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A group of unscrupulous characters seek buried treasure in the old west.
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00:00:00In the hot desert sun
00:00:30A man's heart grows cold
00:00:33Sand-filled winds rust his soul
00:00:38Till his heart like a rock
00:00:41With nowhere to roll
00:00:44But aimlessly on and on
00:00:50When life's been nothing but a dirty deal
00:00:55And the dirtier it gets
00:00:58The better he feels
00:01:01Then he's gone too far
00:01:04He'll plant no seed
00:01:06He's just a tarnished tumbleweed
00:01:13What is it a tarnished man wants
00:01:27Within his tarnished hand
00:01:30His bony fingers holding fast
00:01:33To lustful things that never last
00:01:36Driven on by endless greed
00:01:40This tarnished tumbleweed
00:01:44He's a tarnished tumbleweed
00:01:51Our passions are like fire and water
00:02:11Good servants but poor masters
00:02:15The legend of Chili Verde
00:02:17Tells of men and women
00:02:20Who became slaves to their passions
00:02:22They paid the price here
00:02:25Under the blistering, burning, blazing
00:02:29Scorching, roasting, toasting
00:02:32Baking, boiling, broiling
00:02:35Steaming, searing, sizzling
00:02:37Grilling, smoldering
00:02:39Very hot, New Mexico sun
00:02:42For there is a saying in these parts
00:02:46Those who lust in the dust
00:02:49Shall die in the dust
00:02:52My gin!
00:02:57Oh my god
00:02:58I'm gonna die from thirst out here
00:03:02Oh no!
00:03:05What are you doing?
00:03:09Only a few more little miles
00:03:14A few itsy bitsy, eeny weeny little miles
00:03:17And then you can drop dead
00:03:18You miserable hunk of shit
00:03:20Oh yay
00:03:25Though I walk through the valley
00:03:27Of the shadow of
00:03:28Through the shadow of the death valley
00:03:30Oh Christ, I used to know it
00:03:32Water, do you understand?
00:03:39Water
00:03:40Agua, gracias Maria
00:03:46Agua, gracias Maria
00:04:00Madre de Dios!
00:04:01What are you doing?
00:04:02Who are you?
00:04:07Who are you?
00:04:08Where do you come from?
00:04:09I said who are you?
00:04:10Put that down.
00:04:12What do you want?
00:04:14It's me, isn't it?
00:04:15You're going to take advantage of me
00:04:21You're going to have your filthy way with me
00:04:22Under the hot desert sun, aren't you?
00:04:23You're going to ravage me like I've never been ravaged before
00:04:28Your hot sweat sliding over my body as we roll in the dust
00:04:29Oh, as you violate my innermost parts
00:04:32As you pound against me
00:04:33As you pound against me in orgasmic animal passion
00:04:35Oh God, you're disgusting
00:04:36Oh God, you're disgusting
00:04:38Oh God
00:04:39Oh God
00:04:40Oh God
00:04:41Oh God
00:04:42What are you doing?
00:04:43What are you doing?
00:04:44Don't leave me out here mister
00:04:47Oh God
00:04:50Why are you doing?
00:04:51Don't leave me out here minister
00:04:52No.
00:04:53What do you like?
00:04:59You've replied about you
00:05:00Why is your sorrow Kakawa
00:05:03You're disgusting.
00:05:10What are you doing?
00:05:12Don't leave me out here, mister.
00:05:14Oh, I beg you. My ass is on its last legs.
00:05:17I'll die. I've got nothing to eat.
00:05:30Thanks.
00:05:33Please, mister, don't go.
00:05:36I don't even know your name.
00:05:42Mister? Mister?
00:05:44Yoo-hoo!
00:05:46Oh, mister, I'm lost.
00:05:48You've got to help me.
00:05:50Please.
00:06:00Oh, thank you. Thank you.
00:06:02I'm Rosita Valas. Everyone calls me Rosie.
00:06:07What's your name?
00:06:09You wouldn't be headed towards Chili Verde, would you?
00:06:13Passing through Chili Verde?
00:06:17Mind if I come along?
00:06:20Thanks.
00:06:21Thanks.
00:06:22I've got to be crazy being out here all alone,
00:06:24but I was doing just fine until I met up with that hard case.
00:06:26Williams and his gang.
00:06:28You ever hear of him?
00:06:29Poor coast.
00:06:30Out of mollies.
00:06:31I tell you, mister, I've had some tough scrapes in my life,
00:06:34but this one's been the worst.
00:06:36It was yesterday evening.
00:06:38I was feeling good.
00:06:40I was halfway to Chili Verde, and I hadn't got lost once.
00:06:43Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:06:53Trust in the Lord, and he shall provide.
00:06:55Could you tell me, is this the right road to Chili Verde?
00:06:58Funny lady.
00:07:00Being a leader of men is a very solitary business, miss.
00:07:05I've been very concerned about my men's libidos
00:07:07until you so conveniently came on the scene.
00:07:10I'm afraid I don't understand, sir.
00:07:12Are you speaking to me?
00:07:13I'm a man.
00:07:14I'm a man.
00:07:15I'm a man.
00:07:16I'm a man.
00:07:17I'm a man.
00:07:18I'm a man.
00:07:19I'm a man.
00:07:20I'm a man.
00:07:21I'm a man.
00:07:22I'm a man.
00:07:23I'm a man.
00:07:24I'm a man.
00:07:25I'm a man.
00:07:26I'm a man.
00:07:27I'm a man.
00:07:28I'm a man.
00:07:29I'm a man, sir.
00:07:30Are you speaking English?
00:07:31S.O.S.
00:07:32Ingles?
00:07:33Poontang.
00:07:34Poontang.
00:07:35Is that any clearer, little lady?
00:07:37My curse is that I've received the education
00:07:39befitting the son of a Boston preacher.
00:07:41May he rot in hellfire.
00:07:43But I do believe that you get the thrust of my meaning.
00:07:47My men are as horny as jackrabbits.
00:07:50Isn't he cute?
00:07:52Let's do it.
00:07:53Well, I'll take a look at it.
00:07:54I'm a man.
00:07:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:07:56Uh-ah-ha-ha-ha.
00:07:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:07:58Hurry up, boys.
00:07:59We've got a fortunate goal to find.
00:08:01Help!
00:08:02Help!
00:08:03No.
00:08:04Wait!
00:08:05Stop.
00:08:06I'm a virgin.
00:08:09A virgin?
00:08:10A virgin?
00:08:11Really?
00:08:12That does make a difference.
00:08:15Then I'll go first.
00:08:17I've had carnal knowledge of 215 women as two goats and the chicken but none of them have
00:08:36ever made me sneeze before I'm sorry sir it must be my perfume it's imported from where
00:08:46it was terrible terrible they have their way with me for hours they just wouldn't stop
00:09:08anyone like to try again how about you you little Mexican chihuahua no lady por favor ya no
00:09:19please go away don't bother me what a bunch of deadbeats
00:09:25hmm
00:09:32hmm
00:09:37hmm
00:09:41hmm
00:09:45hmm
00:09:49hmm
00:09:53Mmm. Mmm.
