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Late Bloomer (2024) Season 2 Episode 1
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00:00The following program is rated 18 plus and is not intended for younger audiences.
00:04It contains coarse language, violence, nudity, and mature subject matter.
00:08Viewer discretion is strongly advised.
00:30Okay, look, I know a lot of you guys have been asking the same question over and over again.
00:42So, yes, I moved out a couple months ago.
00:45I have my own place.
00:46And this is not to shit on people that still live at home.
00:49Okay, it's still underrated.
00:50But in order for me to become the self-actualized grown man that I want to be, I can't do all that in my childhood home.
00:58Now, I can finally thrive.
01:07I just needed to spread these wings so I could fly.
01:13That's a terrible metaphor.
01:14It was the first thing that came to my head.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:16But keeping it in the edit, don't care.
01:18That's the process of me becoming an evolved man.
01:22I love living on my own.
01:28I love your own.
01:41Three months is long enough.
01:45Oh, yeah?
01:46Mm-hmm.
01:49Do not look at me with his small ass eyes.
01:51What?
01:52Yeah, you know what you're doing.
01:56Look, if you feel like you're ready,
01:59then, uh, I'm ready.
02:04I hear you feel ready.
02:08It's a boner. What can I do?
02:22Yo, come on, man.
02:36You know, the guy has allergies.
02:38I feel bad for him, honestly.
02:48You know, the video game noises actually drown everything out,
02:51so we can be as loud as we want.
02:53Oh, yeah.
02:53Yeah, this is a good thing.
02:55Okay.
03:04Okay, okay, okay.
03:05No, we're doing this right now.
03:16No!
03:18Shit!
03:18Dude!
03:19Sorry, bruh.
03:19I need to go to the route.
03:21I need to go to the route.
03:21I need to go to the route.
03:21I need to go to the route.
03:21I need to go to the route.
03:22I need to go to the route.
03:22Now?
03:23Oh, my God.
03:29I'm sorry.
03:38Dude, how long is this going to take?
03:40Oh, come in.
03:41Close your camera.
03:42I need to go to the route.
03:52You guys come here.
03:54He's coming.
03:55Yo!
03:56Sorry, sorry, sorry.
03:57Sorry, sorry.
04:02That never happened.
04:04For sure.
04:04Yeah, yeah.
04:05Let's just pretend that never happened.
04:07Thanks.
04:07All right.
04:19Okay, this is just way too weird for me now.
04:37I'm sorry about that.
04:41We'll try again later.
04:42It's not usually like this.
04:44It's not?
04:45Yeah, I mean, sometimes there's karaoke, you know?
04:48These guys love to sing, especially like 2005 Bubba One,
04:51which everyone should.
04:53He's got classics.
04:54All right, I'll just shut up.
04:56Look, I'm just happy you feel ready.
04:59And I was scared that we were rushing things.
05:02Well, not scared, just...
05:03Yeah, same, but you were right.
05:06About waiting.
05:08I'm sorry, I was what?
05:10You're right.
05:11Wait, one more time?
05:12No.
05:19There's something real here, right?
05:21Yeah, of course.
05:23You know, that's why I want everything to be perfect for when we, uh...
05:27Yeah, obviously we can't do that here.
05:32You don't like being here?
05:35I like being with you.
05:37We can't, like, be together here.
05:40What?
05:41To the soundtrack of Horking Men?
05:44Okay, look, I think that was just like a one-time thing.
05:48Dude, seriously?
05:50Just be another second man.
06:02It's not that I don't like your place.
06:05I just feel like for things that are more adult, my place makes more sense.
06:10Adult?
06:11Yeah.
06:12So what kind of adult is this place?
06:15I mean, is this all you have to drink?
06:18It's great.
06:19You have your own room with a door that locks sometimes.
06:23Yeah, I know it's not like the perfect place for dates, but it's like the right vibe for me right now, you know?
06:30It's like my Silicon Valley startup.
06:32We're all just out here hustling.
06:33Yeah, but don't you think that it's just too busy to get any work done?
06:38Yeah, I mean, I don't really have a choice.
06:40You can move back home.
06:45I mean, there's always my place.
06:52Barney.
06:57Oh, hello.
07:00Supinder.
07:08Hey, Gem Queen.
07:20What's up?
07:21Hey, boy.
07:22You're out here.
07:23This is a big job.
07:24We need to check a fitting,
07:26a guest list final,
07:28and we need to decide the route.
07:30What?
07:31I've done everything.
