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00:02:22Ở đây là...
00:02:23Ở đây là mắt?
00:02:25Một lửa đồ?
00:02:27Cái gì đó?
00:02:29Ở đây là mắt.
00:02:31Cậu, ạ?
00:02:32Cậu, ạ?
00:02:33Cậu, ạ?
00:02:34Cậu bao nhiêu lần đã nói tôi đừng có đợi hắn?
00:02:37Cậu có lẽ không có lẽ?
00:02:38Cậu có lẽ không có lẽ?
00:02:43Cậu, ạ!
00:02:44Cậu, ạ!
00:02:52Oh yeah, sweet minty relief
00:02:57Goddammit boy
00:03:19Boy you little shit
00:03:22Hey, hey, bull
00:03:35Hey bull
00:03:40Oh hey honey
00:03:42What's up girl, how's it going?
00:03:44Oh, you know, everything's good
00:03:46How's Nana?
00:03:47Nana?
00:03:48Why would you ask about Nana all of a sudden?
00:03:51It's weird
00:03:52It's like, who cares about Nana?
00:03:54You know what I mean?
00:03:55I don't know, I'm smelling a musty odor
00:03:57And a certain potpourri and menthol scent
00:04:00And, um, I'm not gonna lie to you
00:04:02Your pinky dinky is out
00:04:04Oh that?
00:04:05Nah, that's just morning wood
00:04:07Not a big deal
00:04:08At 2.30?
00:04:09Well, after lunch?
00:04:11Wood?
00:04:12What?
00:04:13Do you girls not get that?
00:04:14Nah, let me just take care of it
00:04:24Enough is enough
00:04:25This has to stop
00:04:26So yeah, you were saying
00:04:27Oh, bull bull bull
00:04:28You've been tapping Nana since we were pups
00:04:44She's nothing but trouble
00:04:45What are you gonna learn?
00:04:47I know, I'm sick
00:04:49But she just smells so old
00:04:52It's enchanting
00:04:53You need to stop
00:04:54Just cut it off
00:04:55Go cold turkey
00:04:56Trust me, I've tried
00:04:58Thanksgiving dinner was never the same
00:05:00What?
00:05:01They didn't like their turkey tenderized and creamy?
00:05:03Girl, you are disgusting
00:05:05I'm not the one fucking dead turkeys
00:05:07Oh yeah, good one
00:05:09Got me
00:05:10Yeah
00:05:11Like I fuck dead turkeys
00:05:13Get out of here with that
00:05:14Mhm, sure
00:05:15I think a cornish hen is more your size anyway
00:05:17It's tighter where it counts
00:05:19So, what are you up to?
00:05:21Well, I got the dog show coming up this week
00:05:23So, just practicing my smooth gait
00:05:26Left, right, rear left, rear right, left, right, rear left, rear right
00:05:30Wow
00:05:31It's like you're walking and skipping all at the same time
00:05:34I don't get the whole dog show scene
00:05:38Everyone's trying to be the best version of the same thing
00:05:41But what if you're different?
00:05:43Is that bad?
00:05:44And then after all the judging, they grope you?
00:05:47They aren't groping me
00:05:49They are gently touching my body
00:05:51And judging me based on how it feels
00:05:53Who are these people?
00:05:54You know, dog lovers
00:05:56They document our lineage
00:05:58Keep tabs on what the standard should be
00:06:00And breed us properly for the ultimate perfect specimen
00:06:03We're like the royal family of our species
00:06:06Oh my queen
00:06:09I have located the perfect specimen for you to breed with
00:06:13Oh, have you?
00:06:14Well, I do say then
00:06:16Who is this chosen one?
00:06:19I am Lord Duke, the Earl of Awesomeness, Sir Studley
00:06:24And it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance
00:06:26You are quite below my usual standards
00:06:30But I am feeling generous
00:06:32So you may partake in the royal penis
00:06:36Oh my, Sir Studley
00:06:38I would be honored
00:06:40Shall we proceed?
00:06:44Absolutely
00:06:45Yeah, proceedings
00:06:46What I just
00:06:47What I want
00:06:48I did
00:06:49I want to do
00:06:50Let's proceed with it
00:06:51I just thought we would probably proceed with the next part
00:06:53After we kept going back and forth
00:06:55Oh
00:06:57Are you thinking about Nana or should I be flattered?
00:06:59Ball
00:07:00Walk
00:07:01Gotta go
00:07:02That's my walk
00:07:03Alright, Sir Studley
00:07:04I'll be along shortly
00:07:05We shall continue at the park
00:07:07Shit
00:07:08That got hot out of nowhere
00:07:09Gotta be ready next time I bust out the old accent
00:07:12Adorable
00:07:22Hey
00:07:24Hey
00:07:25There's my little monster
00:07:26You ready to go for a walk, big guy?
00:07:30Okay, okay
00:07:31I know
00:07:32Very exciting
00:07:33Let me just get this on you
00:07:34Hey
00:07:35Hey
00:07:36Come on
00:07:37Come on
00:07:42There's my horny little maniac
00:07:45Who loves ya, huh?
00:07:47Who loves ya?
00:07:48Come on, boy
00:07:49You ready to go?