00:10:00Hmm?
00:10:04Always the little one's got something to prove.
00:10:23When he tried to take advantage of me again, I hit him over the head with a rock and got away.
00:10:49So tell me about you. You ever been to Chili Verde?
00:10:55Me neither. I hear they got a cantina. I'm gonna get me a job singing there.
00:11:00I always wanted to be a singer. I've been working in a hardware store in Santa Fe since I was 14.
00:11:06Okay, so I was a dance hall girl, okay?
00:11:09I had to look after myself. I never knew my real parents. Men are cruel sons of bitches.
00:11:14Did you know your daddy? He probably never had one.
00:11:19Boy, I've just been talking away about myself.
00:11:22You sure know how to worm a girl's secrets out of her?
00:11:25Maybe I'll find me a rich husband in Chili Verde.
00:11:28How much further is it, anyway?
00:11:31It's so hot.
00:11:34I'd be better off talking to Cactus Kaplan over there.
00:11:38Oh, come on.
00:11:48Oh, I spy with my little eyes. Something begins with C. Give up Chili Verde!
00:11:55I came 200 miles for this. You stopping here long?
00:12:16Come on.
00:12:31Margaritas. It sure ain't the Santa Fe Opera House.
00:12:34Come on.
00:12:36Come on.
00:12:37Come here, I'll pick it up for a house.
00:12:38Oh.
00:12:40Oh.
00:12:41Oh.
00:12:42Oh.
00:13:08Thirsty?
00:13:16Oh!
00:13:18Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:13:21Tell me what the hell is going on around here.
00:13:24We heard horses. We thought you might be hard to kiss Williams and his gang.
00:13:27Words out they're back in the territory.
00:13:29They sure are.
00:13:31Ma'am?
00:13:33Something wrong?
00:13:35No, ma'am.
00:13:37I'm Richard Barker.
00:13:39Most folks around here call me red dick.
00:13:42On account of my hair.
00:13:44I'm Rosie Vallez.
00:13:46I sing.
00:13:48And who might you be, sir?
00:13:50He don't talk much.
00:13:53Where is everybody?
00:13:54Oh, they'll come back as soon as I give them the signal.
00:14:07Who owns this dump, anyway?
00:14:13Margarita Ventura.
00:14:15She need a singer?
00:14:17Did Lincoln need John Wilkes Booth?
00:14:20Margarita does her own singing.
00:14:25It's okay.
00:14:26Stabby and son amigos.
00:14:34Hi, partner.
00:14:35Hi.
00:14:36How?
00:14:39Hola.
00:14:42Hi, Grant.
00:14:45What is this?
00:14:53Ah, handsome.
00:15:06I guess you and your beautiful boots will be moving on.
00:15:16What did you say your name was?
00:15:19I didn't.
00:15:36Ah!
00:15:45Who are you?
00:15:48Hey, gringo.
00:15:50I asked you a question.
00:15:55What's the matter?
00:15:57Your ears know that I'm good.
00:15:58I asked you a question.
00:16:01Maybe your ears, they need a washing.
00:16:04Yes, they washing.
00:16:10Ah.
00:16:12That's better, huh?
00:16:14You ride in here with your woman?
00:16:16We hardly know each other.
00:16:17Callate!
00:16:19Pinche puta!
00:16:22We don't like strangers in Chile Verde.
00:16:24It makes us say...
00:16:26Nervos.
00:16:28So, if you tell me your name, maybe, maybe I'll let you live.
00:16:34I'll let you live, Chey.
00:16:35I'll let you live, Chey.
00:16:36I'll let you live.
00:16:37I'll let you live, Chey.
00:16:38I'll let you live, Chey.
00:16:41Pff!
00:16:46Ade-yes, ruse.
00:16:52Draw, you coward!
00:16:54Don't!
00:16:56He's a gunfighter.
00:16:57You keep out of this woman!
00:16:59If he draws, you're a dead man.
00:17:05Are you sure?
00:17:06Si.
00:17:16So, you think you're a gunfighter, you lousy gringo?
00:17:23This time I let you go.
00:17:25If you tell me your name, it's a matter of honor.
00:17:29These people, they're my friends.
00:17:33That's their problem.
00:17:40Hey, gee, well, right!
00:17:51Freeze, hombre, or l'll be wearing your asshole for a garter.
00:18:00All right, put it away real slow.
00:18:06Hands up.
00:18:08What happened, Bernardo?
00:18:10He shot my amigos.
00:18:14Drop him.
00:18:18Nice pair of jingle bobs.
00:18:20Thanks.
00:18:21Fair fight?
00:18:22Accident.
00:18:24Accident?
00:18:25They moved.
00:18:26No!
00:18:27Oh, shut up, Bernardo!
00:18:30Bernardo has this habit of getting into things that he can't finish.
00:18:34Maybe he learned his lesson this time.
00:18:36So, uh, what's your name, handsome?
00:18:39I'm Rosie Vallez.
00:18:40I sing.
00:18:42Is this with you?
00:18:44We rode into town together.
00:18:46As soon as I've had a drink, I'll be leaving alone.
00:18:49All right, everybody.
00:18:51Show's over.
00:18:55Tequila.
00:18:56Buy another meal.
00:18:59Daddy?
00:19:00Cuts, call me another one.
00:19:01Let me go.
00:19:02T-I-C-K-A-R-I-M-A-R-I-I-N-Y-A-R-I-B-H-E-S-A-R-D-A-R-I-A-R-I-S-A-R-I-A-R-I-A-R-I-A-R-I-A-R-I-A-R-I-A-R-I-A-R.
00:19:06Tequila.
00:19:25Did you like what you say, senor?
00:19:30I am the best French kisser in Chile Verde.
00:19:33If I come across a Frenchman, I'll be sure and let him know.
00:19:36Turista.
00:19:37Wanna buy a girl a drink, cowboy?
00:19:39If I told you once, I told you a thousand times,
00:19:42do not annoy the customers.
00:19:44Sorry, Margarita.
00:19:45If any blind guys come in, they're all yours.
00:19:51You wouldn't be Hardcase Williams, would you, by any chance?
00:19:54We've been expecting him to come in.
00:19:56Excuse me.
00:19:58I'll be happy to buy you a drink, ma'am. What'll it be?
00:20:01Well, thanks.
00:20:03Hey, Jen. They call me Big Ed.
00:20:06Nice to meet you, ma'am.
00:20:08Name's Wood.
00:20:10Ablewood.
00:20:11Ablewood.
00:20:12Ablewood.
00:20:13Ablewood.
00:20:14Ablewood.
00:20:15Ablewood.
00:20:16Ablewood.
00:20:17Ablewood.
00:20:18Ablewood.
00:20:19You're already world now welcome.
00:20:20If you'd like to freshen up before you leave, we've got the only shower west of the Mississippi
00:20:25out back.
00:20:26Might be nice.
00:20:27Margarita?
00:20:28The customers call me Margarita.
00:20:31The territory calls me Margarita.
00:20:34But my real close friends, they call me Miss Ventura.
