In the hilarious animated adventure 'Fixed (2025)', an average dog named Bull discovers he's scheduled for neutering the next morning. Determined to have one final, unforgettable adventure, he rallies his pack of buddies for a wild 24 hours. This heartwarming and comedic film explores themes of friendship and embracing life's unexpected turns.
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00:00:00Mr. Bigster
00:00:30Oh, what a cute little mutt. Hey there, little guy.
00:00:49Dad, what's in the box?
00:00:52Family, I'd like to introduce you to...
00:00:55Oh, he's so cute.
00:01:03This is your home now. Look, Nana, my new little brother.
00:01:07Oh, my goodness, what a little punch cake.
00:01:10I think he likes you, Nana.
00:01:25Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So good.
00:01:32Oh, oh.
00:01:35Oh, you've always been amazing.
00:01:38Oh, you are my one and only.
00:01:40Well, there's lots of others, but you are my favorite.
00:01:44Really?
00:01:45Oh, oh, oh, Nana. Oh, you feel so good.
00:01:51Oh, right? Who doesn't love their Nana?
00:01:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:57Are you into it? Both of us gotta be into it.
00:02:01Two-way enjoying.
00:02:03Gotta be feeling that, right?
00:02:05Who's your good boy? Who's your good boy?
00:02:16Here we go.
00:02:18Buckle up!
00:02:20What's happening?
00:02:22Where are my glasses?
00:02:25My lipstick? What's that doing there?
00:02:28Yeah, that's my dick.
00:02:31Oh, are you okay?
00:02:32What the fuck?
00:02:34How many times have I told you to stop pumping Nana?
00:02:37Having trouble running?
00:02:38Still gotta finish here.
00:02:41Oh, my dick is on fire!
00:02:53Oh, yeah.
00:02:55Sweet, minty relief.
00:02:57We got him. God damn it, boy.
00:03:02Bull, you little shit!
00:03:20Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:03:23Bull!
00:03:23Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:32Hey, Bull!
00:03:40Oh, hey, honey!
00:03:42What's up, girl?
00:03:43How's it going?
00:03:44Oh, you know, everything's good.
00:03:46How's Nana?
00:03:47Nana?
00:03:48Why would you ask about Nana all of a sudden?
00:03:51It's weird.
00:03:52It's like, who cares about Nana?
00:03:54You know what I mean?
00:03:55I don't know, I'm smelling a musty odor and a certain potpourri and menthol scent and, um, I'm not gonna lie to you, your pinky dinky is out.
00:04:04Oh, that?
00:04:05No, that's just morning wood.
00:04:07Not a big deal.
00:04:08At 2.30?
00:04:09Well, after lunch, wood.
00:04:12What?
00:04:12Do you girls not get that?
00:04:14Nah, let me just take care of it.
00:04:15Enough is enough!
00:04:25This has to stop!
00:04:27So, yeah, you were saying...
00:04:28Oh!
00:04:28Oh!
00:04:39Oh, Bull, Bull, Bull.
00:04:42You've been tapping Nana since we were pups.
00:04:44She's nothing but trouble.
00:04:46What are you gonna learn?
00:04:48I know.
00:04:49I'm sick.
00:04:50But she just smells so old.
00:04:52It's enchanting.
00:04:54You need to stop.
00:04:54Just cut it off.
00:04:56Go cold turkey.
00:04:57Trust me, I've tried.
00:04:58Thanksgiving dinner was never the same.
00:05:00What?
00:05:00They didn't like their turkey tenderized and creamy?
00:05:03Girl, you are disgusting.
00:05:05I'm not the one fucking dead turkeys.
00:05:07Oh, yeah, good one.
00:05:09Got me.
00:05:10Yeah.
00:05:10Like, I fucked dead turkeys.
00:05:13Get out of here with that.
00:05:14Sure.
00:05:15I think a cornish hen is more your size anyway.
00:05:17It's tighter where it counts.
00:05:19So, what are you up to?
00:05:20Well, I got the dog show coming up this week, so...
00:05:23Just practicing my smooth gait.
00:05:26Left, right, rear, left, rear, right, left, right, rear, left, rear, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
00:05:31It's like you're walking and skipping all at the same time.
00:05:34Rear, right, rear, right, right, left, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
00:05:36I don't get the whole dog show scene.
00:05:37I mean, everyone's trying to be the best version of the same thing.
00:05:41But what if you're different?
00:05:43Is that bad?
00:05:44And then after all the judging, they grope you?
00:05:47They aren't groping me.
00:05:49They are gently touching my body and judging me based on how it feels.
00:05:53Who are these people?
00:05:54You know, dog lovers.
00:05:56They document our lineage, keep tabs on what the standards should be,
00:06:00and breed us properly for the ultimate perfect specimen.
00:06:03We're like the royal family of our species.
00:06:05Oh, my queen, I have located the perfect specimen for you to breed with.
00:06:13Oh, have you?
00:06:14Well, I do say then, who is this chosen one?
00:06:19I am Lord Duke, the Earl of Awesomeness, Sir Studley,
00:06:24and it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
00:06:27You are quite below my usual standards.
00:06:31But I am feeling generous, so you may partake in the royal penis.
00:06:36Oh, my!
00:06:38Sir Studley, I would be honored.
00:06:41Shall we proceed?
00:06:44Absolutely.
00:06:45Yeah, proceedings.
00:06:46What I did, I wanted to do.
00:06:48Let's proceed with it.
00:06:49I just thought we would probably proceed with the next part after we kept going back and forth.
00:06:56Oh, are you thinking about Nana, or should I be flattered?
00:06:59Fall! Walk!
00:07:01Gotta go, that's my walk.
00:07:02All right, Sir Studley, I'll be along shortly.
00:07:05We shall continue at the park.
00:07:07Shit, that got hot out of nowhere.
00:07:10Gotta be ready next time I bust out the old accent.
00:07:12Hey, there's my little monster.
00:07:26You ready to go for a walk, big guy?
00:07:29Okay, okay, I know.
00:07:31Very exciting.
00:07:32Let me just get this on you.
00:07:34Hey, hey, walk.
00:07:36Come on.
00:07:36Come on.
00:07:37There's my horny little maniac.
00:07:45Loves ya, huh?
00:07:47Who loves ya?
00:07:47Come on, boy.
00:07:48You ready to go?
00:07:59Holy crap, I gotta shit.
00:08:01I gotta pee now, I gotta pee.
00:08:02Thank God, I've been holding this all day.
00:08:05I need to go.
00:08:06Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
00:08:08Okay, I'll get you to the grass.
00:08:10Oh, this shit is coming.
00:08:11Beep, beep, beep, beep.
00:08:12Help, help, help, help, help.
00:08:14Gotta go, gotta go.
00:08:18Oh, yeah.
00:08:19Oh.
00:08:21Oh.
00:08:36What smells like nylon and varicose veins.
00:08:50Oh, it's Bull's dick.
00:08:52Oh, look.
00:08:53It's Rocco, the ball-less wonder.
00:08:55I don't get your thing with Nana.
00:08:59Why don't you just lick yourself like every other dog?
00:09:02Ah, I tried.
00:09:03I just don't like the way I taste.
00:09:06See, I like my taste quite a lot.
00:09:08It's like summertime in the country.
00:09:10Blackberries with cinnamon and a touch of mint.
00:09:12So, anyways, Rocco.
00:09:16You should have seen it.
00:09:17Honey was all over me.
00:09:19She wanted to breed with me in everything.
00:09:21Right, because last week you said she licked your face.
00:09:23She totally did.
00:09:24Well, because you smeared your fucking face in peanut butter.
00:09:27What's there?
00:09:27Peanut butter?
00:09:28I don't...
00:09:29Because there could have been.
00:09:30Listen, mate.
00:09:31Just simply tell her you love her.
00:09:34Love?
00:09:35Pfft.
00:09:36What are you talking about?
00:09:38Yeah, me and my boys aren't really into those purebred showgirls.
00:09:42No, of course.
00:09:43Yeah, no.
00:09:43Honey is definitely not right for you.