00:08:00Holy crap, I gotta shit
00:08:01I gotta pee now
00:08:02I gotta pee
00:08:03Thank God
00:08:04I've been holding this all day
00:08:05I need to go
00:08:06Gotta go
00:08:07Gotta go
00:08:08Okay, I'll get you to the grass
00:08:10Oh, this shit is coming
00:08:11Pee Pee Pee Pee themes
00:08:13Peeep poo poo poo poo poo poo
00:08:14Got You gotta Go
00:08:15Go
00:08:41Bỏ khó
00:08:43Oh
00:08:45What smells like nylon and varicose veins
00:08:49Oh, it's Bull's dick
00:08:51Oh, look, it's Rocco
00:08:53The Ball-less Wonder
00:08:55I don't get your thing with Nana
00:08:57Why don't you just lick yourself
00:08:59Like every other dog
00:09:01Ah, I tried
00:09:03I just don't like the way I taste
00:09:05See, I like my taste quite a lot
00:09:07It's like summertime in the country
00:09:09Blackberries with cinnamon
00:09:11And a touch of mint
00:09:13So, anyways Rocco
00:09:15You should have seen it
00:09:17Honey was all over me
00:09:19She wanted to breed with me in everything
00:09:21Right, cause last week you said she licked your face
00:09:23She totally did
00:09:25Well, because you smeared your fucking face in peanut butter
00:09:27What's there, peanut butter?
00:09:29I don't, cause there could have been
00:09:31Listen mate, just simply tell her
00:09:33You love her
00:09:35Love? Pfft, what are you talking about?
00:09:37Yeah, me and my boys
00:09:39Aren't really into those purebred showgirls
00:09:41No, of course, yeah
00:09:43Honey is definitely not right for you
00:09:45I mean, you've known her your whole life
00:09:47She is your absolute fucking best friend
00:09:49Who would want that?
00:09:51Oh, hey Bull
00:09:53Ooh, you fucked Nana again, huh?
00:09:57What are you wearing?
00:09:59It's Business Mondays
00:10:01Misdemeanion is what it is
00:10:03Yeah, well my 900 followers don't think so
00:10:05Mother says they love it
00:10:07It's so weird that you call your human Mother
00:10:11Fetch, no one's following you
00:10:13Yes they are, on Mother's phone
00:10:15They comment on my pictures like
00:10:17A little face with heart eyes
00:10:19And I'm screaming
00:10:21And oh my god, literally dead
00:10:23And Mother even got me a sponsorship
00:10:25So now I get free dental treats
00:10:27What the fuck are you talking about?
00:10:29Fetch, you're a valued member of the pack
00:10:31But you cannot hang out with us
00:10:33If you're gonna pretend to be human
00:10:35It is disgusting
00:10:37Ah, whatever, you guys are just jealous
00:10:39Uh, hi Lucky
00:10:41Hey guys, what's up?
00:10:43Oh god, what are you eating?
00:10:45Oh this?
00:10:47Little flaxseed protein bar?
00:10:49It's just a little pre-play time pick me up
00:10:51Ah, Lucky
00:10:53You're eating cat shit
00:10:55No way
00:10:59Oh, I think you might be right
00:11:07You're still eating it
00:11:11Oh god, yeah
00:11:13Well that's disgusting
00:11:15Seems like you enjoyed it
00:11:19Nope, disgusting
00:11:21Oh wow, what a good little baby
00:11:23My oopsie made a poopie
00:11:25I love watching my human pick up my shit
00:11:27Especially if it's a runny one
00:11:29You know what I love?
00:11:31Taking a second shit when Mother only brought one bag
00:11:33Why do humans need to pick it up at all?
00:11:37It's supposed to stay on the grass
00:11:39That way, it melts into the soil
00:11:43Which helps grow the new grass
00:11:45Which we then shit on again
00:11:47It's the circle of shit
00:11:49That's pure poetry
00:11:51Where do you come up with this stuff?
00:11:53It's the boys in the back
00:11:55They inspire me
00:11:57They're like my hairy dangling muses
00:11:59Hairy dangling muses
00:12:29All right, all right, all right
00:12:31Break it up already
00:12:32I'm here every day
00:12:33It's the same ass as yesterday
00:12:43Enough me you fat ass
00:12:45I'm not fat, I'm husky
00:12:47Stop drooling on me
00:12:48I'm a mastiff, I can't help it
00:12:50Fuck you mastiff
00:12:52This is a goddamn shit show
00:12:55Excuse me
00:12:56It's pronounced jitsu
00:13:01Why is chasing this stupid ball so fucking addictive?
00:13:04It's like, I don't get it
00:13:05It's like you got the ball
00:13:07Now you drop it
00:13:08Now you're wound up again
00:13:09You just had it
00:13:10Cuz, cuz you never know when it's gonna move
00:13:12What happened to Luther?
00:13:14Oh fuck, I recognize that expression anywhere
00:13:22Don't say anything
00:13:26Hey guys, what's up?
00:13:28Chasing anything around out there today?
00:13:31Uh, yeah, no, we're good
00:13:34How are you?
00:13:35I'm good, I'm good, good, good, good, good
00:13:38Yeah, I'm good, good, good
00:13:40I uh, I um, I
00:13:43I
00:13:45I thought they loved me
00:13:50Luther!
00:13:51Pull yourself together man
00:13:52You'll be alright
00:13:56Hey!
00:13:57What are you doing back there?
00:13:59Oh
00:14:00Oh fucking hell
00:14:01The window of nothingness
00:14:05Who would do this to you?
00:14:07My
00:14:09People
00:14:10At least
00:14:11I
00:14:12I
00:14:13Thought they were my people
00:14:14I came home after the park
00:14:15And
00:14:16And there was a party
00:14:17And
00:14:18And I thought
00:14:19Hey, I
00:14:20I'm a good dog
00:14:21I deserve a party
00:14:22Sure you do
00:14:23It was crazy
00:14:24And
00:14:25Decadent
00:14:27No rules
00:14:28As much as you wanted, right?
00:14:29They let you drink from the toilet
00:14:32They filled it
00:14:33They filled it with Kool-Aid
00:14:35Best goddamn fucking Kool-Aid I ever had
00:14:39Well, hey, Luther
00:14:40Your schlong looks twice as big
00:14:42So
00:14:44That's cool
00:14:45It'll be alright
00:14:46No!