00:20:38Miss Ventura, I need a job real bad.
00:20:41Well, Las Cruces ain't too far.
00:20:44Are you ready for that shower?
00:20:47It took me four days to get here, and I ain't going nowhere until you've heard me sing.
00:20:53Oh.
00:20:54Well, in that case.
00:20:55Yeah, I play ya!
00:21:04This is a little song written for me by a very dear friend of mine.
00:21:07It's a story of all of-
00:21:08I oughta sing it, honey, before any more of us dies.
00:21:11What'd you say your name was, Sugar?
00:21:22Red Dick.
00:21:23Hit it, Dick.
00:21:24These lips were made for kiss, and these hips were made for bliss, and these arms were made
00:21:38for squeezing you tight every day.
00:21:41Olé!
00:21:42Every night.
00:21:43These lips were made for selecting.
00:21:47These hips were made for connecting.
00:21:50These legs were made for wrapping around you so tight.
00:21:56Olé!
00:21:57Every night when you see me dancing on the floor, you'll agree.
00:22:03You've never seen such porn.
00:22:04These lips were made for tasting.
00:22:05My time wasn't made for wasting.
00:22:06So I'm gonna show you how it's done just for fun.
00:22:08Anyone wanna come?
00:22:09These lips were made for kissing.
00:22:10Take a sip, and you'll know that you'll be missing your flip.
00:22:14When this tamale wants to make you stay every day.
00:22:15Olé!
00:22:16Every night when you stay every day.
00:22:17Olé!
00:22:18Every night when you stay every day.
00:22:19Olé!
00:22:20We're made for tasting.
00:22:21We're made for tasting.
00:22:22My time wasn't made for wasting.
00:22:23So I'm gonna show you how it's done just for fun.
00:22:25Anyone wanna come?
00:22:27These lips were made for kissing.
00:22:30Take a sip, and you'll know that you'll be missing your flip.
00:22:35When this tamale wants to make you stay every day.
00:22:40Olé!
00:22:41Every night when you stay every day.
00:22:43Olé!
00:22:44Every night we can play every day.
00:22:47Olé!
00:22:48Every night.
00:22:49Well, all right!
00:22:50Let's go.
00:22:51Let's go.
00:22:52Honey, you sing like you look.
00:23:05Neempha, get that shower ready for Mr. Wood, huh?
00:23:09Because that man is hot and sticky.
00:23:13Oh, I love those jingle bobs.
00:23:19Yeah.
00:23:23Let him go.
00:23:24For now.
00:23:27You think he's here after the gold?
00:23:29Artie!
00:23:40There's got to be something better than this.
00:23:42There's got to be something better to do.
00:23:49With or without?
00:23:51Huh?
00:23:52Do you want with or without?
00:23:55With?
00:23:56You would.
00:23:58You would.
00:24:19Is that preparado, senor?
00:24:20Yep.
00:24:21Hey, over here!
00:24:22Hey!
00:24:23You been here long?
00:24:24Hey, Mont.
00:24:25What I not like?
00:24:26In Las Cruces, I was a big attraction.
00:24:28Men come from many miles to pay their respects.
00:24:30I'll bet.
00:24:31Then my father died.
00:24:32And these men, they no longer respecting me.
00:24:34Ay, life, she's a bitch, senor.
00:24:37That she is.
00:24:38Then I hear about the gold of Chile Verde.
00:24:40Huh?
00:24:41What gold?
00:24:42Never mind.
00:24:43Never mind.
00:25:09Ay, caramba.
00:25:39Always shower with your boots on?
00:25:42I do everything with my boots on.
00:26:09Oh, oh, yeah.
00:26:29Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:26:33Margarita.
00:26:37He's decided to stay.
00:26:43Finished, honey?
00:26:45You could eat off this floor, and you probably will.
00:26:49How long has it been since your last confession, my son?
00:26:52About 20 years.
00:26:54I just had to get a few things off my chest.
00:26:57Let's see, first there was this girl, El Paso,
00:27:02and her mother, and her grandmother.
00:27:06Look.
00:27:07Stop.
00:27:08Stop.
00:27:10Here we go.
00:27:12Kinda here.
00:27:17I'm so sorry.
00:27:18It's been so crunchy.
00:27:20Oh yeah.
00:27:21I'm so hungry.
00:27:23There's one day to cook for us.
00:27:25Come eat it.
00:27:27You can eat it.
00:27:28You can eat it.
00:27:29There is a man of water.
00:27:30There are other ways of earning your keep around here, you know.
00:27:41I'd rather die first.
00:27:42Why, sugar, you must have died a thousand times.
00:27:53Don't mess with Margarita.
00:27:55She's bad news.
00:27:57Why do you stay here?
00:27:59I've got no place else to go.
00:28:01Why don't you do what I did and buy a mule?
00:28:04With what?
00:28:05There ain't no way I'm ever going to make that kind of money.
00:28:09I used to dream that someone like Mr. Wood would come along
00:28:13and take me away from all this.
00:28:17But I know that ain't going to happen now.
00:28:20Do you think he came for the gold?
00:28:22The gold?
00:28:24Did I say gold?
00:28:25I meant mold.
00:28:28Do you think he came for the mold?
00:28:29What gold?
00:28:32Many men like horses, my son.
00:28:35But Doc Holliday really liked horses, father.
00:28:38I mean, what do you think he was doing in the OK Corral early in the morning?
00:28:42Give me another bottle.
00:28:45Rosie, don't you think you've had enough?
00:28:47I know when I've had enough.
00:28:48I fall on the floor.
00:28:50Honey, this stuff isn't going to solve your problems.
00:28:53Ain't nothing going to solve my problems, except you got a dress I can borrow?
00:28:59Sure.
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:01Come on.
00:29:02I love you so much.
00:29:04I want you always.
00:29:05I die for you, amor.
00:29:06Forget it.
00:29:07Forget it, Bernardo.
00:29:08Forget it.
00:29:09I got other plans.
00:29:10Yes, I know your plans.
00:29:11You want to jump all over that stranger, but you don't know where he has been.
00:29:17I sure as hell know where he's going.
00:29:18I am going to.
00:29:19God, peace, heart.
00:29:20And then there was the time with the two lug jaw Indian maids.
00:29:21You mean Chakto.
00:29:22In the world.
00:29:23I don't want you always.
00:29:24I die for you, amor.
00:29:25Forget it.
00:29:26Forget it.
00:29:27Forget it.
00:29:28Forget it.
00:29:29Forget it.
00:29:30I got other plans.
00:29:31Yes, I know your plans.
00:29:32You want to jump all over that stranger, but you don't know where he has been.
00:29:34I sure as hell know where he's going.
00:29:37I am going to.
00:29:38God, peace, heart.
00:29:41And then there was the time with the two lug jaw Indian maids.
00:29:46You mean Chakto Indians, my son.
00:29:48There are no lug jaw Indians.
00:29:50There are now.
00:29:52My friends, Mexicans, members of the Chile Verde Rotary Club.
00:29:59This stranger is too big for his damn boots.
00:30:03Are we going to stand for it?
