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00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:12Surprise!
00:16Tim?
00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:22Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:24We, we both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:30What are you doing?
00:36I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:53Our app?
00:55We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:59That I've simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
01:06What?
01:07Oh, I will destroy you Jake Wright!
01:10What?
01:11What?
01:20What?
01:23What?
01:24What?
01:25What?
01:26I'm sorry I got over to us.
01:40Real love just makes me jealous.
01:42I'm feeling it.
01:51Break up.
01:56Yep.
01:59My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
02:08My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, is sleeping with my best friend.
02:14Ouch.
02:17How about I buy us a drink and you can tell me about it.
02:23Okay.
02:25That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
02:29Oh, of course not. I would never take advantage.
02:35Ma'am, I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
02:47It's a heartbreak.
02:50Finding true love.
02:54.
03:09.
03:15.
04:19I hope you don't mind.
04:37I raided your fridge.
04:40Oh, you didn't have to...
04:41Um, we didn't, you know...
04:51With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
04:56Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
05:01Oh, thank God.
05:04Not that I wouldn't want...
05:05I mean, you're a very...
05:07You're a very attractive man.
05:10I'm Mr...
05:11Mr...
05:13Right.
05:15Right.
05:17Jake.
05:18Right, how could I forget?
05:20You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
05:24Your idea, not mine.
05:33I almost forgot.
05:34Oh, sorry.
05:53I...
05:54Wait, I...
05:56I thought you slept on the couch.
05:58I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
06:02I didn't say you felt the same.
06:05Sorry, I...
06:06I get a little flirty...
06:09When I'm drunk.
06:11Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
06:12By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called LoveSweep.
06:19Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
06:21Okay, well, this one's a bit...
06:22Especially that one.
06:23I mean, even the name is just...
06:25Oh, well, I hope you can give it a shot.
06:29Because I think you deserve to find real love.
06:32I didn't press charges.
06:57Because you love me?
06:59I care for you.
07:00But no.
07:01I don't love you.
07:03We created an incredible app.
07:05LoveSwipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
07:10Take care, please.
07:14Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
07:19Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
07:23Forever.
07:25All mine.
07:27What do you want, Tanya?
07:35Can we please just talk?
07:38I want my best friend back.
07:41Well, too damn bad.
07:43I don't want to hear it.
07:43Now, please, can you go?
07:45Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
07:48Reasonable?
07:50Reasonable?
07:52Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
08:01Lily, stop.
08:03Lily, stop.
08:05Stop.
08:05I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
08:11It's okay.
08:13Hey.
08:14Lily.
08:15Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
08:20What is that?
08:36That jerk, he lied to me!
08:38Love Swipe uses a unique approach, with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
09:01and recognized love on the seventh date.
09:03So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
09:08That's right.
09:09And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people ex you every single day,
09:15everyone will be guaranteed true love.
09:17Love Swipe.
09:19That's perfect.
09:20Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
09:33How are the eggs?
09:35You fucking day-wrecked me, you piece of shit!
09:41I never want to see you again!
09:49I need a drink.
09:52Mr. Wright?
09:53You're going to be a very rich man.
09:57Your life is about to change, sir.
09:59And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
10:22I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
10:25And then you'll come crawling back.
10:26But, just in case...
10:31Dustin, how's it going in there?
10:32All set, boss.
10:34Cameras in every room.
10:37Perfect.
10:38It's time for the contingency.
10:49The last three years of my life have led to this.
10:51I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
11:00Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you are.
11:02I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
11:17I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
11:22Life's a dream.
11:23Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
11:26She's right, Lily.
11:27This app is different.
11:29Are you even listening to yourself?
11:31You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
11:34Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
11:35No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
11:44Lily, this is serendipity.
11:47What is?
11:47Love Swipe.
11:48It just released a new update.
11:50Oh my god, are you serious right now?
11:52You're trying it.
11:53No the hell I'm not.
11:55Give me that back.
11:55You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
12:01Fine.
12:02Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
12:10No way.
12:11Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
12:24Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life.
12:26Come on.
12:29Surprise!
12:33Tim?
12:35Tanya, what the hell?
12:37What are you doing here, Lily?
12:38Tommy, you're my best friend.
12:40How could you do this?
12:41We, we both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
12:52What are you doing?
12:54I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake, right?
12:57You are going to throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app?
13:11Our app?
13:12We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is to have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
13:19Oh, I will destroy you, Jake, right?
13:27Oh, I will destroy you, Jake, right?