00:14:47It's not going to be alright
00:14:49Nothing will ever be the same again
00:14:51Easy there mate
00:14:52Easy
00:14:53Look, I know the pain, alright
00:14:55Just remember
00:14:56You're not alone
00:14:57I mean
00:14:58You are in a sense
00:14:59Cause your ball buddies are gone
00:15:00But you gotta rely on yourself now
00:15:02Alright
00:15:05Hello, Luther
00:15:06I just saw your balls on a milk carton
00:15:09Cause they've gone missing
00:15:10Aha
00:15:11Aha
00:15:12Aha
00:15:13Aha
00:15:14Sterling
00:15:15Man, I hate that asshole
00:15:16Sterling?
00:15:17I thought you were my friend
00:15:18That was yesterday
00:15:20Today
00:15:21Hey, you're a mutilated freak
00:15:23I'm a show dog
00:15:24These are your friends now
00:15:26You can all get together
00:15:28And lick each other's nothingness
00:15:31Aha
00:15:32Aha
00:15:33Aha
00:15:34Hey, I still have mine
00:15:35What?
00:15:36Huh
00:15:37Aha
00:15:38Aha
00:15:39Aha
00:15:40Aha
00:15:41Aha
00:15:42Aha
00:15:43Aha
00:15:44Aha
00:15:45Oh God
00:15:46Can somebody corn on the cob me real quick?
00:15:47Just like a horizontal chew jag
00:15:49Someone please put this loser out of his misery
00:15:53Pathetic
00:15:54Aha
00:15:55Aha
00:15:56Now listen you feather puss fuck
00:15:59You aren't any better than us
00:16:00No, actually I am better than you
00:16:03I've been refined over generations to genetic perfection
00:16:07While your mom shit you out into a trash can somewhere
00:16:12Don't you talk about my mom understand?
00:16:14She had fifteen pups and she did her best that she could
00:16:18So, so what?
00:16:19So some of us didn't get a nipple
00:16:20It doesn't mean she didn't love me
00:16:22Hey Rocco, easy
00:16:23Let team bull handle this
00:16:25This guy isn't worth it, alright?
00:16:27Oh, all hail the king of the ballless and maimed
00:16:31What is that by the way, eucalyptus?
00:16:37You get a fancy little bath this morning
00:16:40All scrubbed up and pampered like a little golden doodle
00:16:43You know what I smell like?
00:16:46Yeah, piss and shit
00:16:47Yeah, exactly
00:16:48And meat
00:16:49And grass
00:16:50Toilet water
00:16:51And maybe a hint of unexpressed anal glands
00:16:54I smell like a real dog
00:16:56You see these chief?
00:16:58I was born balls first, guy
00:17:00Literally
00:17:01You know my mom pushed like an hour just for the nuts
00:17:04We were born like a set of triplets
00:17:06Coming out one after the other after the other
00:17:09Each one more gorgeous than the last
00:17:11The vet was like, Jesus
00:17:13Look at that nut
00:17:14Oh my god
00:17:15Look at the second nut
00:17:17It's gorgeous
00:17:18And then, wow
00:17:20Look at the guy those nuts are attached to
00:17:23I can see the resemblance
00:17:25You look exactly like a ballsack
00:17:28I figured this moron wouldn't understand
00:17:31I mean, he's been inbred for generations, right?
00:17:34Do you ever think about just how many cousins and siblings
00:17:38Had to fuck each other to produce a douchebag like you?
00:17:41Like you?
00:17:48Human style, baby
00:17:50The people are watching us
00:17:52Quick, put your tail in my ass
00:17:59Why are they watching this?
00:18:01Humans are just as obsessed with sex as we are
00:18:04Hey, honey
00:18:05When my humans do it
00:18:06I climb on the bed
00:18:07And stare them right in the eye
00:18:09Totally ruins it for them
00:18:11It's hilarious
00:18:14Oh, Luther
00:18:15Sorry for your loss
00:18:16Hey, honey
00:18:17Or should I say
00:18:18Greetings, my queen
00:18:20Oh, hello, my darling
00:18:22Hey, Sterling
00:18:23Your loins are really filling out
00:18:26Hmm, very nice
00:18:28I like
00:18:29Excuse me?
00:18:30We were talking
00:18:31Look at the depth of your chest
00:18:33Oh, my
00:18:34Your floor ready for sure
00:18:36Thanks
00:18:37Wow
00:18:38You really think so?
00:18:39Yes
00:18:40I know I'm obviously gonna take best of breed
00:18:42But
00:18:43You actually have a chance to take Winner's bitch
00:18:47Listen, asshole
00:18:48You can't call her
00:18:49No, no, that's actually good
00:18:50It is?
00:18:51Yeah
00:18:52It would be amazing, actually
00:18:53It could be better than amazing
00:18:55Cause then we could do a little of that
00:18:58That
00:18:59Oh
00:19:00Oh
00:19:01Kiki
00:19:05I don't know
00:19:06That's not really my style
00:19:08Are you more of a traditionalist?
00:19:11Oh, yeah
00:19:12Yup
00:19:13Yeah
00:19:14I'm into the traditionalist way of doing that
00:19:16That's so cool
00:19:17I just wanna back it up
00:19:19And take my time with it
00:19:21Oh, yeah, no
00:19:22I think I
00:19:23I think I understand
00:19:25Uh
00:19:26Conceptually
00:19:27And then clamp on for the ride
00:19:30Shit
00:19:31Can you imagine?
00:19:32He would not know what to do
00:19:33Like a lost little puppy
00:19:35A little different than
00:19:36Busting on couch cushions, huh?
