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In "Bad Shabbos," an engaged interfaith couple faces an unexpected crisis when an accidental death threatens to derail their parents' first meeting during a Shabbat dinner. This dark comedy explores family dynamics, cultural clashes, and the chaos that ensues when secrets and unforeseen events collide. Discover how this family navigates a truly unforgettable and disastrous evening.  bad-shabbos comedy drama family interfaith shabbat dark-comedy 2024-film  #BadShabbos #FullMovie #ComedyDrama #FamilyFilm

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00:00:00Okay, okay, this one is bad.

00:00:30Another one?

00:00:31Oh, you're killing me.

00:00:32Oh, come on.

00:00:33You don't want to hear him.

00:00:34I won't tell him.

00:00:35No, no, no.

00:00:36Tell him.

00:00:37Oh, now you want to hear him.

00:00:38Okay, all right.

00:00:39So this rabbi and his prized student are walking in the old country, all right?

00:00:43And they decide to pitch their tent for the night in some pasture, and they fall asleep.

00:00:49Yeah.

00:00:50A few hours later, the rabbi wakes up, and he shakes his student and says, Avi, Avi, wake

00:00:59up.

00:01:00Look up.

00:01:01What do you see?

00:01:02And he says, I see a million stars, rabbi.

00:01:05And he says, but what do you learn from this?

00:01:09And he thinks, and he looks up, and says, oh, shit, what?

00:01:14Sheesh.

00:01:15Sheesh.

00:01:16Sheesh.

00:01:17Sheesh.

00:01:18Sheesh.

00:01:19Sheesh.

00:01:20Sheesh.

00:01:21Sheesh.

00:01:22Sheesh.

00:01:23Sheesh.

00:01:24Sheesh.

00:02:32We got to pick up a challah.

00:02:34So, your parents are good on Shabbos?

00:02:39Yeah.

00:02:40They, uh, I mean, they know what this is.

00:02:41They just haven't been to one before.

00:02:43Okay.

00:02:44I just don't want them to freak out.

00:02:45They're not going to freak out.

00:02:47I told them to expect some prayers and to keep their phones in their pockets.

00:02:51Great.

00:02:51Hi, Gary.

00:02:52You guys ready for tonight?

00:02:53How do you know about that?

00:02:55Your dad was here earlier.

00:02:58Okay.

00:02:59Uh, you mind putting this on my tab?

00:03:00You know, I'll put it on your mom's.

00:03:02It's the one I was talking about.

00:03:04Love you, Gary.

00:03:04Love you.

00:03:05Oh, watch out.

00:03:29The hottest couple on the Upper West Side coming through.

00:03:32Ooh, I don't know about that.

00:03:34Oh, come on now.

00:03:35Oh, David.

00:03:36I got the menorah, brother.

00:03:38You know what it's going to be, right?

00:03:42It's going to be lit.

00:03:44So, you guys, uh, ready for tonight?

00:03:47You talked to my dad?

00:03:48Yeah, we kind of talked a little bit.

00:03:50Y'all nervous?

00:03:51No.

00:03:51Gary, uh, well, you just seemed like, I think I'm a little excited.

00:03:56Guys, it'll be fine.

00:03:57Come on.

00:03:57I'll tell you what.

00:03:58When Connell takes over my shift, I'll pop upstairs and, uh, smooth things out.

00:04:03You good with in-laws from Wisconsin?

00:04:04I am great with in-laws from Wisconsin.

00:04:06Read my resume, brother.

00:04:08Well, there we go.

00:04:08There we go.

00:04:09And Meg, you have nothing to worry about.

00:04:11Just make sure you sit next to my guy, Richie.

00:04:13Oh, well, I usually sit next to this guy.

00:04:16Maybe I won't this time.

00:04:20Mrs. Grunworth, good to see you.

00:04:25She seems great.

00:04:27Seriously.

00:04:28I mean, David's cool and all, but Richie?

00:04:30Come on, man.

00:04:30Richie's the shit.

00:04:32Am I right?

00:04:32You are right.

00:04:33She agrees with me.

00:04:34I do agree with you.

00:04:35Ah.

00:04:36Richie is the shit.

00:04:38Good Shabbos, guys.

00:04:39Good Shabbos.

00:04:43It's good Shabbos, right?

00:04:47Yeah, that's it.

00:04:51Just that your mom always corrects me, so I just, I don't want to...

00:04:53No, it's perfect.

00:04:54You said it perfectly.

00:04:55Shabbos.

00:04:56Yeah, you always say it perfectly.

00:04:57Okay.

00:04:58Yeah.

00:04:58It's impeccable.

00:04:59All right.

00:05:00You're so good.

00:05:00Good.

00:05:01You look good.

00:05:01You are good.

00:05:02Marry me.

00:05:03I'm going to.

00:05:05You're welcome.

00:05:07We should have loped.

00:05:08Yeah, I agree.

00:05:09Okay.

00:05:13Good?

00:05:16Yeah.

00:05:17What?

00:05:17Is it best for it all?

00:05:18What about the macaroni, Sam?

00:05:19I'm a separate.

00:05:21Oh, and what about the marinated mushrooms?

00:05:23I mean, nobody even rice.

00:05:25You eat the macaroni.

00:05:26No one.

00:05:27Don't.

00:05:27I've seen you eat it.

00:05:29No, I only eat it because you buy it.

00:05:31I only buy it because you eat it.

00:05:33Good Shabbos.

00:05:34Good Shabbos.

00:05:35Oh, my God.

00:05:36Oh, make a ride.

00:05:38Give a ride.

00:05:39Yeah, yeah.

00:05:40And you bought the challah, too.

00:05:42What?

00:05:42Yeah, we got fruit, too.

00:05:44Oh, you got fruit, too.

00:05:45Yeah, they got fruit, too.

00:05:46Can you believe it?

00:05:47Oh, that's so thoughtful.

00:05:48Is it cut?

00:05:49Oh, no, but Alan, I can cut it.

00:05:50Oh, no, that's okay.

00:05:51You enjoy it.

00:05:52It's really, it's fine.

00:05:53It's like the one thing I know how to do.

00:05:57Oh, that's a milking knife.

00:06:01David, more.

00:06:02Yeah, okay.

00:06:03Right here.

00:06:03Oh, sorry.

00:06:07There you go.

00:06:08Sure.

00:06:08And it's called The Alexander Technique?

00:06:13Yeah, you know, I feel a straight spine gives you a sense of calm, you know, a sense of authority.

00:06:20I like that.

00:06:22Uh-huh.

00:06:22Hey, what did you think of the book, by the way?

00:06:24About Alexander Technique?

00:06:25No, no.

00:06:27Nonviolent communication.

00:06:29NBC.

00:06:29Oh, yeah, NBC.

00:06:30Um, you know, I bought it.

00:06:32Oh, hey, David.

00:06:33It's a game changer.

00:06:34I think it's going to help you at the office, too.

00:06:37Um, yeah, you know, I just, I don't know how much it's going to help with negotiations,

00:06:41Dad.

00:06:41David, it is about everything.

00:06:44Every facet of life.

00:06:47Okay.

00:06:51You look insane.

00:06:53But I feel good.

00:06:54All right.

00:06:58Should I cut the other half?

00:06:59Oh.

00:07:02Is that okay?

00:07:04I'll take over.

00:07:05No.

00:07:05No, I can do it.

00:07:06No, no, no.

00:07:07It's fine.

00:07:07Please, I enjoy it.

00:07:08It's fine.

00:07:09Could you just...

00:07:09What?

00:07:10I...

00:07:10I like to serve it in cubes.

00:07:13Yeah.

00:07:13No, I...

00:07:14Totally.

00:07:14I can...

00:07:15It's a quick fix.

00:07:15It's easy.

00:07:16Okay.

00:07:16Yeah.

00:07:19Be sure to bring my melon bowler next time.

00:07:20Okay.

00:07:26So, um, the rabbi was saying something.

00:07:29Really funny yesterday after class.

00:07:32Oh, yeah?

00:07:32Yeah.

00:07:33Yeah.

00:07:33He was saying how, well, the good thing about converts is that we bring new genes to the pool.

00:07:40So, that can help with diseases like colitis and, um, taste...

00:07:44I don't have colitis.

00:07:46No, I know.

00:07:47No, sorry.

00:07:48I think he meant in, like, general that it's...

00:07:49But no one in our family has that problem.

00:07:52No.

00:07:52Right.

00:07:52So, I think he just...

00:07:54I think he meant it as, like, a joke.

00:07:55Oh.

00:07:56Yeah.

00:07:56Hey.

00:07:58Oh, look, David.

00:07:59Yeah.

00:07:59My little Zeus guy.

00:08:01Oh.

00:08:02Hey, Mom.

00:08:05We need some glasses.

00:08:06Okay.

00:08:06Check the dishwasher.

00:08:08Hi, Larry.

00:08:08Oh, you're making little cubes.

00:08:11Did you say hello to your brother?

00:08:12Uh, no.

00:08:13I was helping Dad with the...

00:08:14Well, go say hi.

00:08:15He probably heard you come in.

00:08:17I bet he's already offended.

00:08:18I'll be right back.

00:08:19You want to be right back?

00:08:20Uh-huh.

00:08:20Richard, I was talking to Jordan downstairs.

00:08:24He loves you.

00:08:25Oh, Jordan's the shit.

00:08:35Hey, come on.

00:08:36You can do that on the balcony.

00:08:37Uh, no, thank you.

00:08:38I've heard enough from your dad about oral fixations.

00:08:42Who are you texting?

00:08:43You want to check it?

00:08:46We're 20 minutes late.

00:08:47Can you please just...

00:08:48Tell him I'm parking the car.

00:08:50What?

00:08:51What?

00:08:52No car.

00:08:53No car on Chavez.

00:08:55We don't drive on Chavez.

00:08:57And yet.

00:09:00Okay, this is what we'll say.

00:09:02We forgot the wine.

00:09:03Here, take this.

00:09:04So you went to pick it up on 74th Street.

00:09:08Great.

00:09:09So can you say it?

00:09:11We forgot the wine and I got it.

00:09:13And on 74th Street.

00:09:1774th.

00:09:19This is mine.

00:09:20I'm taking this.

00:09:21Okay?

00:09:30Richard!

00:09:31There won't be anything left for dinner.

00:09:33Hello?

00:09:34Finally.

00:09:35She's here.

00:09:35Avila!

00:09:41Avila!

00:09:42What happened?

00:09:43What do you mean?

00:09:44The Uber just was late.

00:09:45Well, you should have checked Lyft.

00:09:47The best option would be driving.

00:09:49What?

00:09:50Hey, Avila.

00:09:51Hey!

00:09:51Hi!

00:09:52What?

00:09:53Where's Benjamin?

00:09:53Is he coming?

00:09:54Yeah, he's coming.

00:09:55He's just grabbing wine.

00:09:57Oh.

00:09:57And things are good?

00:09:58Yeah.

00:10:00Very good.

00:10:01Good.

00:10:02With your face.

00:10:03Why are you doing that?

00:10:04What?

00:10:05No.

00:10:05Nothing.

00:10:09You did mention that.

00:10:11Mom!

00:10:11No.

00:10:12Nothing.

00:10:12Good.

00:10:13I'm glad everything's good.

00:10:14Great.

00:10:14Okay, good.

00:10:15Good.

00:10:15I'm glad it's great.

00:10:16It's very good.

00:10:27Yeah?

