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00:01Little Kids Drinking Beer
00:08Our bath time is so relaxing, let's sing
00:15I'll just grab the rubber duck and instead of peeing in the tub
00:19I'm gonna try to pee in it
00:23Hey Mitzi, the kids are clean
00:26Hey Mitzi, order me a pizza
00:28That really works well, doesn't it?
00:33Hima, time for a nightcap
00:35Ice cold bastard juice
00:41Oh yeah
00:44It burns but it tastes so good!
00:49It burns but it tastes so good!
01:02It's Farmer Jack's Arkansas Beet Beer and Varnish Stripper
01:05Legend says it's so strong it melts your insides on the way out
01:08The makers of Shenzhen do not endorse attempts at underage drinking
01:13Dad, wait! Let me pour it for you!
01:15No, you always spill some for your homies
01:17Long ago, I used to think my life was grand
01:21Until my family beat me with brass knuckled hands
01:24I said please, not the face!
01:28Fine Shin, you can pour!
01:29And what is that?
01:30It's the most depressing crap I've ever heard
01:33Been pretty slow tonight, thanks for coming in
01:37Oh, that's good
01:38Thank you Shin
01:39Woah! You handle your booze so well!
01:45Here, I'll top you off good sir
01:48Please do
01:54You can't drink!
01:55You gotta be in high school or small town junior high
01:59I have to, it looks good, it smells like stale pee
02:02I'm not gonna waste a $25 bottle of imported beer slash varnish stripper on a little kid
02:06You're not sharing like a share bear should!
02:09The hell's a share bear?
02:10Hey, give that bottle back to me!
02:12Mine!
02:15All I wanted was a sip, but you're such a hooch hog
02:18When you reach a semi-appropriate age, you're welcome to use your own cash to import your own booze
02:23Is that the same age when I can look at hottie magazines in the dark like you?
02:27That's twice tonight, want a third?
02:31Now I'll drink in front of you
02:32But what's it taste like, Pa?
02:36Well, it's brewed in bathtubs, so it's very earthy and possibly has bits of soiled loofah in it
02:43Say what? They make beer in a tub?
02:47Sorry kids, you're underage
02:51I'm gonna drink my beer in the TV room, suckers
02:53Nah
02:56The makers of Shin-chan do not endorse the information they've put on the screen
03:06Paulson's beer kids make homebrewing a snap whether you're 8 or 80
03:11And while manly, it's light enough for even this hot, tiny woman to enjoy
03:15Hima, that's what we need to do, make our own beer and get drunk
03:19You're right, you're right, you make a fine point, Hima
03:26I know the perfect way to get beer, but it may cause mom and dad to get divorced
03:36Divorce hurts the children
03:38All I have to do is flatter dad
03:44Last time Hari Nanako was here, she said your back hair made you manish and rugged
03:50Wait, she said what?
03:52Thanks for the compliment, it's true
03:54Well, I hope you enjoy your imported beer
03:56All Shin's ideas are stupid
03:59I got a plan B
04:01Shin, this is the best homemade beer I've ever had
04:04You deserve an entire can, no a keg for you and Hima
04:08Wow, that settles it, Hima
04:11We're gonna make our own beer in our bathtub
04:14C'mon Whitey, Shin and Ahara is going to the liquor store
04:23Oh, a beer magazine
04:25Nope, still can't read
04:29Hey, if you're a beer ingredient, then tell me where you are
04:32Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
04:39You know you need an ID for beer kits
04:44Yup
04:46Ah, f**k it
04:48Mom, I think you should go to bed
04:51What?
04:53Hey, you're up to something aren't you?
04:57It's nothing. I just think you should go upstairs now.
05:03It's only six. Now I gotta make dinner for the family.
05:06No, but we're not done cleaning out here.
05:08Shin, enough. It's fine.
05:11Huh?
05:14No, there are worse things than having a boy with cleaning OCD.
05:18I don't have time to watch your descent into madness. I'm going to the kitchen.
05:22Well, I gave it my best shot.
05:24Now it'll just be a couple seconds until Mom finds the bathtub beer kit and starts yelling at me.
05:29Where the hell did you get a beer making kit?
05:32I know I'm in trouble, Dad, but can I please have some of your hillbilly beer?
05:36You're being punished, although I am kind of impressed you got the store to sell you beer.
05:39Aw, crap. Hold on.
05:42Don't tell Mom I spilled.
05:54Uh, what?
05:58I'm sticking to bastard juice. It's full of good stuff like yellow dye.
06:03And now a special comment about drinking from...
06:08HENCHMAN!
06:09Kids, if you drink beer, your girlfriend will get pregnant and your mom will die.
06:12HENCHMAN!
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