00:00 Hm. Why won't this open?
00:04 Come on, you dumb bag! I need these noodles!
00:09 This is ridiculous!
00:12 UGH!
00:13 Whoa! What the heck just happened?
00:17 BLEH! What is it? Are you in danger?
00:19 Oh, no, sorry! I was just opening my noodles.
00:22 Ah. Okay then.
00:24 Well, back to my noodles, I guess.
00:29 Yay! It's food time!
00:30 Wait a second. This is definitely missing something.
00:34 There's my good jam. I absolutely love this stuff.
00:37 Ugh! This lid is stuck!
00:40 Hey, David! I need some help in here from someone strong!
00:43 Huh? Someone strong? Well, I guess that's me.
00:49 Hey. What's up?
00:51 Can you open this jar for me?
00:52 Yeah, all right. I can help you with that.
00:54 Here. You'll have to hold my weight for me, though.
00:58 Oh. Huh. I would've thought it would've been heavier.
01:00 Yeah. This lid seems stuck, huh?
01:03 UGH!
01:06 Come on, jar! Open up!
01:09 Okay, one second. This jar's making me look weak!
01:13 AHHHHH! UGH! UGH!
01:18 Hey! How's it going over here? You got it open yet?
01:21 Huh? Oh, yeah. Well, funny story. I haven't gotten it yet.
01:25 Oh, hold on. Looks like I've got a call. Sorry.
01:28 I've gotta take this. I'll be right back.
01:30 Okay, she's not looking! Run!
01:35 All right, I'm safe. You dumb jar! You're making me look bad in front of her!
01:41 Wait a second. Duct tape! That's the answer!
01:44 Ha ha! Just gonna put a little bit of tape on the lid like this.
01:47 I'll make sure it's nice and secure. And now I pull!
01:50 Come on! Yes! Got it open! I'm a genius!
01:54 Oh! He's back! Good! I'm getting hungry!
01:57 Hey, sorry about that, but I've got your jam right here.
02:00 Let me just finish opening it for you.
02:02 Woah! How the heck did you even do that?
02:04 Yeah, it's nothing.
02:06 Hmm hmm hmm. Just need some milk.
02:11 Huh? Oh man. This jug is totally out of milk. Not even a full glass.
02:16 Oh well. It is what it is. All right, back to my show and my snack of cookies!
02:23 Yummy yummy yummy! Ugh. What the heck? My cookie won't fit in the glass!
02:27 There's got to be some way to make it fit!
02:30 I guess I'll just have to dribble milk onto my snack then.
02:33 Oh! My cookie! Great.
02:36 Oh, there it is. Phew. Ow! Ouch! I totally banged my head so hard!
02:43 Can't believe I just did that. And I'm definitely not eating this cookie now.
02:46 Hmm? Wait a second. I've got the cookie tray, the empty spots, the glass…
02:52 Huh. Could it really be this simple?
02:55 Let's see. I'll just pour my milk into the empty cookie tray spots. I hope it doesn't leak!
02:59 Looks like it's holding up! I'm a total genius!
03:01 Now I can easily dip my cookies into the milk! I finally get to eat my delicious snack!
03:06 Mmm!
03:07 Huh? Wait a second. This tastes awful!
03:11 Is it the milk? Let me check the expiration date.
03:14 Okay, okay. And today is…
03:18 Nooooo!
03:18 Hello? Pizza delivery is here.
03:25 Oh hello, miss. Here's the pizza that you ordered. Have a great rest of your day.
03:30 Cool! Yeah! Shark beats the car!
03:33 Yeah, sorry about that. I just had to answer the door.
03:36 Oh, pizza! Pizza's my favorite!
03:38 Yummy! It looks so good! I love pizza the most!
03:44 Okay, I want this piece. It looks the best!
03:47 Oof! The pizza's stuck! I can't get it!
03:50 Mommy can help!
03:52 Oh. She's talking on the phone.
03:56 That's okay! I can just wait for her to be done!
03:58 Mommy? I need the pizza cut!
04:00 Not right now, David, honey. Mommy's on the phone.
04:03 But I want pizza now!
04:05 I'm so hungry. No one's ever been more hungry ever!
04:09 Pizzaaaaaa!
04:12 Now I'm a beaver! I'm gonna eat this box!
04:15 Pizza's getting cold. I wish I could cut it.
04:17 Hey! My cool bike! It looks like the pizza cutter!
04:21 Oh! Look at it spin!
04:23 Okay, bike, I need you!
04:25 Vroom! Vroom!
04:28 Yeah! Go, bike, go!
04:30 Cut all the pizza! Save the day!
04:32 Yay! The pizza's cut! I can finally eat it!
04:38 Nummy nummy nummy!