00:09:45I mean, you've known her your whole life.
00:09:47She is your absolute fucking best friend.
00:09:49Who would want that?
00:09:51Oh, hey, Bull.
00:09:53Ooh, you fucked Nana again, huh?
00:09:56What are you wearing?
00:09:58It's Business Mondays.
00:10:01Misdemeanon is what it is.
00:10:02Yeah, well, my 900 followers don't think so.
00:10:06Mother says they love it.
00:10:08It's so weird that you call your human Mother.
00:10:11Fetch, no one's following you.
00:10:14Yes, they are.
00:10:15On Mother's phone.
00:10:16They comment on my pictures like a little face with heart eyes and I'm screaming and,
00:10:21oh my God, literally dead.
00:10:22And Mother even got me a sponsorship, so now I get free dental treats.
00:10:28What the fuck are you talking about?
00:10:30Fetch, you're a valued member of the pack.
00:10:33But you cannot hang out with us if you're going to pretend to be human.
00:10:36It is disgusting.
00:10:37Ah, whatever.
00:10:38You guys are just jealous.
00:10:40Hi, Lucky.
00:10:41Hey, guys.
00:10:42What's up?
00:10:43Oh, God.
00:10:44What are you eating?
00:10:46Oh, this?
00:10:46What's a flaxseed protein bar?
00:10:48It's just a little pre-play time pick-me-up.
00:10:51Ah.
00:10:52Lucky, you're eating cat shit.
00:10:54What?
00:10:55No way.
00:10:58Oh.
00:10:59Yeah, I think you might be right.
00:11:06You're still eating it.
00:11:11Oh, God.
00:11:12Yeah.
00:11:14Well, that's disgusting.
00:11:16Seems like you enjoyed it.
00:11:19Nope.
00:11:20Disgusting.
00:11:21Oh, wow.
00:11:22What a good little baby.
00:11:24My oopsie made a poopie.
00:11:26I love watching my human pick up my shit.
00:11:29Especially if it's a runny one.
00:11:30You know what?
00:11:30I love taking a second shit when mother only brought one bag.
00:11:35Why do humans need to pick it up at all?
00:11:37It's supposed to stay on the grass.
00:11:40That way, it melts into the soil, which helps grow the new grass, which we then shit on again.
00:11:47It's the circle of shit.
00:11:50That's pure poetry.
00:11:53Where do you come up with this stuff?
00:11:55It's the boys in the back.
00:11:56They inspire me.
00:11:58They're like my hairy, dangly muses.
00:12:00It's the boys in the back.
00:12:30All right, all right.
00:12:31Break it up already.
00:12:32I'm here every day.
00:12:33It's the same ass as yesterday.
00:12:43Get off me, you fat ass!
00:12:45I'm not fat.
00:12:46I'm husky.
00:12:47Stop drooling on me!
00:12:49I'm a mastiff.
00:12:50I can't help it.
00:12:51Fuck you, mastiff.
00:12:52This is a goddamn shit show.
00:12:55Excuse me.
00:12:56It's pronounced shit show.
00:13:01Why is chasing this stupid ball so fucking addictive?
00:13:04It's like, I don't get it.
00:13:05It's like you got the ball.
00:13:07Now you drop it.
00:13:08Now you're wound up again.
00:13:09You just had it.
00:13:10Because you never know when it's going to move.
00:13:13What happened to Luther?
00:13:14Oh, fuck.
00:13:20I recognize that expression anywhere.
00:13:22Don't say anything.
00:13:26Hey, guys.
00:13:27What's up?
00:13:29You chasing anything around out there today?
00:13:31Uh, yeah.
00:13:33No, we're good.
00:13:34How are you?
00:13:36I'm good.
00:13:36I'm good.
00:13:37Good.
00:13:37Good.
00:13:38Yeah, I'm good.
00:13:39Good.
00:13:39Good.
00:13:40I, uh...
00:13:41I, um...
00:13:43I...
00:13:44I thought they loved me.
00:13:50Luther!
00:13:51Pull yourself together, man.
00:13:52You'll be all right.
00:13:56Hey!
00:13:57What are you doing back now?
00:13:58Oh!
00:14:00Oh, fucking hell.
00:14:01The window of nothingness.
00:14:05Who would do this to you?
00:14:07My...
00:14:08people.
00:14:10At least...
00:14:11I thought they were my people.
00:14:13I came home after the park.
00:14:15And there was a party.
00:14:17And I thought,
00:14:18hey, I'm a good dog.
00:14:21I deserve a party.
00:14:22Sure you do.
00:14:23It was crazy.
00:14:25And decadent.
00:14:27No rules.
00:14:28As much as you want it, right?
00:14:29They let you drink from the toilet.
00:14:32They filled it with Kool-Aid.
00:14:35Best goddamn fucking Kool-Aid I ever had.
00:14:39Well, hey, Luther.
00:14:41Your schlong looks twice as big.
00:14:43So, that's cool.
00:14:45It'll be all right.
00:14:46No!
00:14:47It's not going to be all right.
00:14:49Nothing will ever be the same again.
00:14:51Easy there, mate.
00:14:52Easy.
00:14:54Look, I know the pain.
00:14:55I just remember you're not alone.
00:14:57I mean,
00:14:58you are, in a sense,
00:14:59because your ball buddies are gone.
00:15:00But you've got to rely on yourself now.
00:15:02All right?
00:15:05Hello, Luther.
00:15:06I just saw your balls on a milk carton.
00:15:09Because they've gone missing.
00:15:11Aha!
00:15:11Aha!
00:15:12Aha!
00:15:12Aha!
00:15:12Aha!
00:15:12Aha!
00:15:12Aha!
00:15:13Oh, Sterling.
00:15:14Man, I hate that asshole.
00:15:16Sterling?
00:15:17I thought you were my friend!
00:15:18That was yesterday.
00:15:20Today, you're a mutilated freak.
00:15:23I'm a show dog.
00:15:24These are your friends now.
00:15:26You can all get together and lick each other's nothingness.
00:15:31Aha!
00:15:32Aha!
00:15:32Aha!
00:15:32Aha!
00:15:32Aha!
00:15:33Aha!
00:15:33Aha!
00:15:33Hey, I still have mine.
00:15:35What?
00:15:37Huh?
00:15:39Oh, God!
00:15:40Aha!
00:15:41Aha!
00:15:42Aha!
00:15:43Oh, God!
00:15:44It is just...
00:15:45Can somebody corner on the car at me real quick?
00:15:47Just like a horizontal chew jag?
00:15:49Someone please put this loser out of his misery.
00:15:54Pathetic.
00:15:55Aha!
00:15:56Now listen, you feather puss fuck!
00:15:59You aren't any bad than us!
00:16:01No, actually, I am better than you.
00:16:04I've been refined over generations to genetic perfection, while your mom shit you out into
00:16:10a trash can somewhere.
00:16:12Don't you talk about my mom!
00:16:13Understand?
00:16:14She had 15 pups, and she did her best that she could.
00:16:18So, so what?
00:16:19So some of us didn't get a nipple.
00:16:20It doesn't mean she didn't love me!
00:16:22Hey, Rocco, easy.
00:16:23Let Team Bull handle this.
00:16:25This guy isn't worth it, all right?
00:16:27Oh, all hail the king of the ballless and maimed.
00:16:32What is that, by the way, eucalyptus?
00:16:37You get a fancy little bath this morning, all scrubbed up and pampered like a little golden
00:16:43doodle?
00:16:44You know what I smell like?
00:16:46Yeah, piss and shit.
00:16:47Yeah, exactly.
00:16:49And meat, and grass, toilet water, and maybe a hint of unexpressed anal glands.
00:16:54I smell like a real dog.
00:16:56You see these, Chief?
00:16:58I was born balls first, guy.
00:17:00Literally.
00:17:01You know, my mom pushed like an hour just for the nuts.
00:17:04We were born like a set of triplets coming out one after the other after the other, each
00:17:10one more gorgeous than the last.
00:17:11The vet was like, Jesus, look at that nut.
00:17:14Oh my God, look at the second nut.