00:19:38Or
00:19:39You're probably the granny
00:19:41Or the nana type
00:19:42Yes?
00:19:43Yes
00:19:44Oh, yes
00:19:45Look at that look
00:19:46You are, aren't you?
00:19:47What a little perv
00:19:48Who doesn't wanna do their nana?
00:19:49I mean, when ours comes to visit
00:19:51I climb that mountain
00:19:52And I grind it hard
00:19:53Every time
00:19:54Ooh
00:19:55Just concentrate on her bony knees
00:19:57And ooh
00:19:58Ugh
00:19:59Get all
00:20:00Deep on that shit
00:20:01Right, Bull?
00:20:02Oh, yeah
00:20:03No, totally
00:20:04Fucking
00:20:05Fucking
00:20:06Grandma's
00:20:07So cool
00:20:08Come on, everyone
00:20:09Time to go
00:20:10Alright
00:20:11Come on, let's go
00:20:12Love me some after-park stain
00:20:27I can't believe you shit on Ralph
00:20:29I told you, I didn't see him
00:20:34You know, mate
00:20:35It's not the balls that make the dog
00:20:37Sure, we can't make
00:20:38Pop's butt
00:20:39Other than that
00:20:40That make no difference
00:20:41Oh, yeah
00:20:42Rock
00:20:43I know, if anything
00:20:44It's just, like, extra baggage in the back
00:20:46It's a drag, honestly
00:20:50Why do you like that pathetic mutt?
00:20:53Who, Bull?
00:20:54Oh, you know
00:20:55He's my next-door neighbor
00:20:56We've, like, known each other since we were on the T
00:20:59I don't know, I mean, like?
00:21:00How can you like Bull?
00:21:01Why would you even
00:21:02Why would anyone like Bull?
00:21:03He's, like, he's weird
00:21:04He's awkward
00:21:05He's, like, sweet and funny
00:21:06He's, like, pudgy
00:21:07But he's not, like
00:21:08He's not, like
00:21:09I wouldn't say he's, like, fat pudgy
00:21:10Okay, I really don't care
00:21:11Goodbye
00:21:12You know, chew on
00:21:13Not that I want a chew on Bull
00:21:14I'm not saying that
00:21:15But, you know, he's, like
00:21:16He looks like a grocery bag
00:21:17Filled with potatoes
00:21:18I mean, is that cute?
00:21:19Or, you know, sexy?
00:21:21No, I'm not saying that
00:21:22But, I mean, I guess if you like potatoes
00:21:23It could be
00:21:24But, you know, I like potatoes
00:21:25But they're not for everybody
00:21:27And, I mean, I'm just a show dog
00:21:29And he's a regular dog
00:21:32Why would he ever like someone like me?
00:21:35Oh, Sterling, you cock-faced asshole
00:21:46Oh, who's a good boy?
00:21:52Who's my baby?
00:21:54Scratchies and rubbies for the big fella
00:21:56Here's your bow
00:21:58At least he's waiting
00:21:59We're having fun now
00:22:00But this is the no-no count
00:22:03Who's hungry for some meat?
00:22:05Who wants the bomb?
00:22:06Go get it, boy
00:22:07Oh, bitch
00:22:08In the house
00:22:14Oh, no
00:22:15We made up big mess
00:22:16Who wants some yummies?
00:22:20Here, fuck my slippers
00:22:21Dig through the trap
00:22:23Who's thirsty?
00:22:25Come on, boy
00:22:26Get the life away
00:22:28Get in there, boy
00:22:29What?
00:22:30The shiny white throne?
00:22:34Where's my water bowl?
00:22:37Here we go
00:22:38Special treat for the special boy
00:22:41What the?
00:22:44They killed it with Kool-Aid
00:22:47They let you do
00:22:49Whatever you want
00:22:51It happened like that to all of us
00:22:53It's alright
00:22:56It's alright
00:22:57Come on
00:22:58Just get in there
00:23:02No
00:23:03No
00:23:04No
00:23:05No
00:23:06It's so good
00:23:07It's so good
00:23:08But no
00:23:09No
00:23:11Look at that
00:23:12What a happy boy
00:23:15Dad
00:23:16You'll be better than ever
00:23:17Better than ever
00:23:18Fuck me
00:23:19Why?
00:23:20Why?
00:23:21Why?
00:23:22Why?
00:23:23Why?
00:23:24Why?
00:23:25Why?
00:23:26Why?
00:23:27Why?
00:23:28Why?
00:23:29Why?
00:23:30Why?
00:23:31Why?
00:23:32Why?
00:23:33Why?
00:23:34Why?
00:23:35Why us?
00:23:36What did we do?
00:23:37What did we do?
00:23:38Oh, sure
00:23:40Fuckin' Nana in hindsight
00:23:42Wasn't a great idea
00:23:43But the punishment
00:23:44Does not fit the crime
00:23:46Oh
00:23:48Oh, for fuck's sake
00:23:49Bull, take it easy
00:23:50It was bound to happen eventually
00:23:52We survived it
00:23:53You don't get it
00:23:54These are my balls
00:23:55Without them
00:23:56I'll be like some lifeless zombie
00:23:58Pet me
00:23:59Feed me
00:24:00Walk me
00:24:02Oh
00:24:03We're zombies now?
00:24:04You're talking crazy, Bull
00:24:07And it's really hurtful
00:24:09Hurtful?
00:24:10How do you think I'm gonna feel
00:24:11When they rip my nuts out?
00:24:13You think that'll be a little painful?
