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00:00Hey everyone, so while I was watching Matt Neff the other day, apparently he made new videos about Daniel Tiger and Max and Ruby. Yeah, the Halloween specials.
00:14And apparently he calls the Daniel Tiger Halloween special undoubtedly the worst Halloween special ever. Like seriously, first of all, they don't even call it Halloween in the show, they call it Dress Up Day.
00:26Because apparently the neighborhood of who knows where thinks Halloween is copyrighted, even though all other cartoons show Halloween as a normal holiday. So they made their own Wish.com version of the holiday called Dress Up Day. And trust me, Max and Ruby isn't any better because Ruby literally-
00:56It's Halloween and East Bunny Hop, yes that's the town's name. And apparently Ruby's excited to go trick-or-treating. Yeah, it's just because that she and Louise can bully the crap out of Max.
01:03We then see Max getting ready to go out for the night in his new costume. Ruby comes in into Max's room and plans about her costume when Max jumpscares her with his badass.
01:10It's Halloween and East Bunny Hop, yes that's the town's name. And apparently Ruby's excited to go trick-or-treating. Yeah, it's just because that she and Louise can bully the crap out of Max.
01:15We then see Max getting ready to go out for the night in his new costume. Ruby comes into Max's room and plans about her costume when Max jumpscares her with his badass.
01:21Ruby says no because apparently she thinks vampires are scary even though that's a normal costume you would see at Halloween.
01:28Ruby then says to Max that she's going to go out as Cinderella and he'll go out as Prince Charming. Wait a minute, keep in mind, Prince Charming is Cinderella's husband.
01:35Never knew the show took place before the show. She's going to go out as Cinderella and he'll go out as Prince Charming.
01:43Wait a minute, keep in mind, Prince Charming is Cinderella's husband. Never knew the show took place before the show.
01:49Cinderella's husband. Never knew the show took place in Alabama.
01:53Later on, Ruby is going through her closet and is literally neglecting all the other dresses besides the pink one because she wants to be a preppy princess.
02:01Yeah, she's a literal wolf in sheep's clothing. By the time you're watching this video.
02:07Apparently Max then jumpscares Ruby again with his vampire costume. The vampire teeth have oozing cherry syrup. Gross.
02:15Apparently Ruby says that the Halloween costumes can't have fake hands. And apparently she's atheist in the situation because apparently she disrespected all the handicapped people in the situation.
02:29She puts away the costume Max had and tries to strangle him with the cape.
02:35Honestly, Max has gone through enough, but this episode is where she goes full Kim Jong-un mode. And also, Max resists the urge to chop his sister in half with the sword.
02:44Later on, Ruby's doing her makeup in her room and she says that she'll not overdo it. But ironically, she overdoes it.
02:51Irony at its absolute finest, am I right?
02:54She then next tries to molest the mirror with her stupid little lipstick thingy. Gross.
03:03And then she throws the paper with her lipstick on it into her cupboard where there are other papers with lipstick. Gross.
03:12Gee, it seems like Halloween's not the only day Ruby goes out as a preppy princess.
03:17Max then jumpscares Ruby with his badass costume. Ruby says no because apparently she thinks Max's costume is stupid.
03:25Apparently then Louise comes and Ruby announces that they're going to go trick-or-treating.
03:30Max says enough of Ruby's BBL and then gets a wonderful awful idea.
03:35I'm pretty sure you know where this is going.
03:37Alright guys, apparently Louise arrives and she's dressed as Rapunzel.
03:41Even though I think Ruby should be the one locked away in the tower.
03:44And since Cinderella used to be a slave, I think Ruby should be a slave as well.
03:48Yeah, because she literally sent Max to the grocery store all by himself.
03:52Max then shows off his costume to Ruby and Louise.
03:55And instead of telling Max to change, Ruby's like, fine, you can be a vampire but they suck.
03:59And starts insulting Max's costume.
04:02And apparently Louise is on Ruby's side.
04:05Louise, what the fuck is wrong with you?
04:07Later on, Max is going on the street to have the time of his life.
04:11Ruby then says to Max that he'll not get many treats cause his costume is too scary.
04:16And then we see these two kids that are dressed as a pirate and clown.
04:19I don't see how scary those are.
04:25Ruby, Louise, that's not how trick-or-treating works.