04:43 Mmm! I love pizza the most best!
04:45 Oh! Hold on a second!
04:46 David! You got yourself a piece of pizza just like a big boy!
04:52 Hmm. All right. Just gotta make sure these books are balanced.
04:57 Okay, that checks out. Now what about over here?
05:00 What time is it?
05:01 Oof. Not quite lunchtime yet.
05:04 Can't forget to carry the one over here, clear the cell…
05:07 Okay, I wonder what time it is now.
05:08 Still not lunchtime. Still just a few more minutes until my break.
05:12 A little more. Only a little more.
05:14 Ah! Yes! My lunch alarm!
05:19 Get all this junk outta here!
05:21 Yesssss! I've been waiting to eat this all day!
05:26 Ooh. Ew. I clearly haven't been cleaning up after myself.
05:31 Well, that's okay! I've got a great solution!
05:34 Just gotta cut the package like this with my scissors.
05:36 Just cut a little square all the way around the top like this.
05:39 There we go. That should be good enough.
05:46 Now I just need my electric kettle so I can heat up my water.
05:49 Yes! Time to pour the water into my little bag!
05:53 I'm a total genius! They should definitely pay me more to work here.
05:59 Wait a second. It's much too cheerful outside today.
06:02 I don't want anyone watching me while I eat.
06:07 There we go. Now I finally have privacy for my meal.
06:10 Looks like the noodles are done cooking! Let me just give them a try here.
06:13 Oh yeah. I love that good, chickeny smell.
06:18 Mmm. That's some good noodles right there.
06:21 Yeah. This is gonna be great. Ugh. Never mind.
06:26 Hmm? Look at that guy over there. Just walking around like it's no big deal.
06:30 Wait a second. What does he have there?
06:33 Yes! My hard-boiled egg!
06:36 Ooh! I love eggs, too! I better get over there.
06:39 Ugh! Who are you?
06:40 Hello, friend.
06:42 Ooh. She does not smell nice.
06:45 Um, are you appreciating my egg? Because you can't have it.
06:49 Drat! Time to turn on the waterworks!
06:51 Huh? What's she trying to do now?
06:55 She's creeping me out. She's just staring at me.
07:00 Okay, you can have my egg. Let me peel it first.
07:05 There. That's all the peel gone. You can have the rest.
07:08 Your germs are all over it now.
07:11 Let me undo that. Well, now I feel bad.
07:14 Oh, I know!
07:14 What's he got over there? What's he writing?
07:19 Let's see. What's the best way to divide an egg?
07:22 There's gotta be some way to solve this conundrum.
07:25 Hey, wait!
07:26 Your pen! Give it here!
07:29 Uh, I was writing with that.
07:31 I've got an idea. Let's take this pen apart.
07:34 Get rid of all this junk.
07:36 I want the little spring at the end.
07:37 Yeah, that's it. That's exactly what I need.
07:41 Now hand over that egg. Now to cut it with the spring.
07:43 There it goes. All the way through.
07:48 Yes. A perfect split.
07:50 I can't believe I'm so smart like that.
07:52 Oh, these eggs look so good! Here's your part of the egg, mister.
07:55 Great job! So clever to think of that.
07:57 Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that?
08:02 Got my favorite spotty bowl! So cute!
08:04 Yay! Delish!
08:05 We've got our sack of flour and our milk, too.
08:09 Are you ready, David?
08:11 First, we're gonna start with an egg.
08:13 Crack it into your bowl like this.
08:15 Now you go ahead and try doing the same.
08:19 Yeah! I can crack an egg, too! Right, mommy?
08:22 Ready? Kapow!
08:23 Oh.
08:25 Did I do a good job with the egg, mommy?
08:29 Oh, um, it's fine. We'll need the milk next.
08:31 We just need to pour some of the milk in with the egg.
08:34 Okay, your turn with the milk, David.
08:38 Okay. I like milk. I'm gonna put it in with the egg.
08:41 Oh. He poured all of it in.
08:45 Well, that's fine, I suppose. Time for the flour.
08:49 I'm going to pour some into the bowl for mixing.
08:51 Oh my! The flour got away from me!
08:56 What a mess.
08:57 I can't believe I made that mistake.
08:59 Don't worry, mommy. We still have the whisks. Watch.
09:02 I'm gonna put the whisk into the flour bag.
09:05 David, honey? What are you doing?
09:06 Oh my! How did you do that?
09:11 Now I'm gonna put the flour in my bowl! Shake shake shake!
09:14 Oh my gosh! I'm raising a genius!
09:16 He'll be a five-star chef one day, I'm sure!
09:19 Yeah! A five-star chef! Hi-yah!
09:22 Would you like to try it?
09:26 Would you cut an egg with a spring? Let us know in the comments!
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