00:00Do-dee-dee-doo. Imagine a story. It's tweety-dee-ocha. Imagine a song. Do-dee-doo.
00:07Duff up his lips. You'll never know. It's Elmo the Musical. Elmo the Musical.
00:15Let's get on with the show!
00:17Okay, help Elmo think of today's musical.
00:21Oh, another opening, another show. What's in store for us this time, Elmo?
00:26Oh, hold on, Velvet. Elmo's imagining something.
00:30What if Elmo, Elmo's a repair monster? That's it! Today's story is cool!
00:37Oh, let me say it, let me say it, please. Go for it, Velvet.
00:42Repair Monster, the Musical.
00:45Oh, and you, you can be a repair monster, too. Come on, let's imagine our repair monster uniforms.
00:55Elmo's covered in overalls.
00:57We are repair monsters, and we'll fix things that you broke.
01:03So call us, skip your clock to stop, or your chimney won't smoke.
01:08We hammer with a hammer, and we turn a little screw.
01:11We'll tape it in, we'll staple it, and cover it with glue.
01:13We fix it, so we fix it, and we'll handle it with care.
01:16All because we're monsters. Yes, we're monsters. Who we kill?
01:20Oh, now our story starts in a park in the big city. Come on, let's imagine a park.
01:29Oh, boy. Repairs! Repairs!
01:37Oh, need anything repaired today?
01:39No, thank you.
01:41Excuse Elmo's son.
01:43Need any repairs?
01:45Eh, no, I'm fine.
01:47Wait, where will repair monster Elmo find something to repair?
01:50Oh, my pogo stick. It's broken into two equal pieces, see?
02:08Half, it's in half. This pogo stick's in half.
02:11I was riding, then it fell apart, and now my tushy smarts.
02:15And the pogo stick is broken into two equal parts.
02:20It's in half. Yes, in half. It's in half.
02:23How will I boing? How will I bounce?
02:27This stick is broken, I'm sad to announce.
02:30The springing is over. The spronging is through.
02:34The stick is busted. Oh, what can I do?
02:37Oh, it's in half. Yes, in half. It's in half.
02:43Oh, well, don't worry, Mr. Pogo Sticker.
02:45Elmo's a repair monster.
02:47Can you repair my pogo stick?
02:49Come on, repair monster.
02:51Let's fix the pogo stick together.
02:53Like this.
02:55Hammer, hammer, hammer.
02:56Spoo, spoo, spoo.
02:57Repair monsters will fix it for you.
03:00Come on.
03:02Hammer, hammer, hammer.
03:04Spoo, spoo, spoo.
03:05Repair monsters will fix it for you.
03:08Oh, it's hole again.
03:11Oh, we did it, repair monster.
03:13Thanks for putting the go-go back in my pogo.
03:18You're welcome.
03:20Lovely work, Elmo.
03:22I can't help noticing that you repaired one thing cut in half.
03:27Is that a coincidence or a plot device?
03:30Oh, Elmo's got the no-bear.
03:32Oh, hi.
03:34I think we have our halving answer.
03:37Hey, Mr. Magician, what are you doing?
03:39Why, use magic, of course.
03:41I am trying to cut this hot dog in half.
03:45I'm a great magician, and halving's what I do.
03:49With magic, I can split one thing in half and make it two.
03:52I'm trying to cut this hot dog, because I won't have a weenie.
03:57I'll show you how I do it.
03:59Just watch the great happy me.
04:01You split the stature.
04:05You made it break.
04:06Oops, my bad.
04:07That's my mistake.
04:10You have to trash can.
04:11I made a mess.
04:12Yes, I did.
04:13I must confess.
04:16Hey, you broke my hot dog cart.
04:18True enough.
04:19I did my part.
04:22Your favorite brand is Sprint and Two.
04:24Me again.
04:25Me again.
04:26My boy.
04:29Our pork is a mess.
04:30Our pork is a wreck.
04:31You made it a disaster.
04:33We need someone to fix it fast.
04:35Or maybe even faster.
04:39Don't worry.
04:40Repair Monster can fix it.
04:43But first, Repair Monster better fix Mr. Half-Annie's wand.
04:48Oh, thank you.
04:50I have no idea what's wrong with it.
04:52Hmm, well, well, ooh, it looks a little short.
04:57Gazooks, my wand is in half.
05:00But where is the other half?
05:03Oh, Elmo sees it.
05:05It's in your other sleeve.
05:08Now let's repair this magic wand.
05:11Hammer, hammer, hammer, screw, screw, screw.
05:14We pay our monsters' wheel fix it for you.
05:17Hammer, hammer, hammer, screw, screw, screw.
05:19We pay our monsters' wheel fix it for you.
05:23All fixed.
05:25Hey, what about our bag?
05:28It's still a wreck.
05:30Oh, come on, Mr. Great Half-Eany.
05:32Let's use our whole wand to make this whole again.
05:35I'll give it to the old abracadabra.
05:38Good.
05:39Let's make everything whole again.
05:43Gazooks, our money, the way to put two halves together.
05:49With this one and with this one,
05:51It won't take too long.
05:55We'll take half and half
05:58And make it whole again.
06:01We took half and half
06:05And make it whole again.
06:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:19Thank you, Elmo.
06:20No, thank you, Mr. Happy Me.
06:22What a well-put-together tale, Elmo.
06:25Ah, thank you, Velvet.
06:26Oh, and thank you.
06:28Oh, repair monster.
06:30Elmo couldn't imagine this musical without you.
06:33Curtain go.
06:35Oh, that's Elmo the musical.
06:37Elmo the musical.
06:39That's the end of our show.
06:44Bye-bye.
06:46You know, it's great to finally sit down and have our snacks.
06:54Ah, yeah.
06:55Well, now we can do some magic, just like magicians do.
06:59We can make our snacks disappear.
07:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:03See you next time on...
07:06Sesame Street!
07:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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