00:17:17It's gorgeous.
00:17:18And then, wow.
00:17:20Look at the guy those nuts are attached to.
00:17:23I can see the resemblance.
00:17:26You look exactly like a ballsack.
00:17:28I figured this moron wouldn't understand.
00:17:31I mean, he's been inbred for generations, right?
00:17:34Do you ever think about just how many cousins and siblings had to fuck each other to produce
00:17:40a douchebag like you?
00:17:48Human style, baby.
00:17:50The people are watching us.
00:17:52Quick, put your tail in my ass.
00:17:54Oh my God.
00:17:58Why are they watching this?
00:18:01Humans are just as obsessed with sex as we are.
00:18:04Hey, honey.
00:18:05When my humans do it, I climb on the bed and stare them right in the eye.
00:18:09Totally ruins it for them.
00:18:11It's hilarious.
00:18:13Oh, Luther.
00:18:14Sorry for your loss.
00:18:16Hey, honey.
00:18:17Or should I say, greetings, my queen.
00:18:20Oh, hello, my darling.
00:18:22Hey, Sterling.
00:18:23Your loins are really filling out.
00:18:26Hmm.
00:18:26Very nice.
00:18:28I like.
00:18:29Excuse me?
00:18:30We were talking.
00:18:30And look at the depth of your chest.
00:18:33Oh my.
00:18:34Your floor ready for sure.
00:18:36Thanks.
00:18:37Wow.
00:18:38You really think so?
00:18:39Yes.
00:18:39I know I'm obviously going to take best of breed, but you actually have a chance to take
00:18:46winner's bitch.
00:18:47Listen, asshole.
00:18:48You can't call her.
00:18:49No, no.
00:18:49That's actually good.
00:18:50It is?
00:18:51Yeah.
00:18:52It would be amazing, actually.
00:18:53It could be better than amazing, because then we could do a little of that.
00:18:58I don't know.
00:19:06That's not really my style.
00:19:09Are you more of a traditionalist?
00:19:11Oh, yeah.
00:19:12Yep.
00:19:13Yeah.
00:19:13I'm into the traditionalist way of doing that.
00:19:16That's so cool.
00:19:17I just want to back it up and take my time with it.
00:19:21Oh, yeah.
00:19:22No, I think I...
00:19:23I think I understand, uh, conceptually.
00:19:26And then clamp on for the ride.
00:19:30Shit.
00:19:31Can you imagine?
00:19:32He would not know what to do.
00:19:33Like a lost little puppy.
00:19:35A little different than busting on couch cushions, huh?
00:19:38Or you're probably the granny or the nana type.
00:19:42Yes?
00:19:43Yes.
00:19:43Oh, yes.
00:19:44Look at that look.
00:19:45You are, aren't you?
00:19:46What a little perv.
00:19:47Who doesn't want to do their nana?
00:19:49I mean, when ours comes to visit, I climb that mountain and I grind it hard.
00:19:53Every time.
00:19:54Oh, just concentrate on her bony knees and, oh, get all deep on that shit.
00:20:01Right, Bull?
00:20:03Oh, yeah.
00:20:04No, totally.
00:20:04Fucking, fucking grandmas.
00:20:06It's so cool.
00:20:07Come on, everyone.
00:20:08Time to go.
00:20:09All right.
00:20:10Come on.
00:20:10Let's go.
00:20:11Love me some after-park steak.
00:20:27I can't believe you shit on Ralph.
00:20:29I told you.
00:20:30I didn't see him.
00:20:34You know, mate, it's not the balls that make the dog.
00:20:37Sure, we can't make pops, but other than that, it don't make no difference.
00:20:41Oh, yeah.
00:20:42Rock.
00:20:42I know.
00:20:43If anything, it's just, like, extra baggage in the back.
00:20:46It's a drag, honestly.
00:20:50Why do you like that pathetic mutt?
00:20:53Who, Bull?
00:20:54Oh, you know, he's my next-door neighbor.
00:20:57We've, like, known each other since we were on the team.
00:20:59I don't know.
00:20:59I mean, like?
00:21:00How can you like Bull?
00:21:01Why would you even...
00:21:02Why would anyone like Bull?
00:21:03He's, like, he's weird.
00:21:04He's awkward.
00:21:05He's, like, sweet and funny.
00:21:06He's, like, pudgy, but he's not, like...
00:21:08I wouldn't say he's, like, fat pudgy.
00:21:09You know, there's a lot to, you know, chew on.
00:21:12Not that I want a chew on Bull.
00:21:14I'm not saying that.
00:21:14But, you know, he looks like a grocery bag filled with potatoes.
00:21:18I mean, is that cute?
00:21:19Or, you know, sexy?
00:21:20No, I'm not saying that.
00:21:22But I guess if you like potatoes, it could be.
00:21:23But, you know, I like potatoes.
00:21:25But they're not for everybody.
00:21:27And, I mean, I'm just a show dog.
00:21:28And he's a regular dog.
00:21:30Why would he ever like someone like me?
00:21:44Sterling, you cock-faced asshole.
00:21:46Oh, you're a big boy.
00:21:52Oh, my baby.
00:21:54Scratches and rubbies for the big moa.
00:21:57Here's your bow.
00:21:58I'm Mr. Spacey.
00:21:59We're having fun now.
00:22:01But this is the no-no couch.
00:22:03Who's hungry for some meat?
00:22:05Who wants the bomb?
00:22:06Go get it, boy.
00:22:08Oh, it's in the house.
00:22:14Oh, no.
00:22:15We made up big masks.
00:22:16Who wants some yummies?
00:22:20Here, fuck my slippers.
00:22:21Dig through the trash.
00:22:23Who's thirsty?
00:22:25Come on, boy.
00:22:27Get the life away.
00:22:28Get in there, boy.
00:22:29What?
00:22:30The shiny white throne?
00:22:34Where's my water bowl?
00:22:36Here we go.
00:22:38Special treat for the special boy.
00:22:41What the?
00:22:41They filled it with coolant.
00:22:46They let you do whatever you want.
00:22:50It happened like that to all of us.
00:22:55It's all right.
00:22:56Come on, just get in there.
00:23:01No.
00:23:03No.
00:23:04No.
00:23:04No.
00:23:05It's so good.
00:23:07It's so good.
00:23:08Look at that.
00:23:12What a happy boy.
00:23:15Dad, is he going to be okay?
00:23:17He's going to be better than ever.
00:23:19Better than ever.
00:23:20Fuck me.
00:23:21Why?
00:23:24Why?
00:23:26What?
00:23:26Oh, why?
00:23:30Well, there goes another pair.
00:23:32Why?
00:23:34Why?
00:23:35Why?
00:23:36Why us?
00:23:37Well, what did we do?
00:23:39What did we do?
00:23:41Oh, sure.
00:23:43Fuckin' Nana in hindsight wasn't a great idea,
00:23:45but the punishment does not fit the crime.
00:23:48Oh, for fuck's sake, Bull.
00:23:51Take it easy.
00:23:52It was bound to happen eventually.
00:23:54We survived it.
00:23:55You don't get it.
00:23:56These are my balls.
00:23:58Without them, I'll be like some lifeless zombie.
00:24:01Pet me, feed me, walk me.
00:24:05Oh, we're zombies now?
00:24:07You're talking crazy, Bull.
00:24:09And it's really hurtful.
00:24:11Hurtful?
00:24:12How do you think I'm going to feel when they rip my nuts out?
00:24:15You think that'll be a little painful?
00:24:18They might as well rip out my heart, my soul.
00:24:21It's all the same.
00:24:23I'm scared.
00:24:24You should be scared.
00:24:26We all should be scared.
00:24:27There's nothing after this.
00:24:30The sun won't shine as bright.
00:24:32Bacon will be less bacon-y.
00:24:34The scent of life will be dope forever.
00:24:38And honey.
00:24:39Oh, my sweet, sweet honey.
00:24:42No way she's going to want a fat, ball-is-snow-pump-making freak.
00:24:47Don't you think honey might like you because of who you are inside and not because you have balls?
