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Late Bloomer (2024) Season 1 Episode 3
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00:00This is great. Really great.
00:15Yeah. Yeah. And we've got a black person here.
00:18And a BIPOC one. Which kind?
00:21Which kind of what?
00:23Forgive me. Sorry. I didn't mean to suggest.
00:25Oh, no, no, no, no worries. I mean, which kind of BIPOC?
00:28Because I'm pretty sure the letters mean different things.
00:30Ah, yes. It is a bisexual person of color. So BIPOC.
00:34Glad we cleared that up.
00:36So we have some ethnic-ness here. And some wheelchair action here.
00:41Oh, you know what? I have a cousin who's in a wheelchair, actually.
00:45So brave. So brave. Yeah.
00:49But I think we need something else for this rebrand.
00:51Something that just screams, yes, we are definitely not an all-white cis college.
00:55Yes, thank you.
00:57White cis. That means anti-Semitism?
01:00You don't mean that? Oh, I'm just going to jump in here.
01:02No, it's white cis, like cisgendered.
01:05Oh, right. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Forgive me.
01:07I'm sorry. I really hope I was not mansplaining to you.
01:10You have to get the explanation right to call it mansplaining.
01:13Well, disagree.
01:15Hey, guys. What about M?
01:18Oh. Yeah. I love this.
01:20That's cool. That is a cool hat.
01:22Although, don't we already have another?
01:25No. No, it's different, I think.
01:28Let's just not get them in the same shots, huh?
01:30We don't want to send the wrong message.
01:32Oh, that's not okay.
01:37Yeah. No, I'm sorry about that.
01:39Your laugh is making me...
01:40Yeah, I'm going to have to go to HR and talk about that.
01:42That was not okay.
01:43I have a great track record of being a good guy.
01:44Yeah, yeah.
01:45Well, guys, I love it.
01:47Right?
01:48I think we've got our gang for our shoot.
01:49Amazing.
01:50Sure. Yeah.
01:51Okay, so what are we thinking with the parents?
02:05So?
02:06What do you guys think?
02:07Pretty cool, right?
02:09Why are your teeth so white?
02:10Teeth are supposed to be white.
02:12Yeah, but these are, like, white.
02:14Not as white as their students.
02:16You know Churchill's been on some elitist whites-only bullshit, right?
02:19Dude, it looks like your mouth was gentrified.
02:21Like, your real teeth are in a worse mouth now.
02:24Did you guys not see the slogan?
02:26It's not, it's less colorful every day.
02:27It's more.
02:28I'm the color.
02:29I'm the change.
02:30Yeah, because they got called out on their racist-ass bullshit,
02:33and they don't want to lose more money.
02:34They're using you.
02:35Whatever, I'll just use them right back.
02:37Like, it's reverse exploitation.
02:39Your mouth looks like a lineup of every U.S. president till Obama.
02:42Dude, look, they're not that white.
02:43And you keep calling me a cello, but I go out
02:46and get a whole city-wide campaign on my own without an agent.
02:50No, you're right.
02:52Look, that's awesome.
02:53Let's, let's celebrate.
02:55I don't know.
02:56I feel like I need to book more gigs before I celebrate.
02:59Bro, what?
03:00You need to celebrate every win to get as much attention as possible.
03:05Have you seen Mukbang Mikhail's stories?
03:07Mukbang, what?
03:08Mukbang Mikhail.
03:09Mukbang Mikul?
03:10Michael Mukbang?
03:11You guys are way off.
03:12What are you saying?
03:13I don't even understand.
03:14Mukbang Mikhail.
03:15What is it?
03:16What is a Mukbang macaque?
03:17It's not a wha-what?
03:19Do you guys know anything about influencers?
03:21Michael.
03:22Dude, he's always, like, popping bottles, and then he gets reposted by big pages.
03:25Then he reposts the repost.
03:27Dude, it's like this huge repost orgy.
03:30And everyone's getting laid.