04:28Trick-or-treating is basically where you go to house and house.
04:31Not greeting them.
04:33Unless they're the friend.
04:35Unless they're the ex-friends of Ruby and Louise.
04:38Max unfortunately scares off the two kids with his vampire costume.
04:42They were probably bribed to do this.
04:44And apparently Ruby rightfully scolds Max for scaring.
04:48Even though everyone thinks vampires are stupid.
04:51Cause apparently Ruby never celebrated Halloween in this situation.
04:54See?
04:55Told you.
04:56Louise, mind your own business.
04:58You know what?
04:59Mind your own business, girls.
05:01It's Halloween.
05:02Max can be whatever he wants, okay?
05:05You don't have to be this harsh on him.
05:07Apparently Ruby and Louise make it to Grandma's house.
05:10And they're surprised to see all the spiders and pumpkins.
05:13Where did all these cobwebs and spiders come from?
05:18Ruby Halloween is supposed to be like this.
05:21Gee, it seems like you never celebrate Halloween in the first place.
05:24Apparently Max tries to ring the doorbell.
05:27But Ruby stops him because she thinks Max's costume would be so scary.
05:30It'll literally knock the grandma off their feet.
05:33And she'll kill-
05:34Die.
05:35And there won't be any treats.
05:36So instead, she rings the doorbell.
05:38And you'll all know what happens next.
05:40Surprise, surprise.
05:43It turns out Grandma has the same taste and fashion as Max.
05:47And Ruby was bitching about this for literally the entire episode.
05:52Terrific.
05:53It's Max's bedtime.
05:55Though I'm not really sure why you're sending Max to bed at like 6pm.
05:59Max tells Ruby to read him the Blue Tarantula book.
06:03But Ruby says that book is only for bigger children and will give Max nightmares.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Max already lives with a sister that acts like a bitch.
06:11Bitch.
06:12What could be a bigger nightmare than that?
06:14Max still wants the Tarantula book.
06:18So Ruby gives in and is like, fine, I'll read you the Tarantula book.
06:21But don't go crying at me when you get nightmares.
06:24Apparently, the story is about a big-ass blue spider who likes to squish little children in her sleep.
06:30Gross.
06:31Apparently, Ruby is still reading the story, but she has no concern for Max as he's literally on the verge of peeing himself.
06:38Ruby then realizes how much the book scared him.
06:43And instead of comforting him, she says that the spider isn't real and won't eat any little bunnies.
06:49She gives Max his plastic red elephant several spoonfuls of NyQuil and the most obnox-
06:55And the most obnox-
06:56And the most trauma-
06:57Nightmare-feelish sentence ever.
06:58Night-night.
06:59Don't let the bedbugs b-
07:01Night-night.
07:02Don't let the bedbugs b-
07:04Why'd you say it like that?
07:06Honestly, the bedbugs should go to Ruby's house.
07:08They should devour her completely.
07:10Apparently, Ruby closes the door and this is when the bedbugs come in to devour Max's soul.
07:18Apparently, he hears a scary sound from the closet and runs crying towards Mommy.
07:23Oh, wait.
07:24I forgot.
07:25They don't have parents.
07:26Like, seriously, when will they introduce their par-
07:28Oh.
07:29I forgot YouTube exists.
07:30But where the hell were you for the past five seasons?
07:33Because of this show.
07:34Apparently, Max-
07:36Max goes into Ruby's room like a little pervert.
07:39Even though he doesn't-
07:40Even though he didn't learn his lesson-
07:42And when Ruby banned him from her room because he was touching his-
07:45Her jewelry box.
07:47Apparently, Max says he's scared.
07:49Ruby drags Max to his room because she wants him to get traumatized.
07:53Eyes from all the crap.
07:54Poor Max is definitely gonna need therapy after this because he's gonna have so much PTSD.
07:58From all that.
08:00Apparently, Max still won't sleep just like in the Goodnight Max episode.
08:05Apparently, he's gonna investigate this out and apparently he hears something of the-
08:09Apparently, nope.
08:10He's scared of the wind because the wind is threatening to kill him.
08:13Max barges into Ruby's room at like 9pm in the evening.
08:18And Ruby pathetically drags Max into bed again.