00:10:28It's David.

00:10:30What's the pot?

00:10:31Pot, bitch.

00:10:34Hey, bud.

00:10:39Hey, I'd hug you, but I'm really sweaty.

00:10:41That's okay.

00:10:42Those are my boxers.

00:10:45No.

00:10:46Why don't you get in the shower, ma'am?

00:10:48No, I'm way too stressed right now.

00:10:50That's nice.

00:10:51I thought Abby was the only one who cared about making a good impression.

00:10:54What are you talking about?

00:10:55Abby only gives a shit about herself.

00:10:57The way she lets her boyfriend speak to me?

00:10:59It's disgusting.

00:11:00Let's just maybe, like, cool it on Benjamin.

00:11:02Benjamin, that slimy cocksuck.

00:11:04Okay.

00:11:04Imagine if I had a girlfriend who's rude to Abby.

00:11:06Do you think I'd try to be fair?

00:11:08Do you think I would giggle and say it'd be nice?

00:11:10No.

00:11:11I get mad at my girlfriend.

00:11:12And I probably already would have dumped her by this point if she's the type of person

00:11:16to denigrate my siblings.

00:11:18So this has nothing to do with Meg's parents?

00:11:21I don't know Meg's parents.

00:11:22Well, you know, they're...

00:11:23I'm sure they're fine.

00:11:24Meg's really nice.

00:11:24Adam, they're coming for dinner tonight.

00:11:26Oh, cool.

00:11:28Excited to meet them.

00:11:29Yeah, so maybe don't start any shit with Abby or...

00:11:31Benjamin, the philandering cocksuck?

00:11:33Sure, yeah, the cocksuck.

00:11:34Just be quiet or be nice, please.

00:11:37He starts shit with me, man.

00:11:38I know.

00:11:39You know that.

00:11:39I know, but these people, they're, like, not used to families arguing.

00:11:45What, are they Mormon?

00:11:46No, they're polite.

00:11:47Okay?

00:11:48So please, I am...

00:11:49Okay, okay, don't worry.

00:11:51I won't strike first.

00:11:52But if he provokes me, I will respond with full force.

00:12:00Okay.

00:12:00Oh, right back to it.

00:12:17David!

00:12:18Hey, Ben!

00:12:19What's crappin' him?

00:12:20Any secret, uh, tips for me?

00:12:23Tips?

00:12:24Merges?

00:12:25Acquisitions?

00:12:26No.

00:12:27Only, uh...

00:12:28Well, Meg's parents are coming tonight.

00:12:29So, so, the merging of, of fam, of families.

00:12:33I'm sorry, man.

00:12:34That is rough.

00:12:35Well, listen, don't worry about it.

00:12:38Just keep playing the role of nice boyfriend and look to the bachelor party.

00:12:42Bachelor party.

00:12:43You know, where it's gonna be, what we're gonna do.

00:12:45I haven't really thought about it that much.

00:12:47Um, oh, you know what?

00:12:49Meg and her friends are doing this spa day.

00:12:50Maybe we can hop on that train.

00:12:53That's good.

00:12:54You're in character.

00:12:55All right.

00:12:56Ben, uh, just a small favor.

00:12:58Um, could you just maybe take it easy on Adam tonight?

00:13:01You know, try to avoid any open conflict.

00:13:03What?

00:13:03Did he say something?

00:13:04No.

00:13:04Nothing.

00:13:05It's just, you know, last week and the week before that.

00:13:07I never started.

00:13:08I know.

00:13:08You know that.

00:13:09I know.

00:13:09Why would I pick a fight with a toddler?

00:13:11It's exactly the type of thing you shouldn't say.

00:13:13David, David.

00:13:13You'll be great.

00:13:15Not worried.

00:13:16About me.

00:13:19Everyone.

00:13:20Phones off and away.

00:13:22It's time to light.

00:13:24Abby, come.

00:13:25Richard.

00:13:26Sorry.

00:13:27Did you light yet?

00:13:27Oh, no, no.

00:13:28I haven't practiced the blessing enough yet.

00:13:29It's fine.

00:13:30Okay.

00:13:31Well, now's your chance.

00:13:32Let's go.

00:13:33Okay.

00:13:39Okay.

00:14:10You crushed that.

00:14:23Good Chabbos.

00:14:25Good Chabbos.

00:14:26Good Chabbos.

00:14:27Good Chabbos.

00:14:41Oh, hey, Benj.

00:14:42Richie.

00:14:43Hey.

00:14:44How are you doing?

00:14:44Good.

00:14:45You good?

00:14:45Yeah.

00:14:46What do you got there?

00:14:47A little Galena Bordeaux.

00:14:49Galena?

00:14:49Grapes from Israel, but the varietals from France.

00:14:52Varietal?

00:14:53Varietal.

00:14:54It's got the wax seal.

00:14:55That's how you know it's fancy.

00:14:56Oh, that's wonderful.

00:14:57Happy to.

00:14:58Thank you, Ben.

00:14:59But you know what?

00:14:59I go for the Reserva tequila.

00:15:08God, I hate it here.

00:15:10I don't think we're going to do it anymore.

00:15:13No, here.

00:15:13Meg, I tell you, tonight is going to be terrific.

00:15:16I promise you, I have a million questions for your parents.

00:15:19Here you go, Ben.

00:15:20I'm so happy to hear that, Richard.

00:15:22I do love that we pre-gamed Family Dinner, too.

00:15:25Well, you know, Wisconsin is the number one exporter of cheese.

00:15:29So one state is making all this delightful cheese for everybody to enjoy.

00:15:34Cheese, yeah.

00:15:35You know her parents aren't farmers, right?

00:15:37Yeah, but my grandpa was a cheese fanatic, so my dad loves talking cheese.

00:15:40God, I'm Miss Derry.

00:15:42I would murder for a slice of pizza.

00:15:44Yeah, not as long as we share a bag.

00:15:45Cheers.

00:15:46Richie, what have we got?

00:15:48Oh, that's a tequila Cosmo.

00:15:49How long has it been?

00:15:51Oh, since I've had pizza or dairy in general?

00:15:54Alan, it's such a good question.

00:15:55I want to say, God, I want to say college.

00:15:57Maybe even earlier.

00:15:58It's been a while.

00:15:59That would kill me.

00:16:00Where is Adam?

00:16:02Probably taking a nap.

00:16:03No, he's changing, Ben.

00:16:06You know, Adam's been working out a lot.

00:16:08You know, he's really dedicated.

00:16:10He's very buff.

00:16:11He's become very buff.

00:16:12Yeah, I mean, not mass, but dense.

00:16:14Yeah, yeah, he works out in his room, you know, just simple calisthenics.

00:16:18Try going to a gym.

00:16:19Well.

00:16:20Adam's a homebody.

00:16:21Right.

00:16:21He doesn't, like, work.

00:16:23Doesn't explore.

00:16:24Well, he worked for Benjamin this summer.

00:16:26For two weeks.

00:16:27It was a memorable two weeks.

00:16:28He knows what he wants, and he knows what he doesn't want.

00:16:31He refused to learn PowerPoint.

00:16:32Abby.

00:16:34Hey.

00:16:35Hey.

00:16:37Adam.

00:16:37Hey, the golden intern.

00:16:40Good thing you don't need to use PowerPoint in the Navy SEALs.

00:16:43There he is.

00:16:44Does the Israeli army have a Navy SEALs out of?

00:16:47It's called Shayetet.

00:16:49IDF's most elite combat unit.

00:16:51IDF?

00:16:51You can't go to the IDF.

00:16:53What do they need you for?

00:16:54I'm sure any military would welcome young men in peak physical condition.

00:16:57Physical and mental condition.

00:16:59Don't forget your sharp mind, Adam.

00:17:00Mom, the food smells delicious.

00:17:03How can you go to the IDF if you don't even speak the language?

00:17:06I know the Aleph Bet, the building blocks of the language.

00:17:09Wow, that's impressive.

00:17:11I really don't think you need a comment.

00:17:14Aleph Bet, gimel, da, let, hey.

00:17:18Sing it, Adam.

00:17:18I am singing it.

00:17:19And then it's Vav, right?

00:17:20Yeah, Vav.

00:17:21Wow, very good, man.

00:17:22Oh, God.

00:17:23I think you're ready to deploy.

00:17:27What is with you?

00:17:28You know, you have this weird obsession, extreme saying nice things.

00:17:31You're all acting like he's an idiot.

00:17:32No one's saying that he's an idiot.

00:17:39I need a Klonopin.

00:17:41Oh, Adam.

00:17:43It's not ah.

00:17:44There's no ah.

00:17:44Yeah, but Klonopin gets you all constipated.

00:17:48Great, now he's going to be pissed all dinner.

00:17:49No, he's about to get zonked out.

00:17:51This will be better.

00:17:58He's about to take some time.

00:18:06Hey, David, got an idea for you.

00:18:30Maybe you should chill a little.

00:18:31All the nights to do this stupid bullshit.

00:18:33Pick a fight.

00:18:34Okay, so it's not about Adam.

00:18:36It's just about you and your perfect night.

00:18:38You're so self-obsessed.

00:18:40Okay, they're running late.

00:18:41Thank God.

00:18:42Adam.

00:18:43Adam.

00:18:44Hey.

00:18:45Big A.

00:18:45How are you feeling, sweetie?

00:18:47Thank you all for the concern, but I'm always one Klonopin away from total serenity.

00:18:52That's good, Adam.

00:18:54It is good, Abby.

00:18:56It's very good.

00:18:58Some Klonopin and a little mindfulness.

00:19:00That's the key.

00:19:01It's probably pretty important for the Army.

00:19:04It's definitely key, Meg.

00:19:06Based on my research, a good soldier has to ignore every distraction, no matter how morally

00:19:12debased his enemy is.

00:19:16Dad, can I refill your glass?

00:19:18Oh, sure.

00:19:19I think the Klonopin's out there.

00:19:20Who knows?

00:19:21Hey, who wants to play Bananagrams while we're waiting?

00:19:24Oh, my God.

00:19:25I know.

00:19:25No one wants to play, but do you want to play?

00:19:26I, well, I would.

00:19:28Maybe after dinner.

00:19:28No, I'll set it up.

00:19:29Just a round.

00:19:30No, she said after dinner.

00:19:31Well, do a warm-up.

00:19:32We said no.

00:19:33Look, you know, we always start playing and you love it.

00:19:35Let's try it.

00:19:36Nobody wants to play.

00:19:37Okay.

00:19:37Dad.

00:19:38Agree.

00:19:39Nobody wants to play.

00:19:40Okay.

00:19:41Just an idea.

00:19:42We'll play after dinner.

00:19:43Okay.

00:19:44It's never as good after dinner because people are drunk and tired.

00:19:55Beth.

00:19:57John.

00:19:59All the way from Milwaukee.

00:20:03Beth.

00:20:05John.

00:20:06Big John.

00:20:07Thanks for coming all the way from Milwaukee.

00:20:09I love you.

00:20:11Hey, Papa John.

00:20:12Don't say that.

00:20:16You got this.

00:20:21Hey, Ben, you really...

00:20:36All the...

00:20:37All the...

00:20:38All the...

00:20:40I'm not saying he was being nice.

00:20:48You're just saying he was trying to make conversation and I'm saying I don't think it was a good conversation.

00:20:53I agree.

00:20:54Okay, well, maybe if somebody asked him a question, he wouldn't feel the need to discuss Adam.