03:32You don't actually would kneel on this.
03:34Look, this is how you capitalize on them capitalizing on you.
03:37We hit the club.
03:38We use your exploitation clout to get more clout to get more followers.
03:42Okay.
03:43I don't hate anything you guys are saying right now, but where would we even go?
03:49Someplace bougie with, like, bathroom doors that actually lock.
03:55Okay.
03:56I think I know who can hook it up.
04:01Yo, my guy, just talking about you.
04:03Dude, is that my mom?
04:07Are you at my house?
04:08Yeah, bro.
04:09Saw your ad on a bus stop, so I juked it to show your parents.
04:12How do you even know that?
04:13Me and your dad go way back.
04:14He gets his tires changed at my truck yard.
04:16Hey, my mom.
04:17It's the respect to me.
04:19It's the hard working to be here.
04:20It's the same.
04:21It's the same.
04:22Just wait.
04:23Are you back in school?
04:24No, it's an ad campaign.
04:25How much money did you get?
04:26I got an honorarium.
04:27He's an honoraryum?
04:28No, what?
04:29You know what?
04:30Yeah, I got paid.
04:31Sunny, can you just reach down here real quick?
04:32Okay, fine.
04:33Why did you come here?
04:35I don't know.
04:36I don't know.
04:37I don't know.
04:42Say less.
04:43We need to go to Plush.
04:44Ew.
04:45Place is disgusting.
04:46You're chopped.
04:48Plush is fucking lit.
04:49You know how many connects I got bouncing there?
04:51Okay.
04:52I mean, like, you think you can get us in?
04:54Guestless, maybe?
04:55Yeah, basically.
04:56100%.
04:57Okay, so we're good?
04:58You know who I am.
04:59It's done.
05:00Like, I got to make a phone call.
05:02100%.
05:03Okay, so is it 100% or do you got to make a call?
05:05No, don't worry about that.
05:07Like, I don't want to show up and it's like, we're not even...
05:09I'll confirm with you tonight.
05:10It's done.
05:11God, I feel so weird in these clothes.
05:15Yeah, because you don't look like a washed-off child actor for once.
05:18Dude, look how long this line is.
05:20We're never going to get in at this point.
05:21Oh, can't we just cut?
05:23I don't know, man.
05:24Sunny still hasn't hit me up about the guest list yet.
05:26Ooh, let's play a game.
05:28Would you rather wait in this line or have all your exes in the room to watch your adult circumcision?
05:34Ooh, that's a tough one because you know how I feel about circumcision.
05:39Yeah, you don't like it.
05:40No, it's mutilation.
05:41Yeah, I was mutilated.
05:43Yeah, and I feel bad for you.
05:44I do too, but it looks so good.
05:46Oh my God, shut up.
05:47Like a soldier.
05:48Look who just DMed me.
05:49Raisha?
05:50Who's Raisha?
05:51This corny Uncle Tom designer who washes down South Asian looks for the masses.
05:56She wants to collab.
05:57She's got a lot of followers.
05:59You should do something with her.
06:00I'd rather rim myself than sell my soul to someone this basic.
06:04She doesn't sound that bad.
06:06Ooh, I wish I could rim myself.
06:08That does.
06:09I'm not stooping to a lower level for some extra attention.
06:12Isn't that what you told him to do earlier?
06:14Capitalize on the capitalizers?
06:16Oh my God, I'm freezing my nipples off.
06:18There's no clout in line waiting.
06:19Let's go.
06:23Back of the line.
06:24Nah, it's cool.
06:25I know Sonny.
06:26We're on the list.
06:27Don't know no Sonny.
06:28Hey, get that camera out of my face.
06:30No, it's cool.
06:31It's for the clout.
06:32Oh, really?
06:35Back of the line.
06:36Bro, can you at least check the list?
06:38Yeah.
06:39I could, but you still won't get in without girls.
06:42Yo.
06:43Oh, shit.
06:44I thought you were a dude.
06:46Dressed like one.