08:21Apparently, she assures him that there are no monsters.
08:24Or that everything is fine.
08:26Uh, I think they should be coming for Ruby, not for Max.
08:30Apparently, Max hears a very strange sound under his bed.
08:34Alright Ruby, call your parents and say that you're gonna burn the house down because there's a monster under the bed.
08:41And I don't care if you two go to jail or something.
08:44Apparently, in a rare moment, Ruby actually decides to use her common sense correctly and decides to be a good big sister and decides to check the sound.
08:52Apparently, she finds this weird box that apparently seems to be moving by itself.
08:57Honestly, this scene is pure nightmare fuel.
09:04Holy crap, Pennywise, is that you?
09:06Ruby tells Max that apparently he was just his Jack in the Box, which apparently looks exactly Pennywise.
09:11She tells Max that there are no bed bugs or blue tarantulas in the house.
09:16She thankfully manages to put in sleep with his red rubber elephant and a few spoonfuls of NyQuil.
09:23Ruby, Max then decides to give Ruby a taste of her own medicine and decides to wind up his red lobster, which kept torturing him on his birthday.
09:32Apparently, Ruby awakens and apparently the bed bugs have come to her room to devour her greedy soul.
09:39She runs into Max's room like a little pussy and apparently she lies there until the morning.
09:46Because God forbid that this girl goes one second without being an absolute ableist to Max because Max has autism or something.
09:57Yeah, he's not verbal autistic because he doesn't really talk that much.
10:00Whatever.
10:01For the end.
10:03The episode opens up at the museum garage, aka the residence place of the same girl Daniel literally tried to push off.
10:12We then see Daniel Tiger pretending to be the elephant, even though he looks more like a Vegas showgirl than an actual elephant.
10:20Apparently it's just a day season in the neighborhood and apparently the kids are choosing their costumes.
10:27And apparently we're greeted with this Hello Kitty wannabe, which apparently she yelled at Miss Elena for literally choosing a triangle.
10:33Well, apparently Daniel wants to be like Baker Aker, even though his smile isn't as creepy as him.
10:39Not to mention, Baker Aker even gave me quite a scare because he literally jump scared me.
10:44If I watched Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood when I was younger, and especially the cake episode where Daniel cries over his cake,
10:50I would have been traumatized for life when Baker Aker would jump out and like scare me.
10:54Wait a minute.
10:55Miss Elena, why is all upside down?
10:57This just goes to prove how much of a cloud cuckoo lander you are.
11:02Apparently Daniel is going to be going out as Taigi the Adventure Tiger.
11:06Of course it has to be Taigi, and also he looks exactly like you, except he has more charm than you lol.
11:12Daniel's costume is finished, and now he's going to pretend that he has binoculars, and what the hell is this?
11:18Why, why PBS? Why would you make Daniel Tiger photorealistic?
11:22Kinda reminds me of the time when you did the same with like Miss Elena when she like scraped her elbow.
11:27That was just so gross.
11:29And also it kinda looks like Winnie the Pooh's anal hole. Gross.
11:33Apparently Katrina decides to be a firefighter, which should be fine unless Norman Price moved to the neighborhood any day sooner.
11:39Apparently Katrina then decides to change her costume, and now she's a superheroine.
11:44And she has a baby, cause why not?
11:47But apparently this is where all things go downhill. Miss Elena unfortunately does not have a robot costume.
11:53So apparently Miss Elena's mom also teaches her a tacky tune that you can dress up as more as one thing.
12:01Apparently Daniel then helps Miss Elena make her robot costume.
12:05This just goes to prove how silly she is, but in a good way, obviously.
12:08Yeah, she's at least better than Daniel or Katarina.
12:11Apparently Katarina decides that she's going to be Ballerina Katarina.
12:15Which sounds suspiciously similar to a ballerina to Angelina.
12:20And trust me, she's nowhere better than Daniel Tiger.
12:23Apparently we did have to deal with yet another song sequence.
12:27And apparently this song sequence now shows us that apparently Miss Elena has her own fox fursona.
12:32Get ready. See? Look, a fox fursona. That's cool.
12:36Oh look, Daniel's pretending to be another type of jungle cat. Epic.
12:40Apparently Katrina starts bitching about her costume and she can't decide what to be.