00:24:53Now who's talking crazy?
00:24:54You know nothing about this, Fetch.
00:24:57I've had enough.
00:24:58I know you're scared, Bull, but you're kind of being an asshole.
00:25:01What?
00:25:02Wait, where are you guys going?
00:25:03You know what?
00:25:04It's just like all those other shitheads who think just because they've got danglers between their legs, it makes them better than everyone else.
00:25:10Go fuck yourself, Bull.
00:25:12Oh, yeah?
00:25:13Like that's even passable!
00:25:27Bull?
00:25:29Is that horrible noise coming from you?
00:25:32Oh, hey, honey.
00:25:34Yeah, it's me.
00:25:36Whoa!
00:25:36Oh, wow.
00:25:48I mean, really.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51You look great.
00:25:52Oh, thanks.
00:25:53It's showtime, so I've got to get properly primped, which, if you didn't know, involves hours and hours of brushing and brushing, and then I got my nails clipped, and then I got my teeth brushed, and then...
00:26:05What's up with you?
00:26:06Are you all right?
00:26:07Oh, no.
00:26:08Did Nana die?
00:26:09Oh, well, you knew it wouldn't last.
00:26:12Oh, no.
00:26:13She's fine.
00:26:14You know, it's just...
00:26:14Just my whole future.
00:26:16All my plans.
00:26:18It's just hard to say this, but I...
00:26:20You know, I just found out that I, uh...
00:26:22Honey!
00:26:22Come!
00:26:23Let's go, girl!
00:26:24Sorry, Bull.
00:26:24Gotta go.
00:26:25Wish me luck.
00:26:27Mm-hmm.
00:26:27Sure.
00:26:29Okay, well, good luck!
00:26:30I'll just be here until they amputate my nut buds.
00:26:34Goodbye, honey.
00:26:34I shall never partake in your sweet nectar.
00:26:37I, uh...
00:26:39I always loved you.
00:26:41There, I said it.
00:26:42You didn't hear it, but I said it.
00:26:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:26:50Fuck!
00:26:52Dogs are disgusting.
00:26:54They're constantly smelling butts, licking balls, drooling.
00:26:57Ugh!
00:26:58You wanna eat some garbage?
00:26:59Oh, yes, please.
00:27:00hey bull you want to play big guy here he comes the head of the castrating committee
00:27:11what do you say buddy want to play some fetch
00:27:13look at me look at me look at the pain you have inflicted on me
00:27:28don't you pet me don't pet me don't pet me
00:27:32yeah that's right walk away walk away you bastard
00:27:38how how can you possibly live with yourself and what you're about to do
00:27:46look at this little guy pushing his little crumb you want any help friend
00:28:00i got this i got it i can do it yes yes you can so can i
00:28:10i don't have to submit to this senseless mutilation i like the ants will push that metaphoric crumb
00:28:18my balls up the grass of hope and opportunity to freedom
00:28:22these two-legged upright hairless jerks you think just because you give me food and shelter and
00:28:32little kisses and hugs and make me feel so safe and warm and loved
00:28:37that gives you the right to butcher me
00:28:40no more collars no more baths no more teeth cleanings for me
00:28:45i'm gonna eat what i want sleep where i want
00:28:50i'm gonna do whatever i want whenever i want with newer better friends
00:28:56i am a wild
00:28:57fuck it
00:28:59oh
00:29:06ow
00:29:07I know you
00:29:28Don't know what I'm going through
00:29:33Standing here
00:29:38Looking at you
00:29:41Please
00:29:42Bring this loser
00:29:47Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
00:29:50Come back, it hurts so bad
00:29:57Yes, it does
00:30:03Well, there it is, boys. Our destiny awaits.
00:30:11It's going to be just the three of us now, so we might as well get to know each other properly.
00:30:16Lefty, you've always been a little bigger and for some reason consistently spicier.
00:30:21So your name will be Old Spice.
00:30:24Righty, you're small but mighty.
00:30:26A take-charge type.
00:30:27You will be Napoleon.
00:30:29You see all that?
00:30:33That's our new home.
00:30:35As far as the eye can see.
00:30:37Shit. I'm already hungry.
00:30:56Where am I going to eat?
00:30:58Maybe I didn't think this all the way through.
00:31:00Oh, food rain.
00:31:26Never get that in the old domesticated dungeon.
00:31:59Whoa! That smell is weird. It's like it has a hint of skunk with just a kiss of citrus and pine.
00:32:29What's that sound?
00:32:42Hey! Stop that! I will get you!
00:32:52Why hello, m'lady?
00:32:55I'm so happy I found you. I feel like we didn't get to finish our conversation.
00:33:01Oh, uh, you know, actually, I was gonna say, like, you know, I'm in love with you. Always have been. Is that cool?
00:33:11That's very cool. Can I lick your balls?
00:33:14Uh, yeah. I mean, I wasn't expecting that to be first on the itinerary, but if that's how you express your love...
00:33:24Oh, these are great. So good. So mushy, but firm.
00:33:30Oh, hey, that stings. It's like tiny little needles.
00:33:36Oh!
00:33:39Huh!
00:33:40Oh!
00:33:42Oh!
00:33:43Help us! Don't let it happen to us!
00:34:10Who said that?
00:34:11Please help! Who's there?
00:34:13Down here!
00:34:20Don't just stand there staring like some kind of a fool!
00:34:24Do something!
00:34:25Old Spice?
00:34:26You can talk?
00:34:28Of course I can talk, you idiot!
00:34:31Now what are you gonna do to save us?
00:34:33This dog is not smart!
00:34:35We must wait no longer!
00:34:37It is time to put fate into our own hands, not the cold powers of this fool!
00:34:42I agree, Frenchy.
00:34:43We've been hanging around this loser for far too long.
00:34:49No! My bros!
00:34:51Come back!
00:34:51I got this! Really!
00:34:53I would never let anything happen to you!
00:34:55Wait! Wait! Come back!
00:35:17Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! You fucking cat! Let go of my balls!
00:35:28What? Wait! Where am I?
00:35:32Oh! Oh! My balls!
00:35:34Oh! Thank God!
00:35:36Oh! It was all a bad dream!
00:35:38Well, you look busy, so I'll just suit myself out!
00:35:45Now, you fucking dogs!
00:35:48Needy, neurotic dreams!
00:35:51Hissing and shitting wherever you please!
00:35:54Like the world is your personal toilet!
00:35:58Now, time we teach you furniture fuckers a lesson!
00:36:03How to die!
00:36:05Now! He's dead!
00:36:15Ah, could be a trick!
00:36:17Better rip his face to shreds to be sure!
00:36:20Nya!
00:36:20Nya!
00:36:21Nya!
00:36:23My... my pack!
00:36:30Huh? What are you supposed to be?
00:36:35Mother called this Bad Boy Fetch!
00:36:43Fucking dogs!
00:36:45You... you came for me?
00:36:50After everything I said?
00:36:52We know you didn't mean it!
00:36:54You were panicked, delusional, crazed!
00:36:57You had the nut-loss fever!
00:37:00I am so sorry!
00:37:02I was just so scared, angry, confused!
00:37:06I lashed out at you!
00:37:07My great mates!
00:37:09Apology accepted!
00:37:10Now, what the hell are we going to do about all these fucking cats?
00:37:15This is some tense shit!
00:37:23Why aren't they attacking?
00:37:37Because they're trying to mind-fuck us.
00:37:43It's that meowing.
00:37:45They're trying to lull us into some kind of hypnotic trance.
00:37:50I think it's working.
00:37:54Then, when you least expect it,
00:37:56they'll attack us in a mad, uncontrollable rage of fury!
00:37:59Hey.
00:38:00Hey.
00:38:01Hey, care, boof.
00:38:03I can't believe in it.
00:38:28Ah!
00:38:58Fucking dogs!
00:39:15Well, I guess that's it. Time to go home and face the hatchet.
00:39:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a sec.
00:39:23You know, we didn't get to use our giblets before the humans ripped them away from us.
00:39:27But you still have yours.
00:39:29We're gonna go out there and suck every bit of fun out of those balls before you lose them.