00:24:15They might as well rip out my heart
00:24:18My soul
00:24:19It's all the same
00:24:21I'm scared
00:24:22You should be scared
00:24:24We all should be scared
00:24:26There's nothing after this
00:24:28The sun won't shine as bright
00:24:30Bacon will be less bacon-y
00:24:32The scent of life will be dulled forever
00:24:36And honey
00:24:38Oh, my sweet, sweet honey
00:24:40No way she's gonna want a fat, ball-less, snowpup-making freak
00:24:45Don't you think honey might like you because of who you are inside and not because you have balls?
00:24:51Now who's talking crazy?
00:24:52You know nothing about this fetch
00:24:54I've had enough
00:24:55I know you're scared, Bull
00:24:57But you're kinda being an asshole
00:24:59What?
00:25:00Wait, where are you guys going?
00:25:02You know what?
00:25:03It's just like all those other shitheads who think just because they got danglers between their legs
00:25:06It makes them better than everyone else
00:25:08Go fuck yourself, Bull
00:25:10Oh, yeah?
00:25:11Like that's even possible!
00:25:13Bull?
00:25:14Is that horrible noise coming from you?
00:25:29Hey, honey
00:25:32Yeah, it's me
00:25:34Whoa
00:25:40Wow
00:25:47I mean, really
00:25:48Wow
00:25:49You look great
00:25:50Oh, thanks
00:25:51It's showtime, so gotta get properly primped
00:25:54Which if you didn't know, involves hours and hours of brushing and brushing
00:25:59And then I got my nails clipped
00:26:00And then I got my teeth brushed
00:26:02And then
00:26:03What's up with you?
00:26:04Are you alright?
00:26:05Oh, no
00:26:06Did Nana die?
00:26:07Oh
00:26:08Well, you knew it wouldn't last
00:26:10Oh, no
00:26:11She's fine
00:26:12You know, it's just
00:26:13Just my whole future
00:26:14All my plans
00:26:16It's just hard to say this, but I
00:26:18You know, I just found out that I, uh
00:26:20Honey!
00:26:21Come!
00:26:22Let's go, girl!
00:26:23Sorry, Bull, gotta go
00:26:24Wish me luck
00:26:25Mm-hmm
00:26:26Sure
00:26:27Okay, well, good luck
00:26:29I'll just be here until they amputate my nut buds
00:26:32Goodbye, honey
00:26:33I shall never partake in your sweet nectar
00:26:35I, uh
00:26:36I always loved you
00:26:38There, I said it
00:26:40You didn't hear it, but I said it
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00:28:12Cháy, đứa tên tôn khu vực từ một bậc em chơi của một bậc,
00:28:16và đứa tên,
00:28:17từ cây đường vực của lúc và lúc của cây dựa
00:28:20cho phê đồ!
00:28:24Những bậc, bậc, bậc, bậc bậc tồn,
00:28:26chủ nghĩ nó đềm giá và giúp tôi cho tôi giúp tôi và sợ và đuổi và giúp tôi
00:28:32cho tôi thể tốt và sẻ thật và sẻ như thế này
00:28:35cho tôi giúp tôi phải giúp tôi.
00:28:38Không có lửa, không có lửa, không có lửa, không có lửa để tôi!
00:28:43Tôi sẽ ăn gì tôi muốn, đi ăn gì tôi muốn, làm gì tôi muốn, tôi sẽ làm gì tôi muốn,
00:28:50khi tôi muốn với những người, hơn người, hơn người, hơn người.
00:28:54Tôi là một vật.
00:28:56Cái gì?
00:28:57Cái gì?
00:28:58Chà!
00:29:00Chà!
00:29:02Chà!
00:29:04Chà!
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00:34:22Of course I can talk, you idiot
00:34:25Now what are you gonna do to save us?
00:34:27This dog is not smart
00:34:29We must wait no longer
00:34:31It is time to put fate into our own hands
00:34:33Not the cold powers of this fool
00:34:35I agree, Frenchy
00:34:37We've been hanging around this loser
00:34:39For far too long
00:34:41No, my bros
00:34:44Come back
00:34:45I got this, quickly
00:34:46I would never let anything happen to you
00:34:52Wait, wait, come back
00:35:11Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:35:15You fucking cat
00:35:16Let go of my balls
00:35:22What?
00:35:24Wait, where am I?
00:35:26Oh, my balls
00:35:28Oh, thank God
00:35:30It was all a bad dream
00:35:32Well, you look busy
00:35:35So I'll just seat myself out
00:35:37You fucking dogs
00:35:42Meaty, neurotic trees
00:35:45Kissing and shitting wherever you please
00:35:48Like the world is your personal toilet
00:35:51Now, time we teach you furniture fuckers a lesson
00:35:56How to die
00:35:59Now, he's dead
00:36:08Could be a trick
00:36:11Better rip his face to shreds to be sure
00:36:13My, my pack
00:36:24Huh?
00:36:25What are you supposed to be?
00:36:30Mother called this
00:36:32Bad boy fetch
00:36:34Fucking dogs
00:36:39You, you came for me?
00:36:44After everything I said?
00:36:47We know you didn't mean it
00:36:48You were panicked
00:36:49Delusional
00:36:50Crazed
00:36:51You had the nut-loss fever
00:36:53I am so sorry
00:36:55I was just so scared
00:36:57Angry
00:36:58Confused
00:36:59I lashed out at you
00:37:01My great mates
00:37:02Apology accepted
00:37:04Now, what the hell are we gonna do
00:37:06About all these
00:37:07Fucking
00:37:08Catch
00:37:09This is some tense shit
00:37:30Why aren't they attacking?
00:37:34Because they're trying to mind fuck us
00:37:37It's that meowing
00:37:39They're trying to lull us into some kind of hypnotic trance
00:37:43I think it's working
00:37:46Then, when you least expect it
00:37:50Attack us in a mad, uncontrollable rage of fury
00:37:53I, I care, boof
00:37:57No, you're dead
00:37:58It's not me
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00:41:39No one tells us where to shit.