12:46And apparently she gets so pissed at the point she literally says that she doesn't want to go trick-or-treating anymore.
12:52I can't decide meow meow. I can't pick one thing to dress up as meow meow. So I don't want to dress up.
12:59Fine, good friends Katrina. We'll have fun trick-or-treating without you.
13:03Oh, and if you want, we'll bring you back some candy, but only the ones with the razor blades.
13:07I can't imagine Hello Kitty rolling in her bed having nightmares about this feline pussy like 3am in the morning.
13:14Apparently Daniel and Miss Elena encouraged her that she doesn't have to be just one thing and decide that she's going to be everything.
13:21Apparently Katrina is now super ballerina and a fireman superhero in Katrina or whatever.
13:29And also she's a mommy cause why not?
13:32Apparently the 3d is trying to do a little dance and guess what? Katrina has to make it all about herself.
13:37Cause God forbid.
13:38And she goes one second without the spotlight.
13:42So while the actual episode was bad, it's at least nowhere as bad as the actual dress up day episode.
13:48Where it actually brought your hallway all together.
13:51Wanna see? Let's go.
13:52It's dress up day and the neighborhood and the eagle tiger is nowhere to be seen.
13:56Instead we're greeted with this adventure tiger dude.
13:59Dee? It's really me!
14:01Daniel the Adventure Tiger!
14:04Today is dress up day.
14:05Where apparently all the kids get costumes that they can show off that their moms can show them off on their Instagram reels.
14:14And apparently they're going to go trick or treating at 4pm like a bunch of whips.
14:18Apparently O shows off his traffic light costume.
14:22Which...
14:23Why the hell does it look like that?
14:25And keep in mind he's been waiting all year to be dressed up as a thing I used to cuss out a lot back in like 2021.
14:32And apparently Prince Wednesday is a rock and he doesn't have hands.
14:37Which means he's going to get all the candy like a spoiled little brat.
14:42What is wrong with these children?
14:46Hmm.
14:47I wonder what happens if O pulls that crap on a thrust SSC.
14:52Apparently trolley is decorated with flowers.
14:54Now here's the question.
14:56Did someone put the flowers on trolley?
14:58Or does the trolley have a set of arms and eyes that we don't see?
15:01The world will never know.
15:03Hmm.
15:06I wonder what happens if these kids accidentally sign up for Squid Game alongside you with Caillou and Little Brown Bear.
15:11Apparently then O wishes to be a traffic light all the time when apparently he's forced to come to a complete stop.
15:18Uh oh.
15:19Unsurprisingly, when O fell, apparently his costume got ripped.
15:24Which should...
15:25Which would be sad if it wasn't already toured beforehand.
15:28Why?
15:29Why PBS?
15:30See?
15:31This is the reason...
15:32See PBS?
15:33This is what happens when you don't pay your animators good money.
15:35You're just going to make these small mistakes to retaliate.
15:38Ain't for money.
15:39Apparently O then goes from looking like a traffic light to the world's saddest snow code.
15:45And honestly you don't need to be a traffic light since you're already the next Debbie Downer.
15:49Womp womp.
15:50Apparently O says if he doesn't have a costume he doesn't go trick or treating at all.
15:54Hmm.
15:55Where have I heard this one from?
15:57Um.
15:58They then get to Mr. McFeely's and Daniel busts out his Comic Con move.
16:03I wouldn't be surprised to see this kid getting attacked by his haters at Comic Con.
16:08Alright.
16:09Now it's time for some treats.
16:10They delivery stickers!
16:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:14Wait, wait, wait, wait.
16:15So you're telling me that these kids got all dressed up and they literally get a retarded
16:20like stickers?
16:21Where's the candy?
16:22Oh, wait.
16:23I forgot.
16:24They literally make candy like 30 bucks nowadays.
16:27Why?
16:28Why?
16:29Walmart?
16:30Why?
16:31Why?
16:32I'm sorry.
16:33I'm sorry.
16:34And apparently O is still sad about his costume.
16:35Gee, if O had something sticky to stick the pieces back together.
16:38Apparently Daniel tries to cheer up O, but the bitchy bird just won't.
16:43Well, listen.
16:44Apparently they make it to Music Man's dance shop and apparently Miss Elena shows off her
16:52robot costume.