00:39:35Together, we're all gonna suck your balls.
00:39:38What?
00:39:39Whoa.
00:39:40Huh? Oh, no, no, I meant we're just going along for the ride as you enjoy your balls before you lose them.
00:39:47That's right, Lucky. It'll never be tonight ever again.
00:39:50We're domesticated and proud, but tonight, we're off leash!
00:39:57Kill the squirrel!
00:40:07No!
00:40:09No!
00:40:13No!
00:40:17No!
00:40:18Whoa!
00:40:21Help me!
00:40:26Oh shit, we just mutilated that poor little squirrel.
00:40:39Why do you think we were chasing it?
00:40:41I don't know.
00:40:42Why do dogs chase squirrels?
00:40:45Because we hate those disease-ridden furry little tree rodents.
00:40:50How am I supposed to clean myself?
00:40:52I don't want to lick squirrel blood.
00:40:54Yuck.
00:40:57Another squirrel!
00:40:59Lucky, no, that's not a squirrel.
00:41:02That's a squirrel.
00:41:05My eyes!
00:41:16Oh no!
00:41:18My eyes are isn't so bad!
00:41:20Oh, it hurts so good!
00:41:33Oh, gosh, you gotta get in on this.
00:41:37Oh, yeah.
00:41:38Oh, yeah, I'm good.
00:41:40Fuck off, humans!
00:41:46No one tells us where to shit!
00:41:58Help me.
00:41:59They've gone too far.
00:42:05Hey, I can walk.
00:42:15I can walk.
00:42:15I can walk.
00:42:16Freedom has its cost.
00:42:32What the hell?
00:42:41Paul?
00:42:43Paul?
00:42:44Paul, please. I can't believe it's you.
00:42:47What?
00:42:48Oh, my goodness. I hope you're all right.
00:42:51Paul, are you okay?
00:42:53Oh, wow. It's crazy to see her like this, because I realized with everything.
00:42:57And then this, because I... I... well, I...
00:43:00I love you.
00:43:02Sorry, Paul. We're late for the dog show.
00:43:06Hey. Hey. Did you get hit by a car?
00:43:09Honey.
00:43:10Huh? Where?
00:43:12Here.
00:43:13Huh?
00:43:13Honey.
00:43:15What happened?
00:43:17Paul got hit by a car and thinks he saw honey.
00:43:20I did see her. And... and... well, I tried to tell her I love her.
00:43:24She was late for the dog show and she drove off before I could tell her.
00:43:26Now, I never will.
00:43:28I couldn't do it with my balls and, well, without them,
00:43:30it'll be impossible.
00:43:33She's gone forever.
00:43:35Whoa. What do you smell?
00:43:39Dog shampoo.
00:43:42Perfume.
00:43:43Pretentious assholes.
00:43:45Judgment and the stench of disappointment.
00:43:46Oh, my gosh.
00:43:48Oh, my gosh.
00:43:53The dog show.
00:43:55Now, let's get you some honey.
00:43:57How are we going to get in?
00:44:11Oh, I've got an idea.
00:44:17I don't know about this, guys.
00:44:19Come on, Lucky.
00:44:20You're so good at making that human sound.
00:44:22They'll never know.
00:44:23Fuckin' hell, boys.
00:44:29Push ya.
00:44:30Push ya.
00:44:33Fetch.
00:44:33Tuck in that nose boner.
00:44:36No!
00:44:36That's even worse.
00:44:42Oh, uh, hi.
00:44:43How's it going?
00:44:44Hi!
00:44:45Wow.
00:44:46That guy is really bad at his job.
00:44:48Back, back, spine straight.
00:45:13Chin up.
00:45:14Perfect.
00:45:15Happy walk, happy walk, happy walk, happy walk.
00:45:18Victory jump, victory jump, victory jump.
00:45:21Ah-woof, ah-woof, ah-woof.
00:45:24Oh, that's not right.
00:45:27Rough, rough.
00:45:29Oh, that's the good stuff.
00:45:31Well done, old chap.
00:45:33Next up, the bourgeois showing.
00:45:35Stage one.
00:45:36He said bourgeois.
00:45:38That's honey.
00:45:39Gotta find stage one.
00:45:41He's worthless.
00:45:42He should be put to sleep.
00:45:44I don't deserve to live.
00:45:46Oh, jeez, harsh.
00:45:49These poor dogs constantly judged.
00:45:52What a life.
00:45:53A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it.
00:45:56It just blooms.
00:45:59To be a champion, you must face not the competitor next to you.
00:46:03You must face the one inside you.
00:46:05Wow, that is so deep, Lucky.
00:46:13Oh, chocolate slap serve on the floor!
00:46:16No, Lucky, that's shit!
00:46:27That is just freaky.
00:46:29And now, to announce our best of breed, entry number 48, three-time winner and reigning champion, Sterling!
00:46:41Yes, of course, of course, Sterling wins.
00:46:45No surprise here.
00:46:50Oh, he's such a douche.
00:46:52And now, for our best-judged female, taking home the title of best breed, and now champion, Honey!
00:47:01Wow, I can't believe it!
00:47:03I did it!
00:47:10I told you, all your hard work paid off.
00:47:14Look how happy she is.
00:47:16Why would she ever want a miserable sack of shit like me?
00:47:19Look at you, standing out from the crowd.
00:47:28So special.
00:47:35So special?
00:47:38But, what if you're different?
00:47:40Is that bad?
00:47:41You're like, it's so much better than me!
00:47:43It's my nose, isn't it?
00:47:44It's just too long!
00:47:46Wait, no, it looks just like mine!
00:47:47It's your ass!
00:47:48It's so symmetrical!
00:47:50Why do I keep torturing myself?
00:47:51I'll never win!
00:47:53You're perfect!
00:47:53This is hopeless!
00:47:54I hope you choke on your blue ribbon, bitch!
00:47:57Whoa, what?
00:47:57You shouldn't have eaten breakfast.
00:47:59Why would they choose a pig to win a dog show?
00:48:01No!
00:48:03Oh, how did I not see this?
00:48:05Different is good.
00:48:07I don't want to be like everyone else.
00:48:09Bull was right.
00:48:12I want to be me.
00:48:16And I want...
00:48:19Bull?
00:48:27Ugh, nardbrushed, horrid smell.
00:48:31You're not a show dog, vile creature.
00:48:33Fuck you!
00:48:33Oh, you think you're better than me, yeah?
00:48:35Because you drank from your mother's nipple.
00:48:37What?
00:48:37I'm just as good as you!
00:48:38Okay, my mama loved me!
00:48:40And she did her best!
00:48:41There were 15 of us, for fuck's sake!
00:48:43How can one mother feed so many mouths?
00:48:46Reginald, we're on stage!
00:48:47No!
00:48:49Ugh, this is not gonna end well.
00:48:51And that's not gonna end well.
00:48:51Oh, my sister.
00:48:56Ugh!
00:48:57Ugh!
00:48:58Would you like me?
00:48:59Stop.
00:49:00I'm so still alive!
00:49:01Eww!
00:49:01Ugh!
00:49:06Oh!
00:49:08Ugh!
00:49:12Ugh!
00:49:13Ugh!
00:49:18Ugh!
00:49:19Ugh!
00:49:19Don't die, mate. Don't go down there.
00:49:29Can this night get any worse?
00:49:54Hey, we're here for you, pal.
00:49:56Come on, the night's still young.
00:49:58Oh, let's go get sprayed by that skunk again.
00:50:01No thanks. Mother says some herbal tea always brightens the mood.
00:50:06Oh, fuck your mother, Fetch.
00:50:08What bull needs right now is to teabag someone before his bags are gone.
00:50:12I'm sorry, guys. I can't. I'm done.
00:50:15Look, I know that wasn't ideal, but we can't go out like that.
00:50:20Yeah, I'm not feeling super, uh, in the mood right now.
00:50:26So let's get in the mood.
00:50:28There's no better way to get over heartbreak than to immediately move to someone else.
00:50:32Just forget it, Rocco.