00:30:06Are we?
00:30:09We all know why he's here, don't we?
00:30:14Don't we?
00:30:15He's after the gold.
00:30:17The gold of Chile Verde.
00:30:19That is what this Abel Woods is after.
00:30:21Are we going to give it to him?
00:30:23Are we?
00:30:24No!
00:30:25I do not like the way they act.
00:30:27Let them have their fun.
00:30:28Father, I hear a lot of folks talking about gold.
00:30:29Know anything about that?
00:30:30No.
00:30:31No.
00:30:32No!
00:30:33No!
00:30:34No!
00:30:35No!
00:30:36No!
00:30:37No!
00:30:38No!
00:30:39No!
00:30:40No!
00:30:41No!
00:30:42No!
00:30:43No!
00:30:44No!
00:30:45No!
00:30:46No!
00:30:47No!
00:30:48No!
00:30:49No!
00:30:50No!
00:30:52No!
00:30:53No!
00:30:57I knew that why you were here.
00:30:58The legend of the gold keeps this town alive.
00:31:01That is why they are all here.
00:31:02These are ruthless men and women.
00:31:07Take care, my son.
00:31:09I always do.
00:31:10They are also very stupid.
00:31:12Some have been here for years, and still they cannot solve the puzzle.
00:31:14They are also very stupid. Some have been here for years,
00:31:18and still they cannot solve the puzzle.
00:31:20What puzzle?
00:31:21The limerick.
00:31:22Until the limerick is solved, the gold will never be found.
00:31:26Just, uh, just how does this limerick go?
00:31:29There was a young fellow from Scotland
00:31:33who robbed the New Mexico hotland.
00:31:37In a grave situation, two beauts his salvation.
00:31:44He buried the gold.
00:31:46But in what land?
00:31:48You believe this legend?
00:31:49Who was it said superstition is the religion of fever minds?
00:31:53Schopenhauer?
00:31:54Yeah. No, I don't think so.
00:31:57Plato.
00:31:59Nietzsche.
00:32:00It doesn't matter.
00:32:01They believe the legend because they want to believe it.
00:32:04Greed.
00:32:06Good. Thanks, Father.
00:32:09Thank you, my friend.
00:32:11Valle con Dios.
00:32:14Be watchful.
00:32:16Be watchful.
00:32:18Oh, son, what's the matter?
00:32:20Oh, hair now, huh?
00:32:21Hey.
00:32:22Hey.
00:32:23Hey.
00:32:24Hey.
00:32:25Hey.
00:32:26Hey.
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Hey.
00:32:29Hey.
00:32:30Hey.
00:32:31Hey.
00:32:32Hey.
00:32:33Hey.
00:32:34Hey.
00:32:42Hey.
00:32:56Jesus! Jesus!
00:33:01Nice. Nice.
00:33:06What's all that noise out there?
00:33:09Is this Saturday?
00:33:11Lunch night. Lunch night!
00:33:26I'm sorry!
00:33:33Bring up the stranger!
00:33:36Ay! Madre de Dios!
00:33:38Get me horse! Somebody go get the horse!
00:33:42Go get it now!
00:33:44Should not we do something?
00:33:45Yes.
00:33:46But now that the spurs are mine!
00:33:49And you and my angel!
00:33:52Take him down!
00:33:56Take him down!
00:33:57Take him down!
00:34:01Well done!
00:34:02Yee-haw!
00:34:03Yee-haw!
00:34:04Yee-haw!
00:34:05Yee-haw!
00:34:06Yee-haw!
00:34:07Yee-haw!
00:34:08Blessed Mother, tell me, please,
00:34:11why don't they ever invite me to their parties?
00:34:15Let this be a lesson to your gringo!
00:34:18Adios!
00:34:19Adios!
00:34:22Adios!
00:34:24Adios!
00:34:37Uno!
00:34:39Dos!
00:34:42Tres!
00:34:43��!
00:34:44а
00:34:53тю се
00:34:58Well, honey, you missed all the fun.
00:35:00It's a world of fun.
00:35:09Yeah, come on, Starlight. Come on, attaboy.
00:35:11Do your stuff.
00:35:13Yeah.
00:35:23Oh, I gotta pee.
00:35:30Yeah, oh.
00:35:45Get him on.
00:35:47Get him off!
00:36:06Tequila.
00:36:12Me too.
00:36:18Couldn't stay away, huh?
00:36:20away, huh?
00:36:50Ah, let me take you south of my border, just north of my garter, where everything's
00:37:16on order for you, where it's sweet like a potion, feel the heat, feel the motion, margarita's
00:37:27heart from head to her shoe, oh, let me take you south of Rio Grande, for a fiery taste
00:37:42of brandy, aged for a tantalizing treat, stock your saddlebags with lovin', prepare to mouth
00:37:52this cholo oven, prepare to meet sweet marguerite, let me take you south of my border, where
00:38:02there's no law, no order, where it smokes, all the time, take the burning from my thighs,
00:38:12take the fire from my eyes, and you see the view from here is just fine.
00:38:32Let her take you south of her border, if you think you can afford her.
00:38:41I say Abel can't afford to say no, because my lust is my livin', I can't stop once I start
00:38:51givin' them.
00:38:52Givin' it to you blow by blow, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
00:39:00Now margarita's done with talkin'.
00:39:02Let's go....
00:39:04Well?
00:39:09I think someone should bury him.
00:39:15Ninfa! Reddick! Bury him!
00:39:19You people got a strange sense of humor.
00:39:23Your singing certainly set him on fire.
00:39:35Good night, Mr. Wood. Good night, Big Ed.
00:39:39Pleasant dreams. You too.
00:39:45Good night, Abel.
00:39:57Good night, Abel.
00:40:15Good night, Abel.
00:40:17Good night, Abel.
00:40:19Lose your way, honey?
00:40:23No. It's the cockroach's shift.
00:40:27I sleep from three till ten.
00:40:29If you don't like this place, you can get.
00:40:31Oh, yeah? Well, I ain't going nowhere until I find that gold that everybody's been so careful not to mention.
00:40:37You think you can just breeze into town and dig it up, huh?
00:40:41Buena suerte. Some of us have been looking for it for years.
00:40:45You can tell.
00:40:47Good night, Ninfa.
00:40:59Good night, Ninfa.
00:41:07Good night, Ninfa.
00:41:09Good night.
00:41:11Oh, Rosie, I wanted you from the moment I laid eyes on you.
00:41:25You are gorgeous.
00:41:27Save the speeches, honey.
00:41:28I am Juliet, and you certainly ain't Romeo.
00:41:33Ooh, what a body.
00:41:36At least you're awake.
00:41:37Oh, Rosie, you got everything a man could want.
00:41:40Well, let's see if you have what I want.
00:41:49Rosie.
00:41:51Oh, Rosie.
00:41:54Rosie, there's a tattoo on your ass.
00:41:56It's a birthmark.
00:41:58Worst birthmark I ever saw.
00:41:59Oh, oh, oh.
00:42:06Oh!
00:42:10Morning, Big Ed.
00:42:12Sorry, ma'am.
