00:01Your pizza.
00:10Linda! Who is it?
00:16No one, darling!
00:21Cover me, please.
00:22Hey, what the hell is that? Pizza? Are you out of your freaking mind?
00:26Come over here.
00:30Honey, it's not mine. It's a mistake.
00:35All you'd allowed are cucumbers and water. Remember that?
00:41Come on, breathe.
00:54So, what are you doing here, dude?
00:57I, uh, there was a glitch in the system.
01:02Oh, so I got a free pizza. What do you got here?
01:06No, no, sir. This is not your pizza. There was a mistake in the address. This order is for the house next door.
01:14Nah, those smiths. His wife won't be able to fit through the door, you know?
01:24Okay, get out of here.
01:27Yeah, sure.
01:34If you ever come near food like that again, cucumbers and water will be all you eat for the rest of your life. You got that?
01:42All right, darling.
01:44I don't hear that.
01:47Okay, darling.
01:50Good girl.
01:51Excuse me.
01:53What do you want?
01:55I don't know how to open the gate.
01:58Everything's on the phone these days, silly.
02:00Thanks. Bye.
02:14Have a nice day at work, honey.
02:21Listen, I just want you to be slim, you know?
02:24Yes, darling.
02:26Mm-hmm.
02:27Yes.
02:55You have to eat cucumbers to be thin.
03:04Yeah, Harvey.
03:06But I can't do it anymore.
03:08You have to exercise to be thin.
03:10Ugh.
03:26Oh.
03:28Wow.
03:31It's you.
03:38What are you doing here?
03:39I'm sorry.
03:40I heard you were really hungry, but you didn't answer that door.
03:44Here.
03:47Oh, my gosh.
03:50You're a lifesaver.
03:55Don't worry.
03:59Don't worry.
04:00This is Harvey, my friend.
04:01He's just a toy.
04:03Harvey is your friend.
04:06These are for other people, but you need to eat.
04:11I haven't had a decent meal in a month.
04:14Happy to help.
04:16Okay.
04:17I'll be going.
04:18No.
04:19Wait.
04:21Stay with me and eat.
04:23I have to thank you and...
04:26Are you hungry?
04:30Water and cucumbers will be fine.
04:33Come in.
04:35So, why you stay here?
04:50He obviously doesn't love you.
04:53He's just mocking you.
04:56No.
04:58He's nice.
04:59He just wants to see me in good shape.
05:02Oh, yeah, of course.
05:04He's nice.
05:05He's nice.
05:06He just likes tear off butterfly wings.
05:09He's nice.
05:10He just works for Taliban.
05:12He's nice.
05:13Stop it.
05:21Tomorrow I'll regret this, but today I'm happy.
05:29Oh, no.
05:36Oh, no.
05:39Oh, no, no, no, no.
05:42Be quiet.
05:45Hi, honey.
05:47Hey, what's going on?
05:49I'm just watching a movie, chilling.
05:54Wait.
05:55What's that on your cheek?
05:58It's a lipstick.
06:02Lipstick, that, huh?
06:04You know what, sweetheart?
06:06It's time for waiting.
06:08So get on the scale and waiting for the results.
06:11Of course, honey.
06:13Bye.
06:14I'm so screwed.
06:22Why?
06:23Just tell him the weight is fine.
06:25Haven't you noticed he's a tech geek?
06:27The smart scale will send him a message.
06:29So, how much did I eat?
06:34Uh, double pepperoni, pasta, about a pound.
06:40Uh, plus a Cinnabon, plus a soda, another pound.
06:43How much are you supposed to weigh?
06:45Hundred pounds, tops.
06:46Oh, no.
06:48I have an idea.
06:53How much does it weigh?
06:54Uh, like 10 ounces.
07:07He's gonna kill me.
07:08He's gonna kill me.
07:11Linda.
07:12I, I look at you.
07:15You're the most beautiful woman in the world.
07:18Don't torture yourself with this jerk.
07:21You don't understand.
07:22I, I can't.
07:25I have an idea.
07:30Where is your scale?
07:32Okay, it's about 12 gallons.
07:47That's approximately 100 pounds.
07:52Approximately?
07:53I need to know exactly.
07:54It will be fine.
08:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:08Oh, my God.
08:33Oh, your.
08:35Did you lose two pounds?
08:36Are you trying to cheat me, sweetheart?
08:51Thank you, Ted.
08:52I don't know what I would have done without you.
08:56Glad I could help.
08:57I throw this out of the way.
09:06Bye.
09:12Bye.
09:12Are you making a fool of me?
09:25What's going on?
09:32There must be cameras there.
09:34And he saw you.
09:36There's no connection.
09:45And there won't be.
09:46It's over for both of us.
09:48Alarm mode.
09:49Alarm mode.
09:50Alarm mode.
09:51Alarm mode.
09:52Alarm mode.
09:53Alarm mode.
09:55Harvey's your friend, huh?
09:57He's just a toy.
10:01Hey, don't worry.
10:03We'll figure something out.
10:04Alarm mode.
10:07Alarm mode.
10:09Alarm mode.
10:10Alarm mode.
10:10Linda, you, sweetheart, I worry, don't try to fool me, sweetheart, you know, honey, I'm
10:36just thinking about you, you know, I want you to be thin and beautiful, you know,
10:46Linda, don't try to hide, huh, what the, it's too late to lose weight, honey,
11:06the alien knight has come to the rescue, yeah,
11:14you gonna regret this,
11:27No, no, no, you made a mistake, you didn't hear him
11:37He broke into my house, he's a criminal
11:39There's all the evidence here, officer
11:43I can't believe it's over
11:51So, what am I gonna do now?
11:55Well, for the starters, we could order a pizza
12:01You have to eat cucumbers to be fit
12:06Shut up, Carmin
12:25You have to eat cucumbers to be fit
12:31You have to eat cucumbers to be fit
12:34You have to eat cucumbers to be fit
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