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00:00:00Okay, okay, this one is better.
00:00:29Another one, oh, you're killing me.
00:00:31Oh, come on, you don't want to hear him, I won't tell him.
00:00:33No, no, no, tell him.
00:00:34Oh, now you want to hear him.
00:00:35Okay, all right.
00:00:37So this rabbi and his prized student are walking in the old country, right?
00:00:42And they decide to pitch their tent for the night in some pasture, and they fall asleep.
00:00:48Yeah.
00:00:49A few hours later, the rabbi wakes up, and he shakes his student and says,
00:00:57Avi, Avi, wake up, look up, what do you see?
00:01:01And he says, I see a million stars, rabbi.
00:01:05And he says, but what do you learn from this?
00:01:09And he thinks, and he looks up and says, oh, shit, what?
00:01:13Sheesh.
00:01:17Sheesh.
00:01:18and she casos, rabbi.
00:01:21And he looks up and says, oh, shit.
00:01:23Yeah.
00:01:23And he hears a million stars.
00:01:23And he picks up at a mission.
00:01:26And he sees a million stars.
00:01:27And he lets you choose a million stars.
00:01:28And he speaks of personal stars.
00:01:30And he says, oh, shit.
00:01:32And he hears the Leafs.
00:01:34He watches this stage.
00:01:35And he sees a million stars during a lifetime.
00:01:38He sees a million stars, rabbi.
00:01:40And he sees a million stars for the Angeles Central Park.
00:02:17We've got to pick up a challah.
00:02:36So, your parents are good on Shabbos?
00:02:39Yeah.
00:02:40They know what this is.
00:02:41They just haven't been to one before.
00:02:43Okay, I just don't want them to freak out.
00:02:45They're not going to freak out.
00:02:47I told them to expect some prayers
00:02:49and to keep their phones in their pockets.
00:02:51Great.
00:02:51Hi, Gary.
00:02:52You guys ready for tonight?
00:02:54How do you know about that?
00:02:55Your dad was here earlier.
00:02:58Okay.
00:02:59You mind putting this on my tab?
00:03:00You know, I'll put it on your mom's.
00:03:02It's the one I was talking about.
00:03:04Love you, Gary.
00:03:04Love you.
00:03:05Oh, watch out.
00:03:29The hottest couple on the Upper West Side coming through.
00:03:32Oh, I don't know about that.
00:03:34Oh, come on now.
00:03:35Oh, David.
00:03:36I got the menorah, brother.
00:03:38You know what it's going to be, right?
00:03:42It's going to be lit.
00:03:42It's going to be lit.
00:03:44So, you guys ready for the night?
00:03:47You talked to my dad?
00:03:48Yeah, we kind of talked a little bit.
00:03:50Y'all nervous?
00:03:51No.
00:03:51Well, you just seemed like...
00:03:54I think I'm like a little...
00:03:55I'm excited.
00:03:56Guys, that'd be fine.
00:03:57Come on.
00:03:57I'll tell you what.
00:03:58When Connell takes over my shift, I'll pop upstairs and smooth things out.
00:04:02You good with in-laws from Wisconsin?
00:04:04I am great with in-laws from Wisconsin.
00:04:06Read my resume, brother.
00:04:08Well, there we go.
00:04:08There we go.
00:04:09And Meg, you have nothing to worry about.
00:04:11Just make sure you sit next to my guy, Richie.
00:04:13Oh, well, I usually sit next to this guy.
00:04:16Maybe I won't this time.
00:04:20Mrs. Grunworth.
00:04:21Good to see you.
00:04:25She seems great.
00:04:27Seriously.
00:04:28I mean, David's cool and all, but Richie?
00:04:30Come on, man.
00:04:30Richie's the shit.
00:04:32Am I right?
00:04:32You are right.
00:04:33She agrees with me.
00:04:34I do agree with you.
00:04:35Ah.
00:04:36Richie is the shit.
00:04:38Good Shabbos, guys.
00:04:39Good Shabbos.
00:04:43It's good Shabbos, right?
00:04:47Yeah, that's it.
00:04:50It's just that your mom always corrects me, so I just, I don't know.
00:04:53No, it's perfect.
00:04:54You said it perfectly.
00:04:55Shabbos.
00:04:56Yeah, you always say it perfectly.
00:04:57Okay.
00:04:58Yeah.
00:04:58It's impeccable.
00:04:59All right.
00:04:59You're so good.
00:05:00Good.
00:05:01You look good.
00:05:01You are good.
00:05:02Marry me.
00:05:03I'm going to.
00:05:05You're welcome.
00:05:07We should have eloped.
00:05:08Yeah, I agree.
00:05:12Okay.
00:05:13Good?
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:17What?
00:05:17It's a best-to-love.
00:05:18Oh, God.
00:05:19What about the macaroni salad?
00:05:19It's best for us.
00:05:21Oh, well, what about the marinated mushrooms?
00:05:23I mean, nobody even likes them.
00:05:25You eat the marries.
00:05:26No, I don't.
00:05:27I've seen you eat it.
00:05:29No, I only eat it because you buy it.
00:05:31I only buy it because you eat it.
00:05:33Good Shabbos.
00:05:34Good Shabbos.
00:05:35Oh, my God.
00:05:36Oh, make a ride.
00:05:38Give a ride.
00:05:39Yeah, yeah.
00:05:40A new bakahala, too.
00:05:42Good Shabbos.
00:05:42Yeah, we got fruit, too.
00:05:44Oh, you got fruit, too.
00:05:45Yeah, they got fruit, too.
00:05:46Can you believe it?
00:05:47Oh, that's so thoughtful.
00:05:48Is it cut?
00:05:49I don't think so.
00:05:49Oh, no, but Alan, I can cut it.
00:05:50Oh, no, that's okay.
00:05:51You enjoy yourself.
00:05:52It's really, it's fine.
00:05:53It's like the one thing I know how to do.
00:05:54Oh, that's a milk knife.
00:06:00Oh, David.
00:06:01Yeah, okay.
00:06:03Right here.
00:06:03Oh, sorry.
00:06:07There you go.
00:06:08Sure.
00:06:11And it's called the Alexander Technique?
00:06:13Yeah, you know, I feel a straight spine gives you a sense of calm, you know, a sense of authority.
00:06:20I like that.
00:06:21Uh-huh.
00:06:22Hey, what did you think of the book, by the way?
00:06:24About Alexander Technique?
00:06:25No, no.
00:06:27Nonviolent Communication, NBC.
00:06:29Oh, NBC, um, you know, I bought it.
00:06:32Oh, hey, David, it's a game changer.
00:06:34I think it's going to help you at the office, too.
00:06:37Um, yeah, you know, I just, I don't know how much it's going to help with negotiations,
00:06:41Dad.
00:06:41David, it is about everything.
00:06:44Every facet of life.
00:06:47Okay.
00:06:51You look insane.
00:06:52But I feel good.
00:06:54All right.
00:06:55Should I cut the other half?
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02Is that okay?
00:07:04I'll take over.
00:07:05No.
00:07:05No, I can do it.
00:07:06No, no, no, it's fine.
00:07:07Please, I enjoy it.
00:07:08It's fine.
00:07:09Could you just...
00:07:09What?
00:07:10I like to serve it in cubes.
00:07:13Yeah.
00:07:13No, I...
00:07:14Totally.
00:07:14It's a quick fix.
00:07:15It's easy.
00:07:16Okay.
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:18Be sure to bring my melon baller next time.
00:07:22Okay.
00:07:25So, um, the rabbi was saying something really funny yesterday after class.
00:07:32Oh, yeah?
00:07:32Yeah.
00:07:33Yeah.
00:07:33He was saying how, well, the good thing about converts is that we bring new genes to the pool.
00:07:40So that can help with diseases like colitis and, um, taste...
00:07:44I don't have colitis.
00:07:46No, I know.
00:07:47No, sorry.
00:07:48I think he meant in, like, general that it's...
00:07:49But no one in our family has that problem.
00:07:52No.
00:07:52Right.
00:07:52So, I think he just...
00:07:54I think he meant it as, like, a joke.
00:07:55Oh.
00:07:56Yeah.
00:07:57Oh, look, David.
00:07:59You have my little Zuzzi toy.
00:08:01Oh, look at the fish.
00:08:02Look at the fish.
00:08:03Look at the fish.
00:08:03Look at the fish.
00:08:04Hey, Mom, do we need some glasses?
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:06Check the dishwasher.
00:08:08Hi, Larry.
00:08:08Oh, you're making little cubes.
00:08:11Did you say hello to your brother?
00:08:12Uh, no, I was helping Dad with the...
00:08:14Well, go say hi.
00:08:15He probably heard you come in.
00:08:16I bet he's already offended.
00:08:18I'll be right back.
00:08:19You want to be right back?
00:08:20Uh-huh.
00:08:22Richard, I was talking to Jordan downstairs.
00:08:24He loves you.
00:08:25Oh, Jordan's the shit.
00:08:35Okay, come on.
00:08:36You can do that on the balcony.
00:08:37Uh, no, thank you.
00:08:38I've heard enough from your dad about oral fixations.
00:08:41Where are you texting?
00:08:43You want to check it?
00:08:45We're 20 minutes late.
00:08:47Can you please just...
00:08:48Tell him I'm parking the car.
00:08:50What?
00:08:51What?
00:08:52No car.
00:08:53No car on Chavez.
00:08:55We don't drive on Chavez.
00:08:57And yet.
00:09:00Okay, this is what we'll say.
00:09:02We forgot the wine.
00:09:03Here, take this.
00:09:04So you went to pick it up on 74th Street.
00:09:08Great.
00:09:08So can you say it?
00:09:11We forgot the wine and I got it.
00:09:13And on 74th Street.
00:09:16On 74th.
00:09:19This is mine.
00:09:20I'm taking this.
00:09:21Okay?
00:09:30Richard!
00:09:30Richard!
00:09:31There won't be anything left for dinner.
00:09:33Hello?
00:09:34Finally.
00:09:35She's here.
00:09:35Avila!
00:09:42What happened?
00:09:43What do you mean?
00:09:44The Uber just was late.
00:09:45Well, you should have checked Lyft.
00:09:47The fastest option would be driving.
00:09:49What?
00:09:50Hey, Avila.
00:09:51Hey!
00:09:51Hi!
00:09:52Oh.
00:09:53Where's Benjamin?
00:09:53Is he coming?
00:09:54Yeah, he's coming.
00:09:55He's just grabbing wine.
00:09:57Oh.
00:09:57And things are good?
00:09:58Yeah.
00:10:00Very good.
00:10:01Good.
00:10:01With your face.
00:10:03Why are you doing that?
00:10:04What?
00:10:05No.
00:10:05Nothing.
00:10:09You did mention that.
00:10:11Mom!
00:10:11No.
00:10:12Nothing.
00:10:12Good.
00:10:13I'm glad everything's good.
00:10:14Great.
