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00:00That was Stephen Hawking dropping in on the giant bird ramp. This is history.
00:03Picking up speed, rolling smooth. Look at his setup.
00:05He goes for the nine. Three, four quarters of a turn.
00:07Yes!
00:07Lands it clean.
00:08The crowd is losing.
00:10Listen. Mathematically, the decision is irrational.
00:13I land the significant strikes with higher momentum, yes?
00:16Energy equals one half MB squared.
00:18His mass is smaller. My velocity...
00:20Um, it says buy one, get one free on milk.
00:22Right, but it expired last July. We're in October, man.
00:25Can't you just, you know, override it?
00:26I could, but then I get written up, and I like this job.
00:29You know why I stopped you?
00:3265 and a 50. License and registration.
00:35Or, yeah, never mind. Just hang tight for me, all right?
00:37Hey, hey, come on!
00:42You okay?
00:43I'm fine.
00:44Then get off your bum and make me a sandwich. Don't know what you're waiting for.
00:47Screw you.
00:48Boo-hoo, look at me. I'm a cow laying on the floor.
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