00:50:34Damn. I need to mount something stat.
00:50:38You want to head to the hump house tonight?
00:50:40Yes, please. That place is swimming with tail.
00:50:43No shit, Richie. It's a dog whorehouse.
00:50:45Why do you have to be such a dick all the time?
00:50:50Let's follow those guys. They sound goal-oriented.
00:51:04Whoa.
00:51:05Woo. Hot stuff up in here tonight. I gotta get me a drink.
00:51:09Yeah. This is what tonight is all about. Let's hit it.
00:51:13Sure. Whatever. If you guys want.
00:51:22Welcome, bitches. Are you ready to go wild?
00:51:26See, I tried that earlier. I was going crazy.
00:51:29Oh, sweetheart. It is not wild out there.
00:51:32This is the place where it is wild.
00:51:36Now enter the house of pleasure.
00:51:40Awesome. Thank you.
00:51:41All right.
00:51:45What is it, baby?
00:51:47I don't know. I guess I've never met another dog like you.
00:51:51Mm-hmm. And you never will again.
00:51:53I am one of a kind.
00:51:55I am Frankie.
00:51:59Frankie?
00:52:00Mm-hmm.
00:52:03What is your name?
00:52:04Lucky.
00:52:05Ooh. Yes, you are. Aren't you?
00:52:09Follow me.
00:52:10Okay, sure.
00:52:11Sure.
00:52:19Fuck me.
00:52:21Uh-huh.
00:52:22I have to spend all your time.
00:52:23Come on.
00:52:26You can have it your way.
00:52:28How do you want it?
00:52:29Mother, help me.
00:52:32Mother, help me.
00:52:34Let's go to the next level.
00:52:35Dance floor, jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle.
00:52:37I'll break it down for you now, baby.
00:52:39It's simple.
00:52:40You be a minfo.
00:52:41I be a minfo.
00:52:42In a hotel or in the back of the rent.
00:52:44I want a beach and a bar.
00:52:46It's whatever you want to.
00:52:47Got the magic state.
00:52:48I'm the glove doctor.
00:52:49Hey, you finish teaching me about hot spot.
00:52:51I got you.
00:52:52When you show me who's like a baby.
00:52:53No water.
00:52:57My dad.
00:52:59Oh, shit.
00:53:00That's hardcore.
00:53:01I'm trying to explain, baby.
00:53:03That's what I'm doing.
00:53:04I'm trying to explain.
00:53:04I'm trying to explain.
00:53:05I'm trying to explain.
00:53:05I'm trying to explain.
00:53:06I'm trying to explain.
00:53:06Uh, you know what?
00:53:19This is all really intense.
00:53:21And, you know, with all the honey stuff going on,
00:53:23I don't know if I...
00:53:23Boo.
00:53:24Forget about honey, son.
00:53:26He's not here.
00:53:27But you are.
00:53:28And so is she.
00:53:30The things we do
00:53:32Are just between me and you, baby.
00:53:36Give it to me, baby.
00:53:37The cutie's out tonight.
00:53:38I'm on top, ride like you're in a rodeo.
00:53:41You ain't never heard a sound like this before.
00:53:43Oh, okay.
00:53:45I'm gonna come check this one out.
00:53:48Oh, shit.
00:53:48Oh, shit.
00:53:49Oh, shit.
00:53:49I don't know what to do.
00:53:52Just be yourself.
00:53:54I don't know who that is.
00:53:55Hey, what's up?
00:54:03Hi, this is Bull.
00:54:05Never been adjusted.
00:54:06All natural.
00:54:07Know what I'm saying?
00:54:09Well, hello, Bull.
00:54:11I'm molasses.
00:54:14Molasses.
00:54:15It's a sign.
00:54:25Molasses is a tastier version of honey.
00:54:27Go get it.
00:54:28Can I get some?
00:54:30Get some of what?
00:54:32Oh, I mean, can I some drink on you?
00:54:34No, wait.
00:54:35No, uh, uh, yeah.
00:54:36A drink of you?
00:54:37Can I, uh, I mean, get you a drink?
00:54:40Oh, okay.
00:54:42Follow me.
00:54:43Have me thinking about that ass after I'm gone.
00:54:45I touch the right spot at the right time.
00:54:47Like, so on the right social life.
00:54:48No worries, mate.
00:54:50You've got this.
00:54:51Really?
00:54:52No.
00:54:52He's fucked.
00:54:55Yeah, I don't know.
00:54:56I guess I'm always chasing a new smell or a new taste because to me that's like truth.
00:55:03Or something, I guess.
00:55:05But I'm never satisfied.
00:55:08Does that make any sense?
00:55:09Yes, of course it does.
00:55:11But perhaps you fix it on the external because you are scared of something which lies inside.
00:55:19I know this feeling well.
00:55:21You struggle to accept yourself.
00:55:24To love yourself.
00:55:28Well, you're right.
00:55:30But I've always felt kind of different, I guess.
00:55:36I don't know how to love myself.
00:55:38And maybe you could show me?
00:55:41Mm-hmm.
00:55:43Oh.
00:55:43Okay, that was quick.
00:55:53Now, it is your turn.
00:55:56Well, what do I do?
00:55:58The same thing I did to you.
00:55:59But I've never done anything like this, so...
00:56:04Wow!
00:56:05I haven't seen one like that before.
00:56:07Oh, sweetheart.
00:56:10That is my specialness.
00:56:12My...
00:56:12My everything.
00:56:14Myself, which is very deserving of love.
00:56:17You've got a peapod and a zucchini?
00:56:20Yummy, isn't it?
00:56:21Are you hungry?
00:56:23Well, sure.
00:56:24I'm always hungry.
00:56:28What the fuck was that?
00:56:29You nervous, baby?
00:56:52Let's see what you're all about.
00:56:56Ooh, that's musky.
00:56:58Oh, my...
00:56:59Have you ever smelled pure, untapped heat?
00:57:04You know, I don't think so.
00:57:06Is that what that smell is?
00:57:08It's quite tangy.
00:57:09It's like a sausage, but sweeter, like apple sausage.
00:57:12I always wondered, is apple sausage made from real apples?
00:57:16Oh, maven it, Boo Boo.
00:57:19It'll cleanse you of any inhibitions.
00:57:22Fill you with desire.
00:57:24Actually, it's clearing my allergies.
00:57:26Or it might be more of a chronic sinus issue.
00:57:28It's hard to tell.
00:57:29You're babbling.
00:57:30Me?
00:57:30No, that's silly.
00:57:31It's just my oral foreplay.
00:57:33You know, some dogs do it with their tongues.
00:57:36Or whatever.
00:57:37But I throw out the seduction and pleasure through, like, an audio-symphonic dictation.
00:57:43If you know what I mean.
00:57:44If you catch my drift.
00:57:45If you know what I'm saying.
00:57:45Well then, why don't you just speak into the microphone?
00:57:49Hey, is this thing on?
00:57:51What's the deal with fire hydrants?
00:57:54Am I right?
00:57:55Slow down, cowboy.
00:57:57Good things come to those who wait.
00:57:59Yeah.
00:58:00I don't know how true that is.
00:58:01I was waiting for something good.
00:58:03My best friend, Honey.
00:58:04You'd like her, actually.
00:58:05Similar name categories, too, interestingly enough.
00:58:08I guess I always thought that there was a chance.
00:58:10But I waited and waited, and now it's too late.
00:58:13I know I said best friend, but Honey is actually a lot more than that.
00:58:17She's basically my cool, wet grass that I scoot on.
00:58:21She's my first morning pee.
00:58:23You know what?
00:58:23Can you just get an itch from me?
00:58:25It's all the way by my shoulders.
00:58:27Yeah.
00:58:27Sure.
00:58:28Okay.
00:58:29She's all I ever needed or wanted, and I never had the courage to just say what I needed to say to her.
00:58:34Oh, here we go!
00:58:35Paul?
00:58:37Honey!
00:58:38Oh my god!
00:58:39You're here!
00:58:40Oh, okay.
00:58:40You know what?
00:58:41I'm really not into multiples.