00:10:14Okay, good.
00:10:15Good.
00:10:15I'm glad it's great.
00:10:16It's very good.
00:10:17Good.
00:10:26Yeah?
00:10:27Uh, it's David.
00:10:30Alexa, pause.
00:10:31Pause, bitch.
00:10:34Hey, bud.
00:10:39Hey, I'd hug you, but I'm really sweaty.
00:10:41That's okay.
00:10:42Those my boxers?
00:10:45No.
00:10:46Why don't you get in the shower, ma'am?
00:10:48No, I'm way too stressed right now.
00:10:50That's nice.
00:10:51I thought Abby was the only one who cared about making a good impression.
00:10:54What are you talking about?
00:10:55Abby only gives a shit about herself.
00:10:57The way she lets her boyfriend speak to me?
00:10:59It's disgusting.
00:11:00Let's just maybe, like, cool it on Benjamin.
00:11:02Benjamin, that slimy cocksuck.
00:11:04Okay.
00:11:04Imagine if I had a girlfriend who's rude to Abby.
00:11:06You think I'd try to be fair?
00:11:08Do you think I would giggle and say it'd be nice?
00:11:10No.
00:11:10No.
00:11:10No.
00:11:11I get mad at my girlfriend.
00:11:13And I probably already would have dumped her by this point.
00:11:15She's the type of person to denigrate my siblings.
00:11:18So this has nothing to do with Meg's parents?
00:11:21I don't know Meg's parents.
00:11:22Well, you know, they're...
00:11:23I'm sure they're fine.
00:11:24Meg's really nice.
00:11:24Adam, they're coming for dinner tonight?
00:11:27Oh, cool.
00:11:28Excited to meet them.
00:11:29Yeah, so maybe don't start any shit with Abby or...
00:11:31Benjamin, the philandering cocksuck?
00:11:33Sure, yeah, the cocksuck.
00:11:34Just be quiet or be nice, please.
00:11:37He starts shit with me, man.
00:11:38I know.
00:11:39You know that.
00:11:39I know, but these people, they're, like, not used to families arguing.
00:11:45What, are they Mormon?
00:11:46No, they're polite.
00:11:47Okay?
00:11:48So please, I am...
00:11:49Okay, okay, don't worry.
00:11:51I won't strike first.
00:11:52But if he provokes me, I will respond with full force.
00:11:58Okay.
00:12:02Oh.
00:12:03Right back to it.
00:12:17David!
00:12:18Hey, Ben!
00:12:19What's crappin' in?
00:12:20Uh-huh.
00:12:20Any secret, uh, tips for me?
00:12:23Tips?
00:12:24Merges?
00:12:25Acquisitions?
00:12:26No.
00:12:26No.
00:12:27Only, uh...
00:12:28Well, Meg's parents are coming tonight.
00:12:29So, so the merging of fam- of families.
00:12:33I'm sorry, man.
00:12:34That is rough.
00:12:35Well, listen.
00:12:37Don't worry about it.
00:12:38Just keep playing the role of nice boyfriend and look to the bachelor party.
00:12:42Bachelor party.
00:12:43You know, where it's gonna be, what we're gonna do.
00:12:45I haven't really thought about it that much.
00:12:47Um, oh, you know what?
00:12:49Meg and her friends are doing a spa day.
00:12:50Maybe we can hop on that train.
00:12:53That's good.
00:12:54You're in character.
00:12:55Uh.
00:12:56All right.
00:12:56Ben, uh, just a small favor.
00:12:58Um, could you just maybe take it easy on Adam tonight?
00:13:01You know, try to avoid any open conflict.
00:13:03What?
00:13:03Did he say something?
00:13:04No.
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05It's just, you know, last week and the week before that.
00:13:07I never started.
00:13:08I know.
00:13:08You know that.
00:13:09I know.
00:13:09Why would I pick a fight with a toddler?
00:13:11It's exactly the type of thing you should say.
00:13:13David, David, you'll be great.
00:13:15Not worried.
00:13:16About me.
00:13:19Everyone.
00:13:20Phone's off and away.
00:13:22It's time to light.
00:13:24Abby, come.
00:13:25Richard.
00:13:26Sorry.
00:13:27Did you light yet?
00:13:27Oh, no, no.
00:13:28I haven't practiced the blessing enough yet.
00:13:29It's fine.
00:13:30Okay, well, now's your chance.
00:13:32Let's go.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:37Take care.
00:14:03Adonai, Eloheinu melech alam,
00:14:09asher kiddushanu be mitzvah ta'v,
00:14:13betzivanu lachad nikmer,
00:14:17sher shabbat.
00:14:21You crushed that.
00:14:23Good Shabbos. Good Shabbos.
00:14:25Good Shabbos. Good Shabbos.
00:14:27Good Shabbos.
00:14:33Oh, hey Benj. Richie.
00:14:43Hey. How are you doing? Good.
00:14:45You good? Yeah, what do you got there?
00:14:47A little Galena Bordeaux. Galena?
00:14:49Grapes from Israel, but the varietal's from France.
00:14:51Varietal? Varietal.
00:14:53It's got the wax seal. That's how you know it's fancy.
00:14:55Oh, that's wonderful. Thank you.
00:14:57Yeah, happy to. Thank you Ben.
00:14:59But you know what? I go for the Reserva tequila.
00:15:03God, I hate it here.
00:15:09I don't think we're gonna do it anymore.
00:15:11No.
00:15:13Meg, I tell you, tonight is gonna be terrific.
00:15:15I promise you, I have a million questions for your parents.
00:15:19Here you go, Ben.
00:15:20I'm so happy to hear that, Richard.
00:15:22I do love that we pre-game family dinner.
00:15:24Yeah. Well, you know, Wisconsin is the number one exporter of cheese.
00:15:28So one state is making all this delightful cheese for everybody to enjoy.
00:15:34Cheese. Yeah.
00:15:35You know her parents aren't farmers, right?
00:15:36Yeah, but my grandpa was a cheese fanatic, so my dad loves talking cheese.
00:15:40God, I'm Miss Derry. I would murder for a slice of pizza.
00:15:43Yeah, not as long as we share a bath. Cheers.
00:15:45Richie, what do we got?
00:15:47Oh, that's a tequila Cosmo.
00:15:49How long has it been?
00:15:50Oh, since I've had pizza or dairy in general?
00:15:53Alan, it's such a good question.
00:15:54I wanna say, God, I wanna say college.
00:15:57Maybe even earlier. It's been a while.
00:15:59That would kill me.
00:16:00Where is Adam?
00:16:02Probably taking a nap.
00:16:03No, he's changing, Ben.
00:16:05You know, Adam's been working out a lot.
00:16:08You know, he's really dedicated.
00:16:09He's very buff. He's become very buff.
00:16:12Yeah, I mean, not mass, but dense.
00:16:14Yeah, yeah, he works out in his room.
00:16:16You know, just simple calisthenics.
00:16:18Try going to a gym.
00:16:19Well...
00:16:20Adam's a homebody, right?
00:16:21Yeah, but he doesn't, like, work. Doesn't explore.
00:16:24Well, he worked for Benjamin this summer.
00:16:26For two weeks.
00:16:27It was a memorable two weeks.
00:16:28He knows what he wants, and he knows what he doesn't want.
00:16:30He refused to learn PowerPoint.
00:16:32Abby.
00:16:33Hey, Adam.
00:16:36Hey, Adam.
00:16:37Hey, the golden intern.
00:16:39Good thing you don't need to use PowerPoint and the Navy SEALs.
00:16:42There he is.
00:16:44Does the Israeli army have a Navy SEALs, Adam?
00:16:47It's called Shayetet, IDF's most elite combat unit.
00:16:50IDF? You can't go to the IDF. What do they need you for?
00:16:54I'm sure any military would welcome young men in peak physical condition.
00:16:57Physical and mental condition. Don't forget your sharp mind, Adam.
00:17:00Mom, the food smells delicious.
00:17:02How can you go to the IDF if you don't even speak the language?
00:17:05I know the alefbet, the building blocks of the language.
00:17:09Wow, that's impressive.
00:17:10I really don't think you need a comment.
00:17:13Alefbet, gimel da let pay.
00:17:15Sing it, Adam.
00:17:16I am singing it.
00:17:17And then it's Vav, right?
00:17:18Yeah, Vav.
00:17:19Wow, very good man.
00:17:20I think he's ready to deploy.
00:17:21What is with you?
00:17:22You have this weird obsession.
00:17:23I'm saying nice things.
00:17:24You're all acting like he's an idiot.
00:17:25We're not saying that he's an idiot.
00:17:26No one's saying that he's an idiot.
00:17:27I need a Klonopin.
00:17:28Oh, Adam.
00:17:29It's not ah.
00:17:30There's no ah.
00:17:31Yeah, but Klonopin gets you all constipated.
00:17:32Ah!
00:17:33Great.
00:17:34Now he's going to be pissed all of dinner.
00:17:35No, he's about to get zonked out.
00:17:36This will be better.
00:17:38Oh, Adam.
00:17:39It's not ah.
00:17:40There's no ah.
00:17:41Yeah, but the Klonopin gets you all constipated.
00:17:42Ah!
00:17:43Great, now he's going to be pissed all of dinner.
00:17:44No, he's about to get zonked out.
00:17:45This will be better.
00:17:47Whoah!
00:17:48Whoah!
00:17:49Whoah!
00:17:50Whoah!
00:17:51Whoah!
00:17:52Whoah!
00:17:53Whoah!
00:17:54Whoah!
00:17:55Whoah!
00:17:56Whoah!
00:17:57Whoah!
00:17:58Whoah!
00:17:59Whoah!
00:18:00Whoah!
00:18:01Whoah!
00:18:02Whoah!
00:18:03Whoah!
00:18:04Whoah!
00:18:05Whoah!
00:18:06Whoah!
00:18:07Hey, David, got an idea for you.
00:18:30Maybe you should chill a little.
00:18:31All the nights to do this stupid bullshit, pick a fight.
00:18:33See, so it's not about Adam.
00:18:35It's just about you and your perfect night.
00:18:37You're so self-obsessed.
00:18:38What's wrong with that?
00:18:39Okay, they're running late.
00:18:40Thank God.
00:18:41Adam!
00:18:42Adam!
00:18:43Hey!
00:18:44Big A!
00:18:45How are you feeling, sweetie?
00:18:46Thank you all for the concern, but I'm always one Klonopin away from total serenity.
00:18:52That's good, Adam.
00:18:53It is good, Abby.
00:18:55It's very good.
00:18:57Some Klonopin and a little mindfulness.
00:18:59That's the key.
00:19:00It's probably pretty important for the Army.
00:19:03It's definitely key, Meg.
00:19:05Based on my research, a good soldier has to ignore every distraction.
00:19:10No matter how morally debased his enemy is.
00:19:15Dad, can I refill your glass?
00:19:17Oh, sure.
00:19:18I think the Klonopin's helping.