07:32Oh, and I called Jogi Uncle.
07:34I helped him book his flight.
07:35He's coming early, like, end of next week.
07:37Oh, very good.
07:39Oh, very good.
07:40He can sleep downstairs in the basement.
07:42Right.
07:43In the guest room.
07:44Okay.
07:45I'm going.
07:51I can't believe you guys haven't hooked up yet.
07:52I can't believe it.
08:05Rebecca's not like you.
08:07She's a good, respectable woman with traditional values.
08:10Oh, I agree.
08:11She sounds very traditional.
08:13She was with her guy for nine years.
08:15If we'd rush this, we'd just, like, instantly fuck it up.
08:17Cool.
08:18Maybe you and Rebecca double date with Sonny and his wife.
08:20Hell no.
08:21I'm not married.
08:22Don't you have, like, three kids?
08:24I think four now.
08:26Congratulations.
08:27Thanks.
08:28Bro, how many people live here?
08:30Dude, I don't know and I don't ask.
08:32Hey, are you back to designing yet?
08:34I was thinking about getting Rebecca something for our three-month-iversary.
08:37I would, but I'm creatively tapped out after all the erasure.
08:41Bullshit.
08:42Hmm.
08:43I'm in my hostalizing era.
08:45Hostal what?
08:46Sure.
08:47When I call her a hoe, I'm a polygamist.
08:49Misogynist.
08:50What?
08:51Anyways, Rebecca actually hinted at something yesterday.
08:54Like, maybe I should be at her place?
08:57What?
08:58A little more permanently?
09:00Mm-mm.
09:01Your place is shit.
09:02No doubt about it.
09:03100%, all facts, no lies.
09:06But don't even leave a fucking toothbrush at her place, bro.
09:09Why?
09:10What's wrong with that?
09:11You're talking about living with someone before you've ever had sex or even said,
09:13I love you.
09:14Facts.
09:15Our parents did that?
09:16What?
09:17You guys are, like, too Western now?
09:18They made me, they made you.
09:20Plus, this is all I can afford right now.
09:22Yeah, but you can afford to make it nicer.
09:25Like, it doesn't take much.
09:26A leather couch, a massage chair, indoor sauna, maybe at the duty oven.
09:31Taco truck, nail salon?
09:34You dumb.
09:35Where are they supposed to fit that shit in here?
09:37Man, Chod!
09:38Sorry!
09:39Rebecca, she was thirsty and craving it.
09:52I couldn't say no, man.
09:54Fuck.
09:55Fuck.
10:00Thanks for coming through.
10:00Yep.
10:01Bye.
10:02See ya.
10:02Thanks.
10:03Thanks for what?
10:04Look, I didn't ask.
10:05No chaat, you know,
10:06pani, pooni, pakode,
10:08smose, nothing.
10:09That's true.
10:09I gave you water.
10:11What do you think this is?
10:11A bar of sweets?
10:12Okay, you just came to hang out.
10:13Yo, he didn't have hand soap
10:14in the washroom.
10:15Yeah, it's getting sad.
10:17Hello?
10:18Fuck.
10:19Standard inspection.
10:21Buddy running around
10:22ho rehi ha.
10:23Dekheh lehi roo jipholo kar rehi ha.
10:26E kudi enni ladtak ethe ki kar rehi ha.
10:28Hey, mire, uh,
10:30cousin and auntie.
10:31Oh, you have a lot of cousin,
10:33don't you?
10:34Jadi odna rath no i si,
10:35yo bhi tari kajen e si.
10:36Oh, we mire cousins.
10:37Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
10:38Sure?
10:39Yeah, you know,
10:40my mom has like 10 siblings.
10:42Wow, clever, aren't you?
10:43Just a bunch.
10:44All the time.
10:46Meree drabe chi hun diya niga.
10:49Camere lagge ho 20 for 7.
10:51Uthi hun niya mein.
10:52You don't have an actual job?
10:53That's my job.
10:54That's my fall-time job.
10:57My husband is a pious man.
10:59Eh ji, a junk woman around
11:01ni chon de ya si apne kar vetch.
11:02I don't know.
11:04I completely understand, Arti.
11:05We don't want to create any problems.
11:07You know, I don't want to tempt your husband
11:08with a woman,
11:10just a regular woman.
11:12Shut up!
11:13Meree ji, a problem ni chon de ki.
11:15Oh, I think I know your husband, Arti ji.
11:16Oh, miree yard te abne tire change kara da.
11:18You gave him a good discount?
