
00:49:12sorry
00:49:14i don't mean to pray
00:49:15she passed away when i was eleven
00:49:18breast cancer
00:49:20but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:49:23she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:49:26and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:49:29we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:49:35i still have all of her recipes
00:49:39here
00:49:39handwritten in italian
00:49:41that's really special
00:49:43i miss her
00:49:46this might sound corny but
00:49:49i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:49:53it's not corny
00:49:55but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:49:58just don't tell tmz
00:50:00what about your parents
00:50:03my parents died in a car accident
00:50:06when i was thirteen
00:50:07it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:10i'm sorry
00:50:11i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:14i don't want to lose her too
00:50:18i'm sorry
00:50:21your story made me emotional
00:50:23i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:50:24i'll help you
00:50:26no no it's fine
00:50:27i like doing the dishes
00:50:29it relaxes me
00:50:30good
00:50:31because i hate them
00:50:33well then i guess we make a good team
00:50:39is it just the wine
00:50:41or am i really falling for
00:50:43him
00:50:43her
00:50:56hey
00:50:56hey
00:50:57hey
00:50:57do you want an espresso
00:50:59i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:02no thank you
00:51:03i mean i have a morning meeting you
00:51:04i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:05okay well
00:51:06don't forget gucci
00:51:07how could i
00:51:08ready bro
00:51:11well let me fix your tie
00:51:13what do you know about ties
00:51:16you wear t-shirts to work
00:51:18and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:51:21touche
00:51:22there you go
00:51:25okay bye
00:51:26bye
00:51:27love you
00:51:30love you too
00:51:31sorry
00:51:41reflex
00:51:42i didn't mean to say that
00:51:44me neither
00:51:45too soon
00:51:46talk about it later
00:51:48yeah
00:51:49okay
00:51:51okay
00:51:51ugh could that have been any more awkward
00:51:54and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:51:58look who's here
00:52:03hey
00:52:04my little guy
00:52:05hey little gucci
00:52:07look at this right here
00:52:09huh
00:52:10let's try
00:52:12oh yeah now here's mine
00:52:16right
00:52:16just like that
00:52:18huh
00:52:18yeah
00:52:19even got one for big brother
00:52:21right there
00:52:22come to papa
00:52:24yes my boy
00:52:25all right
00:52:28all right
00:52:28so
00:52:28we gotta talk about this
00:52:30this wedding
00:52:31right
00:52:31this is two weeks off
00:52:32hollywood bowl
00:52:33they're waiting for an answer
00:52:35and i bumped into
00:52:36chris martin
00:52:37on the plane
00:52:38he says the band
00:52:39is free
00:52:40you like cold
00:52:41you like cold
00:52:42play right
00:52:42dad
00:52:43we can't have the wedding
00:52:44at the hollywood
00:52:45oh
00:52:46well all right
00:52:48then we'll book
00:52:49the magic castle
00:52:50how about that
00:52:51not too big
00:52:51plenty room for cold
00:52:52play
00:52:52let's just pump the brakes
00:52:55we cannot plan a wedding
00:52:57like this
00:52:58what
00:52:58something wrong
00:52:59with Amelia
00:53:00no
00:53:01everything's great
00:53:02it's better than great
00:53:05honestly
00:53:05but we cannot
00:53:07have a big flashy wedding
00:53:09that's
00:53:10our thing
00:53:11it's not Amelia's thing
00:53:12i think it'd make it
00:53:14uncomfortable
00:53:14wow
00:53:16i never thought of that
00:53:18you know
00:53:20you have a very good point
00:53:21there
00:53:21i'm very impressed
00:53:24you've never acted like this
00:53:27with any other woman
00:53:28i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:53:31with another girl
00:53:32sounds like you might be falling in love
00:53:35love
00:53:36yeah
00:53:38i don't know
00:53:40he's so cute
00:53:43all right
00:53:43all right
00:53:44change the deal
00:53:45gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:53:47all right
00:53:48and then we'll have a nice small
00:53:49intimate affair
00:53:51a wedding
00:53:52with
00:53:52cold play
00:53:53no cold play dad
00:53:55no cold play
00:53:57so
00:54:03it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:06it's not working