00:42:24Oh, no, no, I, I'm sorry.
00:42:40I, I was daydreaming.
00:42:43Yeah?
00:42:44What about?
00:42:44I've always had this dream that I'd love to end my days in Abilene.
00:42:50Have you ever been to Abilene?
00:42:53No, but I knew a guy once, a long time ago.
00:42:58He came from there.
00:43:01Besides, I like the name Abilene.
00:43:06Sounds nice, huh?
00:43:07I suppose.
00:43:28Poor little guy.
00:43:30Who would do such a thing?
00:43:31Make sure he gets buried decent.
00:43:37I'll go tell the Padre.
00:43:39Why would anybody want to kill him?
00:43:42Gold?
00:43:43His bed wasn't slept in last night.
00:43:45Where'd the red runt end up?
00:43:46He wasn't with me, Margarita.
00:43:48Nympha?
00:43:50Si.
00:43:50Did you get a freebie off of you last night?
00:43:53Who?
00:43:54Dead dick.
00:43:55That's her.
00:43:55No, I swear.
00:43:57We bury Bernardo and go to bed.
00:44:00To sleep.
00:44:02Apart.
00:44:03Get the coffee.
00:44:04Si.
00:44:05So.
00:44:08That only leaves one person.
00:44:15Don't look at me.
00:44:16I slept like a log.
00:44:18Why not you look like one?
00:44:21Maybe he solved the limerick.
00:44:23Limerick?
00:44:23What limerick, huh?
00:44:24Big Ed, you know what you came for.
00:44:26Now, why don't you just shut up?
00:44:27I'm sorry.
00:44:29I said what limerick?
00:44:30What limerick?
00:44:31I don't know any limerick.
00:44:33Leave her alone.
00:44:37Here is your coffee, Margarita.
00:44:40Yeah.
00:44:41Here's your coffee.
00:44:47Now, what about that limerick?
00:44:49When I'm finished with you, honey, you're going to look like a plate of frijoles.
00:44:56Oh, yeah?
00:44:57Girls, please.
00:44:58What about that limerick?
00:45:16I can't.
00:45:17You bitch.
00:45:19Ever since I came here, you've done nothing but treat me like shit.
00:45:23Who the hell do you think you are?
00:45:27Yeah, I was a dance hall girl.
00:45:29But what makes you so high and mighty?
00:45:31You own a whorehouse.
00:45:33A whorehouse!
00:45:36And with only three whores in it, one of them's just a senile old cow.
00:45:40No offense, honey.
00:45:41And the other one's so new at it, she doesn't know which end to use.
00:45:45So what does that make you?
00:45:46Yeah, I came here for the gold, because I've been poor all my life.
00:45:59You got it all wrong, honey.
00:46:01You've been cheap all your life.
00:46:03Cheap?
00:46:05This furniture is cheap.
00:46:07Oh!
00:46:08Oh!
00:46:08Oh!
00:46:11Oh!
00:46:11Oh!
00:46:12Oh!
00:46:12Oh!
00:46:12Oh!
00:46:12Oh!
00:46:13Oh!
00:46:13Oh!
00:46:14Oh!
00:46:14Oh!
00:46:15Oh!
00:46:15Oh!
00:46:15Oh!
00:46:15Oh!
00:46:16Oh!
00:46:16Oh!
00:46:16Oh!
00:46:16Oh!
00:46:18Oh!
00:46:18Oh!
00:46:22Ow!
00:46:24Ow!
00:46:25Ow!
00:46:25Ow!
00:46:29Ow!
00:46:32Ow!
00:46:33Can't we act like ladies?
00:46:34Ow!
00:46:35Ow!
00:46:39Ow!
00:46:43Get back here you ugly.
00:46:44TREN TAM ånd!
00:46:46Oh!
00:46:48Ow!
00:46:50Thank you!
00:46:52Well, well, if it isn't old Thunder-size.
00:46:55Just the person we were looking for.
00:46:58Sorry we didn't get here sooner, Rosie.
00:47:01We had to make a little detour at docked car stairs.
00:47:04Didn't we, Clarence?
00:47:06Oh! Who the hell are you?
00:47:09I think I can say with some measure of certainty
00:47:11that we are the meanest sons of bitches
00:47:13you ever laid them pretty eyes on, Miss...
00:47:15Margarita. This is my cantina.
00:47:18Charmed. My name is Hardcase Williams.
00:47:21Let's go.
00:47:23What do you want with me?
00:47:24Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord. I will repay.
00:47:27St. Paul's epistle to the Romans.
00:47:29Chapter 12, verse 19.
00:47:31Of course, St. Paul never had a disciple
00:47:34that got his neck broke by a slut from a Santa Fe whorehouse.
00:47:37Oh, I like this hombre.
00:47:40He ain't going anywhere.
00:47:42It was self-defense.
00:47:44All right.
00:47:45Easy, Clarence. Easy.
00:47:47There'll be plenty of time for that later.
00:47:50Then why don't you keep moving?
00:47:52What?
00:47:55Oh!
00:47:56I said, why don't you just keep moving?
00:47:59Oh, Abel, thank goodness. These men wanted to take me away.
00:48:02Ain't that grand?
00:48:03So, you got a boyfriend, huh, Rosie?
00:48:07Listen here, Rosie's beau. We need her to find the gold.
00:48:10What do you know about the gold?
00:48:12Search me?
00:48:13That's what we aim to do.
00:48:15Do not be afraid, my son.
00:48:16They will not shoot while I am beside you.
00:48:18Ha!
00:48:19Don't count on it, Father.
00:48:20It's a good day for me when I get to kill a priest.
00:48:23I'll be in the church.
00:48:25Well, how do you want to do this, Mr. Wood?
00:48:30Wood.
00:48:32Ablewood.
00:48:34Flip a coin.
00:48:35When it hits the dirt, start shooting.
00:48:38Sounds good.
00:48:42Flip away.
00:48:43I ain't got a coin.
00:48:47Things are hard all over.
00:48:49Adios, Mr. Wood.
00:48:51But remember, the day of thy death is better than the day of thy birth.
00:48:57That's Ecclesiastes, chapter 7, verse 5.
00:49:02Verse 1.
00:49:07When he hits the dust, boys, kill him.
00:49:27When hooves it down.
00:49:32There is being a gem of an הזה, it's not being told life.
00:49:35He stands for ancient souls.
00:49:38If spirit came to rescue a camp, he knows how good he is between his progressing,
00:49:47anticipate a body.
00:49:48Oh, that leave my place.
00:49:51Look, he's sad.
00:49:53Could attach justice into other brothash.
00:49:55Oh, my God.
00:50:25Oh, my God.
00:50:55Okay, gringo.
00:51:10It's time to get...
00:51:11Chang!
00:51:16Chang!
00:51:18Chang!
00:51:20Chang!
00:51:22You...
00:51:36By the...
00:51:38Shit.
00:51:40Victory shifts from man to man.
00:52:04Deuteronomy?
00:52:05Homer.
00:52:06Uh!
00:52:07Uh!
00:52:09Oh!
