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00:00Mr. Penny built her dream house!
00:06Mom's gonna kill me. She knew I'd lose it if it wasn't attached.
00:11Looking for this?
00:13Huh? Hey, where did you find my bare-ass Godzilla detachable ass?
00:17I thought I left it on the toilet seat when I was wiping, but then I remembered Boo needed to borrow it because his was broken,
00:23so I don't know how you got it out of his pants, but thank you.
00:26Huh?
00:27Hey, I need that!
00:29First, we're gonna play a new game together.
00:31Not again.
00:32It'd suck for such a handsome, well-crafted ass to crack into pieces.
00:38Penny, please!
00:39Will you play?
00:41Fine, just don't crack my ass.
00:43You've chosen very wisely.
00:46Everything we need's in here.
00:48This is how it's going down. You'll be the mommy and I'll be the daddy.
00:51Did you fall down the stairs again?
00:53No, daddy had to help the police overnight again, so me and mommy had the most wonderful night at the theater.
00:58It was absolutely enchanting.
01:00I like mine...
01:01Like this...
01:02Huge!
01:03Our bodies are a choice!
01:05I like mine...
01:07Like this...
01:08Small!
01:09Our bodies are a choice!
01:10I like mine...
01:12Floppy!
01:13Our bodies are a choice!
01:14Our bodies are a choice!
01:16Our bodies are a choice!
01:17Our bodies are a choice!
01:18Our bodies are a choice!
01:19Hooray!
01:20In our beds...
01:21And in our lives...
01:22We were the prince!
01:23I don't really get what they were singing about, but I learned one thing.
01:25Girls dressing like boys is fun!
01:26So today when we play house, I'm gonna be the daddy who rules the roost with an iron fist.
01:29And you'll be my wife who looks slutty so I like you!
01:31K?
01:32Don't mess this up!
01:33Where's my drink?
01:34Bitch, what are you doing?
01:35Stop the game!
01:36Damn it!
01:37You can't lay down until I slap you!
01:38I don't know what they were singing about, but I learned one thing.
01:39Girls dressing like boys is fun!
01:40So today when we play house, I'm gonna be the daddy who rules the roost with an iron fist!
01:42And you'll be my wife who looks slutty so I like you!
01:44K?
01:45Don't mess this up!
01:53Where's my drink?
01:55Uh...
01:56Uh...
01:57Bitch, what are you doing?
02:00Stop the game!
02:02Damn it!
02:03You can't lay down until I slap you!
02:05But I'm getting into character.
02:06Mom's always asleep when Dad comes home.
02:08Let's just forget it and move on.
02:10Now!
02:11Hobag!
02:12What are we eating?
02:13Nothing!
02:14What about my drink?
02:16Booby juice!
02:17That's disgusting!
02:18I'm not gonna drink your sweater, Sap!
02:21Well, fine.
02:22I'm going to my parents' house.
02:24Come back, Janaya!
02:25I'll change, I swear!
02:27Uh...
02:28No, you're playing the game all wrong!
02:30I'm supposed to throw you out so you wind up on the street turning tricks for noodles!
02:33Do it right!
02:34Or they'll be hell to pay!
02:36Noodles?
02:37Huh?
02:38Dumbass!
02:39I need a better woman!
02:42Uh...
02:43Maso!
02:44He's already 87% there!
02:47Yo!
02:48Maso!
02:49You're looking dashing today!
02:52I've got a picture of eye that will blow your freakin' mind!
02:55Oh!
02:56My precious eye!
02:57Let me see!
03:00You can have this picture as soon as you do something for me!
03:03Sure!
03:04Uh...
03:05This is bad!
03:07Yup!
03:08Now it's your turn to wear the man boobies!
03:15Now that Maso's the wife, give me my bare-ass ass and set me free!
03:19Oh, I'm not finished with you yet!
03:21What?
03:22You're gonna be our little bastard!
03:24Aw...
03:25Great!
03:26Now make me believe it, okay?
03:27Aw...
03:28I just want my ass...