00:20:56So you're saying that mom is not warm enough to Benjamin and you're saying that Benjamin focuses on topics that are not really helpful in terms of the family dynamic.

00:21:06Why is he doing that?

00:21:07Why is he saying everything we're saying?

00:21:08It's that book.

00:21:09It tells him to narrate conversations.

00:21:11Well, we wouldn't need a narrator if everybody would read the book.

00:21:14NBC Nonviolent Communication.

00:21:15You should put Adam first.

00:21:17Adam is family.

00:21:18He's going to be around forever.

00:21:19Benjamin, we're not so sure.

00:21:20What does that mean?

00:21:21Well, I mean, you're the one who said that, you know...

00:21:23Ah!

00:21:24Not now.

00:21:25A couple of weeks ago, you said you were going to break up with him.

00:21:27But I haven't found the right moment.

00:21:29It's tough to find the right moment when you're so far apart.

00:21:32He lives in Williamsburg.

00:21:33If you have to go over a bridge, it might as well be Jersey.

00:21:36Hey, where is Benjamin?

00:21:37I need to apologize to him.

00:21:39For what?

00:21:40Dad, please don't.

00:21:40He needs to know that I have things to say to him.

00:21:43He doesn't, and he's probably going to be a while.

00:21:45Well, that's because he's hurting.

00:21:47I think it's because he has an issue.

00:21:49Hmm.

00:21:50What issue?

00:21:51It's like a medical thing.

00:21:53What do you care?

00:21:54I don't care.

00:21:55I just didn't know he had an issue.

00:21:56It's just colitis.

00:21:57He's not dying.

00:21:58Yeah.

00:21:59What is that exactly?

00:22:00It's the reason he can't have dairy.

00:22:02Colitis makes lines of your intestines all puffier.

00:22:05Doesn't the Mesh Besher kid have that?

00:22:07What was his name?

00:22:07Going to the bathroom becomes a very dangerous thing.

00:22:10Ron.

00:22:10Ron Mesh Besher.

00:22:11Ron.

00:22:11That was the thing.

00:22:12Well, you said that the rabbi said something funny about colitis, right?

00:22:16Oh, no.

00:22:16No, no.

00:22:17It was an offensive.

00:22:18Oh, okay.

00:22:19Yeah.

00:22:34Bench.

00:22:36Bench.

00:22:40Buddy.

00:22:43How are you doing in there?

00:22:50Hello?

00:22:53Bench.

00:22:54Bench.

00:22:55Yeah.

00:22:56Yeah.

00:22:56That's great.

00:22:57That's...

00:22:57Yeah.

00:22:58No, that's very funny.

00:23:00Say nothing if you're okay.

00:23:01I feel like Mom knows I drive on Chavez.

00:23:16If she knew, you'd know.

00:23:18Wow.

00:23:19Can't you just tell her that Benjamin drives and you're just, like, in the car and...

00:23:23You know, you could try.

00:23:27You're like, hey, Mom, sometimes I get in a car on Chavez.

00:23:30Officer, sometimes I travel with a kilo in my carry-off.

00:23:34Well, whatever.

00:23:35I don't think it could be worse than her reaction to when David told her about our engagement.

00:23:41Oh, no.

00:23:42What'd she say?

00:23:43I told you what she said.

00:23:44No, you just told me that she disapproved.

00:23:46Oh.

00:23:47No, you can tell her.

00:23:48Yeah?

00:23:48Yeah.

00:23:49You can say.

00:23:49Do it.

00:23:50Fine.

00:23:51Tell her.

00:23:51All right.

00:23:52It was after Grandpa died and she was sitting Shiva and...

00:23:56Oh, perfect timing.

00:23:58I don't know.

00:23:58I thought now's as good a time as any.

00:24:01She'll never be more upset than she is right now.

00:24:02So I sat down next to her and I said, Mom, I proposed to Meg and she said yes.

00:24:08You're welcome.

00:24:09And she turned to me and did that blank steric that she does.

00:24:16Perfect.

00:24:17And just goes, I just started mourning my father.

00:24:20Now I have to mourn my son.

00:24:26Yeah.

00:24:27Yeah.

00:24:28Well, yeah.

00:24:29It's been a while, though.

00:24:30I'm pretty sure she loves me now.

00:24:32I mean, she has gotten better.

00:24:34She has, you know?

00:24:35I mean, ever since you started taking the classes.

00:24:36Uh, you know, I'm on your side, right?

00:24:39No, I know.

00:24:39I just like my parents there, too.

00:24:42What do you mean?

00:24:43Well, they're just firmly Catholic and I kind of want them to be on board with the whole

00:24:49conversion thing and they're just a little...

00:24:51Hey, yeah.

00:24:52That's sweet.

00:24:53That's really sweet.

00:24:55David, can I talk to you for a minute?

00:24:57Sure, bud.

00:25:02Is he okay?

00:25:04Well, no, he's on pills and they're not working.

00:25:06Okay.

00:25:06Nice.

00:25:08He won't come out.

00:25:10Okay.

00:25:12He's been in there for many minutes.

00:25:14Okay.

00:25:16Benjamin, everything okay in there?

00:25:23Benj!

00:25:24You sure he's in there?

00:25:27Mm-hmm.

00:25:28Where's the key?

00:25:29I don't know.

00:25:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:25:34There's something I need to see.

00:25:36Okay.

00:25:37Okay.

00:25:41Benjamin took my laxatives.

00:25:45What do you mean?

00:25:47He asked me for a laxative, so I gave him one.

00:25:52Benjamin asked you for a laxative.

00:25:58Did you slip him a laxative?

00:25:59Did you actually do that?

00:26:01You know he has colitis.

00:26:02How do I do?

00:26:03Oh, God.

00:26:05Okay, okay.

00:26:05So you gave him a laxative.

00:26:06Three.

00:26:07Three?

00:26:07I gave him three.

00:26:08That's so many.

00:26:08I don't question you about her because, you know, you don't know how much he's going to drink.

00:26:12Right, of course.

00:26:13Basic science.

00:26:13This was just supposed to make him shit.

00:26:15Why are you like this?

00:26:17Of course you bully shit on the one night that makes parents are coming to town.

00:26:19You know what?

00:26:19He is such a prick to me.

00:26:20It's not.

00:26:21This was just a goof.

00:26:22I was just rousing him.

00:26:23You know what?

00:26:23Let's just find the key.

00:26:31Adam.

00:26:37Oh, God.

00:26:38Oh, God.

00:26:39What?

00:26:40Oh, I smell it.

00:26:42All right, Ben, I'm coming in.

00:26:51Oh, God.

00:26:53No, no, no, no, no.

00:26:56Does he have a pulse?

00:26:57No.

00:26:58Adam, does he have a pulse?

00:26:59No.

00:27:00Initiating compressions.

00:27:03Should I?

00:27:03Wait, should I do the mouth work?

00:27:05No, that's absolutely just...

00:27:07Yeah.

00:27:08Don't worry.

00:27:09I never lose a rap.

00:27:17He's a goner.

00:27:20Okay.

00:27:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:27:25What?

00:27:27We have to...

00:27:29Discuss.

00:27:29There's nothing to discuss.

00:27:31I just want to make sure you don't do anything stupid.

00:27:36Me?

00:27:37Okay, okay.

00:27:37He's toast.

00:27:39Okay?

00:27:39There's absolutely no chance of him surviving.

00:27:42Look, I understand.

00:27:44And I'm here for you.

00:27:45And I love you.

00:27:45You're my brother.

00:27:46But right now, we've got to call an ambulance.

00:27:48No, no, no, no.

00:27:48David, David, David, David.

00:27:50Okay.

00:27:51He's been in there for well over eight minutes.

00:27:54He's toast.

00:27:55Stop saying that.

00:27:55Nobody says that.

00:27:56But he is.

00:27:57We're not just going to leave a dead body in there.

00:28:00You should have had it.

00:28:01As soon as they do the blood work, it's going to be obvious what happened to him.

00:28:04Why?

00:28:04Because he has a prescription laxative in his system.

00:28:07And there's only one person in this house who can't take the shit.

00:28:10Well, hopefully you don't check for that.

00:28:11Hopefully.

00:28:13Get out of my way.

00:28:15And stop.

00:28:16Stop it.

00:28:16This is nice.

00:28:25Yes.

00:28:27No, no.

00:28:28That's great.

00:28:28I'm going to go to Rikers.

00:28:29Rikers is closing.

00:28:30I definitely jailed it.

00:28:32Yeah.

00:28:32Look, this was an accident, okay?

00:28:37I can handle warfare.

00:28:38We both know that.

00:28:40I'm not in jail.

00:28:41I can't do jail.

00:28:42I won't get a gun.

00:28:43I won't.

00:28:46Look, make any call you want to, but he is dead.

00:28:55So if you make this decision, you are just rolling the dice with one life.

00:29:01Meg, your parents know us for seven.

00:29:04Yeah.

00:29:04Yeah, they're on their way.

00:29:05Okay.

00:29:06It's okay.

00:29:11Abby, can you wait for dinner?

00:29:13Oh, no, it's, uh, she'll eat.

00:29:16It's not real food.

00:29:20How come you let her eat something, but not me?

00:29:22She's not eating the dinner.

00:29:24It's for the guests.

00:29:24It's a technical difference.

00:29:26Abby.

00:29:27Yeah.

00:29:27Can we have a quick sit-in conference?

00:29:30For what?

00:29:32Surprise.

00:29:36Okay.

00:29:36They're very close.

00:29:47Uh, what are you doing?

00:29:50It's a sibling conference.

00:29:52What's wrong with him?

00:29:53Hello.

00:29:54Before we continue, um, I think it's important for you to remember you've been trying to find

00:29:58the right way to break up with Benjamin.

00:30:00Shush it.

00:30:01Don't worry.

00:30:02He can't hear us.

00:30:05How do you know?

00:30:05Uh, is that a turd?

00:30:12God, Dustin.

00:30:21Is he, is he dead?

00:30:24No.

00:30:25No, he's not dead.

00:30:28Hey, hey, Beach.

00:30:30Okay, so he is dead, but I just really don't want you to scream.

00:30:32Ah, shush!

00:30:33Uh, is everything okay?

00:30:38Everything's good.

00:30:39Everything's good.

00:30:39Hey.

00:30:40Hi.

00:30:43Dad, could I bother you for a quick chat?

00:30:46Yeah, sure.

00:30:47Great.

00:30:49I love you.

00:30:53Okay.

00:30:53So, David tells me you're going to share a Devar Torah.

00:31:06Uh-huh.

00:31:06Yep.

00:31:07It's from class.

00:31:07Oh, good.

00:31:08Good.

00:31:12Yeah, it's good.

00:31:13You know, I actually, um, I mostly learned about the New Testament growing up, so it has

00:31:22been really cool reading up on the Torah.

00:31:25It's, it's, it's like the prequel.

00:31:29Well, I don't know if it's the prequel.

00:31:31It's the main one.

00:31:32Um, right, no, yeah, I, that's, it's, um, you know, Judaism is, um, well, it's something

00:31:43that I, I have always wanted to find out more about, you know, like the, the culture

00:31:49and, um, the, the TV shows of people just living in, in, in New York City.

00:31:57Yeah.

00:31:59Look, Meg, we appreciate you taking the classes.

00:32:04And, clearly you're very bright and, and kind.

00:32:09I feel like there's a buck coming.