00:52:10Ugh!
00:52:12Oh!
00:52:13Aah!
00:52:15Whoa!
00:52:16Oh!
00:52:17Oh!
00:52:18No!
00:52:48I'll be back.
00:53:04I'll count the hours.
00:53:18Oh, Mr. Wood.
00:53:35Where is he?
00:53:36He let out after Rosie.
00:53:48Oh!
00:53:49Oh!
00:53:50Oh!
00:53:51Oh!
00:53:52Oh!
00:53:53Oh!
00:53:54Oh!
00:53:55Oh!
00:53:56Oh!
00:53:57Oh!
00:53:58Oh!
00:53:59Oh!
00:54:00Oh!
00:54:01Oh!
00:54:02Oh!
00:54:03Oh!
00:54:04Oh!
00:54:05Oh!
00:54:06Oh!
00:54:07Oh!
00:54:08Oh!
00:54:09Oh!
00:54:10Oh!
00:54:11Oh!
00:54:12Oh!
00:54:13Oh!
00:54:14Oh!
00:54:15Oh!
00:54:16Oh!
00:54:17I didn't want to discuss any pertinent information back there, little lady.
00:54:47But you didn't think the boys and me, the boys and I, really came back just to pay our respects, did you?
00:55:00Did you?
00:55:02I didn't notice that tattoo on your ass.
00:55:06Chang did, though.
00:55:09She has a preference for such things.
00:55:12Who's the reverted swine?
00:55:15He didn't tell me about it.
00:55:18You were long gone.
00:55:21You've been sitting on gold all this time.
00:55:25I'm not going to hurt you.
00:55:32So why don't you come out in the open and we'll discuss a business partnership?
00:55:42What do you say?
00:55:44It's my ass.
00:55:46There's enough there for both of us.
00:55:51Promise you won't shoot?
00:55:54On my mother's grave.
00:55:57It ain't worth nothing, I swear.
00:56:02What?
00:56:03My tattoo.
00:56:04It's only half a map.
00:56:06Without the other half, it's completely useless.
00:56:09Oh, beef.
00:56:12That's why I came to Chilli Verde.
00:56:14Don't kill me, please.
00:56:16You promised on your mother's grave.
00:56:18So I did.
00:56:19But you'll be sorry to hear that that old bitch is still alive and kicking.
00:56:24Oh, please.
00:56:25Let me live.
00:56:27I've never been to Paris.
00:56:29C'est la vie, Rosie.
00:56:32Oh, look.
00:56:41Rosie!
00:56:43Okay, you rotten pig.
00:56:45You're a pork.
00:56:46Rosie!
00:56:51Abel.
00:56:52Abel, over here.
00:56:53Come quick.
00:57:00Rosie, you okay?
00:57:01Oh, Abel.
00:57:02Abel, it was terrible.
00:57:03Hey.
00:57:04Oh.
00:57:23They're coming!
00:57:30Hey, take it easy.
00:57:31She's heavy.
00:57:36Put him in my room.
00:57:37Don't.
00:57:38There was a young fellow from Scotland who robbed the New Mexico hotline.
00:57:50There was a young fellow from Scotland who robbed the New Mexico hotland.
00:58:04In a grave situation, two buttes is salvation.
00:58:08He buried the gold, but in what land?
00:58:12Two buttes is salvation, buttes.
00:58:16Two buttes.
00:58:20Yeah.
00:58:23Sorry to disturb you, Mr. Wood.
00:58:26You must have had a hard day chasing outlaws and all that heavy lifting.
00:58:31What can I do for you, Big Ed?
00:58:33I just wanted to tell you that you're the finest man I ever met.
00:58:37You've been real nice to me, and I won't ever forget it.
00:58:41Thanks, Big Ed.
00:58:43Well, good night.
00:58:44Good night.
00:58:45Oh, I hope you get to Abilene one of these days.
00:58:49Thanks.
00:58:59Yeah?
00:59:04I just wanted you to know that if I find the gold, half of it's yours.
00:59:07Now, why would you do a thing like that?
00:59:09Because yesterday morning, oh, honey, that was the best shower I ever had.
00:59:20I'll be back.
00:59:21Later.
00:59:22I'll be back.
00:59:23Later.
00:59:24Later.
00:59:25Oh, it's been a long time since a man like you came to Chili Verti.
00:59:41Oh?
00:59:42How long?
00:59:43A week.
00:59:44Maybe longer.
00:59:48You don't get many a meter the pound.
00:59:49Have a drink.
00:59:50Mmm.
00:59:51Mmm.
00:59:52Mmm.
00:59:53Mmm.
00:59:54Mmm.
00:59:55Mmm.
00:59:56Mmm.
00:59:57Mmm.
00:59:58Mmm.
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01:00:29Mmm.
01:00:41Yeah?
01:00:47Can I come in?
01:00:50You always wanted me, haven't you?
01:00:52Ever since fate first brought us together.
01:00:55Who say it's true? I knew it.
01:00:58Believe me, my darling, say nothing.
01:01:01Let's just savor this moment.
01:01:08Oh.
01:01:12I'd love to see your, um, wound.
01:01:16Uh, Big Ed looked at it just ten minutes ago.
01:01:21Well, isn't she the lucky one?
01:01:23Why don't we take these off, shall we?
01:01:28Shouldn't we turn out the lights?
01:01:30Don't be silly.
01:01:31How can I see what I'm doing?
01:01:33Goodness.
01:01:35It's getting better every second.
01:01:38Yeah, it is.
01:01:40Oh, my, my, my.
01:01:43Bet there aren't many of those to the pound, either.
01:01:47You stay right where you are.
01:01:50I'm gonna get you some fresh bandages, okay?
01:01:55Well, I ain't going no place.
01:02:00Uh, any place.
01:02:02I'll be right back.
01:02:10You know, when I first heard about the legend a couple months ago,
01:02:13I realized then that this tattoo might have something to do with the gold.
01:02:17I sold everything I had and bought that stupid mule.
01:02:20Somebody somewhere has the other half of that map on their body.
01:02:24And I need you to help me find them.
01:02:27It could be a woman.
01:02:30I'll share everything with you.
01:02:32Everything.
01:02:33What do you say?
01:02:34With the two halves of the map and the limerick,
01:02:36we'll have all the pieces of the puzzle.
01:02:38We can ride out of here together.
01:02:41We'll be rich beyond my hour.
01:02:44Wild as dreams.
01:02:51Well, that's the whole story.
01:02:53I love you with every ounce of my being.
01:03:06Oh, April.
01:03:08Give it to me.
01:03:24This will only take a moment.
01:03:28And then...
01:03:37Hey, be careful with those scissors.
01:03:40Okay, big boy.
01:03:41One move out of you.
01:03:42One lie.
01:03:43And I'll be wearing your jingle bobs for earrings.
01:03:47Not if you follow my drift.
01:03:51Now.
01:03:52Why did you come back here for Rosie, huh?
01:03:54Wasn't for love, was it?
01:03:56She has a map.
01:03:57What map?
01:03:58Couldn't we discuss this under more favorable circumstances?