00:41:51Help me.
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00:41:59Tại sao?
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00:44:26Batch! Tuck in that nose boner!
00:44:29No! That's even worse!
00:44:35Oh! Hi! How's it going?
00:44:39Wow! That guy is really bad at his job!
00:44:48Batch!
00:45:04Neck back! Spine straight! Chin up! Perfect!
00:45:08Happy walk! Happy walk! Happy walk! Happy walk!
00:45:11Victory jump! Victory jump! Victory jump!
00:45:14A woof! A woof! A woof!
00:45:18Oh, that's not right! Ruff! Ruff!
00:45:22Oh, that's the good stuff! Well done, old chap!
00:45:26Next up, the bourgeois showing! Stage one!
00:45:30He said bourgeois! That's honey! Gotta find stage one!
00:45:34I'm worthless! I should be put to sleep! I don't deserve to live!
00:45:40Oh, jeez! Harsh! These poor dogs constantly judged! What a life!
00:45:46A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms.
00:45:52To be a champion, you must face not the competitor next to you. You must face the one inside you.
00:45:58I like it.
00:46:03Wow! That is so deep, Lucky!
00:46:07Ooh! Chocolate slap serve on the floor!
00:46:09No, Lucky, that's shit!
00:46:21That is just freaky.
00:46:22And now, to announce our best of breed! Entry number 48!
00:46:25Honey!
00:46:2648!
00:46:28Three-time winner and reigning champion, Sterling!
00:46:35Yes, of course, of course! Sterling wins! No surprise here!
00:46:44Ugh, he's such a douche!
00:46:46And now, for our best judge female, taking home the title of best breed, and now champion, Honey!
00:46:55Wow! I can't believe it! I did it!
00:46:57I told you! All your hard work paid off!
00:47:07Look how happy she is! Why would she ever want a miserable sack of shit like me?
00:47:12Look at you! Standing out from the crowd!
00:47:22So special!
00:47:23But what if you're different? Is that bad?
00:47:24You're, like, so much better than me! It's my nose, isn't it? It's just too long!
00:47:38Wait, no, it looks just like mine!
00:47:40It's your ass! It's so symmetrical! Why do I keep torturing myself?
00:47:44I'll never win!
00:47:45You're perfect! This is horrible!
00:47:47I hope you choke on your blue ribbon, bitch!
00:47:50Whoa! Why-
00:47:51You shouldn't have eaten breakfast!
00:47:52Why would they choose a pig to win a dog show?
00:47:54No!
00:47:56Ugh, how did I not see this?
00:47:59Different is good.
00:48:00I don't want to be like everyone else.
00:48:04Bull was right.
00:48:07I want to be me.
00:48:10And I want...
00:48:12Bull?
00:48:21Ugh, nardbrushed, horrid smell.
00:48:24You're not a show dog, vile creature.
00:48:26Fuck you!
00:48:27Oh, you think you're better than me, yeah? Because you drank from your mother's nipple.
00:48:30What?
00:48:31I'm just as good as you!
00:48:32Okay, my mother loved me!
00:48:33And she did her best!
00:48:34There were 15 of us, for fuck's sake!
00:48:36How can one mother feed so many mouths?
00:48:39Reginald, we're on stage! Now!
00:48:42Ugh, this is not gonna end well.
00:48:51Reginald?
00:48:52Stop resisting!
00:48:54Agh!
00:48:57Ugh!
00:49:00Ugh!
00:49:02Ugh!
00:49:04Ugh!
00:49:06Ugh!
00:49:09Ugh!
00:49:11Ugh!
00:49:12Ugh!
00:49:13Agh!
00:49:14Argh!
00:49:16Don't die, mate.
00:49:17Don't go down there.
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00:54:34Oh, okay.
00:54:36Follow me.
00:54:42No worries, mate.
00:54:44You've got this.
00:54:45Really?
00:54:46No.
00:54:46He's fucked.
00:54:47Yeah, I don't know.
00:54:50I guess I'm always chasing a new smell or a new taste because to me that's like truth.
00:54:57Or something, I guess.
00:54:59But I'm never satisfied.
00:55:02Does that make any sense?
00:55:03Yes, of course it does.
00:55:06But perhaps you fixate on the external because you are scared of something which lies inside.
00:55:13I know this feeling well.
00:55:15You struggle to accept yourself.
00:55:18To love yourself.
00:55:22Wow, you're right.
00:55:25I've always felt kind of different, I guess.
00:55:29I don't know how to love myself.
00:55:32And maybe you could show me?
00:55:35Mm-hmm.
00:55:37Oh.
00:55:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:55:45Okay, that was quick.
00:55:47Now, it is your turn.
00:55:50Well, what do I do?
00:55:52The same thing I did to you.
00:55:54But I've never done anything like this, so.
00:55:57Wow.
00:55:59I haven't seen one like that before.
00:56:01Oh, sweetheart.
00:56:04That is my specialness, my, my everything.
00:56:08Myself, which is very deserving of love.
00:56:11You've got a peapod and a zucchini?
00:56:14Yummy, isn't it?
00:56:15Are you hungry?
00:56:17Well, sure, I'm always hungry.
00:56:19What the fuck was that?
00:56:43You nervous, baby?
00:56:45Let's see what you're all about.
00:56:50Ooh, that's musky.
00:56:52Oh, my.
00:56:53Have you ever smelled pure, untapped heat?
00:56:58You know, I don't think so.
00:57:00Is that what that smell is?
00:57:02It's quite tangy.
00:57:03It's like a sausage, but sweeter, like apple sausage.
00:57:06I always wondered, is apple sausage made from real apples?
00:57:10Oh, bathe in it, Boo Boo.