00:32:10And?

00:32:11It's, it's like I have this house plant that was given to me by my mother.

00:32:18That she got from her mother in Germany, who, who received it from her mother, who was

00:32:25given it by her mother, and, and, and so on, for a hundred generations.

00:32:31It's a long time.

00:32:32And now it feels like, like I'm handing this house plant over to someone who took an online

00:32:41course in gardening.

00:32:42Classes are in person.

00:32:48Please stop mumbling.

00:33:04He's not mumbling, he's praying.

00:33:06I don't care, stop it.

00:33:07Hey, will you stop yelling?

00:33:08Oh, great, let's do your thing then.

00:33:10I'm going to stop yelling if you do something about your son murdering my boyfriend!

00:33:15Please, just, please be quiet.

00:33:17You know, in Korea, they respect their elders.

00:33:19Then move to Korea!

00:33:20Look, Abby, I told you, this was such a harmless accident.

00:33:23Dad?

00:33:23Harmless?

00:33:24Harmless!

00:33:25We need to do something before Meg's parents get here.

00:33:27Oh, because what could it be more important than Meg's parents?

00:33:29Abby wants to betray us.

00:33:30Me!

00:33:31You didn't mean to do it, right?

00:33:32No, of course not.

00:33:34Stop doing that!

00:33:34Why?

00:33:35Protecting him!

00:33:36I did everything I could to get you that job!

00:33:39It was an unpaid interest!

00:33:40I don't care what it was, he was my boyfriend, and now he's dead!

00:33:45We're kicking a fair cup with him.

00:33:47Maybe!

00:33:48I'm definitely not going to pretend like it didn't happen!

00:33:51Like just some spoiled, manipulative, creepy...

00:33:54Benjamin, she hit on you!

00:33:58You think I quit because of PowerPoint?

00:34:00I quit because he was gallivanting around, making a cuck out of my sister with some blonde at the...

00:34:05Okay, that's enough!

00:34:06Oh, my God, you knew.

00:34:18And you stayed with him.

00:34:21RSVP'd to a wedding.

00:34:24Abby, please.

00:34:28What's Mom could say?

00:34:30She won't mind.

00:34:32How's that?

00:34:33We won't tell her.

00:34:34What the hell is going on?

00:34:36Shema Yisrael, Adonai, Adonai, Adonai, Adonai, Adonai, Adonai, Adonai, Adonai, Adonai, Adonai.

00:34:56Just stay.

00:34:56Mom, please.

00:34:57Mom, please.

00:34:59There's nothing really to see you.

00:35:00Mom, please.

00:35:01Okay, Mom.

00:35:01Oh, my God.

00:35:02Mom.

00:35:03Oh, my God.

00:35:04It's okay.

00:35:04Mom.

00:35:05Oh, that poor boy.

00:35:07Mom, we need to talk about this.

00:35:09Oh, my God.

00:35:09That poor boy.

00:35:10What did you do?

00:35:12Do you want to know?

00:35:13I want a pen.

00:35:22No, exactly.

00:35:23Now I do one prank and I'm the bad guy.

00:35:25Yes.

00:35:25You literally just murdered someone.

00:35:27I wasn't trying to murder him.

00:35:28There are more efficient ways of doing that.

00:35:30Okay, I think we just all agree that what Adam did was a freak accident.

00:35:32And now we are all covering up a murder, which is against the law.

00:35:35Not if you do it well.

00:35:36Oh, my God.

00:35:37You are so creepy.

00:35:39Truly, I think he has to face the consequences of his actions.

00:35:42So what?

00:35:42We just accept that Adam goes to jail.

00:35:43Abby wants me to get rammed in the end.

00:35:45Oh, say that.

00:35:46No, don't say that.

00:35:47It's a little bobeck.

00:35:47Oh, you know.

00:35:48It's not.

00:35:48It kind of is.

00:35:49You should care for your brothers half as much as you care about policing our speech.

00:35:53Oh, are you serious right now?

00:35:55I don't know what I am.

00:35:56Abby, I just want to say I don't blame you at all for being upset.

00:35:58I mean, this is horrific.

00:35:59Thank you so much for understanding.

00:36:00I'm really very sorry.

00:36:02Okay, what he did was stupid, but it was an accident.

00:36:04His life should be ruined because of an accident?

00:36:06I could give a shit.

00:36:08Now it's about being practical.

00:36:09Okay, we've got to either come up with a plan or call this in because then we're all screwed.

00:36:12Okay, now let's come up with a plan.

00:36:13Fine.

00:36:14No.

00:36:14The plan.

00:36:15I don't have a plan, but I do know that we're all going to figure this out because everyone

00:36:25here is family.

00:36:28Is he dead?

00:36:33My daughter!

00:36:34My daughter!

00:36:35Meg, I just, I need you to try to give up all the minutes to explain.

00:36:45Please.

00:36:46He's my boyfriend, and if there was any chance he'd be okay, I promise you we would have

00:36:49already called an ambulance.

00:36:50Just don't do anything, son.

00:36:51It was a prank accident, and now Adam is implicated.

00:36:53What's wrong with that?

00:36:54Well, it's true.

00:36:55Don't do anything, son.

00:36:56We just need one minute to explain.

00:36:58Oh, shit.

00:36:59Say something.

00:37:00Meg!

00:37:01I love you, and this is your choice.

00:37:06I want you!

00:37:07Meg, please don't call the police.

00:37:09I'm calling my parents.

00:37:11It's canceled.

00:37:12Oh, thank God.

00:37:18Hello, this is John.

00:37:19Shit.

00:37:20He's not answering, but we texted earlier, and they said that they were running late.

00:37:23Right.

00:37:24So we should just assume that they're coming any minute now.

00:37:26Oh, yeah.

00:37:26Can we think of an idea?

00:37:28Just anything, anything that could possibly save Adam.

00:37:30Thanks, Mom.

00:37:31Okay, so if they find Benjamin's body here, that's an obvious connection to Adam.

00:37:34You need to move Benjamin to his apartment.

00:37:37Right?

00:37:38You know, give him one of those New York deaths.

00:37:43Okay.

00:37:45What is that?

00:37:47You know, somebody dies in their apartment, and then they just lay there for a couple of

00:37:52days until somebody else smells the body, and then they call the landlord, and they find

00:37:56him.

00:37:57Ugh.

00:37:57So we just drive Benjamin to his apartment and leave him there.

00:38:01Yeah.

00:38:01That's the plan.

00:38:02Can you go downstairs and change out of your murder pants?

00:38:04Well, what car do you plan on using?

00:38:06Benjamin's.

00:38:07It's on the way in Brooklyn.

00:38:12You drove here?

00:38:14How is this worse than murder?

00:38:16Oh?

00:38:17Mom, lock it up.

00:38:18If we're going to do something, we need to do it immediately.

00:38:20Where are his keys?

00:38:21I'll get them.

00:38:23Okay.

00:38:24Okay.

00:38:25Okay.

00:38:25No, not okay.

00:38:26We cannot move Benjamin to his car.

00:38:29What?

00:38:29Why not?

00:38:31Curry.

00:38:36Hey, Jordan.

00:38:37Oh, shit.

00:38:37Bro.

00:38:38Sorry.

00:38:39Yo, you good?

00:38:40You're looking kind of bad right now.

00:38:42No, I'm fine.

00:38:42I'm fine.

00:38:43I'm fine.

00:38:43Could you maybe, um, do me a little, just a little favor?

00:38:48Yeah?

00:38:48It's kind of a huge one.

00:38:50Okay.

00:38:50Could you maybe just delete all the lobby footage for the rest of the night?

00:38:56Delete the footage?

00:38:57Uh-huh.

00:39:00Oh, shit.

00:39:01What's going on?

00:39:03What?

00:39:05Nothing.

00:39:06Obviously, it's not nothing you're asking me to delete the footage.

00:39:09It's just something I really can't get into right now.

00:39:11It's really hard to explain.

00:39:12Come on, you can tell me.

00:39:13I really can't.

00:39:14Yes, you can.

00:39:14Look at you, man.

00:39:16Obviously, you need my help.

00:39:16No, believe me.

00:39:19Please.

00:39:21This is something that you can't help with.

00:39:24Okay, Jordan?

00:39:24This is, um...

00:39:27This is as bad as it gets.

00:39:30Is Richie okay?

00:39:32Oh, yeah, he's fine.

00:39:32Oh, my God.

00:39:34Look, bro, I don't know what this is, but I know you need my help.

00:39:37I mean, you're basically asking me to...

00:39:41Don't you think it's suspicious if Friday's footage just disappeared?

00:39:44What?

00:39:45You should ask me to delete the whole drive.

00:39:50Is that possible?

00:39:51Yes.

00:39:52David, you guys, the Gelfins, your family, bro.

00:39:56Richie talks to me about real shit.

00:39:58Richie talks to me about Jewish shit, bro.

00:40:01You know I've been there 15 years?

00:40:03Mm-hmm.

00:40:03And there's only one apartment I rock with.

00:40:0710B.

00:40:11You'll do it?

00:40:11You'll delete the footage?

00:40:12Absolutely.

00:40:14Jordan, thank you so much.

00:40:16No, no problem, bro.

00:40:17Just thank you.

00:40:18All right, now let me upstairs to help you fix this.

00:40:20Don't look at me like that, brother.

00:40:26We're family, right?

00:40:28Can't be nothing I haven't seen before.

00:40:32And now that I'm involved in whatever this is,

00:40:35I gotta make sure you don't mess it up.

00:40:37They're not picking up.

00:40:41This is John.

00:40:42You should go down and wait for them, right?

00:40:44What?

00:40:44What's popping, 10B?

00:40:47Jordan, you're here.

00:40:50Why are you here?

00:40:52He's gonna help us.

00:40:53That's right.

00:40:54I'm gonna help you guys.

00:40:55David.

00:40:56Jordan, I think we should go.

00:40:57No, we're not going anywhere.

00:41:00We're not going anywhere.

00:41:02What are you doing here?

00:41:05Adam, hi.

00:41:06Skipping leg day, I see.

00:41:07Meg, how's it going so far?

00:41:10Could be better.

00:41:11All right.

00:41:12I'm gonna get you out of this.

00:41:13He's gonna get us out of it.

00:41:14You know, Pulp Fiction, the guy with the suit?

00:41:16The guy with the suit, Sam Jackson.

00:41:18The white one.

00:41:18John Travolta?

00:41:19Nope, the one with the mustache.

00:41:20Mario.

00:41:22The wolf.

00:41:23Bingo.

00:41:23The wolf.

00:41:26I'm your wolf, baby.

00:41:27We are so far.

00:41:28Now.

00:41:31Show me what's up.

00:41:34What could be the big deal?

00:41:37All right.

00:41:37Why is he on his back?

00:41:39You gotta roll him on his side.

00:41:40Love him.

00:41:41Okay, you gotta roll him on his side.

00:41:50He's toast.

00:41:51Uh-huh.

00:41:52Big time.

00:41:53Why didn't anyone say he's dead?

00:41:54Well, Jordan, I imply.

00:41:59How, David?

00:42:00Hmm?

00:42:00How?

00:42:02When you said you needed help?

00:42:03I was very stern with how I said that we needed help.

00:42:06I'm a freaking doorman.

00:42:08Helped me?

00:42:09Changing a light bulb.

00:42:11Finding Richard's orthotics upstairs.

00:42:13I don't do dead body, David.

00:42:16Oh, God.