01:04:01No, you just keep talking.
01:04:02What map?
01:04:03She has half the map to the gold tattooed on her ass.
01:04:06Oh, my God.
01:04:09Hey.
01:04:10Give me that gun under your pillow, huh?
01:04:13Easy.
01:04:14Or your raping days are over.
01:04:16Evening.
01:04:17Well, I knew you wouldn't be able to stay away very long.
01:04:33Father, you gotta help me.
01:04:34What is it, my son?
01:04:35I need a map.
01:04:36Of Chile Verde?
01:04:37Of Scotland.
01:04:38I need a map.
01:04:39Of Chile Verde?
01:04:40Of Scotland.
01:04:41Well, I know you wouldn't be able to stay away very long.
01:04:43Well, I knew you wouldn't be able to stay away very long.
01:04:44Uh, I knew you wouldn't be able to stay away very long.
01:04:47Father, you gotta help me.
01:04:48What is it, my son?
01:04:49I need a map.
01:04:50Of Chile Verde?
01:04:51Of Scotland.
01:04:54Father, you gotta help me.
01:04:57What is it, my son?
01:04:59I need a map.
01:05:00Of Chile Verde?
01:05:01Of Scotland.
01:05:06I think I've solved the limit, Father, if I'm right.
01:05:08I won't forget you.
01:05:09I have no need for money.
01:05:13Ah, here it is.
01:05:15You think the gold is buried in Scotland?
01:05:17No.
01:05:19That's it right there.
01:05:21Bute.
01:05:22Oh, we're rich, Father, thank you.
01:05:24My son, be careful.
01:05:26I've drifted too long to let this chance pass.
01:05:29Amigo, que Dios lo protege.
01:05:34Help!
01:05:35Help!
01:05:36Help!
01:05:37Help!
01:05:42Help.
01:05:43Mr. Williams, you should be ashamed of yourself.
01:05:45Think nothing of it.
01:05:46It's just an early morning condition.
01:05:48A lot of men get it.
01:05:49Will you untie me?
01:05:51Oh, my goodness.
01:05:52Lady, this is no time to be pointing an accusing finger.
01:05:56At least it's only my finger that's pointing.
01:06:01Margarita!
01:06:03Margarita!
01:06:04I ain't seen her this morning.
01:06:06Uh, maybe Mr. Wood would know where she is.
01:06:10What is all this shouting?
01:06:12Do you have a gun?
01:06:14Of course.
01:06:15Wait!
01:06:16Who the hell are you?
01:06:24Son of a bitch!
01:06:25He beat me to it!
01:06:26He beat me to it!
01:06:37Oh, thank you, Jesus.
01:06:39Thank you, Jesus.
01:06:59Yahoo!
01:07:00I think she's coming around.
01:07:01This one also.
01:07:02Oh.
01:07:03What happened?
01:07:04What happened?
01:07:05Oh, my God.
01:07:06Don't move.
01:07:07Big Ed, honey, does she have a tattoo on her ass?
01:07:08She sure does.
01:07:09Just like the one on yours.
01:07:10Well, almost.
01:07:11Isn't that cute?
01:07:12Together.
01:07:13Do they make any sense if you put them together?
01:07:14Gee, I don't know.
01:07:15It looks like some kind of a map.
01:07:16We know that.
01:07:17A map of what?
01:07:18Scotland.
01:07:19Oh, my God.
01:07:20She's coming around.
01:07:21She's coming around.
01:07:22This one also.
01:07:23Oh.
01:07:24What happened?
01:07:25What happened?
01:07:26What happened?
01:07:27Oh, my God.
01:07:28Don't move.
01:07:29Big Ed, honey, does she have a tattoo on her ass?
01:07:31She sure does.
01:07:32Just like the one on yours.
01:07:33Well, almost.
01:07:34Isn't that cute?
01:07:35Together.
01:07:36Do they make any sense if you put them together?
01:07:37Gee, I don't know.
01:07:38It looks like some kind of a map.
01:07:39We know that.
01:07:40A map of what?
01:07:41Scotland?
01:07:42Scotland?
01:07:43My fourth husband.
01:07:44He come from Scotland.
01:07:45He have a map just like this one.
01:07:47Only his was on the wall.
01:07:49What does it look like?
01:07:51Put them together and it says B-U-T-E.
01:07:56Bute.
01:07:57I don't get it.
01:08:00Of course.
01:08:01The limerick.
01:08:03Two Bute's his salvation.
01:08:06There was a young fellow from Scotland who rather know Mexico,
01:08:10hotline.
01:08:11In a grave situation to Bute's his salvation.
01:08:14A grave situation.
01:08:15Cactus Kaplan's grave!
01:08:17Girls!
01:08:18Girls!
01:08:19No gun will come of this.
01:08:20I don't know!
01:08:21Wait!
01:08:22I know where the gold is.
01:08:23I leave this gun to the puta and be with the mucho people.
01:08:27We're gonna need each other to deal with the men.
01:08:37Right.
01:08:38Come on.
01:08:39Come on.
01:08:40Come on.
01:08:41Come on.
01:08:42Come on.
01:08:43Come on.
01:08:44Come on.
01:08:45Come on.
01:08:46Oh, Father.
01:08:47It's the gold.
01:08:48Mr. Wood may be in danger.
01:08:49Where?
01:08:50Where did they go?
01:08:51They said something about Cactus Kaplan's grave.
01:08:54No.
01:08:55No.
01:08:56No.
01:08:57No creo.
01:09:24No.
01:09:25No.
01:09:26No.
01:09:27No.
01:09:28No.
01:09:29No.
01:09:30No.
01:09:33Come on.
01:09:37Come on.
01:09:38Yeah!
01:09:54Oh!
01:10:24Oh, my God.
01:10:54Oh, my God.
01:11:06Nice.
01:11:08Uh-uh.
01:11:10Mm, nice work.
01:11:14I was gonna help you, but I saw you having so much fun...
01:11:17I decided not to disturb you.
01:11:20How'd you find out?
01:11:21Same way you did.
01:11:23This here was one smart son of a bitch.
01:11:26How many people would recognize the map of Scotland...
01:11:29on two separate rear ends?
01:11:31Two beauts, one in Scotland, the other one here.
01:11:34Lower two beauties, the ladies.
01:11:39You bastard.
01:11:41You figured all that out, didn't you, Mr. Wood?
01:11:44You're smarter than shit.
01:11:46I've been around.
01:11:47I'm glad you used the past tense on that.
01:11:50Good sense of timing.
01:11:53Adios.
01:11:54You want it in the head or the heart?
01:11:57Hold everything!
01:12:01Back off.
01:12:02Well, I'll be damned.
01:12:09There's enough here for everybody.
01:12:11Like hell there is.
01:12:12I've been looking for this gold for years, and I ain't sharing it with nobody.
01:12:15You understand?
01:12:17It was my ass that was tattooed.
01:12:19Mine!
01:12:22Ours!
01:12:23Ours!
01:12:24Ours!
01:12:25Drop it!
01:12:27I knew it.
01:12:28Ours!
