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news bloopers that are R rated and happened live on the air

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00:00a brown snake in a dunny you know can you imagine waking up early in the
00:07morning sitting on the toilet and it is popping up between your legs all right
00:11here's the sharp end so this makes you come out swinging I don't know about you
00:14guys but my sphincter just actually tightened very good reason how often do
00:21you go to the bathroom you don't actually look down well anyway that was
00:27snake catcher Tony Harrison saving the day for a family on the Gold Coast that's a visual we
00:33didn't need this morning Tony good morning to you what's the strangest place you've found one
00:37look what's stranger than finding it in the shitter you name it you let your imagination
00:45you let your imagination run wild whatever you can imagine I've found them there
00:51so many questions worth the risk to just wash the the underwear and and run the risk of it
00:58getting damaged or just buy new underwear right because how do you ruin your underwear I mean
01:02what's gonna happen well there's ways to ruin it
01:04let's say goodbye
01:07we can't provide for that
01:14can we get the winners of each category on in four days time
01:19good yeah also Lisa's eating a pie with a spoon
01:22I'm Australian that's what I always do you know me
01:24because I'm not a big fan of a lot of pastry a bad pie
01:28is one that has miles of pastry and only a tiny bit of filling
01:32except you eat it with a spoon well sometimes as you know I just stick my
01:35fist in and go for it and then I've been known to fall asleep during that process
01:42that's one way of doing it for sure this is a very good pie
01:44Lara that is for sure one man decided to steal a flute by shoving it down his pants
01:50you can see it in his back pants there the owner's mother confronted the thief
01:55before he could exit the store with the flute in his pants so then they kept the
02:00flute but decided they didn't want anyone to put their lips on
02:04it so they turned it into a lamp it's now a flute lamp
02:10oh my goodness a toot flute there
02:12oh great now I get to follow that one
02:15all right well let's get you caught up on your weather
02:19with Heather hopefully you don't get any
02:21flute I don't even know the name Tony came up with
02:24the toot flute the toot flute hopefully
02:26hopefully none of those are in the forecast today whoo
02:29so you're gonna be making cream horns okay what what are they all about
02:34who's laughing
02:35is Carl being rude
02:38no that was Georgie
02:39what would you assume I was the one being rude
02:42gee gardener hello
02:45it's the quiet one
02:47I don't know Aaron are you a fan of fruitcake
02:49well I sit next to one oh no I'm skipping oh that was mean
02:56okay on that note folks we're gonna be right back
03:01oh such a great day
03:03you have some explaining to do here
03:05good morning Perth coming up on the show
03:07the man Lisa and Sylvia most want to
03:11that's right the legendary Pete Murray joins us to chat about his brand new album among other things
03:17I always wait a week to get my hands on the latest DVD releases
03:22so I got knocked up last night
03:25well not literally but I got the movie knocked up
03:28the movie yes the movie knocked up
03:29terrific you gotta watch it Bob
03:31knocked up I'll put that on
03:33Lisa I just want to say
03:35there's nothing artificial about Frank
03:37there you go we'll leave it at that Frank
03:42I'd like to wake up today
03:46alright Frank we're saying goodbye to you now
03:49see you later
03:50see you later
03:51see Carl I can still pull him
03:53yeah yeah a sleazy talking wall
03:55wow you still got it Lisa
03:59thank you Carl
04:00thank you
04:08my wife
04:12family
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