00:57:12It'll cleanse you of any inhibitions, fill you with desire.
00:57:18Actually, it's clearing my allergies.
00:57:20Or it might be more of a chronic sinus issue.
00:57:22It's hard to tell.
00:57:23You're babbling.
00:57:24Me?
00:57:24No, that's silly.
00:57:25It's just my oral foreplay.
00:57:27You know, some dogs do it with their tongues.
00:57:30Or whatever.
00:57:31But I throw out the seduction and pleasure through, like,
00:57:34an audio-symphonic dictation.
00:57:37If you know what I mean.
00:57:38If you catch my drift, if you know what I'm saying.
00:57:40Why don't you just speak into the microphone?
00:57:43Hey, is this thing on?
00:57:45What's the deal with fire hydrants?
00:57:48Am I right?
00:57:49Slow down, cowboy.
00:57:51Good things come to those who wait.
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:54I don't know how true that is.
00:57:55I was waiting for something good.
00:57:57My best friend, Honey.
00:57:58You'd like her, actually.
00:57:59Similar name categories, too, interestingly enough.
00:58:02I guess I always thought that there was a chance.
00:58:04But I waited and waited, and now it's too late.
00:58:07I know I said best friend, but Honey is actually a lot more than that.
00:58:11She's basically my cool, wet grass that I scoot on.
00:58:15She's my first morning pee.
00:58:17You know what?
00:58:17Can you just get an itch for me?
00:58:19It's all the way by my shoulders.
00:58:21Yeah.
00:58:22Sure.
00:58:22Okay.
00:58:23She's all I ever needed or wanted,
00:58:25and I never had the courage to just say what I needed to say to her.
00:58:28Oh, here we go!
00:58:29Paul?
00:58:30Honey!
00:58:32Oh, my God!
00:58:33You're here!
00:58:34Oh, okay.
00:58:34You know what?
00:58:35I'm really not into multiples.
00:58:37I'm kidding!
00:58:38I totally am!
00:58:39Can you imagine if that's the way I drew the line?
00:58:42Un-fucking-real.
00:58:43I can't believe I ran away from a show just to find you mounting another dog.
00:58:48You left the show to find me?
00:58:51That's amazing!
00:58:53That's great!
00:58:54This is it, by the way.
00:58:55I'm not mounting anybody.
00:58:57Well, then what would you call that?
00:58:59What the?
00:59:00No!
00:59:01No!
00:59:02No!
00:59:03Yeah, you ain't going nowhere now, baby.
00:59:08God, I'm such an idiot.
00:59:12Honey, no!
00:59:12Wait, I can explain!
00:59:14I saw you and Sterling, and I thought...
00:59:16I mean, that's what you wanted, isn't it?
00:59:18Doesn't matter now.
00:59:20I thought maybe you were different.
00:59:21Clearly, you are the same as all of them.
00:59:24No!
00:59:25Honey, this is not that!
00:59:27You're hanging by your dick from her vagina, Ball!
00:59:30What do you call it?
00:59:32I don't know what to call it, but it isn't sex.
00:59:34Oh, shit!
00:59:36It's the cup!
00:59:41I will rescue you, my darling.
00:59:48You are the best lover I ever had.
00:59:51No inhibitions.
00:59:52Pure desire.
00:59:54Lucky, no!
00:59:57Stay away from her, motherfuckers!
00:59:59I can handle myself.
01:00:06Stay away from me.
01:00:09Ah!
01:00:11Shit!
01:00:15We're gonna get out of here!
01:00:17Oh, no!
01:00:19Whoa!
01:00:29Ow!
01:00:34Ooh!
01:00:35Not flat, yeah.
01:00:42Oh, shit!
01:00:43Look at those balls!
01:00:44Come on, come on, come on!
01:00:45I'm in heat!
01:00:46Take me down!
01:00:47Take me down!
01:00:47Give me the juice!
01:00:48Give me the juice!
01:00:49Just give me the juice!
01:00:50Hey, baby.
01:00:52Oh, fucking hell, nipples.
01:00:54Fucking hell, nipples!
01:00:55Look at all them nipples!
01:00:58Ooh!
01:00:58Come on and suck on these tees.
01:01:01Mom, can I finally really have some, Mom?
01:01:03Come get it, boy.
01:01:05No!
01:01:05But the nipples!
01:01:06That's not your mom!
01:01:07The nipples!
01:01:07The nipples!
01:01:15Honey.
01:01:15I'm a convict!
01:01:17I'm a convict!
01:01:20Mother will never forgive me.
01:01:22No more likes, no more hearts.
01:01:24You have to face the truth, Vetsch.
01:01:27You're just a dog.
01:01:32Wow, wow, wow.
01:01:35Wow, wow.
01:01:40I know this probably isn't the right time to say this, but...
01:01:43I fell in love.
01:01:44I fell in love.
01:01:45What?
01:01:45With who?
01:01:46That striking Doberman Frankie.
01:01:48They are everything.
01:01:50And have everything.
01:01:53Everything?
01:01:53What do you mean?
01:01:54They had a fruit and a vegetable.
01:01:58Ah, I've heard about this.
01:01:59You see, Frankie was born with both a cannoli and a lasagna.
01:02:04I'm confused.
01:02:05That doesn't matter, okay?
01:02:06All I know is they taught me how to love myself.
01:02:09And how to $6.99.
01:02:12Yes, it's all my fault.
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:16For sure.
01:02:17Oh, yeah, no, everything that happened is your fault, evidently.
01:02:20Thanks for the support.
01:02:21Oh, look at you.
01:02:23You don't belong in here.
01:02:24Let's see if you have a chip.
01:02:26Yep, here we go.
01:02:27Well, it won't be long now.
01:02:28How do you know?
