00:00Get your phones out because text to win coming up. Megan's right here. Wow, Megan. Would you like to know about the daddy saddle? Someone sent me a joke. It's a joke someone shared. All right. I think that's the text to win contest. Megan's gonna put you in the daddy saddle. I don't even know what it is. It's probably inappropriate. No, it's actually
00:30a child's toy. You know, like when you give your kid a ride and pretend you're a horse. Okay, that's enough. Again. Yes, there you go. Fifty Shades Darker on DVD now. Fun for the whole family. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. Today is lasagna day. I'm excited about this. Now, first of all, for everybody at home, it's not called lasagna. It's called lasagna.
01:00Because lasagna is one sheet. All right. Lasagna is two sheets. So that is the way to do it. So it's lasagna. Lasagna. Now, the first thing we want to put on.
01:13Honest answers or answers. Georgie, do you ship your pants? Occasionally. Carl? I have. I have in the past. Yeah. Lisa, do you ship your pants? I used to, but I don't anymore. Dickie?
01:26I don't ship. I like to go in the store. Okay. So she's saying that we need to drop the sweatpants.
01:32Oh, really? Not wear sweatpants. Just be free. It's spring. Drop the sweatpants. Yeah, it is the first day.
01:43That's the hashtag today. Drop the sweatpants. Let's just turn it over to Damon. Yeah. Anything you want to drop on us?
01:50No, I just want to say keep the sweatpants on. So, Abs, this is my favourite here. This is called sleep cycle. Now, the first thing you do here is you say, I want to wake up at a certain time. So I said this morning, 5.30.
02:00And you start the alarm, but you plug it in and you sit it beside your bedside table. And it's constantly listening throughout the night because you make noise when you roll around.
02:08Do we really like that?
02:09Lisa and I went there straight away.
02:10So, yeah, good. But then the great thing is, I'll keep it together here, folks. The great thing is...
02:16So many noises, none of which we can talk about.
02:18So many weird noises.
02:20Came through the keel in my house. We immediately...
02:23He must be very small.
02:25We immediately locked up lawn, my wife's knicker drawer. I thought, he's not going in there.
02:30No. He's never coming in my keel, let me just say that.
02:34Were you watching the Oscars this week? Did you just sit the stuff up?
02:37No, no. I watched the stuff up afterwards when it was weebun.
02:40What did you think?
02:41I just felt sorry for everybody. I just thought it was embarrassing.
02:45And that chap, that accountant fellow from Pricewaterhouse and arseholes, you know, he should be sacked.
02:53Former accountant.
02:54Is he off the job now?
02:56They've said he won't be doing the Oscars next year.
02:58Yes, the A in PwC is silent.
03:00I didn't realise I was doing that, and on...
03:03Right, across my face. There's nothing cheap about that.
03:05Oh, hello!
03:08See, that's a funny show. Go on, let's do it.
03:10Puss! Take it up!
03:12Right, okay.
03:14We can't take it!
03:15I'm cross...
03:30We can't cuss up!
03:31Stop!
03:34Stop!
03:46Go on, let's do it.
03:51Go on,ру!
03:56Go on!
03:57Go on,au!
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