00:42:17I just, I...

00:42:18I thought, you know, you were so insistent.

00:42:21No, I...

00:42:21You just...

00:42:22Never imply dead.

00:42:24Never imply dead.

00:42:26You say dead.

00:42:27You don't imply it.

00:42:29Yeah.

00:42:30Yeah.

00:42:30Now I'm dead.

00:42:31Dead to rights.

00:42:32Fingerprints everywhere, David.

00:42:33Okay.

00:42:33I, uh...

00:42:37I touched his neck, didn't I?

00:42:39You touched him all over.

00:42:40Shit!

00:42:41Jordan, I'm so sorry.

00:42:42You should go back downstairs.

00:42:43We won't involve you.

00:42:44You better believe I'm involved.

00:42:47We're across the Red Sea, and there's no turning back now, Ellen.

00:42:50I have a solution.

00:42:51Oh, Jordan.

00:42:53Ha, ha, Richard.

00:42:54What's happening?

00:42:55What'd it do?

00:42:55Ah, you know I'm trying to be like you, pal.

00:42:57Oh, say less!

00:43:00That's a loop.

00:43:01Yeah, but things are bad.

00:43:03Hey, don't worry about it, my guy.

00:43:05I'm gonna take care of this.

00:43:06No, no, that's not necessary.

00:43:08I know exactly what to do.

00:43:10O-F-N-R.

00:43:13Is that like a medical term?

00:43:15No.

00:43:15It's a stupid book.

00:43:16Oh, we observe that there is a body.

00:43:20F, we feel panic and tension.

00:43:23Richard!

00:43:24Enough.

00:43:25Okay, hold on now.

00:43:26Let him finish.

00:43:26Richard, go ahead.

00:43:28Thank you, Jordan.

00:43:30R, I request...

00:43:32Look, the Talmud has these laws.

00:43:35Talmud's always got something to say.

00:43:37So it's forbidden to carry a dead body on Shabbos.

00:43:41But the Talmud also says that it's okay to carry an infant or a loaf of bread.

00:43:47So if we put a loaf of bread on the body, then it's okay, because the body works like a platter.

00:43:52Platter?

00:43:53Doesn't that make sense?

00:43:54Thank you, Richard.

00:43:56You're welcome.

00:43:57At this point, 911 isn't an option.

00:43:58Certainly not.

00:43:59We've already crossed the sea.

00:44:00Exactly.

00:44:01So, does anyone have any bread?

00:44:03No one's getting any bread, Dad.

00:44:05What?

00:44:05You got an infant?

00:44:06Okay, hold on.

00:44:07No one's getting bread or an infant.

00:44:08People, can we...

00:44:09Shit.

00:44:09Someone needs to go downstairs before my parents get married.

00:44:12Hold on one minute.

00:44:12Can we make a plan?

00:44:13Oh, we already have one of those.

00:44:14Yeah.

00:44:15We're going to take his body.

00:44:16We're going to put it in his car.

00:44:17We're going to take him back to his apartment, and we're just going to leave it.

00:44:19We're going to leave him there.

00:44:20A New York death.

00:44:22Yeah.

00:44:22That's plan A, but we need to get B and C working.

00:44:25I think we should put up some A.

00:44:26We only have time for one plan.

00:44:27Okay.

00:44:28I'll think as we go, all right?

00:44:31But I need you all to follow my lead.

00:44:32No hesitation.

00:44:33Are we on the same page?

00:44:34One, two, three, all eyes on me.

00:44:35Uh-huh.

00:44:36Ellen, do you have any drugs?

00:44:38Uh, Abby's getting the comforter.

00:44:40Comforter's great.

00:44:41I'll go get it.

00:44:42Thanks, Mom.

00:44:42Guys, hold on.

00:44:43Let me quarterback this.

00:44:44Richard, you are entirely too close.

00:44:47No, I'm playing.

00:44:47You know I love you, my guy.

00:44:48Anyway, watch this.

00:44:49All right.

00:44:50When they come back, we're going to wrap the body in the comforter.

00:44:52Then, the luggage cart won't work, obviously, because you can see right through it,

00:44:56so I'll have to go next door and get the garbage cart.

00:44:59Then, David.

00:44:59Yeah?

00:45:00You and me, we're going to put the body in and bring it to his cart.

00:45:03After that, I can't leave the building, so it's going to have to be me and David,

00:45:07who drive him back and carry him into his apartment.

00:45:10Touchdown.

00:45:10Yeah.

00:45:10Okay.

00:45:11Yeah.

00:45:12What am I supposed to do?

00:45:15Close the curtains and scrub the bathroom with Lysol.

00:45:18Why the curtains?

00:45:20Richard, explain.

00:45:21Please.

00:45:22I'm not sure.

00:45:23So people can't see in the windows.

00:45:24Exactly.

00:45:25And we got to hurry.

00:45:26My shift's up at 8.

00:45:27After that, we got to deal with condo.

00:45:29And we don't want to deal with condo.

00:45:34Pretty good at this.

00:45:35Just wrap it.

00:45:37Like an egg roll.

00:45:38An egg roll.

00:45:39I hate egg rolls.

00:45:40Jordan, I really think that someone needs to go downstairs and look for my parents.

00:45:44That's a good call.

00:45:45Meg, that's on you.

00:45:47You smoke blood, Scott.

00:45:48I'm going to tell you.

00:45:50So I'm going to get his legs smooth.

00:45:52Okay.

00:45:53Okay.

00:45:55Don't ask.

00:46:00Hi.

00:46:03Hi, sweetie.

00:46:04Hi.

00:46:04Oh, my God.

00:46:07Richard.

00:46:08Dad.

00:46:09Dad.

00:46:09Richard.

00:46:10Dad.

00:46:11Yeah, he's not coming.

00:46:12I'm going to get it.

00:46:13Dad.

00:46:14Don't worry.

00:46:14I'm going to get it.

00:46:15I'm going to get it.

00:46:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:46:18Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:46:22Now that's crazy, huh?

00:46:24They're here, right?

00:46:25I mean, this is happening.

00:46:26This is definitely happening, yeah.

00:46:28Okay.

00:46:29Okay.

00:46:29So we're going to go out there, and we're going to be nice, and we're going to be cordial,

00:46:32and then we're going to have a nice, pleasant dinner, and then we'll send them on their way.

00:46:35Okay?

00:46:35Okay.

00:46:36Where is everyone?

00:46:37Hello?

00:46:38Hello.

00:46:40They're, uh, they'll be here in a second.

00:46:42Are they not home?

00:46:43No, yes.

00:46:44They're in the kitchen.

00:46:45How did you guys get up here?

00:46:46Well, there was no doorman, so we just headed on up.

00:46:49Great.

00:46:49Well, who do I get the wine to?

00:46:51Um, let's go.

00:46:53Hi, I'm back.

00:46:55I don't know who I am anymore.

00:46:56Mom, eyes.

00:46:58You got this.

00:46:59Yeah.

00:47:00Now go out there and say hi.

00:47:03You go.

00:47:04They're your in-laws.

00:47:06This is a great start.

00:47:08Okay.

00:47:09Hi!

00:47:13Mom!

00:47:14Mom!

00:47:15Mom!

00:47:17Hiya!

00:47:18Hey!

00:47:18Good to see you.

00:47:19Oh!

00:47:20Actually, we, uh, drove in from Connecticut.

00:47:22Oh!

00:47:22Yeah, we were visiting friends in Connecticut.

00:47:24Yes!

00:47:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:25How are the Packers?

00:47:27Don't remind him.

00:47:28He's missing the game on Sunday.

00:47:29The things we do for family.

00:47:31Yeah.

00:47:32Yeah.

00:47:33Yeah.

00:47:34Yeah.

00:47:37Welcome!

00:47:38Abby!

00:47:39Yay!

00:47:39John!

00:47:40Hi!

00:47:40He likes to learn everyone's name in advance.

00:47:43Well, I don't memorize them, but I like to remember what I'm told.

00:47:46Wow.

00:47:47That's right.

00:47:47Oh, I'm David's sister and soon to be Mike's sister.

00:47:51Aw.

00:47:56Cantaloupe.

00:47:57Family loves cantaloupe.

00:47:58Let's go this way.

00:47:59Can I help?

00:48:00Let's go this way.

00:48:00No, no, no, no.

00:48:00We should go this way.

00:48:01Can you help me in that?

00:48:02We're in the house.

00:48:02Because we're going to show you.

00:48:03Mom, stop.

00:48:04I'll stop.

00:48:05I'll stop.

00:48:25And I won't.

00:48:27Richard, get...

00:48:28No.

00:48:29No, I can't and I won't.

00:48:32I swear to God, I'll drop this.

00:48:34No, you wouldn't.

00:48:36Richard, your children need you.

00:48:40David needs you to make a good impression and then kick them out in 18 minutes.

00:48:46Look, I'm still trying to figure things out here.

00:48:48Use your breathing technique.

00:48:50Which one?

00:48:50The Alexander technique.

00:48:53That's for posture.

00:48:54You'll breathe on the way up.

00:48:56In.

00:48:58Out.

00:48:59In.

00:49:00Oh, we were caught in traffic for like...

00:49:03Hello.

00:49:04Hello.

00:49:05You must be John and Beth.

00:49:07Now, which one is which?

00:49:08Oh, I'm Richard.

00:49:09Now, you must be Beth.

00:49:10Hi, I'm Richard.

00:49:12And I guess that means you're John.

00:49:14That's right.

00:49:15Nice to meet you.

00:49:16We apologize for being so late.

00:49:17I couldn't believe the traffic.

00:49:19You're not late.

00:49:20You're our guest of honor.

00:49:22Dinner starts when you arrive.

00:49:24Mm-hmm.

00:49:25Mm-hmm.

00:49:26Mm-hmm.

00:49:27David was telling us that you've been married for 37 years.

00:49:30On our way to 40.

00:49:32Yeah, but it feels like four minutes.

00:49:35Underwater.

00:49:37Oh.

00:49:38Richard.

00:49:40Oh, John, would you like a yarmulke to wear for dinner?

00:49:44Is it mandatory?

00:49:46No, no, of course not.

00:49:47I mean, some men like the tradition, but it's...

00:49:49That's all right.

00:49:50Oh, sure.

00:49:51No problem.

00:49:52I'm just not much of a hat guy.

00:49:54Yeah, me neither.

00:49:54Mine's always, like, sliding off my head.

00:49:57You know?

00:49:59Kind of strange.

00:50:03So...

00:50:03Who wants to eat?

00:50:07Now we begin by singing a Hebrew song to welcome Shabbat and then say a blessing before the meal.

00:50:20Well, thank you.

00:50:20We're very curious.

00:50:23Oh, okay.

00:50:24You had some.

00:50:25Did you like it?

00:50:26It has an OU on it, so, you know, it's kosher.

00:50:29Fantastic.

00:50:33Shalom aleichem, malehel sharet, malehel.

00:50:37Oh.

00:50:39Mimelech, malehel blachim, hakadosh baruchu.

00:50:44Ma'al shalom aleichem.

00:50:46Hey, okay, that's the end of the song?

00:50:48Yes, that is it.

00:50:49Good song, huh?

00:50:50So now, it's customary that we all stand before we start the meal.

00:50:55It's called kadush.

00:50:56Oh, the kadush.

00:50:57Oh, that's an interesting word.

00:51:03The wine.

00:51:05Oh.