11:21N-nay discount does he kaar de anu ni din de.
11:23Uthi cha chuk da anta jaha hai ga?
11:24Uthi a ti biya roo me kao joo bette shaptho joe utthi rea lagge ju saha.
11:28Are you sure he moved out?
11:29Yeah, joo cha ha haki samosa vi a chi hama.
11:31Meree ji, a cha haki samosa vi a chi hama.
11:32Meree ji, a cha haki samosa vi a chi hama.
11:34Meree ji, a cha haki samosa vi a chi hama.
11:36Oh!
11:49Uthi!
11:50She went out.
11:52You are back again?
11:53Hey, what can I say?
11:54It's hard to stay away from the hospitality over here.
11:57What?
12:01I'm here picking up deliveries.
12:04Is Pooji coming back soon?
12:06Whoa, what are you making, an omelet?
12:08It's a bird nest.
12:10Stupid.
12:11I told Jasmith years ago to cover that vent outside, but he didn't.
12:15So now, birds.
12:17So you just took it out?
12:19Let's see what the algorithm says about this.
12:22Uh...
12:23Who?
12:24What happens to birds if you move their nest while they are still eggs?
12:29If you move a bird's nest with the baby birds inside, they would be abandoned by their mother.
12:33The baby will likely die of starvation, or beaten by bigger birds who will violently devour them.
12:38First dismembering their heads, removing the entire spine to allow for easy access to peck away at their innards.
12:43Freeing the stomach cavity, intestines, and other bodily organs.
12:46Ooh, that's enough of that.
12:48That's really bad.
12:49So, you want me to put it back?
12:51Not playing.
12:52You want me by the pudding bag.
12:53You've already orphaned them, so they're going to die a horrible, violent death.
12:57But, who am I to talk?
12:59You know, I love Tandoori Chicken.
13:01Especially yours, Grillmaster Fuffer.
13:03Hmph.
13:07All right.
13:08Let me know when they hatch.
13:10We can make an omelet.
13:12I'll give you one there.
13:13Oh.
13:14It's pretty sick, right?
13:15Put some egg cartons up for soundproofing.
13:19Got a blanket up.
13:20It's like soundproofing, but just like general vibes.
13:25Oh, you guys can borrow some of this stuff when I'm done with it if you want.
13:42This is against the rules, man.
13:44It wasn't loud.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Why?
13:47I'm making upgrades.
13:48Man, you have to listen to the landlord.
13:50Bro.
13:51It's a landlord, not our parents.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Yeah.
13:55The Jani's not going to do anything.
14:08She's just always giving empty threats.
14:10You guys just need to relax, man.
14:12Trust me.
14:13I'm making this place better.
14:14It's called tenants' rights.
14:15We can do whatever we want because we pay rent.
14:17That's not why we pay rent.
14:18Chutya.
14:19Who the hell is this guy?
14:24He lives here.
14:25Since when?
14:26I've never seen him in my life.
14:27He's a night shift guy.
14:28Have you seen their faces?
14:32Delivery of Lala Matamari, brother.
14:34They don't want to cut cut cut.
14:36They don't want to live in the future.
14:38They don't want to live in the future.
14:39Okay.
14:40Chill out, bro.
14:41I'm here to do the same thing.
14:42I'm trying to get this money, too.
14:43That's not what he said.
14:44It seems that he's working with us.
14:46He doesn't want to hear our voices.
14:49Well, looks like I did a pretty good job then, huh?
14:52It's called tenants' rights.
14:58Okay?
14:59Look it up.
15:00I think it looks sick.
15:05All right.
15:06We're looking at the jet stream right now.
15:07We're looking at a map of Southern Ontario.
15:08As you can see here, the jet streams are going from South to North.
15:09They're coming across from Bucknell.
15:10And here at Lake and South to California, they will possibly be even lost in the world.
15:11Zippy!
15:12Come in.
15:13Hi, Auntie.
15:14How are you?
15:15Smells good in here.
15:16Is this meat okay?
15:17Yeah.
15:18No, don't worry.
15:19He's fine.
15:20I saw him earlier today.
15:21I'm actually here from Lanvie.
15:22Is she home?
15:23Yeah.
15:24No, don't worry.
15:25He's fine.
15:26I saw him earlier today.
15:27I'm actually here from Lanvie.
15:28Is she home?
15:29Yeah.
15:30No, don't worry.
15:31He's fine.
15:32I saw him earlier today.
15:33I'm actually here from Lanvie.
15:34Is she home?