00:54:08i know it
00:54:09i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:54:12and i'm cured
00:54:14what
00:54:15you're cured
00:54:17oh
00:54:18congratulations
00:54:20thank you
00:54:21i wasn't expecting it
00:54:23i didn't think i would be cured
00:54:25in only two sessions
00:54:26it only took two sessions
00:54:29i almost had enough in my savings
00:54:31to cover that
00:54:32maybe i didn't need the dina velino's money
00:54:35what's wrong sis
00:54:37we should be celebrating
00:54:39i brought prosecco
00:54:40no
00:54:41yeah
00:54:42no i'm good
00:54:44yeah
00:54:44amelia
00:54:46i'm your sister
00:54:48you can tell me anything
00:54:49is it michelangelo
00:54:52is everything okay
00:54:54if that punk
00:54:55pretty boy hurts you
00:54:57i will take that man thong
00:54:58and give him a wedgie
00:54:59so far up his butt
00:55:00that it will cut him in two
00:55:02it's not michelangelo
00:55:05Betsy
00:55:05it's me
00:55:08i have to tell you something
00:55:11i cannot believe
00:55:16that they convinced you to do
00:55:17an arranged marriage
00:55:19what is this game of thrones
00:55:21it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:55:24and you know that i would do anything for you
00:55:26actually
00:55:28he's not that bad
00:55:30i kind of like him
00:55:33yeah babe
00:55:35that's called stockholm syndrome
00:55:37we need to get you out of there
00:55:39Betsy
00:55:40i have
00:55:41real feelings for him
00:55:44but
00:55:45what about the tabloid stories
00:55:48you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:55:51they banned him
00:55:52for life
00:55:53you'll never go to epcot
00:55:55he's not actually like the stories
00:55:58or
00:55:59at least not to me
00:56:00he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:56:04amelia
00:56:04if you marry michelangelo
00:56:07he will make your life
00:56:10a living hell
00:56:11what if you meet him
00:56:14yeah
00:56:15meet him
00:56:16maybe he'll change your mind
00:56:18maybe
00:56:18maybe you'll actually like him
00:56:19don't count on it
00:56:21please
00:56:22me
00:56:23just give him the chance
00:56:24fine
00:56:25yes
00:56:27only one
00:56:28yes
00:56:29you won't regret it
00:56:33i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:56:34you better bring the whole bottle
00:56:38thank you for making dinner
00:56:42of course
00:56:44i'm glad she's cancer free
00:56:45we need to celebrate
00:56:47michelangelo
00:56:50you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:56:54right
00:56:55you mean besides me
00:56:56i'm serious
00:56:57it's really important to me that you two get along
00:56:59have a glass of wine
00:57:01tonight's gonna be great
00:57:04it's enormous
00:57:15why would anybody need so much room
00:57:21it's nice to see you too sis
00:57:24nice to finally meet you
00:57:27let's see
00:57:28hmm
00:57:29so
00:57:31this is the
00:57:33infamous
00:57:35uh
00:57:35michelangelo
00:57:37how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:57:4196 Domperion
00:57:43Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:57:45yeah
00:57:47sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:57:49it's worth more than my car
00:57:50why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:57:53$8.99 at ralph's
00:57:57it's delicious
00:57:58this was made in france
00:58:01sorry
00:58:02can't touch that stuff
00:58:03so
00:58:05who wants a drink
00:58:06you've hardly touched your food
00:58:28it's a little too rich for me
00:58:33mine tastes great
00:58:35so michelangelo
00:58:39i
00:58:39have some
00:58:40big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
00:58:44you
00:58:45don't mind do you
00:58:46fire away
00:58:47so
00:58:49i know you two have been having your
00:58:51fun
00:58:53um
00:58:54um but
00:58:55what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
00:59:00i don't think it's going to
00:59:02that's cute and all
00:59:05but
00:59:05what about her career
00:59:07are you gonna support her
00:59:08or kids what's your stance on that
00:59:10or are you just gonna
00:59:12jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
00:59:15betsy
00:59:15betsy
00:59:16look
00:59:16i know i have a past
00:59:19but i'm committed to it
00:59:21we haven't talked about kids but
00:59:24i'm open to anything
00:59:25see michelangelo that's my point