00:51:09It's traditional to make the wine overflow to symbolize a good week overflowing with happiness.

00:51:15It's not right.

00:51:17Right.

00:51:17Yes, beautiful.

00:51:18So beautiful.

00:51:18Oh, yeah, ma'a shishi.

00:51:24La baruch ha'padunai, mekadeesh ha-shapach.

00:51:29Amen.

00:51:30Amen.

00:51:31Amen.

00:51:48Amen.

00:52:00Amen.

00:52:09Baruch ha'padunai, Eloheinu Melech ha-olam.

00:52:13Ha-Motzi Lechem Min Haaretz

00:52:17Amen

00:52:17Okay, there you go

00:52:21Thanks, Dad

00:52:21Ooh, there you go

00:52:23Mom?

00:52:24Sorry

00:52:25Adam, this is how we do it here, and you?

00:52:29And here you go, John, I'll just hand it to you

00:52:31There you go

00:52:32Time for soup

00:52:34Oh, no, please

00:52:36I insist

00:52:37No, no, it's fine

00:52:38Mom, it's fine, it's fine

00:52:39I don't allow guests to

00:52:41How?

00:52:42It's a tradition

00:52:43Oh, well, I

00:52:44Okay, please

00:52:46No, it's a tradition

00:52:47It's just

00:52:48Okay

00:52:52You know, I have a special history with this city

00:52:57When I was eight years old, my uncle brought me here for Christmas

00:53:02That's such a beautiful time of the year

00:53:03It was quite magical

00:53:05Just walking down the Fifth Avenue, seeing all the Christmas lights and Christmas displays

00:53:11The man

00:53:12What?

00:53:12The man's chant

00:53:13It's a tradition

00:53:15We forgot, it's a tradition

00:53:17All the men must close their eyes and chant

00:53:21Um, what do I do?

00:53:23And you can do it too, Beth

00:53:24Oh, really?

00:53:24Yeah, but don't chant

00:53:25No, of course not

00:53:26No, of course not

00:53:26Okay, okay

00:53:27So, we'll cover our eyes

00:53:30Okay

00:53:31And we chant

00:53:32Okay, just cover your eyes, everyone

00:53:33Okay, now keep them covered all the way

00:53:36Please don't touch me

00:53:36Just cover your eyes

00:53:37It's part of the tradition

00:53:38Okay

00:53:38Okay, here we go

00:53:39Bum Bede Bede Bede Bum Bum Bum

00:54:09Amen.

00:54:10Amen.

00:54:11To what?

00:54:12To the blessing.

00:54:14That was the blessing.

00:54:15I feel like I was at the wailing wall.

00:54:18Ah.

00:54:19Yeah, no, it's a beautiful blessing.

00:54:21We do it every week.

00:54:22Yeah.

00:54:22Interesting.

00:54:22But why don't the women participate?

00:54:25It's a great question, John.

00:54:26It's because Eve ate the apple, so you can't chant.

00:54:29Eve was a fool.

00:54:30I never ate the apple.

00:54:31But you still can't chant.

00:54:32You still can't chant.

00:54:33What are your other kids doing?

00:54:35Megan's siblings all live overseas.

00:54:37For quite some time now.

00:54:39And so what did you do to make them all want to leave?

00:54:41Oh, you're very funny.

00:54:43Oh.

00:54:44Actually, Megan's sister Beatrice, she lives in Milan, working as a fashion consultant.

00:54:52Hmm.

00:54:53Hmm.

00:54:54That's a lovely camisole you have on there.

00:54:57It's not a camisole.

00:54:58But it is lovely.

00:54:59I have some talent.

00:55:00Not much.

00:55:01But Beatrice did get me a 40% off.

00:55:05Oh.

00:55:05It's a pretty good discount, huh?

00:55:07Hmm?

00:55:07You know, when David asked us for permission to marry Megan, of course we said yes.

00:55:19We love David.

00:55:20But what really moved me was, I asked David, and he said he would be willing to move anywhere

00:55:28that Megan wanted, even back to Wisconsin.

00:55:32Well, I don't know, Mom.

00:55:34I really like New York.

00:55:35Well, I did too in my 20s, but people move on.

00:55:39Not always.

00:55:39John, you know, my dad here is a big cheesehead.

00:55:43No, is that right?

00:55:44I thought you'd be rooting for the Giants.

00:55:45Yeah, excuse me, football team dad.

00:55:47You done?

00:55:47It's full.

00:55:48Don't want to fill up on soup.

00:55:49Richard only likes baseball.

00:55:51Yankees or Mets.

00:55:51You know what?

00:55:52I actually like both.

00:55:53You look done.

00:55:55I guess.

00:55:57We're all New Yorkers.

00:55:59You know, Meg knows more about Judaism than most of my friends.

00:56:09Yeah.

00:56:10She's doing wonderfully in class.

00:56:11I don't know how much credit I actually deserve.

00:56:14Rabbi Morgenstern is really, really great.

00:56:16Yeah, and he rarely does conversions.

00:56:18Well, we've heard all about the rabbi.

00:56:19Does anyone want some of this wine?

00:56:21It's got the wax seal on it, so it's fancy.

00:56:26I'll take some.

00:56:27You too.

00:56:27You know, madam, the funny thing is, Megan was never really very religious.

00:56:33Yeah, but I always liked the stories and the Bible stories.

00:56:37Right.

00:56:38Yes, it's all fairly similar.

00:56:40It's just not as draconian.

00:56:45Draconian?

00:56:46Well, not the rules, but, I mean, just, you know, we both have family time together.

00:56:50Jews, Friday dinner, and us, Sunday brunch.

00:56:54We just don't want our kids to feel, um, pressured about showing up.

00:56:59Oh, of course.

00:57:00Pressure's no good.

00:57:02You know, the, um, the rabbi, he said that, um, well, we've been talking about the Talmud and how it's essentially just a book of arguing.

00:57:12Megan was in debate club.

00:57:13Mm-hmm.

00:57:14She was captain.

00:57:16She always had a real, uh, what is the word you use?

00:57:20Utzpa.

00:57:21Utzpa.

00:57:22Utzpa.

00:57:23How do you say it?

00:57:24Utzpa.

00:57:25No, Utzpa.

00:57:27Utzpa.

00:57:27No.

00:57:28You're a natural.

00:57:29Isn't that derogatory?

00:57:30Mom, no, no, no.

00:57:32No, it's, um, it, uh, it's more like a certain boldness.

00:57:35Gumption.

00:57:36Oh, it's more audacity.

00:57:37Well, I, I wouldn't call her audacious.

00:57:39Oh, no.

00:57:39But it's a good audacious.

00:57:41Is there such thing?

00:57:42Well, that depends on who you ask.

00:57:44Why are you looking at me?

00:57:45Well, you're sitting across from me.

00:57:47Where else am I supposed to hook?

00:57:49Uh, well, that, that's not the way I meant it.

00:57:51I, I meant to say that she always had a real poise.

00:57:55Yes, the rest of our children were never really into debate or argument, but Megan always

00:58:00had a penchant for that.

00:58:02Well, it makes me feel a lot better about losing every argument.

00:58:04Well, it's fine.

00:58:06I'll find a class for you.

00:58:07Uh, Abby, um, don't you have a boyfriend?

00:58:14What's his name?

00:58:16No, I, I, no, I don't.

00:58:18Uh, Benjamin?

00:58:20Yes, where's Benjamin?

00:58:22Is he still joining us?

00:58:23What?

00:58:23Benjamin, your boyfriend.

00:58:25Uh, Megan said he was going to be joining us.

00:58:27Oh, my, my boyfriend.

00:58:29Oh, he, he tried, you know, he wanted, he wanted to be here, but there's, he was going

00:58:37to, but he.

00:58:38I think it was, uh, there was some sort of traffic.

00:58:40Right, and I, I was going to say that he couldn't make it.

00:58:43Guys, what happened?

00:58:45You know, it's one of those things.

00:58:47It was a transportation, you know, it was, it was the traffic.

00:58:52Good Shabbos, everyone.

00:59:02Sorry I'm late, huh?

00:59:03Prayer ran long, real long.

00:59:05That was one slow-ass rabbi.

00:59:07And look at you two.

00:59:09You gorgeous people must be Meg's parents.

00:59:12Benjamin.

00:59:14Oh, John.

00:59:15Pleasure.

00:59:16Beth!

00:59:17Beth!

00:59:17All right, Benjamin, Beth, got a little B&B going there, huh?

00:59:20Yeah!

00:59:21Ellen?

00:59:21Him?

00:59:22Richie!

00:59:24Shabbat!

00:59:25Shalom!

00:59:27Hey, buddy, else what's happening?

00:59:30Darling.

00:59:38Well, you all look surprised.

00:59:41We don't.

00:59:43We're not.

00:59:47I'm just playing.

00:59:48Look, I get it, okay?

00:59:49People hear Benjamin the Jew, and it's not what they think of, right?

00:59:53I mean, it's not what they picture.

00:59:56Honestly, no.

00:59:58I got two words for you, Big John.

01:00:02Ethiopian Jews.

01:00:05From Ethiopia.

01:00:06Yeah.

01:00:07The lost tribe, baby.

01:00:09Lost for thousands of years, but...

01:00:11We're back.

01:00:13That's true.

01:00:14I see.

01:00:15Benjamin, don't you have that thing?

01:00:17No, I'm good to chill.

01:00:18Benjamin, I'd love to know.

01:00:20You have questions, my love.

01:00:21I have answers.

01:00:23Well, I haven't, you know, read about this, but are there many in your community?

01:00:28Oh, well, yeah.

01:00:28I mean, we're just not as well known.

01:00:30I mean, but there's a lot of us about, what, 200,000?

01:00:33Give or take a thou.

01:00:34Oh, I'm so glad you're found.

01:00:36You know, many scholars believe that they descended from King Solomon and Queen Sheba, and others.

01:00:42Yes, from Doran, the lost tribe.

01:00:44That's right.

01:00:45That's right.

01:00:46So why don't we all know about this?

01:00:50You want to know why you don't know?

01:00:52Because we control the media.

01:00:54You know what we want you to know.

01:00:57Now, hold on there.

01:00:58And the banks.

01:00:59Yeah, and Adam operates the space lasers that control the weather.

01:01:06Yeah, I do that.

01:01:08Pew!

01:01:09Pew!

01:01:10Pew!

01:01:11Pew!

01:01:12Pew!

01:01:13Oh, man, very funny.

01:01:15Benjamin, it does this routine.

01:01:17Yeah, it goes on a long time.

01:01:18We control the media.

01:01:19We control the banks.

01:01:21We're part of everything.

01:01:22Of course.

01:01:23I'm just playing.

01:01:24Well, you can say it, but I can't.

01:01:25I mean, honestly, do you really think Richie here runs a bank?

01:01:32He doesn't even run his own house.

01:01:35That's funny.

01:01:38I'm going to get the mains.

01:01:39Let me help.

01:01:40No, no, no, no, no.

01:01:41Tradition.

01:01:41Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

01:02:11No, no, no, no, no.

01:02:41Really?

01:02:56Your own special place?

01:02:58And where is that?

01:02:59No, no, no.

01:03:00I don't think Benjamin means it in the literal sense.

01:03:02Yes, I do.

01:03:03No, he doesn't.

01:03:03Yes, I do.

01:03:04Would you like to know where?

01:03:05Nobody keeps their foreskin.

01:03:06Yes, we do.

