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00:01Little Kids Drinking Beer

00:08Our bath time is so relaxing, let's sing

00:15I'll just grab the rubber duck and instead of peeing in the tub

00:19I'm gonna try to pee in it

00:23Hey Mitzi, the kids are clean

00:26Hey Mitzi, order me a pizza

00:28That really works well, doesn't it?

00:33Hima, time for a nightcap

00:35Ice cold bastard juice

00:41Oh yeah

00:44It burns but it tastes so good!

00:49It burns but it tastes so good!

01:02It's Farmer Jack's Arkansas Beet Beer and Varnish Stripper

01:05Legend says it's so strong it melts your insides on the way out

01:08The makers of Shenzhen do not endorse attempts at underage drinking

01:13Dad, wait! Let me pour it for you!

01:15No, you always spill some for your homies

01:17Long ago, I used to think my life was grand

01:21Until my family beat me with brass knuckled hands

01:24I said please, not the face!

01:28Fine Shin, you can pour!

01:29And what is that?

01:30It's the most depressing crap I've ever heard

01:33Been pretty slow tonight, thanks for coming in

01:37Oh, that's good

01:38Thank you Shin

01:39Woah! You handle your booze so well!

01:45Here, I'll top you off good sir

01:48Please do

01:54You can't drink!

01:55You gotta be in high school or small town junior high

01:59I have to, it looks good, it smells like stale pee

02:02I'm not gonna waste a $25 bottle of imported beer slash varnish stripper on a little kid

02:06You're not sharing like a share bear should!

02:09The hell's a share bear?

02:10Hey, give that bottle back to me!

02:12Mine!

02:15All I wanted was a sip, but you're such a hooch hog

02:18When you reach a semi-appropriate age, you're welcome to use your own cash to import your own booze

02:23Is that the same age when I can look at hottie magazines in the dark like you?

02:27That's twice tonight, want a third?

02:31Now I'll drink in front of you

02:32But what's it taste like, Pa?

02:36Well, it's brewed in bathtubs, so it's very earthy and possibly has bits of soiled loofah in it

02:43Say what? They make beer in a tub?

02:47Sorry kids, you're underage

02:51I'm gonna drink my beer in the TV room, suckers

02:53Nah

02:56The makers of Shin-chan do not endorse the information they've put on the screen

03:06Paulson's beer kids make homebrewing a snap whether you're 8 or 80

03:11And while manly, it's light enough for even this hot, tiny woman to enjoy

03:15Hima, that's what we need to do, make our own beer and get drunk

03:19You're right, you're right, you make a fine point, Hima

03:26I know the perfect way to get beer, but it may cause mom and dad to get divorced

03:36Divorce hurts the children

03:38All I have to do is flatter dad

03:44Last time Hari Nanako was here, she said your back hair made you manish and rugged

03:50Wait, she said what?

03:52Thanks for the compliment, it's true

03:54Well, I hope you enjoy your imported beer

03:56All Shin's ideas are stupid

03:59I got a plan B

04:01Shin, this is the best homemade beer I've ever had

04:04You deserve an entire can, no a keg for you and Hima

04:08Wow, that settles it, Hima

04:11We're gonna make our own beer in our bathtub

04:14C'mon Whitey, Shin and Ahara is going to the liquor store

04:23Oh, a beer magazine

04:25Nope, still can't read

04:29Hey, if you're a beer ingredient, then tell me where you are

04:32Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

04:39You know you need an ID for beer kits

04:44Yup

04:46Ah, f**k it

04:48Mom, I think you should go to bed

04:51What?

04:53Hey, you're up to something aren't you?

04:57It's nothing. I just think you should go upstairs now.

05:03It's only six. Now I gotta make dinner for the family.

05:06No, but we're not done cleaning out here.

05:08Shin, enough. It's fine.

05:11Huh?

05:14No, there are worse things than having a boy with cleaning OCD.

05:18I don't have time to watch your descent into madness. I'm going to the kitchen.

05:22Well, I gave it my best shot.

05:24Now it'll just be a couple seconds until Mom finds the bathtub beer kit and starts yelling at me.

05:29Where the hell did you get a beer making kit?

05:32I know I'm in trouble, Dad, but can I please have some of your hillbilly beer?

05:36You're being punished, although I am kind of impressed you got the store to sell you beer.

05:39Aw, crap. Hold on.

05:42Don't tell Mom I spilled.

05:54Uh, what?

05:58I'm sticking to bastard juice. It's full of good stuff like yellow dye.

06:03And now a special comment about drinking from...

06:08HENCHMAN!

06:09Kids, if you drink beer, your girlfriend will get pregnant and your mom will die.

06:12HENCHMAN!

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