16:53Apparently Music Man's stand refuses to also give the candy and Prince Wednesday.
16:58z tego nie ma
17:00czy nie?
17:01Apparently Daniel Tiger's mom
17:03jest za to
17:04to pick up a sticker
17:05like Prince Wednesday
17:06jest a spoile little brat.
17:10Apparently
17:11the 5 kids
17:12then get to Dr. Anna's place
17:14and guess N.O.
17:15has an idea.
17:16I didn't say
17:17it was a good idea.
17:18Spoiler alert.
17:19Guess what he chooses to be?
17:21A doctor.
17:22Seriously.
17:23What the hell
17:25was that costume for me?
17:26I will give him some credit
17:27for improving his costume
17:28and turning it around
17:29and finding something good.
17:30Which is something
17:31we learned in the first episode
17:32of this show.
17:33And apparently
17:35Dr. Anna's even worse situation
17:37because she gives him
17:38like a tongue depressor.
17:39Like seriously.
17:40It's like giving a popsicle stick
17:41somewhat after you've eaten
17:42the popsicle.
17:43Gross.
17:44Apparently the kids
17:45decide to block traffic
17:47with their silly little dance.
17:48And also there isn't
17:49that much traffic.
17:50The only vehicles they have
17:51there's like trolley
17:52and like
17:53the mail truck
17:54of Mr. McFeely
17:55or whatever.
17:57I'm a robot
17:58and I'm here
17:59from outer space.
18:00Girl, robots
18:01are not from outer space.
18:02They usually come
18:03from the future,
18:04past,
18:05or even factories
18:06or whatever.
18:07Apparently
18:08I thought the hokey
18:09Halloween couldn't get
18:10any worse.
18:11But I thought so wrong
18:12because apparently
18:13instead of getting candy
18:14he did get fruits.
18:16But I'll give them credit
18:17for trying to be healthy.
18:18But I'm pretty sure
18:19there aren't
18:2067%
18:21that there were razor blades
18:22in that apple.
18:23I like to dress up
18:25all the time.
18:26Trust me, Daniel.
18:27You eat.
18:28Trust me, Daniel.
18:29We all know what happens
18:30when you play dress up
18:31with the other kids.
18:34So I managed to sit through
18:35these Halloween specials
18:36and just like Madness does,
18:38let's review.
18:39In the Max and Ruby episodes,
18:41apparently,
18:42Ruby just allowed Max
18:43to go as a vampire
18:45and made him a prince.
18:46Apparently,
18:47Louise was also
18:48on Ruby's side
18:49and they were
18:50on the verge
18:51to calling Max's costume
18:52crap.
18:53Surprise, surprise.
18:54Grandma taught
18:55Ruby a lesson
18:56that she would never forget.
18:57Later on,
18:58Ruby decided to read a book
19:00that would make Max
19:01piss his pants.
19:02Apparently,
19:03Max was also scared
19:05because of the things
19:06he heard in his room.
19:07And also,
19:08another thing.
19:09On the Daniel Tiger episodes,
19:10Katrina was at her
19:11absolute worst here
19:12because she couldn't decide
19:13what to obey for Halloween.
19:14And also,
19:15O cried over his costume
19:16and Prince Wednesday
19:17was also
19:18was also bearable.
19:19So,
19:20in good old Madness style,
19:21for the Max and Ruby episodes,
19:23F.U. Louise
19:24for being on Ruby's side
19:25and insulting Max's costume.
19:27And of course,
19:28for literally insulting Max's costume
19:30and almost giving him nightmares
19:31because of that stupid book,
19:32F.U. Ruby.
19:33And now,
19:34for the Daniel Tiger episodes.
19:35F.U. O for literally
19:37crying over spilled milk
19:38over your costume,
19:39which spilled milk
19:41is your costume.
19:42F.U. Prince Wednesday
19:43for making everyone
19:45your servants
19:46and making-
19:48grab your stuff.
19:49And of course,
19:50for literally not deciding
19:51what to be
19:52and literally throwing a hissy fit
19:53and making everything
19:54all about yourself,
19:55F.U. Katrina.
19:56to be
20:03and
20:05to be
20:06and to be
20:07and to be
20:08and to be
20:09I
20:11let go.
20:12I
20:14we
20:31and
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