01:03:07Tell them where it is.

01:03:07Please don't.

01:03:08You're going to like this?

01:03:08Mine's is in a snow globe.

01:03:11Meg.

01:03:12Yeah?

01:03:12Why don't you do your Devar Torah?

01:03:14Oh, I don't.

01:03:15Please share.

01:03:16Yeah, please.

01:03:16Devar Torah.

01:03:17I don't think that's actually the best.

01:03:19No, I think you should.

01:03:20Yeah, Bible story.

01:03:22You have a Bible story, darling?

01:03:23Oh, it's the best Bible story.

01:03:25Oh, I got some stories.

01:03:26You've told your stories.

01:03:27But they were good stories.

01:03:29All right, Meg.

01:03:31We'll see you.

01:03:32Um, okay.

01:03:34Yes, um, hello.

01:03:36So, this week's Torah portion is the story of Joseph and his brothers.

01:03:43How Joseph's brothers dipped his multicolored coat in blood to pretend that he died.

01:03:50Good subject.

01:03:52I thought so, too, yesterday.

01:03:53Um, so, um, in the Torah, Mom, Dad, every detail is there for a reason.

01:03:59However, in this story, there's one moment in particular that, at first glance, appears

01:04:05meaningless.

01:04:07When Joseph was wandering around looking for his brothers, he asked a stranger, can you

01:04:11tell me where my brothers are?

01:04:13And the stranger replied, they went to Dothan.

01:04:15So, why would the Torah include such a trivial passage, just a stranger giving directions?

01:04:23The sages say it's because this stranger wasn't just a normal person.

01:04:27He was actually an angel.

01:04:29He didn't know he was an angel.

01:04:32He had a vital role in this story, but he had no way of knowing at the time the significance

01:04:37of this small interaction.

01:04:40And like this stranger, we all have the ability to change the course of someone else's life

01:04:47with a small moment or, um, kindness.

01:04:51We, too, can all be angels who didn't know that they were angels.

01:04:58Oh, well, it's time for dessert.

01:05:10Um, we have seven-layer cake and my father and Richard's favorites, Linzer tarts.

01:05:17Mmm.

01:05:18Dessert, right?

01:05:19Yes, I'm so sorry.

01:05:21This is very embarrassing for me, but as I was walking out of the bathroom by the kitchen,

01:05:25I saw that the cat had knocked everything on the floor.

01:05:28Oh, not the cat.

01:05:29The entire meal, plop.

01:05:31He's done this before.

01:05:32This has happened before.

01:05:34He's a terrible cat.

01:05:35Of course you'll learn cocaine.

01:05:36The cat knocked over the dinner.

01:05:39That sounds like what happened, I believe so.

01:05:41Should we order food?

01:05:42Yes.

01:05:43No.

01:05:43No!

01:05:44Uh, no.

01:05:44We can't use phones on Shabbos.

01:05:46But we can.

01:05:47Just tell us the plate.

01:05:47Oh, no, that's cheating.

01:05:48Can't.

01:05:49You know what?

01:05:49I think things are just not working out here tonight.

01:05:53I think we should all get together tomorrow and have a great brunch.

01:05:57Yes.

01:05:58Brunch.

01:05:59We love brunch.

01:06:00You love brunch.

01:06:01You came all the way from Wisconsin to be here.

01:06:07And we appreciate you coming very much.

01:06:09There's just no predicting that things like this could happen.

01:06:13But never did I think that we would be rushed out of your home.

01:06:17No, no, no.

01:06:18Dad, I promise it's this cat.

01:06:20It's, he's aggressive and it's...

01:06:22Aggressive how?

01:06:23You know, it's my cat and I have burdened my sweet parents with it for too long.

01:06:28He knocked everything on the floor.

01:06:29And when I say everything...

01:06:30What do you expect us to believe?

01:06:32That the entire meal just suddenly disappeared?

01:06:36Hmm?

01:06:38Yeah.

01:06:38Let me help you clean up.

01:06:43What?

01:06:44No, no, no, no, no.

01:06:44Please.

01:06:45You're our guest.

01:06:45Our guest of honor.

01:06:46No, I insist.

01:06:47No, no, no.

01:06:48It's fine.

01:06:48It's just simple.

01:06:49No, no, no, no.

01:06:50You know what?

01:06:51Let me help.

01:06:52You're free to leave.

01:06:52Please.

01:06:53Not until it's clean.

01:06:54It's totally unnecessary.

01:06:56Just let me help you clean up.

01:06:57Just let me just...

01:06:58Oh!

01:06:59What was that?

01:07:00Did you just intentionally spill wine all over me?

01:07:03It was an accident.

01:07:04An accident?

01:07:05Yes.

01:07:05John, John, he didn't mean...

01:07:06Wait, he swiped his arm across the table.

01:07:08No, I was reaching, I was reaching for the salt.

01:07:10The salt over there.

01:07:12Let's go.

01:07:14It's all right.

01:07:15It's all right.

01:07:15Let me just clean up and have some dessert.

01:07:19Where's your bathroom?

01:07:21Wait a minute.

01:07:22You're staying?

01:07:23Are you sure you want to stay?

01:07:24I mean, don't you want to go home and change?

01:07:26I mean, I think you're just a real mess.

01:07:28Oh!

01:07:30Oh.

01:07:35Oh.

01:07:38See, you're not going to believe this.

01:07:40But, um, there's this tradition.

01:07:43Oh!

01:07:44Oh.

01:07:46Enough with...

01:07:49the traditions.

01:07:51Okay.

01:07:52You should be ashamed.

01:07:54You should all be ashamed.

01:07:56Hmm.

01:07:58Is this because...

01:08:00I wouldn't wear that little hat?

01:08:03What?

01:08:04that thing

01:08:05on your head.

01:08:07What, the...

01:08:08the yarmulke?

01:08:09Yes.

01:08:10Would you

01:08:11have shown me respect

01:08:12if I had worn it?

01:08:14Respect?

01:08:15No, you have my respect.

01:08:17You've always had my respect.

01:08:18Oh, yes, of course.

01:08:19We respect you

01:08:20and we're very happy that you came.

01:08:23Sure you are.

01:08:24Oh.

01:08:26Let's go on in.

01:08:27No.

01:08:27Dad.

01:08:28John.

01:08:28Come on.

01:08:29Beth.

01:08:29Stop.

01:08:30Dad?

01:08:31Mom?

01:08:31Dad.

01:08:36This is what you want?

01:08:38Mom?

01:08:40Bye, Meg.

01:08:42Beth.

01:08:44I love you both.

01:08:49See you at the wedding!

01:08:52Okay, four minutes

01:08:53until Kano's ship.

01:08:54Let's move.

01:08:55Hey, Wolf,

01:08:55what the hell was that?

01:08:56Uh, I was playing a part.

01:08:58See you at the wedding?

01:09:00No, you won't.

01:09:01You'll be dead.

01:09:02He was just being polite.

01:09:03Polite?

01:09:04I thought it was smart.

01:09:04Hey, soup boy,

01:09:05don't talk to me right now, okay?

01:09:06I can't even look at you.

01:09:07How am I supposed

01:09:08to have a relationship

01:09:08with them now?

01:09:09We'll worry about that later.

01:09:10Oh, you must be so happy.

01:09:11Happy?

01:09:12This must be such

01:09:12a wonderful silver lining

01:09:13for you.

01:09:13Dave, just stop.

01:09:14Stop.

01:09:16Meg, I'm so sorry.

01:09:17No, it's fine.

01:09:17Let's just keep it moving.

01:09:19All right, everyone, listen up.

01:09:20Oh, we're still listening

01:09:21to this guy.

01:09:22Yes, we are.

01:09:23Let's get you two

01:09:24out on the porch,

01:09:24make sure your parents left,

01:09:25and David,

01:09:26help me with the body.

01:09:26Fine.

01:09:27Okay, I'll make snaps.

01:09:38Everyone looks the same

01:09:39from up here.

01:09:41Just look for two people

01:09:42with a big height difference.

01:09:46You okay?

01:09:47No, I'm not.

01:09:48I have had to do so much

01:09:53to be a part of your family,

01:09:55and he just gets

01:09:55to waltz into mine.

01:09:56It is not fair.

01:09:58Yeah, I mean,

01:09:59he's literally had

01:09:59to do nothing.

01:10:01Yeah, David is a...

01:10:05The thing about David

01:10:10is he hasn't had

01:10:13to do nearly as much

01:10:13as you've had to do,

01:10:14but when he cares

01:10:16about somebody,

01:10:17and I've seen

01:10:17how much he cares

01:10:18about you,

01:10:18he would do

01:10:19literally anything.

01:10:22I mean, look at tonight.

01:10:23It's basically

01:10:24a conspiring murder

01:10:24for Adam.

01:10:25He likes you way more

01:10:26than he likes Adam.

01:10:28Well, we all do.

01:10:34Oh!

01:10:35Oh!

01:10:35That's them!

01:10:36They're leaving!

01:10:37That's our cue.

01:10:39That's our cue!

01:10:39Okay.

01:10:43Hey, dumbass.

01:10:44Huh?

01:10:4478th Street.

01:10:4578th Street.

01:10:46Hey, dumbass.

01:10:47Come on.

01:10:48Just...

01:10:49Ready?

01:10:50One, two...

01:10:51Bro, get the button.

01:10:59Could you?

01:10:59You're right there.

01:11:00I know, I know.

01:11:01It's just in my head

01:11:02I made this promise

01:11:03with God

01:11:03that if he helped us

01:11:04get through the night,

01:11:05I'd keep Shabbos

01:11:05for the rest of my life.

01:11:06And that means

01:11:07no electricity.

01:11:10Man, for real?

01:11:11Yeah.

01:11:12Push the fucking button.

01:11:13Okay.

01:11:13I'm not lifting

01:11:17with my back

01:11:18at all.

01:11:19Good evening.

01:11:20Oh, God.

01:11:21Good time.

01:11:22Okay.

01:11:23Yeah.

01:11:24Mrs. Grunt,

01:11:25uh...

01:11:26Do I have any mail?

01:11:28Um,

01:11:29already dropped it off.

01:11:30Here you go.

01:11:35Good evening.

01:11:35You wait here.

01:11:40I'm going to get the card.

01:11:42Try not to look so suspicious.

01:11:43Jesus.

01:11:57Jordan.

01:11:58Huh?

01:11:58Garbage day

01:11:59is not until Sunday.

01:12:01It's not Sunday?

01:12:02No, it is not Sunday.

01:12:04Why are you here so early?

01:12:06I'm going to eat in the lobby.

01:12:07You don't want to chill in the park?

01:12:08No.

01:12:10Right.

01:12:11Okay.

01:12:12Let me get that for you.

01:12:22Uh,

01:12:23Kano,

01:12:23do you think you can, uh,

01:12:25watch the front door

01:12:27while you eat?

01:12:28Uh,

01:12:289A called about there.

01:12:29Yes,

01:12:30sure.

01:12:31Oh,

01:12:31thank you.

01:12:32Jordan?

01:12:36Yeah?

01:12:38Why is that thing

01:12:39on your head?

01:12:49It's Chavez,

01:12:50baby.

01:12:59Why are you back?

01:13:04They're back?

01:13:05Uh,

01:13:06Kano's early.

01:13:07Shit.

01:13:08So that's it.

01:13:08We're screwed, right?

01:13:09David,

01:13:10what,

01:13:10what do you think?