00:59:27you two are getting married and you barely know each other
00:59:31we know that
00:59:32easy betsy
00:59:34i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
00:59:38and if you really cared about amelia
00:59:40you would give her the time
00:59:42and what makes you such an expert
00:59:44i don't see a ring on your finger
00:59:46michelangelo
00:59:47you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
00:59:51it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
00:59:53she gets it from you
00:59:53are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
00:59:57you started it
00:59:58why don't we all just calm down
01:00:06betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:00:08no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:00:12that's not fair michelangelo
01:00:14she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:00:16you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:00:18and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:00:21you know what you can't talk to betsy like that
01:00:24that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:00:26that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:00:32this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:00:35not to me
01:00:36you know maybe she should be concerned
01:00:37i don't like this side of you
01:00:39see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:00:42but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:00:44you told her
01:00:45she's my sister
01:00:47i don't care that violates our agreement
01:00:49oh is that all i am to you
01:00:50a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:00:53it's not what i meant
01:00:55it came out wrong amelia
01:00:56i love you
01:00:58you love me
01:01:00don't listen to him
01:01:01he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:03shut the fuck up
01:01:04you know what
01:01:06maybe she was right
01:01:07i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:01:09it's over
01:01:09we need to get out of here
01:01:16i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:01:19to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:01:21amelia
01:01:26i know this is hard to hear
01:01:28but
01:01:29you did the right thing
01:01:32you do so much better than him
01:01:34yeah
01:01:35but he isn't a monster
01:01:38i shouldn't have said that
01:01:39we can talk about it on the road
01:01:41get packing
01:01:43and if we leave now
01:01:45we can get to mexico by dawn
01:01:46lay low for a bit
01:01:47mexico
01:01:48or canada
01:01:49whatever
01:01:50it's that or stay here and get sued
01:01:52by the dino lovinos
01:01:54or worse
01:01:55i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:01:59i mean
01:01:59i only told you about the contract
01:02:01it's not like i told the media
01:02:03you don't know that
01:02:05we're
01:02:06liabilities
01:02:08lose ends
01:02:09you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:02:11get rid of that thing
01:02:17they could be tracking us right now
01:02:19yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:02:24see
01:02:26he could have a sniper on us
01:02:28it's romulus
01:02:33hey romulus
01:02:34what
01:02:36what do you mean gucci's missing
01:02:39you came
01:02:51against my better judgment
01:02:54i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:02:57i've just been busy
01:02:59but
01:02:59it's over with now
01:03:01you should
01:03:04punish me for straying
01:03:06you make me sick
01:03:09i make me sick
01:03:11nice
01:03:20nice underwear
01:03:22some great craftsmanship
01:03:25okay
01:03:30let's get this over with
01:03:32is that all you have to say
01:03:35do you even realize how hot i am
01:03:38i'm
01:03:39sorry
01:03:40chantelle
01:03:41i thought i wanted this
01:03:44but i don't
01:03:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:03:50amelia broke up with me
01:03:56it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:04:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:04:08i am fucking devastated
01:04:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:04:13i just wanted to come back to me
01:04:16come in there
01:04:21Amelia?
01:04:26hi dad
01:04:29gucci's gone?
01:04:31i'll be right there
01:04:33i'll be right there
01:04:39gucci gucci
01:04:40come on
01:04:40i love you
01:04:41romulus
01:04:41what?