00:58:43I'm kidding!
00:58:44I totally am!
00:58:45Can you imagine if that's where I drew the line?
00:58:48Un-fucking-real.
00:58:49I can't believe I ran away from a show just to find you mounting another dog.
00:58:54You left the show to find me?
00:58:57That's amazing!
00:58:59That's great!
00:59:00This isn't, by the way, I'm not mounting anybody.
00:59:03Well, then what would you call that?
00:59:06What the?
00:59:06No!
00:59:07No!
00:59:09Yeah, you ain't going nowhere now, baby.
00:59:16God, I'm such an idiot.
00:59:17Honey, no, wait!
00:59:19I can explain!
00:59:20I saw you and Sterling, and I thought...
00:59:22I mean, that's what you wanted, isn't it?
00:59:24Doesn't matter now.
00:59:26I thought maybe you were different.
00:59:28Clearly, you are the same as all of them.
00:59:30No, honey!
00:59:31This is not that!
00:59:33You're hanging by your dick from her vagina, Paul!
00:59:36What do you call it?
00:59:38I don't know what to call it, but it isn't sex.
00:59:40Oh, shit!
00:59:42It's the cup!
00:59:47I will rescue you, my darling.
00:59:54You are the best lover I ever had.
00:59:57No inhibitions.
00:59:58Pure desire.
01:00:00Lucky, no!
01:00:03Stay away from her, motherfuckers!
01:00:05I can handle myself.
01:00:12Stay away from me.
01:00:17Shit!
01:00:21We're gonna get out of here!
01:00:23Oh!
01:00:23Oh!
01:00:24Oh!
01:00:24Oh!
01:00:25Oh!
01:00:25Oh!
01:00:25Oh!
01:00:25Oh!
01:00:26Oh!
01:00:26Oh!
01:00:26Oh!
01:00:27Oh!
01:00:28Oh!
01:00:28Oh!
01:00:29Oh!
01:00:29Oh!
01:00:30Oh!
01:00:31Oh!
01:00:32Oh!
01:00:32Oh!
01:00:33Oh!
01:00:33Oh!
01:00:34Oh!
01:00:35Oh!
01:00:35Oh!
01:00:35Oh!
01:00:35Oh!
01:00:48Oh!
01:00:48Oh, shit!
01:00:49Look at those balls!
01:00:50Come on!
01:00:51Come on!
01:00:51Come on!
01:00:51Come on!
01:00:51I'm in heat!
01:00:52Take me down!
01:00:53Take me down!
01:00:53Give me the juice!
01:00:54Give me the juice!
01:00:54Give me the juice!
01:00:55Give me the juice!
01:00:56Hey, baby.
01:00:57Oh!
01:00:58Fuck it!
01:00:59Hell nipples!
01:01:00Look at!
01:01:00The nipples!
01:01:01Look at all that nipples!
01:01:03Ooh!
01:01:04Come on, Sucko!
01:01:05these tees. Mom, can I finally really have some, mom? Come get it, boy. No! That's not
01:01:12your mom. Honey. I'm a convict. Mother will never forgive me. No more likes, no more hearts.
01:01:30You have to face the truth, Fetch. You're just a dog. Bow, wow, wow. Bow, wow. I know this
01:01:46probably isn't the right time to say this, but I fell in love. What? With who? That striking
01:01:53Doberman Frankie. They are everything. And have everything. Everything? What do you mean?
01:02:00They had a fruit and a vegetable. Ah, I've heard about this. You see, Frankie was born
01:02:07with both a cannoli and a lasagna. I'm confused. That doesn't matter, okay? All I know is
01:02:13they taught me how to love myself and how to 699. This is all my fault. Yeah. For sure.
01:02:23Oh, yeah. No, everything that happened is your fault, evidently. Thanks for the support.
01:02:27Oh, look at you. You don't belong in here. Let's see if you have a chip. Yep, here we go.
01:02:33Well, it won't be long now. How do you know? He scanned her chip. Her owners are being informed
01:02:38of her location as we speak. Well, that's great, I guess. She doesn't belong in a place
01:02:44like this.
01:02:53Right this way. She's back here. There she is. Oh, honey, my precious little angel.
01:02:59How you ended up here, I never know. We better hurry home. We have a big plated for our little
01:03:05champion. Big plated? Oh, no. What is it? That's what he meant at the park. Fuck! If honey
01:03:13won, then he would get to breed with her. She's going to be studded out to that douchebag,
01:03:19Sterling. It's over. Uh-oh. I got to go. I got to go bad. Where do I go? Where do I go?
01:03:26Oh, don't you smell it, Lucky? It's all around you. This fucking whole place is a giant
01:03:31pee puddle. Holy shit. That just might work. All right, listen up, everyone. Once we were
01:03:36on vacation at this place called Las Vegas, right? They had a lot of lives. What the heck's
01:03:46going on in there?
01:03:56Bellasio, these motherfuckers!
01:04:08Oh, God!
01:04:09Oh, God!
01:04:12Oh!
01:04:17Oh!
01:04:22Oh!
01:04:24The world is still here.
01:04:26The world is still there.
01:04:28The world is still here.
01:04:30The world is still there.
01:04:34No one can't, no one can.
01:04:36Go ahead.
01:04:52Now what?
01:04:53Now, you be the best human you can be!
01:05:19Ah, you there, dog!
01:05:23Do you think you could help out, uh, you know, fellow animal here?
01:05:31Yeah, uh, not gonna happen.
01:05:34Fucking cats.
01:05:36Fucking dogs.
01:05:49Home!
01:05:50What is it, Lucky?
01:05:53We don't have much time.
01:05:54I have to find Frankie.
01:05:56But Frankie is my honey, Bull.
01:05:58Ah, shit, pal.
01:06:00That's all you have to say.
01:06:01Good luck.
01:06:06Frankie!
01:06:08Frankie!
01:06:12Frankie!
01:06:13Frankie!
01:06:13Frankie!
01:06:18Frankie!
01:06:20Hungry?
01:06:22Frankie?!
01:06:24The one and only.
01:06:25The one and only.
01:06:27What the?
01:06:45Yeah, they've been worrying sick about you.
01:06:47Went house to house looking for you and everything.
01:06:50That's how he knew you left.
01:06:52They... they love and miss me?
01:06:54Then why the hell do they want to cut off my balls?
01:06:59It's sweet and horrific, all at the same time.
01:07:10Oh, these two are going to produce a prize-winning litter.
01:07:13We're going to make so much money.
01:07:16Oh, gosh, I forgot the cheese and crackers.
01:07:17Oh, I'll help you. Hold on.
01:07:20Gotta get loose.
01:07:21Yeah.
01:07:22Ugh, don't want to pull my hammy when I'm giving you the slam-bammy.
01:07:28Ugh, stretch it out.
01:07:30Ugh, whatever. Just less talking, please. Like, no talking.
01:07:33Seriously, honey, you should consider yourself one lucky bitch.
01:07:37I'm kind of a top-notch stud. Like, there's a long waiting list.
01:07:41Oh, it's a shame you can't mate with yourself, since you're so cool and interesting.
01:07:45Ugh, what can I say? Everyone wants my DNA.
01:07:49I shoot gold out of this gun. I've got a glistening coat, symmetrical body structure, healthy gums, powerful gait, and a generally imposing stature.
01:07:59Every bit the perfect asshole.
01:08:01Yes, that too. It's bleached every other week.
01:08:04Ugh, he is such a douche.
01:08:07What are you going to do?
01:08:08I'm going to hop this fence and kick the shit out of that fucker!
01:08:13Woo-hoo! Go pull!
01:08:14I hope that stops soon. I wouldn't want it to interfere with the timing of my rhythmic thrusting.
01:08:38Right, right, right. Because if there's one thing that makes sex great, it's predictability.
01:08:42Okay, I'm properly stretched.
01:08:44Let's get this on, baby.
01:08:49Oh no, they're starting.
01:08:53Ooh, this is going to be the most painful one.
01:08:55I got this.
01:08:59Why didn't you do that the first six times?
01:09:01Well, I thought he was going to make it.