15:35She will be back.
15:36Please come in.
15:41How is this meat?
15:43I don't see him.
15:45It's okay.
15:46I know the whole, you know, this must be really hard.
15:52I'm so sorry.
15:54How are you?
15:57I'm fine.
16:01Manu, you are back home.
16:04Look who is here.
16:05Hey.
16:06You have one of those cool smart watches, huh?
16:09Auntie, those watches mean that you never, ever miss a message from people who are your
16:14friends.
16:15Or people who think they're your friends.
16:17Wow.
16:18That's great.
16:19I'm just trying to understand the timeline.
16:23Did I say something?
16:24Because I told you, whatever you decide to do, I'll support you.
16:28Yeah, and I really appreciate that.
16:31Do you?
16:32Because it, it really feels like you decided to go forward with this wedding and somehow
16:37I got cut out of your life.
16:39I've just been busy.
16:41Planning a wedding is a lot of work.
16:43The food, the guests, the cakes, you wouldn't believe the number of cakes.
16:46Someone tried to convince me to go sponge cake.
16:49Like, are you crazy?
16:51Okay, cool.
16:52So, this is what we're doing now?
16:55Weddings are work?
16:57Fuck it.
16:58OMG, I'm so happy for you guys.
17:00And hey, you let me know if you need any help at all, okay?
17:03Okay, thanks.
17:04I will.
17:10I don't think my spreading my wings to fly analogy is that fast.
17:14Okay.
17:15And birds are cool.
17:16Yeah, my man's big.
17:17They fly.
17:18What other animal flies?
17:19Shit.
17:24Hey, sorry about that.
17:26I couldn't hear because of the soundproofing that I've done now.
17:29Whoa, this is actually a lot better than I expected.
17:35Wow.
17:36This is all you.
17:37You know, you were right.
17:39This place wasn't good enough for neither of us.
17:42And...
17:48Working this morning.
17:52Private.
17:53Oh.
17:54Got a lock.
17:55The walls are covered up.
17:56There's soundproofing.
17:58It's just the perfect thing for work.
18:00You know?
18:01Mm-hmm.
18:02And...
18:03Maybe that other thing.
18:04You know?
18:09So these egg cartons.
18:10Right.
18:11They work, uh, both ways?
18:14I guess we should test it out.
18:15Yeah.
18:16Mm-hmm.
18:17No, seriously.
18:18It's, uh, fully Hork-proof, right?
18:20Yeah, it's got the whole, uh, Hork fortification.
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:23The Hork-ification.
18:24Hork-ification.
18:25At least don't say Hork again.
18:26All right.
18:27We'll give you a full show.
18:30Oh.
18:32Hi.
18:33Time for the pants.
18:37Okay, no, this is dumb.
18:38I don't think there's, like, a sexy way to take off pants.
18:41So why don't you just pretend like this is sexy, you know?
18:44Totally.
18:45Okay.
18:46Oh, shit!
18:47Oh, my God.
18:48Hi.
18:49Hi.
18:50Hi.
18:51Hi.
18:52Hi, my dear.
18:53Hi, my dear.
18:54Hi, my dear.
18:55Hi.
18:56We have to help her.
18:57No, no, no, no, no, you have to hide.
18:58Because I'm not allowed to have any girls here.
18:59What?
19:00Doing elegant innovation.
19:01What are you doing behind the wall?
19:02You're a jerk.
19:03My sister?
19:04My sister?
19:05My sister?
19:06My husband's going to kill you.
19:07I'm going to kill you.
19:08My wife?
19:09She's always taken care of good.
19:10You always treated like family?
19:11Yeah.
19:12No, I understand, uncle, but...
19:13Very bad.
19:14Very bad.
19:15How is she?
19:16Very bad.
19:17Very bad.
19:18How is she?
19:19She's always taken care of good.
19:20You always treated like family?
19:21Yeah.
19:22No, I understand, uncle, but...
19:23Very bad.
19:24Very bad.
19:25How is she?
19:26The doctor said that if everything is fine, she'll be fine, you know?
19:29I don't think so.
19:30I don't think so.
19:31Me and my sister, we stay...
19:32Uh...
19:33The thermostat?
19:34No, I didn't touch the thermostat.
19:35There was a girl at home.
19:36No, uncle, that wasn't me either.
19:37Very bad.
19:38Very bad.
19:39No.
19:40Very serious.
19:41Very serious.
19:42No, no, no.
19:43Okay, FYI, you know there's this thing called tenant's rights, and...