06:49Oh, shit.
06:50What up?
06:51My man Sonny.
06:52What's up, V?
06:53Yo, you know these guys?
06:54Yeah, man.
06:55They're good.
06:56They're good.
06:57Reach.
06:58Don't look at me, Build-A-Bear.
07:00I don't want to see my kids right now.
07:02Give me a hug.
07:03I told you this place is dead.
07:05Okay, I gotta go back to work.
07:07I'll catch up with you guys later.
07:09Just keep it moving.
07:13Let's go get a drink.
07:21Hey, is that for me?
07:22Hey.
07:23Hi.
07:24Excuse me.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Hi.
07:27Hello.
07:28Can we get a two?
07:29Sorry.
07:30Can we get...
07:31Excuse me?
07:32Hello?
07:33Dude, I'm totally getting profiled.
07:35Where's Neil?
07:36Where's Neil?
07:37I need some of those whiteness.
07:38What are we drinking?
07:39Shots?
07:40Shots?
07:41Yo, this place is really rubbing off on you.
07:46You know what?
07:47I think I got this.
07:48How many shots?
07:49Two?
07:50Two?
07:51You're trying to look big time with two shots?
07:53There's two of us.
07:54I'm just, like, doing the math.
07:58Orgasm blush?
07:59Your lipstick is called orgasm blush, right?
08:02Looks amazing on you.
08:03Thanks.
08:04I really love your outfit, by the way.
08:06What can I get you guys?
08:07Ten kamikaze shots.
08:09Dude, ten shots?
08:10Who's gonna pay for that?
08:11First three are on me.
08:13Can we cancel the other seven?
08:15All right.
08:16Might as well film this.
08:17Yeah, getting shots.
08:18I'm about to cologne with my girl and shit.
08:20Thanks, babe.
08:21Boys!
08:22Shots!
08:26All right.
08:27I'll just edit that out.
08:31Are your fingers in those shots?
08:32Only way I can hold them.
08:34Ew, it's disgusting.
08:35No, no.
08:36The alcohol actually acts as a sanitizer.
08:38You're an idiot.
08:39Sorry.
08:40Oh, shit.
08:41Over here.
08:42Sorry, we booked this.
08:43Oh, my God.
08:44All right, this one.
08:45Okay.
08:46What?
08:47Dude, you've got to be kidding me.
08:49Hey, have you guys seen Sign Guy?
08:51The universe is trying to tell me something.
08:53Have you been doing drug status again?
08:54Look, there he is.
08:56So, the universe is telling you happy birthday,
08:59four months too late?
09:00No, that's my white rabbit.
09:02I'm supposed to follow it.
09:03The Matrix is real.
09:04I'm Neo, dude.
09:05I knew it.
09:06I'm fucking Neo.
09:07No, you're Neo-luh.
09:09And that sign is for Neo with an I.
09:11You're Neo with an A, dude,
09:12which never made any sense.
09:13You're a double E, Neo.
09:15Hey, hey, hey, hey.
09:16Keep it moving.
09:17Oh, shit.
09:18What are y'all doing standing here?
09:19This walkway's booked.
09:20Even the walkway?
09:21Yeah, man.
09:22Got off club real estate.
09:23You know this.
09:24Dude, aren't you working?
09:25Why do these shots taste like anu-gopi?
09:28Hey, you having fun, bro?
09:29Please don't hit me.
09:30We're not here to have fun.
09:31We're here to raise this clown.
09:32Yeah, and we're failing.
09:34Oh, fuck.
09:35Especially since we have nowhere to stand, dude.
09:38I feel like I'm out of Nagargeta.
09:40Say less.
09:41Come with me.
09:43The club is like a primal place.
09:45The DJ is like the drums.
09:47The drinks are the elixirs.
09:48Each booth is a tribe.
09:50Once you understand that, you're ready.
09:53Ready for what?
09:54The VIP section.
09:58Oh, shit.
09:59See?