00:19:20Who knows?
00:19:21Hey, who wants to play Bananagrams while we're waiting?
00:19:23Oh, my God.
00:19:24I do.
00:19:25No one wants to play, but do you want to play?
00:19:26Well, I would.
00:19:27Maybe after dinner.
00:19:28No, I'll set it up.
00:19:29Just a round.
00:19:30No, she said after dinner.
00:19:31Well, do a warm-up.
00:19:32We said no.
00:19:33Look, you know, we always start playing and you love it.
00:19:34Let's try it.
00:19:35No, but she wants to play.
00:19:36Okay.
00:19:37Dad.
00:19:38Agree.
00:19:39Nobody wants to play.
00:19:40Okay.
00:19:41Just an idea.
00:19:42We'll play after dinner.
00:19:43Okay.
00:19:44It's never as good after dinner because people are drunk and tired.
00:19:55Beth.
00:19:56John.
00:19:59All the way from Milwaukee.
00:20:02Beth.
00:20:04John.
00:20:05Big John.
00:20:06Thanks for coming all the way from Milwaukee.
00:20:09I love you.
00:20:10Hey, Papa John, don't say that.
00:20:13You got this.
00:20:20Hey, Ben, you really...
00:20:35Hold her.
00:20:36Hold her.
00:20:37Hold her.
00:20:38Hold her.
00:20:39Hold her.
00:20:40I'm not saying he was being nice.
00:20:41You're...
00:20:42I'm just saying he was trying to make conversation.
00:20:43And I'm saying I don't think it was a good conversation.
00:20:44I agree.
00:20:45Okay.
00:20:46Well, maybe if somebody asked him a question, he wouldn't feel the need to discuss Adam.
00:20:47So you're saying that mom is not warm enough to Benjamin and you're saying that Benjamin
00:20:48focuses on topics that are not really helpful in terms of the family dynamic.
00:20:52Why is he doing that?
00:20:53Why is he saying everything we're saying?
00:20:54Why is he saying everything we're saying?
00:20:55It's that book.
00:20:56It tells him to narrate conversations.
00:20:57Well, we wouldn't need a narrator if everybody would read the book.
00:21:00NVC Nonviolent Communication.
00:21:01You should put Adam first.
00:21:02Adam is family.
00:21:03He's gonna be around forever.
00:21:04Benjamin, we're not so sure.
00:21:05What does that mean?
00:21:06Well, I mean, you're the one who said that, you know...
00:21:07Not now.
00:21:08A couple of weeks ago, you said you were going to break up with him.
00:21:10But I haven't found the right moment.
00:21:11It's tough to find the right moment when you're so far apart.
00:21:14He lives in Williamsburg.
00:21:15If you have to go over a bridge, it might as well be Jersey.
00:21:17Hey, where is Benjamin?
00:21:18We have to go over a bridge, it might as well be Jersey.
00:21:20Hey, where is Benjamin?
00:21:21I need to go over a boat.
00:21:22You can't even find a boat.
00:21:23I need to go over it.
00:21:24You can't even find a boat.
00:21:25What's the boat that you're going to do?
00:21:26I need to go over a boat.
00:21:27I need to go over it.
00:21:28I need to be a boat.
00:21:29I'm going over to him.
00:21:30I need to go over it.
00:21:32I need to go over it.
00:21:33have to go over a bridge it might as well be jersey hey where is benjamin i need to apologize
00:21:38to him for what dad please don't he needs to know that i have things to say to him he doesn't
00:21:44and he's probably gonna be a while well that's because he's hurting i think it's because he has
00:21:48an issue what issue it's like a medical thing what do you care i don't care i just didn't know
00:21:55he had an issue it's just colitis he's not dying yeah what is that exactly it's the reason he can't
00:22:01have dairy colitis makes the linings of your intestines all puffy doesn't the mesh besher
00:22:06kid has that what was his name going to the bathroom becomes a very dangerous thing ron ron mesh besher
00:22:11well you said that the rabbi said something funny about colitis right um no no no it was it was a
00:22:18offensive oh okay yeah
00:22:19are you doing in there
00:22:44hello
00:22:50bench yeah yeah that's great that's yeah no that's very funny say nothing if you're okay
00:23:01okay i feel like mom knows i drive on chavis if she knew you'd know wow can't you just tell her
00:23:20that benjamin drives and you're just like in the car and you know you could try you're like hey mom
00:23:28sometimes i get in a car on chavis officer sometimes i travel with a kilo in my carrier
00:23:34well whatever i don't think it could be worse than her reaction to when david told her about
00:23:40our engagement oh no what'd she say i told you what she said no you just told me that she disapproved
00:23:45oh no you can tell her yeah yeah you can do it fine tell her all right it was uh after grandpa died
00:23:54and she was sitting shiva and um perfect timing i don't know i thought now's as good a time as any
00:24:00she'll never be more upset than she is right now so i sat down next to her and i said mom
00:24:06i proposed to meg and she said yes you're welcome thank you and she turned to me and did that blank
00:24:13stare that she does perfect and just goes i just started mourning my father now i have to mourn my son
00:24:22yeah yeah well yeah it's been a while though i'm pretty sure she loves me now i mean she has
00:24:33gotten better she has you know i mean ever since you started taking the classes uh you know i'm on
00:24:38your side right no i know i just like my parents there too what do you mean well they're just firmly
00:24:45catholic and i kind of want them to be on board with the whole conversion thing and they're just a
00:24:50little yeah that's sweet that's really sweet david can i talk to you for a minute sure bud
00:24:58is he okay well no he's on pills and they're not working nice he won't come out okay he's been
00:25:12in there for many minutes okay benjamin everything okay in there
00:25:17there's something i need to say okay benjamin took my laxatives what do you mean he
00:25:47asked me for laxative so i gave him one benjamin asked you for a laxative
00:25:54did you slip him a laxative did you actually do that you know he has colitis now i do oh god okay
00:26:05okay so you gave him a laxative three three i gave him three that's so many i questioned you about her
00:26:09because you know you don't know how much he's gonna drink right of course basic science that's what
00:26:14you're supposed to make him say why are you like this of course you pull the shit on the one night
00:26:18that makes parents are coming to town you know what he is such a prick to me it's not this was just a
00:26:21goof there i was just rising him let's just find the key
00:26:31adam
00:26:32oh god oh god oh god what oh i smell it all right benji i'm coming in
00:26:43oh god
00:26:56does he have a pulse no adam does he have a pulse no initiating compressions
00:27:03should i what should i do should i do the mouth work or no that's obsolete yeah don't worry i never lose
00:27:10he's a goner
00:27:20okay okay wait wait wait wait what we have to discuss there's nothing to discuss
00:27:30wait wait wait wait i just want to make sure you don't do anything stupid
00:27:36me okay wait he's toast okay there's absolutely no chance of him surviving look i understand and i'm
00:27:44here for you and i love you you're my brother but right now we gotta call an ambulance no no no david david
00:27:49David, David, David.
00:27:50Okay, he's been in there for well over eight minutes.
00:27:54He's toast.
00:27:55Stop saying that!
00:27:56Nobody says that!
00:27:57But he is!
00:27:58We're not just gonna leave a dead body in there!
00:28:00You share it as soon as they do the blood work.
00:28:02It's gonna be obvious what happened to him.
00:28:04Why?
00:28:05Because he has a prescription laxative in his system,
00:28:07and there's only one person in this house who can't take a shit.
00:28:10Well, hopefully you don't check for that.
00:28:12Hopefully!
00:28:13Get out of my way!
00:28:15Adam, stop!
00:28:16Stop it!
00:28:19This is nice!
00:28:25Yes.
00:28:26No, no!
00:28:27That's great.
00:28:28I'm gonna go to Rikers.
00:28:29Rikers is closing.
00:28:30I definitely jailed it.
00:28:31Yeah.
00:28:32Look, this was an accident, okay?
00:28:35I can handle warfare.
00:28:38We both know that.
00:28:40I'm not in jail.
00:28:41I can't do jail.
00:28:42I won't get a gun.
00:28:47Look.
00:28:48Make any call you want to.
00:28:52But he is dead.
00:28:54So if you make this decision,
00:28:56you are just rolling the dice with my life.
00:29:01Meg.
00:29:02Your parents know us for seven.
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:05Yeah, they're on their way.
00:29:06Okay.
00:29:07It's okay.
00:29:08Abby.
00:29:09Can you wait for dinner?
00:29:10Oh, no.
00:29:11It's, uh, chew weed.
00:29:12It's not real food.
00:29:13How come you let her eat something but not me?
00:29:14She's not eating the dinner.
00:29:15It's for the guests.
00:29:16It's a technical difference.
00:29:17Abby.
00:29:18Yeah.
00:29:19Can we have a quick sibling conference?
00:29:20For what?
00:29:21Surprise.
00:29:22Hi.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24They're very close.
00:29:25I know.
00:29:26I know.
00:29:27I'm gonna leave.
00:29:28Uh, did you...
00:29:29Uh, did you, uh...
00:29:30What are you doing?
00:29:31It's a sibling conference.
00:29:32I know.
00:29:33I know.
00:29:34I know.
00:29:35I know.
00:29:36It's a sibling conference.
00:29:37I know.
00:29:38I know.
00:29:39I know.
00:29:40I know.
00:29:41I know.
00:29:42I know, I know.
00:29:43You're very close.
00:29:44I know.
00:29:45I know.
00:29:46I have a lady.
00:29:47Uh, bitch, uh...
00:29:49What are you doing?
00:29:50It's a sibling conference.
00:29:52What's wrong with him?
00:29:53Hello.
00:29:54Before we continue, um, I think it's important for you to remember you've been trying to find
00:29:58the right way to break up with Benjamin.
00:30:00Shush it.
00:30:01Don't worry.
00:30:02He can't hear us.
00:30:04How do you know?
00:30:06Uh...
00:30:08Is that a turd?
00:30:11God, Dustin.
00:30:22Is he...
00:30:23Is he dead?
00:30:25No.
00:30:26No, he's not dead.
00:30:28Hey...
00:30:29Hey, Beach.
00:30:30Okay, so he is dead, but I just really don't want you to scream.
00:30:34Uh...
00:30:36Hey.
00:30:37Is everything okay?
00:30:38Everything's good.
00:30:39Everything's great.
00:30:40Hey.
00:30:41Dad, could I bother you for a quick chat?
00:30:46Well...
00:30:47Yeah, sure.
00:30:48Great.
00:30:49Mm.
00:30:50Good night.
00:30:51I love you.
00:30:53Okay.
00:31:02So, David tells me you're going to share a Devar Torah?
00:31:06Uh-huh.
00:31:07Yep.
00:31:08It's from class.
00:31:09Oh, good.
00:31:10Good.
00:31:11Yeah.
00:31:12It's good.
00:31:16You know, I actually, um, I mostly learned about the New Testament growing up.
00:31:21So, it has been really cool reading up on the Torah.
