00:00If food could talk to you, it would have a lot to say.
00:06You'll see what we mean.
00:11Ready for the explosion of a lifetime?
00:13Pour those suckers in, Chris!
00:16No! I'm falling!
00:19Whoa! How far did you fall?
00:21What's the deal?
00:23Stupid humans!
00:25Don't worry. We'll get them back.
00:30It's like a sugar volcano!
00:37Whoa! Tick tock's really hopping today.
00:41But this broccoli? Not so much.
00:46Hahahaha!
00:48Oh! Vegetable down!
00:52How did it get under there?
00:55Ugh. A little dusty.
00:57Did I see a lollipop? I lost that like a year ago!
01:02Madison! You found me!
01:06No! My daggett!
01:08Aw. So close.
01:11Greens are better for me.
01:13Hey! I taste way better!
01:16Ugh. Who am I kidding? I'd love some sweet strawberry.
01:20And it's in perfect condition, too!
01:22You know you want me!
01:27You can start your diet tomorrow!
01:30Maybe just a couple of licks.
01:33Yep. Clearly the better choice.
01:35I can eat a salad later.
01:39Give me some love!
01:43Wait! I have self-control!
01:45But I thought you loved me!
01:49Desperate times call for desperate measures!
01:55Give in to the sugar trap!
01:58Sugar.
01:59You'll die without it, Madison!
02:01I need the sugar!
02:03That's right! Keep your eyes on me!
02:07Just one little lick!
02:10Okay! Just one delicious taste!
02:13Welcome home!
02:15Just a little closer!
02:17This thing's getting all the licks!
02:20I'm never eating broccoli again!
02:22I'm so happy!
02:26Geez. I hope I look all right.
02:29You look really nice, Madison.
02:33Look at those gorgeous lips!
02:36One sec!
02:39That breath would kill a goat!
02:41Sorry about that!
02:44Come on! Where's my gum?
02:47I hope this works!
02:50All good over here!
02:52Where's that stink coming from?
02:54Bingo!
02:56That bacteria's ruining everything!
02:58Not on my watch!
03:01I didn't see you there, bubblegum!
03:03HAH!
03:04Just try me, lady!
03:07This is gonna be easy!
03:11Oh yeah!
03:14Oh no, you don't!
03:17That all you got?
03:18You can't combat this power!
03:23Boom!
03:26You missed!
03:28I'm just getting warmed up!
03:31Take that!
03:33Geez!
03:34Those are fast!
03:35But not fast enough!
03:38Okay!
03:40No more miss nuts, scum!
03:44Wait!
03:44That thing's huge!
03:46HAH!
03:49Nobody messes with me!
03:51Everything good and clean?
03:55You're good!
03:56Did it work?
03:59Did it work?
04:00Yes!
04:03Okay!
04:03What were you saying?
04:07I fulfilled my purpose!
04:09Welcome to the party!
04:12Huh?
04:12No!
04:14I hope I look okay.
04:17I'm going in!
04:20This is it!
04:21Our very first kiss!
04:27Boom!
04:28That's how it's done!
04:31I forgot I had these here!
04:34Is that guy looking at us?
04:37Come to papa!
04:40I just can't get enough of these!
04:43No way!
04:44Nope!
04:44Not happening!
04:45Just one left!
04:51What's wrong with this thing?
04:53I'll crack it with my teeth!
04:55Keep that mouth open, buddy!
04:57Gah!
04:58Come on!
04:59Knock it off!
05:02I'm kicking this into high gear!
05:05Oh, pin!
05:07Ouch!
05:08Come on, hardback!
05:09This'll work!
05:10Seriously?
05:12I think I have to give up.
05:14Whatever.
05:15Ah!
05:18Home at last!
05:20A pistachio?
05:21Mmm!
05:23No!
05:24Not again!
05:26Looks like it's all mine!
05:31Yum!
05:35Nothing like sharing a meal with a friend!
05:37But are you good enough friends to give up the last slice of pizza?
05:42You have it!
05:43Thanks!
05:44Well, cheers!
05:45I'll just take this slice!
05:56Peppers?
05:57Those things are gross!
05:59Everything okay over there?
06:01You bet!
06:05This place is awesome!
06:07But it could use a little heat!
06:08Now we're talking!
06:14Oh god!
06:15My mouth's on fire here!
06:18Chris!
06:19Are you sure you're okay?
06:21Mm-hmm!
06:24Anything left to drink around here?
06:27Hey!
06:27Is that milk?
06:28Can I snag that, please?
06:30My mouth is aflame!
06:32Thanks!
06:35There's the heat source.
06:36Acting all hot and bothered.
06:38This is what I was born to do!
06:46Hey!
06:47Huh?
06:48What?
06:49I'm putting that fire out!
06:54I just got my hair done, dude!
06:56All done here!
07:01I'm nothing without my spice!
07:03It's coming back even worse now!
07:06She never learns…
07:12GAH!
07:13Not again!
07:16All right!
07:17I surrender!
07:19That's what I thought!
07:23Phew!
07:24That was scary!
07:25It was for all of us…
07:30What a baby!
07:32Spice isn't for everyone, right?
07:37C'mon!
07:38Just two more points!
07:40I lost again!
07:44Hey!
07:45When did those get here?
07:46They look so good!
07:47Just one won't hurt!
07:49My favorite flavor, too!
07:51Oh yeah, that's the stuff!
07:55It's so cute in here!
08:00Which tooth should I settle on?
08:04I just love them all so much!
08:08First bite's always the best!
08:11Second one's not bad either!
08:13I shall coat you in sugar, tooth!
08:16You'll stay sweet forever!
08:19Or better yet…
08:20I'll leave my mark more permanent!
08:23Oh, nice!
08:26GAH!
08:27That thing kills!
08:29This tooth will forever be mine!
08:34Looks beautiful!
08:36On to the next!
08:38Ugh!
08:39I have to go to the dentist!
08:41No more sugar for me!
08:47Doctor!
08:48Please!
08:48I need your help!
08:53Starting to wonder what that sandwich you ate for lunch would say if it could talk?
08:57Well, now you have a pretty good idea!
08:59Don't forget to share this with your friends and give them a laugh!
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