01:13:12Jordan,

01:13:12I'm sorry.

01:13:13All good.

01:13:13Why are you telling Jordan

01:13:15you're sorry?

01:13:15He's fine.

01:13:16Adam's the one

01:13:17who's going to be a troll.

01:13:18I mean,

01:13:18I'm going to go to prison.

01:13:20I don't think you're

01:13:21going to be the only one.

01:13:25Hey,

01:13:25what are you doing?

01:13:26I'm calling the police.

01:13:27No,

01:13:27no,

01:13:28no,

01:13:28you don't.

01:13:29I should call the cops,

01:13:32turn myself in,

01:13:33at least have a little

01:13:33bit of dignity.

01:13:34Oh,

01:13:34Adam.

01:13:35What?

01:13:36I'm the black sheep

01:13:37of the family.

01:13:37Everyone knows

01:13:38I don't have much

01:13:38of a future anyway.

01:13:39Stop it.

01:13:40That's not true.

01:13:40That is nonsense.

01:13:42Yeah,

01:13:42there's lots of

01:13:43I was rejected

01:13:43from the IDF.

01:13:49I just needed

01:13:51something to talk

01:13:52about at the table

01:13:53every week

01:13:54so I didn't feel

01:13:55like a complete

01:13:57loser.

01:13:58but there's lots

01:13:59of things

01:14:00you can do.

01:14:00You can sing

01:14:01the olive

01:14:02theft.

01:14:02You work out

01:14:03with those

01:14:03calisthenics

01:14:04in your room.

01:14:05Yes,

01:14:05yes,

01:14:05yes.

01:14:05It's true.

01:14:06What?

01:14:09If I can't

01:14:10defend Israel,

01:14:11then at least

01:14:14I can take

01:14:15the fall for us.

01:14:17Stop it.

01:14:18This is my fault.

01:14:19I should have

01:14:20broken up with him

01:14:20forever ago.

01:14:21I just,

01:14:22I didn't want

01:14:23to hear everyone

01:14:23tell me how wrong

01:14:24I was.

01:14:25It should be me.

01:14:26I should never

01:14:27let things go

01:14:27this far.

01:14:28You know,

01:14:29I have my readings

01:14:30and my conflict

01:14:31resolution seminars,

01:14:32but when the time

01:14:33came to act,

01:14:34I couldn't find

01:14:34the words

01:14:35that you kids

01:14:35needed.

01:14:36I just,

01:14:36I'll tell the police

01:14:38I did it.

01:14:40I put in the

01:14:41luxatives.

01:14:42I was mad

01:14:42at that boy

01:14:43for being mean

01:14:44to my son,

01:14:45so I poisoned him

01:14:46and I should

01:14:47pay the price.

01:14:47No,

01:14:48but Mom.

01:14:48No,

01:14:48I deserve it

01:14:49anyway.

01:14:50Meg,

01:14:52the way I've

01:14:52treated you

01:14:53and then seeing

01:14:55you tonight

01:14:55and the way

01:14:56that you've helped,

01:14:58I just want you

01:15:00to know that

01:15:00no amount

01:15:01of conversion

01:15:02will change

01:15:02the fact

01:15:03that you're

01:15:03already a part

01:15:04of this family.

01:15:08Jordan?

01:15:10Plan B!

01:15:11What?

01:15:11No!

01:15:12No, no, no!

01:15:12Jordan, Jordan!

01:15:15Jordan, don't!

01:15:16No, it's okay.

01:15:17I'm gonna get him

01:15:18in the garbage cart.

01:15:19What?

01:15:20Jordan!

01:15:21No, no, no, no!

01:15:23Go, go, go, go, go, go!

01:15:25Steph Curry!

01:15:28Oh!

01:15:32Um,

01:15:34I think it's time

01:15:37to call an ambulance.

01:15:43What the hell is that?

01:15:47We just got here.

01:15:56We're all

01:15:57horrible.

01:16:01Maybe we should all

01:16:03go to prison together.

01:16:07We should probably

01:16:08start getting our story

01:16:09straight.

01:16:10I don't really care.

01:16:11I'll get it.

01:16:32I'll get it.

01:16:32Mr. Gelfand?

01:16:42Ah, yes.

01:16:43Oh, good to see you, officers.

01:16:45Um,

01:16:46is there a place

01:16:47we can talk?

01:16:48Yeah, sure.

01:16:49Right, right this way.

01:16:50As head of the household,

01:17:01officer, I,

01:17:02I should say that, uh...

01:17:03Hold on.

01:17:04I understand this

01:17:04must be traumatic

01:17:05for all of you,

01:17:06but it's protocol

01:17:07that we

01:17:08clue you which

01:17:08aside for questioning.

01:17:10But before that happens,

01:17:11we found this

01:17:16in the victim's pocket.

01:17:18We have to keep

01:17:19this for evidence,

01:17:20but I think it's only right

01:17:21that you get to hear

01:17:22it firsthand,

01:17:23and not from

01:17:24some reporter.

01:17:26That would be good.

01:17:27Every weekend

01:17:28for the past year,

01:17:30I've witnessed

01:17:30something beautiful.

01:17:32Five family members

01:17:33who barely get along,

01:17:34but no matter

01:17:35how much

01:17:36they're fighting,

01:17:37they still come together

01:17:38every Friday night.

01:17:39We stick together,

01:17:42whether we're in

01:17:42New York or

01:17:43Ethiopia.

01:17:45I'm sorry to do this

01:17:45on this special night,

01:17:48but all the stress

01:17:49finally got to me.

01:17:51You know what they say,

01:17:53running the bank

01:17:54is hard work.

01:17:57Sincerely,

01:17:58Benjamin.

01:18:09There he goes.

01:18:11There he goes.

01:18:39I'm so sorry.

01:18:44I worked with Benji,

01:18:45and he was so funny

01:18:46and such a good guy.

01:18:49He was so sweet

01:18:51and always made me

01:18:52feel so comfortable

01:18:52in the office,

01:18:53and he was really

01:18:54so funny

01:18:56and really just,

01:18:57oh, God.

01:18:59I'm so sorry.

01:19:00Hi, Adam.

01:19:05She was the one

01:19:14who slept with me.

01:19:14I know.

01:19:16You know why

01:19:16it's called a Shiva?

01:19:17Uh, because it's

01:19:18a Shiva?

01:19:19What?

01:19:20Because Shiva

01:19:21means seven in Hebrew

01:19:23and it's supposed

01:19:23to last for seven days.

01:19:26You know,

01:19:27um,

01:19:28if you don't want

01:19:30to take the classes,

01:19:31you really don't have to.

01:19:32When do I get one of those?

01:19:41I don't think you can.

01:19:42I'm going to keep going

01:19:43until I get one.

01:19:44Hello there.

01:19:45Mom, Dad, hi.

01:19:47Hi, honey.

01:19:47John.

01:19:48Dad, what do you,

01:19:49what do you,

01:19:49we just wanted to come by

01:19:51and offer our condolences.

01:19:53And to apologize

01:19:55for leaving early

01:19:56on Friday night.

01:19:57Oh, that's all right.

01:19:59Look, um,

01:20:00we don't remember

01:20:01that night too well.

01:20:02Oh, it was so hectic.

01:20:03Oh, yeah, it was.

01:20:06But, uh,

01:20:07I definitely

01:20:08do not recall

01:20:10meeting a Caucasian Benjamin.

01:20:18I want Thanksgiving.

01:20:22What?

01:20:22I get

01:20:23Meg

01:20:24and David

01:20:25for Thanksgiving

01:20:27every year.

01:20:29I hear Wisconsin

01:20:30is beautiful

01:20:31in the fall.

01:20:31You're going to love it.

01:20:32Yeah.

01:20:33And Christmas

01:20:34and Easter.

01:20:38But sometimes

01:20:39Christmas and Hanukkah

01:20:40overlap.

01:20:41Hanukkah's eight days.

01:20:42You manage.

01:20:43Well, we'll lose

01:20:44some days for travel,

01:20:45especially with snow

01:20:46that time of year.

01:20:47I mean, it's completely...

01:20:47Ellen, Ellen, Ellen.

01:20:49Enough.

01:20:50Okay.

01:20:50Okay?

01:20:51Okay.

01:20:58Now, that's

01:20:59Chutzpah.

01:21:00Oh, yeah.

01:21:02I think

01:21:03they'll make good in-laws.

01:21:05When there's trouble

01:21:29and there's bound to be

01:21:31Don't you worry

01:21:34you can count on me

01:21:36When there's something

01:21:39you get out

01:21:40Just a shame

01:21:41about that boy.

01:21:42Ugh.

01:21:43Terrible.

01:21:44Terrible.

01:21:45Terrible thing.

01:21:47Oh, my God.

01:21:47When there's something

01:21:49running in

01:21:50And there's nowhere

01:21:52to hide

01:21:53All the people

01:21:55Oh, you never finished

01:21:57that joke

01:21:57you were telling me before.

01:21:59What joke?

01:21:59The joke about the rabbi

01:22:00Don't worry the rabbi

01:22:01in the tent

01:22:02It's not such a good joke

01:22:04And they'll be nice

01:22:10When you're fighting

01:22:11for your rights

01:22:12And all your friends

01:22:14will walk away

01:22:16And you'll be strong

01:22:20Cause you had to be

01:22:21for so, so long

01:22:23But I'll be there anyway

01:22:26Cause when you're standing

01:22:29I'm rumbling round

01:22:31And the sky starts

01:22:35tumbling down

01:22:36Well, I will always be around

01:22:41You can count on me

01:22:44You can count on me

01:22:49When you've got to be discreet

01:22:57On your way through town

01:22:59I will be there

01:23:03And when they stop you

01:23:06on the street

01:23:07Trying to break you down

01:23:09I will be there

01:23:13Now ladies

01:23:14They'll attack you

01:23:16till you fall

01:23:17Till you come undone

01:23:19I will be there

01:23:22And when your back's

01:23:26against the wall

01:23:27And there's nowhere

01:23:29And there's nowhere

01:23:31I will be there

01:23:33Cause when you're standing

01:23:35I'm rumbling round

01:23:38Yeah

01:23:38And the sky starts

01:23:41tumbling down

01:23:42Well, I will always

01:23:46be around

01:23:48You can count on me

01:23:50Yeah

01:23:51You can count on me

01:23:55Yeah

01:23:57You can count on me

01:24:00Yeah

01:24:02Yeah

01:24:04You can count on me

01:24:07Yeah

01:24:08You can count on me

01:24:09Yeah

01:24:10You can count on me

01:24:12Yeah

01:24:12You can count on me

01:24:13Yeah

01:24:14You can count on me

01:24:14Yeah

01:24:15You can count on me

01:24:15Yeah

01:24:16You can count on me

01:24:16Yeah

01:24:17You can count on me

01:24:17Yeah

01:24:18You can count on me

01:24:18Yeah

01:24:19You can count on me

01:24:19Yeah

01:24:20You can count on me

01:24:20Yeah

01:24:21You can count on me

01:24:21Yeah

01:24:22You can count on me

01:24:22Yeah

01:24:23You can count on me

01:24:23Yeah

01:24:24You can count on me

01:24:24Yeah

01:24:25You can count on me

01:24:25Yeah

01:24:26You can count on me

01:24:27Yeah

01:24:28You can count on me

01:24:29Yeah

01:24:30You can count on me

01:24:31Yeah

01:24:32You can count on me

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