00:31:25It's like the prequel.
00:31:29Well, I don't know if it's the prequel.
00:31:31It's the main one.
00:31:32Um...
00:31:33Right.
00:31:34Right.
00:31:35No, yeah.
00:31:36I...
00:31:37That's...
00:31:38That's what I meant.
00:31:39Um...
00:31:40You know...
00:31:41Judaism is, um...
00:31:42Well, it...
00:31:43It's something that I have always wanted to find out more about.
00:31:47You know, like the culture and, um, the TV shows of people living in New York City.
00:31:58Yeah.
00:31:59Look, Meg.
00:32:01We appreciate you taking the classes.
00:32:04And...
00:32:06Clearly, you're very bright and kind.
00:32:09I feel like there's a buck coming.
00:32:10And...
00:32:11It's...
00:32:12It's like I have this house plant that was given to me by my mother.
00:32:18That...
00:32:19She got from her mother.
00:32:21In Germany.
00:32:22Who...
00:32:23Who received it from her mother.
00:32:24Who was given it by her mother.
00:32:26And...
00:32:27And...
00:32:28And so on.
00:32:29For...
00:32:30A hundred generations.
00:32:31It's a long time.
00:32:32And now, it feels like...
00:32:36Like I'm handing this house plant over to someone.
00:32:39Who took an online course in gardening.
00:32:47Classes are in person.
00:33:00Hi, Soraya.
00:33:01Dad, dad, dad.
00:33:02Dad, please stop mumbling.
00:33:04He's not mumbling.
00:33:05He's praying.
00:33:06I don't care.
00:33:07Stop it.
00:33:08Stop yelling.
00:33:09Oh, great.
00:33:10Let's do your thing then.
00:33:11I'm gonna stop yelling if you do something about your son murdering my boyfriend!
00:33:15Please, just...
00:33:16Please be quiet.
00:33:17You know, in Korea, they respect their elders.
00:33:19It moved to Korea!
00:33:20Look, Abby, I told you, this was a harmless accident.
00:33:23Dad?
00:33:24Harmless?
00:33:25Harmless!
00:33:26We need to do something before Meg's parents get here.
00:33:27Oh, because what could be more important than Meg's parents?
00:33:29Abby wants to betray us.
00:33:30Me!
00:33:31You didn't mean to do it, right?
00:33:32No!
00:33:33Of course not!
00:33:34Stop doing that!
00:33:35Why?
00:33:36Protecting him!
00:33:37I did everything I could to get you that job!
00:33:39It was an unpaid interest...
00:33:40I don't care what it was!
00:33:41He was my boyfriend and now he's dead!
00:33:43Weren't you gonna break up with him?
00:33:46Maybe!
00:33:47I'm definitely not gonna pretend like it didn't happen!
00:33:51Like just some spoiled, manipulative...
00:33:54Benjamin cheated on you!
00:33:58You think I quit because of PowerPoint?
00:34:00I quit because he was gallivanting around, making a cuck out of my sister with some blonde at the...
00:34:05Okay, that's enough!
00:34:13Oh my god, you knew.
00:34:18And you stayed with him.
00:34:21They RSVP'd to a wedding.
00:34:24Abby...
00:34:25Please.
00:34:28What's mom gonna say?
00:34:30She won't mind.
00:34:32How's that?
00:34:33We won't tell her.
00:34:35What the hell is going on?
00:34:36Shmah Yisrael Ad-nayel E-lehen Ad-nayel E-chad
00:34:39Shmah Yisrael Ad-nayel E-lehen Ad-nayel E-chad
00:34:40Okay, Mom!
00:34:47Oh, my God!
00:34:51Mom, it's okay!
00:34:56It's okay!
00:34:57Oh, that poor boy!
00:35:00Mom, we need to talk about that!
00:35:03Oh, my God!
00:35:04Oh, my God!
00:35:05Oh, my God!
00:35:06Oh, that poor boy!
00:35:07Mom, we need to talk about that!
00:35:09Oh, my God!
00:35:10That poor boy!
00:35:11What did you do?
00:35:12Do you want a lot of him?
00:35:22No, exactly.
00:35:23Now I do one prank, and I'm the bad guy.
00:35:25Yes, you literally just murdered someone.
00:35:27I wasn't trying to murder him.
00:35:28There were more efficient ways of doing that.
00:35:30Okay, I think we should all agree that what Adam did was a freak accident.
00:35:32And now we are all covering up a murder, which is against the law!
00:35:35Not if you do it well.
00:35:36Oh, my God, you are so creepy.
00:35:38Truly, I think he has to face the consequences of his actions.
00:35:41So what, we just accept that Adam goes to jail?
00:35:43Abby wants me to get rammed in the air!
00:35:45Oh, say that!
00:35:46No, don't say that!
00:35:47It's homophobic!
00:35:48It's not!
00:35:49It kind of is!
00:35:50You should care for your brothers half as much as you care about policing our speech.
00:35:53Oh, are you serious right now?
00:35:55I don't know what I am.
00:35:56Abby, I just want to say I don't blame you at all for being upset.
00:35:58I mean, this is horrific.
00:35:59Thank you so much for understanding.
00:36:00I'm really very sorry.
00:36:01Okay, what he did was stupid, but it was an accident.
00:36:04His life should be ruined because of an accident.
00:36:06I could give a shit!
00:36:07Now it's about being practical, okay?
00:36:09We've got to either come up with a plan or call this in because then we're all screwed.
00:36:12Okay, now let's come up with a plan!
00:36:13Fine!
00:36:14The plan.
00:36:15I don't have a plan, but I do know that we're all going to figure this out because everyone
00:36:26here is family.
00:36:28Is he dead?
00:36:32I don't need to.
00:36:33I don't need to.
00:36:34I don't need to.
00:36:35I don't need to.
00:36:36I don't need to.
00:36:37I don't need to.
00:36:38I don't need to.
00:36:39I don't need to.
00:36:40I don't need to.
00:36:41I need you to.
00:36:42I don't need you.
00:36:43I want you to.
00:36:44Excuse me.
00:36:45I want you to explain.
00:36:46Please.
00:36:47Please, Mike.
00:36:48And if there was any chance he would be okay, I promise you we would have already
00:36:50called an ambulance.
00:36:51Just don't do anything suddenly.
00:36:52It was a prank accident and now Adam is implicated.
00:36:54Don't tell me that.
00:36:55Well, it's true.
00:36:56Don't do anything suddenly.
00:36:57Please.
00:36:58Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
00:36:59Maybe something.
00:37:00Meg!
00:37:03I love you, and this is your choice.
00:37:06I wanted you!
00:37:07Meg, please don't call the police.
00:37:09I'm calling my parents.
00:37:11It's canceled.
00:37:12Oh, thank God.
00:37:18Hello, this is John.
00:37:19Shit.
00:37:20He's not answering, but we texted earlier,
00:37:22and they said that they were running late.
00:37:23Right, so we should just assume that they're coming any minute now.
00:37:26Oh, yeah.
00:37:26Can we think of an idea, just anything,
00:37:28anything that could possibly save Adam?
00:37:30Thanks, Mom.
00:37:31Okay, so if they find Benjamin's body here,
00:37:33that's an obvious connection to Adam.
00:37:34You need to move Benjamin to his apartment.
00:37:37Right?
00:37:38You know, give him one of those New York deaths.
00:37:43Okay.
00:37:45What is that?
00:37:47You know, somebody dies in their apartment,
00:37:50and then they just lay there for a couple of days
00:37:52until somebody else smells the body,
00:37:54and then they call the landlord and they find him.
00:37:57Ugh.
00:37:58So we just drive Benjamin to his apartment and leave him there.
00:38:01Yeah, that's the plan.
00:38:02Can you go downstairs and change out of your murder pants?
00:38:04Well, what car do you plan on using?
00:38:06Benjamin's.
00:38:07It's on the way in Brooklyn!
00:38:10Oh.
00:38:10You drove here?
00:38:14How is this worse than murder?
00:38:16Oh.
00:38:17Mom, lock it up.
00:38:18If we're going to do something, we need to do it immediately.
00:38:20Where is Keys?
00:38:21I'll get them.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:25No, not okay.
00:38:26We cannot move Benjamin to his car.
00:38:29What?
00:38:29Why not?
00:38:31Curry.
00:38:32Hey, Jordan.
00:38:37Oh, shit.
00:38:37Bruh.
00:38:38Sorry.
00:38:39Yo, you good?
00:38:40You're looking kind of bad right now.
00:38:42No, I'm fine.
00:38:42I'm fine.
00:38:43I'm fine.
00:38:43Could you maybe, um...
00:38:45Do me a little...
00:38:46Just a little favor.
00:38:48Yeah?
00:38:48It's kind of a huge one.
00:38:49Okay.
00:38:50Could you maybe just delete all the lobby footage for the rest of the night?
00:38:56Delete the footage?
00:38:57Uh-huh.
00:38:57Oh, shit.
00:39:01What's going on?
00:39:03What's going on?
00:39:05Nothing.
00:39:06Obviously, it's not nothing you're asking me to delete the footage.
00:39:09It's just something that I really can't get into right now.
00:39:11It's really hard to explain.
00:39:12Come on.
00:39:12You can tell me.
00:39:13I really can't.
00:39:14Yes, you can.
00:39:14Look at you, man.
00:39:15Obviously, you need my help.
00:39:16No, believe me.
00:39:19Please.
00:39:21This is something that you can't help with.
00:39:24Okay, Jordan?
00:39:24This is, um...
00:39:25This is as bad as it gets.
00:39:30Is Richie okay?
00:39:32Oh, yeah, he's fine.
00:39:32Oh, my God.
00:39:34Look, bro, I don't know what this is, but I know you need my help.
00:39:37I mean, you're basically asking me to...
00:39:41Don't you think it's suspicious if Friday's footage just disappeared?
00:39:44Why?
00:39:47You should ask me to delete the whole drive.
00:39:50Is that possible?
00:39:51Yes.
00:39:51David, you guys, the Gelfins, your family, bro.
00:39:56Richie talks to me about real shit.
00:39:58Richie talks to me about Jewish shit, bro.
00:40:01You know I've been there 15 years?
00:40:03Mm-hmm.
00:40:03And there's only one apartment I rock with.
00:40:0710B.
00:40:07You'll do it?
00:40:11You'll delete the footage?
00:40:12Absolutely.
00:40:14Jordan, thank you so much.
00:40:16No, no problem.
00:40:17Just thank you.
00:40:18All right, now let me upstairs to help you fix this.
00:40:25Don't look at me like that, brother.
00:40:26We're family, right?
00:40:28Can't be nothing I haven't seen before.
00:40:32Jordan.
00:40:32And now that I'm involved in whatever this is, I gotta make sure you don't mess it up.
00:40:40They're not picking you up.
00:40:41This is John.
00:40:42You should go down and wait for them, right?
00:40:44Yeah.
00:40:44What's poppin', 10B?