13:27If you're willing to menging of what you've been using, you can sit down in the air now to go to bed or be inside.
13:37Oh, I would take it if you're full of an animal, and I will take it to action.
13:43You are Erfolgous.
13:44Weird.
13:45Deadly absent from the night before I let you be, Jake.
13:54End of the night before I let you break into work in the decision.
13:54Real love just makes me jealous.
13:59You see me?
14:07Break up?
14:14Yep.
14:16My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
14:21tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
14:24My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
14:28is sleeping with my best friend.
14:30Ouch.
14:32How about I buy us a drink,
14:36and you can tell me about it.
14:39Okay.
14:41That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
14:45Oh, of course not.
14:47I would never take advantage.
14:51Ma'am, I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
15:03It's a heartbreak.
15:05Finding true love.
15:07Finding true love.
15:09There's no good art.
15:10I'd like to introduce you to my mom.
15:11I would never see her.
15:12If you have a right,
15:13I would love to thank her.
15:15Everybody.
15:16My father,
15:18I think my wife is because of her,
15:19she's a woman.
15:20I think she's the best friend,
15:21who is a woman.
15:22I'm not sure.
15:23She's she's a woman.
16:54If you don't mind, I raided your fridge.
16:57Oh, you didn't have to...
17:02Um...
17:04We didn't...
17:07You know...
17:08With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
17:16Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
17:18Oh, thank God.
17:19Not that I wouldn't want...
17:22I mean, you're a very...
17:25You're a very attractive man.
17:27I'm Mr...
17:29Mr...
17:31Right.
17:32Right.
17:34Jake.
17:35Right, how could I forget?
17:37You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
17:41Your idea, not mine.
17:43I almost forgot.
17:51Oh, sorry. I...
18:11Wait, I...
18:13I thought you slept on the couch.
18:16I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
18:19I didn't say you felt the same.
18:22Sorry, I...
18:23I get a little flirty...
18:26When I'm drunk.
18:27Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
18:32By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Squad.
18:36Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
18:38Okay, well, this one's a bit...
18:39Especially that one. I mean, even the name and just...
18:42Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
18:46Because I think you deserve to find real love.
18:49I didn't press charges.
19:14Because you love me?
19:16I care for you.
19:17But no.
19:18I don't love you.
19:20We created an incredible app.
19:23Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
19:27Take care, please.
19:31Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
19:36Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
19:40Forever.
19:42All mine.
19:44What do you want, Tanya?
19:52Can we please just talk?
19:55I want my best friend back.
19:58Well, too damn bad.
20:00I don't want to hear it.
20:00Now, please, can you go?
20:02Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
20:06Reasonable?
20:07Reasonable?
20:09Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
20:18Lily, stop.
20:20Lily, stop.
20:22Stop.
20:22I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
20:28It's okay.
20:30Hey, Lily.
20:32Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
20:37What is that?
20:53That jerk, he lied to me!
20:55Love Swipe uses a unique approach, with potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
21:20So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
21:25That's right.
21:26And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people ex-you every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
21:34Love Swipe.
21:36That's perfect.
21:37Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
21:50How are the eggs?
21:52You fucking date-wrecked me, you piece of shit!
21:59I never want to see you again!
22:06I need a drink.
22:09Mr. Wright?
22:11You're going to be a very rich man.
22:14Your life is about to change, sir.
22:20And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
22:39I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
22:42And then you'll come crawling back.
22:45But, just in case...
22:48Dustin, how's it going in there?
22:49All set, boss.
22:51Cameras in every room.
22:54Perfect.
22:55It's time for the contingency.
23:06The last three years of my life have led to this.
23:11I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
23:15Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you are.
23:19I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
23:34I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
23:39Life's a dream.
23:40Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
23:43She's right, Lily.
23:44This app is different.
23:46Are you even listening to yourself?
23:48You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
23:51Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
23:52No.
23:53If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
24:01Lily, this is serendipity.
24:04What is?
24:05Love Swipe.
24:05It just released a new update.
24:07Oh my God.
24:08Are you serious right now?
24:09You're trying it.
24:10No the hell I'm not.
24:12Give me that back.
24:13You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
24:19Fine.
24:19Fine.
24:20I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never
24:23forgive you.
24:27No way.
24:28Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
24:41Okay.
24:41Let's go give Tim the surprise of his life.
24:44Come on.
24:46Surprise!
24:50Tim?
24:52Tanya, what the hell?
24:54What are you doing here, Lily?
24:55Tanya, you're my best friend.
24:57How did you do this?