19:44Uncle, I think there's a tunnel.
19:49So...
19:50Unload!
19:51Unload!
19:52Unload!
19:53Clear!
19:54But...
19:57Going under your tunnel?
19:58Is that still a thing?
20:02Hey.
20:03Are you okay?
20:08I don't know, man.
20:09I just...
20:11I'm just really scared.
20:12Scared.
20:13What do you mean?
20:14Scared about what?
20:16I'm...
20:19Scared of...
20:20Everything.
20:22All of it.
20:23I'm scared I don't know what I'm doing.
20:25I'm scared I won't succeed.
20:27I'm scared that I'm not a good person.
20:29I'm scared because I miss my parents.
20:32I'm scared because I love you.
20:35And I fuck things up with everyone that I love.
20:37That's...
20:39So...
20:41Ick.
20:42I mean, what was I even thinking?
20:43I never should have left Ryan.
20:44Wait, what?
20:45Oh my God, you're not a man.
20:46You're just a little boy.
20:47I need to get out of here.
20:49Oh, thank God.
20:50Wait, who was that?
20:51Wait, who was that?
20:52Wait, what's going on?
20:54Rebecca!
20:55Rebecca, wait!
20:56Later, Lisa!
20:57No, wait, I take it back.
20:58I didn't mean it.
20:59I...
21:00Just me?
21:02Hey.
21:04You're doing that spaced out thing.
21:06You're doing that spaced out thing.
21:07You're...
21:08No, wait, I take it back.
21:09I didn't mean it.
21:10I...
21:11Just me?
21:13Hey.
21:15Hey.
21:16You're doing that spaced out thing.
21:19You kind of look like you're spiraling.
21:22Yeah, I just, um...
21:25I...
21:27I just don't want to mess this up.
21:30Maybe we're thinking about this way too hard.
21:34You know, sometimes doing things right doesn't mean doing them perfect.
21:40That didn't make any sense.
21:42It doesn't have to.
21:48Hey, what is...
21:50Hey.
21:51Go, pal.
21:52What is going on?
21:54We are in an impossible parking lot.
21:56What are you...
21:57Shut up.
21:59Go.
22:12Hey.
22:13Hey.
22:14Hey.
22:15Hey.
22:17Hey.
22:18Hey.
22:29Hey.
22:30Oh
22:34Yes
22:38Oh
22:42Is
22:44Is
22:46Is
22:50Is
22:52Is
22:54Is
22:56Is
22:58Is
23:00Is
23:02Is
23:04Is
23:06Is
23:08Is
23:10Is
23:14Is
23:16Is
23:18Is
23:24good morning hey good morning how'd you sleep it's good yeah how'd you sleep amazing
23:42these clothes are incredible i know where'd you get them from from the pillow store the pillow
23:47store of course i'm sorry hold on locket that's a disgusting place
23:54oh my god i know it's a prostitute
24:09he's nobody oh lady bastard
24:23I will show you all the videos that I will show you.
24:25Come here, come here.
24:27I don't know where to go.
24:29I will not do this.
24:31Hey, you can't do this.
24:33I can't do this.
24:35I will do this.
24:37I will put this out.
24:39I will put this out all the way.
24:41What the shit?
24:43I will put this out.
24:45Go and post it.
24:47Go and go and leave.
24:49I will not do this.
24:51I will not do this.
24:53I will not do this.
24:55I will not do this.
24:57I will not do this.
24:59I will not do this.
25:03Okay.
25:05Maybe you're right.
25:07Maybe I do move in with you.
25:09Yeah.
25:11I mean, it's not perfect,
25:13but it's right.
25:15Again, what does that even mean?
25:17You know what it means.
25:19No, you're always speaking in riddles.
25:21No, no, no.
25:23No, no, no, no.
25:25No, no, no.
25:27No, no, no.
25:29No, no.
25:31No, no.
25:33No, no, no.
25:35No, no!
25:37No, no, no.
25:41No, no!
25:43I said, play this app, silly, you ass crack funny, pass that bread over there, where you love me with the back, fat honey, when I'm bad, back, dad running at the gym, asthmatic, squeeze me in after the kids with karate, hit me with that yoga pilates, I'm like yoga to mommies, make them say, oh my shanti, shanti, shanti, where I fold the laundry like origami, origami, sweatpants to minimal, baby, let it do it to you in the living room, uh, talk flirty from 530 to 930, but I'm exhausted.
26:13It's on though, let's not sit down and get on the phone.
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