03:32Where's my drink?
03:34Oh!
03:35I'm so sorry!
03:36Spare me!
03:37I'm sure it's my fault!
03:38Just don't hit me in the tender spots!
03:40I like the tone, Masoetta, but where's my drink?
03:43Uh...
03:44Please forgive me!
03:45Fearing for my life makes me stupid!
03:47I forgot!
03:48Then pour it now!
03:49Dumbass!
03:50Can't!
03:51I've got the shivers!
03:53Pour it!
03:54Don't shout!
03:55It's just a beverage!
03:57Ah!
03:58Without my drink, I can't tell my stories!
04:00And without my stories, I won't get rid of the hearty anger, and then the house will smell like
04:03Band-Aid!
04:04Ah!
04:05Ah!
04:06Ah!
04:07Ah!
04:08Ah!
04:09Ah!
04:10Ah!
04:11Ah!
04:12Ah!
04:13Damn it, Maso!
04:14How can such a big queen suck so bad at being a woman?!
04:17Ah!
04:18Ah!
04:19Ah!
04:20Ah!
04:21Ah!
04:22Ah!
04:23Ah!
04:24Ah!
04:25Ah!
04:26Ah!
04:27Ah!
04:28Ah!
04:29Ah!
04:30Ah!
04:31Ah!
04:32Ah!
04:33Oh, yeah, he thinks that's the source of his power.
04:39Here we go, start the scene.
04:42Bitch, where's my drink?
04:44Oh, Beyoncé, thank you so much.
04:48I heard the funniest joke today, wife, or what's the best way to stop a bus from hitting your daughter?
04:53Who cares?
04:56What?
04:56What?
05:02Okay, I have a funnier story.
05:04Last night I was driving and I totally hit this girl with my car and she was asking me to take her to the hospital.
05:08And I was like, hey, bloody, is your name married?
05:10Because I could sure use another cocktail.
05:13Not really, she's in the garage.
05:16What?
05:16You should say you've never heard anything so funny in your life!
05:29You're fired!
05:31I think my soul's brain is leaking.
05:38There's only one thing to do.
05:40Oh, snot face, how embarrassing!
05:53Look at what I got!
05:56How sad!
05:58You'll never make junior student council once the school sees this!
06:01Just name your price.
06:05I can't believe this.
06:07In what way is this less embarrassing than having snot all over my face?
06:11Okay, everyone.
06:13This time, no screw-ups.
06:14You got it, Shin?
06:16What the hell are they?
06:17Boo's the alpha dog now.
06:19It's symbolic.
06:22Where's my drink?
06:23Oh, good job, slut.
06:26Now let me tell you a funny anecdote I heard at the office.
06:29You'll think it's hilarious.
06:30I really doubt it's possible for my character to understand anything about your work.
06:34No offense, but as a poorly educated woman whose marriage to a middle-class cog I assume was an upgrade from her trailer trash upbringing,
06:40my life knowledge is restricted to making babies, cleaning house, and which fashion accessories whores wear with their probation anklet.
06:46And we could feel sorry for her, but the poor deserve to be poor because they're lazy.
06:50No offense.
06:50Am I getting the character right?
06:53What the hell is wrong with you?
06:54I just want to play freaking hell!
06:56You guys can keep your damn things in.
07:03You said you'd give me the picture of my sweet eye!
07:06Yeah, and my bare-ass Godzilla ass!
07:08Yes!
07:11S on S!
07:12My eye!
07:15Oh, my dear love, why do you always turn your back on me?
07:18Hey, so those panties were comfortable, right, guys?
07:22Huh?
07:24Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:36Do you have any more panties we can wear?
07:40Can't believe I wanted to be a man!
07:43Hmph!
07:44Please, Penny, come back! They're just so comfy!
07:50I don't have time for cross-dressing right now.
07:52Hey, Penny! Where's my ass? I can't find it! Again!
07:56I gave it back yesterday, doofus!
07:58Yeah, but I can't find it now!
08:01Man, I really need to get that thing surgically attached.
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