10:00This is what I'm talking about, man.
10:02Yes.
10:03Told you I got you.
10:04Oh, thank you.
10:05Oh, my God.
10:07Oh, good.
10:08Here come the mascots of the patriarchy.
10:10JJ?
10:13We're about to get fucked up.
10:14Whoa, they allow sparklers in here.
10:16I wish I brought mine.
10:30Bro, how long does this go on for?
10:36I don't know, man.
10:37I never timed it.
10:38I feel bad, though.
10:39Can't we just, like, tell them to put the bottles down?
10:41They look like big bottles, bro.
10:43I feel bad recording them.
10:44Look at her.
10:45She's exhausted.
10:46She's literally about to pass out.
10:47Nah, bro.
10:48He can flip tires up my yard.
10:53I have to follow that sign.
10:55I have to follow that sign.
10:56I'm Neil.
10:57We just got here.
10:58I'm Neil.
10:59I'm Neil.
11:00Let him go.
11:01Don't worry, yo.
11:02Take a seat.
11:04So, who's paying for all this?
11:07Aren't you?
11:08What?
11:09Relax, this bottle's only, like, four bills.
11:11400?
11:12Bro, is this bottle, like, $40 at the LCBO?
11:16Yo, yo, yo!
11:17Quick shout-out to my boy, Sonny, and his boy, Jazmint.
11:22Mint?
11:23I can't read that shit.
11:24Jazmint!
11:25Round of shots with the club on Jazmint!
11:28Jazmint!
11:32Dude, what the shit, man?
11:33Don't you get, like, a dollar a view or some shit?
11:35Oh, my God.
11:36Again, that's not how it works.
11:38Thanks!
11:39So, do you actually like doing this?
11:41Doing what?
11:42Dancing around like a prop while dudes uggle you.
11:45I mean, I'm really not trying to slut shame you.
11:47Be a hoe.
11:48By all means, be a hoe.
11:50I got you.
11:52But it does make great tips.
11:54And sometimes, a hot girl uggles you.
11:57But don't you feel like a sellout?
12:02By raising my value?
12:04Last week, I served a Sephora exec who wants to put me in an ad for his makeup line.
12:09Makeup does look good.
12:10Mm-hmm.
12:11And once that pops up, I'll ditch this place.
12:19But for now, I'm just trying to collect my bag and have fun while I do it.
12:28Do you have Insta?
12:29You trying to slide into my DMs?
12:32Absolutely.
12:39Slide in soon.
12:49That's what I'm saying.
12:50It's not like each view is a dollar.
12:51There's, like, ads in it.
12:52People clicking.
12:53You get a percentage of it.
12:54Oh, shit!
12:55He was in that booth with all those benches.
12:56Shot clear, baby!
12:57Oh, my God.
12:58He's a legend.
12:59Yo, we gotta get a picture with him.
13:00Say less.
13:01It's done, bro!
13:02For real?
13:03Yeah!
13:04Alright.
13:19Hey!
13:20Hey!
13:21It's you!
13:22It's me!
13:23I'm Neil!
13:24I'm here!
13:25Neil who?
13:26Oh!
13:27Did we fuck?
13:28No!
13:29I...
13:30I've been looking for you all night!
13:31I'm Neil from the sign!
13:32What...
13:33What's it all about?
13:34What do I do now?
13:35This?
13:36No!
13:37This is the thing!
13:38I'm Neil!
13:39I'm Neil!
13:40I'm Neil!
13:41I'm Neil!
13:42I'm Neil!
13:43I'm Neil!
13:44I'm Neil!
13:45I'm Neil!
13:46I'm Neil!
13:47I'm Neil!
13:48I'm Neil!
13:49I have a promo for a movie!
13:50The cast and crew are having their wrap party!
13:53Steven Liu plays Neil and God!
13:57Oh, cool!
13:59Yeah, sorry, man!
14:02You want poppers?
14:06Yeah!
14:07Yeah, get in my pocket!