01:12:32Just give me one excuse to kill you.
01:12:34Just one.
01:12:35All my life I've been running around Santa Fe with a strange birthmark on my butt.
01:12:40You could have advertised in the paper or something!
01:12:43I figured if I hung around Chili Verde long enough, the other half would show up sooner or later.
01:12:48But I never imagined it would be on such a low life, sleazy, no good...
01:12:53Shut up!
01:12:54Get back!
01:13:02This is not fair!
01:13:05Oh, go ahead.
01:13:06If there are no objections, I'd sure like to see what it is we all came here for.
01:13:32Damn me.
01:13:36Damn you!
01:13:49Oh, shit!
01:13:51I don't believe it!
01:13:52Mind if I try?
01:13:53Be my guest.
01:14:06Come and get it.
01:14:16Get away from that gold!
01:14:19Everybody move around a little bit.
01:14:22Father, am I ever glad to see you.
01:14:25Drop the guns, please.
01:14:33This is the stolen treasure.
01:14:34I think we kind of figured that out ourselves, you old fart.
01:14:38Cactus Kaplan, right?
01:14:40He robbed the Las Cruces bank.
01:14:42A posse tracked him down, so he buried the gold when he found he could not escape.
01:14:46Well, how come we got tattoos on our asses?
01:14:49He devised the limerick.
01:14:51And he put the last, the vital clue, on his infant daughters.
01:14:57He wanted you sisters to have the gold.
01:15:00Sisters?
01:15:02The Kaplan sisters?
01:15:03Oy vey.
01:15:04You girls were brought up by separate foster families.
01:15:08How come you know all this?
01:15:09When I was a rabbi, I married Lupita and Cactus Kaplan.
01:15:13Look, can we start shooting each other now?
01:15:15No offense, father, it's a very interesting story, but I'd like to take the gold and get out of here.
01:15:20You heard the father.
01:15:22The gold is ours.
01:15:23That's how our daddy wanted it.
01:15:25I somehow don't feel that's the father's intention.
01:15:28For 33 long years, I've been waiting for the pieces to come together.
01:15:32Have you any idea what it's been like waiting in this cesspit for 33 long years?
01:15:39Some people would have given up, some people would have gone crazy, but not me.
01:15:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no, because I knew, I knew that one day Cactus's little girls would come riding into Chilli Verde and I would be rich, rich enough to cast the dust of this forsaken land forever for my sandals.
01:15:57Oh, I'm going to travel London, Paris, Vienna, and then, then Rome, the Vatican.
01:16:06I'm going to be a pope.
01:16:08This man's oath ain't all in his feedback.
01:16:11Oh, ye of little faith.
01:16:17One thing I hate is a pushy priest.
01:16:19I don't suppose anyone wants to split this four ways.
01:16:29Margarita.
01:16:30What?
01:16:31You're my big sister.
01:16:33I can't kill you.
01:16:35There's enough for both of us.
01:16:36Hmm, yes, does.
01:16:38Los matamos.
01:16:40Heh.
01:16:40She says they'll kill us.
01:16:42Lucky thing I speak Spanish.
01:16:45How do I know you'll shoot them?
01:16:47Trust me.
01:16:49Oh, no.
01:16:58Go ahead and shoot.
01:17:15You can't.
01:17:17I know why.
01:17:18Abel, all those things I said to you last night were true.
01:17:23Is that why you wanted to kill me just now?
01:17:24That was just a trick to fool her.
01:17:26This woman's unbelievable.
01:17:27She just wants to put you away like she did red dick.
01:17:29Shut up, you deceitful slut.
01:17:31Don't listen to her.
01:17:32I ain't listened to either of you.
01:17:33Abel, you and me were two of a kind.
01:17:37When we made love, it was fireworks exploding.
01:17:40Big, long, Roman candles shooting off inside me.
01:17:47When was this?
01:17:48The day you arrived in Chilli Verde.
01:17:51We did it in the shower, and it was the morning.
01:17:57In the shower?
01:17:58How could you?
01:18:00Seemed like the thing to do at the time.
01:18:02You men are all the same.
01:18:05You ain't got no brand on me.
01:18:07But I love you.
01:18:09Ow!
01:18:10You bitch!
01:18:18Where was I?
01:18:20Oh, yes.
01:18:21Abel.
01:18:22I love you.
01:18:23God knows I've told you enough times.
01:18:26And prove it.
01:18:28Throw your gun down.
01:18:29Oh, be damned.
01:18:45I really meant it.
01:18:49Oh, Abel.
01:18:53Howdy, oh, sucker.
01:18:59She was going to kill you.
01:19:00I couldn't let her do that.
01:19:06So you were the one who saved me before.
01:19:12Twice.
01:19:15Half of this belongs to you.
01:19:16All I need is enough to get me to Abilene.
01:19:21Thanks, big Ed.
01:19:23Call me Edna.
01:19:26Abel.
01:19:26I hope you won't let a little thing like this come between us.
01:19:34Oh, sure.
01:19:35We've had our little ups and downs, but it's still not too late.
01:19:40Oh, Abel.
01:19:41Can't we still be friends?
01:19:47Give big Ed everything.
01:19:48I don't care about the gold.
01:19:52Ow!
01:19:53Big Ed, big Ed, honey.
01:20:02I don't blame you for wanting me, Dad.
01:20:04You are old, ugly, and I'll see you get just what's coming to you.
01:20:12Abel.
01:20:13Abel, my love.
01:20:15Abel!
01:20:20What's the use?
01:20:21What's the use of help?
01:20:24We're music playing.
01:20:29Hey!
01:20:29We.
01:20:31Come on, Bart.
01:20:33I'll see you then.
01:20:40Here's what I want.
01:20:44Hello.
01:20:45Let me see you.
01:20:46Come on!
01:20:47Come on.
01:20:48Oh, well.
01:20:49Oh, well, maybe he'll be back tomorrow.
01:20:55After all, tomorrow is another day.
01:20:59In the hot desert sun, a man's heart grows cold.
01:21:22Sand-filled winds rust his soul.
01:21:27Till he's hard like a rock, with nowhere to roll, but aimlessly on and on.
01:21:46When life's been nothing but a dirty deal,
01:21:51the dirtier it gets, the better he feels.
01:21:59Then he's gone too far, he'll plant no seed.
01:22:04He's just a tarnished tumbleweed.
01:22:12Ooh, ooh, tumbleweed.
01:22:18What is it a tarnished man wants within his tarnished hand?
01:22:36His pony fingers holding fast, the lustful things that never last.
01:22:44Driven on by endless greed, this tarnished tumbleweed.
01:22:53You know, home ain't nothing but a four-letter word.
01:23:02And settling down, well, that's just plain absurd.
01:23:07I tell you, nothing's what he's got, and nothing's what you need.
01:23:12He's just a tarnished tumbleweed.
01:23:18Ooh, ooh, tumbleweed.
01:23:31Tumbleweed.
01:23:33Tumbleweed.
01:23:51Tumbleweed.
01:23:52Tumbleweed.
01:23:55Tumbe.
01:23:56Tumbleweed.
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