01:02:29He scanned her chip.
01:02:30Her owners are being informed of her location as we speak.
01:02:34Oh, that's great, I guess.
01:02:37She doesn't belong in a place like this.
01:02:47Right this way.
01:02:48She's back here.
01:02:49Oh, there she is.
01:02:51Oh, honey, my precious little angel.
01:02:54How you ended up here, I never know.
01:02:56We better hurry home.
01:02:57We have a big plated for our little champion.
01:03:00Big plated?
01:03:02Oh, no.
01:03:03What is it?
01:03:04That's what he meant at the park.
01:03:06Fuck!
01:03:07If honey won, then he would get to breed with her.
01:03:09She's going to be studded out to that douchebag, Sterling.
01:03:15It's over.
01:03:17Uh-oh.
01:03:18I got to go.
01:03:18I got to go bad.
01:03:19Where do I go?
01:03:19Where do I go?
01:03:20Don't you smell it, Lucky?
01:03:22It's all around you.
01:03:23This fucking whole place is a giant pee puddle.
01:03:26Holy shit.
01:03:27That just might work.
01:03:28All right.
01:03:29Listen up, everyone.
01:03:30Once we were on vacation at this place called Las Vegas, right?
01:03:33They had a lot of lives and all the...
01:03:36What the heck's going on in there?
01:03:52What the...
01:03:53Belasio, these motherfuckers!
01:04:00Oh, yeah!
01:04:02What the heck's going on in there?
01:04:32Now what?
01:04:47Now you be the best human you can be!
01:04:50Ah, you there, dog!
01:05:15Do you think you could help out, uh, you know, fellow animal here?
01:05:25Yeah, uh, not gonna happen.
01:05:28Fucking cats.
01:05:29What is it, Lucky?
01:05:43We don't have much time.
01:05:44I have to find Frankie.
01:05:46But Frankie is my honey, Bull.
01:05:48Ah, shit, pal.
01:05:50That's all you have to say.
01:05:51Good luck.
01:05:51Frankie!
01:06:02Frankie!
01:06:03Frankie!
01:06:08Frankie!
01:06:10Hungry?
01:06:12Frankie?
01:06:13The one and only.
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01:13:35I'm a mutt, you're perfect
01:13:38Well, perfection has its flaws, I'm over it
01:13:42What about your lineage?
01:13:44Oh, fuck lineage, the world has enough sterlings, right?
01:13:47Yeah, but you should know, I'm about to lose my one good asset
01:13:52Uh, yeah, trust me, no one is gonna miss those
01:13:56Really?
01:13:57Really, you are you, in spite of those, not because of them
01:14:03Wish you could have told me that earlier, and we could have avoided this whole night
01:14:07Well, I'm glad I didn't, because then we might not have ended up together
01:14:12You are one of a kind, Bull
01:14:16And I love you for it
01:14:19And you know, I'm still in heat
01:14:23So, me and Mrs., Mrs. Jones
01:14:31Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones
01:14:35We gotta think of
01:14:40When I wake up in the morning, love
01:15:04And the sunlight hurts my eyes
01:15:09Something without warning, love
01:15:14Bears heavy on my mind
01:15:18Then I look at you
01:15:22And the world's alright with me
01:15:27Just one look at you
01:15:32And I know it's gonna be
01:15:37A lonely day
01:15:40A lonely day
01:15:50A lonely day
01:16:20A lonely day
01:16:50Looking good, Bull
01:16:53Aw, man
01:16:54Hey, cowboy
01:17:01Howdy, partner
01:17:03How's it feeling?
01:17:04Well, you know, okay, I guess
01:17:06But sometimes I get these phantom feelings
01:17:09Like they're still there
01:17:10And then there's the nightmares
01:17:12They come haunt me like some crazy-ass testicle ghosts
01:17:16Why did you kill us ball?
01:17:19What did you die?
01:17:20Oh, that's super scary.
01:17:22I used to dream that my balls became clowns and performed at children's parties.
01:17:31Hi honey.
01:17:32Hi.
01:17:33All right doll.
01:17:34Hi fellas.
01:17:35All those pups.
01:17:37Listen, some of you might not get the tea, alright?
01:17:41But that's okay, it doesn't make you any less of a dog.
01:17:46Ugh, this mom thing's a bitch.
01:17:48I can't get a night's rest without someone sucking on my nipples.
01:17:55I can't figure it out.
01:17:57There's no way those could be mine.
01:17:59Maybe it's something I ate that day?
01:18:01Hey there, chap.
01:18:02We've got a big surprise for you.
01:18:04We filled the toilet with Kool-Aid.
01:18:07No, no, no, no, no.
01:18:08What the fuck?
01:18:09No, no, no, no.
01:18:10Uh-uh, no.
01:18:11Oh my god, no.
01:18:13Karma's a bitch.
01:18:15Sucked by an obstructed dick, motherfucker!
01:18:27Hey, come on, you bougie bitch.
01:18:30It's ladies night and we gotta go.
01:18:34Hey, bully, do you mind watching the pups?
01:18:36I wanna go with these crazy bitches and get our freak on!
01:18:39Uh, yeah.
01:18:41Okay, sure.
01:18:42Woo-hoo!
01:18:43Get up, you hairy slut!
01:18:45Don't look so worried, bull.
01:18:47I mean, how freaky can those girls get, right?
01:18:50Uh, yeah.
01:18:52You're right, bitch.
01:18:53How freaky can they get?
01:18:55Hot!
01:18:56Hot!
01:18:58Hot!
01:18:59Hot!
01:19:00Hot!
01:19:02Sweet!
01:19:03Sweet!
01:19:05Oh, hell!
01:19:07увелич'Minformations!
01:19:08Oh yeah.
01:19:17т
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