14:08Okay!
14:10It's the red pill!
14:12Fuck yeah!
14:13You're Morpheus!
14:14I'm Morpheus!
14:15Yeah!
14:16I'm Morpheus!
14:17Yeah!
14:18Hey!
14:19Hey!
14:20Hey!
14:21Hey!
14:22Keep it moving!
14:23No dudes!
14:24You know me, man!
14:25I'm Sonny's boy!
14:26Bro, Sonny who?
14:27Let's go!
14:28Hey!
14:29Hey!
14:30Hey!
14:31Hey!
14:32Hey!
14:33Keep it moving!
14:34No dudes!
14:35You know me, man!
14:36I'm Sonny's boy!
14:37Bro, Sonny who?
14:38Let's go!
14:39Hey!
14:40Hey!
14:41Hey!
14:42Hey!
14:43Hey!
14:44Hey!
14:45Keep it moving!
14:46No dudes!
14:47You know me, man!
14:48I'm Sonny's boy!
14:49Bro, Sonny who?
14:50I'm Sonny's boy!
14:51Bro, Sonny who?
14:52Let's go!
14:58Shit's heavy anyway!
14:59Crosby has more heaters than Ovechkin, buddy!
15:00You're suited!
15:01Buddy, are you fucking sauced?
15:02You could dangle the fuck out of him!
15:03Guy's just jerk in it!
15:04How about that sweet bird though, eh?
15:05Oh, buddy, she wanted me!
15:06But her beat friend cock blocked me totally flue ball!
15:07Buddy, no fucking shot you would get that chick, okay?
15:08Guy's a fucking beat her!
15:09Buddy, ask how your sister's doing!
15:10She's got my calves sore from the other night!
15:11You really wanna go?
15:12Oh, Roger, you're stuck!
15:13You're stuck!
15:14I'm stuck!
15:15I'm stuck!
15:16I'm stuck!
15:17I'm stuck!
15:18I'm stuck!
15:19I'm stuck!
15:20I'm stuck!
15:21I'm stuck!
15:22I'm stuck!
15:23I'm stuck!
15:24I'm stuck!
15:25I'm stuck!
15:26I'm stuck!
15:27I'm stuck!
15:28I'm stuck!
15:29I'm stuck!
15:30I'm stuck!
15:31I'm stuck!
15:32I'm stuck!
15:33You really want to go there?
15:35Stephen's not cool, man.
15:36No, that's cool, bro!
15:37No, it's like you do, bud.
15:38You're not even eating!
15:40I'm stuck.
15:42I'm touching the porcelain right now!
15:43Come on!
15:44Come on, bro!
15:45I'm kidding!
15:46Come on!
15:47Come on!
15:48Hey, I'm not going to step off me!
15:49No!
15:50No, I'm not going to step off me!
15:51Oh, my God!
15:52Oh, my God!
15:53Oh, my God!
15:54Oh, my God!
15:56I'm not going to step off me!
15:58Oh, my God!
15:59Oh, my God!
16:00Oh, my God!