00:40:47Jordan, you're here.
00:40:50Why are you here?
00:40:52He's gonna help us.
00:40:53That's right.
00:40:54I'm gonna help you guys.
00:40:55David.
00:40:56Jordan, I think we should go.
00:40:57Uh, no.
00:40:58We're not going anywhere.
00:41:00We're not going anywhere.
00:41:01What are you doing here?
00:41:04Uh, Adam.
00:41:05Hi.
00:41:06Skipping leg day I see.
00:41:07Meg, how's it going so far?
00:41:10Could be better.
00:41:11All right.
00:41:12I'm gonna get you out of this.
00:41:13He's gonna get us out of it.
00:41:14You know Pulp Fiction, uh, the guy with the suit?
00:41:16The guy with the suit.
00:41:17Sam Jackson.
00:41:18The white one.
00:41:18John Travolta?
00:41:19Nope, the one with the mustache.
00:41:20Mario.
00:41:22The wolf.
00:41:23Bingo.
00:41:23The wolf.
00:41:26I'm your wolf, baby.
00:41:27We are so fucked.
00:41:28Now.
00:41:29Show me what's up.
00:41:34What could be the big deal?
00:41:37All right.
00:41:37Why is he on his back?
00:41:38You gotta roll him on his side.
00:41:40Love him.
00:41:41Okay, you gotta roll him on his side.
00:41:50He's toast.
00:41:51Uh-huh.
00:41:52Big time.
00:41:53Why didn't anyone say he's dead?
00:41:54Well, Jordan, I imply...
00:41:59How, David?
00:42:00Hmm?
00:42:00How?
00:42:02When you said you needed help?
00:42:03I was very stern with how I said that we needed help.
00:42:06I'm a freaking doorman.
00:42:08Helped me?
00:42:09Changing a light bulb.
00:42:11Finding Richard's orthotics upstairs.
00:42:13I don't do dead body, David.
00:42:16Oh, God.
00:42:17I just...
00:42:17I...
00:42:18I thought, you know, you were so insistent.
00:42:21I mean, you just...
00:42:22Never imply dead.
00:42:24Never imply dead.
00:42:26You say dead.
00:42:27You don't imply it.
00:42:29Okay.
00:42:30Yeah.
00:42:30Now I'm dead.
00:42:31Dead to rights.
00:42:32Fingerprints everywhere, David.
00:42:33I, uh...
00:42:37I touched his neck, didn't I?
00:42:39You touched him all over.
00:42:40Shit, man.
00:42:41Jordan, I'm so sorry.
00:42:42You should go back downstairs.
00:42:43We won't involve you.
00:42:44You better believe I'm involved.
00:42:47We're across the Red Sea,
00:42:48and there's no turning back now, Ellen.
00:42:50I have a solution.
00:42:51Oh, Jordan.
00:42:53Hey, Richard, what's happening?
00:42:55What'd it do?
00:42:55You know I'm trying to be like you, pal.
00:42:57Oh, say less.
00:43:00Salute.
00:43:01Yeah, but things are bad.
00:43:03Hey, don't worry about it, my guy.
00:43:05I'm gonna take care of this.
00:43:06No, no, that's not necessary.
00:43:08I know exactly what to do.
00:43:10O-F-N-R.
00:43:13Is that like a medical term?
00:43:15No.
00:43:15It's a stupid book.
00:43:16Oh, we observe that there is a body.
00:43:19F, we feel panic and tension.
00:43:23Richard, enough.
00:43:25Okay, hold on now.
00:43:26Let him finish.
00:43:26Richard, go ahead.
00:43:28Thank you, Jordan.
00:43:30R, I request...
00:43:32Look, the Talmud has these laws.
00:43:35Talmud's always got something to say.
00:43:37So it's forbidden to carry a dead body on Shabbos.
00:43:41But the Talmud also says that it's okay to carry an infant or a loaf of bread.
00:43:47So if we put a loaf of bread on the body, then it's okay.
00:43:50Because the body works like a platter.
00:43:52Platter?
00:43:53Doesn't that make sense?
00:43:54Thank you, Richard.
00:43:56You're welcome.
00:43:57At this point, 9-1-1 isn't an option.
00:43:58Certainly not.
00:43:59We've already crossed the sea.
00:44:00Exactly.
00:44:01So, does anyone have any bread?
00:44:03No one's getting any bread, Dad.
00:44:05What?
00:44:05You got an infant?
00:44:06Okay, hold on.
00:44:07No one's getting bread or an infant.
00:44:08People, can we...
00:44:09Shit.
00:44:10Someone needs to go downstairs before my parents get here.
00:44:12Hold on one minute.
00:44:12Can we make a plan?
00:44:13Oh, we already have one of those?
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:14Yeah, we're gonna take his body, we're gonna put it in his car, we're gonna take him back
00:44:18to his apartment, and we're just gonna leave it, we're gonna leave him there.
00:44:20A New York death.
00:44:22Yeah, that's plan A, but we need to get B and C working.
00:44:25I think we should focus on A.
00:44:26We only have time for one plan.
00:44:27Okay, uh, I'll think as we go, all right?
00:44:31But I need you all to follow my lead, no hesitation.
00:44:33Are we on the same page?
00:44:34One, two, three, all eyes on me.
00:44:35Uh-huh.
00:44:36Ellen, do you have any rugs?
00:44:38Uh, Abby's getting the comforter.
00:44:40Comforter's great.
00:44:41I'll go get it.
00:44:42Thanks, Mom.
00:44:42Guys, hold on a look.
00:44:43Let me quarterback this.
00:44:44Richard, you are entirely too close.
00:44:47No, I'm playing.
00:44:47You know I love you, my guy.
00:44:48Anyway, watch this, all right.
00:44:50When they come back, we're gonna wrap the body in the comforter.
00:44:52Then, the luggage cart won't work, obviously, because you can see right through
00:44:56it, so I'll have to go next door and get the garbage cart.
00:44:59Then, David, you and me are gonna put the body in and bring it to his cart.
00:45:03After that, I can't leave the building, so it's gonna have to be Meg and David, who drive
00:45:08him back and carry him into his apartment.
00:45:10Touchdown.
00:45:10Yeah.
00:45:10Okay.
00:45:11Yeah.
00:45:12What am I supposed to do?
00:45:15Close the curtains and scrub the bathroom with Lysol.
00:45:18Why the curtains?
00:45:20Richard, explain.
00:45:21Please.
00:45:22I'm not sure.
00:45:23Some people can't see in the windows.
00:45:24Exactly, and we gotta hurry.
00:45:26My shift's up at 8.
00:45:27After that, we gotta deal with Kano, and we don't wanna deal with Kano.
00:45:34I'm pretty good at this.
00:45:35Just wrap it like an egg roll.
00:45:38An egg roll?
00:45:39I hate egg rolls.
00:45:40Jordan, I really think that someone needs to go downstairs and look for my parents.
00:45:44That's a good call.
00:45:45Meg, that's on you.
00:45:47When you smoke blood, you gotta roll.
00:45:49I'm gonna get his legs smeared.
00:45:52Okay.
00:45:56Don't ask.
00:46:00Hi!
00:46:01Meg!
00:46:02Dad!
00:46:03Hi, sweetie!
00:46:04Hi!
00:46:04Oh, my God.
00:46:07Richard!
00:46:08Dad!
00:46:09Dad!
00:46:09Richard, don't you?
00:46:10Dad!
00:46:11Yeah, he's not coming back.
00:46:13Dad!
00:46:14Don't worry.
00:46:14Good to see you.
00:46:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:46:18Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:46:20Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:46:20Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:46:22Now that's crazy, huh?
00:46:24There.
00:46:24Here.
00:46:25I mean, this is happening.
00:46:26This is definitely happening, yeah.
00:46:28Okay.
00:46:29Okay.
00:46:29So we're gonna go out there, and we're gonna be nice, and we're gonna be cordial, and then
00:46:32we're gonna have a nice, pleasant dinner, and then we'll send them on their way.
00:46:35Okay?
00:46:35Okay.
00:46:36Where is everyone?
00:46:37Hello!
00:46:38Hello!
00:46:40They're, uh, they'll be here in a second.
00:46:42Are they not home?
00:46:43No, yes.
00:46:44They're in the kitchen.
00:46:45How did you guys get up here?
00:46:46Well, there was no doorman, so we just headed on up.
00:46:48Great.
00:46:49Well, who do I get the wine to?
00:46:51Um...
00:46:51Let's go back.
00:46:53Hi!
00:46:54I'm back!
00:46:55I don't know who I am anymore.
00:46:56Mom!
00:46:57Eyes!
00:46:58We got this.
00:46:59Yeah.
00:47:00Now go out there and say hi.
00:47:03You go there.
00:47:04You're in-laws.
00:47:06This is a great start.
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:12Hi!
00:47:13Mom!
00:47:14Hey!
00:47:15What's the walk in?
00:47:17How are you?
00:47:18Hey.
00:47:18Goodness, here.
00:47:20Actually, we, uh, drove in from Connecticut.
00:47:22Oh!
00:47:22Yeah, we were visiting friends in Connecticut.
00:47:24Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:25How are the Packers?
00:47:27Don't remind him he's missing the game on Sunday.
00:47:29The things we do for family.
00:47:31Yeah.
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:34Yeah.
00:47:35welcome abby yes hi he likes to learn everyone's name in advance well i don't memorize them but
00:47:44i like to remember what i'm told wow oh i'm david's sister and soon to be mike's sister
00:47:51cantaloupe family loves cantaloupe let's go this way no no no we should go this way
00:48:05no no i can't and i won't
00:48:31oh word of god i'll drop this no you wouldn't richard your children need you david needs
00:48:41you to make a good impression and then kick them out in um 18 minutes look i'm still trying to figure
00:48:47things out here use your breathing technique which one the alexander technique that's for posture
00:48:54you'll breathe on the way up in out in oh we were caught in traffic for like hello hello
00:49:05you must be john and bet now which one is which no you must be bet hi i'm richard
00:49:13and i guess that means you're john that's right nice to meet you we apologize for being so late
00:49:17i couldn't believe the traffic you're not late you're our guest of honor dinner starts when you
00:49:23arrive david was telling us that you've been married for 37 years on our way to 40. yeah but
00:49:32it feels like four minutes underwater oh um oh john uh would you like a uh a yarmulke to wear for
00:49:44dinner is it uh mandatory no no of course not i mean some men like the tradition but that's all right
00:49:49thank you oh sure no problem i'm just not much of a hat guy yeah me neither mine's always like
00:49:56sliding off my head you know kind of strange so who wants to eat
00:50:13now we begin by singing a hebrew song to welcome shabbat and then say a blessing before the meal
00:50:20well thank you we're very curious oh okay you had some did you like it uh it has an o u on it so
00:50:28you know it's kosher fantastic thank you
00:50:34okay okay that's the end of the song yes that is it good song huh so now it's customary that we
00:50:52all stand uh before we start the meal it's called kiddush oh the kiddush oh that's an interesting word
00:50:59okay the wine oh it's a it's it's traditional to make the wine overflow to symbolize a a good week
00:51:13over overflowing with happiness yeah it's not right right yes beautiful it's so beautiful
00:51:29it's so beautiful
00:51:59Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha'olam, ha'motzi lechem min haaretz, amein.