24:58We, we both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
25:10What are you doing?
25:11I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright.
25:14You are going to throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app?
25:28Our app?
25:29We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is that I've simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
25:40Watch.
25:41I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
25:44Let's go.
26:14Your love just makes me jealous.
26:16You see me.
26:25Break up?
26:31Yep.
26:33My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
26:40My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend.
26:48Ouch.
26:50How about I buy us a drink and you can tell me about it.
26:57Okay.
26:59That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
27:03Oh, of course not.
27:04I would never take advantage.
27:07Ma'am, I'll have two more boys, whatever she was having.
27:20It's a heartbreak.
27:24Finding true love.
27:25When my wife takes care of me, she needs to have everything in love.
27:42Yes, I know.
27:43It's a heartbreak.
28:52I hope you don't mind.
29:11I raided your fridge.
29:14Oh, you didn't have to...
29:19Um...
29:21We didn't...
29:24You know...
29:25With all due respect,
29:27I wouldn't have sex with anyone
29:28who was as drunk as either of us last night.
29:30Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
29:35Oh, thank God.
29:38Not that I wouldn't want...
29:39I mean, you're very...
29:41You're a very attractive man.
29:44I'm Mr...
29:45Mr...
29:47Right.
29:49Right.
29:51Jake.
29:52Right, how could I forget?
29:54You put my name in your phone
29:56as Mr. Right.
29:58Your idea, not mine.
30:07I almost forgot.
30:08Oh, sorry.
30:27I...
30:28Wait, I...
30:30I thought you slept on the couch.
30:33I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
30:36And I said you felt the same.
30:39Sorry, I...
30:40I get a little flirty
30:43when I'm drunk.
30:45Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
30:46By the way,
30:50there's a new dating app
30:51that just came out
30:52called LoveSweep.
30:53Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
30:55Okay, well, this one's a bit...
30:56Especially that one.
30:57I mean, even the name is just...
30:59Yeah.
31:00Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
31:03Because
31:04I think you deserve to find real love.
31:06I didn't press charges.
31:31Because you love me?
31:33I care for you.
31:34But no.
31:35I don't love you.
31:37We created an incredible app.
31:40LoveSwipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
31:44Take care, Elise.
31:48Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
31:53Once I'm finished,
31:55you'll be mine.
31:57Forever.
31:59All mine.
32:05What do you want, Tanya?
32:09Can we please just talk?
32:12I want my best friend back.
32:15Well, too damn bad.
32:17I don't want to hear it.
32:17Now, please, can you go?
32:19Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you
32:21and you're not being reasonable.
32:24Reasonable?
32:26Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend
32:28and you're telling me to be reasonable?
32:30Lily, stop.
32:37Lily, stop.
32:39Stop.
32:40I love you and I know you don't want to hear this,
32:42but there is somebody out there for you.
32:45It's okay.
32:47Lily.
32:47Lily.
32:47Lily.
32:49Lily, I want you to be in love
32:51and I want you to be happy, but...
32:54What is that?
33:10That jerk, he lied to me!
33:12Love Swipe uses a unique approach
33:29with potential for true love guaranteed on every match
33:35and recognized love on the seventh date.
33:38So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
33:42That's right.
33:43And with restrained, tasteful marketing
33:46like you brilliant people ex you every single day,
33:49everyone will be guaranteed true love.
33:52Love Swipe.
33:53That's perfect.
33:54Thank you for your time.
33:56Now, I think this is the beginning
33:57of a very fruitful business relationship.
34:08How are the eggs?
34:09You fucking date raked me, you piece of shit!
34:12I never want to see you again!
34:23I need a drink.
34:26Mr. Wright?
34:28You're going to be a very rich man.
34:31Your life is about to change, sir.
34:33And just like that,
34:51I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
34:56I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
34:58And then you'll come crawling back.
35:02But just in case...
35:05Dustin, how's it going in there?
35:06All set, boss.
35:08Camera's in every room.
35:11Perfect.
35:12It's time for the contingency.
35:13It's time for the contingency.
35:14Last three years of my life
35:24have led to this.
35:28I'm going to make the world fall in love.
35:30I'm finally going to meet
35:31the woman of my dreams.
35:34Here's to you,
35:35gorgeous,
35:36whoever you are.
35:36I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
35:51I'm just a girl
35:52hanging out with her best friend
35:53and her ex-boyfriend
35:54who cheated on her.
35:56Life's a dream.
35:57Lily, I'm telling you
35:59you need to download Love Swipe.
