00:00but i was actually technically a foot model my first job i worked at a golden corral buffet
00:05decorating the cakes i worked at a taco place in a pizza place called amato's pizza i had no skill
00:11at decorating the cakes and it felt like they were just kind of like this kid's gay let's give
00:14him the cakes i was a barista i used to work at the movies a poolside server my first job was a
00:21lifeguard there were a lot of rats and mice i was teaching people how to swim and i was saving lives
00:25got burns on my wrist like it was hot in there my first job was at gray dog in new york city and i
00:32got fired within a month for stealing rosé i was fired for eating somebody else's chicken tenders
00:38i got fired i think i was the worst employee i was named the cappuccino queen um because i would
00:45always give away free coffees my first job was a valentino fall 2025 campaign the guest kids campaign
00:52i was 11 either a commercial for chuck e cheese or for the ymza and they wanted me to kiss a boy
00:58on the cheek i was really young soccer referee so i grew up playing soccer i wrote the kids newsletter
01:05for the red sox i sold glasses and contacts working at coals i was a garbage man for a very very brief
01:12amount of time on criminal minds as someone who gets kidnapped i was a production assistant on a movie
01:18called southpaw teaching like theater at a summer camp for like really rich five-year-olds
01:25singing different churches different events birthday parties to play a disney princess at
01:30children's birthday parties as a teenager i became a doula managing three different designer imposter
01:37perfume stores whoa my mom got me the job and i i smell delicious i will never forget it
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