00:52:18Amen.
00:52:19Amen.
00:52:19Okay, there you go.
00:52:21Thanks, Dad.
00:52:22Thanks.
00:52:22Ooh, there you go.
00:52:24Mom?
00:52:24Oh, sorry.
00:52:25Adam, this is how we do it here, and you?
00:52:28And here you go, John.
00:52:30I'll just hand it to you.
00:52:31There you go.
00:52:33Time for soup.
00:52:34Oh, no, please.
00:52:36I insist.
00:52:37No, no, it's fine.
00:52:38Mom, it's fine.
00:52:39It's fine.
00:52:39I don't allow guests to help.
00:52:42It's a tradition.
00:52:43Oh.
00:52:44Abby?
00:52:44Okay, please.
00:52:46No, it's a tradition.
00:52:48Just...
00:52:49Okay.
00:52:53You know, I have a special history with this city.
00:52:57When I was eight years old, my uncle brought me here for Christmas.
00:53:02That's such a beautiful time of the year.
00:53:04It was quite magical.
00:53:05Just walking down the Fifth Avenue, seeing all the Christmas lights and Christmas displays.
00:53:12What?
00:53:12The man's chant.
00:53:14It's a tradition.
00:53:15We forgot.
00:53:16It's a tradition.
00:53:17All the men must close their eyes and chant.
00:53:21Um, what do I do?
00:53:22And you can do it, too, Beth.
00:53:24Oh, really?
00:53:24Yeah.
00:53:24But don't chant.
00:53:26No, of course not.
00:53:26Okay.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:27So, we're...
00:53:29What?
00:53:29We'll cover our eyes.
00:53:30Okay.
00:53:31And we chant.
00:53:32Okay.
00:53:32Just cover your eyes, everyone.
00:53:34Okay, now keep them covered all the way.
00:53:36Please don't touch me.
00:53:36Just cover your...
00:53:37It's part of the tradition.
00:53:38Okay.
00:53:39Okay, here we go.
00:53:39Bum-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-bum-bum-bum.
00:53:42Bum-biddy-biddy-biddy-bum-biddy-bam.
00:53:45Bum-biddy-biddy-biddy-bam-biddy-bam.
00:53:49Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
00:53:56Bum bitty bitty bitty bum bitty bum bum bum bum bum
00:54:06That's it. Good man chant. Amen.
00:54:10Amen.
00:54:11To what? To the blessing.
00:54:14That was the blessing. I feel like I was at the wailing wall.
00:54:18Ah.
00:54:20Yeah, no, it's a beautiful blessing. We do it every week.
00:54:22Yeah, interesting. Why don't the women participate?
00:54:25It's a great question, John. It's because Eve ate the apple, so you can't chant.
00:54:29Eve was a fool. I never ate the apple.
00:54:31But you still can't chant. You still can't chant.
00:54:33What are your other kids doing?
00:54:35Megan's siblings all live overseas.
00:54:37For quite some time now.
00:54:39And so what did you do to make them all want to leave?
00:54:41Oh, you're very funny.
00:54:43Actually, Megan's sister Beatrice, she lives in Milan, working as a fashion consultant.
00:54:52Mmm. Mmm. That's a lovely camisole you have on there.
00:54:56Oh, thank you.
00:54:57It's not a camisole.
00:54:58But it is lovely.
00:54:59I have some talent. Not much.
00:55:01But, um, but Beatrice did get me, uh, 40% off.
00:55:04Oh.
00:55:05That's a pretty good discount, huh?
00:55:07Hmm?
00:55:08You know, when David asked us for permission to marry Megan, of course we said yes.
00:55:19We love David.
00:55:20But what really moved me was I asked David, and he said he would be willing to move anywhere
00:55:29that Megan wanted, even back to Wisconsin.
00:55:32Well, I don't know, Mom. I really like New York.
00:55:35Well, I did too in my 20s, but people move on.
00:55:38Not always.
00:55:39John, you know my dad here is a big cheesehead.
00:55:43No, is that right? I thought you'd be rooting for the Giants.
00:55:45Yeah, excuse me.
00:55:46The football team, Dad.
00:55:47You done?
00:55:48It's full.
00:55:49Don't want to fill up on soup.
00:55:50Richard only likes baseball.
00:55:51Yankees or Mets.
00:55:52You know what? I actually like both.
00:55:54You look done.
00:55:55I guess.
00:56:06You know, uh, Meg knows more about Judaism than most of my friends.
00:56:10Yeah, she's doing wonderfully in class.
00:56:12I don't know how much credit I actually deserve.
00:56:14Rabbi Morgenstern is really, really great.
00:56:16Yeah, and he rarely does conversions.
00:56:18Well, we've heard all about the rabbi.
00:56:19Does anyone want some of this wine?
00:56:21It's, uh, it's got the wax seal on it, so it's, uh, it's fancy.
00:56:26I'll take some.
00:56:27You too.
00:56:28You know, the funny thing is, Megan was never really very religious.
00:56:33Yeah, but I always liked the stories and the Bible stories.
00:56:37Right, yes, it's all, uh, fairly similar.
00:56:40It's just not as draconian.
00:56:44Draconian?
00:56:45Well, not the rules, but, I mean, just, you know, we both have family time together.
00:56:50Jews, Friday dinner, and us, Sunday brunch.
00:56:54We just don't want our kids to feel, um, pressured about showing up.
00:56:59Oh, of course, pressure's no good.
00:57:01You know, the, um, the rabbi, he said that, um, well, we've been talking about the Talmud,
00:57:07and how it's essentially just a book of arguing.
00:57:11Megan was in debate club.
00:57:13Mm-hmm.
00:57:14She was captain.
00:57:15She always had a real, uh, what is the word you use?
00:57:20Utzpa.
00:57:21Utzpa.
00:57:22Chutzpa.
00:57:23How do you say it?
00:57:24Chutzpa.
00:57:25Chutzpa.
00:57:26No, chutzpa.
00:57:27Chutzpa.
00:57:28No.
00:57:29You're a natural.
00:57:30Isn't that derogatory?
00:57:31Mom, no, no, no, it's, um, it, uh, it's more like a certain boldness.
00:57:35Gumption.
00:57:36Oh, it's more audacity.
00:57:37Well, I, I wouldn't call her audacious.
00:57:39Oh, no.
00:57:40But it's a good audacious.
00:57:41Is there such thing?
00:57:42Well, that depends on who you ask.
00:57:44Why are you looking at me?
00:57:45Well, you're sitting across from me.
00:57:47Where else am I supposed to look?
00:57:49Uh, well, that, that's not the way I meant it.
00:57:51I, I meant to say that she always had a real poise.
00:57:55Yes, the rest of our children are never really into debate or argument,
00:57:59but Megan always had a penchant for that.
00:58:02Well, it makes me feel a lot better about losing every argument.
00:58:04Oh, well, it's fine.
00:58:05I'll find a class for you.
00:58:07Uh, Abby, um, don't you have a boyfriend?
00:58:13Uh, what's his name?
00:58:14No, I, I, Nigel.
00:58:16Uh, Benjamin?
00:58:17Yes, where's Benjamin?
00:58:18Is he still joining us?
00:58:19What?
00:58:20Benjamin, your boyfriend.
00:58:21Uh, Megan said he was going to be joining us.
00:58:22Oh, my, my boyfriend.
00:58:23Oh, he, he tried, you know, he wanted, he wanted to be here.
00:58:26Uh, but there's, he was going to, but he, I think it was, uh, there was some sort of traffic.
00:58:40Right, and I, I was going to say that he could make it.
00:58:43Guys, what happened?
00:58:44What happened?
00:58:45What happened?
00:58:46You know, it's one of those things.
00:58:47It was a transportation.
00:58:48You know, it was a transportation.
00:58:49It was a transportation.
00:58:50It was a transportation.
00:58:51It was a transportation.
00:58:53Good Shabbos, everyone.
00:59:00Sorry I'm late, huh?
00:59:03Prayer ran long, real long.
00:59:05That was one slow-ass rabbi.
00:59:07And look at you two.
00:59:09You gorgeous people must be Meg's parents.
00:59:12Benjamin.
00:59:13Uh, John.
00:59:15Pleasure.
00:59:16Beth.
00:59:17Beth.
00:59:18All right, Benjamin, Beth.
00:59:19Got a little B&B going there, huh?
00:59:20Yeah.
00:59:21Ellen.
00:59:22Richie.
00:59:24Shabbat.
00:59:25Shalom.
00:59:27Hey, everybody else satin'.
00:59:30Y'all in.
00:59:39Well, you all look surprised.
00:59:42We don't.
00:59:43We're not.
00:59:46I'm just plain.
00:59:48Look, I get it, okay?
00:59:49People hear Benjamin the Jew
00:59:51and it's not what they think of, right?
00:59:53I mean, it's not what they picture.
00:59:56Honestly, no.
00:59:58I got two words for you, Big John.
01:00:01Ethiopian Jews.
01:00:05From Ethiopia?
01:00:06Yeah.
01:00:07The lost tribe, baby.
01:00:08Lost for thousands of years, but...
01:00:11Hmm.
01:00:12We're back.
01:00:13That's true.
01:00:14I see.
01:00:15Benjamin, don't you have that thing?
01:00:16Mm-hmm.
01:00:17No, I'm good to chill.
01:00:18Hey.
01:00:19Benjamin, I'd love to know.
01:00:20You have questions, my love.
01:00:21I have answers.
01:00:23Well, I haven't, you know, read about this, but are there many in your community?
01:00:27Oh, well, yeah.
01:00:28I mean, we're just not as well-known.
01:00:30I mean, but there's a lot of us about, what, 200 thou?
01:00:32Mm-hmm.
01:00:33Give or take a thou.
01:00:34I'm so glad you're found.
01:00:36You know, many scholars believe that they descended from King Solomon and Queen Sheba and others.
01:00:42Yes, from Don, the lost tribe.
01:00:44That's right.
01:00:45That's right.
01:00:46So why don't we all know about this?
01:00:49You wanna know why you don't know?
01:00:51Because we control the media.
01:00:54You know what we want you to know.
01:00:57Now, hold on there.
01:00:58And the banks.
01:01:01Uh.
01:01:02Yeah, and Adam operates the space lasers that control the weather.
01:01:06Yeah, I do that.
01:01:07Pew!
01:01:08Pew!
01:01:09Pew!
01:01:10Pew!
01:01:11Pew!
01:01:12Pew!
01:01:13Pew!
01:01:14Oh, man, very funny.
01:01:15Benjamin does this routine.