01:04:42hold on
01:04:42oh
01:04:43well
01:04:45i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:04:48we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:04:50he just shot off like a rocket
01:04:52i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:04:55well
01:04:57we can help you find him
01:04:59yeah
01:05:00right
01:05:01oh
01:05:02good thanks
01:05:04good
01:05:04gucci
01:05:05this better not be a trap
01:05:07just come on
01:05:08gucci
01:05:11gucci
01:05:12gucci
01:05:13hey hey hey where's becalangelo?
01:05:16huh?
01:05:16i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you?
01:05:18oh um he's
01:05:20sorry i'm late dad
01:05:21where were you?
01:05:23i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:05:26it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:05:28if this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:05:30nothing will
01:05:31smart move kid
01:05:33here ladies
01:05:34take a piece of this prosciutto
01:05:35yeah that's it
01:05:37let me the earth
01:05:41gucci
01:05:52we've been looking for him all night long
01:06:02we're never gonna find him
01:06:05don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:06:07keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:06:09see they're not gonna kill us
01:06:13i do have to admit though
01:06:15i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:06:18he's really there for his dad
01:06:21his dad's dog
01:06:22so you approve now?
01:06:25i didn't say that
01:06:26gucci
01:06:30gucci
01:06:32gucci
01:06:33my boy's back
01:06:35oh
01:06:36okay
01:06:43okay
01:06:44okay
01:06:44i'm a little closer to approving
01:06:48i might have possibly misjudged you
01:07:00a little
01:07:02it's okay
01:07:04most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:07:07they just leave out part of the story
01:07:09amelia
01:07:11can we talk
01:07:13please
01:07:16amelia
01:07:19can we talk
01:07:21please
01:07:24okay
01:07:25amelia
01:07:34i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:07:38i shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:07:41and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:07:44i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:07:51thanks for saying that
01:07:55i needed to hear that
01:07:57and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:08:01you're not one
01:08:03i'm still learning new things about you
01:08:06most of them are good
01:08:08i'm happy we signed the contract
01:08:12i'm not
01:08:14you're not?
01:08:18what do you mean?
01:08:20amelia this
01:08:21might sound crazy but
01:08:23i meant it when i said that i love you
01:08:26and i don't want
01:08:28some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:08:31i want to know that our love is real
01:08:35dad
01:08:38what is this son?
01:08:40i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:08:43why son?
01:08:46because i want to ask her to marry me
01:08:48and not because of some legal obligation
01:08:53but because she wants to
01:08:56consider our contract null and void
01:09:04i want to cancel the contract null and void
01:09:11amelia
01:09:11where will it be?
01:09:14will you marry me?
01:09:17will you marry me?
01:09:20yes
01:09:23i'll marry you
01:09:25you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:09:42and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:09:45look at me
01:09:47i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:09:49all right, all right, you two
01:09:53that's enough, all right
01:09:54we spent this whole night together
01:09:56come over to my place, all right
01:09:59we'll have a nice breakfast
01:10:00italian style
01:10:02hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:10:04i think i can get used to it
01:10:07and then we can all discuss the wedding, all right
01:10:09i want to hear from everybody involved
01:10:12especially Coldplay
01:10:14we're not getting Coldplay, dad
01:10:16it was worth a try
01:10:18and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:10:43michelangelo
01:10:45uh, amelia
01:10:49even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:10:53we're perfect together
01:10:56i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:11:01and not just about dogs
01:11:02i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:11:07i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this year and in return i promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:11:20amelia you're the only thing better than free underwear
01:11:38the only thing better than free underwear
01:11:40i love you so much
01:11:43i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are
01:11:55michelangelo you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:12:03and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime in a good way
01:12:14i know your mom would be proud of you
01:12:17ti amo michelangelo
01:12:19i love you
01:12:19with the power vested in me by almighty god and the city of beverly hills
01:12:24i now pronounce you husband and wife
01:12:27you may kiss your bride
01:12:29thanks
01:12:38i'm betsy
01:12:40amelia's sister
01:12:42i'm jake
01:12:43another dog walker
01:12:45it's crazy you know given my sister but i've always been more of a cat person
01:12:50me too
01:12:52red dragon record by short drama free follow for more
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