16:01that's you right yeah they out of the dick though and it's circumcised
16:14i'm hoggy i'm one of the ad execs for girth energy man we sponsored this whole thing
16:21oh cool i saw you in there you know your bottles find everyone's shots
16:25ask the bouncer here where i looked you up it's good shit dude you watch my videos in
16:31the club yeah that shit's a boring clout fest man but you entertain me you know you got
16:36a great look oh shit uh thanks man we're gonna shoot a commercial and i think you would be
16:44great for it you got an agent uh nah man i don't you know what we're on a time crunch
16:51you can just swap info and you and i can just close this thing quickly if you want man
16:55honestly i want more details you know i just want to make sure it's something cool and i'm
17:00not just like a diversity plug you know yeah yeah yeah no i hear you man but just trust me
17:05it's gonna be tasteful you know it's gonna be like a real mix of authentic cultures cool
17:09high energy show good faith how about i comp the whole night everything drinks bottles whatever
17:16you want what you think seriously yeah oh dude that would be incredible sweet man all right
17:25uh do you mind if i uh just and then is she good probably not but all right i'll be back okay okay
17:32earth energy it's more than a product it's a lifestyle not the lifestyle slogan
17:45you must be just me i'm rebecca oh uh nice to meet you are you part of the crew or
18:07what kind of crew person do you know that walks around like this okay um so you're the other talent
18:13in this thing the other star yes star huh we are what we are okay okay i see you so rebecca
18:23is your real name or your nickname because i mean you are brown so yeah i'm bunjabi christian
18:31oh sounds like an oxymoron uh yeah i mean we're out here small in numbers and you're sure you're
18:38not just like sick people who really love christmas stop hey so do you know what we're doing for this
18:47thing just that i'm dancing and you're playing the dubla and the rest they're gonna figure out
18:53in post nice i love how direct they're being about this yeah i like your watch my boyfriend has the same
19:03one okay not subtle direct i can respect that hey i'm just trying to be clear that's fair
19:12hey just spoke with the director i need you to wear this
19:17what's wrong with what i have on right now we just need you to fit the vibe of the scene we created
19:24i don't know if i'm comfortable wearing that that looks like a really tacky gartha i mean you could
19:31have just told me i would have brought one of my own garthas all good if you back out you just won't
19:35be paid and you signed a contract so you'll be liable for delay costs okay hey i'm sure you'll find
19:42a way to make it look good oh really little old me okay never mind i take that back you're screwed
19:50but hey at least we're in it together
19:54low energy can't seem to pack a punch
19:59no sweat we got you covered
20:04arriba
20:12go
20:24go
20:26go
20:28go
20:38go
20:40GURTH!
20:44GURTH!
20:46Arriba!
20:50GURTH!
20:52Whatever your flavor, we got you fueled.
20:56GURTH Energy.
20:58What the shit?
21:04Hello?
21:06Did you watch it?
21:07What? Sorry, who is this?
21:09We sold our souls for money last week.
21:11We shamed our ancestors.
21:12Oh, wow.
21:13Rebecca.
21:14Yeah.
21:15Holy shit.
21:16What was that?
21:17Did we get played?
21:18We totally got played, didn't we?
21:19It's not that bad.
21:20Okay, it's pretty bad.
21:21But I've done worse.
21:23Worse than this demo reel of racism?
21:25Yeah, there were red flags.
21:27They kept asking us to try something different.
21:29Oh, my God.
21:30It felt like they were gaslighting us to do something tropey.
21:33We didn't stand a chance.
21:35Well, hey, at least we're taking chances.
21:38And getting our faces out there.
21:40I mean, that's what I thought, too.
21:41But now I'm getting a clown on the internet for this bullshit?
21:44Well, it got me to check out your videos.
21:46And you're pretty good.
21:49Huh.
21:50Okay.
21:51Listen, I know this all sucks, but everything leads to something.
21:56Yeah.
21:57True.
21:58True, true, true.
21:59Um, so let's change our names and move to different continents and hide our faces and shame forever.
22:05Okay, stop.
22:06I mean, we could also get facial reconstruction surgery if it's in your budget, of course.
22:09Okay, can we?
22:10Yeah.
22:11No, no, no, it's great.
22:12I've heard Malaysia has, like, really great hookups on that.
22:14Oh, did you?
22:15Yeah, look into it.
22:16Okay.
22:17I have an uncle that lives in Malaysia.
22:18Okay.
22:19Yeah, I'll just ask him.
22:20I'm sure he knows a guy.
22:21He knows a guy.
22:22We could basically pay for our flights there.
22:23Oh, that's nothing.
22:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:25And, and we'll get those masala, Malaysian masala peanuts.
22:28Dude, can you imagine how good those are?
22:30Yeah.
22:31Oh, my God.
22:32I would go change my face literally every other month, just for those peanuts.
22:35You're an idiot.
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