01:01:16Yeah, it goes on a long time.
01:01:18We control the media.
01:01:19We control the banks.
01:01:20We're in charge of everything.
01:01:22Of course, I'm just playing.
01:01:23Well, you can say it, but I can't.
01:01:25Oh.
01:01:26And you shouldn't.
01:01:27I mean, honestly, do you really think Richie here runs a bank?
01:01:31He doesn't even run his own house.
01:01:33That's funny.
01:01:36I'm gonna get the mains.
01:01:37Let me help.
01:01:38No, no, no, no, no.
01:01:39Tradition.
01:02:03Okay, thank you.
01:02:06There we go.
01:02:07Oh.
01:02:08Oh.
01:02:09Oh.
01:02:10Oh.
01:02:11Oh.
01:02:26Oh.
01:02:27Oh.
01:02:28Oh.
01:02:29Oh.
01:02:31Oh.
01:02:32Oh.
01:02:33Really? Your own special place? And where is that?
01:02:59No, no, no. I don't think Benjamin means it in the literal sense.
01:03:02Yes, I do. No, he doesn't. Yes, I do. Would you like to know where?
01:03:05Nobody keeps their foreskin. Yes, we do. Tell them where it is.
01:03:07Please don't. You're going to like this?
01:03:09Mines is in a snow globe.
01:03:11Meg! Yeah?
01:03:12Why don't you do your Devar Torah?
01:03:14Oh, I don't, um, please share.
01:03:16Yeah, please. Devar Torah.
01:03:17I don't think that's actually the, um, the best.
01:03:19No, I think you should.
01:03:20Yeah, Bible story.
01:03:22You have a Bible story, darling?
01:03:23Oh, it's the best Bible story.
01:03:25Oh, I got some stories.
01:03:25You've told your stories, but they were good stories.
01:03:29All right, Meg. Let's hear it.
01:03:31Um, okay.
01:03:34Yes, um, hello.
01:03:36So this week's Torah portion is the story of Joseph and his brothers.
01:03:43How Joseph's brothers dipped his multicolored coat in blood to pretend that he died.
01:03:50Good subject.
01:03:51Thank you. I thought so too yesterday.
01:03:53Um, so, um, in the Torah, Mom, Dad, uh, every detail is there for a reason.
01:03:59However, in this story, there's one moment in particular that at first glance appears meaningless.
01:04:06When Joseph was wandering around looking for his brothers, he asked a stranger,
01:04:11can you tell me where my brothers are?
01:04:13And the stranger replied, they went to Dothan.
01:04:15So, why would the Torah include such a trivial passage, just a stranger giving directions?
01:04:23The sages say it's because this stranger wasn't just a normal person.
01:04:27He was actually an angel who didn't know he was an angel.
01:04:32He had a vital role in this story, but he had no way of knowing at the time the significance of this small interaction.
01:04:40And like this stranger, we all have the ability to change the course of someone else's life with a small moment or, um, kindness.
01:04:50We, too, can all be angels who didn't know that they were angels.
01:05:02Rabbi Meg.
01:05:03Oh.
01:05:04I love this story.
01:05:05That was great, sweetie.
01:05:05Wonderful.
01:05:06Beautiful.
01:05:08Oh, well, it's time for dessert.
01:05:10Um, we have seven-layer cake and my father and Richard's favorites, Linzer tarts.
01:05:16Mmm.
01:05:18Dessert?
01:05:19Yes, I'm so sorry.
01:05:21This is very embarrassing for me, but as I was walking out of the bathroom by the kitchen, I saw that the cat had knocked everything on the floor.
01:05:28Oh, not the cat.
01:05:29The entire meal plopped.
01:05:31He's done this before.
01:05:32This has happened before.
01:05:34He's a terrible cat.
01:05:35Carfield on cocaine.
01:05:36The cat knocked over the dinner.
01:05:39That sounds like what happened.
01:05:40I believe so.
01:05:41Should we order food?
01:05:42Yes.
01:05:43No.
01:05:43No.
01:05:44Uh, no.
01:05:44We can't use phones on Shabbos.
01:05:46But we can.
01:05:47Just tell us the plate.
01:05:47Oh, no, that's cheating.
01:05:48Can't.
01:05:49You know what?
01:05:49I think things are just not working out here tonight.
01:05:53I think we should all get together tomorrow and have a great brunch.
01:05:57Yes.
01:05:58Yes.
01:05:58Brunch.
01:05:59We love brunch.
01:06:00You love brunch.
01:06:01You came all the way from Wisconsin to be here.
01:06:07And we appreciate you coming very much.
01:06:09There's just no predicting that things like this could happen.
01:06:13But never did I think that we would be rushed out of your home.
01:06:17No, no, no, Dad.
01:06:18It's...
01:06:18I promise.
01:06:19It's this cat.
01:06:20It's...
01:06:21He's aggressive and it's...
01:06:22Aggressive how?
01:06:22You know, it's my cat and I have burdened my sweet parents with it for too long.
01:06:28He knocked everything on the floor.
01:06:29And when I say everything...
01:06:30Do you expect us to believe that the entire meal just suddenly disappeared?
01:06:35Hmm?
01:06:36Yeah?
01:06:41Let me help you clean up.
01:06:43What?
01:06:43No, no, no, no, please.
01:06:45You're our guest.
01:06:45Our guest of honor.
01:06:46No, I insist.
01:06:47No, no, no.
01:06:48It's fine.
01:06:48It's just...
01:06:49You don't laugh.
01:06:50You don't laugh.
01:06:51Let me help.
01:06:52You're pretty fine.
01:06:53Not until it's clean.
01:06:54It's totally unnecessary.
01:06:56Just let me help you.
01:06:57Let me help you, please.
01:06:57Just...
01:06:58Oh!
01:06:59What was that?
01:07:00Did you just intentionally spill wine all over me?
01:07:03It was an accident.
01:07:04An accident?
01:07:05John, John, he didn't...
01:07:06Wait, he swiped his arm across the table.
01:07:09No, I was reaching for the salt.
01:07:10The salt over there.
01:07:12Let's go.
01:07:14It's all right.
01:07:15It's all right.
01:07:15Let me just clean up and have some dessert.
01:07:19Where's your bathroom?
01:07:21Oh, wait a minute.
01:07:22You're staying?
01:07:23Are you sure you want to stay?
01:07:24I mean, don't you want to go home and change?
01:07:26I mean, I think you're just a real mess.
01:07:28Oh!
01:07:30Oh!
01:07:35So you're not going to believe this, but, um, there's this tradition...
01:07:43Enough with the traditions.
01:07:51Okay?
01:07:52You should be ashamed.
01:07:54You should all be ashamed.
01:07:56Is this because I wouldn't wear that little hat?
01:08:03What?
01:08:05That thing on your head.
01:08:07What, the yarmulke?
01:08:09Yes.
01:08:10Would you have shown me respect if I had worn it?
01:08:14Respect?
01:08:15No, you have my respect.
01:08:17You've always had my respect.
01:08:18Yes, of course.
01:08:19We respect you, and we're very happy that you came.
01:08:23Sure you are.
01:08:24Oh.
01:08:25Let's go, honey.
01:08:27No.
01:08:27Dad.
01:08:28John.
01:08:28Come on.
01:08:29Beth.
01:08:29Stop.
01:08:30Dad?
01:08:31Mom?
01:08:32Dad?
01:08:36This is what you want?
01:08:38Huh?
01:08:40Bye, Meg.
01:08:42Beth.
01:08:44I love you both.
01:08:48See you at the wedding.
01:08:52Okay, four minutes until Kano's ship.
01:08:54Let's move.
01:08:55Hey, Wolf, what the hell was that?
01:08:56Uh, I was playing a part.
01:08:58See you at the wedding?
01:09:00No, you won't.
01:09:01You'll be dead.
01:09:02He was just being polite.
01:09:03Polite?
01:09:04I thought it was smart.
01:09:04Hey, soup boy, don't talk to me right now, okay?
01:09:06I can't even look at you.
01:09:07How am I supposed to have a relationship with him now?
01:09:09We'll worry about that later.
01:09:10Oh, you must be so happy.
01:09:11Happy?
01:09:11This must be such a wonderful silver lining for you.
01:09:13Dave, just stop.
01:09:14Stop.
01:09:16Meg, I'm so sorry.
01:09:17No, it's fine.
01:09:17Let's just keep it moving.
01:09:19All right, everyone, listen up.
01:09:20Oh, we're still listening to this guy.
01:09:22Yes, we are.
01:09:23Let's get you two out on the porch, make sure your parents left, and David, help me with the body.
01:09:26Fine.
01:09:27Okay, I'll make snacks.
01:09:38Everyone looks the same from up here.
01:09:40Just look for two people with a big height difference.
01:09:46You okay?
01:09:47No, I'm not.
01:09:48I have had to do so much to be a part of your family, and he just gets to waltz into mine.
01:09:56It is not fair.
01:09:58Yeah.
01:09:58I mean, he's literally had to do nothing.
01:10:00Yeah, David is a...
01:10:03The thing about David is he hasn't had to do nearly as much as he's had to do, but when
01:10:16he cares about somebody, and I've seen how much he cares about you, he would do literally
01:10:19anything.
01:10:22I mean, look at tonight.
01:10:23He's basically a conspiring murder for Adam.
01:10:25He likes you way more than he likes Adam.
01:10:29We all do.
01:10:34Oh!
01:10:35Oh!
01:10:35That's them!
01:10:36They're leaving!
01:10:36They're leaving!
01:10:37That's our cue.
01:10:38Hey, dumbass.
01:10:3978th Street.
01:10:4078th Street.
01:10:41Hey, dumbass.
01:10:42Come on.
01:10:43Come on.
01:10:44Come on.
01:10:45Ready?
01:10:46One.
01:10:47Two.
01:10:48Bro.
01:10:49Get the button.
01:10:50Could you?
01:10:51You're right there.
01:10:52I know.
01:10:53I know.
01:10:54It's just in my head I made this promise with God that if he helped us get through the
01:10:55night, I'd keep Shabbos for the rest of my life.
01:10:57And that means no electricity.
01:10:59For real?
01:11:00Yeah.
01:11:01Push the fucking button.
01:11:02Okay.
01:11:03Push the fucking button.
01:11:04Okay.
01:11:05I'm not lifting with my back at all.
01:11:06You're kidding me.
01:11:07Come on.
01:11:08Come on.
01:11:09Come on.
01:11:10Yeah.
01:11:11Mrs. Grunberg.
01:11:12Do I have any mail?
01:11:13Um, I already dropped it off.
01:11:14Here you go.
01:11:15Okay.
01:11:16Come on.
01:11:17Come on.
01:11:18Come on.
01:11:19Come on.
01:11:20Come on.
01:11:21Come on.
01:11:22Come on.
01:11:23Yeah.
01:11:24Come on.
01:11:25Mrs. Grunberg.