01:09:03I have a good one.
01:09:20Let's go.
01:09:20I'm going to make it.
01:09:22Let's go.
01:09:23Let's go.
01:09:24Oh, yes.
01:09:44Oh, yes.
01:09:48Oh, yes.
01:09:52house. Oh, oh. Oh, my queen. What the hell? Honey, I'm sorry. I came to the dog show to tell you
01:10:05something. Something I should have said a long time ago. But when I saw you and Sterling up there,
01:10:13I thought I'd blow my chance. I never should have gone to that freaky ass. I don't pass, please.
01:10:21Bull, I... I'm sorry. I have to say it now. I love you. Oh, baby. Oh, yeah. Of course you love me.
01:10:31Who wouldn't after this jackhammering? What? He's going faster. But to be clear, I do not love you.
01:10:37Sorry, but I pride myself in always being honest. You're just one of the many. I've loved you since
01:10:44we were pups. I loved when you chewed on my ears. I loved that when it rained, we tried to bite all the
01:10:50raindrops. I still peed like a girl because the way you did it seemed better. Oh, Bull. Are you
01:10:58crying? Yeah, and not really sure if they're tears of joy or pain or what the heck's going on.
01:11:04I don't know what's going to happen after this, but know that I will always and forever love you.
01:11:09Oh, Sterling! Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, yes. Oh, Sterling.
01:11:21That was interesting. You're very tight. Or probably I'm so large. I hope my girth didn't
01:11:28hurt much. Not that I care. Okay. Bye.
01:11:31I'm not dripping, am I? That was amazing. You're like a hero. Fuck Lassie. Fuck Beethoven. Even Benji can go fuck himself. You're the real deal.
01:11:57Yeah, that was some inspirational shit. Well, I am totally into ass play, but the idea that Sterling's demon
01:12:03seed is inside of me is completely traumatizing, so I'm going to go dump him out.
01:12:19Bull? Oh, my God!
01:12:21Bull, you're back!
01:12:23Come here, bully boy. Come here. Oh, holy shit. He smells like ass.
01:12:28Oh, watch the buttonhole, people. Please.
01:12:45Oh.
01:12:45Oh.
01:12:45Oh.
01:12:45Oh.
01:12:45Oh.
01:12:45Oh.
01:12:45Oh.
01:12:45Oh.
01:12:45Oh.
01:12:45Oh.
01:12:46Oh.
01:12:46Oh.
01:12:46Oh.
01:12:47Oh.
01:12:47Oh.
01:12:47Oh.
01:12:48Oh.
01:12:48Oh.
01:12:49Oh.
01:12:49Oh.
01:12:49Oh.
01:12:50Oh.
01:12:50Oh.
01:12:50Oh.
01:12:51Oh.
01:12:51Oh.
01:12:52Oh.
01:12:52Oh.
01:12:53Oh.
01:12:54Oh.
01:12:55Oh.
01:12:56Oh.
01:12:57Oh.
01:12:58Oh.
01:12:59Oh.
01:13:00Oh.
01:13:01Oh.
01:13:02Oh.
01:13:03Oh.
01:13:04Oh.
01:13:05Oh.
01:13:06Oh.
01:13:07Oh.
01:13:08Oh.
01:13:09Oh.
01:13:10Oh.
01:13:11Oh.
01:13:12Oh.
01:13:13Oh.
01:13:14Oh.
01:13:15Oh.
01:13:16Oh.
01:13:17Oh.
01:13:18Oh.
01:13:19Oh.
01:13:20Oh.
01:13:21Oh.
01:13:22Oh.
01:13:23Ever since we were pups.
01:13:24Just like you said.
01:13:26No way.
01:13:26Yes, you idiot.
01:13:28Why do you think I was always waiting at the fence for you to wake up?
01:13:32I loved how you had to smell your first pee spot for 15 minutes each morning,
01:13:36checking the same area over and over again.
01:13:38I love that you failed obedience school,
01:13:41and that you sleep on your backspread eagle,
01:13:43and that you were always waiting for me when I got home.
01:13:47But I'm a mutt.
01:13:49You're perfect.
01:13:51Well, perfection has its flaws.
01:13:53I'm over it.
01:13:54What about your lineage?
01:13:56Oh, fuck lineage.
01:13:57The world has enough sterlings, right?
01:13:59Yeah, but you should know.
01:14:02I'm about to lose my one good asset.
01:14:05Uh, yeah, trust me.
01:14:07No one is gonna miss those.
01:14:09Really?
01:14:09Really.
01:14:10You are you, in spite of those.
01:14:13Not because of them.
01:14:16Wish you could have told me that earlier,
01:14:18and we could have avoided this whole night.
01:14:19Well, I'm glad I didn't,
01:14:22because then we might not have ended up together.
01:14:25You are one of a kind, Ball.
01:14:29And I love you for it.
01:14:32And you know,
01:14:33I am a still in heat.
01:14:35Me and Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones.
01:14:47We got a thing going on.
01:14:55When I wake up in the morning, love,
01:15:08And the sunlight hurts my eyes.
01:15:23Something without warning, love,
01:15:28There's living on my mind.
01:15:34Then I look at you,
01:15:36And the world's all right with me.
01:15:41Just one look at you,
01:15:46And I know it's gonna be,
01:15:50Along me down.
01:15:54And the world's all right with me.
01:16:08And the world's all right with me.
01:16:20Just one look at you,
01:16:25And I know it's gonna be,
01:16:29A lovely day.
01:16:33Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
01:17:03So good, boy.
01:17:04Thanks, Pop.
01:17:05Ooh, looking good, boy.
01:17:07I'm mad.
01:17:08What's good, Pop?
01:17:10What's good, y'all?
01:17:14Hey, Cowboy.
01:17:16Howdy, partner.
01:17:17How's it feeling?
01:17:18Well, you know, okay, I guess, but sometimes I get these phantom feelings, like they're
01:17:24still there, and then there's the nightmares.
01:17:27They come haunt me like some crazy-ass testicle ghosts.
01:17:30Why did you kill us, Pop?
01:17:33What did we ever do to you?
01:17:35Why?
01:17:37Ooh, that's super scary.
01:17:39I used to dream that my balls became clowns and performed at children's parties.
01:17:47Hi, honey.
01:17:49Hi.
01:17:49All right, doll.
01:17:50Hey, fellas.
01:17:52All those pups.
01:17:54Listen, some of you might not get the tea, all right?
01:17:57But that's okay.
01:17:58It doesn't make you any less of a dog.
01:18:00Ugh, this mom thing is a bitch.
01:18:04I can't get a night's rest without someone sucking on my nipples.
01:18:10I can't figure it out.
01:18:13There's no way those could be mine.
01:18:15Maybe it's something I ate that day?
01:18:17Hey there, champ.
01:18:18We've got a big surprise for you.
01:18:20We filled the toilet with Kool-Aid.
01:18:22No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:18:24What the fuck?
01:18:25No, no, no, no.
01:18:26Uh-uh, no.
01:18:27Oh my god.
01:18:28No.
01:18:30Karma's a bitch.
01:18:31Sucked by an obstructed dick, motherfucker.
01:18:34Hey, come on, you bougie bitch.
01:18:46It's ladies night and we gotta go.
01:18:50Hey, bully, do you mind watching the pups?
01:18:52I want to go with these crazy bitches and get our freak on.
01:18:56Uh, yeah.
01:18:58Okay, sure.
01:18:59Woo-hoo!
01:18:59Wait up, you hairy slut.
01:19:01Don't look so worried, bull.
01:19:03I mean, how freaky can those girls get, right?
01:19:07Uh, uh, yeah.
01:19:08You're right, Fetch.
01:19:10How freaky can they get?
01:19:13Hot and...
01:19:16So...
01:19:17Oh!
01:19:25Eat a little bit of...
01:19:27Eat a little bit of...
01:19:28Eat a little bit of...
01:19:32Eat a little bit of...
01:19:34Eat a little bit of...
01:19:50Whoo!
01:20:05Whoo!
01:20:07Oh!
01:20:10Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
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