36:00She's right, Lily.
36:01This app is different.
36:03Are you even listening to yourself?
36:05You downloaded a dating app
36:06while you were in a relationship.
36:08Lily, one day
36:08you're going to look back at this.
36:09No, if either of you
36:10says one more word
36:11about that stupid app,
36:12I swear I'm going to scream.
36:18Lily, this is serendipity.
36:21What is?
36:22Love Swipe.
36:22It just released a new update.
36:24Oh my God.
36:25Are you serious right now?
36:26You're trying it.
36:27No the hell I'm not.
36:29Give me that back.
36:30You'll take me later
36:31when I'm dancing
36:32at your wedding, girl.
36:35Fine.
36:37Fine.
36:37I'll try your stupid app
36:38just to prove that
36:39both of you were horrible people
36:40and I'll never forgive you.
36:44No way.
36:55Tim is so lucky
36:56to have a girlfriend like you.
36:58Okay.
36:59Let's go give Tim
36:59the surprise of his life.
37:01Come on.
37:03Surprise!
37:03Kim?
37:09Tanya, what the hell?
37:11What are you doing here, Lily?
37:12Tanya, you're my best friend.
37:14How could you do this?
37:15We both downloaded
37:16the better version
37:17of the dating app,
37:18Love Swipe.
37:27What are you doing?
37:28I will burn this whole place
37:29to the ground
37:30before I let you break up
37:31with me, Jake Wright.
37:31Jake Wright.
37:31No!
37:32No!
37:32No!
37:32No!
37:33No!
37:33No!
37:37You are going to throw away
37:39what, our entire relationship
37:41because we didn't match
37:42on some stupid dating app?
37:44Our app?
37:46We created Love Swipe
37:48together so you know
37:49how accurate it is
37:50to have simply confirmed
37:52the fear of what you've become.
37:53What?
37:58Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
38:01Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
38:05Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
38:09Oh, I will destroy you.
38:20No one left behind.
38:23Sorry I got over a sacrifice.
38:30Real love just makes me jealous.
38:33Hey, Jake.
38:34Oh, I will do that.
38:37Breakup?
38:48Yep.
38:50My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
38:55tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
38:59My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
39:03who's sleeping with my best friend.
39:05Ouch.
39:07How about I buy us a drink,
39:11and you can tell me about it.
39:14Okay.
39:16That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
39:20Oh, of course not.
39:22I would never take advantage.
39:26Me, I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
39:30To heartbreak.
39:39Finding true love.
39:43Love is not love.
39:49Yes.
39:50No.
39:51No.
39:51No.
39:52No.
39:52No.
39:53No.
39:53No.
39:54No.
39:54No.
39:55No.
39:55No.
41:27I hope you don't mind.
41:28I grated your fridge.
41:30Oh, you didn't have to...
41:36We didn't...
41:41You know...
41:42With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last
41:47time.
41:48Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
41:51Oh, thank God.
41:52Not that I wouldn't want...
41:56I mean, you're very...
41:58You're a very attractive man.
42:01I'm Mr...
42:02Mr...
42:04Wright.
42:05Wright.
42:06Wright.
42:07Jake.
42:08Wright.
42:09How could I forget?
42:11You put my name in your phone as Mr. Wright.
42:15Your idea, not mine.
42:16Not mine.
42:17I almost forgot.
42:23I almost forgot.
42:24Oh, sorry.
42:30I...
42:31Wait, I...
42:32I thought you slept on the couch.
42:35I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
42:36I didn't say you felt the same.
42:37Sorry, I...
42:42I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
42:49Oh, and I'm under one bit.
42:51I'm sorry.
42:54I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
42:56I don't mind it one bit.
43:02I don't mind it one bit
43:06By the way, there's a new dating app just came out called loves well
43:10I hate dating apps right now. Okay. Well, this one's a bit especially that one. I mean even the name of this
43:17Well, I hope you give it a shot because I think you deserve to find real love
43:32I
43:46Didn't press charges
43:48Because you love me I care for you, but no
43:53I don't love you. We created an incredible app. Love Swipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy
43:58I'm happy
44:01Take care, Elise
44:05Oh, I will take care Jake Wright
44:10Once I'm finished
44:12You'll be mine forever
44:15all
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44:25What do you want Tanya please just talk
44:28I
44:30Want my best friend back?
44:32Well, too damn bad. I don't want to hear it. Now, please. Can you go?
44:36Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable
44:41Reasonable
44:43Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend and and you're telling me to be reasonable
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