01:11:26Do I have any mail?
01:11:27Um, I already dropped it off.
01:11:29Here you go.
01:11:30Okay.
01:11:31Good evening.
01:11:32You wait here.
01:11:33I'm going to get the card.
01:11:34You try not to look so suspicious.
01:11:35Jesus.
01:11:36Jordan.
01:11:37What?
01:11:38Garbage day is not until Sunday.
01:11:39Oh, no.
01:11:40No.
01:11:41No.
01:11:42No.
01:11:43No.
01:11:44No.
01:11:45No.
01:11:46No.
01:11:47No.
01:11:48No.
01:11:49No.
01:11:50No.
01:11:51No.
01:11:52No.
01:11:53No.
01:11:54No.
01:11:55No.
01:11:56No.
01:11:57No.
01:11:58No.
01:11:59No.
01:12:00No.
01:12:01It's not Sunday?
01:12:02No.
01:12:03It is not Sunday.
01:12:04Why are you here so early?
01:12:05I'm going to eat in the lobby.
01:12:07You don't want to chill in the park?
01:12:08No.
01:12:09Right.
01:12:10Okay.
01:12:11Let me get that for you.
01:12:14Ah, Cano.
01:12:15Uh, cano.
01:12:19Do you think you can, uh, watch the front door while you eat?
01:12:27Uh, 9-8-4-8-8-8-10-0?
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29Sure.
01:12:30Oh, thank you.
01:12:31Jordan?
01:12:32Yeah?
01:12:33Yeah?
01:12:38Why is that thing on your head?
01:12:49It's Shabbos, baby.
01:12:50Oh, why are you back?
01:13:04They're back?
01:13:05Uh, Cono's early.
01:13:07Shit.
01:13:08So that's it. We're screwed, right?
01:13:09David, what do you think?
01:13:11Jordan, I'm sorry.
01:13:13All good. All good.
01:13:13Why are you telling Jordan you're sorry?
01:13:15He's fine. Adam's the one who's going to be in trouble.
01:13:18Prison. I'm going to go to prison.
01:13:20I don't think you're going to be the only one.
01:13:25Hey, what are you doing?
01:13:26I'm calling the police.
01:13:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't, no.
01:13:29Stop.
01:13:30I should call the cops.
01:13:32Turn myself in. At least have a little bit of dignity.
01:13:34Oh, Adam.
01:13:35What?
01:13:36I'm the black sheep of the family.
01:13:37Everyone knows I don't have much of a future anyway.
01:13:39Stop it. That's not true.
01:13:40That is nonsense.
01:13:42Yeah, there's lots of...
01:13:43I was rejected from the IDF!
01:13:44I just needed something to talk about at the table every week,
01:13:54so I didn't feel like a complete loser.
01:13:58But there's lots of things you can do.
01:14:00You can sing the Aleph Fett.
01:14:02You work out with those calisthenics in your room.
01:14:04Yes, yes, yes.
01:14:05I mean, if it's true, this...
01:14:06What?
01:14:09If I can't defend Israel,
01:14:12then at least I can take the fall for us.
01:14:17Stop it.
01:14:18This is my fault.
01:14:19I should have broken up with him forever ago.
01:14:21I just...
01:14:22I didn't want to hear everyone tell me how wrong I was.
01:14:25It should be me.
01:14:26I should never let things go this far.
01:14:28You know, I have my readings
01:14:30and my conflict resolution seminars,
01:14:32but when the time came to act,
01:14:33I couldn't find the words that you kids needed.
01:14:36I just...
01:14:36I'll tell the police I did it.
01:14:40I put in the laxatives.
01:14:41I was mad at that boy for being mean to my son,
01:14:45so I poisoned him, and I should pay the price.
01:14:47No, but Mom...
01:14:48No, I deserve it anyway.
01:14:50Meg, the way I've treated you,
01:14:54and then seeing you tonight,
01:14:56and the way that you've helped,
01:14:59I just want you to know that no amount of conversion
01:15:02will change the fact that you're already a part of this family.
01:15:08Jordan?
01:15:10Plan B!
01:15:11What? No!
01:15:12No, no, no, no!
01:15:12Jordan, Jordan!
01:15:15Jordan, don't!
01:15:16No, it's okay.
01:15:17I'm going to get him in the garbage car.
01:15:19What?
01:15:20Jordan!
01:15:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:15:23Go, go, go, go, go, go!
01:15:25Steph Curry!
01:15:26I think it's time to call an ambulance.
01:15:43What the hell is that?
01:15:48We just got here.
01:15:49Maybe we should all go to prison together.
01:16:07We should probably start getting our stories straight.
01:16:10I don't really care.
01:16:11Mom!
01:16:12Mom!
01:16:14Mom!
01:16:14Mom!
01:16:15Mom!
01:16:16Mom!
01:16:16Mom!
01:16:17Mom!
01:16:17Mom!
01:16:18Mom!
01:16:18Mom!
01:16:18Mom!
01:16:19Mom!
01:16:19Mom!
01:16:19Mom!
01:16:31I'll get it.
01:16:41Mr. Gelfand?
01:16:42Ah, yes.
01:16:43Oh, good to see you, officers.
01:16:45Um, is there a place we can talk?
01:16:48Yeah, sure.
01:16:49Right, right, right this way.
01:16:59As head of the household, officer, I should say that, uh...
01:17:03Hold on.
01:17:04I understand this must be traumatic for all of you.
01:17:06But it's protocol that we pull you which aside for questioning.
01:17:09But before that happens, we found this in the victim's pocket.
01:17:10But I think it's only right that you get to hear it first-hand, and not from some reporter.
01:17:25That would be good.
01:17:27Every weekend for the past year, I've witnessed something beautiful.
01:17:31Five family members who barely get along, but no matter how much they're fighting, they still
01:17:38come together every Friday night.
01:17:41We stick together, whether we're in New York or Ethiopia.
01:17:45I'm sorry to do this on this special night, but all the stress finally got to me.
01:17:50You know what they say, running the bank is hard work.
01:17:55You know what they say, running the bank is hard work.
01:17:57Sincerely, Benjamin.
01:17:58Benjamin.
01:17:59There he goes.
01:18:00There he goes.
01:18:30I'm so sorry.
01:18:44I worked with Benji, and he was so funny and such a good guy.
01:18:49He was so sweet and always made me feel so comfortable in the office,
01:18:53and he was really so funny and really just, oh, God.
01:18:58I'm so sorry.
01:19:04Hi, Adam.
01:19:13She was the one who slept with me.
01:19:14I know.
01:19:16You know why it's called a Shiva?
01:19:17Because it's a Shiva?
01:19:19What?
01:19:20It's because Shiva means seven in Hebrew,
01:19:23and it's supposed to last for seven days.
01:19:24You know, um, if you don't want to take the classes, you really don't have to.
01:19:40When do I get one of those?
01:19:41I don't think you can.
01:19:42I'm going to keep going until I get one.
01:19:44Hello there.
01:19:45Mom, Dad, hi.
01:19:47Hi, honey.
01:19:47Dad, what are you...
01:19:48We just wanted to come by and offer our condolences.
01:19:52Oh, okay.
01:19:53And to apologize for leaving early on Friday night.
01:19:57Oh, that's all right.
01:19:58Look, um, we don't remember that night too well.
01:20:02Oh, it was so hectic.
01:20:03Oh, yeah, it was.
01:20:06But, uh, I definitely do not recall meeting a Caucasian Benjamin.
01:20:12I want Thanksgiving.
01:20:22What?
01:20:23I get Meg and David for Thanksgiving every year.
01:20:29I hear Wisconsin is beautiful in the fall.
01:20:31You're going to love it.
01:20:32Yeah.
01:20:33And Christmas.
01:20:35And Easter.
01:20:38What, sometimes Christmas and Hanukkah overlap?
01:20:40Hanukkah's eight days.
01:20:42You'll manage.
01:20:43But we'll lose some days for travel,
01:20:45especially with snow that time of year.
01:20:47I mean, it's completely...
01:20:47Ellen, Ellen, Ellen.
01:20:49Enough.
01:20:50Okay.
01:20:50Okay?
01:20:51Okay.
01:20:51Okay.
01:20:58Now, that's chutzpah.
01:21:00Oh, yeah.
01:21:02I think they'll make good in-laws.
01:21:10It's just like you.
01:21:17Don't you just like me?
01:21:18I don't know.
01:21:19I don't know.
01:21:20I don't know.
01:21:21I don't know.
01:21:22I don't know.
01:21:23I don't know.
01:21:24I don't know.
01:21:25I don't know.
01:21:26I don't know.
01:21:27When there's trouble, and there's bound to be.
01:21:31Don't you worry, you can count on me.
01:21:36When there's something drifted out to sleep.
01:21:40Shame about that boy.
01:21:42Ugh.
01:21:43Terrible.
01:21:44Terrible.
01:21:44Terrible.
01:21:45Terrible thing.
01:21:47Oh, my God.
01:21:47When there's something in there,
01:21:50and there's nowhere to hide.
01:21:54All the people.
01:21:55Oh, you never finished that joke you were telling me before.
01:21:59What joke?
01:21:59The joke about the rabbi.
01:22:00Don't know you're the rabbi in the tent.
01:22:02The rabbi, yeah.
01:22:03It's not such a good joke.
01:22:04All the people.
01:22:06And they'll be nice when you're fighting for your rights.
01:22:12And all your friends will walk away.
01:22:18And you'll be strong, cause you had to be for so, so long.
01:22:23But I'll be there anyway.
01:22:27Cause when you're standing on rumbling ground.
01:22:31And the sky starts tumbling down.
01:22:37Well, I'll always be around.
01:22:41You can count on me.
01:22:42You can count on me.
01:22:47You can count on me.
01:22:49When you've got to read the script
01:22:56On your way through town
01:22:59I will be there
01:23:03And when they stop you on the street
01:23:07Trying to break you down
01:23:09I will be there
01:23:13Now ladies, they'll attack you till you fall
01:23:17Till you come undone
01:23:20I will be there
01:23:23And when your back's against the wall
01:23:27And there's nowhere, and there's nowhere
01:23:31I will be there
01:23:33Cause when you're standing on crumbling ground
01:23:38Yeah
01:23:38And the sky starts stumbling down
01:23:42Well I will always be around
01:23:48You can count on me
01:23:50You can count on me
01:23:56You can count on me
01:24:00You can count on me
01:24:07You can count on me
01:24:08You can count on me
01:24:09You can count on me
01:24:10You can count on me
01:24:11You can count on me
01:24:12You can count on me
01:24:13You can count on me
01:24:14You can count on me
01:24:15You can count on me
01:24:16You can count on me
01:24:17You can count on me
01:24:18You can count on me
01:24:19You can count on me
01:24:20You can count on me
01:24:21You can count on me
01:24:22You can count on me
01:24:23You can count on me
01:24:24You can count on me
01:24:25You can count on me
01:24:26You can count on me